Saints Row's Hardest Difficulty is Broken

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  • @Link-pu6zb
    @Link-pu6zb Год назад +4191

    The incredible modern day technology allows developers to create the worst games ever seen.

    • @STU5HY
      @STU5HY Год назад

      We have been making this game for years! (That one mf who made the entire game in 12 hours)

    • @genoob5843
      @genoob5843 Год назад +269

      Modern AAA game companies making the worst fucking games you have ever played:

    • @apeaape
      @apeaape Год назад +67

      SR (2022) isn't even bad it's just so middling and boring which is the worst thing you can be in media

    • @alexpricefield6969
      @alexpricefield6969 Год назад +152

      @@apeaape nah it's bad

    • @apeaape
      @apeaape Год назад +101

      @@alexpricefield6969 nah if it was bad it could at least be entertaining

  • @st1ckez
    @st1ckez Год назад +503

    7:24 "A Volition Game" popping up after clipping through the floor was the cherry on top for that moment

    • @wadejg_blaze0n213
      @wadejg_blaze0n213 Год назад +14

      really shows the state of them

    • @EyesTorti
      @EyesTorti Год назад +15

      They tried to ghost of tsushima it

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow Год назад +8

      truly a Mafia III moment

  • @brunettebird57
    @brunettebird57 Год назад +1135

    the game's dialogue is written as if they just hired the entire netflix 40 year old mom demographic and gave them 3 minutes each to write how they think teenagers speak

    • @dynka__
      @dynka__ Год назад +5

      i've seen this comment before

    • @brunettebird57
      @brunettebird57 Год назад +72

      @@dynka__ I was probably first then. Besides, who cares. It's a RUclips comment.

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 Год назад +10

      I want a video that is a collection of Saint Row and Watch Dogs 2 an Legion cutscenes side by side since they all have a stupid energy you grow to find fun or you wanna drive too the headquarters an commit terror

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers Год назад +28

      @@brunettebird57 surprisingly mature reply

    • @failedabortion1894
      @failedabortion1894 Год назад +9

      It's closer to Twitter users with pronouns, a political slogan, and at least 3 flags in their bio

  • @alkrolyd
    @alkrolyd Год назад +1805

    Forgetting the green hair at first was the greatest sin Pyrocynical ever committed.

  • @UNKNOWNUNKNOWN-tw2iz
    @UNKNOWNUNKNOWN-tw2iz Год назад +2644

    The game is misrable to go through but the hardest difficulty makes you feel much better by deleting the game.

    • @SunSeeker492
      @SunSeeker492 Год назад +49

      Delete le game. Feel better

    • @fanutg.2826
      @fanutg.2826 Год назад

      Deleted the game. Finaly got some bitches.

    • @GoseRold
      @GoseRold Год назад +6

      It's not that bad but go off

    • @ccmemes5898
      @ccmemes5898 Год назад +58

      @@GoseRold it really is tho have u seen the dialog in this game i guess if u like woke dialog then go off but it just screams them trying to reach peoplw in there 20s

    • @GoseRold
      @GoseRold Год назад

      @@ccmemes5898 you dont even speak proper English and go by CC Memes that's how I know youre not even an adult and just follow a fucking hivemind

  • @Kalidaaaaa
    @Kalidaaaaa Год назад +744

    I unironically believe that if this game had a sitcom laugh track, it actually would be bearable.

    • @FlackBackTV
      @FlackBackTV Год назад +71

      A degree of self awareness would take this game a long mile

    • @Kalidaaaaa
      @Kalidaaaaa Год назад +37

      @@FlackBackTV really, 3 and 4 were self aware, and while they weren’t the best games in the franchise, they were still fun games and were actually funny.
      This game just ain’t it.

    • @Squarry
      @Squarry Год назад +2

      @@Kalidaaaaa 2 and 3 where both really cool just different

    • @Kalidaaaaa
      @Kalidaaaaa Год назад

      @@Squarry 3 was were I started and personally I had no problems with it. I understand where some people don’t like it but I don’t agree with it imo. 2 is a very well done game though and I do agree that it is objectively the best the franchise has seen.
      And while 4 did have its problems that I do agree with, the game is still pretty fucking fun. Even if it is just a glorified DLC for SR3.

    • @Squarry
      @Squarry Год назад

      I think a guy remade the cinematics with laugh tracks and it's pretty funny ngl

  • @Jeffinently
    @Jeffinently Год назад +2377

    Can’t wait for pyro to make a 4 hour long video on why the only reason he lost is because it was all in Le head

  • @Rustypug
    @Rustypug Год назад +378

    "i like weight in my videogames" yes pyro after the tf2 incident we all know

    • @_s_9920
      @_s_9920 Год назад +19

      that was the joke.

    • @syndrodome
      @syndrodome Год назад

      OMG YOU GOT THE JOKE!!!!!!! WOAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Mamenber
    @Mamenber Год назад +469

    I like how modders were able to create better car physics for a free Fallout: New Vegas mod out of scratch than a paid game devs for a 50£ game

    • @googleuser7763
      @googleuser7763 Год назад +45

      On the flip side that mod was full of disgusting fetishes and sexualised content. Can't win them all

    • @dervo1
      @dervo1 Год назад +54

      @@googleuser7763 oh lmao is it that frontier mod?

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 Год назад

      Nah, there's car mods for New Vegas which don't let you have sex with a Deathclaw, or promote pedophilia, or feet fetishes.

    • @bigmanbarry2299
      @bigmanbarry2299 Год назад

      @@googleuser7763 Furry devs, when they want shit done, get shit done.

    • @gabsnandes7818
      @gabsnandes7818 Год назад +11

      @@dervo1 maybe, but there are multiple mods with cars on new vegas

  • @ericschuster2680
    @ericschuster2680 Год назад +51

    actual Marvel tier writing
    Reminds me of that scene when Lalo visits Saul and Kim and Howard ask them "He's right behind me, isn't he? Well this is awkward." and then Lalo morbed all over him.

  • @kapkant6197
    @kapkant6197 Год назад +1177

    "RUclipsr try not to make a le quirky maxxed out slider character in Saints Row" is the hardest difficulty

    • @LoopX
      @LoopX Год назад +176

      every single youtuber ive seen play this game always picks le funny balding haircut

    • @ABIGD0G
      @ABIGD0G Год назад +72

      same with dark souls and elden ring

    • @b2superbattledroid977
      @b2superbattledroid977 Год назад +14

      It's fun

    • @2oqh
      @2oqh Год назад +115

      Because it’s just more fun to make a stupid character than to make an actual realistic one. A lot of people who don’t make content do the same, it’s just fun that way

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar8450
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar8450 Год назад +7

      I hate it unless they acompany it with an exaggerated and slightly offensive accent

  • @Anths_art
    @Anths_art Год назад +45

    Actually crazy how modern facial animations in games absolutely fail to even come close to shit like Half Life 2.

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop Год назад +1037

    It’s not just awfully written, it’s actually bad to play, both with the controls, and with the minute-to-minute gameplay. It’s genuinely the definition of a dead-on-arrival game.
    And the devs are calling everyone “haters”. This game’s failure was deserved.

    • @AFluffyLombax
      @AFluffyLombax Год назад

      Funny to see how wrong you are.

    • @Lung-Stealer
      @Lung-Stealer Год назад +72

      Played the game from launch
      The combat isn't down right HORRENDOUS but the aiming, sensitivity and melee combat is the worst I've ever seen in a video game
      Ok that's a lie that would be marvel vs Capcom infinite

    • @AFluffyLombax
      @AFluffyLombax Год назад

      @@Lung-Stealer gamers fucking suck.

    • @ElMarcoHoJ
      @ElMarcoHoJ Год назад +35

      Saints Row is dead and buried.

    • @apeaape
      @apeaape Год назад +42

      Man the fact that they tried to make "enemy types" and came away with 3 per 3 of the "gangs" just makes it feel that much worse.

  • @ranger6609
    @ranger6609 Год назад +227

    That sitcom bit had to be the funniest part of the game and that wasn't even in the game.

  • @xXxLovelyBloodxXx
    @xXxLovelyBloodxXx Год назад +86

    The sad thing is... A sitcom parody with the old crew and writing would probably be really funny where at the end the Boss punches out a Dude in a wall playing the laughtrack 😔😔😔

    • @GHL24845
      @GHL24845 Год назад +1

      They did the sitcom bit in saints row 4

  • @averyaustin1
    @averyaustin1 Год назад +132

    I love the fact that every bit of footage i've seen of this game so far, everyone who's played it has tried to use the bike to end the boss fight.

  • @mystichipster5253
    @mystichipster5253 Год назад +80

    I usually don’t gloat when a game sucks. I feel like it’s a shitty deal for everyone involved when a game bombs, gamers and developers alike. All that work for nothing. But I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t a little bit cathartic when Volition was being all sassy on Twitter, dismissing everyone as being “haters” while waiting for the proper authorities to make their judgement. And then the critics were like; “yeah, no, we didn’t like it either.” Fucking RIP. We’ve been saying what we wanted for years. Something more like SR2. Never seen a game try so hard to alienate it’s old fan base in favor of a younger demographic that had no interest in it to begin with since Resident Evil tried to be Call of Duty. Fortnite kids are gonna play Fortnite, they don’t care about Saints Row.

    • @a-rat-in-your-walls
      @a-rat-in-your-walls Год назад +9

      Agree with everything you said, but the new Resi games are actually pretty good.

    • @xbigbooshx4643
      @xbigbooshx4643 Год назад +1

      @@a-rat-in-your-walls I think Mystic was referencing the Umbrella games that were like the Mercenaries mode but considerably worse.

    • @Explosivevortex
      @Explosivevortex Год назад +2

      Its funny because I like the older saints row games, & I play fortnite, but I couldn't even force myself to play this for more than 40 minutes, even if the performance wasn't dogshit

  • @T1MAGEDDON
    @T1MAGEDDON Год назад +33

    This feels like a company trying to imitate saints row by only taking loose points and gluing them together instead of understanding why it worked well

  • @theboywonderlol
    @theboywonderlol Год назад +24

    The saints when they’re in a row or something idk

    • @redditdog3117
      @redditdog3117 Год назад +15

      saints when its a column and not a row 😱

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 Год назад +7

      The Saints when they are on a Cul-de-sac 🗿

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Год назад +22

    16:01
    I love how this gigantic lorry falling onto a guy makes nothing but a light smashing sound and the camera doesn't even shake at all, everything in this game weighs like a kilogram

  • @SnoppleWopple
    @SnoppleWopple Год назад +682

    Saints row fell off

    • @LeemVonNelly
      @LeemVonNelly Год назад +27

      4 was where it started to head downhill

    • @henryo3025
      @henryo3025 Год назад +62

      I guess pyro and saints row have something in common

    • @blue_1206
      @blue_1206 Год назад +17

      Convinced that all games released years ago are being milked to death now

    • @Luxio_401
      @Luxio_401 Год назад +2

      Man chad you fell off

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 Год назад +1

      No shit

  • @shagaru1234
    @shagaru1234 Год назад +30

    the game literally has the same jumping animation from saints row 3 lmao

    • @torturedkfpemployee883
      @torturedkfpemployee883 Год назад +5

      at a closer look you'll notice in SR3 the distance you can do it it's better lol

    • @mrjigglez2226
      @mrjigglez2226 Год назад +5

      Sr1 and 2 are so good but hard af on that diff

    • @rayschera
      @rayschera Год назад +3

      even the grenade throwing animation is the same LOL

  • @tiredtomoko7889
    @tiredtomoko7889 Год назад +62

    Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days has a higher user score on Metacritic than the Saints Row reboot

    • @MrMegaMetroid
      @MrMegaMetroid Год назад +2

      Honestly deserved though, kane and lynch 2 is in my opinion pretty good for what it is. It was a bot more artsy than was good for itself but honestly i wouldnt want it any other way. Yes screenshake and effects got in the way all the time, and yes the gunplay was abysmal, but it was playable and the experience it provides is certainly worth playing it, even if fun wasnt nessesarily the first priority. It worked
      I actually couldnt put it down and i think I even just did the entire thing in one sitting if i remember right

  • @christopherdopfel6514
    @christopherdopfel6514 Год назад +268

    Cant wait to see Pyro make a detailed analysis on how it's the game's fault he can't do well on hard difficulty

  • @PedroChuVPS
    @PedroChuVPS Год назад +13

    All this game does is remind you how good the original Saints Row series was.

  • @Exhithronous
    @Exhithronous Год назад +82

    In Perspective, a 2011 Game, Skyrim, had probably less money available, more mission variety and passion put into it. Evidently, the only thing this game lacked during development was passion. A rare sight in gaming now.

    • @sanddebil
      @sanddebil Год назад +46

      Found todd howards secret account

    • @minecraftgravityguy
      @minecraftgravityguy Год назад +5

      Actually i think they were lacking time and budget too, i heard from someone fromt he industry. Not that it would solve anything considering the actual 0 passion that was put into this game. I honestly feel every worst Ubisoft game had actually a lot of passion put into their projects now after seeing this game, like THIS is actually what having no care in the world for your work looks like. Like any other shitty game that launched in the last few years has compared to this in the matter of being this soulless. Not the Avengers game, not Babylon’s Fall, not MGSurvive, not the Remastered GTA Trilogy (okay maybe), not Anthem, not Mass Effect Andromeda, not Fallout 76, not Cyberpunk, not Battlefield 2042, not even that Ghostrecon Battle Royale game felt this mindless.

    • @cescimes
      @cescimes Год назад +2

      the costs of developing games rise each year, everything gets more expensive.
      and saying that passion is a rare sight now is so hypocritical lmao
      1) you're kinda right, but not for the reasons you think. crunch culture.
      2) but overall i think there's more passion.
      just look at all of the solo gamedevs or small indie teams, the games they make, the passion, heart and soul that they pour into them.

    • @bigmanbarry2299
      @bigmanbarry2299 Год назад +11

      @@cescimes your point?
      Listen bud. Its the 2020s if a game from 2022 is less fun than a game of the same franchise from 2008 then there is a serious issue and it’s not “crunch culture” or rising game costs. Oh but look at indie devs who put passion into games? THIS ISNT AN INDIE GAME!

    • @SolidRaiden2655
      @SolidRaiden2655 Год назад +7

      In furnace this game had practically no fucking budget. After THQ went their separate ways and Voiltion got mixed with deep silver and the failure of agents of mayhem the game was given a small budget. This means they had to cut corners like little to no marketing and reuse many things from previous games they also used a bad engine for the game as well which certainly didn't help on the technical side of things. They also signed an exclusivity deal with Epic which was not the smartest decision since despite it being very popular epic games is mainly used for free to play games. So the game lost many pc sales. This and some story and writing decisions resulted in the game being bullied by the Internet for being so fucking bad. Oh yeah did I forget to mention they got staff too moderate the subreddit and discord server which is why they had so much corruption.

  • @BreadTrademark
    @BreadTrademark Год назад +164

    Real sexy stream Pyro, can't wait for the new only fans set

  • @Subpar1O1
    @Subpar1O1 Год назад +9

    I still can't believe the student loans thing, like how in the world did anyone think people would like that

  • @kantankiru6111
    @kantankiru6111 Год назад +16

    I pirated this game and was still pissed. I can't imagine how people who paid for the game feel.

  • @fancycrusadier3631
    @fancycrusadier3631 Год назад +11

    im surprised that in all the videos I've watched where people just shit on Saints row, nobody has talked about how if you go into aim assist settings and turn it all to max, you get Aim hacks. Unironically like all you have to do is go into the middle of a room with enemies, hold down right click, hold down left click, then everyone in there dies, as the game has a setting that makes you auto target to the next enemy that is in your auto aim sights when the guy your aiming at is killed, then if you max the auto aim sights width (which literally says it will target people out of your View) that makes it so you get actual aimhacks, this was the only way to win gunfights on Console highest difficulty as controllers aren't really know for making you very accuracy when shooting.

  • @hideoeduardokojima8340
    @hideoeduardokojima8340 Год назад +38

    The laugh track made the cutscene bearable.

  • @laban9875
    @laban9875 Год назад +55

    I feel like the "I dont wanna play it if its not on steam" is a totally valid take, especially if the alternative is epic. i feel the exact same way lol

    • @devvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
      @devvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Год назад +2

      crazy tbh

    • @_s_9920
      @_s_9920 Год назад +15

      having to deal with Uplay through Steam is worse enough, I can't be fucked with any more launchers, theres not been a game in 3 years good enough to convince me otherwise.

  • @freshmilkman
    @freshmilkman Год назад +75

    13:41 most dog shit representation of a jumping action lmao how do they make it look that ass.

    • @ItsLelingTime
      @ItsLelingTime Год назад +2

      Shit man, Pursuit Force made It look more badass, and that’s a game from the 2000s, released on the PSP.

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 Год назад +5

      legit belly flopped like they fell on a banana

  • @morganakira2045
    @morganakira2045 Год назад +3

    2:34
    Now THAT is proper use of the Vine boom sound effect.

  • @Kangro_
    @Kangro_ Год назад +94

    its always a good day when pyro uploads

  • @smoved5609
    @smoved5609 Год назад +5

    I think pyro actually had more fun customizing the character than playing the actual game💀

  • @pesymista3055
    @pesymista3055 Год назад +15

    The bit with the laughter in the back fits soo good into that game.. Its not even funny how bad the writing is.

  • @aaronarraez1618
    @aaronarraez1618 Год назад +8

    This game feels like if you only had 20 seconds to tell someone what saints row is about and they made a full game out of it

  • @melk8674
    @melk8674 Год назад +11

    You could tell me that this is a new Disney infinity game and I would seriously believe it

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 Год назад +6

    Saints Row is known for its quirky physics but never did I think it would devolve to this. Its actually painful to watch that lorry. Its like playing in moon gravity. The dialogue even does not even make me believe it came from a sainits row game.

  • @bakerhalt
    @bakerhalt Год назад +16

    I've only heard about this game through this video this morning... Saints Row was definitely a game that shaped a part of my childhood and I'll never forget the first 3 renditions of it. The dildo sword will forever hold a candle to my heart. But this... I can't care anymore to act saddened or frustrated since It's happening so often, as a person I've moved on from video games, especially from this regurgitated nonsense. But it's a shame seeing the legacy of Saints Row pummel itself into the ground further and further.

  • @Hanzizi96
    @Hanzizi96 Год назад +4

    It really brings me joy to watch your clips, Pyro. Stay true to yourself. Love and support!

  • @amateural
    @amateural Год назад +5

    As someone from Albuquerque. Its honestly not far off. Bit empty and with an added lion rock, but pretty much a dirt covered dump with mountains in the back

  • @krisvsthew0rld
    @krisvsthew0rld Год назад +28

    i did actually look forward to saints row, too but after downloading it like i made my character and on the drive home he fucking said the words "big balls" like 6 times over. most fun i had i think was blowing a truck up and flying in a wingsuit but that's because explosions are fun and wingsuits are awesome by default

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 Год назад +1

      i feel the games gonna grow slowly since if they update it a bit
      an maybe have a dialog slider it can become quite big like Watch Dogs 2 an Legion
      I feel this game will grow in time
      I love watch dogs btw lol

    • @Traxlar
      @Traxlar Год назад +4

      It’s actually bad, has no substance nor is any bit a saints row game

    • @Shero1337
      @Shero1337 Год назад +9

      @@senritsujumpsuit6021 cope

    • @ItsLelingTime
      @ItsLelingTime Год назад +11

      If you like blowing shit up and flying In a wingsuit, play Just Cause 3. It’s infinitely better than this shit.

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 Год назад

      @@Shero1337 its not even cope since I don't really care for Saints Row much in the first place

  • @wesleyleigh4063
    @wesleyleigh4063 Год назад +5

    that's gotta be the hardest burn of a game - 'the only thing they did right was give it no promotion'. The devs felt that in their heritage.

  • @MegaMug
    @MegaMug Год назад +44

    Cant wait to see Pyro’s analysis as to how this is all in le head

  • @PeachyPetra23
    @PeachyPetra23 Год назад +2

    7:22 I love the timing of “a volition game” coming up right as that happens

  • @PrinceVegeta2134567
    @PrinceVegeta2134567 Год назад +23

    imagine a game being so bad, even on max difficulty, that you pretend you're playing something else during boss battle

  • @TealZero
    @TealZero Год назад +6

    I'm so ready for the title and thumbnail to change inexplicably for no reason lets go

  • @baggles7893
    @baggles7893 Год назад +15

    I started playing sr2 hardcore difficulty recently. I have had multiple mental breakdowns since doing so.

    • @ElMarcoHoJ
      @ElMarcoHoJ Год назад +6

      I'd rather do that than even touch this pile of shit.

  • @m8dryy
    @m8dryy Год назад +7

    oh

  • @rena5763
    @rena5763 Год назад +4

    10:36 "I like weight in my video games believe me" I gasped

  • @nabusvco
    @nabusvco Год назад +26

    "I like weight in my videogames"
    Yeah we know very well pyro

  • @olhix7272
    @olhix7272 Год назад +5

    Death sentence or 100% is a trick question, it’s probably glitched to you can only get 98.2%, you’re aid car either way

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 Год назад

    Pyro playing games on their hardest difficulties is one of my favorite things on this channel. WaW, Kane and Lynch, Saints Row, etc.

  • @3rdStreetAVolitionite
    @3rdStreetAVolitionite Год назад

    When the cans hit you coming out of the vending machine, you must've tripped and broke your massive schnoz.

  • @arattactician5697
    @arattactician5697 Год назад +6

    This game feels like what you would get when you have people who don't know shit about gaming but had the skills to make a game.

  • @princess_anon
    @princess_anon Год назад +4

    Can't wait for Pyro to reinstall the game on stream only to find a "persistent" mod.

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 Год назад +2

    I like how the chat was just begging Pyro to play TF2 the entire time

  • @mr.fuggetaboutit7633
    @mr.fuggetaboutit7633 Год назад +2

    This game is like a game you'd see in the background of a show that a supporting character is over-acting playing it

  • @MystearicalX
    @MystearicalX Год назад +6

    The absolute best thing this game did was make me want to replay SR 3 and 4.

  • @randomboijustsiting
    @randomboijustsiting Год назад +6

    it looks like one of those unity free model games but they found some high quallity models

  • @xephys8788
    @xephys8788 Год назад

    Standard review:"20-30 detailed video"
    Pyro:"game le bad lol"

  • @hovsep56
    @hovsep56 Год назад +2

    The whole game reminds of that mission in saints row 3 where you were the main character in a movie so they were making everything dramatic and stuff with turret sections.

  • @qwerty_artist
    @qwerty_artist Год назад +16

    Lorry beaten by tiny car
    You're telling me this game is less advanced than Driver: San Francisco then

    • @SolidRaiden2655
      @SolidRaiden2655 Год назад +2

      Driver has some of he best car destruction physics. This game has worse car destruction then Driver 3 which is game from 2004. Fuck I'd say its worse than Driver 1.

    • @qwerty_artist
      @qwerty_artist Год назад

      @@SolidRaiden2655 San Francisco is the only driving game I've played in my life, and it was very enjoyable, and I've yet to touch a car in another game that matched it
      Vroom vroom hehehe

    • @mellamojeff458
      @mellamojeff458 Год назад

      @@SolidRaiden2655 >saying a good game is worse than this
      nigga you cannot slander a game that made the driving physics possible

  • @elschaetty
    @elschaetty Год назад +15

    Every comment he makes on the game is insanely on point

  • @werti4894
    @werti4894 Год назад +2

    the sitcom laughter track had me dying LOL

  • @tinavanwey1308
    @tinavanwey1308 Год назад +2

    This game looks like Sunset Overdrive but without any of the heart that Sunset has

  • @GhostySweep
    @GhostySweep Год назад +5

    only Pyro would make an 18 minute video about weight in a videogame

  • @YoursTrulyGarbage
    @YoursTrulyGarbage Год назад +4

    "I like weight in games." given this is Pyro we're talking about I genuinely can't tell if that was a jab at a certain recent event or not.

  • @RyuakiraX
    @RyuakiraX Год назад +2

    How is the entire game a turret section though?

  • @JoeJames-qg5gq
    @JoeJames-qg5gq Год назад +2

    9:12, the player's hand clips through the coffee cup.

  • @jophuss7750
    @jophuss7750 Год назад +19

    7:17 GUYS HOLY SHIT LOOK! HE DID IT! HE SAID THE FUCKING THING! HE MADE THE REFERENCE DEAR GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS MOMENT🙏

  • @IKEACherryChair
    @IKEACherryChair Год назад +3

    This is like Cyberpunk 2077 if they did *everything* wrong instead of just having the game be buggy asf

    • @superplayerex2431
      @superplayerex2431 Год назад

      At least Cyberpunk 2077 had a decency to still be a decent game with an interesting story, despite all the lies and promises. Saints Row reboot is just downright not fun to play to begin with, and if you ask me, this game is even more buggy than Cyberpunk 2077 on launch.

  • @MetodpGaming
    @MetodpGaming Год назад +1

    10:27 "I like weight in my video games, trust me" 💀

  • @jaaerbn
    @jaaerbn Год назад +1

    pyro: *puts the game on the hardest difficulty*
    also pyro: this is unplayable

  • @StinkySnaiI
    @StinkySnaiI Год назад +5

    He wore a maid dress so epic

  • @KaelumKrispr
    @KaelumKrispr Год назад +4

    There needs to be a laugh track mod, might actually make the game good

  • @theemptyspace4428
    @theemptyspace4428 Год назад +2

    Homie really used the quandale dingle nose💀

  • @warruwarru
    @warruwarru Год назад

    9:00 absolute gold content right there.

  • @neckray
    @neckray Год назад +3

    British people see a truck-
    "That's a LAURIE"

    • @_s_9920
      @_s_9920 Год назад +1

      Americans encountering other dialects than their own:

  • @Wolfshalifi
    @Wolfshalifi Год назад +3

    GTA 4 probably had the best physics in any game ever

  • @paratraxx
    @paratraxx Год назад

    I also started on the hardest but quickly realized how broken it was, so i restrted before i went too far into the intro.

  • @jordanrcs
    @jordanrcs Год назад +2

    "i like weight in my video games, believe me" 10:35 yes, we know

  • @charliec4067
    @charliec4067 Год назад +3

    Hello crew I’m drunk af and literally will never finish this video

  • @thenorth8984
    @thenorth8984 Год назад +3

    decides to play a dead story game on the hardest difficulty… gg pyro

  • @DENOhritko
    @DENOhritko Год назад +1

    Laughing tracks sounboard would be perfect for this game walkthrough

  • @UDOD0NE
    @UDOD0NE Год назад +2

    I can't believe we lost Johnny Gat to a retcon TWICE

  • @dervishy3722
    @dervishy3722 Год назад +6

    laugh tracks make everything 10x funnier its like a get out of jail card when you have absolutely no writing skill but still insist on making a comedy
    And I absolutely hate it any joke can be funny with a laugh track it takes no skill at all
    I can make the cringyiest most lame joke ever slap a laugh track on it and it's now the funniest shit ever close to pick Rick

  • @realfishscience7842
    @realfishscience7842 Год назад +10

    Love it when saints row doesn’t give pyro enough gold dubloons to grant a good enough gameplay review so he decimates it ruthlessly

  • @princess_anon
    @princess_anon Год назад

    I am convinced that Pyro enjoyed the 30 seconds of laugh tracks more than the entire hour of playing the game.

  • @nightmarekitten
    @nightmarekitten Год назад +2

    Remember watching this stream

  • @acethecrow
    @acethecrow Год назад +4

    I got the game for free and after putting around 4 hours in it, I still expect some kind of refund

  • @galaxypickle4395
    @galaxypickle4395 Год назад +11

    Is this the guy who does the maid costume live streams?

  • @RealHumanBeing276
    @RealHumanBeing276 Год назад +2

    you'd think that inflation enthusiast Pyro would enjoy how floaty this game is

  • @Holtwizer
    @Holtwizer Год назад +1

    " I like weight in my video games, believe me. " - Pyro 2022

  • @Deus9854
    @Deus9854 Год назад +7

    This game feels like sliding your feet on the floor instead of moving

  • @bogun6.9bviews2secondsago.6
    @bogun6.9bviews2secondsago.6 Год назад +3

    First he streamed big inflation pyro tf2 mod then he wore a maid dress, poor guy

  • @mirquarter
    @mirquarter Год назад +1

    the hunt down the freeman of saints row games

  • @sleepie2410
    @sleepie2410 Год назад

    Watching this felt like watching the whole utopia video without breaks.