Everything is Samuel L. Jackson's Fault
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"You let your kid watch Django?"
-Samuel L. Jackson
Yes, yes I did😈
Lmao the white guys face tho when he said that
@jmarks881 Django was a masterpiece of violence
Yes i do! ...
And Hentai to..
He’s correct that was a crazy 😜 movie 🎥 with Samuel Jackson and the cast Django R rating for the Kid 🧒
My son is black because of you Samuel L. Jackson!
I'm disappointed that wasn't a line in the video.
Kai Keeper I believe you've cracked the case, Holmes.
Thanks dude. You made my day.
Riley Kard how do you know that they didn't steal his semen?
juffurey Yeah, Nedry could have stole the wrong samples...
My son learned the metric system because he saw you in "Pulp Fiction!" Now he runs an import and export business. Thanks, Samuel L. Jackson!
That sounds like a good thing
@@dewaunwarren1 It is!
@@Matthew_Fog Sorry, but no, not for real. It was a joke.
Lol FACTS 💯
In America we use the imperial system. Long live the USA. Best country on earth. ✊🏼🇺🇸
"YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO?!"
Gets me every time. 🤣
I watched DJANGO as a kid, and many other things I shouldn't have, but my parents had told me about place and times for things.
@@mattw6399 Like what?
My sister had a friend in early elementary school who's favorite movie was Chucky.
What.
@@isweartofuckinggod Nice!
Because of you, Samuel L. Jackson, my son can't find his supersuit
Wheree is my super suit😕
HONEEEEEY?
You stole this comment from SMAXZO.
Wait a minute...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"that wasnt even me! that was Morgan Freeman!" most glorious line Samual L. Jacksons ever
well fuck you anyway jajajajajaja
That really made me laugh out loud.
People confuse Samuel with Lawrence for some reason. Lawrence is stoic and never raises his voice. Samuel is angry in a comedic way.
Are you sure it wasnt Denzel Fishburne?
@@jimijamesjowitt I thought it was Will Washington
Me and my son watched Pulp Fiction and my son is now a retired hitman that believes in miracles!
Rape 😑
+Somebody Say Cake?
At least he didn't become John Travolta's character. A hitman who leaves his own gun on his target's counter while using the bathroom, only to be shot to death by his target with his own gun.
+carultch That was probably Marsellus's gun, he got out to buy donuts and coffee and when Butch entered the house Vincent must have thought that Marsellus is back and that's why he didn't react to the sound of door opening.
JiggSsaw never thought of it like that
+JiggSsaw I don't think Marsellus Wallace, or any other mafia boss would personally show up on a job. He has people like Vincent to do dirty work for him. And he definitely had that attitude back when he was white.
My daughter saw you in the Avengers and now whenever I ask her if she’s done her chores she replies, “I heard your order, but given that it is a stupid order I have elected to ignore it!”
LOL..
Ok, fair cop tho.
(Points finger out like Captain America) I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s STUPIDASS order
"My nicknames Gator and I smoke Crack"
"You've seen Jungle fever"
"No I just like Crack"
Lmao
Thank you very much for the transcript!
This shit will never get old😆
🤣🤣🤣
Gator was the first Nikka I saw do the Harlem shake. 🤣🤣🤣
" welcome..TO DA TAJMAHAI" 😎😎
*That wasn't even me!*
*That was Morgan Freeman!*
I laughed so hard I got nauseated.
*fuck you anyway*
Nah man, it was Laurence Fishburne
again fucking Samuel L. Jackson Mother F**king fault for being funny!
He also thinks that we live in the matrix and he’s the President of Uganda!
😂😂😂
*My son scared of saying "what" because of you !*
damn you Samuel L. Jackson!
SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!!
@Olaide Oyetade idk ivr only seen that scene
Nit the movie yet
Not any country I've ever heard of....
Whaskdbdldnslsksnsksbsb.. ......... .. . . .... ....
@@shockfang2239 DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT!?!
*"But if my picture's on the poster, **_MAAAAYBE_** your kid shouldn't watch it!!!"*
Straight up facts.
True
Okay kids, incredibles isn’t a movie you should watch
So, no kid should watch the Incredibles or Turbo. The latter goes without saying.
@@destroyerblackdragon um, he did said "maybe"
"Because you're in shawshank redemption" XD laughed my ass off
+ReZ TRA Thanks for watching!
+Funny Or Die sweat dreams
i am crying tears becaude of that lmfao
I died of laughter there
The sad thing is, I also thought he was in that movie.
*_Because of you Samuel L. Jackson, my son watches hentai too_*
I didnt read the thank you in that comment 👀
Your son is a man of culture 👍
Finally a comment I can completely comprehend.
It's art.
i was loosing faith to find creativity in this comment section. But you... my friend... are the one.
My son gave up being a paid killer & found god because he saw you in Pulp Fiction, Samuel Jackson..
Did he 'walk the Earth', like Cain in Kung Fu?
that's what you called divine intervention
The supernatural powers sent an angel came down and stopped those bullets so basically not only Jules can get a second chance so that they can save that bloke in the car from who knows what marcellus Wallace the mafia boss had planned
Not that much of a stretch.
@@zefanyalt5944 haha miracle acknowledged!
I blame Samuel L. Jackson for giving me the best childhood ever, thank you Samuel.
He was Nick Fury in Marvel movies so my son cut out his own eye!!!
naaah that's the reason he was born without one eye ;)
but nick fury jr. had his eye torn out he didn't rip it out
Steven Friedman I know his acting was so bad I wanted to poke my eyes too
HAHAHA
LOL
"My son was attacked by a shark because he saw you in deep blue sea" WTF xD
Peanut allergy as well
How’s that my problem hhahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“How is that even my fault??”
My son took of his eye because he saw you as nick fury Samuel L Jackson.
*off*
@@davidfallows6153 *Oof*
I believe Nick still has his eye it's just damaged and he can't see with it.
Matheus Portela hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaahhahahahahhahahahahahjajahahahahahha
My son jumped off a building because he saw you in the other guys
Samuel L Jackson actually helped me get over my stutter. After hearing that he cursed so much in the beginning of his career to get through his stutter, I tried and learned how to overcome it
"MAYBE, IF I'M ON THE COVER, YOUR KIDS SHOULDN'T WATCH THE MOVIE!!!"
*Disney did not like that*
Winter soldier movie
“This action will have consequences “
Hahahaha, Goodbye Avengers paycheck
@@brandon1234 To be honest, winter soldier is quite a brutal movie for being restricted to what? 12?
@@brandon1234 That’s PG-13. What are you doing letting your kids watch a PG-13 movie?
My son got eaten by a shark because you played in Deep Blue Sea,
How is that my fault? LMAO
Lol
How's that even my fault?! lol
LMFAo
Democrats have to blame someone else. Get real where have you been?
yo pierre doesn't mean he is wrong
This is an accurate representation of modern parents
Harry Oldaker lmao. I get it now
Damned straight!
My mom is like that. I remember in Kindergarten where I was playing with my neighbour friend's toy shotgun. My mom took it away and said that toy guns teaches kids to be violent. She also discouraged me from watching Tom and Jerry for the same reason. Oh lord 😂
I like that it’s always “Samuel L. Jackson”. No one ever says “Leonardo W. DiCaprio” or “Denzel H. Washington Jr”
@moimoi moi This cracks me up 😂🤣
id be very surprised if someone called Sam L J 'Leonardo DiCaprio'
I think it’s a Screen Actor’s Guild thing, for purposes of differentiation. Like Micheal B. Jordan being credited that way because Micheal Jordan was already a credited actor after Space Jam. There’s probably a lesser-known Samuel Jackson out there somewhere.
Michael J Fox, two completely different types of comedians same middle initial 🤔 Imagine if SLJ had been in Back To The Future as Marty McFly
@@calebsyswerda It's a trade secret that I can't reveal to the public why he has the L just like the B in Michael B. Jordan & the J in Michael J. Fox. Revealing this secret will put my life in jeopardy! 😂🤣😂 No seriously that is funny but it's also true! 😂🤣😂
My son calls a cheese burger a royale with cheese now because he watched you in Pulp Fiction!
Isn't that a good thing? 😂
@@GinoongVince absolutely! Its such a damn good thing because of Samuel L Jackson!
Me too tbh
Actually it's a quarter pounder with cheese, not a cheeseburger.
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! 😂
My kid saw Samuel L. Jackson in a Capital One commercial and now has crippling debt.
🤣🤣🤣😎
Best fucking comment!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
We all are
Haha in tears.
i have a son which is in prison because he saw you in shawshank redemption
"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman!"
That ain't even me lmao 😂
That's kinda racist, right?
Best bit lmao
Damar Laksono yeah actually
My son tried to rob a fast food restaurant, but his plan was thwarted by an African prince who was only working there to gain the affection of the owner's daughter and the prince's best friend. Thanks, Samuel 😒...
Coming to America XD.
Samuel L. Jackson you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!
Me: “My son saw Book of Eli, went blind and started roaming an apocalyptic wasteland hunting bandits with a white girl!”
Sam: “That’s DENZEL WASHINGTON!”
Token Black lmao
Did he memorize the Bible also
@@MrSanteeclaus Literally all of it. Like, word for word. In English and in braille.
At least he memorized the Bible
Lmao 😂😆😁
"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman!" LOL!!
"Well... fuck you anyway!"
My kid watches the Incredibles...and now he can't find his super suit.
SMAXZO Fuck you Samuel L Jackson!
Someone stole your comment and got more likes!
"my son was attacked by a shark because he saw you in deep blue sea."
I died laughing.
And that's Samuel L Jackson's fault.
Same here dude.
"How's that even my fault?"
Wait, are we sure it’s Samuel L Jackson? Maybe that snot nosed brat was thinking of Mario Van Peebles in Jaws The Revenge or Ernie Hudson in Shark Attack.
Oh my god, when he said "that wasnt even me, that was morgan freemen"
i just burst out laughin :D
Me too lol!!
best line of this by far xD
That wasn't even me! That was Morgan Freeman!
Laughed so fucking hard.
My son is now wanted for cyber crimes because you were in The Matrix!
You complete bastard.
"That wasn't even me, that was Laurence Fishburn"
Ey ey... Is lawrence fishburn 😂😂😂
(I know is typo 😁😂)
My child’s playing basketball with cartoons because you were in Space Jam!
@@mactavish2401 It really is Laurence , I know , I was shocked too , when I first found out.
It's funny (and sad), cuz this is how it is with video games. Parents buy their kids M rated game (GTA for example), and then start whining about the violence etc. Those are the ppl that shouldn't have kids.
***** what an idiot.
XGamingPhunX person at till: your kids eight? you know GTA isn't for eight year olds?
parent: I know I know, but he only knows about the shooting and driving, that's the worse thing about it right?"
really????!?!?!!?
I used to have to sneak to my cousins house and play gta 4. And all we did the whole time was blow all our money in the strip club and then shoot it up after we gone broke.
ironic since samuel l jackson did a voice in GTA San Andreas
GTA was created in my Hometown. So now my mum kills hookers with someone else's car.
I love how he said "that wasnt even me, it was Morgan Freeman!"
Denzel Washington is just hilarious.
My son died when he tried to jump from one building to another like you did in the matrix
SLJ : I'm not Laurence Fishburne !!!
In other guys he actually died from jumping from 7 storeyed building. So it's Ok.
We don’t all look alike!
Damnit you beat me by 4 months!
Damn it you stole my joke, I'm 5 months too late!😆
Aim for the bush
Even in skits Jackson gives it his all. Guys a fucking legend
Samuel L. Jackson: defends himself
Angry parent: I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!!!
EDIT: I watch this one year later and it turns out that this is my most liked comment ever. So thanks to everyone who thought my comment is funny. I literally wouldn't be here without you
Angry parent: I recognize the council has made a decision, however because it is a dumb decision, I elected to ignore it.
The woman with the glasses was a typical karen though
wdym, where are you, where did this comment take you bro we have to know as your new supporters bro!
My son tried to kill a gorilla in the zoo one time 'cause he saw you in Kong: Skull Island
Well one of my kid is going to become Nick Fury, Thank you Samuel L. Jackson
Congratulations to your son hes gonna be a MUTHAFUCKAN BADASS mhm excuse my language
It means he won't do anything ?
the leader of shield and the one who assembled the avengers ? fucking awesome !
Did he lose an eye? Well, you know who to blame.
Congrat bro , you about to have one eye kid
"My kids in prison because of you in Shawshank Redemption. That was Morgan Freeman" I'm dead 😂
But he slept in Goodfellas. That's probably why he doesn't sleep in movies anymore...
:)))) fuckin' GOLD one here! Probably he doesn't want to get killed by an insane midget called Joe Pesci once more time! XD
yeah yeah you're always late...even for your own funeral
+Michael Myers - C'mon make that coffee to go. Let's go!
Everyone loves Stacks
Do you sleep in true romance
My dream is to meet Samuel L. Jackson. Tell him im a big fan, and when he says "thank you i appreciate it" I just say "I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING"
Your simon cowell you can do whatever the hell you want lol
And if he says "What?"
You reply "SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU....."
I don't like simon
"my nicknames gator and i smoke crack"
"cause of jungle fever?"
"no i i never saw it i just like crack"
_"what?"_
SAY WHAT AGAIN
SAY WHAT AGAIN
"My son believes we're all living in a matrix because you ain't Laurence Fishburne!"
Rotflol...ty for this!
Isn't he the black guy in every movie ever made?
Yep
***** Have you ever seen the two of them together? hmmmm...
morgan freeman is samuel l. jackson with freckles. illuminati
+Albino Moreno Or Samuel L. Jackson could be Morgan Freeman without freckles
Isaac Bell or samuel l. jackson is A MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKE
Think about this: Probably no one, no person in the world ever, would be in a position to say "F you Samuel L Jackson" and then flip his burger. This scene is so unreal it's fascinating.
Man Janet just yelled at Samuel L Jackson. She’s come a long way from having no emotions
Lol pillboi is here too
prequel to good place, haha
She?
Not a girl
Also, the mail lady in the Good Place.
At least two actors from “The Good Place” in this...
Three I kept seeing it too, the heaven mail lady, d'arcy, and pillboy
And I think the guy in the red shirt is the guy in the final scene who delivers the discount card.
No "My kid saw Avengers, so he poked his eye out because he wanted to wear an eye patch!". Or was that not him?
I love how you had to question it.
Mike Hawk
I'm horrible with celebrities/actors. I get them mixed up all the time.
I'm pretty sure it was Morgan Freeman.
Mike Hawk ohai
MarioFanaticXV No that was Forest Whitaker
"You let your kid watch django?" im dead
My kid turned to dust because he saw you in Avengers Infinity War
Stolen coment
This is the same comment as the one above you
Dude the og one is just above u lol
Because of KILLER QUEEN, BITES TO DUSTO!!!
2:17 - _"YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH _*_DJANGO_*_?!!"_
ShiitakeWarrior "who dis ni##@ on that nag!"
"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman" lmao
Wtf ...I read your comment the same time the scene really came
Tanmay that happens more than you think
"You let your kid watch Django!?"
Yeah, they let them play GTA V.
And call of duty
@@Cupcom5 "No Russian."
@@wolfrainexxx Wait so you're saying you raise your kids? What kind of modern parent are you?
"my son reads the bible after watching you recite ezekiel 25:17 in pulp fiction!"
"okay cool, glad i could inspire faith in him"
"HE'S A MUSLIM, THAT'S THE MOTHERF***ING PROBLEM!"
*no offence to any muslims or christians on this thread*
Kid's gonna be disappointed when he finds out that line doesn't actually exist. Right?
"i have a son who is in prison because you were in shawshank redemption!"
"THAT WASNT EVEN ME IT WAS MORGAN FREEMAN"
2:00
WELL SCREW YOU ANYWAY!!
she said "well, fuck you anyway!"
I wanted them to say well fuck you and Morgan Freeman 🤣 even though I love them both ❤
So fucking awesome.
Glad you like it @flyboykhi - thanks for watching!
***** watch your motheruckin language
+Fly My kid saw the Incredibles, and now he can't stop throwing cold water on police officers because you played Frozone!
+Fly I would love to like that comment but it has 420 likes
"My Son is in the hospital for fighting a gorilla at the zoo because you starred in Kong:Skull Island!"
"you let your child watch django?"
Appropriate reaction
Tarantino would have applauded and called him a “cool parent.”
waaaait...were parents not supposed to do that...?
@@yuutokasane3332 Not when it comes telling others if u did
My old man let me watch Django and The Hateful Eight. I do recommend these movies for the general public
He's actually a nice person, Samuel L. Jackson. Outside of his movies he's not always angry. I don't think anyone can be angry all the time.
Except the Hulk, that is.
As someone who use to work in a video store.... the amount of times people would get mad at us for letting them show their own kids movies that aren't age appropriate was astounding
Like dude the rating is on the damn box
What is a movie store?
It’s funny how much of this shit goes on in real life.
He was Officer Tenpenny in GTA San Andreas and now my son is a corrupt drug loving police officer who’s involved in gang crimes!
"you voiced Officer Tenpenny. So its your fault that my kid drives like a strung out junkie and parks the car up trees. Fuck you, Samuel L Jackson!!"
"Ever see any movie ever? Yeah he's the black guy!" - Family Guy
That's from TED 2
either him or morgan freeman, damn it
+KorsarNik What's the difference..?
No offense, but you just failed horribly with your comment
Bianca Roulette that's not even from family guy, it's from ted 2 xD
My son got shot in the dong bcause he saw you in hateful eight 😂
2:10 Actually, in the movie Sphere, he sleeps for 90% of the movie.
'Never saw it, I just like crack'.....Yes.
Lol
1:54 "MY NICKNAME IS GATOR NOT SMOKE CRACK!"
Best line.
"That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman" 😂
Knibbsy "well, fuck you anyway"
My kid poked his eye out because he saw Samuel L. Jackson with an eye patch on the Avengers!
Aha so true
Hey guys do you know the meaning of this video?
My kid turned black and scary because he saw Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.
My kid joined up with the, "Colonial Penn Life Insurance" plan because of you and your $9.95 a month plan. And he can't be cancelled for any reason with the "price-lock guarantee". Thanks Jason...er..Samuel.
the cashier switching from nodding his head to shaking his head when he turns is very subtle lol love it
YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO!?!?!
My kid became addicted to Hawaiian Cheeseburger's because of you! Thank's Sam L. Jackson!
Big Kahuna Burger, Hmmm, that's a tasty burger.
I was lookin for it before i said posted that,, good shit bro
This is a tasty burger.
She said “ I have a kid with insomniac because you don’t sleep in your movies”💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 now you think about it and he doesn’t🤷🏽♂️😂😂
He got killed in Goodfellas because he slept in and was late for a job.
Who sleeps in movies??? Doesn't require a lot of skill.
He does in "Sphere", leading to the manifestation of the Giant Squid!
Was dozing off in Hitmans Bodyguard
@Tebo Freestyles
He doesn't need sleep..he needs answers....
My kid saw "Paws of Fury" now he's trying to teach dogs how to wield a katana!
Should have said my kid saw you in the incredible and jumped off a building thinking he could make an ice bridge.
Sam Jackson: That was a muthafuckin cartoon! Why would you let your kid play on the fuckin roof?!
My kid wont stop asking for your super suit... Samuel L Jackson..
Because of Samuel L Jackson, my extra large Oreo won't fit in my glass of milk.
_Sighs_ "Thanks Samuel L Jackson"
Thats so random that its funny
@The Pumpkin I love the thanks Obama meme. Political opinions aside our modern presidents sure do have a way with memes. The last time I said political opinions aside people started arguing, please don't.
An ad for Samuel Jacksons Masterclass literally before watching this...I was confused.
It's your fault I get to see ads before RUclips videos, Samuel L Jackson!
Huh same
Samuel L Jackson deserves to win more Oscars. Glory and Training Day aren’t enough.
Too bad he's been banned from the Oscars for slapping Denzel.
"That wasn't even me!" LoL so funny :)
TheMissingSock classic,
I think that was a reference to that interview that confused him with Morgan Freeman and he went off on the guy asking if he thinks all black people look alike.
It was Laurence Fishburne you knucklehead.
It was like 3 years ago...excuse me for not remembering a specific commercial.
YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO?!?! LOL
"You let you kid watch DJANGO?"
"Yes. Also, would you mind signing my kid's N-word pass?"
My son wears an eyepatch and keeps talking about something called the Avengers Initiative, thanks to you Samuel L. Jackson!
Sammy L.J. is a national treasure.
Christopher Quinn That's Uncle Samuel L. Jackson for you sir.
that should be samuel L jackson's nickname - Uncle Sam lol
National Treasure was one of Samuel's best movies, he played Nicholas Cage very well.
2:12 you dont blame Samuel L. Jackson for that. You blame Quentin Tarantino 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Samuel L. Jackson is right at 2:37. Samuel L. Jackson is an actor doing a job and it's the parent's responsibility if they let their children watch his movies.
2:49 My new favourite Samuel L. Jackson quote. Hands down.
My kid got in trouble for chewing gum in class because he saw Samuel L Jackson buying gum in this skit!
I wonder if Samuel L. Jackson would get upset if you called him Samuel L. Blackson
nahh he would just be amused by the person calling him that.
Well I know him personally and he would snap your neck in 162 different places if you called him that
WilI Smith Just,,,,,,, Nice try Tyler Perry.
Darth Vader: My son got his hand cut off because he wanted to be a Jedi like you!
Mace Windu: Hey you were the one who cut off both our hands.
Darth Vader: Well ... Fuck you anyway
obama is watching this and thinking "i feel your pain."
My son thought he could have a purple lightsaber when they don’t make that in this universe.
I legit got an ad that featured Samuel l Jackson before watching this video
Same... fuck sam Jackson
Fucking Master class ad just brilliant dude XD
It's your fault I get to see ads before RUclips videos, Samuel L Jackson!
I got an ad for the new Quentin Tarantino movie, now I see what could happen to people after watching those movie I don't know if I want to go to the the new movie anymore :(
masterclass? Saaaaame
Whoever thought of the idea for this sketch; give that man an Oscar, quick!! :D
"That wasn't even me! That was Morgan Freeman!"
"Well.. fuck you anyway."
XD
@0:55 Now we know who he was before working for TVA.
Best part!
"I have a son who's in prison because you were in Shawshank Redemption."
"What do you mean? That was Morgan Freeman!"
"Well... Fuck you anyway!"
LMAO!! I like how she hesitated once she found out she was wrong.
YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO!?
My sisters third name is Jules because my parents saw you in Pulp Fiction, Samuel L. Jackson!
I'm not kidding
"no, I just really like crack"
shit gets me every time
*Man..... Laurence Fishburne is awesome... too bad everybody is blaming him in this sketch.....*