KFC Loves Gays with John Goodman
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- Опубликовано: 13 авг 2012
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Our old pal, Colonel Sanders is back with a message for Chick-Fil-A and chicken lovers that is totally honest and not at all panderous.
See the original at: www.funnyordie.com/videos/e860... 
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John Goodman is a master at turning on the "scary" at the flick of a switch, and he rarely ever does it.
Most white people are
Wolfgang H Man, I really love that movie.
10 Cloverfield Lane
D Harlo Thanks man.
@@MrRuamazed He single handedly made that movie incredible. Really surprising range of abilities.
"Be right there, Omarion."
Had me in stitches.
MaxPro see?? 😂
I had to rewind to make sure i WAS HEARING RIGHT LMAO
it’s a job for under-educated americans to take advantage of normal people and project power over them. it’s a cozy well paying job that provides OT, benefits, pension, lucrative promotion paths, power over others, and immunity to almost anything you could do wrong on the job. yeah soo soo noble
"Hell, I don't actually give a shit. You're all just a bunch of money-mouths, walkin' around, talkin' and eatin.'"
Gotta love a man who tells the brutal truth.
Say what you want about the tenants of Chic-Fil-A, dude. At least its an ethos.
@@phreakinpher When you say "At least it's an ethos" do you mean to say that ANY group that holds a firm belief regarding who they'll associate with is automatically better than a group which doesn't care....? Because, if so, may I refer you to the NAZIS!
BAM! GODWIN'S LAW!!! 😝
@@LoganBluth it was a Lebowski quote.
We can't handle the truth.
Didn't someone once ask Col Sanders what he thought of hippies? "They eat chicken, don't they?"
Least creepy KFC commercial I've seen in a while
Was just having a sip as I read that and spit it out laughing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"...We Got Those Bowls." Holy fuck, that totally needs to be KFC's new slogan.
+RegisteredCinephile
A failure pile in a sadness bowl.
Is that in reference to those styrofoam bowls??
KFC is shit man, McD's for life...
"And occasionally limited runs of food that would only otherwise be found in a Lovecraft book."
@@tinyflyonthewall those are great for putting worms in for fishing.
John Goodman should play Colonel Sanders for KFC. Out of all the people they had play the real Colonel, Goodman looks the most like him.
Yup, but i don't think those subtle race references will fly on TV though.
NERD Incorporated
"I prefer light meat to dark meat", erm I hope he means chicken
wow, you are that slow?
No that definitive not lol!
Michael Blanc
You do know what 'chicken' means in gay slang don't you?
Plus the 'bear' reference at 0:53
1:54 This part is pure genius, especially how it cuts when he's still talking. Its so dark. Its why I come back to watch this skit. :D
Best part :D
because that's the truest part
cuts right to the bone
Money mouth
The high-pitched feedback squeal in the background is a brilliant touch!
Same here! I just saw a stupid ass KFC commercial and was like gotta go watch this again
I swear I adore how John Goodman can switch from a happy loving family man to a crazy, drug lord, kidnapping guy.
John Goodman need to be cloned so he can be around forever.
what if he was
A2Z83 Mind... blown...
Oh fuck, could that be Seth Rogen?
^^^^^^^^Can we please do this?
We haven't found the Elder Race yet, which would provide us with the technology to transfer consiousness.
"Snugglin' with yer bear." IT TOOK ME A MINUTE
"Never in my 140 years on this earth have I ever harmed a gay!" lol
+Doom Lord RKS I don't get it
***** Thanks, nice pic
+Flying Cactus A bear is just a hairy gay guy. Masculinity isn't actually a factor.
+Flying Cactus bitch what
a lot of gay men are shallow af and wouldn't be caught dead with a bear
a lot of gay guys don't want to date fems either
bears are just hairy, bulky guys, and from what I've seen tend to date each other
John Goodman could play pretty much any role and still be the American icon that he has been for such a sustained amount of time. He's a gift.
In 2012 this was satire but in 2022 this is exactly the marketing strategy of every major corporation. Hell, they don't even seem to care if you buy their products anymore.
Virtue signaling to a T
Companies like Bethesda putting up their pride month logos in all but Russia, Middle East, Turk...
It’s been Disney’s marketing strategy since their plague of pointless live action remakes, NON-Tim Allen Lightyear, and whatever the fuck strange world was supposed to be.
Now companies that do this are the Target of bomb threats.
🤢🤮
"Hell, I might even be gay..."
I'm fucking dead 💀💀😂😂😂😂
+Adam Turner in that kind of suit he might be
that would require consent. ain't nobody getting near a person that uses that many emojis.
See.... lmao 🤣
Fuck it, Dude.....Let's go bowling.
+Carl Killough SHOMER SHABBOS!
Why reply to yourself?
Roman! This is the LAST FUCKING TIME!
They're gonna kill that poor woman, man...
I told that fuck down at the league office THAT I DONT ROLL ON SHABBOS
Absolutely hilarious. He's one of the few people who truly deserve to be a star
I agree his brilliant & so many actors shouldn't be stars they just don't cut it!
I DIED at 1:55 😂😂 He just tosses that charade & throws discretion right out the damn window! Love ya Always John Goodman!
"if you want the gayest chicken you have to visit meee"
could not stop laughing
Lmfao I died reading your comment hearing it in my head again
John Goodman is a national treasure
Jonathan Leiman no... he’s not.
*international
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@pdubzpyro You’re right, he’s an international treasure ;)
Does this mean Nic Cage will steal him?
"We're so gay we're introducing a table dance mandate at participating locations."
"only the pocket squares of a gentleman could be used as a banana hammock."
1:48 "Only the pocket sqaures of a gentlemen can be used as a banana hammock Ehh hee hee hee!" I literally shot red wine out my nose onto the screen! LMFAO!
Lol John Goodman does the best freakout faces.
"Hell, I don't actually give a shit. Gay or not, you're all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around, talking and eating"
Truer words could not have been said
VIPKID Vault it's a two and a half minute video dude.
In your future posts, don't have future posts, you time Nazi.
+Mark D lol
The high pitched noise completes the magic of those words.
That's true equality.
Of all the things, ''and... we're open on Sundays'' made me laugh the hardest, everything about it is so spot on.
Its 2023 and this aged perfectly.
Those bowls, tho.
Graphomite fuk the super bowl u know Patriots are going to win like always they got in the pockets of motherfuking people who own the NFL
Now I want to see a Colonel Sanders biopic with John Goodman....
Arnold Guy FUCKING YES!!!!!!!!!
but Goodman doesn't look like the Colonel.
The colonel actually killed somebody for trying to mess up his sign
In a alternate timeline, I really hope there's a john badman
“I know their service is better but...we got those bowls” 😂😂😂
"Your all just a bunch of money mouths walkin' around" truer words have never been spoken.
stolen.
Vance Nethery no u
America: Your pursuit of happiness is trapped by corporations who made your altered consciousness of tv commercials you call reality in your trance similar to sleep where you conceive of things but don't do them while you pay your mortgage check never considering that some little poor kid living in a dump in Brazil is happier than you'll ever be because he's got soul while you've got DirecTV.
Chad Warren I used to have DirecTV, but now I have Netflix...it's the greatest invention since KFC...
Chad Warren Oh, and I used to have one of those soul things, but I haven't seen that thing in years.
I love John Goodman. How did he end up doing this gig?
+MrZapparin "goer"... google it.... or ask on 4chan.
he got paid
I find that doubtful with his extensive history and likely royalties check at the end of each month.
Lol so it was sarcasm. Very good, sir.
I blame Rosan.
2:01
The zoom-in, clucking and rising whistle pitch is when shit gets real. XD
lmao, Bette Midler or Streisand.
Or ABBA
Or for the millenial version, Lady Gaga.
I fucking love John Goodman.
Well, after this video, you can love fucking John Goodman as well...
(Sorry, couldn't help it... lol)
Donny, do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up.
2SWOOD I love your profile picture
It's like they went into my nightmares and digitally remastered them.
Several years later, KFC's own commercials are now more absurd than this great satire!
If there’s ever gonna be a film about Colonel Sanders, John Goodman better star in it.
He said: "Hell, I might even BE gay!!!!" Gold...
''...never in my 140 years on this earth...'' lol
I looked down just in time to read and hear that line
the secret to immortality is fried chicken and rice...seems to work for colonel sanders and Uncle Ben the rice guy
Even in a satirical online video John Goodman still acts his heart out
1:55 when I ask how someone's day is and they proceed to actually tell me how it was.
Since this came out, I've gone back and laughed my ass off dozens of times. Gets me every time!
Thumbs up if you had to watch after seeing one of those new KFC youtube commercials.
Goodman can be so scary when he wants to. I wish he got more sinister roles from time to time
2:14🎶If you want the Gayest chicken well have to visit you all🎶
"If you want the gayest chicken, you have to visit me"
John Goodman - still a better Colonel Sanders than that annoying new guy in the commercials
This whole video has a serious acid trip/ nightmare feel to it.
I can confirm the person who wrote this was tripping hard when he wrote this! 😂🤣😂
I love how John Goodman can poke such fun at Chik-Fil-A. He was kind of scary at one point!
I never tried dipping chicken in gravy.. I gotta try that
is that some gay slang?
What are you even doing with your life
Seriously it's delicious! 😋😂😂😂
"gay or not your all just a bunch of big old money malls talking and eating" lol
You got your southern dialect wrong, it is 'money maws." Jeez, visit Kentucky more often! lol
crumblymunky omg i am from kentucky and we do not talk that yall
Can't believe I was surprised that a sketch starring John Goodman got weird towards the end...
This commercial got dark for a second or two. 🤤
Omfg the white meat to the dark 😭😭😭😭
Looks like most of the profits will be lost from black people now which is 90% of the customers.
I'm SO glad you didn't post that "all" meat matters.
I had to read your name twice. Some how when I first looked i saw Rarian Dicks.
Yes, I laughed so hard.
Did someone say "Dicks"?
John Goodman is the man for doing this. fucking hilarious
I have a headache from laughing so hard. I love this Good man, good man. Lololol
'Your all just a bunch of money mouths walkin' around' the true definition of capitalism .
@Hurst Olds442 You can always tell who the brainwashed kids are in these threads.
At least you’re not forced to buy it
@Hurst Olds442 I'm not talking about your post dude, im talking about the main post. I'm actually old enough to have a grandchild and capitalism got my family out of poverty!
@@timtheenchanter6896 I was actually praising capitalism and the fact KFC doesn't care about your sexuality
Unfortunately there's a blooper in this video that every gay man will notice, that Bette Midler album he's holding is not Thighs and Whispers, it's Broken Blossom. Oops.
My life is a lie!
Brie Russell I didn't notice. Will my gay card now be revoked?
David Adams It's Fire Island re-education for us, Davey. 😕
Also, he is somehow listening to a vinyl record on a CD player lmao
Brie perhaps it's not a blooper maybe it was put in like that intentionally just to see how gay men would notice by the way who the fuck is Bette Midler
that moment when Walter starts acting like lebowski
Jenna lynn mind blown
More like Charlie Meadows from "Barton Fink"
I first saw this eleven years ago, & laughed until I nearly soaked my britches. I've not seen it in years, but thought, a few minutes ago, "I want to laugh at John Goodman's KFC advert", & looked it up.
STILL GODDAMNED HILARIOUS.
Lavender Jack...Swooping On Down.
He is such a great actor. Gotta love him.
"Snuggling with yer Bear" I fucking died lol!
I don't care how many times I see this, but 1:55 still gets me every time!
I watch this weekly lmfao
How did i miss this? Epic
"snuggling up with your bear" :P
"We all no that when it comes to the chicken of America, I prefer the wHite meat to the dark meat" lmao so racist
Domanic Blanco." my grandmother was.a.typical white peeson" barack obama . real racist
Im sure kfc allowed this , cuz they dont want blacks or gays service or to be known for that, mean if kfc is known as a black thing some may not wana be associated with them cuz that, so maybe more customers since shows some disdain for the targeted consumers shown in this fake ad , otherwise its kinda slanderous, that being said, i feel most people, or atleast 50% prefer white meat, the others usually dont have a preference, but doubt 50% or more prefer dark meat, also how u can tell he wasnt serious abt the gay thing. He prefers the breasts and dosnt like the rear half
Aged like fine wine. Thank you John Goodman
Fantastic job Funny Or Die
I about died when he said: "I prefer to see the world like my hormone-loaded antibioticly engineered chicken"
OMG this is so funny , John Goodman is and will always be the funniest guy XD
Shut the F up Donny!
Axi Baximillion over exaggerated
No, No, It's "SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE!?!" :>)
Look at the new movie with him ,,10 cloverfield street'' or something like that,his acting is awesome.
Lane. Cloverfield LANE.
He probably would’ve gotten the gig for real at some point I’d it wasn’t for this. Dude potentially turned down huge money to do a two minute sketch. Respect
I still watch this 😂😂
1:55 suddenly shit turns dark
Damn genius combo of camerawork, execution and dialogue. Very effective for the lols.
John Goodman is a great actor he landed this so well lol
This is too good!!
1:55 HOLY SHIT, is that the incarnation of my inner SOUL!!!
I LOVE THIS GUY SO MUCH...lmfaoo this was hilarious
BRUH IM CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂
but if this didn't had comedy, this would've been a decent lgbt kfc commercial lol
This is so great.
Dat laugh at the end! lmao! brilliant
FK Chick Fil A!! We are only getting KFC! The chicken doesn't have any buttholes.
Then the gays must hate it.
ltshortcut
lol....nice
Penis
***** You should just move right along to the worm food stage. Please.
***** All it means is that people prefer Chik-Fil-A because it's damn good chicken! I'm sure a ton of gay people go there, anyway. Who cares? It's not like Chik-Fil-A's going to reverse the progress of equal rights.
John Godman deserves an OSCAR for this !!! every line every scene perfect.
I love his evil laughter in the end of this clip,iiiiieeee heh heeh he heee! Please somebody make him play a satirical movie for making fun the fast food chains.Or a biography film with this man and such!
This is epic.
Quality John Goodman performance! His voice kept doing this weird thing though, where for a few moments he'd sound like Patton Oswalt's voice. Which makes me really want to see Patton Oswalt play the Colonel, especially considering how much he hates their "famous bowl."
The best Harland Sanders was the REAL Harland Sanders.
"I WANT A FAILURE PILE IN A SADNESS BOWL!"
2:13 Pontiac, the exact moment when they realized they should paint a giant bird on the hood of a muscle car.
The Colonel done seen it all.
I thought to myself "this would have been way funnier 4 years ago"
Then I saw "posted Aug 14, 2012"
I am not a clever man
What happened (now) 7 years ago
you mean 8
John Goodman has a voice made in heaven!
The replayed moment graph on this is perfectly useful
I'm bi and this was the funniest shit
Like any self-respecting gay man would eat KFC.
sorry.
Jacob Kamphus Troll.
that what kind of chicken join would a self respecting gay man eat at
Sweety, how do you expect the bears like me to keep the weight up?
jgrisso07 I dunno. Wendy's?
1:55 - 2:04 lol
XD
Favorite part. Omg~
Yeah, that got real dark real quick, huh? lmao
I cant breathe at that part
He can be so scary when he wants to, its awesome
God i love john goodman. He's one of those awesome actors who's funny as all hell and can play literally any genre of film, be it horror, comedy, action, or even kid's movies, and he's amazing. You don't get many great actors like that anymore...
Oh yeah, and he nailed the SHIT out of colonel sanders
love this!!!
I like how people are surprised that this isn't the real Colonel. Seriously guys, The Colonel passed in 1980, at the age of 90. Of course this isn't the real Colonel, it's famous actor John Goodman, as the title quite clearly suggests!
But what about the colonel sanders in the commercial?
+Kare2muchJR Striking resemblance anyway.
+Flamer Gamer101 thats norm mcdonald in the new tv commercials
+yogithehamster10 I guess they are ok
+yogithehamster10 what's it gonna be about?
Goodman always delivers.
How is 0:55 not a widely circulated gif that gets used every time a corporation publicly announces its diversity initiatives?
…. “See??? “… i almost died the way he said that… friggen hilarious