Everything is Samuel L. Jackson's Fault

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 5 лет назад +2893

    My son learned the metric system because he saw you in "Pulp Fiction!" Now he runs an import and export business. Thanks, Samuel L. Jackson!

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 5 лет назад +17

      That sounds like a good thing

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 лет назад +16

      @@dewaunwarren1 It is!

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 лет назад +25

      @@Matthew_Fog Sorry, but no, not for real. It was a joke.

    • @jimalemartinez
      @jimalemartinez 5 лет назад

      Lol FACTS 💯

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 лет назад +4

      In America we use the imperial system. Long live the USA. Best country on earth. ✊🏼🇺🇸

  • @gertigegollari2456
    @gertigegollari2456 5 лет назад +4447

    "You let your kid watch Django?"
    -Samuel L. Jackson

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 5 лет назад +61

      Yes, yes I did😈

    • @thc4825
      @thc4825 5 лет назад +61

      Lmao the white guys face tho when he said that

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 5 лет назад +43

      @jmarks881 Django was a masterpiece of violence

    • @ragileksbean
      @ragileksbean 4 года назад +22

      Yes i do! ...
      And Hentai to..

    • @TOM15555555
      @TOM15555555 4 года назад +3

      He’s correct that was a crazy 😜 movie 🎥 with Samuel Jackson and the cast Django R rating for the Kid 🧒

  • @Th3Shrike
    @Th3Shrike 7 лет назад +5085

    "that wasnt even me! that was Morgan Freeman!" most glorious line Samual L. Jacksons ever

    • @juansalcido2037
      @juansalcido2037 5 лет назад +29

      well fuck you anyway jajajajajaja

    • @TheSaryne
      @TheSaryne 5 лет назад +26

      That really made me laugh out loud.

    • @The482075
      @The482075 5 лет назад +42

      People confuse Samuel with Lawrence for some reason. Lawrence is stoic and never raises his voice. Samuel is angry in a comedic way.

    • @jimijamesjowitt
      @jimijamesjowitt 5 лет назад +40

      Are you sure it wasnt Denzel Fishburne?

    • @BeezOne84
      @BeezOne84 5 лет назад +20

      @@jimijamesjowitt I thought it was Will Washington

  • @markparkinson6947
    @markparkinson6947 3 года назад +2899

    "YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO?!"
    Gets me every time. 🤣

    • @mattw6399
      @mattw6399 3 года назад +49

      I watched DJANGO as a kid, and many other things I shouldn't have, but my parents had told me about place and times for things.

    • @markparkinson6947
      @markparkinson6947 3 года назад +4

      @@mattw6399 Like what?

    • @isweartofuckinggod
      @isweartofuckinggod 3 года назад +11

      My sister had a friend in early elementary school who's favorite movie was Chucky.

    • @carloslopezortega3327
      @carloslopezortega3327 3 года назад +4

      What.

    • @markparkinson6947
      @markparkinson6947 3 года назад +5

      @@isweartofuckinggod Nice!

  • @errorcode99
    @errorcode99 10 лет назад +20980

    My son is black because of you Samuel L. Jackson!

    • @TrustATinOwl
      @TrustATinOwl 9 лет назад +637

      I'm disappointed that wasn't a line in the video.

    • @multismashify
      @multismashify 9 лет назад +189

      Kai Keeper I believe you've cracked the case, Holmes.

    • @Toru_01
      @Toru_01 9 лет назад +79

      Thanks dude. You made my day.

    • @juffurey
      @juffurey 9 лет назад +36

      Riley Kard how do you know that they didn't steal his semen?

    • @frtard
      @frtard 9 лет назад +30

      juffurey Yeah, Nedry could have stole the wrong samples...

  • @forkspoon4904
    @forkspoon4904 6 лет назад +7475

    Because of you, Samuel L. Jackson, my son can't find his supersuit

  • @nttiv7725
    @nttiv7725 8 лет назад +2726

    "My nicknames Gator and I smoke Crack"
    "You've seen Jungle fever"
    "No I just like Crack"
    Lmao

    • @BayuAH
      @BayuAH 8 лет назад +84

      Thank you very much for the transcript!

    • @vodoumyers
      @vodoumyers 3 года назад +9

      This shit will never get old😆

    • @SS-xo5iz
      @SS-xo5iz 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MF-Rell
      @MF-Rell 2 года назад +1

      Gator was the first Nikka I saw do the Harlem shake. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @acb723
      @acb723 2 года назад +1

      " welcome..TO DA TAJMAHAI" 😎😎

  • @theiammike123
    @theiammike123 2 года назад +457

    *"But if my picture's on the poster, **_MAAAAYBE_** your kid shouldn't watch it!!!"*
    Straight up facts.

    • @donnadaisy333
      @donnadaisy333 2 года назад +1

      True

    • @JD92205
      @JD92205 2 года назад +5

      Okay kids, incredibles isn’t a movie you should watch

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon Год назад

      So, no kid should watch the Incredibles or Turbo. The latter goes without saying.

    • @theiammike123
      @theiammike123 Год назад +1

      @@destroyerblackdragon um, he did said "maybe"

    • @jurassic_benjamin106
      @jurassic_benjamin106 2 месяца назад

      @@JD92205he isn’t on the poster, it’s just the family

  • @teddyadonia
    @teddyadonia 5 лет назад +2600

    *My son scared of saying "what" because of you !*
    damn you Samuel L. Jackson!

    • @shockfang2239
      @shockfang2239 5 лет назад +84

      SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!!

    • @shockfang2239
      @shockfang2239 5 лет назад +3

      @Olaide Oyetade idk ivr only seen that scene
      Nit the movie yet

    • @desiderata6048
      @desiderata6048 4 года назад +13

      Not any country I've ever heard of....

    • @stas_fri3124
      @stas_fri3124 4 года назад

      Whaskdbdldnslsksnsksbsb.. ......... .. . . .... ....

    • @Werhgrjdtvrykum
      @Werhgrjdtvrykum 4 года назад +15

      @@shockfang2239 DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT!?!

  • @ShFred
    @ShFred 5 лет назад +6355

    *That wasn't even me!*
    *That was Morgan Freeman!*
    I laughed so hard I got nauseated.

  • @bananamuncher741
    @bananamuncher741 5 лет назад +5566

    *_Because of you Samuel L. Jackson, my son watches hentai too_*

    • @tumadrev598
      @tumadrev598 5 лет назад +106

      I didnt read the thank you in that comment 👀

    • @ellaew6
      @ellaew6 5 лет назад +150

      Your son is a man of culture 👍

    • @jetrickgordo4026
      @jetrickgordo4026 5 лет назад +41

      Finally a comment I can completely comprehend.

    • @NRX25
      @NRX25 5 лет назад +26

      It's art.

    • @HenriRegnaultUserpage
      @HenriRegnaultUserpage 5 лет назад +29

      i was loosing faith to find creativity in this comment section. But you... my friend... are the one.

  • @thomastaylor8910
    @thomastaylor8910 3 года назад +118

    Samuel L Jackson actually helped me get over my stutter. After hearing that he cursed so much in the beginning of his career to get through his stutter, I tried and learned how to overcome it

  • @reztra4157
    @reztra4157 9 лет назад +3063

    "Because you're in shawshank redemption" XD laughed my ass off

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  9 лет назад +41

      +ReZ TRA Thanks for watching!

    • @joshjackson9664
      @joshjackson9664 9 лет назад +3

      +Funny Or Die sweat dreams

    • @thechargeblade
      @thechargeblade 8 лет назад +5

      i am crying tears becaude of that lmfao

    • @Greyshadow_17
      @Greyshadow_17 7 лет назад +3

      I died of laughter there

    • @Austin-wh4yi
      @Austin-wh4yi 7 лет назад +26

      The sad thing is, I also thought he was in that movie.

  • @marcalbert674
    @marcalbert674 5 лет назад +1275

    "My son was attacked by a shark because he saw you in deep blue sea" WTF xD

  • @CanadaDan1971
    @CanadaDan1971 4 года назад +1178

    My daughter saw you in the Avengers and now whenever I ask her if she’s done her chores she replies, “I heard your order, but given that it is a stupid order I have elected to ignore it!”

  • @ivanvrkljan1056
    @ivanvrkljan1056 3 года назад +291

    I blame Samuel L. Jackson for giving me the best childhood ever, thank you Samuel.

  • @futanarispaceelf2080
    @futanarispaceelf2080 9 лет назад +635

    Me and my son watched Pulp Fiction and my son is now a retired hitman that believes in miracles!

    • @stephaniecruz187
      @stephaniecruz187 9 лет назад +1

      Rape 😑

    • @carultch
      @carultch 9 лет назад +19

      +Somebody Say Cake?
      At least he didn't become John Travolta's character. A hitman who leaves his own gun on his target's counter while using the bathroom, only to be shot to death by his target with his own gun.

    • @JiggSsaw
      @JiggSsaw 9 лет назад +15

      +carultch That was probably Marsellus's gun, he got out to buy donuts and coffee and when Butch entered the house Vincent must have thought that Marsellus is back and that's why he didn't react to the sound of door opening.

    • @jclarkson1618
      @jclarkson1618 7 лет назад

      JiggSsaw never thought of it like that

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 7 лет назад +1

      +JiggSsaw I don't think Marsellus Wallace, or any other mafia boss would personally show up on a job. He has people like Vincent to do dirty work for him. And he definitely had that attitude back when he was white.

  • @jordan999fire
    @jordan999fire 4 года назад +1692

    "MAYBE, IF I'M ON THE COVER, YOUR KIDS SHOULDN'T WATCH THE MOVIE!!!"
    *Disney did not like that*

    • @brandon1234
      @brandon1234 3 года назад +19

      Winter soldier movie

    • @lwh2113
      @lwh2113 3 года назад +22

      “This action will have consequences “

    • @jomo2483
      @jomo2483 3 года назад +12

      Hahahaha, Goodbye Avengers paycheck

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth 3 года назад +6

      @@brandon1234 To be honest, winter soldier is quite a brutal movie for being restricted to what? 12?

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 3 года назад +6

      @@brandon1234 That’s PG-13. What are you doing letting your kids watch a PG-13 movie?

  • @petebegnell9480
    @petebegnell9480 6 лет назад +651

    My son gave up being a paid killer & found god because he saw you in Pulp Fiction, Samuel Jackson..

    • @madnessbydesignVria
      @madnessbydesignVria 5 лет назад +11

      Did he 'walk the Earth', like Cain in Kung Fu?

    • @zefanyalt5944
      @zefanyalt5944 5 лет назад +8

      that's what you called divine intervention

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 5 лет назад +4

      The supernatural powers sent an angel came down and stopped those bullets so basically not only Jules can get a second chance so that they can save that bloke in the car from who knows what marcellus Wallace the mafia boss had planned

    • @cvf628
      @cvf628 5 лет назад

      Not that much of a stretch.

    • @pedromelgarracine5068
      @pedromelgarracine5068 5 лет назад

      @@zefanyalt5944 haha miracle acknowledged!

  • @takaetono6773
    @takaetono6773 Год назад +47

    I love how he said "that wasnt even me, it was Morgan Freeman!"
    Denzel Washington is just hilarious.

    • @naptime43x
      @naptime43x 2 месяца назад +3

      Thats not Denzel Washington, its Laurence Fishburne.

    • @darthdrawssometimes8451
      @darthdrawssometimes8451 19 дней назад +2

      ​@naptime43x that's not Laurence Fishburne, that's the All State guy.

  • @stevenfriedman2902
    @stevenfriedman2902 8 лет назад +3005

    He was Nick Fury in Marvel movies so my son cut out his own eye!!!

    • @Mesergschmidt
      @Mesergschmidt 8 лет назад +38

      naaah that's the reason he was born without one eye ;)

    • @crunch1757
      @crunch1757 7 лет назад +9

      but nick fury jr. had his eye torn out he didn't rip it out

    • @zeeshanmukhtiar5241
      @zeeshanmukhtiar5241 7 лет назад +1

      Steven Friedman I know his acting was so bad I wanted to poke my eyes too

    • @SoupDumpling_
      @SoupDumpling_ 6 лет назад

      HAHAHA

    • @marksmales2204
      @marksmales2204 6 лет назад

      LOL

  • @ThaBlkRainbow
    @ThaBlkRainbow 7 лет назад +1721

    My son got eaten by a shark because you played in Deep Blue Sea,
    How is that my fault? LMAO

  • @BackwardAssassin
    @BackwardAssassin 8 лет назад +483

    "That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman!" LOL!!

    • @babbisp1
      @babbisp1 6 лет назад +11

      "Well... fuck you anyway!"

  • @DeltaDanner
    @DeltaDanner 3 года назад +97

    I like that it’s always “Samuel L. Jackson”. No one ever says “Leonardo W. DiCaprio” or “Denzel H. Washington Jr”

    • @rustygear447
      @rustygear447 3 года назад +1

      @moimoi moi This cracks me up 😂🤣

    • @AJ--212
      @AJ--212 3 года назад +4

      id be very surprised if someone called Sam L J 'Leonardo DiCaprio'

    • @calebsyswerda
      @calebsyswerda 3 года назад +3

      I think it’s a Screen Actor’s Guild thing, for purposes of differentiation. Like Micheal B. Jordan being credited that way because Micheal Jordan was already a credited actor after Space Jam. There’s probably a lesser-known Samuel Jackson out there somewhere.

    • @centauri9458
      @centauri9458 3 года назад +2

      Michael J Fox, two completely different types of comedians same middle initial 🤔 Imagine if SLJ had been in Back To The Future as Marty McFly

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 месяцев назад

      @@calebsyswerda It's a trade secret that I can't reveal to the public why he has the L just like the B in Michael B. Jordan & the J in Michael J. Fox. Revealing this secret will put my life in jeopardy! 😂🤣😂 No seriously that is funny but it's also true! 😂🤣😂

  • @b.dalius5136
    @b.dalius5136 5 лет назад +2028

    My son calls a cheese burger a royale with cheese now because he watched you in Pulp Fiction!

    • @GinoongVince
      @GinoongVince 5 лет назад +31

      Isn't that a good thing? 😂

    • @b.dalius5136
      @b.dalius5136 5 лет назад +24

      @@GinoongVince absolutely! Its such a damn good thing because of Samuel L Jackson!

    • @chillimack
      @chillimack 4 года назад

      Me too tbh

    • @avenger25
      @avenger25 4 года назад +26

      Actually it's a quarter pounder with cheese, not a cheeseburger.

    • @stephencook7337
      @stephencook7337 4 года назад +10

      The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! 😂

  • @príncipe.s.a
    @príncipe.s.a 5 лет назад +2615

    My son took of his eye because he saw you as nick fury Samuel L Jackson.

    • @davidfallows6153
      @davidfallows6153 5 лет назад +36

      *off*

    • @nyacodm5887
      @nyacodm5887 5 лет назад +22

      @@davidfallows6153 *Oof*

    • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
      @The_Notorious_N.O.E. 5 лет назад +12

      I believe Nick still has his eye it's just damaged and he can't see with it.

    • @Ihatemylife293
      @Ihatemylife293 5 лет назад +3

      Matheus Portela hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaahhahahahahhahahahahahjajahahahahahha

    • @paperbox47akahouseofmadnes23
      @paperbox47akahouseofmadnes23 3 года назад +11

      My son jumped off a building because he saw you in the other guys

  • @JosephDickson
    @JosephDickson 6 лет назад +470

    My kid saw Samuel L. Jackson in a Capital One commercial and now has crippling debt.

  • @clementnade972
    @clementnade972 3 года назад +236

    "my son was attacked by a shark because he saw you in deep blue sea."
    I died laughing.
    And that's Samuel L Jackson's fault.

    • @hardcoreking52
      @hardcoreking52 2 года назад +6

      Same here dude.
      "How's that even my fault?"

    • @lupinvash3
      @lupinvash3 2 года назад +3

      Wait, are we sure it’s Samuel L Jackson? Maybe that snot nosed brat was thinking of Mario Van Peebles in Jaws The Revenge or Ernie Hudson in Shark Attack.

  • @mastermonkeyman34
    @mastermonkeyman34 8 лет назад +833

    This is an accurate representation of modern parents

    • @Ayplus
      @Ayplus 7 лет назад +6

      Harry Oldaker lmao. I get it now

    • @donnadaisy333
      @donnadaisy333 2 года назад +4

      Damned straight!

    • @flatearthisahoax4030
      @flatearthisahoax4030 Год назад +3

      My mom is like that. I remember in Kindergarten where I was playing with my neighbour friend's toy shotgun. My mom took it away and said that toy guns teaches kids to be violent. She also discouraged me from watching Tom and Jerry for the same reason. Oh lord 😂

    • @223ndog
      @223ndog 2 месяца назад

      They aren’t parents, they are friends.

    • @lewisgreen6722
      @lewisgreen6722 Месяц назад +1

      Maybe in your country. Not most.

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO 7 лет назад +450

    My kid watches the Incredibles...and now he can't find his super suit.

    • @CurtisLittlechild92
      @CurtisLittlechild92 6 лет назад +4

      SMAXZO Fuck you Samuel L Jackson!

    • @AMuffler
      @AMuffler 6 лет назад +4

      Someone stole your comment and got more likes!

  • @lucashammar8180
    @lucashammar8180 6 лет назад +777

    My son is now wanted for cyber crimes because you were in The Matrix!

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 лет назад +54

      You complete bastard.

    • @wunzeptepwun6175
      @wunzeptepwun6175 6 лет назад +183

      "That wasn't even me, that was Laurence Fishburn"

    • @mactavish2401
      @mactavish2401 6 лет назад +8

      Ey ey... Is lawrence fishburn 😂😂😂
      (I know is typo 😁😂)

    • @nightwarper1760
      @nightwarper1760 5 лет назад +15

      My child’s playing basketball with cartoons because you were in Space Jam!

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 5 лет назад

      @@mactavish2401 It really is Laurence , I know , I was shocked too , when I first found out.

  • @AggressivelyLoving
    @AggressivelyLoving 3 года назад +16

    Think about this: Probably no one, no person in the world ever, would be in a position to say "F you Samuel L Jackson" and then flip his burger. This scene is so unreal it's fascinating.

  • @JPLarkin01
    @JPLarkin01 10 лет назад +306

    Oh my god, when he said "that wasnt even me, that was morgan freemen"
    i just burst out laughin :D

    • @shaunbolin178
      @shaunbolin178 10 лет назад +4

      Me too lol!!

    • @AFriskyGamer
      @AFriskyGamer 10 лет назад +1

      best line of this by far xD

    • @oldstoffire
      @oldstoffire 10 лет назад +4

      That wasn't even me! That was Morgan Freeman!
      Laughed so fucking hard.

  • @afro4640
    @afro4640 5 лет назад +688

    Me: “My son saw Book of Eli, went blind and started roaming an apocalyptic wasteland hunting bandits with a white girl!”
    Sam: “That’s DENZEL WASHINGTON!”

    • @Pancakes4dindin
      @Pancakes4dindin 4 года назад +7

      Token Black lmao

    • @MrSanteeclaus
      @MrSanteeclaus 4 года назад +6

      Did he memorize the Bible also

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 4 года назад +8

      @@MrSanteeclaus Literally all of it. Like, word for word. In English and in braille.

    • @noname768397
      @noname768397 4 года назад +3

      At least he memorized the Bible

    • @asyamrachannel6595
      @asyamrachannel6595 3 года назад +1

      Lmao 😂😆😁

  • @lewiskielty4230
    @lewiskielty4230 6 лет назад +217

    "My kids in prison because of you in Shawshank Redemption. That was Morgan Freeman" I'm dead 😂

  • @ushalweerathunga7081
    @ushalweerathunga7081 3 года назад +20

    @0:55 Now we know who he was before working for TVA.

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 8 лет назад +283

    Even in skits Jackson gives it his all. Guys a fucking legend

  • @Lyssebabz
    @Lyssebabz 6 лет назад +2112

    i have a son which is in prison because he saw you in shawshank redemption

  • @amanms1999
    @amanms1999 5 лет назад +671

    My son died when he tried to jump from one building to another like you did in the matrix
    SLJ : I'm not Laurence Fishburne !!!

    • @bineshsukumaran1994
      @bineshsukumaran1994 5 лет назад +30

      In other guys he actually died from jumping from 7 storeyed building. So it's Ok.

    • @deus3953
      @deus3953 5 лет назад +7

      We don’t all look alike!

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 4 года назад

      Damnit you beat me by 4 months!

    • @ruizma9826
      @ruizma9826 4 года назад

      Damn it you stole my joke, I'm 5 months too late!😆

    • @lukecalumlyonwrath7723
      @lukecalumlyonwrath7723 4 года назад +4

      Aim for the bush

  • @TheTechAdmin
    @TheTechAdmin 3 года назад +13

    2:10 Actually, in the movie Sphere, he sleeps for 90% of the movie.

  • @XGamingPhunX
    @XGamingPhunX 8 лет назад +285

    It's funny (and sad), cuz this is how it is with video games. Parents buy their kids M rated game (GTA for example), and then start whining about the violence etc. Those are the ppl that shouldn't have kids.

    • @XGamingPhunX
      @XGamingPhunX 8 лет назад +1

      ***** what an idiot.

    • @matthew5200
      @matthew5200 7 лет назад +6

      XGamingPhunX person at till: your kids eight? you know GTA isn't for eight year olds?
      parent: I know I know, but he only knows about the shooting and driving, that's the worse thing about it right?"
      really????!?!?!!?

    • @ericdouglas1359
      @ericdouglas1359 7 лет назад +3

      I used to have to sneak to my cousins house and play gta 4. And all we did the whole time was blow all our money in the strip club and then shoot it up after we gone broke.

    • @terrenceelijah6488
      @terrenceelijah6488 7 лет назад +1

      ironic since samuel l jackson did a voice in GTA San Andreas

    • @vandamme6379
      @vandamme6379 7 лет назад +2

      GTA was created in my Hometown. So now my mum kills hookers with someone else's car.

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 5 лет назад +395

    "my nicknames gator and i smoke crack"
    "cause of jungle fever?"
    "no i i never saw it i just like crack"
    _"what?"_

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 10 лет назад +568

    Well one of my kid is going to become Nick Fury, Thank you Samuel L. Jackson

    • @Alex-tx2em
      @Alex-tx2em 10 лет назад +5

      Congratulations to your son hes gonna be a MUTHAFUCKAN BADASS mhm excuse my language

    • @arunhai08
      @arunhai08 7 лет назад

      It means he won't do anything ?

    • @darthvenom305671
      @darthvenom305671 6 лет назад +7

      the leader of shield and the one who assembled the avengers ? fucking awesome !

    • @ThePathStrider
      @ThePathStrider 6 лет назад +6

      Did he lose an eye? Well, you know who to blame.

    • @nadrmutsb
      @nadrmutsb 6 лет назад +5

      Congrat bro , you about to have one eye kid

  • @holycow818181
    @holycow818181 Год назад +4

    It's been a while since I've seen this video. At 0:05, that's D'Arcy Carden, a.k.a. Janet from The Good Place (but several years before The Good Place).

    • @DareDevilJuly
      @DareDevilJuly 11 месяцев назад

      There's also Pill Boy, the lady from the post office in the Good Place and Glen!!!!

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew 5 лет назад +206

    "My son believes we're all living in a matrix because you ain't Laurence Fishburne!"

    • @aliciabell6688
      @aliciabell6688 5 лет назад +1

      Rotflol...ty for this!

    • @TtheguyfromZA
      @TtheguyfromZA 2 месяца назад

      My brother's son does the shimmy everytime he calls him because he saw Samuel L Jackson on Jungle Fever

  • @jaredthompson5323
    @jaredthompson5323 4 года назад +173

    Man Janet just yelled at Samuel L Jackson. She’s come a long way from having no emotions

  • @martinmatocha3496
    @martinmatocha3496 5 лет назад +509

    Samuel L. Jackson: defends himself
    Angry parent: I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING!!!
    EDIT: I watch this one year later and it turns out that this is my most liked comment ever. So thanks to everyone who thought my comment is funny. I literally wouldn't be here without you

    • @AthenaLeApple
      @AthenaLeApple 3 года назад +9

      Angry parent: I recognize the council has made a decision, however because it is a dumb decision, I elected to ignore it.

    • @a_22_romitbhaumik89
      @a_22_romitbhaumik89 3 года назад +1

      The woman with the glasses was a typical karen though

    • @AJ--212
      @AJ--212 3 года назад +2

      wdym, where are you, where did this comment take you bro we have to know as your new supporters bro!

  • @AJ--212
    @AJ--212 3 года назад +4

    the cashier switching from nodding his head to shaking his head when he turns is very subtle lol love it

  • @DaDestroyer1986
    @DaDestroyer1986 5 лет назад +111

    At least two actors from “The Good Place” in this...

    • @octaneeatshiscereal7851
      @octaneeatshiscereal7851 3 года назад +13

      Three I kept seeing it too, the heaven mail lady, d'arcy, and pillboy

    • @lebangood
      @lebangood 3 месяца назад

      And I think the guy in the red shirt is the guy in the final scene who delivers the discount card.

  • @musicfreak611
    @musicfreak611 4 года назад +103

    As someone who use to work in a video store.... the amount of times people would get mad at us for letting them show their own kids movies that aren't age appropriate was astounding

  • @yesiamluchol6048
    @yesiamluchol6048 6 лет назад +203

    "That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman" lmao

    • @itanmayi
      @itanmayi 5 лет назад +2

      Wtf ...I read your comment the same time the scene really came

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed 5 лет назад

      Tanmay that happens more than you think

  • @wolfrainexxx
    @wolfrainexxx 3 года назад +16

    "You let your kid watch Django!?"
    Yeah, they let them play GTA V.

    • @Cupcom5
      @Cupcom5 3 года назад +1

      And call of duty

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx 3 года назад

      @@Cupcom5 "No Russian."

    • @ProfessorArt1
      @ProfessorArt1 3 года назад

      @@wolfrainexxx Wait so you're saying you raise your kids? What kind of modern parent are you?

    • @TheMan-The-Myth-The-Legend
      @TheMan-The-Myth-The-Legend 2 месяца назад

      @@wolfrainexxx you just gave me PTSD please don’t do that again 😂

  • @anthonyizci1415
    @anthonyizci1415 5 лет назад +524

    "i have a son who is in prison because you were in shawshank redemption!"
    "THAT WASNT EVEN ME IT WAS MORGAN FREEMAN"
    2:00

    • @shockfang2239
      @shockfang2239 5 лет назад +13

      WELL SCREW YOU ANYWAY!!

    • @rionesenobi9563
      @rionesenobi9563 4 года назад +6

      she said "well, fuck you anyway!"

    • @DillyBobBanana
      @DillyBobBanana 4 года назад +1

      I wanted them to say well fuck you and Morgan Freeman 🤣 even though I love them both ❤

  • @hashtastic3537
    @hashtastic3537 7 лет назад +306

    'Never saw it, I just like crack'.....Yes.

  • @ShiitakeWarrior
    @ShiitakeWarrior 9 лет назад +66

    2:17 - _"YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH _*_DJANGO_*_?!!"_

    • @brodycole4125
      @brodycole4125 6 лет назад +2

      ShiitakeWarrior "who dis ni##@ on that nag!"

  • @ajayrulezzz
    @ajayrulezzz 3 года назад +8

    "My Son is in the hospital for fighting a gorilla at the zoo because you starred in Kong:Skull Island!"

  • @jacobfoxworthy3978
    @jacobfoxworthy3978 6 лет назад +169

    He was Officer Tenpenny in GTA San Andreas and now my son is a corrupt drug loving police officer who’s involved in gang crimes!

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 6 лет назад +7

      "you voiced Officer Tenpenny. So its your fault that my kid drives like a strung out junkie and parks the car up trees. Fuck you, Samuel L Jackson!!"

    • @TtheguyfromZA
      @TtheguyfromZA 2 месяца назад

      My best friend likes guns now because he saw Samuel L Jackson on the boondocks

  • @psychoguy2922
    @psychoguy2922 6 лет назад +199

    My kid became addicted to Hawaiian Cheeseburger's because of you! Thank's Sam L. Jackson!

    • @ownpetard8379
      @ownpetard8379 6 лет назад +12

      Big Kahuna Burger, Hmmm, that's a tasty burger.

    • @bruceaskew2107
      @bruceaskew2107 5 лет назад +2

      I was lookin for it before i said posted that,, good shit bro

    • @LukeDogg20
      @LukeDogg20 5 лет назад +8

      This is a tasty burger.

    • @TtheguyfromZA
      @TtheguyfromZA 2 месяца назад

      My friend thinks it's cool to drink beer all because he saw Samuel L Jackson on Menace II Society

  • @OceansOfMotionStudios
    @OceansOfMotionStudios 8 лет назад +129

    My son got shot in the dong bcause he saw you in hateful eight 😂

  • @kingramessesii1171
    @kingramessesii1171 2 месяца назад +2

    Every few years I have to come back to this videos

  • @TheMissingSock
    @TheMissingSock 8 лет назад +525

    "That wasn't even me!" LoL so funny :)

    • @ivargas8492
      @ivargas8492 7 лет назад +1

      TheMissingSock classic,

    • @RichardServello
      @RichardServello 6 лет назад +5

      I think that was a reference to that interview that confused him with Morgan Freeman and he went off on the guy asking if he thinks all black people look alike.

    • @ysdom
      @ysdom 6 лет назад +3

      It was Laurence Fishburne you knucklehead.

    • @RichardServello
      @RichardServello 6 лет назад +1

      It was like 3 years ago...excuse me for not remembering a specific commercial.

  • @Canadianvoice
    @Canadianvoice 5 лет назад +89

    An ad for Samuel Jacksons Masterclass literally before watching this...I was confused.

    • @VarunGupta3009
      @VarunGupta3009 5 лет назад +6

      It's your fault I get to see ads before RUclips videos, Samuel L Jackson!

    • @thehalfbee9767
      @thehalfbee9767 5 лет назад

      Huh same

  • @luggilu7864
    @luggilu7864 5 лет назад +160

    "you let your child watch django?"
    Appropriate reaction

    • @modrenwarefare
      @modrenwarefare 4 года назад +4

      Tarantino would have applauded and called him a “cool parent.”

    • @yuutokasane3332
      @yuutokasane3332 3 года назад +2

      waaaait...were parents not supposed to do that...?

    • @obrienjackson6907
      @obrienjackson6907 3 года назад +1

      @@yuutokasane3332 Not when it comes telling others if u did

    • @carlosescalera2894
      @carlosescalera2894 3 года назад +2

      My old man let me watch Django and The Hateful Eight. I do recommend these movies for the general public

  • @siaa7078
    @siaa7078 Год назад +9

    1:40 the best line I've heard in a while

    • @amoreland1983
      @amoreland1983 2 месяца назад

      Fasho. Why was he even in the water?? 😂😂😂

  • @pyrl_av
    @pyrl_av 8 лет назад +210

    "That wasn't even me, that was Morgan Freeman" 😂

  • @klystron2010
    @klystron2010 5 лет назад +116

    "You let you kid watch DJANGO?"
    "Yes. Also, would you mind signing my kid's N-word pass?"

  • @sellyoursoul1742
    @sellyoursoul1742 7 лет назад +106

    YOU LET YOUR KID WATCH DJANGO!?!?!

  • @noam65
    @noam65 3 года назад +4

    I had a friend like that in summer camp. No matter what happened, or who else might have done whatever it was that shouldn't have been done, his was the first name yelled.
    We became friends that summer. He was actually a great kid.

  • @TimpossibleOne
    @TimpossibleOne 5 лет назад +441

    My kid turned to dust because he saw you in Avengers Infinity War

  • @FlyBoyKhi
    @FlyBoyKhi 10 лет назад +666

    So fucking awesome.

    • @FunnyOrDie
      @FunnyOrDie  10 лет назад +28

      Glad you like it @flyboykhi - thanks for watching!

    • @MrHartApart
      @MrHartApart 9 лет назад +9

      ***** watch your motheruckin language

    • @4Shaman
      @4Shaman 9 лет назад +44

      +Fly My kid saw the Incredibles, and now he can't stop throwing cold water on police officers because you played Frozone!

    • @skarritan2778
      @skarritan2778 9 лет назад +2

      +Fly I would love to like that comment but it has 420 likes

  • @kenyeken
    @kenyeken 10 лет назад +21

    2:49 My new favourite Samuel L. Jackson quote. Hands down.

  • @Gumbier_Than
    @Gumbier_Than Год назад +4

    My kid saw "Paws of Fury" now he's trying to teach dogs how to wield a katana!

  • @biancaroulette3463
    @biancaroulette3463 8 лет назад +417

    "Ever see any movie ever? Yeah he's the black guy!" - Family Guy

    • @KorsarNik
      @KorsarNik 8 лет назад +61

      That's from TED 2

    • @SanjanaAhmed3527
      @SanjanaAhmed3527 8 лет назад +13

      either him or morgan freeman, damn it

    • @HafidzMurshidie
      @HafidzMurshidie 8 лет назад +5

      +KorsarNik What's the difference..?

    • @vishusvic8793
      @vishusvic8793 8 лет назад +12

      No offense, but you just failed horribly with your comment

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 6 лет назад

      Bianca Roulette that's not even from family guy, it's from ted 2 xD

  • @BifronsCandle
    @BifronsCandle 9 лет назад +186

    But he slept in Goodfellas. That's probably why he doesn't sleep in movies anymore...

    • @vladfuruncul7787
      @vladfuruncul7787 8 лет назад +8

      :)))) fuckin' GOLD one here! Probably he doesn't want to get killed by an insane midget called Joe Pesci once more time! XD

    • @davidking6632
      @davidking6632 8 лет назад +7

      yeah yeah you're always late...even for your own funeral

    • @CBright7831
      @CBright7831 7 лет назад +4

      +Michael Myers - C'mon make that coffee to go. Let's go!

    • @ownpetard8379
      @ownpetard8379 7 лет назад +2

      Everyone loves Stacks

    • @brodycole570
      @brodycole570 6 лет назад

      Do you sleep in true romance

  • @GregStallion
    @GregStallion 8 лет назад +106

    Sammy L.J. is a national treasure.

    • @Whosaskin
      @Whosaskin 8 лет назад +3

      Christopher Quinn That's Uncle Samuel L. Jackson for you sir.

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 7 лет назад +1

      that should be samuel L jackson's nickname - Uncle Sam lol

    • @frostamatus
      @frostamatus 6 лет назад +3

      National Treasure was one of Samuel's best movies, he played Nicholas Cage very well.

  • @tomfullery9710
    @tomfullery9710 5 месяцев назад +2

    My kid got in trouble for chewing gum in class because he saw Samuel L Jackson buying gum in this skit!

  • @RustyGrapes
    @RustyGrapes 5 лет назад +110

    I legit got an ad that featured Samuel l Jackson before watching this video

    • @no.8466
      @no.8466 5 лет назад

      Same... fuck sam Jackson

    • @drysand8401
      @drysand8401 5 лет назад +1

      Fucking Master class ad just brilliant dude XD

    • @VarunGupta3009
      @VarunGupta3009 5 лет назад +2

      It's your fault I get to see ads before RUclips videos, Samuel L Jackson!

    • @huubhuijbens8816
      @huubhuijbens8816 5 лет назад

      I got an ad for the new Quentin Tarantino movie, now I see what could happen to people after watching those movie I don't know if I want to go to the the new movie anymore :(

    • @aysn2277
      @aysn2277 5 лет назад

      masterclass? Saaaaame

  • @alternativejasper3937
    @alternativejasper3937 10 лет назад +36

    He's actually a nice person, Samuel L. Jackson. Outside of his movies he's not always angry. I don't think anyone can be angry all the time.

    • @MrIkana
      @MrIkana 10 лет назад +4

      Except the Hulk, that is.

  • @teebofreestyles1000
    @teebofreestyles1000 5 лет назад +109

    She said “ I have a kid with insomniac because you don’t sleep in your movies”💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 now you think about it and he doesn’t🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂

    • @sctncl
      @sctncl 4 года назад +20

      He got killed in Goodfellas because he slept in and was late for a job.

    • @1winna
      @1winna 4 года назад +2

      Who sleeps in movies??? Doesn't require a lot of skill.

    • @HerrCherno
      @HerrCherno 4 года назад +5

      He does in "Sphere", leading to the manifestation of the Giant Squid!

    • @mrjohnnywheels
      @mrjohnnywheels 4 года назад +2

      Was dozing off in Hitmans Bodyguard

    • @dominikdomazet1231
      @dominikdomazet1231 4 года назад +2

      @Tebo Freestyles
      He doesn't need sleep..he needs answers....

  • @Andre-pl2vg
    @Andre-pl2vg Год назад +4

    What did he say here 2:44? After "thank you very much!"

    • @MegaMaverickMan
      @MegaMaverickMan Год назад +3

      "Get some help for that crack problem man."

    • @Andre-pl2vg
      @Andre-pl2vg Год назад +1

      @@MegaMaverickMan thanks a lot. Now it is totally clear what he said.

  • @coldsalad6686
    @coldsalad6686 5 лет назад +134

    Because of Samuel L Jackson, my extra large Oreo won't fit in my glass of milk.

    • @coldsalad6686
      @coldsalad6686 5 лет назад +2

      _Sighs_ "Thanks Samuel L Jackson"

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth 3 года назад +1

      Thats so random that its funny

    • @brodybingham6808
      @brodybingham6808 3 года назад +1

      @The Pumpkin I love the thanks Obama meme. Political opinions aside our modern presidents sure do have a way with memes. The last time I said political opinions aside people started arguing, please don't.

  • @MarioFanaticXV
    @MarioFanaticXV 10 лет назад +76

    No "My kid saw Avengers, so he poked his eye out because he wanted to wear an eye patch!". Or was that not him?

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 9 лет назад +5

      I love how you had to question it.

    • @MarioFanaticXV
      @MarioFanaticXV 9 лет назад

      Mike Hawk
      I'm horrible with celebrities/actors. I get them mixed up all the time.

    • @siegfriedsiegfried726
      @siegfriedsiegfried726 9 лет назад +1

      I'm pretty sure it was Morgan Freeman.

    • @typingreallyfast
      @typingreallyfast 9 лет назад +2

      MarioFanaticXV No that was Forest Whitaker

    • @MarioFanaticXV
      @MarioFanaticXV 9 лет назад

      typingreallyfast After a quick Google search, I don't think I've ever seen that guy.

  • @VincentStevenStudio
    @VincentStevenStudio 11 лет назад +60

    My kid poked his eye out because he saw Samuel L. Jackson with an eye patch on the Avengers!

    • @jasonambeau3358
      @jasonambeau3358 10 лет назад

      Aha so true

    • @sasukeuchiha5110
      @sasukeuchiha5110 10 лет назад +1

      Hey guys do you know the meaning of this video?

    • @Xqvvzts
      @Xqvvzts 10 лет назад +9

      My kid turned black and scary because he saw Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

    • @stevenserna910
      @stevenserna910 Год назад

      My kid joined up with the, "Colonial Penn Life Insurance" plan because of you and your $9.95 a month plan. And he can't be cancelled for any reason with the "price-lock guarantee". Thanks Jason...er..Samuel.

  • @elise8291
    @elise8291 2 года назад +5

    I should not be watching this 8 years old video and laughing out loud at 2am but... here I am.
    IT'S YOUR FAULT, SAMUEL L. JACKSON!

  • @mezykin
    @mezykin 10 лет назад +36

    "my son reads the bible after watching you recite ezekiel 25:17 in pulp fiction!"
    "okay cool, glad i could inspire faith in him"
    "HE'S A MUSLIM, THAT'S THE MOTHERF***ING PROBLEM!"
    *no offence to any muslims or christians on this thread*

    • @mad_ace
      @mad_ace Год назад

      Kid's gonna be disappointed when he finds out that line doesn't actually exist. Right?

  • @dante340
    @dante340 5 лет назад +50

    Easily one of my favorite actors! He definitely deserved the oscar he got for Training Day! His performance in Men In Black was pretty flawless too!

  • @nicholaswhite4301
    @nicholaswhite4301 4 года назад +88

    My son tried to rob a fast food restaurant, but his plan was thwarted by an African prince who was only working there to gain the affection of the owner's daughter and the prince's best friend. Thanks, Samuel 😒...

    • @swenhtet2861
      @swenhtet2861 Год назад

      Coming to America XD.

    • @RestoreTechnique
      @RestoreTechnique Год назад

      Samuel L. Jackson you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!

    • @AuntyCleo
      @AuntyCleo 2 месяца назад

      Best. Comment. Ever.

    • @TtheguyfromZA
      @TtheguyfromZA 2 месяца назад

      My son hit another kid in school... All because he hit Denzel Washington in Mo Better Blues

  • @CrazyBunny123
    @CrazyBunny123 Год назад +9

    Samuel L Jackson deserves to win more Oscars. Glory and Training Day aren’t enough.

    • @MegaMaverickMan
      @MegaMaverickMan Год назад +1

      Too bad he's been banned from the Oscars for slapping Denzel.

  • @codemeister1121
    @codemeister1121 3 года назад +70

    My son tried to kill a gorilla in the zoo one time 'cause he saw you in Kong: Skull Island

  • @KevinFinkbeiner
    @KevinFinkbeiner 10 лет назад +30

    Whoever thought of the idea for this sketch; give that man an Oscar, quick!! :D

  • @TimDanDanTheMan1
    @TimDanDanTheMan1 6 лет назад +43

    "It's your fault my kid smokes!" LOL

  • @joeparedes6974
    @joeparedes6974 Год назад +3

    My son wears an eyepatch and keeps talking about something called the Avengers Initiative, thanks to you Samuel L. Jackson!

  • @TimO-eg3nv
    @TimO-eg3nv 9 лет назад +44

    Should have said my kid saw you in the incredible and jumped off a building thinking he could make an ice bridge.

    • @inferno9714
      @inferno9714 9 лет назад +30

      Sam Jackson: That was a muthafuckin cartoon! Why would you let your kid play on the fuckin roof?!

    • @vanthursday
      @vanthursday 9 лет назад +6

      My kid wont stop asking for your super suit... Samuel L Jackson..

  • @davidwas77
    @davidwas77 4 года назад +205

    My dream is to meet Samuel L. Jackson. Tell him im a big fan, and when he says "thank you i appreciate it" I just say "I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAMN THING"

    • @fluxdrive8975
      @fluxdrive8975 3 года назад

      Your simon cowell you can do whatever the hell you want lol

    • @hd591
      @hd591 3 года назад +7

      And if he says "What?"
      You reply "SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU....."

    • @fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna
      @fuuuuuuuuuckyouprerna 3 года назад +1

      I don't like simon

  • @xXSCAR117Xx
    @xXSCAR117Xx 7 лет назад +10

    And this is why we will always love Samuel L. Jackson. Anyone who says they dislike him is a liar.

  • @stevenserna910
    @stevenserna910 Год назад +2

    STG, I thought one of the characters was gonna tell him...."my kid watched 'Jurassic Park', and now, he eats people, but only leaves their left arms...in electrical conduit boxes!"

  • @pheniellanz5271
    @pheniellanz5271 4 года назад +29

    2:12 you dont blame Samuel L. Jackson for that. You blame Quentin Tarantino 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 3 года назад +2

      Samuel L. Jackson is right at 2:37. Samuel L. Jackson is an actor doing a job and it's the parent's responsibility if they let their children watch his movies.

  • @Michelo17
    @Michelo17 8 лет назад +19

    Darth Vader: My son got his hand cut off because he wanted to be a Jedi like you!
    Mace Windu: Hey you were the one who cut off both our hands.
    Darth Vader: Well ... Fuck you anyway

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 8 лет назад +39

    My kid used to be a super hero, but ever since he saw SLJ in the Incredibles, he can't find his super suit. I died in a tornado because of you, Mr. Jackson!

  • @joshuamartinpryce8424
    @joshuamartinpryce8424 2 года назад +1

    Samuel L Jackson is awesome. So many films and yet we never get bored of him on screen. Spirituality is something that we never get bored of because there is always room for growth and potential.