I became the worst politician ever in Bitlife
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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"i can't kiss a 14 year old, i want to become a politician" buddy you have an awful lot of faith in the system, it doesn't seem to have stopped anyone before
LMAOO 💀💀💀💀
1 year later now we got the Clinton on the island thing 🤣🤣
Speaking from expérience?
💀
@@mariams3879 luckily no, but reconsider making that kinda comments to strangers maybe?
1:52 honestly, kevin, that's all of the politicians
Poor Billy Joe...and Kevin didn't even do anything to him...
Oh, but he did. He became his best friend. That sealed his fate.
Kevin having no clue how “Désirée” is pronounced is one of my favorite moments 😂
The only the reason I know how to pronounce it is Ace Attorney
the only reason i know how to pronounce it is danny phantom
Can’t be any worse than the Supreme Court right now
Biden doing a shit job or something?
Thank u for uploading bruh
After watching this video I tried a bit of bitlife and immediately in primary school he was shot to death with a machine gun. A five year old brought a machine gun to school.
Kevin spent 3 euro in real life just so he can be a president and didnt. The amount of sacrifices he goes through for us
most educational channel because I found out what walking corpse syndrome is and it's wild
Pov of kevins mind .You can't let a boy cheat on your paper but you can sit and see your brother die and do nothing Kevin's mind nothing wrong here
18:52
Oh no!
There goes your $2 million.
19:14
Again!
By now, you should learn your lesson.
20:02
Pfft!
(Laughs very hard)
what was that song during the "how will kevin win this time?" section
Kevin was rlly pushing 🅿️
My book went well. Where's my cut?
I love you Kevin you’re the best
Speaking of mobile games I keep getting ads were the games are played incorrectly, then the characters weep.
Can't spell President with out P!
0:45 I love that Kevin pronounced Desiree as “Desire” instead of “Deziray”
ye she desires to be pee residents friend she got rejected and was never seen again
I thought it was "Dee-zy-ree"
@@grumpysphinx4911 I can’t tell how that’s different from what I put :,)
Went to the comment section just to find this 😂😅
@@grumpysphinx4911 in most situations it’s “dez-eh-ray” (at least where I live it could be different in a lot of places)
"my special talent is crime because that's the closest thing to politics they offer" this is why you're the best
16:50 Is literally Boris Johnson
1.4 likes and not 1 angry comment. That's quite the accomplishment.
Maybe you should run for president? 🤷🏻♂️ 😀
@@doggytheanarchist7876 only 1.4?
ik that feeling i once spelt "our'' wrong
2.4k likes 4 comments, thats how you know its a very good comment : D
I am
I like how he wouldn’t kiss a girl for fear of opponents using it again him, but acting in pornos? No problem there.🤷♀️
that does sound like a politician though... x')
Fr😂😂😂😂
Maybe he doesn’t kiss in the pornos just goes straight to the…porn
4:52 Let's be honest, if a politician promised to 'not do anything and not fuck the country up anymore' I think they'd be a vast improvement on a lotta places rn.
At least there’s no more mean tweets .
FJB
@@friedrudibega6384 FJB FDT
They already make promises like that and they don't keep them, that's asking for more of the same. Doing the same thing again and again expecting a different result is the definition of insanity.
@@friedrudibega6384 fdt too
Then why have someone in that position?
This is the most accurate representation of American politics I've ever seen
Very bad timing TBH 😬😅
@@chloekrueger9497 perfect timing
@@chloekrueger9497 why bad timing? i'm from and in america just wondering if it was anything specific
@@lucyread America is quite literally on fire, if you hadn't noticed. Something about abortion rights being under attack, just succeeded in fact. After that there seems to be some contraception attack talk mixed in with some hyper anti-lgbt pushing.
@@lucyread gotten so bad flicking Boris Johnson said america is being wacky
Hey 3 million subscriber youtuber CallMeKevin, I love your videos and watch it all the time. Could you please play 50 cent bulletproof the PS2 game? It is absolutely wonderful believe me..
Hey 12 subscriber youtuber Mido taku92, i love your videos and watch it all the time. I agree
@@turnipboy6498 hey fictional character turnip boy from the video game turnip boy commits tax evasion it's time to pay your taxes
That was oddly formal
Oh shitni forgot about this game
This comment reply section is blessed
It would be cool if growing old in bitlife could make you senile, and you start getting prompts like "you forgot your grandchilds name and they started crying" or "your maid is stealing from you!" etc
It does sound pretty cool!
That sounds horrible depressing for a fun lil game :(
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 The game already has quite a lot of murder
@@TheRealLaking he said depressing not fun afternoon activity
@@snailtan4332 r/cursedcomments
I love how Kevin always zooms in on something completely random when he does the intro 😂
he's been doing that
I miss the "my name is Kevin" tho :(
It's not always random! When he says "My name is Kevin", sometimes he zooms in on something that implies he's an idiot or a bad person.
@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 bruh I actually just noticed and literally went back and rewatched the intros of the last videos to find out when that stopped and now Am sad 😞
I’ve been keeping track of everything he’s zoomed in on for quite a few videos. If you take the first letter of each it spells out a sentence “hi my name is Kevin” he’s playing 4-D chess
"Even America has limits on age you can be in politics" Well Chuck Grassley is 88 and isn't the oldest so..
Case & point America's president can barely remember his own name so that checks out haha 🤣😂
I hate all these old crusty bastards making decisions for people they haven't related too for 50+ years
young wise
Our president needs very specific instructions for entering a room. #neverforget
@@herty2299 brilliant 😂😂
"even America has it's limits on how old a president can be" You'd think so wouldn't you?
Seeing the current president, maybe there should be.
no seriously plese help us
or people on SCOTUS.
The only old guy most want is Bernie. He's actually for the people.
@@pythor9674 Jon Ossoff 2024
I think BJ Licker needs to become a recurring character in the Call Me Kevin canon
Vote Resident/Licker 2024!
Day 446 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Detective 1 or Mary Kate and Ashley Magic Mystery Mall
My favorite part of this Call Me Kevin video was when he said “it’s morbin time.”
truly one of the RUclips videos of all time
@Jack murphy Oh hey! You're the person I spoke with on a different comment chain a few weeks ago lol! I'm good, how are you :D
Edit: wait I don't think I replied to you lol but you were there
@Jack murphy
@Jack malone.
and then he morbed all over the place
clearly the yt video ever
"What can a degree in political science get me?"
As soon I figure out how to use mine I will let you know. Only had it 12 years.
Have you tried using it to start a fire?
Use it to go to law school, that's what I'd do
Billy sounds like he was a character from an earlier playthrough...
Billy Joe Licker was the real hero of this video
"That's good that I Googled that or I would have been immediately impeached"
After previously being impeached 3 seconds after becoming president last time 😂
You know, his recent discovery of having ADHD really puts these things into perspective. I was always baffled how he constantly forgot the things he learned from games, but as somebody with ADHD myself the realization that he probably has similar memory capabilities to me makes a ton of sense. Because my memory is TERRIBLE. Though one advantage is replaying games/rewatching shows and movies can be a lot of fun because I forget half the stuff in them so it's almost like new every time XD
@@kenjutsukata1o1 hahaha ya, that's 100% something I would have also forgotten 😅
Yeah, by writing a book on his first day as president.
Kevin, a pro tip:
Instead of using your money to go back in time, you can close the app and it will load the last year
He gets sponsored by them, pretty sure he has free acces to it all
That only works if you get a prompt immediately after aging up, if you age up and no prompt you’ll come back to the app to no change, at least in my experience
He won't teach that because bitlife wouldn't like that
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 Ngl i do think he is actually paying the 1 euro but compared to the sponsorship money it's a drop in the ocean
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 Pretty sure he has to say if he's sponsored by them, plus Bijuu Mike is the one whose actually promoted by Bit life, Kevin just appears on the "watch RUclips" option, along with many RUclipsrs who have only made one or two videos on Bitlife
"When I start to go corrupt, that's when the big bucks start rolling in"
"Organized crime... Wait, no, politics. They're very similar."
“I want to divorce because your head is too small”
I hope she was taking about the one attached to his neck or else that’s a really embarrassing reason to get broken up with
Day 89 of asking Kevin to play the ratchelor
It’s a fun online game that is basically the batchelor with rats
As a former Cincinnati resident, Kevin & Pee Resident are somehow more ethical than most of what we've had here.
“I’ll choose crime cuz it’s the closest thing to polotics.”
Last time I checked, Kevin, they where the exact same thing.
14:00
"Laquitta argued with me because I sold our log cabin after she told me that she didn't want to sell it.
I promised her I wouldn't do it again"
What a lovely promise.
Every time Kevin plays this game, he joins the p0rn industry. Is there something you wanna tell us Kev?
I mean, it's one of the best jobs to be fair
R.I.P. Billy Joe
Lived an interesting life I guess.
Too interesting for his own good.
Make a character named "Boot Licker" and see how far you get just sucking up to everyone.
@@yoshioxocoke Could be. Saw that name and the idea popped in my head
Billy Joe Licker was the real main character of this video.
You know Jerry Springer was once the Mayor of Cincinnati, Pee is in good company.
Wtf
I misread this as Jerry Seinfeld
day 421 of asking kevin to use the hungergame simulator
At this point I would love to see a whole video of Kevin going through his bitlife graveyard
As someone from Ohio, I’m sure Kevin would be a better politician than most of the ones here😂
As a fellow Ohioan i agree lol
Well,if you guys promise to vote, I'm sure you can convince Kevin to run as a libertarian in the democratic republican party
Would be kinda thrilled to have Sen. Sherrod Brown and Sen. Callmekevin represent me in Congress lmao
murica
Not gonna say it
Cincinnati! Nice... As far as politics go that's a pretty good place to start your political career.
Our former mayor was Jerry Springer. And he was caught paying a hooker with a check
"even america has a limit on how old a guy can be, right?" no, kevin. no we dont...
Dawg just call yourself joe Biden
I read the title of the video and was like "the worst? really? mmm it's kinda hard to be the worst rn"
Right? I was curious to see what the comments of this video would be like, if they were even enabled
Hes the worst "in Bitlife". Cant forget that part. It would be nearly imposible to be the worst in real life. Too many rivals for the title.
3:51
Just when you have no depression and anxiety, you immediately got fired.
Putting the P in people Is slogan I'd stand behind
You dont wanna stand in front of someone full of P.
Or maybe you do, Im not judging.
Don't worry Kevin, you could never be as bad as the politicians in the supreme Court right now 👍
wow political message on a gaming video that's deep
Oh no, the supreme court justices decided something you don't agree with, let's whine about it in a 'witty' comment on a gaming video.
@@Kelly-ct5ld you say, whining about a comment you don't like on youtube.
@@Kelly-ct5ld “oh no someone commented something you don’t politically agree with, better write a “witty” reply pointing out how ludicrous they are.”
thought the same thing 😞
Still better than some of the politicians we have today 😭
The irony of him doing this💀
Don’t think there has been many good politicians in history at all.
love how he pronounced desiree “desire”
0:03
You mean the time you became President of the United States and you immediately got kicked caused you wrote a book?
the timing of this video is scary.. lmao
Hard to be worse than the Supreme Court.
@@saintsea-hat7891 oh no, the states can now ban killing babies. That's horrible :'(
Yeah saw the title and my first thought was it's hard to be worse than what they've got going on in the states right now
As a citizen of Cincinnati, I guarantee that Pee Resident could genuinely be our governor. 🤣
Dude I’m from Cincinnati!!! It’s cool to find another fan from here
here’s to hoping that in this run he doesn’t become president and then immediately publish a book
Kevin, thanks for being a shining beacon of positivity and joy in these dark times. Watching your videos have been exactly what I needed to get through these last few days.
Sending love from the Kevin-cult
How many days
Putting the D in Democracy...
kevin - "I became the worst politician ever"
most politicians - "hold my beer"
Kevin's character accomplished more in 5 minutes then I will in my entire life
Day 659 of asking Kevin to ACTUALLY revisit the Bee Movie Game
Yeeeeee!!!! Keep this going until leaving listens!!!
The fact that whoever edited this had to search for Morbius movie clips, truly our bravest solider
I'm not sure if this upload is horrible, or great timing
I half expected this to be recorded ages ago and he was just waiting for this type of thing to happen
well it can’t have been too long ago since his hair is blonde here
"Teen pregnancy is up-" wow, well that's fitting for America right now
And fitting consequence for the girls' actions.
@@jasonenns5076 don’t be silly, cover your willy
@@jamesquinn4185 I'm an incel.
@@jamesquinn4185 And I hate premarital sex. It damages your body, and soul.
@@jasonenns5076 are you also a Redditor lmao
The fact I’m getting political ads before this. 💀 Clearly Kevin is the only valid candidate.
Reminder that Kevin still hasn't tried some career paths like being in the military or becoming a proffesional athlete
Ya
He’s on android he might still be behind lmao
@@hanscapon222 True is that not a thing that you can do an android
Kevin, I didn't think anything could make me laugh today so I looked you up. I was laughing within the first minute. Thank you for the happiness.
Less than a minute in and the man from the land of incomprehensible pronunciation mispronounces "Desiree"
Just wanted to say i love when you make videos on bitlife! I listen to it when im falling asleep. Thanks for making this video :)
The name is actually pronounced Dezaree not desire.
si becomes za?
@@contacter4826 Yes
4:33 The chances of you receiving bribes are heavily dependant on if you accept bribes or not, so you actually lost millions at this very moment.
Wow Kevin was mad disillusioned with politics in this episode lol. Fair enough
I watch/listen to the BitLife series to go to sleep at night because I’ve watched them so many times I can fall asleep to them now. Apparently I’ve trained my brain to sleep whenever I watch them cuz I turn it on then have no clue what’s happening cuz I fall asleep 😂
12:33 “WHAT A TERRIBLE MOTHER”
4:38 “OVER NINETY EIGHT DOLLARS”
nah if this guy came to where I live he'd be the best politician compared to the current clowns
same thing here where i live
Kevin should run for president and legalize abortion of fully grown people. He has my vote already
@@Mephitinae shit that joke took some time for me to get it
@@Mephitinae lmao, just murder your enemies
I'm sorry Kevin but this is the literal worst timing ever for this video 😭
true 💀 very very unfortunate timing
As a citizen of Ohio, you’re doing better than most of our politicians tbh
Can't even watch RUclips in Ohio 💀💀💀🤣🤣
kevin you somehow always come back to killing somebody😂
Finally, the greatest tale of all...
I'm talking about Billy Joe's story of course. What a great man. He suffered through so many hardships, but never gave up on life. I only he'd learned how to swim...
8:08
(Laughs very hard)
You blew all of your money and you didn't get to be governor.
17:28 “even America has its limits on how old a guy can be” man how that has aged poorly
Is this the long lost brother of Goodat Cools-Politics?
Yes. Yes it is 😂
Day 320 of asking Kevin to play Batman: The Telltale Series episode 2
Watched Kevin again after months.... WhEN DID HE BECOME A BLONDE
If you play in the right country, can you become a dictator?
not kevin saying “Desire” 🤦🏻♂️😂
Given recent events in the US, there is no possible way you could do worse than them.
i completely agree, it sucks and i wish i could leave (":
What happened now
@@jamesquinn4185 Our abortion rights were revoked.
By 6 people we didn't vote for.
@@Mystic189 you don't have the right to control other people's lives. They're human beings, not cattle.
It's a shame Pee never got to live his dreams of becoming President, if nothing else because that means we missed out on President Resident
If Jerry Springer can be mayor of Cincinnati, then why not Pee Resident?
But tho to be fair Jerry Springer is a stand up guy his original tv show was designed to help people it was the producers that turned the show intoo a laughing stock you watch the real old Jerry Springer shows & its actually completely different to the big pile of dogshit it became it was about real social issues & the guest where real & it's was about politics believe it or not not random guest fighting over some inferdeility
"your friends are all joining twitter, no thank you im already depressed" LMAO KEVIN 😭😭😭
I've had Twitter for all of a month now and I regret it every day
@@flaminghotshishkabob6044 i had to delete my account after only 2 weeks. Honestly idk how people do it lol
I don’t think it’s possible to be a worse politician than what is in place in America.
*Looks at Somalia* Wellll...
“Pee is number 1!” - Call Me Kevin, the 3 million subscriber count RUclipsr
Who was controlling Joe's life? Your other channel, RTGame?
Just a friendly FYI
Desiree is generally pronounced Dez'uh'ray not duh'sigh'er :)