it’s a job for under-educated americans to take advantage of normal people and project power over them. it’s a cozy well paying job that provides OT, benefits, pension, lucrative promotion paths, power over others, and immunity to almost anything you could do wrong on the job. yeah soo soo noble
"Hell, I don't actually give a shit. You're all just a bunch of money-mouths, walkin' around, talkin' and eatin.'" Gotta love a man who tells the brutal truth.
@@phreakinpher When you say "At least it's an ethos" do you mean to say that ANY group that holds a firm belief regarding who they'll associate with is automatically better than a group which doesn't care....? Because, if so, may I refer you to the NAZIS! BAM! GODWIN'S LAW!!! 😝
+Flying Cactus bitch what a lot of gay men are shallow af and wouldn't be caught dead with a bear a lot of gay guys don't want to date fems either bears are just hairy, bulky guys, and from what I've seen tend to date each other
"Hell, I don't actually give a shit. Gay or not, you're all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around, talking and eating" Truer words could not have been said
America: Your pursuit of happiness is trapped by corporations who made your altered consciousness of tv commercials you call reality in your trance similar to sleep where you conceive of things but don't do them while you pay your mortgage check never considering that some little poor kid living in a dump in Brazil is happier than you'll ever be because he's got soul while you've got DirecTV.
In 2012 this was satire but in 2022 this is exactly the marketing strategy of every major corporation. Hell, they don't even seem to care if you buy their products anymore.
It’s been Disney’s marketing strategy since their plague of pointless live action remakes, NON-Tim Allen Lightyear, and whatever the fuck strange world was supposed to be.
1:48 "Only the pocket sqaures of a gentlemen can be used as a banana hammock Ehh hee hee hee!" I literally shot red wine out my nose onto the screen! LMFAO!
"We're so gay we're introducing a table dance mandate at participating locations." "only the pocket squares of a gentleman could be used as a banana hammock."
Love this! A great representation for how some but not all political parties and big businesses support special interest groups for their money. A business owner once told me I don't care who or what anyone believes, I just want their money.
Quality John Goodman performance! His voice kept doing this weird thing though, where for a few moments he'd sound like Patton Oswalt's voice. Which makes me really want to see Patton Oswalt play the Colonel, especially considering how much he hates their "famous bowl."
@Hurst Olds442 I'm not talking about your post dude, im talking about the main post. I'm actually old enough to have a grandchild and capitalism got my family out of poverty!
I first saw this eleven years ago, & laughed until I nearly soaked my britches. I've not seen it in years, but thought, a few minutes ago, "I want to laugh at John Goodman's KFC advert", & looked it up. STILL GODDAMNED HILARIOUS. Lavender Jack...Swooping On Down.
I like how people are surprised that this isn't the real Colonel. Seriously guys, The Colonel passed in 1980, at the age of 90. Of course this isn't the real Colonel, it's famous actor John Goodman, as the title quite clearly suggests!
God i love john goodman. He's one of those awesome actors who's funny as all hell and can play literally any genre of film, be it horror, comedy, action, or even kid's movies, and he's amazing. You don't get many great actors like that anymore...
Actually, this is about the "subjubagation of marriage rights." Come on, while this comedy skit was based on a terrible moment in human history where a national chain that was built by the population committed an offense against human decency, it's a comedy skit. Sadly, there are many people that hate and discriminate against sexuality and race, but if we can all agree that underneath the surface, we are all human and we all bleed red, the world would be a much better place, but if this is the most offensive video that you've ever seen, welcome to the internet. You must be new here...
@Judson Joist Do you know that many gay men don't actually practice anal sex, it's more heterosexual couples where the man will anally penetrate the woman?
That shit was hilarious, I must have missed this one; however, just a quick recommendation, a good western with John Goodman is "JACK BULL", an HBO ORIGINAL FILM, it's over 12 years old but it stayed with me due to the fact I would have done what the main character did.
John Goodman is a master at turning on the "scary" at the flick of a switch, and he rarely ever does it.
Most white people are
Wolfgang H Man, I really love that movie.
10 Cloverfield Lane
D Harlo Thanks man.
@@MrRuamazed He single handedly made that movie incredible. Really surprising range of abilities.
"...We Got Those Bowls." Holy fuck, that totally needs to be KFC's new slogan.
+RegisteredCinephile
A failure pile in a sadness bowl.
Is that in reference to those styrofoam bowls??
KFC is shit man, McD's for life...
"And occasionally limited runs of food that would only otherwise be found in a Lovecraft book."
@@tinyflyonthewall those are great for putting worms in for fishing.
"Be right there, Omarion."
Had me in stitches.
MaxPro see?? 😂
I had to rewind to make sure i WAS HEARING RIGHT LMAO
it’s a job for under-educated americans to take advantage of normal people and project power over them. it’s a cozy well paying job that provides OT, benefits, pension, lucrative promotion paths, power over others, and immunity to almost anything you could do wrong on the job. yeah soo soo noble
John Goodman should play Colonel Sanders for KFC. Out of all the people they had play the real Colonel, Goodman looks the most like him.
Yup, but i don't think those subtle race references will fly on TV though.
NERD Incorporated
"I prefer light meat to dark meat", erm I hope he means chicken
wow, you are that slow?
No that definitive not lol!
Michael Blanc
You do know what 'chicken' means in gay slang don't you?
Plus the 'bear' reference at 0:53
"Hell, I don't actually give a shit. You're all just a bunch of money-mouths, walkin' around, talkin' and eatin.'"
Gotta love a man who tells the brutal truth.
Say what you want about the tenants of Chic-Fil-A, dude. At least its an ethos.
@@phreakinpher When you say "At least it's an ethos" do you mean to say that ANY group that holds a firm belief regarding who they'll associate with is automatically better than a group which doesn't care....? Because, if so, may I refer you to the NAZIS!
BAM! GODWIN'S LAW!!! 😝
@@LoganBluth it was a Lebowski quote.
We can't handle the truth.
Didn't someone once ask Col Sanders what he thought of hippies? "They eat chicken, don't they?"
1:54 This part is pure genius, especially how it cuts when he's still talking. Its so dark. Its why I come back to watch this skit. :D
Best part :D
because that's the truest part
cuts right to the bone
Money mouth
The high-pitched feedback squeal in the background is a brilliant touch!
Same here! I just saw a stupid ass KFC commercial and was like gotta go watch this again
John Goodman need to be cloned so he can be around forever.
what if he was
A2Z83 Mind... blown...
Oh fuck, could that be Seth Rogen?
^^^^^^^^Can we please do this?
We haven't found the Elder Race yet, which would provide us with the technology to transfer consiousness.
John Goodman is a national treasure
Jonathan Leiman no... he’s not.
*international
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@pdubzpyro You’re right, he’s an international treasure ;)
Does this mean Nic Cage will steal him?
Least creepy KFC commercial I've seen in a while
Was just having a sip as I read that and spit it out laughing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol John Goodman does the best freakout faces.
"Snugglin' with yer bear." IT TOOK ME A MINUTE
"Never in my 140 years on this earth have I ever harmed a gay!" lol
+Doom Lord RKS I don't get it
***** Thanks, nice pic
+Flying Cactus A bear is just a hairy gay guy. Masculinity isn't actually a factor.
+Flying Cactus bitch what
a lot of gay men are shallow af and wouldn't be caught dead with a bear
a lot of gay guys don't want to date fems either
bears are just hairy, bulky guys, and from what I've seen tend to date each other
I swear I adore how John Goodman can switch from a happy loving family man to a crazy, drug lord, kidnapping guy.
"Hell, I might even be gay..."
I'm fucking dead 💀💀😂😂😂😂
+Adam Turner in that kind of suit he might be
that would require consent. ain't nobody getting near a person that uses that many emojis.
See.... lmao 🤣
"if you want the gayest chicken you have to visit meee"
could not stop laughing
Lmfao I died reading your comment hearing it in my head again
John Goodman could play pretty much any role and still be the American icon that he has been for such a sustained amount of time. He's a gift.
"Hell, I don't actually give a shit. Gay or not, you're all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around, talking and eating"
Truer words could not have been said
VIPKID Vault it's a two and a half minute video dude.
In your future posts, don't have future posts, you time Nazi.
+Mark D lol
The high pitched noise completes the magic of those words.
That's true equality.
Those bowls, tho.
Graphomite fuk the super bowl u know Patriots are going to win like always they got in the pockets of motherfuking people who own the NFL
Absolutely hilarious. He's one of the few people who truly deserve to be a star
I agree his brilliant & so many actors shouldn't be stars they just don't cut it!
Fuck it, Dude.....Let's go bowling.
+Carl Killough SHOMER SHABBOS!
Why reply to yourself?
Roman! This is the LAST FUCKING TIME!
They're gonna kill that poor woman, man...
I told that fuck down at the league office THAT I DONT ROLL ON SHABBOS
"Your all just a bunch of money mouths walkin' around" truer words have never been spoken.
stolen.
Vance Nethery no u
America: Your pursuit of happiness is trapped by corporations who made your altered consciousness of tv commercials you call reality in your trance similar to sleep where you conceive of things but don't do them while you pay your mortgage check never considering that some little poor kid living in a dump in Brazil is happier than you'll ever be because he's got soul while you've got DirecTV.
Chad Warren I used to have DirecTV, but now I have Netflix...it's the greatest invention since KFC...
Chad Warren Oh, and I used to have one of those soul things, but I haven't seen that thing in years.
In 2012 this was satire but in 2022 this is exactly the marketing strategy of every major corporation. Hell, they don't even seem to care if you buy their products anymore.
Virtue signaling to a T
Companies like Bethesda putting up their pride month logos in all but Russia, Middle East, Turk...
It’s been Disney’s marketing strategy since their plague of pointless live action remakes, NON-Tim Allen Lightyear, and whatever the fuck strange world was supposed to be.
Now companies that do this are the Target of bomb threats.
🤢🤮
I fucking love John Goodman.
Well, after this video, you can love fucking John Goodman as well...
(Sorry, couldn't help it... lol)
Donny, do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up.
2SWOOD I love your profile picture
Since this came out, I've gone back and laughed my ass off dozens of times. Gets me every time!
Of all the things, ''and... we're open on Sundays'' made me laugh the hardest, everything about it is so spot on.
I love John Goodman. How did he end up doing this gig?
+MrZapparin "goer"... google it.... or ask on 4chan.
he got paid
I find that doubtful with his extensive history and likely royalties check at the end of each month.
Lol so it was sarcasm. Very good, sir.
I blame Rosan.
Now I want to see a Colonel Sanders biopic with John Goodman....
Arnold Guy FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!
but Goodman doesn't look like the Colonel.
The colonel actually killed somebody for trying to mess up his sign
I DIED at 1:55 😂😂 He just tosses that charade & throws discretion right out the damn window! Love ya Always John Goodman!
It's like they went into my nightmares and digitally remastered them.
He said: "Hell, I might even BE gay!!!!" Gold...
2:01
The zoom-in, clucking and rising whistle pitch is when shit gets real. XD
OMG this is so funny , John Goodman is and will always be the funniest guy XD
Shut the F up Donny!
Axi Baximillion over exaggerated
No, No, It's "SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE!?!" :>)
Look at the new movie with him ,,10 cloverfield street'' or something like that,his acting is awesome.
Lane. Cloverfield LANE.
John Goodman - still a better Colonel Sanders than that annoying new guy in the commercials
1:48 "Only the pocket sqaures of a gentlemen can be used as a banana hammock Ehh hee hee hee!" I literally shot red wine out my nose onto the screen! LMFAO!
that moment when Walter starts acting like lebowski
Jenna lynn mind blown
More like Charlie Meadows from "Barton Fink"
I don't care how many times I see this, but 1:55 still gets me every time!
lmao, Bette Midler or Streisand.
Or ABBA
Or for the millenial version, Lady Gaga.
Omfg the white meat to the dark 😭😭😭😭
Looks like most of the profits will be lost from black people now which is 90% of the customers.
I'm SO glad you didn't post that "all" meat matters.
I had to read your name twice. Some how when I first looked i saw Rarian Dicks.
Yes, I laughed so hard.
Did someone say "Dicks"?
John Goodman is the man for doing this. fucking hilarious
“I know their service is better but...we got those bowls” 😂😂😂
I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH...lmfaoo this was hilarious
I never tried dipping chicken in gravy.. I gotta try that
is that some gay slang?
What are you even doing with your life
Seriously it's delicious! 😋😂😂😂
"We're so gay we're introducing a table dance mandate at participating locations."
"only the pocket squares of a gentleman could be used as a banana hammock."
Damn genius combo of camerawork, execution and dialogue. Very effective for the lols.
"We all no that when it comes to the chicken of America, I prefer the wHite meat to the dark meat" lmao so racist
Domanic Blanco." my grandmother was.a.typical white peeson" barack obama . real racist
Its 2023 and this aged perfectly.
Omfgggg😭. The dark moments! I'm crying
Thumbs up if you had to watch after seeing one of those new KFC youtube commercials.
In a alternate timeline, I really hope there's a john badman
"Snuggling with yer Bear" I fucking died lol!
"snuggling up with your bear" :P
Even in a satirical online video John Goodman still acts his heart out
"If you want the gayest chicken, you have to visit me"
1:55 HOLY SHIT, is that the incarnation of my inner SOUL!!!
Several years later, KFC's own commercials are now more absurd than this great satire!
I about died when he said: "I prefer to see the world like my hormone-loaded antibioticly engineered chicken"
"-without gender...or beaks....or buttholes" (that last said in a thoughtful 'this isn't on the topic but a related fact I can't not mention')
Dat laugh at the end! lmao! brilliant
If there’s ever gonna be a film about Colonel Sanders, John Goodman better star in it.
Love this! A great representation for how some but not all political parties and big businesses support special interest groups for their money.
A business owner once told me I don't care who or what anyone believes, I just want their money.
I thought to myself "this would have been way funnier 4 years ago"
Then I saw "posted Aug 14, 2012"
I am not a clever man
What happened (now) 7 years ago
you mean 8
Aged like fine wine. Thank you John Goodman
"gay or not your all just a bunch of big old money malls talking and eating" lol
You got your southern dialect wrong, it is 'money maws." Jeez, visit Kentucky more often! lol
crumblymunky omg i am from kentucky and we do not talk that yall
Quality John Goodman performance! His voice kept doing this weird thing though, where for a few moments he'd sound like Patton Oswalt's voice. Which makes me really want to see Patton Oswalt play the Colonel, especially considering how much he hates their "famous bowl."
The best Harland Sanders was the REAL Harland Sanders.
"I WANT A FAILURE PILE IN A SADNESS BOWL!"
1:55 when I ask how someone's day is and they proceed to actually tell me how it was.
John Goodman has a voice made in heaven!
''...never in my 140 years on this earth...'' lol
I looked down just in time to read and hear that line
the secret to immortality is fried chicken and rice...seems to work for colonel sanders and Uncle Ben the rice guy
'Your all just a bunch of money mouths walkin' around' the true definition of capitalism .
@Hurst Olds442 You can always tell who the brainwashed kids are in these threads.
At least you’re not forced to buy it
@Hurst Olds442 I'm not talking about your post dude, im talking about the main post. I'm actually old enough to have a grandchild and capitalism got my family out of poverty!
@@timtheenchanter6896 I was actually praising capitalism and the fact KFC doesn't care about your sexuality
Goodman always delivers.
August 2012?!?! How am I just now seeing this? Funny shit!
I first saw this eleven years ago, & laughed until I nearly soaked my britches. I've not seen it in years, but thought, a few minutes ago, "I want to laugh at John Goodman's KFC advert", & looked it up.
STILL GODDAMNED HILARIOUS.
Lavender Jack...Swooping On Down.
I like how people are surprised that this isn't the real Colonel. Seriously guys, The Colonel passed in 1980, at the age of 90. Of course this isn't the real Colonel, it's famous actor John Goodman, as the title quite clearly suggests!
But what about the colonel sanders in the commercial?
+Kare2muchJR Striking resemblance anyway.
+Flamer Gamer101 thats norm mcdonald in the new tv commercials
+yogithehamster10 I guess they are ok
+yogithehamster10 what's it gonna be about?
1:55 - 2:04 lol
XD
Favorite part. Omg~
Yeah, that got real dark real quick, huh? lmao
I cant breathe at that part
He can be so scary when he wants to, its awesome
Goodman can be so scary when he wants to. I wish he got more sinister roles from time to time
I though this was real for a little bit.
U never know with KFC commercials
This is one of the best videos I've seen!!! Pus I love this actor!! Shut up Donny!! xD
He is such a great actor. Gotta love him.
I love me some john goodman
+Joseph Smith Right on!
hell yeah
GayFC is just gravy with me.
this video predicted the near future of advertising
This is epic.
I love how John Goodman can poke such fun at Chik-Fil-A. He was kind of scary at one point!
Hey Colonel Dinner's Almost Ready
They never mention Popeyes. Admitting defeat Colonel?
cause Popeyes isn't worth mentioning.
There is an omerta in place as Goodman is from Louisiana. Cannot cluck shame the home folks.
There are no Popeyes or Chick fil a where I live, so we don't have a choice anyway
***** do you live in North Korea or something? Why is there no chic fil a??
Eli Butterfield Southeast Washington State
Min. wage is really high
1:55 is the best, hits a completely new character, then snaps back.
Every company this month
1:55 suddenly shit turns dark
Can't believe I was surprised that a sketch starring John Goodman got weird towards the end...
John Godman deserves an OSCAR for this !!! every line every scene perfect.
"And we're open on Sundays!" crying
Lmao why am I just now seeing this?
God i love john goodman. He's one of those awesome actors who's funny as all hell and can play literally any genre of film, be it horror, comedy, action, or even kid's movies, and he's amazing. You don't get many great actors like that anymore...
Oh yeah, and he nailed the SHIT out of colonel sanders
Church of chicken? I prefer the church of bacon. Praise the Lard!
lmao
Nice pun!
somenglishguy Praise Bacon!
Statimtek that is a perfect hoot!
Statimtek Jesus Is Lard
This commercial got dark for a second or two. 🤤
How come I suddenly imagine Fred Flintstone wearing the Colonel Sanders outfit
I'm a man of old fashion values, but I constantly change my values according to the status quo.
Padrone Couldn't have said it better myself . Long live the truth speakers !
Actually, this is about the "subjubagation of marriage rights." Come on, while this comedy skit was based on a terrible moment in human history where a national chain that was built by the population committed an offense against human decency, it's a comedy skit. Sadly, there are many people that hate and discriminate against sexuality and race, but if we can all agree that underneath the surface, we are all human and we all bleed red, the world would be a much better place, but if this is the most offensive video that you've ever seen, welcome to the internet. You must be new here...
+Judson Joist
What are you talking about? Butt sex is hot. Ass play is hot. Anal vore is hot.
+Judson Joist
Then why was it made to feel so good? Why did God put my G-spot up my ass?
@Judson Joist Do you know that many gay men don't actually practice anal sex, it's more heterosexual couples where the man will anally penetrate the woman?
Those dark flashes though :v
yup this will always be awesome
That shit was hilarious, I must have missed this one; however, just a quick recommendation, a good western with John Goodman is "JACK BULL", an HBO ORIGINAL FILM, it's over 12 years old but it stayed with me due to the fact I would have done what the main character did.
Is it just me, but the whole video kinda had that "planet terror vibe" thing going on :D
I have a headache from laughing so hard. I love this Good man, good man. Lololol
That was the most disturbing video I have ever seen. And I WORK at KFC.
One day your gonna be working and then they are going to throw in the meat freezer and serve you a week later with 11 different herbs and spices.
Bro, I quit a week after I made that comment.