Streamers Can’t Take Forspoken's Dialogue Seriously

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @christophersanders3252
    @christophersanders3252 Год назад +17820

    Clearly the whole game takes place in her mind while 4 thugs beat her senseless in an alley.

    • @alexisnaranjo
      @alexisnaranjo Год назад +567

      Lmao

    • @FightingFreely
      @FightingFreely Год назад +172

      😂

    • @XxiLLViLLAiNxX
      @XxiLLViLLAiNxX Год назад +203

      Oh damn

    • @orcastrike7750
      @orcastrike7750 Год назад +240

      All in le head

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 Год назад +556

      On the ground dying of massive head trauma, thugs running away, last little gleam in her eyes fading away as she says in a weak voice... "I am the hero, I am the hero, I, am, th- 😵"
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aeroosprey
    @aeroosprey Год назад +26204

    I love how the entire plot of the game is set in motion because Frey was too stupid to grab the bag of money that was right next to her before getting her cat

    • @arcanefury3666
      @arcanefury3666 Год назад +3085

      Gotta find Homer first

    • @MASJYT
      @MASJYT Год назад +2756

      I don't understand why even bring attention to it by putting it right there with a prompt! The scene would be better if the money was in another room entirely.

    • @aeroosprey
      @aeroosprey Год назад +1624

      @@MASJYT I understand they did it to try and make her look more sympathetic by having her go for the cat first, but considering she's living in an abandoned squat, it makes zero sense why she would leave the cash out in the open. They could've easily had a hidden stash on the other end on the apartment that she hid it inside.

    • @conyo985
      @conyo985 Год назад +769

      She wouldn't even need a bag of money if she just opened up a bank account and deposit it like a normal person. I just don't get it. She graduated highschool right?

    • @nova_supreme8390
      @nova_supreme8390 Год назад +820

      @@conyo985 The character did but the writers didn't. That is why they do not know what people should be learning in high school and it shows in the writing.

  • @xelldincht4251
    @xelldincht4251 Год назад +25578

    this game really makes you appreciate silent protagonists

    • @labeilleautiste6318
      @labeilleautiste6318 Год назад +547

      Characters should not talk outside cinematic

    • @xelldincht4251
      @xelldincht4251 Год назад +447

      @@labeilleautiste6318
      She should have always stayed silent like Link (Legend of Zelda)

    • @yellow_flash813
      @yellow_flash813 Год назад +783

      @@labeilleautiste6318 nah some characters are done well, like Dante from Devil May Cry 😂 bro cracks me up

    • @royasturias1784
      @royasturias1784 Год назад +273

      @@xelldincht4251 "Well, excuuuuuse me, Princess!" Brunet Link was a knife-eared Karen.

    • @xelldincht4251
      @xelldincht4251 Год назад +93

      @@royasturias1784
      thank god Nintendo never acknowledged this version of him

  • @aleciad7218
    @aleciad7218 Год назад +3345

    That cat is an incredibly cheap plot device to make Frey look good and caring.
    Homer isn't concerned about the fire at all. She isn't howling in distress, desperate to escape, ears flattened, or suffering from burns. She's looking at Frey like she just came back from a short shopping trip. The fact that the cat isn't distressed AT ALL robs any emotional weight, and makes Frey extra stupid for not grabbing that money bag. It would've been more believable for her not to pick up the bag had we heard Homer crying.
    This would've been so easy to write. But the writers were lazy.

    • @Dares9
      @Dares9 Год назад +176

      That's a great point! Shows how as usual they're trying to trick us into thinking we feel something instead of, you know - making us FEEL something.

    • @maeves.w.7156
      @maeves.w.7156 Год назад +84

      Exactly! First time I saw that scene I was like 'wow he is reaaaally calm for this scenario'

    • @FlamespeedyAMV
      @FlamespeedyAMV Год назад +57

      It's not just lazy writing, it's safe crappy generic writing.

    • @DiscoDachiff
      @DiscoDachiff Год назад +5

      They literally made her save the cat...

    • @Feuerhamster
      @Feuerhamster Год назад +95

      Can you fault the cat? Clearly it just craves the sweet release of death after living with Frey.

  • @milkinobama
    @milkinobama Год назад +9325

    Her not grabbing the money might be the dumbest plot device I’ve seen in a while.

    • @heemjefee6889
      @heemjefee6889 Год назад +398

      Yeah, on par with Glass Onion's "Oh the woman I killed is arriving on my private island with a detective I didn't invite, oh well, I'm too stupid to think about this at all or do anything about it hurr durr."

    • @0yodelingpickle526
      @0yodelingpickle526 Год назад +113

      Come on, they had to cut to medieval fantasy dragon fighting and shit asap. Almost like the intro doesnt match the rest of the game at all hmmmmmm xd

    • @drowningmerman4256
      @drowningmerman4256 Год назад +242

      @@heemjefee6889 "But you see, the whole point is that he was a fucking idiot, therefore the movie is genius!"

    • @spartansquid5931
      @spartansquid5931 Год назад +142

      @@drowningmerman4256 I hate Rian Johnson writing so much 😔

    • @ababcb3005
      @ababcb3005 Год назад +142

      It's just confusing to me. Just have the bag be in another room, or hidden on a shelf that she can't get to without finding a ladder first. It seems like such an easy thing to change so that it makes more sense.

  • @KagirinaiYonaka
    @KagirinaiYonaka Год назад +12984

    -> Is homeless;
    -> Almost went to jail for stealing;
    -> Manages to save $5,000;
    -> Has multiple branded sneakers;
    -> Fed her cat shitty cat food;
    -> Prefer to leave the $5,000 to save the cat;
    -> Proceed to give up the cat;
    -> Went back to stealing.
    I mean, HUH!?

    • @Darktotaled
      @Darktotaled Год назад +2156

      I mean, if you look at the tiktok generation you can kinda expect the same thought process

    • @petergriffin-tu6ug
      @petergriffin-tu6ug Год назад

      WHAT IS THIS SHIT

    • @godlovesyou546
      @godlovesyou546 Год назад +762

      @@Darktotaled how dare you say something so true😂

    • @jrrd4069
      @jrrd4069 Год назад

      @@fookoff8660 grow up loser

    • @jrrd4069
      @jrrd4069 Год назад

      @@fookoff8660 oh you're a child lol carry on little on you'll grow up one day hopefully

  • @pedrohameco5184
    @pedrohameco5184 Год назад +8800

    Trying to pick up the money: "Gotta find Homer first."
    Homer seeing her leaving the money in the fire: "D'oh!"

    • @nova_supreme8390
      @nova_supreme8390 Год назад +339

      The cat might be Homer, but the she is Ralph.

    • @vanzy01
      @vanzy01 Год назад +39

      😂🤦

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax Год назад +136

      @@nova_supreme8390 But of a insult to Ralph. He's got more logic than her.

    • @one_eyeddd473
      @one_eyeddd473 Год назад +8

      Im deaaad

    • @CommDante
      @CommDante Год назад +77

      How is Homer a female cat name anyway?

  • @Shin_Mothra
    @Shin_Mothra Год назад +1437

    Let's make our character swear every five seconds, that's a neat trick!

    • @hammondOT
      @hammondOT Год назад +95

      It's the only way they know how to be un-safe. Their worldviews are aligned with power so they think swearing is pushing the boundaries.

    • @-bubby9633
      @-bubby9633 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@hammondOThuh that's a very good analogy. Their entire worldview is supported by the banks, media, large companies, government etc. they ha e no "edge" whatsoever so swearing is all that's left. And even then it's the gay shit swearwords lmao

    • @hammondOT
      @hammondOT 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@-bubby9633 You got it exactly right.

    • @PCCrasher42069
      @PCCrasher42069 8 месяцев назад +44

      Vivziepop

    • @radicaIized
      @radicaIized 7 месяцев назад +28

      Vivziepop Games

  • @RagnarLoudpak
    @RagnarLoudpak Год назад +5550

    The fact that they give you an option to pick up the bag, and programmed her to comment when you attempt, but still have her leave it is worse than an oversight. That was completely aware bad writing. Like, how?

    • @LegiamasC-OnTwitta
      @LegiamasC-OnTwitta Год назад +62

      I think it might’ve been an newer addition, because they probably forgot about the money originally

    • @RagnarLoudpak
      @RagnarLoudpak Год назад +447

      @@LegiamasC-OnTwitta if it was a later addition, just move the bag to another room. Or have the cat dump it all out doing cat scared things. Or at least don’t have her say out loud how she shouldn’t pick it up lmao. Either way, it shows that they knew players would try to pick it up first, because why wouldn’t you? Yet there’s still no reasonable explanation as to why you can’t.

    • @AdonanS
      @AdonanS Год назад +24

      I don't know what the hell they were thinking on that part...

    • @FelipeKana1
      @FelipeKana1 Год назад +59

      Great point. Looks like the minds that wrote the Velma show have this one a shot too

    • @LegiamasC-OnTwitta
      @LegiamasC-OnTwitta Год назад +95

      @@RagnarLoudpak there’s a big issue with everything you’ve pointed out. You see, you need a semi functional brain and basic understanding of logic to have this scenario play out this way, the forspoken writing team struggled to give the cat a name

  • @RHBR01
    @RHBR01 Год назад +3156

    "I gotta find Homer first!" Girl if you have the arm-strength to parkour and climb up a chainlink fence *YOU CAN CARRY BOTH!*

    • @KRIMZONMEKANISM
      @KRIMZONMEKANISM Год назад +262

      Better yet, stuff Homer in the bag too. Sure he'll be mad about it, but not burning his ass to a crisp, and having some gourmet food from the extra money is a much better alternative.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 Год назад +178

      IRL Homer be like, "Find me? Woman, I was halfway down the street by the time you woke up! A cat isn't gonna loiter in a fucking fire!"

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 Год назад +97

      ​@silverblade357 freaking facts. One of my friends when I was a kid that lived down the street had their house catch on fire and I had no idea it was happening. Walked outside and her cat was on my porch meowing. Cat bolted when it smelled danger

    • @derealized797
      @derealized797 Год назад +10

      Gonna get a little hot homer

    • @elvistwain9628
      @elvistwain9628 Год назад +6

      Good point

  • @Razumen
    @Razumen Год назад +5078

    My favorite part is when she fights her mom who just outright kills her if you lose the fight.
    Even her parents are sick of her.

    • @Hyrule409
      @Hyrule409 Год назад +632

      A case of Ludonarrative oversight. Losing the fight should've immediately rendered a unique cut-scene rather than just killing her outright. Doesn't make sense within the narrative for her mom to kill her, but from a gameplay perspective the studio didn't consider it.

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Год назад +29

      Understandable.

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Год назад +14

      @@Hyrule409 maybe cause her mom thought she’d be stronger and I guess underestimated her

    • @Bleeperblopper497
      @Bleeperblopper497 Год назад +157

      ​​@@Deathmare235 copium

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Год назад +16

      @@Bleeperblopper497 the story needs some sort of explanation

  • @justinnyugen7015
    @justinnyugen7015 Год назад +810

    I just love the whole "I'm an abrasive self entitled brat at the beginning of the story...and by the end of the story, I'm a JUSTIFIED abrasive self entitled brat!" trope people are going for nowadays. So relatable. Much character

    • @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow
      @ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 9 месяцев назад +96

      Old main characters were changed by the events and context of the story. New main characters use the context and setting to justify their own behavior.
      People want to just be badass without earning it

    • @IcyTorment
      @IcyTorment 7 месяцев назад +71

      Well, you can't have character development if the main character is female. That would imply she wasn't perfect to begin with.

    • @dimwarlock
      @dimwarlock 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow Funny that you bring up "old" and "new". Did you know that one of the earliest critics of literature that mocked bad writing goes as far back as the 1600's? The spanish novelist Miguel de Cervantes used bad chivalry stories as a template to create Don Quixote, a character who basically was an otaku to mock and laugh at clichés of the genre.
      Bad fiction has always existed, i'ts just that now it's easier to bring attention and critisism to them.
      But to add to your point: yes, a self insert needs to justify their terrible behavior, that's where this sotries ome from.

    • @JoaoPedro-ol7sl
      @JoaoPedro-ol7sl 6 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@dimwarlock congrats you just proved bad stories always existed, the point is that most old stories, which I guess the person is addressing 70-90s stories, even 2000s, where the stories were actually well made while today is pretty much the opposite

    • @callmesnowboo
      @callmesnowboo 4 месяца назад

      What other games did this? I can't think of any :o

  • @Jonny_Karate
    @Jonny_Karate Год назад +3126

    Forspoken is what a Netflix game studio would make

    • @NeinBreaker
      @NeinBreaker Год назад +74

      Funnily enough, Netflix did have games at one point. Nobody knew about it, and it got canned.

    • @planet60Co.
      @planet60Co. Год назад +17

      @@NeinBreaker Spiritfarer and Moonlighter are pretty good. Just be glad studio execs don't make them.

    • @NeinBreaker
      @NeinBreaker Год назад +2

      @@planet60Co. …Were those two available on Netflix games?

    • @planet60Co.
      @planet60Co. Год назад +5

      @@NeinBreaker yeah, they should be. Have they been removed since? I haven't really checked it out for some time.

    • @NeinBreaker
      @NeinBreaker Год назад +1

      @@planet60Co. Ah, didn’t know that. It’s been years since I’ve used Netflix.

  • @smickeyYT
    @smickeyYT Год назад +6415

    I don't understand why that house fire wasn't just a cutscene. It would've been better writing if she wakes up, bolts into action to save her cat, and naturally forgets about the money like most of us would.
    But instead they decided "this section needs to be playable" even though all you do is walk towards the cat, press a button, and walk back. So now the plot is not that she forgot the money in a fight or flight rush, but that she just said "nah I'll pick it up later." Who hires these people

    • @alexiz0013
      @alexiz0013 Год назад +278

      Lmao, EXACTLY. 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @henrygreen2096
      @henrygreen2096 Год назад +300

      My ONLY guess is that it was cheaper to make the scene playable rather than make a cutscene. I don’t make video games nor do I understand budgeting and stuff, but otherwise it’s a terrible decision to waste so much time and asset making for a scene like that.

    • @souldry
      @souldry Год назад +206

      I thinking they were trying to figure out how to make the game as shitty as possible and this is what they came up with.

    • @RoaringTide
      @RoaringTide Год назад +65

      @@henrygreen2096 I'm not exactly knowledgeable about budgeting either, but I would think a cutscene is cheaper. It wouldn't necessarily need any more VO than a gameplay segment (potentially even less since you're not taking player interactions into account), plus it wouldn't need to be as thoroughly play tested. Maybe you also wouldn't even need to render/build the entire apartment because you can limit what the camera sees in a cutscene.

    • @sacwingedbatsatadbitsad4346
      @sacwingedbatsatadbitsad4346 Год назад +106

      @@RoaringTide Gameplay is far cheaper, you need custom mocap animations for cutscenes. You can get away with using preexisting anim for simple cutscenes like dialogue, but for action, brand new animations are a must for it not to look dogshit.

  • @timmyreobed5043
    @timmyreobed5043 Год назад +2840

    I just love how they added a scene of Frey returning someone's phone to try and establish a sort of "oh, she's rough around the edges, but ultimately does care about others" to her, but then the rest of the game until the very end has her be incredibly selfish

    • @marimorg7377
      @marimorg7377 Год назад +40

      I don't get what's wrong with her being selfish tho..... American New Yorker thrust into another unfamiliar universe filled with the bubonic plague that turns people and animals into living crystals..
      My complaint is that she is portrayed as selfish but walks effortlessly into the brinks of death. She didn't know she could kill Tantas but literally went up against them with very little knowledge of what they did. By herself...
      And that's the immersion breaking part for me. Doing everything by herself.

    • @megadong2398
      @megadong2398 Год назад +314

      @@marimorg7377 you being srs rn 😐

    • @oosmoom9142
      @oosmoom9142 Год назад +399

      ​@@megadong2398 tbf they did accurately portray a New Yorker as being an absolutely worthless human being

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 Год назад +76

      Yeah, a "diamond in the rough" she is not.

    • @PixelHeroViish
      @PixelHeroViish Год назад +135

      ​@@marimorg7377 There's nothing wrong with a selfish character, but when they never break away from that selfishness and just keep being rude to everyone it makes no sense, especially because literally seconds before the final boss does she suddenly apparently care about the people. Sure she threw herself into deadly situations constantly but it's exclusively so she can go back to her miserable life in New York, it just so happens to save everyone else in Athia too. She doesn't even really help anyone else out because she just so happens to see them in trouble or anything like that so that scene before she gets Isekai'd doesn't even serve its intended purpose well

  • @actua7
    @actua7 Год назад +1517

    Can't blame devs for bad writing, when you don't leave the house it's hard to imagine scenarios that involve social interaction

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 Год назад +245

      There's been plenty of introverted, loner writers that have a better grasp of reality than these folks

    • @calebm9000
      @calebm9000 Год назад +89

      Nah this is written by people who go outside too much and don’t know how annoying the overused meme dialogue is

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 Год назад +26

      The stench of normie cringe is pungent with these writers. I bet they think Pete Davidson is funny too.

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook Год назад

      ok, but what explains the english baddies saying "fan out" to the guards as "fahhhhh'n out"? English people say fan a lot like the american pronunciation lol - literally nobody says "fahhhn"

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 11 месяцев назад

      I've read a lot of fanfiction better written.@@cooliostarstache5474

  • @LinksQuestResearch
    @LinksQuestResearch Год назад +3845

    It’s too unbelievable, I don’t know any judge that would allow someone to wear a hat in the courtroom

    • @Dharengo
      @Dharengo Год назад +181

      It's funny because it's true.

    • @pumpkinwarrior7138
      @pumpkinwarrior7138 Год назад +82

      Most people haven’t been in a proper courtroom

    • @AsusanXT
      @AsusanXT Год назад +47

      Funny enough, my grade or school ended up getting banned from going to a court because we were misbehaving while a court was in session. We didn't learn about this until the end of the week. Just felt like I had to share my little story, lol

    • @dudebruh8534
      @dudebruh8534 Год назад +27

      @@AsusanXT What? Was it a field trip or something? Why would they take a bunch of kids to court?

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym Год назад +25

      @@dudebruh8534 to teach them how the system works with a probably bit more exciting practical example? Grade school seems way too young though.

  • @motnurky7055
    @motnurky7055 Год назад +2468

    7:19 They not only found her and set her house on fire over a car, they not only refused to take the money, but they also masterfully spray painted a stylized FOUND YOU on the window BACKWARDS so she could read it.

    • @HAL-9OOO
      @HAL-9OOO Год назад +243

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but realistically, wouldn't the spray painted text also have become unreadable due to the heat of the fire?

    • @hughiestanley516
      @hughiestanley516 Год назад +144

      @@HAL-9OOO ...no, it's fire resistant

    • @snailthelostcow63
      @snailthelostcow63 Год назад +90

      They're sending mixed signals here

    • @ChipsMcClive
      @ChipsMcClive Год назад +72

      Must be a statement of how messed up their society is. People with creativity and an attitude of “it’s about the work, not the money” can’t get jobs!

    • @Maggot-Milk
      @Maggot-Milk Год назад +117

      Advanced thuggery

  • @Misericorde451
    @Misericorde451 Год назад +3688

    6:19 Ok there is ABSOLUTELY no defence for that. Anyone with at least 2 braincells will pick up the bag that is right in front of them as they run out and look for the cat lmao wtf is this

    • @TwilightWolf032
      @TwilightWolf032 Год назад +583

      That right there is called "hack writing"
      It's when the characters take contrived actions that go against basic human and their own established motivations for no good reason other than to create conflict in a manner the author is not competent enough to properly create!
      What if she had hidden her stack of cash in a make shift safe and stored it away, and when she woke surrounded by the fire it was already too late to get it? Or hell, maybe when she woke up the bag itself was already in flames! Or, since the gang found her apartment, they must have broken in to see that it was her, indeed, and took the bag with them before they set the building on fire!
      Anything in that situation would have made much more sense than what the game went with, but since the writers probably wanted you to sympathize more with the protagonist by giving her the likable trait of taking care of animals before herself, this contrived execution paints her as extremely stupid instead!

    • @Rodrigones-ct3jy
      @Rodrigones-ct3jy Год назад +251

      @@TwilightWolf032 At least they could have made something so she will drop the bag or something, but they decided to make her have 0 common sense

    • @GamerConnoisseurRei
      @GamerConnoisseurRei Год назад +171

      @@TwilightWolf032 there's also that scene Frey doesn't give any food to her cat even though she has a bag full of money....... she's can't even spend a little bit for her cat

    • @EddiXP
      @EddiXP Год назад +39

      @@TwilightWolf032 well fucking said my man

    • @Jack_Ss
      @Jack_Ss Год назад +89

      All they had to do was make it so the bag was on the other side of the room about to burn but her cat was also in immediate danger and show her sacrifice the money for the cat. Not just be stupid and refuse to pick it up for no real reason

  • @kieranstevens5535
    @kieranstevens5535 Год назад +476

    The oneyplays Crew continuously predicting the cringe dialogue then getting pissed because they were able to do so is still the funniest shit 😂

    • @saint3106
      @saint3106 10 месяцев назад +40

      One of my all-time favorite RUclips watches. Insanely hilarious.

    • @undertonebg
      @undertonebg 8 месяцев назад +2

      Can you link me please

    • @MrMachinamaster
      @MrMachinamaster 8 месяцев назад

      @@undertonebg ruclips.net/p/PL6qLaZmDYJwsW8ZaKGtDOLud9McXD-VqQ&si=B8FBjpj7JJPGEI4o

    • @reviewtechUSSR1
      @reviewtechUSSR1 6 месяцев назад +16

      “I just love the Josh Whedo-fication of this writing lately!”

    • @emselurniak
      @emselurniak 4 месяца назад +2

      Definitely one of my favourite series of theirs. Hilarious all the way through.

  • @canale39youification
    @canale39youification Год назад +3910

    I love how Cr1tikal and Pyrocynical both guessed two major plot twists almost right at the beginning of the game.

    • @bingusshlingus1442
      @bingusshlingus1442 Год назад +307

      Honestly it's so obvious as can be lmao.

    • @danskyl7279
      @danskyl7279 Год назад +314

      Are u saying the Dragon was in fact Freya's parent? 🤣🐲

    • @Londoniusthe3rd
      @Londoniusthe3rd Год назад +552

      @@danskyl7279
      The dragon is revealed to be her mom near the end of the game.

    • @danskyl7279
      @danskyl7279 Год назад +47

      @@Londoniusthe3rd Wow. 👍

    • @b1nary_f1nary
      @b1nary_f1nary Год назад +60

      @@Londoniusthe3rd that is absolutely incredible haha

  • @efilwv1635
    @efilwv1635 Год назад +9888

    The cat was placed there in an attempt to conjure empathy for the protagonist 😂

    • @matthewedwards6454
      @matthewedwards6454 Год назад +335

      As someone who does not like cats. This is legit one reason I stopped my pre-order.

    • @r3dr4te963
      @r3dr4te963 Год назад +382

      I still feel this prologue is very disconnected with the main story

    • @liesdiebibelbruder420
      @liesdiebibelbruder420 Год назад +1

      Yes also the Phone Part. She Acts like a bitter Narcisst Ass all of the Game but she gives the Lost Phone back to the Lady and she Rescues the Cat instead of the Money so we need to have Sympathy for her.....well no we don't.
      Nobody likes her.

    • @TigerTT
      @TigerTT Год назад +72

      Funny enough though the cat is an important character in one of the endings lmao.

    • @aquarian3046
      @aquarian3046 Год назад +365

      @matthew edwards if a cat's presence in a video game warrants for you to cancel your order then you should do some soul searching.

  • @visarar1727
    @visarar1727 Год назад +3057

    "How many cliches can we pack into a game?"
    Developers: "Yes"

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Год назад +40

      They still can't dethrone the master of shitty tropes and clichés Square Enix's kingdom hearts. Where they retcon so hard because they written themselves into a corner while still throwing out more bad cliches like: Time traveling clones, clones, people turning into other people appearance wise , bad guy that is an awful bad guy and gets overtaken by the real bad guy. Hand Wavy explanations because they could not be bothered to think it through, inconsistent self made "lore" How the world works. Power of "belief" fixing things. Conflict through blatant miscommunication that could be cleared up in a second. And so much more.

    • @Bleg94
      @Bleg94 Год назад +38

      @@theblackbaron4119 to be fair Kingdom Hearts is almost like the origin of those cliche tropes

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Год назад +11

      @@Bleg94 Eh no, those tropes were well established way before, to a point where people would stop using them because it is awful writing.

    • @jorgemurilo6456
      @jorgemurilo6456 Год назад +3

      Clichés dont are bad for itself

    • @nobodyinportant9298
      @nobodyinportant9298 Год назад

      This is all true though counter argument, this is all from one character that they blew out of proportion. I don't have a problem with anything else story wise other than the everything from 3D onwards.

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 11 месяцев назад +71

    Watching the Oney Plays crew continuously predict the shitty dialogue literally seconds before it happens was honestly the only way it became bearable

  • @VTown1989
    @VTown1989 Год назад +7157

    You gotta give them credit... They managed to somehow mix that Western "twitter" cringe dialogue with cheesy Japanese goofiness to create something truly mediocre.

    • @bricaaron3978
      @bricaaron3978 Год назад +857

      *"...to create something truly mediocre."*
      You are awfully generous, sir...

    • @kusog3
      @kusog3 Год назад +175

      @@bricaaron3978 As much as I hate the writing and the character, I have to admit that for the first few hours, gameplay was fun until it became a chore.

    • @titlasagna2172
      @titlasagna2172 Год назад

      ​@@kusog3 you must have only played the shittiest games ever

    • @swordofkhaine8464
      @swordofkhaine8464 Год назад +45

      @@kusog3 eh? Everybody who played that game said it's the first few hours that's a chore because you have sh1t spells.

    • @VzoZel
      @VzoZel Год назад +90

      Kinda funny bc many of those wester "twitter" people that created the game for didn't even bought it bc mostly of them.... are literally 12 years old kids.

  • @jarlmabe681
    @jarlmabe681 Год назад +8561

    This is why Link is the best protagonist. He keeps his mouth shut and does his job.

    • @calebclunie4001
      @calebclunie4001 Год назад +1

      Well, Excuuuuuuuse Me, Princess!
      Here's the LINK.
      ruclips.net/video/qzfXxkHrIBM/видео.html

    • @rebb9890
      @rebb9890 Год назад +512

      *cough* *cough* Gordon Freeman

    • @R1R1R2
      @R1R1R2 Год назад +686

      Chosen Undead: ‘I just killed a hecking zombie…with a sword! A hecking sword! I did that! I do that now, I kill hecking zombies. That’s me. Heck yeah.’

    • @lamry24
      @lamry24 Год назад +199

      @@R1R1R2 lol i would love to see an animation of the chosen undead do her cringy dialogue

    • @R1R1R2
      @R1R1R2 Год назад +59

      @@lamry24 go ask that Russian badger guy, sounds right up his alley.

  • @darthsacul3940
    @darthsacul3940 Год назад +3347

    I lost it when moistcriticle predicted that the Dragon was one of her parents and the words "He was right" pop up on the screen.

    • @dontworryaboutit5490
      @dontworryaboutit5490 Год назад +110

      I found it, right around that point

    • @xelldincht4251
      @xelldincht4251 Год назад +93

      How did he manage to predict this? This plot twist sounds so ridiculous

    • @juchs
      @juchs Год назад +467

      @@xelldincht4251 when you play shitty games for a living, the writing gets predictable

    • @watchtime5214
      @watchtime5214 Год назад +80

      ​​@@xelldincht4251 People being turned into an animal/object isn't all that uncommon tho? Especially in fantasy stories.

    • @xelldincht4251
      @xelldincht4251 Год назад +21

      @@watchtime5214
      yes but this seems like out of nowhere

  • @the36lessons11
    @the36lessons11 Год назад +329

    Did a psychopath write this dialogue? It feels like an attempt to create emotional connection with characters while having no actual understanding or experience of it. Like a "this is what humans do" scenario, but the entire time widely missing the mark.

    • @etienne8110
      @etienne8110 8 месяцев назад +19

      Reptilians confirmed.
      They are among the writers 😅

    • @seen69
      @seen69 8 месяцев назад +13

      ChatGPT

    • @yesiam7481
      @yesiam7481 7 месяцев назад +15

      Millennial brainrot

    • @MikeRetroModz
      @MikeRetroModz 5 месяцев назад +6

      when the NPC talks to her and she goes "boring story, I'm over it" like... WHO WROTE THIS, IT'S SO BAD IT'S ALMOST A JOKE

    • @kazuchad2948
      @kazuchad2948 5 месяцев назад +1

      yeah totally possible

  • @SmokeyBCN
    @SmokeyBCN Год назад +3211

    15:57 "shit of course it's locked"
    "it's prison..." 🤣

    • @NightSide22
      @NightSide22 Год назад +160

      Ikr like it's so cring that is why they put you and lock you lol who developed this game

    • @blessanabey8386
      @blessanabey8386 Год назад +60

      Oj the goat

    • @chaddixon9764
      @chaddixon9764 Год назад +39

      I don't think you understand, I was in tears... I could not stop laughing 🤣🤣

    • @NightSide22
      @NightSide22 Год назад +8

      @@chaddixon9764 lmao 🤣🤣🤣 same here

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Год назад +13

      When I initially read this I thought the bracelet would say it, and it's atleast a bit of funny comedy ingame.
      Should have known better...

  • @akirawiskizofrene
    @akirawiskizofrene Год назад +4395

    Masterclass in writing an absolute awful main character, nice

    • @elizabethchint2391
      @elizabethchint2391 Год назад +11

      Let's see your character.

    • @akirawiskizofrene
      @akirawiskizofrene Год назад +1004

      @@elizabethchint2391 Great point for you to bring. I guess you can't think a meal tastes good or bad in a restaurant because you didn't cook it yourself either, good for you.

    • @unacceptablefringe7508
      @unacceptablefringe7508 Год назад

      Typical woke garbage

    • @NeroSpirito444
      @NeroSpirito444 Год назад +778

      @Elizabeth Chint "this new car I bought has bad brakes and no engine but I guess I shouldn't complain because I don't know how to make cars"

    • @rocket_smash1681
      @rocket_smash1681 Год назад +320

      ​@@elizabethchint2391 you are exactly the type of person to tell a victim to be happy with the abuse and encourage them to stay with their abuser for the rest of their life.
      Stay clear of these people folks.

  • @tarael86
    @tarael86 Год назад +8125

    There's an epidemy of bad writers who think "strong and independent" means "rude and obnoxious".
    EDIT: I am appalled by the amount of people that do not know that "epidemy" and "epidemic" are synonyms. English isn't my first language and even I know that. But I am even more appalled by the fact that some of these people think it's perfectly valid to be rude towards people who say "epidemy".
    You obviously have internet access and free time, use them both to look at a fucking online dictionary.

    • @Z7Games
      @Z7Games Год назад +603

      ​@Thawne
      Because novice writers don't understand that the reason why your typical hero gets to do badass things and throw catchphrases it's because said character is usually developed, shown in other lights and made to go through struggles.
      Skipping (or rushing) said development, context and struggles just leaves you a character that acts "badass" but has not earned it. A unlikeable thug.

    • @MLKshit
      @MLKshit Год назад +2

      They inject their own personality in these characters, not knowing they themselves are toxic assholes.

    • @ihavenoidea4727
      @ihavenoidea4727 Год назад +255

      There is also an pandemic of presumably good people who think "strong and independent" means they themselves need to act "rude and obnoxious."
      I meet a person like this on campus every day multiple times.

    • @bricaaron3978
      @bricaaron3978 Год назад +206

      *"There's an epidemy of bad writers who think "strong and independent" means "rude and obnoxious"."*
      It actually _does,_ though. Any woman who "don't need no man" is almost certainly going to be.... difficult to deal with.

    • @lampad4549
      @lampad4549 Год назад +5

      ​@@Z7Games how is that not applicable to forspoken? She does go through struggles and development.

  • @j-dawg4774
    @j-dawg4774 Год назад +34

    How is "I'm a smart girl with a bright future" even something to throw back in somebody's face? That sounded so off she almost sounded hopeful than sarcastic.

  • @crungushakooter
    @crungushakooter Год назад +2142

    it must be so tough to write a believable, consistent character who operates according to their values and reacts fittingly to the events happening around them. we only have what, centuries of literature where this was done well?

    • @bungiecrimes7247
      @bungiecrimes7247 Год назад +16

      Monologue of every small event was never good. Sorry but don't what you were drinking?

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 Год назад +88

      Sad thing is they had Amy Henning on staff and I KNOW she can write. Legacy of Kain got downright Shakespearian with its dialogue.

    • @R1ck_Ryder
      @R1ck_Ryder Год назад

      Liberals are too busy destroying literature and history to learn from it 😊

    • @christopherboye5498
      @christopherboye5498 Год назад

      @@kyriss12 Isn't that the Uncharted 2 and TloU writer? Was she on crack?

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 Год назад +57

      Not just centuries, literally millenia

  • @thewhitemask
    @thewhitemask Год назад +1533

    "I don't get this trend with making the main character so unlikable" oof, that resonates so strongly, yes.

    • @dimwarlock
      @dimwarlock 6 месяцев назад +63

      It's not a "trend", it is normally self insert writing that was reserved to fanfiction and the worst indie fiction, but with modern resourses is easeier to make a novel, a videogame or even an animation series with poor character understanding.
      There's as much effort to this than the memes of "I'm not your princess, I'm a witch" and the like.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@dimwarlock It started with Twilight.

    • @callmesnowboo
      @callmesnowboo 4 месяца назад +2

      I'm honestly curious. Which other games had unikable protags? I can't think of any.

    • @Dize6969
      @Dize6969 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@callmesnowbooTales of abyss (luke), the world end with you (neku), hack gu (haseo). But the unlikeable trait was part of character growth rather than the entire game

    • @ZyklonBeast12
      @ZyklonBeast12 3 месяца назад +4

      Written by women

  • @binterwinterboyii1095
    @binterwinterboyii1095 Год назад +1275

    >Is homeless
    >Has an apartment where she is the only human occupant
    >Has a magic cuff that can kill large animals and severely wound a dragon
    >Lets herself get handcuffed and arrested
    >Can run up walls
    >Chooses to not run up the wall of her cell and blast out the window

    • @jador9641
      @jador9641 Год назад +99

      As someone which finds this game as a disastrous train wreck, featuring the most embarrasing writing ever seen in videogames history, i have to defend the choice to not escape from prison through the window because it was too small for her body to pass lol

    • @Mermete8
      @Mermete8 Год назад +226

      >so broke that she can't buy better cat food
      >has a big bag of money

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow Год назад +1

      @@Mermete8
      >cat learns to talk.
      >"Bitch you got a bag full of cash and you cant splurge for some mother fucking fancy feast?!"

    • @aziremperorofthesands6369
      @aziremperorofthesands6369 Год назад +47

      @@jador9641 than blast the wall XD
      this chick was able to send a giant undead bear flying like a cartoon character. No reason for her not to be able to blast a whole through the simplest of stone walls.

    • @cameronwiley9412
      @cameronwiley9412 Год назад +43

      @@Mermete8 > chooses to let it burn.

  • @Double-R-Nothing
    @Double-R-Nothing Год назад +145

    1:35 "You have 2 previous felonies. With this one, your grand total will be 3"
    Hold on, I gotta check her math on that one...

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 8 месяцев назад +8

      Depending on the State, she will be getting some mandatory sentences right?

  • @mat_max
    @mat_max Год назад +321

    She just went and said all the "mcu cringe dialogue" memes one after the other in a single scene

    • @YAH2121
      @YAH2121 Год назад +26

      Joss whedon destroyed an entire generation of writers

    • @AB-sw4kb
      @AB-sw4kb 10 дней назад

      The MCU and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne Год назад +1788

    The transitions between streamers is so seamless.

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 Год назад +54

      Right? I love the editing here

    • @joaopedroformozo6555
      @joaopedroformozo6555 Год назад +100

      Unfortunately, the same cant be said about the transition between cutscenes and gameplay in the game lol

    • @memberofchat2825
      @memberofchat2825 Год назад

      it really isnt

    • @jasonrustmann7535
      @jasonrustmann7535 Год назад +15

      A couple times i forgot they were all seperate recordings and not all playing/watching together lol

    • @ILoveEvadingTax
      @ILoveEvadingTax Год назад

      @@memberofchat2825 yeah thats it start shit for no reason brother get his ass cmon

  • @williampan29
    @williampan29 Год назад +748

    The money bag incident plotpoint could've been easily fixed by having it caught on fire when she woke up and saw it.
    Or locked away in a safe, but the fire made the metal safe too hot to touch.
    Why didn't they think of it?

    • @jayymorris5285
      @jayymorris5285 Год назад +188

      They wanted her to CHOOSE the cat over the money, but the writers literally put the bag of money right next to her while the cat was somewhere deep in the house

    • @Remi617
      @Remi617 Год назад +129

      The devs could have also had the thugs who started the fire steal the money as well.

    • @candycane1744
      @candycane1744 Год назад +14

      Bc they have to think

    • @petergriffin-tu6ug
      @petergriffin-tu6ug Год назад +23

      LIKE FUCK they act like the beggining isnt the most important
      its like if httyd hiccup just trains toothless in the begginning

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 Год назад +22

      Because they have to beat you over the head with how "virtuous" the main character is that she chose the cat over the money...except when this is usually done the main character isn't in a position where they could easily save both.

  • @gaminggladiator06
    @gaminggladiator06 Год назад +161

    This game is actually very inspirational.
    I played just an hour and soon after developed a newfound respect for indie games. Truly incredible!

  • @GamerConnoisseurRei
    @GamerConnoisseurRei Год назад +733

    "I don't like helping people" Charlie don't know how right he was lol that's literally her whole character during in Atheia

    • @chrisnichols9014
      @chrisnichols9014 Год назад +16

      She's no hero, then. Heroes actually care about people. lmfao

    • @GamerConnoisseurRei
      @GamerConnoisseurRei Год назад +73

      @@chrisnichols9014 she's definitely not a Hero nor an Anti Hero, she just tether between those two side up until at the very end of story and suddenly flip like switch to "I'm going to protect Atheia now"

    • @flying-magpie
      @flying-magpie Год назад +44

      @@GamerConnoisseurRei And only because she then learns she has a connection to it. Not because she had a change of heart

    • @LhLeo
      @LhLeo Год назад +12

      @@flying-magpie and that’s already near the end of the game, brilliant writing

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion Год назад +10

      Zero from _Drakengard 3_ was more of a hero than Frey is. Jack Garland is more of a hero. I'll even argue a case for Kane & Lynch themselves, and they're actual criminals.

  • @crby101
    @crby101 Год назад +3334

    >ignores bag of money to save cat
    >gives cat away cuz she has no money
    >"now what am I gonna do"
    genius plot progression

    • @Mermete8
      @Mermete8 Год назад +282

      > finds herself in a much better situation. Don't like it

    • @Rengy99
      @Rengy99 Год назад +384

      > Teleports in a Realm where she can be a Unkillable God.
      >Earning fame and fortune for just dancing around spilling bright lights into monsters
      > She wants to return to the city where she's homeless, targeted by a gang who tried to murdered her, huge felony/criminal records on her back and 120 hrs of community services

    • @cameleopard42
      @cameleopard42 Год назад +148

      @@pmbbmp If only she had something she could have exchanged for a new home...

    • @StankFrengus
      @StankFrengus Год назад +77

      @@pmbbmp bro its her fault she doesn't have any money. And its her fault she got attacked. Its her fault she gave away the cat too. If she was supporting him before why not now?

    • @ryanplzz
      @ryanplzz Год назад +6

      @@pmbbmp cus cants can't live outdoors right

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 Год назад +1697

    You would think that a character that has a criminal background would try to approach a fantasy world how a criminal would do it. That would make the writing interesting, make her cut deals with the witches in exchange for more magic, let her side with the supposed heroes of this fantasy and plan to backstab them later. But instead they go the route of making her the hero in the end.....

    • @tremor230
      @tremor230 Год назад +279

      Or even just play fir both Teams until she is sure which one will bring her more benefits
      Ergo, the player choosing "Hero Ending" or "Villain Ending"

    • @yorkljorgan987
      @yorkljorgan987 Год назад +274

      That's my beef too with her character. Bad person doesn't equal a bad character. But, they didn't do much with the idea that she makes a living as a theif and instead tried to make her "a theif, but not really". They didn't make her being a criminal as part of her character, but just as a plot point that stops being relevant once the fantasy stuff starts.

    • @TheTomoyaNagase
      @TheTomoyaNagase Год назад +174

      You know it would actually be kind of hilarious if she tried allying with the bad guys but with that typical "twist" of "the bad are the good and the good people are really the bad people" making the protag an accidental hero.

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 Год назад +75

      @@TheTomoyaNagase The game would be insanely entertaining if it went that route.

    • @vladthedragon8250
      @vladthedragon8250 Год назад +2

      It'd be sooo much better if she was like this. She'd actually be more sympathetic. Rough life sharp wits taking 21st century street smarts into a medieval setting. But oh God would the indoor cats screech about a person of color acting in any way outside of their ESG prescribed box.

  • @trevertravis8963
    @trevertravis8963 Год назад +30

    Why not have the cat be in a more urgent scenario in the fire? Like, on a shelf that's about to be engulfed in flames, and have the money be in another room. That would at least make a little sense why there wouldn't be time to get both. Not have the bag of cash be directly at her feet when she wakes up!

  • @BlackieRanga
    @BlackieRanga Год назад +1558

    Never understood the whole "I got to get back home!" Narrative people have when in this case her life is pretty rock bottom. Having magic powers, a new identity and a whole new world to explore isn't enough. Would be good to see a story where a character has a pretty good life in their own reality and has to struggle choosing between the two.

    • @daefaron
      @daefaron Год назад +356

      And she openly gives up her cat, so it's not like she's going back for her cat because no home, no money, no resources left to her.
      Hell, the intro looks like she has a plan to try to get out of the city and far away to escape her life as it is now, yet her first reaction is "I gotta get back to the city where gangsters are trying to murder me!"

    • @BlackieRanga
      @BlackieRanga Год назад +116

      @@daefaron Exactly.
      I admit I say all this with only this video for context but I mean, "starting again" with powers that can fight a dragon are not the worst thing that could happen to a pocket sand thief with potential.

    • @hppvitor
      @hppvitor Год назад +74

      If you think the "went to another dimension/time period, found friends/love/a purpose, then struggled to go back but ultimately had to" trope is something that hasn't been done to death and "would be good to see", then you probably don't consume a lot of fiction.

    • @BlackieRanga
      @BlackieRanga Год назад +13

      @@hppvitor you got me.

    • @simpleplanfan011
      @simpleplanfan011 Год назад +5

      @@BlackieRanga I have played the whole game and there is more to the story than this video… just saying. Don’t judge if you don’t know.

  • @alexandergannon7058
    @alexandergannon7058 Год назад +675

    Everyone being so confused about not being able to grab the cash had me dying laughing

  • @CorruptShark
    @CorruptShark Год назад +1465

    The funniest bit is when she uncovers the window and it says "found you" it's not backwards to the player, meaning that the thugs intentionally wrptr backwards on the window so she could read it in the off chance she went for that specific window

    • @johnybloom5575
      @johnybloom5575 Год назад +2

      Lol epic comment. Im sure hardly anybody thought of that. I sure diddnt lol.
      Shitty game

    • @CorruptShark
      @CorruptShark Год назад +139

      @@johnybloom5575 it took me a second too cuz I saw it, read it and was like... wait... that window was boarded up, they just wrote backwards flawlessly somehow 😂

    • @samuszero100
      @samuszero100 Год назад +17

      Wait, no that doesn't make sense. If they wrote on the board normally, when they turn it to face the window, from Fray's perspective it would also read normally.

    • @CorruptShark
      @CorruptShark Год назад +141

      @@samuszero100 it wasn't written on the board it was written on the window itself

    • @ameritoast5174
      @ameritoast5174 Год назад +176

      I liked how they found her and instead of you know killing/hurting her right there. They decided to leave the money, drip gasoline or whatever all over the apartment and write a easy to read sign for her. Its almost like they are the dumbest criminals around.

  • @cosmicspacething3474
    @cosmicspacething3474 Год назад +45

    15:26 I like how he waited for the screen to black out before continuing lmao

  • @ParadoX-os
    @ParadoX-os Год назад +1430

    No one talking about how Charlie predicted the "plot twist" 🤣🤣

    • @haqeeqee
      @haqeeqee Год назад +84

      Was he actually right?

    • @ParadoX-os
      @ParadoX-os Год назад +210

      @@haqeeqee Yeah, if you saw the editor also wrote it for a second. You probably missed it.

    • @haqeeqee
      @haqeeqee Год назад +97

      @@ParadoX-os oh yeah I see it now. I must have blinked and missed it the first time.

    • @ZionistGundam
      @ZionistGundam Год назад +142

      Oh the dragon is the mom what a surprise ~ when he guessed that i was thinking that too

    • @ParadoX-os
      @ParadoX-os Год назад +17

      @@ZionistGundam I am more surprised that people didn't see it coming.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Год назад +394

    "Where'd she get this fist full of dirt?"
    You all have clearly never heard of POCKET SAND.

    • @SuperSolshy
      @SuperSolshy Год назад +24

      I was an angel investor in that.

    • @pold111
      @pold111 Год назад

      just like sekiro batchest

    • @psbox362
      @psbox362 Год назад +9

      Followed up by a clever use of SQUIRREL TACTICS!!!

    • @ahmataevo
      @ahmataevo Год назад +1

      It's not sand, it's cocaine!!!

    • @angel666oflight
      @angel666oflight Год назад

      Ahh yes a game full of so many gimmicks and skill and still pocket sand can be a life saviour

  • @mattroxursoul
    @mattroxursoul Год назад +635

    So my dreams of writing are not gone. I just need to talk to Square Enix

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Год назад +116

      Nah, you probably wont get through Quality Assurance.
      Too good for product.

    • @LemmePost
      @LemmePost Год назад +18

      Or HBO, or Disney

    • @mattgrasser8898
      @mattgrasser8898 Год назад

      Publishers are not the writers

    • @nocommentarygaming3335
      @nocommentarygaming3335 Год назад +19

      @@grimjoker5572 in this day and age, where men can identify as a woman or a furry, people should be able to identify as any race they want.
      Me personally? I identify as an orcidh half-elf merchant.

    • @robertmclease
      @robertmclease Год назад +18

      @@nocommentarygaming3335 I identify as Sauron and I accuse you of being racist to evil people

  • @STAIND12300
    @STAIND12300 Год назад +44

    I feel like I'm owed an apology for a game I've never played

    • @shrumgus5608
      @shrumgus5608 Год назад

      It’s really not that bad😂

    • @leboi1155
      @leboi1155 Год назад +7

      ​@@shrumgus5608no it really is bad

    • @shrumgus5608
      @shrumgus5608 Год назад

      @@leboi1155 Watched my GF’s playthrough of it for around 20-ish hours and I played a few sections. The beginning section’s writing is dumb but it’s just to get the ball rolling into the game’s actual fantasy world. This hate is the result of “anti-wokeism” and targeted hate. The game is generic at worst but has solid gameplay and graphics. Story is ehh but the enemy designs are neat and upgrade trees are fun to try out.

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@shrumgus5608the hate is a result of a bad game

  • @dragon_turtle
    @dragon_turtle Год назад +359

    All I know is that if I were an orphan from birth, lived a shitty life and then was suddenly whisked away to a fantasy realm and given a second chance at living a somewhat good life, I'd probably not act like a petulant child to every person I met ...

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 Год назад

      Wait, you mean to tell me you wouldn't just call everyone who dared to say hello an asshole. YOu a re a strange man.

    • @ookam9685
      @ookam9685 Год назад +3

      There is no internet in that world so nope

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Год назад

      Except she is a petulant child.

    • @joshuaanderson1712
      @joshuaanderson1712 Год назад +2

      @@ookam9685 Counterpoint: Stacking all the gold with magic powers.

    • @ookam9685
      @ookam9685 Год назад

      @@joshuaanderson1712 that sounds nice but still I cant go back to the days before the internet lmao

  • @jinglesbejankin7322
    @jinglesbejankin7322 Год назад +1123

    Judge: *lets a repeat offender of often violent and felonious crimes off with community service after being talked back to in court, during a trial that took place without a single public witness let alone a jury.*
    Also Judge: *Meets with the repeat offender outside of court and even accepts a gift from her.*
    If this level of emotional investment and poor decision making isn't grounds for a mistrial and a serious investigation...

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Год назад +106

      It's a good thing her public defender chose to have her tried in a super lefty district.

    • @DsiakMondala
      @DsiakMondala Год назад +85

      True to new york, bth.

    • @jinglesbejankin7322
      @jinglesbejankin7322 Год назад +9

      @@DsiakMondala What makes you think I want a brony's opinion?

    • @SoupOrNothing
      @SoupOrNothing Год назад

      It's a fucking game

    • @jinglesbejankin7322
      @jinglesbejankin7322 Год назад

      @@SoupOrNothing It's a fucking comment

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos Год назад +985

    Golly, that dialogue really made me feel spoken for

  • @makotonarukami7468
    @makotonarukami7468 2 месяца назад +10

    8:49 The most light he's got for weeks. 😂

  • @JayCeeCreates
    @JayCeeCreates Год назад +1519

    the moment immersion fell down to 0 is when you are FORCED to pick the cat. the game FORCES you to be dumb. truly the writing ever made.

    • @misantrope6267
      @misantrope6267 Год назад +40

      Gotta have food

    • @MrJambola123
      @MrJambola123 Год назад +89

      yeah, all it would take is to put the money somewhere else and it would be fine
      like under some rubble, already on fire, anything

    • @KABLAMMATS
      @KABLAMMATS Год назад +11

      ​@@misantrope6267when you are 0,001% Asian

    • @snakeoo7ca
      @snakeoo7ca Год назад +36

      Forces you to be a woman, now you know what its like to be mindless 😂

    • @starkraven7308
      @starkraven7308 Год назад +2

      Reminds me of the forced storyline in Red Dead 2. Utterly ridiculous.

  • @Mariodash23
    @Mariodash23 Год назад +739

    If she just picked up the bag, and she got mugged by those same thugs that assaulted her in the alley, that would at least be more believable and sympathetic than just leaving the bag of money behind to save a cat.

    • @SM-cv8sv
      @SM-cv8sv Год назад +34

      But that would make your progtag/insert look week and in need of growth, and we can't have that.

    • @anti-ethniccleansing465
      @anti-ethniccleansing465 Год назад +7

      @@SM-cv8sv
      We can’t have a *colored woman protag look weak. Fixed it.

    • @Null_Experis
      @Null_Experis Год назад

      @@SM-cv8sv Easy solution: Her muggers are trans-disabled women of color, and therefor are higher on the food chain. They naturally dominate this cis straight black woman as apex predators of the current social landscape.

    • @ectrogaming4200
      @ectrogaming4200 Год назад +1

      @@anti-ethniccleansing465 We Can’t have a. Fixed it.

    • @vissermatt1058
      @vissermatt1058 Год назад +8

      they burn her entire apartment, but dont break in a rob her or anything?
      i know drive by shootings exist, ive never heard of drive by burn entire apartment

  • @LilyBannel
    @LilyBannel Год назад +2236

    Love the comedic timing at 15:26-15:38. But yeah I can see how the beginning would tick off people. The money bag moment is so lame. It was right there. Just put it in another room or have the bad guys take it so it didn't make Frey look stupid to the players. Everyone thought about the bag first.

    • @octopus8659
      @octopus8659 Год назад +193

      Lmao she had it with him
      He actually paused for a sec 🤣

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 Год назад +302

      i think it's supposed to suggest that Frey is " a good person " as she values her cat's life over her own ( money ) - but the writers did it in the DUMBEST, most moronic way possible...

    • @slipknota7xeg
      @slipknota7xeg Год назад +106

      All she had to do was pick it up and sling it over her shoulder. Then look for the cat.

    • @SamuelCatsy
      @SamuelCatsy Год назад +89

      @@fumomofumosarum5893 Yeah it reminds me of that line in Saint's Row 2022 where Kev says "Plus he kicks dogs so F that guy" about the guy they're about to rob. It's just so out of place and pointless. Trying to make the player like the characters, or at lease excuse their actions, using animals. Another example, the dog in TLOU2. Makes Ellie look bad, makes Abby look good, all so Neil Druckmann can have his fantasy of rawdogging a slab of meat with a ponytail.

    • @mhead1117
      @mhead1117 Год назад +7

      Don't do that.
      Alot of people have taken issue with more than just the beginning.

  • @bunnys9704
    @bunnys9704 Год назад +9

    When Frey tries to open the cell door and is surprised that its locked and that one guy quietly goes "...its a prison"

  • @dr.loomis4221
    @dr.loomis4221 Год назад +2046

    There are few things I hate more than forced profanity in videogames

    • @TheNightofWalpurgis666
      @TheNightofWalpurgis666 Год назад +134

      That dmc reboot comes to mind..

    • @TheBassicBassist
      @TheBassicBassist Год назад +16

      Ever seen the ending of resident evil revelations 2?

    • @Papa_Straight
      @Papa_Straight Год назад +93

      @@TheNightofWalpurgis666 it was pretty good if you don't know shit about devil may cry

    • @projectx7453
      @projectx7453 Год назад +50

      It’s really unnecessary

    • @ElevenDollarCheese
      @ElevenDollarCheese Год назад +159

      Last of us 2 is the patron saint of extraneous f-bombs. And a lot of other checked boxes.

  • @RedPowerButton
    @RedPowerButton Год назад +667

    17:58 Asmongold was right on the money. It feels like every piece of dialogue is the "be a dick" option you give to the npc you dislike

    • @EbonMaster
      @EbonMaster Год назад +35

      @mike carson The dialogue is pretty bad (though once you get past it the mid-late game gameplay is apparently alright or even pretty good) and idk what this rewriting of history is about but we literally JUST had two other major games get similarly shit on for cringy and/or annoying dialogue.

    • @virtualmartini
      @virtualmartini Год назад

      Which is how girls like that act in reality.

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados Год назад +62

      @mike carson It's enhanced because Frey is constantly so annoying. Like, she doesn't stop saying how much she hates Cuffs presence despite him giving her every single good idea she had.

    • @jiibles
      @jiibles Год назад +6

      @mike carson Legit. This video thinks it’s limited receipts are gospel. Wow a couple of degenerate streamers don’t like the girl that sounds like most other marvel characters (looking at you spidey). Ground breaking stuff.
      Also, Angry Joe is a clown 😂 The majority of these streamers got big off a gimmick of ‘acting hard and cranky’ before saturation in the industry. Now fans are trying to hold onto their credibility like smoke in the wind. Chill boys, if you don’t like the script let the Japanese know next time by raising the bar of popular source material in the west that this was so heavily influenced by.
      It’s beyond me what people choose to love and destroy on the internet. This game is not a masterpiece but dear god it’s definitely not the doomed trash that many swear it to be.

    • @jiibles
      @jiibles Год назад

      @@Mediados The descriptive word you’re looking for is ‘banter’ my guy. Don’t blame script for that going over your head.

  • @user-sq7ms6hi9f
    @user-sq7ms6hi9f Год назад +176

    That truck almost hit her supposed to be her ticket to isekai

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 Год назад +29

      missed opportunity, one of many...

    • @chiefcoiler
      @chiefcoiler Год назад

      I thought she was gonna jump off the bridge.

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow Год назад +27

      Truck-kun is like "I got better shit to do"

    • @newguy335
      @newguy335 Год назад +15

      @@Shiirow You know it's serious when not even Truck-kun wants your death on his list.

    • @animatrix1490
      @animatrix1490 Год назад +5

      I actually think that might have been an intended joke? Hard to tell with this game

  • @thelegacyofgaming2928
    @thelegacyofgaming2928 Год назад +17

    The best part is that she's supposedly struggling with money, but made the very smart decision to get a cat...

  • @dt9827
    @dt9827 Год назад +295

    The best part of this is how avoidable the bad writing is. It is so easy to establish a thief character with no intentions of improving, tragic beginnings included that they shrug off. Perhaps they steal the bracelet from the actual chosen one, and get taken to this world in their place without the other world realizing something is wrong. They have this lore in the other world, a destiny set in place, and they still don't realize their hero never arrived to begin with. That has some real depth to it, but instead we get this stupid ass dialogue and a main character who's stupid for the plot, not because of her character traits.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 Год назад +46

      Ooh, I love the idea of a petty thief stealing the destiny from a cliche "Chosen One"! It would be such a great subversion of the usual Joseph Campbell model. Literally not the hero the other world deserves, but the only one they got. Such a shame we didn't get that. Such wasted potential.

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 Год назад

      @@cartooncritique6625🤓

    • @Stop_Gooning
      @Stop_Gooning Год назад +3

      @@cartooncritique6625 I'm almost positive I've seen that plot used somewhere before.

    • @dAiMYoBeAr
      @dAiMYoBeAr Год назад +10

      @@Stop_Gooning Spy kids 3 =D

    • @spregged7231
      @spregged7231 Год назад

      What’s to say that isn’t the plot already? She kinda strikes me as a shitty person.

  • @adong1
    @adong1 Год назад +327

    “Rooting for the fire” 💀

  • @samuraizerro
    @samuraizerro Год назад +1042

    After she picked up and returned the stranger's phone, I thought to myself, "Oh she's SOO nice isn't she? What's next, she gonna save a cat from a burning building too?"
    Imagine my surprise 5 minutes later.

    • @petergriffin-tu6ug
      @petergriffin-tu6ug Год назад +54

      was it "OH COME ON"

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados Год назад +84

      The funny thing is that these were their only attemps at making Frey seem like a nice person. Aside from that she is an ass to everyone and keeps saying how much she despises her saviors presence.

    • @sbsftw4232
      @sbsftw4232 Год назад +53

      She wouldn't have saved it if it wasn't her cat. She would have called the cat an asshole while throwing a suitcase of cash into the inferno.

    • @jiibles
      @jiibles Год назад +1

      Cool

    • @top_deckz
      @top_deckz Год назад

      Ofc you thought that ...

  • @danielsurvivor1372
    @danielsurvivor1372 Год назад +15

    15:35 I like how Asmongold stopped when she said it to him, but then he continues to say what he wanted to say

  • @arvinrunstein5707
    @arvinrunstein5707 Год назад +159

    What the hell is wrong with these writers? It isn't hard. Have her wake up with the apartment and bag already on fire. Why write it in a way that makes no sense is seriously frustrating?

    • @ChipsMcClive
      @ChipsMcClive Год назад +35

      Yeah, and the bag was open. The bad guys didn’t take it despite coming in and lining the borders of the place with gasoline like they were spraying for roaches.

  • @SarudeDanstorm
    @SarudeDanstorm Год назад +266

    Great editing between all the streamers. Combining multiple POVs when they weren't speaking over each other is pretty cool

  • @blackwolf671
    @blackwolf671 Год назад +184

    'there are all the red dialogue options' is probably the most spot on commentary in this entire video.
    also, they set themselves up perfectly for a 'nice to meet you, Frey Daughter of Hoo'theaph'nose'. and they chose to be abrasive instead of funny. Kinda reminds me of how they wrote female leads back in old 90's films.

  • @user-x7dc2pq7n
    @user-x7dc2pq7n Год назад +10

    This feels like the perfect set up for a character who has to drastically change from the start to the finish. It’s obvious that her angry and cold nature are negatives so they could have made them actual faults she has to fix

  • @IbramGaunt
    @IbramGaunt Год назад +863

    I think it’s disturbing that some people out there don’t see the cringe in this game

    • @minbari73
      @minbari73 Год назад +15

      Played it to completion and the only complaint i had was the way the campaign progressed. The dialogue in context is fine. Jumping on the hate bandwagon is all this is.

    • @mankulon790
      @mankulon790 Год назад +290

      @@minbari73 it's the most embarrassing thing ever, it's hard not to hate something so hateable

    • @minbari73
      @minbari73 Год назад

      @@mankulon790 nah, it isn't the most embarrassing thing ever. People like you are.

    • @zappy9880
      @zappy9880 Год назад +204

      @@minbari73 bet you like she-hulk and eternals as well

    • @minbari73
      @minbari73 Год назад +8

      @@zappy9880 She-Hulk was terrible, Eternals I didn't hate outright, there were good things about it, the M-she-U essentially ignoring the earth shattering celestial as if it was nothing afterwards is just stupid. As for Forspoken, did you play the game to completion?

  • @guardiantko3220
    @guardiantko3220 Год назад +85

    "That's not the sound those shoes make" bruh honestly, sound design is incredibly important. Every game I consider my favorite has immaculate sound design.

    • @Mermete8
      @Mermete8 Год назад +4

      She's a sneaker conisseur. That's a very special Nike Clickity ClackTM

  • @koidayo
    @koidayo Год назад +817

    This is why Square should let the writing to their Japanese team and not the newer western division.

    • @vividao4123
      @vividao4123 Год назад +105

      That would just be another style of cringe if they wanted this to be the direction for the writing.

    • @r3dr4te963
      @r3dr4te963 Год назад +99

      I hope this mean FF16 have the actual competent writers working on it

    • @ShadowProject01
      @ShadowProject01 Год назад +82

      @@r3dr4te963 it’s the same team that does the writing for FFXIV online so we should be okay, the writing and acting in 14 is s some of their best writing if not the best in the series.

    • @gaspenpayne6755
      @gaspenpayne6755 Год назад

      @@mockingjay4776 except it's actually good unlike this shit.

    • @Valentien23
      @Valentien23 Год назад +42

      Square didnt make this luminous productions did; sauare published it blindfolded apparently

  • @julispears4949
    @julispears4949 Год назад +38

    I just want to point out something that Tear of Grace said during his playthrough. Alfrey or whatever the protagonist's name is admitted to the theft by saying "I needed the cash" however the judge only let her off with 5 days of community service.
    BRILLIANT WRITING EVERYONE!!! 🙄

  • @Laughy-Flaaffy
    @Laughy-Flaaffy Год назад +195

    “You know they can still shoot you…. It’s just a chain link fence…” 4:00

  • @Blackhwk13
    @Blackhwk13 Год назад +504

    I really hate when they throw real world people into fantasy worlds and they just accept it 😂 From living in an apartment in a big city to fighting dragons as if it were just another Tuesday

    • @UnknownOps
      @UnknownOps Год назад +57

      Most likely they would experience home sickness due to not being used to the place and also Culture shock to understand how different things work there.

    • @courier6960
      @courier6960 Год назад +75

      How can urban fantasy be such an interesting concept, yet writers continually make it have the most boring versions of the settings, and most trope filled story? There are so many neat implications and scenarios you can write for that kind of world, yet it always come down to “our world but there are also just elves running around, magic exists but its either completely hidden to all but a few or causes no problems and isn’t a big deal”

    • @UnknownOps
      @UnknownOps Год назад +7

      @@courier6960 depends on them really, I like the concept of urban fantasy mixed in with guns and such.

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 Год назад +4

      @@courier6960Read more.

    • @hassassinator8858
      @hassassinator8858 Год назад

      @@courier6960 Mistborn !

  • @ThatBoyRashaad
    @ThatBoyRashaad Год назад +466

    I blame Marvel for this, not every main protagonist has to sound like a try hard badass.

    • @redninja3056
      @redninja3056 Год назад

      But she doesn't sound like a try hard badass she sound stupid and it's really dumb to blame marvel for something it has nothing to do with

    • @TheZapan99
      @TheZapan99 Год назад +44

      It's called ESG writing.

    • @dioniscaraus6124
      @dioniscaraus6124 Год назад +27

      @@TheZapan99 That's called subsidised on taxpayer's dime

    • @memberofchat2825
      @memberofchat2825 Год назад +60

      @@TheZapan99 marvel popularised that garbage and now everyone is trying so hard to replicate it

    • @Ultrasemen
      @Ultrasemen Год назад +4

      @@am-ranth8955 yeah but unfortunately that farmer will inevitably be "chosen one" or something like that in any modern plot

  • @enderkahn1018
    @enderkahn1018 Месяц назад +4

    The entire segment in which her apartment burned down just shows how awful of writing these people were.
    1. The thugs broke into her apartment, most likely through the window, which is evident from them writing "Found You" on the window.
    2. The apartment doesn't look that well renovated, so chances are the floorboards are old and loose. So, chances of that mean the floor would be noticeably noisy.
    3. They poured gasoline all over the apartment, which by itself would make a good amount of noise.
    4. There is NO WAY they used a paint brush to write the words "Found You" on the window on their way out, which means they used a spray can, which is the noisiest thing mentioned in this.
    5. They didn't bother grabbing the wads of cash near Fray.
    Now, setting straight on how downright stupid these thugs were, I have to believe that Fray has no basic human senses because of the following.
    1. She couldn't hear the creaking of the floorboards, but just for the sake of it, let's not even count this.
    2. She couldn't hear or smell the pouring gasoline around her apartment.
    3. She couldn't hear the spray of a spray can, which again is pretty frickin loud.
    4. She couldn't hear or smell the burning fire around her apartment.
    5. All of this happened without her having a door to mask any of these noises and/or smells

    • @enderkahn1018
      @enderkahn1018 Месяц назад +4

      So, piecing this all together, Fray, most possibly, is either one of the HEAVIEST sleepers you've ever seen, or her senses are so shot that she is actively oblivious to some of the most obvious sounds and smells any normal person would notice.
      All of this, just to not grab the wad of cash that she could easily strap around her arm.
      I can't imagine how any of these writers couldn't make the simple question of "what if" or "how" for any of these very obvious scenarios.

  • @kamespinosarojas9225
    @kamespinosarojas9225 Год назад +264

    The moment when videogame developers and movie, series and anime creators forget guns shoot dangerous things called bullets.

    • @unkosherfood
      @unkosherfood Год назад +34

      yeah apparently gun pressed against someone is dangerous, but gun slightly away from someone trying to climb a fence is harmless. cutscene logic.

    • @KiddBuu_
      @KiddBuu_ Год назад

      Also, they went to press someone for money and potentially kill them, yet we’re supposed to believe only one of them had a gun?

    • @Ultrasemen
      @Ultrasemen Год назад +7

      What are you talking about, I held a bullet once and it was completely harmless

    • @rudolfgernd8760
      @rudolfgernd8760 Год назад +5

      The creators could have easily explained it by showing that the gun is not loaded. This is just a matter of minutes to edit.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 6 месяцев назад

      @@Ultrasemen Bullets are harmless, but Guns on Bullets are very dangerous. Always assume a gun is on bullets, always.

  • @slickboyist
    @slickboyist Год назад +114

    I love how the devs went out of the way to show how stupid the main character is with the bag of money, all they had to do was have the bag be in a different room and not right by her feet.

  • @mr.topbottom1448
    @mr.topbottom1448 Год назад +544

    Forspoken is a prime example of how NOT to write an “asshole” character. If you want a good example of a well-written, likeable asshole, look at Delsin Rowe from Infamous Second Son

    • @bio-weaponn5576
      @bio-weaponn5576 Год назад +56

      I think Delsin Row was my very first Playstation 4 protagonist.

    • @mr.topbottom1448
      @mr.topbottom1448 Год назад +13

      @@bio-weaponn5576 same here. I think it was the first game I got with my PS4 that wasn’t the included copy of LBP3

    • @colinvoorneveld
      @colinvoorneveld Год назад +16

      Or Brad from lisa:the painful

    • @virtualmartini
      @virtualmartini Год назад +1

      If you want to write a good asshole make them a self serving asshole rather than an asshole who serves some kind of ham fisted ideology.

    • @lucianwong420
      @lucianwong420 Год назад +67

      Or Micah from Red Dead Redemption 2. He's not the protagonist, but he's a great written asshole character.

  • @peanutcolada621
    @peanutcolada621 4 дня назад +2

    God… these main characters give me the same feeling when I see a tag with “Ugly bastard”

  • @markereyes
    @markereyes Год назад +393

    15:34 got me 😂 like the character really told him to stop complaining, then he goes into “and number four…”

    • @JiggyJones0
      @JiggyJones0 Год назад +73

      That was perfectly timed 😂😂

    • @Zayanimeplay
      @Zayanimeplay Год назад +31

      Told her like she was on the Dr.Phill show😆

    • @thewanderer4336
      @thewanderer4336 Год назад

      She knows we know..............that she's an idiot

  • @Basshead004
    @Basshead004 Год назад +100

    The house fire could have been an awesome cutscene if she woke up panicked yelling for the cat, and didn't even think of the money while saving it and herself.

  • @MrPheenomz
    @MrPheenomz Год назад +600

    Literally the best graphical part of this game was her collecting a gut punch 😂 looked real enough looked like it hurted

    • @h1tzzYT
      @h1tzzYT Год назад +69

      except that anyone who saw someone or themselves, receive a gut punch, would know that she wont be able to stand up and talk for at least 2 mins straight, but most media ignore this, probably for the sake of pacing.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Год назад +16

      @@h1tzzYT Maybe she does a few hundred situps a day and timed it perfectly with her exhale.

    • @vigilant_1934
      @vigilant_1934 Год назад +31

      @@h1tzzYT Only the perfect gut punch would be that effective. Most gut punches are not serious enough to incapacitate someone for more than like 15 secs. I've been punched enough to know this and my friends used to play "body shots" which is body punches (head is off limits) and no one EVER fell down from a body shot. I've even had the wind knocked out of me when playing sports and recovered in about a min so this needing at least 2 mins to recover from a basic gut punch is just weak.

    • @EddiXP
      @EddiXP Год назад +13

      @@vigilant_1934 damn I remember those days. Body shots lol. God damn that was a half a lifetime ago and was way more wild back then lol

    • @vigilant_1934
      @vigilant_1934 Год назад +7

      @@EddiXP Hahaha it really was almost that long ago for me too. Last time I remember doing body shots was in 2008 when my "friend" was drunk and started it out of nowhere but then decided to punch me in the eye after I gave him body shots back (isn't that what I was supposed to do? smh). That was when I was 19. I'm 34 now and don't do that shit anymore nor do I have friends like that around me either lol.

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema Год назад +18

    17:36 Rare instance of the game being self aware

  • @hyouinkyouma8633
    @hyouinkyouma8633 Год назад +234

    6:19 goddamn why didn't the writer use their brains and make her hide the money or something so the protag doesn't look like an idiot

    • @eastbow6053
      @eastbow6053 Год назад

      because the writers are trans activists they dont have a brain since they dont believe in reality

    • @JustBuyTheWaywardsRealms
      @JustBuyTheWaywardsRealms Год назад +5

      this game was just a tutorial of what not to do for futur game writter

    • @rodrigobogado8756
      @rodrigobogado8756 Год назад +6

      that requires the writers to not being idiots

    • @IwinMahWay
      @IwinMahWay Год назад +4

      They wanted to show that she has a heart . Unfortunately it showed what she lacked was a brain.

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics Год назад +417

    OMG!
    She threw dirt at people without grabbing it from the ground!
    She was magic all along!

    • @Elriuhilu
      @Elriuhilu Год назад +41

      What I find interesting about that is that later her first magic ability turns out to be throwing clods of dirt at things, which makes me think the writers meant the pocket sand as a kind of foreshadowing, but they weren't competent enough to make it realistically plausible.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 Год назад +1

      @@Elriuhilu It's like she's an amateur ninja or magician offscreen. 😅

    • @dimproductions1
      @dimproductions1 Год назад +18

      Pocket sand!

    • @Razumen
      @Razumen Год назад +4

      Pocket sand bro.

    • @biodtox
      @biodtox Год назад +5

      The more I see this type of tomfoolery the more I think pocket sand is a legit fighting technique.

  • @theolebrave1713
    @theolebrave1713 Год назад +415

    You can have a likeable misunderstood delinquent but this game shows it’s actually only doable with the right about of skill. Makes me really appreciate more simple but fun characters that you can’t help but love. Kaneda will always be my favourite delinquent.

    • @kuronoroux8864
      @kuronoroux8864 Год назад +9

      By any chance, have you read the manga? In it Kaneda is... Much more morally gray

    • @Razumen
      @Razumen Год назад +4

      Never understood the like for Kaneda, even in the movie there's not much to like about him, or really anyone else in the film. They're all very shallow characterizations.

    • @Razumen
      @Razumen Год назад +4

      @@sugartoothYT Most of what you wrote meant nothing. A protagonist with a lot of forward momentum? Lolwut, word salad much?
      And he didn't have a bright, energetic personality either. I think you watched the wrong movie.

    • @Razumen
      @Razumen Год назад

      @@sugartoothYT So, someone moving a lot is enough for you to think he's a deep character? Lol, ok, talk about shallow expectations.
      Nothing's thrown me for a loop buddy, but it is amusing how you're so quick to make this personal. Pretty telling to your own character. 😏

    • @Razumen
      @Razumen Год назад

      @@sugartoothYT Leave it to someone like you to pedantly argue over the meaning of words instead of the actual point at hand. You listed off a string of laughable sentences in order to try and portray him as an interesting character. He's not.
      But go on, keep on with oh so mature insults. It just reflects your own lack of character and why no one should care what you think.

  • @drewpott
    @drewpott 4 дня назад +1

    Ik they didnt stream it but Oneyplays hitting this with the "the writers should go on strike for better pay" and "WE KNOW THE FUCKING PLOT" always kills me

  • @christiandavila8589
    @christiandavila8589 Год назад +1548

    I feel sorry for the person who voices her she’s gonna get a lot of hate lol

    • @randomentertainment8626
      @randomentertainment8626 Год назад +728

      She seems like a nice person from an interview I saw. The fault lies on the writing, not the actress. You can't do much better with the lines she was given.

    • @christiandavila8589
      @christiandavila8589 Год назад +71

      @@randomentertainment8626 you might be right bro.

    • @robotpanda77
      @robotpanda77 Год назад +153

      Her acting is pretty bad tho. She talks like a robot. "uh your phone". No one talks like that in real life.

    • @dediualex3554
      @dediualex3554 Год назад +361

      @@robotpanda77 yeah thats writing not the actress🤣🥲

    • @Macheako
      @Macheako Год назад +12

      @@dediualex3554uhhhh nah 😂❤

  • @darkpince1310
    @darkpince1310 Год назад +295

    3:43
    D-Did I just witness a girl being held at gun point...somehow managing or even pulling off throwing literal fuckihg pocket said in front of the person holding her at gunpoint? And the person LITERALLY sees her throw the sand in her face and proceeds NOT to pull the trigger!?

    • @mdmatt2632
      @mdmatt2632 Год назад

      They could’ve just replaced the gun with a knife and it would’ve had much more fucking sense.
      The fact that they didn’t shoot her when she was behind a fucking fence is so overwhelmingly stupid.

    • @dumdumer892
      @dumdumer892 Год назад +104

      Existing in this world means you automatically incur a -20 to your intelligence stat.

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 Год назад +49

      maybe it was a painted toy gun... that's the only reasonable in-universe explanation...

    • @pold111
      @pold111 Год назад +2

      some silver reaction time

    • @gerutzu575
      @gerutzu575 Год назад +9

      to be completely fair i doubt they wanted to shoot and get first degree murder, they were just threatening her anyway

  • @psn3able
    @psn3able 8 дней назад +4

    6:57 ''I'm rooting for the fire to be honest'' lmao alex

  • @burgerfk9106
    @burgerfk9106 Год назад +40

    ''i bet the dragon is one of her parents'' ... dude just starting the game and already found out all the plot

  • @NovaBlueNova
    @NovaBlueNova Год назад +69

    The logic of “I can’t grab this bag of cash because I need to find my cat that would fit perfectly in this bag” is insane.

  • @peterdeak6932
    @peterdeak6932 Год назад +331

    Joe facepalming sums things up perfectly

    • @elcamino2572
      @elcamino2572 Год назад +9

      Oh,hey a fellow hungarian!😅

  • @danielivey562
    @danielivey562 Год назад +20

    Charlie deserves an award for correctly predicting the plot twists!!

  • @TANKYU
    @TANKYU Год назад +82

    Tbf there is a thin line between comedic, charming, & cringe. But why even have an option to pick up the bag only for her to not do it.

    • @PonyFoot123
      @PonyFoot123 Год назад +13

      They are forcing you to think shes a good person

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow Год назад +5

      sounds like its more entertaining to shit talk the game than to actually play it.