7 Ways to Maximize Misery 😞

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @AndrewJJ-0114
    @AndrewJJ-0114 4 года назад +8851

    You missed another really good tip: Spend as much time as possible reflecting on the past. Look at the fun times you had in the past and think about how impossible they are now because your life has changed. Look at the bad times you had in the past and try to work out how they were your fault or how they mark general trends in your life.

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 4 года назад +259

      Those are way too effective to use as an "inspirational" video.

    • @1skcowroq838
      @1skcowroq838 4 года назад +20

      @@Samuel62655 we all are...

    • @pinguin4898
      @pinguin4898 4 года назад +83

      those can backfire on some individuals and as such are not 100% effective in achieving true sadness

    • @TomMcMorrow
      @TomMcMorrow 4 года назад +201

      I spent a good five minutes trying to come up with a witty one-liner and couldn't. I've been really good at avoiding all 7 of the things on this list. Then this comment cleaned my clock. Yeah. I do this a lot. I mean a LOT. Like A. LOT. It tortures me day and night now that I'm 32 that all the fun is gone from life and it won't ever be as great as I remember in my 20's. Well there's possibly 60 more years of this to go, pal. It's gonna be a long ride in the car if you keep up the "I'm not touching you" game for most of it.

    • @emersonpropst2886
      @emersonpropst2886 4 года назад +111

      To really maximize this effect, look for the moments that took you from that happier time to the present, and then spend a great deal of time focusing on how you could change those if you could only go back in time to change them.

  • @mr.blueitachi5258
    @mr.blueitachi5258 Год назад +41797

    My dude literally explained my life without missing the tiniest detail

  • @itchyunicorn8141
    @itchyunicorn8141 4 года назад +4380

    I came as a joke but checked every box and now I'm deeper into the current

    • @TheCatgirl
      @TheCatgirl 4 года назад +11

      ^

    • @mokhosh
      @mokhosh 4 года назад +65

      Me tooooo, but this comment threw me out of the current somehow, thanks.

    • @rakhapradana7350
      @rakhapradana7350 4 года назад +3

      This is weird

    • @alespic
      @alespic 4 года назад +1

      Same...

    • @orangeanarchy235
      @orangeanarchy235 4 года назад +36

      It’s the opposite for me, it showed me how far down the current i am, and gave me motivation to turn this boat around

  • @barbaraann7610
    @barbaraann7610 Год назад +21734

    This guy helped me more in 6 minutes than my therapist did in 3 years!

    • @whatisahandle221
      @whatisahandle221 6 месяцев назад +273

      Hope you’ve either got a better life, a better therapist, or better life coach.

  • @deadturret4049
    @deadturret4049 3 года назад +32100

    well then. this has been an unexpected wake up call.

  • @petsan97
    @petsan97 5 лет назад +7988

    This video made me clean my entire apartment, and feel immense satisfaction about it.
    0/10, I want my money back.

    • @chaoticsilver8442
      @chaoticsilver8442 4 года назад +324

      Your goal must've not been unreachably large enough. Set your goal to clean the apartment. Not just the area you live in, the entire apartment building.

    • @chaoticsilver8442
      @chaoticsilver8442 4 года назад +179

      If this is still not enough, then the whole block, then the city you live in, so on and so forth until your goal is to clean up the entire world somehow.

    • @addamazeing
      @addamazeing 4 года назад

      @@miso-ge1gz
      ???

    • @addamazeing
      @addamazeing 4 года назад

      @@miso-ge1gz
      I realize, but what does that have have to do with what you said?

    • @richtofen4888
      @richtofen4888 4 года назад +1

      The Random Dude Oracle!

  • @товарищАлександр-ч7г
    @товарищАлександр-ч7г 3 года назад +90429

    I just realized I've done all of this without even studying. What a natural born sailor I am

    • @ScttSt_vocals
      @ScttSt_vocals 3 года назад +780

      Что сказать, сочувствую тебе, однако в том ты не одинок, товарищ.
      Начни же свой пуиь к светлому будущему с чтения трудов батюшки нашего Ленина.

    • @Male_Parent
      @Male_Parent 3 года назад +250

      Same

    • @Cool_Name_12
      @Cool_Name_12 3 года назад +138

      Same.

    • @saturnine3726
      @saturnine3726 3 года назад +98

      Same

    • @amatura5854
      @amatura5854 3 года назад +199

      @@ScttSt_vocals Ты ок?

  • @jeniffer7799
    @jeniffer7799 Год назад +10117

    "Be well informed, while doing nothing."
    This hits a little too hard.

  • @JatinSharma-ei8ru
    @JatinSharma-ei8ru 4 года назад +7812

    The sad part is that this video basically summed up my everyday routine and I'm not even trying to maximize misery

    • @gamingcinema3210
      @gamingcinema3210 3 года назад +161

      Same and I am only twelve

    • @archer_wsk1408
      @archer_wsk1408 3 года назад +125

      Am like that for 10 years now

    • @m16fermy
      @m16fermy 3 года назад +27

      Same I'm not pron to depression but I still get it sometimes

    • @shalinib9670
      @shalinib9670 3 года назад +126

      Same 😔 but eveytime I try to stop, it works for half a day, then back to the old routine

    • @jonas_the_lost
      @jonas_the_lost 3 года назад +21

      Yup, that's unnervingly similar to what I do every day

  • @Chloeraven
    @Chloeraven 5 лет назад +4181

    I've been nailing each and every one of these steps for the past 6 years.
    This was a very constructive verbal beatdown, thank you.

    • @reverberateddreams7958
      @reverberateddreams7958 5 лет назад +66

      it kinda hurts

    • @fenster3668
      @fenster3668 5 лет назад +31

      Time for some change buddy?

    • @BvousBrainSystems
      @BvousBrainSystems 5 лет назад +57

      Seriously.The only thing I don't do out of these is armchair activism, I've been in everything else for seven years at this point.

    • @evaahh9584
      @evaahh9584 5 лет назад +38

      Manek Iridius
      So if someone wants to go skydiving with a broken parachute because they think it’ll just make them fall faster, but they’ll still be safe we shouldn’t stop them because no body else knows what’s good for you?
      If we find out someone has suicidal thoughts we shouldn’t help them because we don’t know what’s good for them?
      We should just let pedos roam with our children because we cannot know what is good for them?
      Yeah, nobody can give advice to anyone, ever.

    • @9rh9
      @9rh9 5 лет назад +8

      Colobrinus With a side of cube
      No,
      He means that you know damn well that’s a stupid idea and you shouldn’t rely on others to stop you from doing the things you know you should not do. He also didn’t advice you not to help people that are seriously confused.
      Edit: What you did was a classical straw man argument. Although in the context of maximizing misery maybe you just improved his advice.

  • @jalalshahini
    @jalalshahini 3 года назад +7638

    After years of addiction to youtube and watching hundreds of hundreds of videos, I nominate this as the best and most useful youtube video of all time.

  • @emiliavorreilli638
    @emiliavorreilli638 Год назад +2352

    Some more pointers: true misery doesn’t come from constantly torturing yourself. Your brain will adapt to anything as long as it’s consistent. Feed it just enough hope to have its longings crushed every so often and you’ll never feel a moment’s reprieve.

  • @lawrencema667
    @lawrencema667 2 года назад +9452

    Why this video is so helpful: Instead of being one of those sappy, cheesy, motivational videos, this one shows you exactly what you're doing wrong and sends an "Unless you want to amplify it, do the opposite" message.

    • @farttart597
      @farttart597 Год назад +549

      It also helps you if you actually want to be miserable.

    • @TheCryptoRealm
      @TheCryptoRealm Год назад +14

      I am your 999th Like!!

    • @farttart597
      @farttart597 Год назад +19

      @@TheCryptoRealm I am the 998th Like

    • @vel5785
      @vel5785 Год назад +51

      This just made me notice that i am doing everything wrong

    • @ArterialBog4831
      @ArterialBog4831 Год назад +12

      @@vel5785 me too.

  • @williamharper8745
    @williamharper8745 3 года назад +22337

    Cleaned my whole house just to spite you. It took 8 hours and now I'm even more unhappy.

    • @rayenaouadi3190
      @rayenaouadi3190 3 года назад +3268

      yea but now you're unhappy in a sparkling clean house, and that's something

    • @eimearmcdnagh1853
      @eimearmcdnagh1853 3 года назад +671

      Ever been unhappy with a clear window?

    • @megasbaladoros
      @megasbaladoros 3 года назад +460

      Kudos for the brilliant approach of #4 USE YOUR SCREEN TO STOKE YOUR NEGATIVE EMOTIONS (about things over which you have no control or influence). I am so proud of you and I don't even know you. 💜
      Also kudos on cleaning your whole house. Much better than sitting idle in a dirty house and not even knowing if you are even capable of cleaning your house! (Ok, maybe that last part was just me)

    • @reihanboo
      @reihanboo 3 года назад +79

      Yeah. Especially when you have to move your furnitures around and when you search how to clean this certain stain, and you need to go to Walmart again. Never again.

    • @dawidkrzyczkowski4289
      @dawidkrzyczkowski4289 3 года назад +108

      @@eimearmcdnagh1853 now you can be sad while seeing everyone being happy more clearly

  • @derkderkin1175
    @derkderkin1175 4 года назад +6558

    I can cross "get personally attacked" off my to-do list for today.

    • @unonium198
      @unonium198 3 года назад +65

      What to do list?

    • @Anyratac
      @Anyratac 3 года назад +16

      That goal is way too small

    • @mlw237
      @mlw237 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KC-zw4mm
      @KC-zw4mm 2 года назад +18

      Wait, you shouldn't have such list if you wanna achieve TRUE misery.

    • @skipper0816
      @skipper0816 2 года назад +4

      @@unonium198 the one we make when we get that burst of productivity/motivation

  • @therobloxiangang3218
    @therobloxiangang3218 2 года назад +4007

    is this a personal attack or something

  • @AaronsMemes
    @AaronsMemes 3 года назад +14804

    I watch this frequently. The reverse psychology works a lot better for me than some random guy saying "You can do it".

  • @PlayBoX-qq9kr
    @PlayBoX-qq9kr 4 года назад +3617

    The fact that I’m already doing most of these things worries me.

    • @meyegui
      @meyegui 4 года назад +158

      Realizing it is the first step out of it. Good job!

    • @caio2558
      @caio2558 4 года назад +36

      its okay dude, there's a lot of people doing it also(like me)

    • @stevensmith1031
      @stevensmith1031 4 года назад +11

      @@meyegui there is no way out of it lol

    • @c4vengineering
      @c4vengineering 4 года назад +5

      I doing it also and I don't care

    • @taintedmyth0s636
      @taintedmyth0s636 4 года назад +65

      Yeah, I think that's why he made it. All the "just go outside and pursue thing you like!" advice just sounds too cheesy and obvious. Phrasing it like the video is a super good reverse psychology thing and helps because you identify with the steps and that gets you to realize what you're doing is contributing to how you feel.

  • @yellowlemonmothfreak
    @yellowlemonmothfreak 4 года назад +2083

    This is a smart, people are like “eww I don’t want advice on how to feel better I already know what I need to feel better” seeing it flipped is tongue and cheek and makes you pay attention anyways. Two thumbs up

    • @mileysiris
      @mileysiris 4 года назад +29

      reverse psychology ✨

    • @angelikah5870
      @angelikah5870 4 года назад +3

      agh now that im aware of this it doesn't work anymore 😖 thanks luv

    • @TaigaGetsBitches
      @TaigaGetsBitches 4 года назад +2

      TWO THUMBS UP CANCEL THE THUMBS UP NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @default632
      @default632 4 года назад +2

      Damn. I can't believe I missed that

    • @thedaemonofreason3406
      @thedaemonofreason3406 4 года назад +3

      I wonder if people pay attention because they are lookin for things to make fun of the people they know in this video's, only to find problems with themselves.

  • @vlim5601
    @vlim5601 Год назад +741

    The best part about this video is that it tells you what you NEED to hear but don't want to in a way that is fun and respectful enough to maintain the listener's interest.

  • @Rogue9
    @Rogue9 3 года назад +7779

    Shocking how this is a 100% accurate description of the last few months of lockdown for me. I literally tick every single box 😳

    • @Seraphim_MTG
      @Seraphim_MTG 3 года назад +64

      Then go watch Spaceship You

    • @JuGo2004
      @JuGo2004 3 года назад +7

      I love your videos bro

    • @lotematu2812
      @lotematu2812 3 года назад +3

      Heck yea

    • @nomad38
      @nomad38 3 года назад +1

      Wtf I loved your bf1 videos they kept me going

    • @coucoul38
      @coucoul38 3 года назад +6

      Lockdown is horrible, i wish it never happened

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 7 лет назад +6669

    My smile as the video started, slowly turned into nervous chuckles, to an insecure fake smile, then into a full on "existential crisis" look of dread upon my face.

    • @intheairex
      @intheairex 7 лет назад +367

      For anyone who speaks in picture symbols: 😂😅🙂😐🙁😥😰

    • @YannYann12345
      @YannYann12345 7 лет назад +204

      InTheAir *for anyone who speaks in cancer

    • @intheairex
      @intheairex 7 лет назад +70

      The Almighty Demoham It's the only way of conveying information to 'da kids

    • @casey6556
      @casey6556 7 лет назад +140

      Yeah for me it was all uncomfortable "heheheh I guess that's me LOL" until the sleep part hit and then I thought "Shit that is me" and then the goals part hit and I was full on existential "Fuuuuuuu…"

    • @VentusK
      @VentusK 7 лет назад +5

      James Burgess sure it did, kid

  • @Lvxify
    @Lvxify 7 лет назад +1441

    This is just what I needed to maximise my already horrid and despicable life! Thank you so much!

    • @sophieisawesomeoh
      @sophieisawesomeoh 7 лет назад +11

      Lvxify there's a footnote which suggests that this is actually what you should avoid.

    • @intheairex
      @intheairex 7 лет назад +8

      Sophie Macdonald *cough* *cough*

    • @Lunatic5306
      @Lunatic5306 7 лет назад +17

      Sophie Macdonald LIES!!!! If that is your real name

    • @mcray0309
      @mcray0309 7 лет назад +5

      Lvxify damn i need a knife more then you to cut ur edge

    • @101m4n
      @101m4n 7 лет назад +1

      You mean minimise right?

  • @Bearsbearsbears37
    @Bearsbearsbears37 3 месяца назад +618

    I'm dealing with depression, and this video both made me laugh, and helped a lot. Sincerely, thank you

  • @PhoenixFires
    @PhoenixFires 4 года назад +6747

    I can't believe I'm such a great sailor.

    • @Tbrah42
      @Tbrah42 4 года назад +184

      I’m fucking Captain Jack Sparrow

    • @polyaddict
      @polyaddict 4 года назад +79

      Positive sarcasm is how i worked my way out of a negative mindset (diagnosed depression) be careful lads

    • @seanimationsyt2220
      @seanimationsyt2220 4 года назад +10

      Did mommy not buy you the chicken nuggies

    • @PhoenixFires
      @PhoenixFires 4 года назад +30

      @@seanimationsyt2220 No but a few days after this comment or directly prior my dad died and most of my friends abandoned me.

    • @seanimationsyt2220
      @seanimationsyt2220 4 года назад +4

      @@PhoenixFires lol same except it was my grandma

  • @jaynelson7123
    @jaynelson7123 4 года назад +2832

    Sometimes I forget that there are mentally healthy people who don't do this unconsciously.

    • @thomaswiltherford9265
      @thomaswiltherford9265 4 года назад +180

      Oof, hit me right in the feels. For some, doing all of this is automatic and natural. I struggle with anxiety and ADHD and it is a constant effort to improve myself for future me.

    • @jamestrueman8370
      @jamestrueman8370 4 года назад +32

      @@thomaswiltherford9265 Yes, I rarely see how I feel layed out so clearly

    • @CleopatraKing
      @CleopatraKing 3 года назад +20

      I used to be one of those peeps.
      Its possible to be healthy, i used this video, along with themes, and lockdown productivity to get better. Later on i tuned in to cortex

    • @asliaffan
      @asliaffan 3 года назад +5

      Eww furry

    • @CleopatraKing
      @CleopatraKing 3 года назад +38

      @@asliaffan ew a person on the internet who doesnt contribute to the ongoing conversation.
      Seriously you dont have to reply

  • @logosking2848
    @logosking2848 3 года назад +5196

    CGP motivated me with a video about how to be miserable, gave me existential dread in a video about metric paper, and gave me euphoria in a video about hexagons. This man is incomprehensibly engimatic with incomprehensible goals

    • @jorgealexandre4616
      @jorgealexandre4616 3 года назад +9

      How does the hexagon give you euphoria? I do not understand.

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 3 года назад +246

      @@jorgealexandre4616 because it's the bestagon

    • @AreeeAsh
      @AreeeAsh 3 года назад +12

      @@cypher_2259 lmaooo

    • @galeksrus
      @galeksrus 2 года назад +19

      Hexagons are the Bestagons!

    • @themostop6142
      @themostop6142 2 года назад +7

      You mean VAPID goals

  • @Raccon_Detective.
    @Raccon_Detective. 2 года назад +4092

    0:20 #1 live a sedentary lifestyle and don't go outside much.
    0:57 #2 Have an irregular sleep cycle for example never be consistent with your waking and sleeping time.
    1:50 3# Maximus your screen time.
    2:30 4# Feel anxiety and fear over things you have no control or influence over, being well informed while doing nothing and if you decide to contribute make sure it's meaningless.The things you care about could be a reason to leave your house and take meaningful connections with the people around you.
    3:26 #5 To reach goals they must be Specific, Measurable, Actionable, Responsible, Time-Bounded.Instead set your brain on V.A.P.I.D. goals which stands for Vague, Amorphous, irrelevant, pie in the sky, delayed.Make the goal and path unclear.if you have motivation set unrealistic goals.Try to achieve the goal whenever you want don't set deadlines.With vapid goals you will turn the productive part of your brain from a dangerous source of self-improvement that rewards every small step into a consistent nag that brates you for your failure to have already accomplished your goal every step of the way.
    4:45 #6 Pursue happiness directly instead of letting it happen to you naturally.
    5:23 #7 Always follow your instincts.

    • @ay_cyzd
      @ay_cyzd 2 года назад +146

      oh thanks i was in a bit of a hurry helped me alot

    • @_Matt_Matt_365_
      @_Matt_Matt_365_ Год назад +18

      thanka i needed this!

    • @alifram117
      @alifram117 Год назад +251

      Made this for myself, and thought to share:
      1. Go outside, get moving, don't lock yourself up.
      2. Fix your sleep schedule, get proper sleep.
      3. Reduce your screen time.
      4. Don't fret over irrelevant topics and things that you can't control. If you want to do something, do it.
      5. Set a clear and achievable goal. Make small consistent goals.
      6. Don't search for your idea of happiness, just do what makes you happy.
      7. Think things through, weigh and understand the consequences/results of your action.

    • @ChillstoneBlakeBlast
      @ChillstoneBlakeBlast Год назад +130

      ​@@alifram117 No! you can't share Happiness around! It's Dangerous!!!

    • @shadow20482
      @shadow20482 Год назад +24

      ​@@alifram117 thats basicaly the objective of the video
      Instead of saying what to do, Grey says what not to do

  • @StoneMountain64
    @StoneMountain64 7 лет назад +22301

    PRO TIP: if your allroom is in your parents basement, you don't even have to pay rent

    • @averytaylor7823
      @averytaylor7823 7 лет назад +1225

      But paying rent helps to maximize misery???

    • @DarkNia64
      @DarkNia64 7 лет назад +388

      StoneMountain64 I can do you one better. I live in a shed in my grandma's backyard.

    • @TheGingey
      @TheGingey 7 лет назад +434

      Matthew Taylor both paying and not paying rent have advantages. Depending how much you pay you can be left with very little money so you are unable to do anything, plus work can leave you exhausted so you won't do anything anyway.
      Not paying rent leaves you without a weekly goal "make this much money", it doesn't force you to get a job which is a distraction and most of the time provides human interaction, you are also not paying for your own basic needs which can make you feel worthless.

    • @qwerty-2881
      @qwerty-2881 7 лет назад +17

      sounds familiar

    • @boxieracorn8445
      @boxieracorn8445 7 лет назад +30

      Enemy depression spotted

  • @Pluto-ek3mh
    @Pluto-ek3mh 2 года назад +2902

    A sure-fire way to be sad is to constantly compare yourself to others. This can really lower your self-esteem. Even better: don’t do anything about it. Stay in that constant loop!

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 2 года назад +79

      Compare yourself with who you were yesterday, not someone else today.
      Also If I mention the person who originally said this quote then there'd be a war in the reply section.

    • @hikerieger6319
      @hikerieger6319 2 года назад +74

      Celebrities or internet influencers are the best to compare yourself to achieve misery, always think "wow that person is so much better" or "if only I had been more lucky" and keep that going, keep blaming fate or work than actually working to improve.

    • @Pluto-ek3mh
      @Pluto-ek3mh 2 года назад +26

      @@hikerieger6319 Even if you had the luck those influencers have, you wouldn’t last because they’re just that much better than you. The “everyone has to start somewhere” quote doesn’t apply here. If you’re just objectively less skilled than them, you will only live in their shadow.

    • @sussus1146
      @sussus1146 2 года назад +7

      ​@@Pluto-ek3mhthanks ill use this technique next time! 😁

    • @hazel-vf7on
      @hazel-vf7on Год назад +18

      ​@@Pluto-ek3mh Influencers aren't really... skilled. Several of them from where I come have publicly come out about heavy depression, body dysmorphia, eating disorders and whatnot. Even if they're objectively skilled, they're not really "better" than any of us. They're us but with more money and a lot more public exposure. None of that matters in the grand scheme if you don't want it to.
      I like the way "you will only live in their shadow" is a bit like how this video itself works. This is why we shouldn't compare, as you mentioned originally, because it brings out these arguments which don't really open up anything new but rather just keep the same old circle going.

  • @rubensana126
    @rubensana126 2 года назад +14002

    This video is actually so well made, slowly understanding myself and how to prevent how to not be depressed, it's insane how accurate this is. It's almost sarcastic, it's beautiful.

    • @starflowers1751
      @starflowers1751 2 года назад +330

      The video/writing is ironic. Irony is never a coincidence, the author/creator uses it for a purpose.

    • @milee105
      @milee105 2 года назад +162

      As the commenter above i think the video wasnt almost sarcastic, it fully was sarcastic/ironic

    • @omniyambot9876
      @omniyambot9876 2 года назад +49

      It was actually sarcastic. And wholesome.

    • @nono-tq8ve
      @nono-tq8ve 2 года назад +12

      and i see that you're all comedic geniuses

    • @nana-du4mx
      @nana-du4mx 2 года назад +2

      @@starflowers1751 pls elaborate on the "author's purpose" part

  • @击nya
    @击nya 2 года назад +901

    i think the condecending, sarcastic, hurtful tone of this single handedly cured my depression
    its been a week i feel so much better fr

  • @dimaisatree
    @dimaisatree 2 года назад +7580

    The reason I like videos like this more than “motivation” videos that tell you what to do is because nobody likes to be told what to do and so you’ll just watch the video and forget about it minutes later.
    For example, this video gives you steps on how to be unhappy and to those of us who want a happier life all we have to do is simply not do those things. It’s much easier to not do something than it is to do something. It doesn’t matter what we do, as long as we don’t do the things mentioned in this video, you’ll automatically be doing something without it feeling like a chore.

    • @SRrayquaza
      @SRrayquaza 2 года назад +307

      Yup, I agree. The reason this video is so effective, is that it points out exactly the things we're guilty of and holds us accountable for it which it's a harsh task to do for every person. But, the video also shows the consequences of it if you don't do so making it so more effective

    • @kugelblitz7946
      @kugelblitz7946 2 года назад +51

      I guess most of things he tells to do in this video's are not doing something or more precisely anything. So if you want to not do what he says you have to do something.

    • @Tryputo404
      @Tryputo404 2 года назад +4

      What!?

    • @daughteroftheking1222
      @daughteroftheking1222 2 года назад +14

      So it seems we're rebels

    • @clownshow_5727
      @clownshow_5727 2 года назад +18

      you say "those of us who want a happier life" like people are following this to be sad

  • @magiv4205
    @magiv4205 5 лет назад +2077

    "Use your screen to stoke your negative emotions, to feed your anger and anxiety over things you have no control over. Be well informed, while doing nothing."
    That wasn't just a punch in the gut. That was a stab in the kidneys, with a blunt and serrated knife, and you twisted it gleefully with every word.

    • @asentientmonkey4860
      @asentientmonkey4860 5 лет назад +54

      that’s good. More on the way to the misery path.

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 5 лет назад +36

      Yeah, you can tell he learned this from experience.

    • @Pinupopinion
      @Pinupopinion 5 лет назад +15

      This was more like a scalding steam burn peeling open my skin.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 4 года назад +9

      @@Pinupopinion i FELT this comment. Ouch.

    • @PilotAwe
      @PilotAwe 4 года назад +1

      Is that from Family Guy?

  • @1OutOf8Billion
    @1OutOf8Billion 4 года назад +15411

    Don’t worry, online school is checking all the criteria.

    • @ly-yx1rk
      @ly-yx1rk 4 года назад +257

      Well I hope you're happy, dont disappoint me or you'll be unhappier

    • @vernallistic
      @vernallistic 4 года назад +306

      Yeah. This is 100% my life this year, here's to a better 2021.

    • @Anquevious
      @Anquevious 4 года назад +8

      yea

    • @jacobhering1340
      @jacobhering1340 4 года назад +12

      I feel that

    • @zomedome1663
      @zomedome1663 4 года назад +27

      Actually online school makes you bored, which is one of the things that are not on the list of things that you need to do.

  • @guyrocketram9698
    @guyrocketram9698 Год назад +2020

    Thanks a lot for making this video. Before I was a really happy person, but after watching this and following all of your steps, I feel much worse! Great video!

  • @audiorebel4553
    @audiorebel4553 6 лет назад +671

    Good to know I'm at least being miserable correctly

  • @franklintangelo3456
    @franklintangelo3456 7 лет назад +2045

    “Recommend for you”

    • @miramaples788
      @miramaples788 6 лет назад +7

      Franklin&Tangelo 345 same

    • @randomvampire1822
      @randomvampire1822 6 лет назад +1

      seim lol

    • @plum4525
      @plum4525 6 лет назад

      Yooo Get Inside boyy

    • @ef2662
      @ef2662 6 лет назад +15

      RUclips recommended on this for all of us😊🔫

    • @vasilen17BG
      @vasilen17BG 6 лет назад

      :D lol I have laugh so much insidly.

  • @smallestpudding3272
    @smallestpudding3272 7 лет назад +15751

    This almost feels like a personal attack.

    • @ChaoticPKK
      @ChaoticPKK 7 лет назад +50

      Zing.

    • @TNamers
      @TNamers 7 лет назад +85

      ThatOneGuyWithTheAnnoyinglyLongUsername I know right. We should all go outside and get Umbreon 13 purple gems.

    • @crazystuffproduction
      @crazystuffproduction 7 лет назад +20

      Aka im doing alot wrong

    • @pwndudebro4579
      @pwndudebro4579 7 лет назад +17

      That's the spirit! Screw you!

    • @RaiNinShoTS
      @RaiNinShoTS 7 лет назад +7

      Seriously

  • @Ярослав-ф5ы8в
    @Ярослав-ф5ы8в Год назад +407

    "Be well informed, while doing nothing" - so good!

  • @im2groovy
    @im2groovy 5 лет назад +2352

    Step 8: acknowledge that you follow these trends and instead of fixing the problem, make memes and jokes to garner likes and feel temporary happiness. Even if you acknowledge the mental amd physical side effects

  • @cookiehustle
    @cookiehustle 3 года назад +6525

    CGP saving lives with reverse psychology

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 3 года назад +89

      Or unintentionally reinforcing MY *SCREWED UP LIFE & FAILINGS* 😫 🧠🎞🗒🛌🧺♾

    • @DanielReyes-nm3lw
      @DanielReyes-nm3lw 3 года назад +8

      Yes!!

    • @coucoul38
      @coucoul38 3 года назад +19

      Yeah, except I will already have forgotten about it tomorrow :(

    • @kev2thakos
      @kev2thakos 3 года назад +38

      @@peterpathos4313 Do it again. Sometimes people lose their discipline and expect to be at the level they were before. It doesn't work that way. Baby steps. Watch the video again.

    • @technologyinnovations5057
      @technologyinnovations5057 2 года назад +1

      Ahh yes, indeed 😌. Isn’t this eccentric 😶‍🌫️?

  • @maggotthegreat7977
    @maggotthegreat7977 3 года назад +1148

    Remember when Grey made a video called "This video will hurt"? Yeah he should've saved the title for this one.

  • @Selene_Dragon
    @Selene_Dragon 11 месяцев назад +334

    You forced me to acknowledge tangible ways I actively prolong misery. Now I feel guilty and am ignoring your instructions. You have failed in aiding my journey to endless misery.

    • @Selene_Dragon
      @Selene_Dragon 11 месяцев назад +61

      On top of that you have now created a comment section of people who feel the same that I can relate with so I know I don’t feel alone in my miserable ways. This is madness!

  • @goldenspartan100
    @goldenspartan100 7 лет назад +21006

    I didn't know I was going to watch an autobiography on myself today

    • @abuttnugget6753
      @abuttnugget6753 7 лет назад +240

      Goddamn,same feelings here too.

    • @TheDarkMaster02
      @TheDarkMaster02 7 лет назад +552

      You mean a biography, an autobiography would be a biography you wrote yourself.

    • @scrubber123456
      @scrubber123456 7 лет назад +74

      Seems like Grey's been spying on us.

    • @creepis11
      @creepis11 7 лет назад +20

      Same actually

    • @vgm_29
      @vgm_29 7 лет назад +19

      Same 😥

  • @Beefman.0
    @Beefman.0 7 лет назад +510

    Directions unclear, now happiest man in eternity

  • @somebodysomeone6834
    @somebodysomeone6834 3 года назад +2939

    Is... is this a documentary, or a personal attack?

    • @rafauvu6196
      @rafauvu6196 3 года назад +59

      both

    • @sansanny2585
      @sansanny2585 3 года назад +23

      This comment is underrated

    • @SasNolan
      @SasNolan 3 года назад +19

      Been living like that before Grey created his channel

    • @sophieunixx3360
      @sophieunixx3360 3 года назад +2

      Both and neither

    • @HughZantu
      @HughZantu 3 года назад +6

      Shhhh... Don't ask questions, just continue watching.
      Side note: He technically does make money off your stillness/misery, so shhhh...
      And agreed to the under rated comment

  • @stephanedubedat285
    @stephanedubedat285 Год назад +525

    After all those years, happy to finally see someone promoting an alternative to this 'Happiness' trend people talk about :)

  • @ant91011
    @ant91011 4 года назад +3296

    “Remain Indoors” Couldn’t be any truer during this quarantine.

    • @z0bi_
      @z0bi_ 4 года назад +42

      Well he made a video fot that now. No Excuses!

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад +16

      @Turururu my dude, your addicted to the dopamine boost. Slowly lower the frequency, to like once a week.
      Maintaining a constant sleep schedule is needed.

    • @JS-jt4fn
      @JS-jt4fn 4 года назад +7

      *laughs in quarantine*

    • @nakeddogmanwithhotdogz4993
      @nakeddogmanwithhotdogz4993 4 года назад

      Heh

    • @jamesmorris9388
      @jamesmorris9388 4 года назад

      Shit so relatable

  • @ichijofestival2576
    @ichijofestival2576 6 лет назад +1719

    Y'know, this may sound crazy, but I have the sneaking suspicion that if you did the *opposite* of these things, you'd have a list on how to *not* be miserable. That could really backfire.

    • @kenshiiro
      @kenshiiro 5 лет назад +27

      @Manek Iridius maybe you're not doing it right? I don't know though, I'm not a rocket scientist.

    • @shadowwarrior2772
      @shadowwarrior2772 5 лет назад +69

      best to watch it several times studying every detail until you overthink it so much that you have no clue what you were trying to do to begin with.

    • @Nils3OWN
      @Nils3OWN 5 лет назад +13

      That is literally the entire point of this video

    • @tjcraft7233
      @tjcraft7233 5 лет назад +23

      @@Nils3OWN r/wooooosh

    • @tjcraft7233
      @tjcraft7233 5 лет назад +3

      @Greg Rosenbaum what do you mean ?!

  • @MrFindX
    @MrFindX 7 лет назад +3263

    Most motivational video ever

  • @harukaf.n.1994
    @harukaf.n.1994 2 года назад +1584

    Wow this is literally me. This has been me for the past 5 years, hadn't watched the video before but yeah, definitely recommended method to feel more miserable and just get to the realization that this is how your life will keep being and you can't do anything about it bc you are an absolute failure that doesn't have an ounce of willpower, and even when others try to help you you reject them 👍

    • @EbonyWarren
      @EbonyWarren Год назад +119

      I think the point of this video was to tell you to start doing the opposite of what you've been doing to help imporve your happiness. Instead of waiting for modivation you have to start just imporving small things about your boat and listen to your instincts

    • @Xilir2009
      @Xilir2009 Год назад +17

      No focus on one of the ways and try to change you from that. Make a note book to set smal but monumental tasks to improve your self. Please read this and don't just brush it away.

    • @SillyRobot
      @SillyRobot Год назад +5

      he was probably joking

    • @sasin2715
      @sasin2715 Год назад +11

      @@SillyRobot he wasnt, this is the path to sadness

    • @SillyRobot
      @SillyRobot Год назад +13

      @@sasin2715 yeah that was foolish of me to think that this individual was actually joking.

  • @lynnevega1976
    @lynnevega1976 7 лет назад +1438

    My dad sent this to me.....
    Shots fired

    • @amedic164
      @amedic164 7 лет назад +55

      *rip feelings*

    • @rubenguitron-martinez3218
      @rubenguitron-martinez3218 7 лет назад +24

      Return fire

    • @misssneaky2916
      @misssneaky2916 7 лет назад +2

      i am going to send it to my friend

    • @mintythegreenoreo64
      @mintythegreenoreo64 7 лет назад +4

      Time for some new parents! ;'D

    • @0dCore
      @0dCore 7 лет назад +22

      @Aislyn Clark And, did you get his point ?
      He's a good dad if he tries to hint you a way trough life imo

  • @brwngator
    @brwngator 7 лет назад +14891

    Instructions unclear: Bought a boat.

    • @tastelesswaffles
      @tastelesswaffles 7 лет назад +131

      Judgement Day with penis stuck in the bird house

    • @MasteringJohn
      @MasteringJohn 7 лет назад +203

      No Judgement Day, you fool! It was a just an expression. Now you'll be exposed to wretched sea air and sunlight that will lift your spirits, bringing you ever closer to happiness!

    • @BloodSprite-tan
      @BloodSprite-tan 7 лет назад +82

      that doesn't actually seem like a bad idea, as long as it's your all room you should be fine.

    • @Tehevilcookieable
      @Tehevilcookieable 7 лет назад +11

      Did it work?

    • @MyName-tb9oz
      @MyName-tb9oz 7 лет назад +69

      "I'd rather be in my boat with a drink on the rocks than in the drink with my boat on the rocks." -- Every boater ever.

  • @mohammadi463
    @mohammadi463 7 лет назад +1557

    To understand what makes you happy, you must first understand what makes you sad.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 7 лет назад +37

      work and all associated with it makes me sad

    • @icilebop
      @icilebop 7 лет назад +48

      So if living makes me sad then I should kill myself... K thanks bye ima die now

    • @davidonfim2381
      @davidonfim2381 7 лет назад +53

      Yes, but to understand what makes you sad you must first understand what makes you happy.
      No wonder everyone is so clueless.

    • @user-pd3el2lo3x
      @user-pd3el2lo3x 7 лет назад +5

      Thanks Mohammed

    • @calebakin8385
      @calebakin8385 7 лет назад

      ethan McDonald Find what makes you think that way

  • @joshuajohnson7848
    @joshuajohnson7848 Год назад +68

    Watching this from my now more learned perspective, it now makes sense why i have had such a struggle to be anything close to happy for a majority of my life. ADHD is one hell of a handicap for many things.

  • @maximiliankleineberg8382
    @maximiliankleineberg8382 3 года назад +5695

    I think you should've added "avoid social interactions wherever possible" This is also quite effective

    • @SilverThyme
      @SilverThyme 3 года назад +134

      unless youre introverted in which case do the opposite

    • @demetriromano565
      @demetriromano565 3 года назад +569

      @@SilverThyme I disagree, I’m an introvert and definitely need my alone time or I’ll end up burned out. But never having any social interaction at all is a track to feeling lonely and sad. The key is just to balance some social time with your needs for yourself as well.

    • @bytekast
      @bytekast 3 года назад +105

      @@demetriromano565 Sure. Being introvert is not the same as being asocial, having social anxiety or being shy. Those are different things, not necessarily we'll have them (even though some introverts have one of those).

    • @ry9043
      @ry9043 3 года назад +43

      @@SilverThyme correction: "Unless you are antisocial/agoraphobic, in which case do the opposite."
      (I should know, because I am both of these.)

    • @aidanpoulter9514
      @aidanpoulter9514 3 года назад +59

      And always tell yourself ‘no one knows what I’m going through cos they’ve never felt like me’ and stay away from people.

  • @Spailon
    @Spailon 3 года назад +2722

    **How to maximize misery**
    1. Stay still (preferably in the same room)
    2. Screw with your sleep
    3. Maximize your screen time
    4. Use your screen to stoke your negative emotions
    5. Set VAPID (Vague, Amorphous, Pie in the sky, Irrelevant, Delayed) goals
    6. Pursue happiness directly
    7. Follow your instincts

    • @user.who137
      @user.who137 3 года назад +36

      Bro this is literaly on line learing in a nut shell. Duck

    • @rusty9705
      @rusty9705 3 года назад +72

      This being here, I would still recommend watching the video since this simplification gets rid of quite a lot and imo ruins the point of the video.

    • @Spailon
      @Spailon 3 года назад +70

      @@rusty9705 it was honestly just to remember it for myself, but yeah, watch the video

    • @rusty9705
      @rusty9705 3 года назад +12

      @@Spailon ah, fair enough

    • @mrbigsmile3902
      @mrbigsmile3902 3 года назад +16

      @@Spailon It was a nice overview after watching the video. Thanks!

  • @Capibara97
    @Capibara97 6 лет назад +3020

    This is the best and calmest sarcastic roast I have ever seen

    • @joecurran2811
      @joecurran2811 6 лет назад +9

      Quirky Quokka true story. Gonna share it on Facebook.

    • @FulgurHalcyon
      @FulgurHalcyon 6 лет назад +7

      Joe Curran credit grey at the very least. You can also just put the link to the video.

    • @sheepersjeepers4953
      @sheepersjeepers4953 6 лет назад +1

      The Nature Deathless Killer This is facebook we’re talking about

    • @FulgurHalcyon
      @FulgurHalcyon 6 лет назад +1

      Stiltonmajor Statistically, very unlikely events can always happen.

    • @saladcaesar7716
      @saladcaesar7716 6 лет назад +1

      It feels like a motivation rather than a roast. I feel more boost now.

  • @hamburger72
    @hamburger72 Год назад +91

    this is a perfect what-not-to-do tutorial that actually helps so much more than all the other ones telling you how to achieve happiness

  • @masondavid7201
    @masondavid7201 5 лет назад +3233

    1: Remain active
    2: Sleep on a schedule
    3: Limit your screen time (or at the very least, use blue light filters)
    4: Ignore the media and social media
    5: Set specific, measurable, actionable, responsible, time-bounded, smart goals
    6: Do not pursue happiness, but rather pursue a higher sense of self, and to fulfill yourself
    7: Be logical and reasonable, not impulsive
    Alright, better life, here I come! Thanks CGP Grey!

    • @emyl1999RO
      @emyl1999RO 5 лет назад +150

      Sounds more fun when you use reverse psychology. :)

    • @DiversionG
      @DiversionG 5 лет назад +61

      You weren't supposed to do that but let me follow the same path

    • @yourboiwood7031
      @yourboiwood7031 5 лет назад +38

      Wait.. that's illegal

    • @davranbekrozmetov9425
      @davranbekrozmetov9425 5 лет назад +9

      Have you failed yet?

    • @Jostein1945
      @Jostein1945 5 лет назад +60

      Wow what an idiot literally the opposite of his good tips

  • @mastershadowreaper
    @mastershadowreaper 5 лет назад +879

    It's crazy how we're all on the same boat

  • @fawazshah
    @fawazshah 4 года назад +2231

    Step 1 to maximise misery: stay indoors as much as possible
    The whole world in lockdown: 👀

  • @maxsluvie
    @maxsluvie 2 года назад +72

    During Quarantine in 2020, almost all of these steps were true for me and I was absolutely miserable. I was failing some classes in school and it was a depressing time for me. These steps work and most of the time you don't even know they were in effect. My life is better now but after watching this video it's just made me realize just how much the pandemic affected my life.

  • @nightradiance7287
    @nightradiance7287 3 года назад +6039

    Instructions unclear, I cured my depression

    • @auhsojacosta1672
      @auhsojacosta1672 3 года назад +155

      Neutral ending - walkthrough

    • @shinigami7800
      @shinigami7800 3 года назад +76

      Is it normal that I live like that but am still quite happy

    • @Eli-mn5cq
      @Eli-mn5cq 3 года назад +27

      Instructions unclear, I became Jesus and walked across the ocean.

    • @miedzianytv8987
      @miedzianytv8987 3 года назад +4

      Same lol

    • @TheOne-jm6tg
      @TheOne-jm6tg 3 года назад +35

      @@shinigami7800 research has shown that genetically some people will just be happier than other people on regular basis, due to their hormones and biological conditions. (They even suggested that 60% of your mood is determined biologically, so the video prob only accounts for the other 40%) That being said, it is likely that you will be happier had you done the opposite of what this video recommends.

  • @brunoclixe5225
    @brunoclixe5225 3 года назад +492

    Everyone saying how this is their life after quarantine , but it was the same before too....

    • @leuco2048
      @leuco2048 3 года назад +8

      Same

    • @mayam.235
      @mayam.235 3 года назад +12

      no it wasn't

    • @vvm7792
      @vvm7792 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @posteddupp
      @posteddupp 3 года назад +19

      @@mayam.235 dont lie to yourself

    • @DejonckheereWard
      @DejonckheereWard 3 года назад +20

      It wasn't, because school made me go outside, made me have a regular sleep schedule

  • @krowflin4468
    @krowflin4468 3 года назад +327

    "Be sure to wait for motivation rather than setting a time" the bane of my existance in one sentence.

    • @Eli-mn5cq
      @Eli-mn5cq 3 года назад +9

      same here, i've been staring at my art program and openoffice writer waiting for ideas while my pasta bowl sits on my drawer menacingly.

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot 3 года назад

      Me too.

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +3

      Motivation has to come from something, though. For me, it's the right logic.

    • @deesnuts4993
      @deesnuts4993 3 года назад

      Oooof same here

    • @Olivia-W
      @Olivia-W 3 года назад +4

      Have you considered it might be ADHD?
      I mean, yeah, it could be you're "just" lazy or something, but I've worked my butt off and just can't get things done. Lose things, miss things, and have fought tooth and nail to develop habits to counter these tendencies- calendar, to-do lists, accountability buddies, pomodoro, pretty much throwing everything at that wall. I still can't do even half of what others can. I just _can't._ Maybe you're struggling with executive dysfunction too.

  • @grimthedeathlord8998
    @grimthedeathlord8998 Год назад +65

    I love videos like this because it encourages you to become self aware of all of the terrible things that you're doing wrong in your life in a way that telling you how to fix your life just doesn't do

  • @SharurFoF
    @SharurFoF 3 года назад +431

    "Remain indoors as much as possible, preferably in the same room"
    And I took that personally

    • @danielcooper8964
      @danielcooper8964 3 года назад +9

      Bro I live in a studio apartment, I don't have a choice

    • @Pyrodiac
      @Pyrodiac 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, as if we don't do that already.

    • @raizenmazoku1519
      @raizenmazoku1519 2 года назад

      I took this whole video personal.

  • @ognotapussyslayer5917
    @ognotapussyslayer5917 4 года назад +257

    I've been doing every single one of these except for #6 for several months. Glad I rewatched this video, really gave me a reality check. I'll do something about it. Eventually.

    • @yettyeet3509
      @yettyeet3509 4 года назад +18

      Yeah tomorrow

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 4 года назад +19

      Ya, you’ll do it when you feel like it.

    • @Unit-sg1wc
      @Unit-sg1wc 4 года назад +6

      Procrastination is also one of the factors of being a miserable person

    • @kykk3365
      @kykk3365 4 года назад +1

      I've been doing #2 since grade school! Wait, what!?

    • @calefan253
      @calefan253 4 года назад +1

      Sorry bud, eventually is too late, so I’m afraid that you’ll have to start doing something about it right now.

  • @corneliugoea2305
    @corneliugoea2305 7 лет назад +1322

    Dude, every in every second of this video I felt like you were describing my whole summer, I'm not even joking..

    • @gamecubeguru4553
      @gamecubeguru4553 7 лет назад

      Corneliu Goea same

    • @JsnKrishna
      @JsnKrishna 7 лет назад +40

      Summer? More like present routine :'(

    • @dunn0r
      @dunn0r 7 лет назад +78

      Summer? Last 10 years...

    • @edjrage7745
      @edjrage7745 7 лет назад +50

      Your "whole summer"? That's cute.

    • @rileyhearon476
      @rileyhearon476 7 лет назад +1

      Totally, glad to see I'm not the only one who had a terrible summer

  • @justq8937
    @justq8937 2 года назад +143

    I do most of these and surprisingly I'm not really miserable and even happier than ever before, I just simply REALLY enjoy being alone in my room, it feels like a little freedom of sorts, free from whatever is happening outside, and can do anything I want, before I had to go outside more often and I was always very anxious and nervous just by being around other people, vaguely hearing them about different things that I just never fully understand and just had to stay still and quiet until I could finally return home exhausted by the day

    • @gbnam8
      @gbnam8 Год назад +24

      cool to see im not the only one with this mindset

    • @anything8953
      @anything8953 Год назад +67

      That's because your not doing ALL of the steps. Make sure you are doing number 5. Set goals you can't achieve.

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 4 года назад +890

    Wow! I can’t believe I was featured in a CGP Grey video!

    • @Bagimations
      @Bagimations 4 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @Codster121
      @Codster121 4 года назад +1

      I've been following all 7 for years. xD

    • @ruslans2006
      @ruslans2006 4 года назад

      Hahaa I hate this meme.

  • @M.Karlsson
    @M.Karlsson 3 года назад +590

    this was the hardest hitting wake up call in my life.
    Thank you

    • @lunakoala5053
      @lunakoala5053 3 года назад +5

      dont fool yourself, you're already back asleep.

    • @M.Karlsson
      @M.Karlsson 3 года назад +48

      @@lunakoala5053 as a recap. I'm having way better days still after 2 months. Much happier and more energy ☺️

    • @Artsu1993
      @Artsu1993 3 года назад

      How did you improve your life?

    • @codzboy74
      @codzboy74 3 года назад +6

      @@M.Karlsson Glad to see you're doing better

    • @tacticalflex2154
      @tacticalflex2154 3 года назад +1

      @@M.Karlsson still sticking to it?

  • @SyBaR_
    @SyBaR_ 7 лет назад +298

    It's kinda sad that this video resonates with so many people, but also comforting. At least we all now know how easy it is to slip into this cycle, for a large percentage of people.

    • @intheairex
      @intheairex 7 лет назад

      +

    • @promaty
      @promaty 7 лет назад +1

      Knowing that everyone is just as messed up is very comforting. Makes you feel normal. I recommend checking out The School of Life channel, all of their videos have a similar vibe.

    • @promaty
      @promaty 7 лет назад

      Nicholas Stevens are you ok?

  • @SSR.ScarletSpillingRiver
    @SSR.ScarletSpillingRiver Год назад +23

    This is one of my most favorite finds in the internet, I NEEDED this in my life
    Thank you for giving me a more DIRECT explanation for something I desperately needed

  • @northseahero3387
    @northseahero3387 4 года назад +3324

    Joke's on you, I've been following this guide for years.

    • @michielo5162
      @michielo5162 4 года назад +64

      same! we're going to win!

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 4 года назад +43

      Yes! Misery here I come!!

    • @sreyanchakravarty7694
      @sreyanchakravarty7694 4 года назад +16

      Yup. We are the ones who are going to make it.

    • @Ceasord
      @Ceasord 4 года назад +13

      Im trying to be happy but accidentally follows this guide

    • @allannacadle673
      @allannacadle673 4 года назад +3

      😂 same!

  • @rustedcan9313
    @rustedcan9313 7 лет назад +5940

    Hell yeah, a new CGP Grey vid!
    7 minutes later...
    i need to rethink life

  • @theweirdones7544
    @theweirdones7544 5 лет назад +680

    I don't remember giving you permission to make a video on my life, sir

  • @thatqueerpunk
    @thatqueerpunk 2 года назад +18

    I think this is far more effective than any motivational video about success. No one wants to change up their lifestyle if what they have going for them is working. No, you may not be happy with how you are living, but you aren't dead and it could be worse. A lot of the time motivational videos talk about what actions you *can* take in order to improve your life, but not what actions you should quit doing.

  • @bluedrew2
    @bluedrew2 5 лет назад +828

    I’m hoping that eventually, my misery will overflow over 255 and loop back to happiness.
    Edit: Got a floating point error that made me crash. I had to do a full reset.

  • @Calyx
    @Calyx 7 лет назад +653

    My stepdad has a small gym room in his house. I lived there for 7 years have never used it.
    After this video I called him up if he was home, I wanted to use the gym room.
    It's been 2 weeks now and i'm just rewatching the video and can already see the shiny islands of happiness in the distance. Starting a new job on monday, too and going to a small party in about an hour.
    Good luck you glorious bastards.

    • @SilverNachtmahr
      @SilverNachtmahr 7 лет назад

      Calyx hey, congrats! :)

    • @VictorSilvestri
      @VictorSilvestri 7 лет назад +30

      I feel like you missed a point in this video

    • @cristobalsimioni3751
      @cristobalsimioni3751 7 лет назад +10

      Please, don't fail. Do it for us. Show us that it's possible to change. That there is an opportunity

    • @Calyx
      @Calyx 7 лет назад +23

      So far so good. Job is starting to suck a little bit more each day but I guess that's most jobs for ya, I guess.
      I'm an IT guy and I have to say it feels good to be away from the computer and filling my days with something a little more useful. I have a regular sleeping pattern now though I do still stay up a little too late each and every day, and every single day I arrive at work thinking "why the fuck didn't I go to sleep earlier, i promised myself I would"
      I do feel more fit and once I get through the sleepyness and am actually ready to do things it feels good to be busy. It's friday now and I actually feel like the weekend is my reward, instead of 'just another day'.
      I abandoned sporting though. Can't muster up the energy to do a workout after work (i've never been a sporty guy, ever, which is the excuse I tell myself too, cuz it's true) but so far so good.
      You can do it. You just need someone to give you that little push to get busy. Meeting new people is definately one of the biggest improvements you can make. You need to get out of your comfortable little bubble if you ever wanna not be depressed af. It seems comfortable until you look back and think how depressing it is.
      God speed.

    • @KamZero
      @KamZero 7 лет назад +6

      Calyx cool story bro, but you're blatantly disregarding the message of this video. What are you, some kind of rebel anarchist?

  • @thinthle
    @thinthle 7 лет назад +834

    How to be miserable: Procrastinate on everything
    Food - Can wait.
    Fun things - Are expensive better save that money and time.
    Urgent stuff - Too stressfull let's do that later.
    Family and friends - You need to do important stuff first
    Important stuff- What defines important, is it really imporant enough let's think about that for a long time.
    Outdoors- Nah it's to (cold, windy, wet, bright, humid, etc.)
    Sleep - As long as I don't sleep it doesn't become the next day now I have more time.
    Romanticize pain and be upset about what could have been voila you're miserable.

    • @txqea9817
      @txqea9817 6 лет назад +26

      dont forget that joining the ugandan knuckles tribe is also one

    • @mabus4910
      @mabus4910 6 лет назад +1

      Very good. You I like you. Very usefull.

    • @jordan98127
      @jordan98127 6 лет назад +1

      But it really is too cold to go outdoors

    • @LostOter
      @LostOter 6 лет назад

      Saving money on fun things means u can spend that money on other fun things later tho, or things that give more fun for the same amount.

    • @LostieTrekieTechie
      @LostieTrekieTechie 6 лет назад +1

      thinthle I've heard procrastination described as "temporarily forgetting what's important to you"

  • @alifram117
    @alifram117 Год назад +309

    1. Go outside, get moving, don't lock yourself up
    2. Fix your sleep schedule, get proper sleep
    3. Reduce your screen time
    4. Don't fret over irrelevant topics and things that you can't control
    5. Set a clear and achievable goal
    6. Don't search for your idea of happiness, just do what makes you happy
    7. Think things through, weigh the consequences/results of your action

  • @prim16
    @prim16 7 лет назад +1989

    This video is just brilliant. He absconded good morals with playful satire, and once you are lured into the video expecting a laugh or two; you realize the flaw of such actions, and how easy it can be to break the cycle of misery. This video was more motivational for me than any video that puts forth a clear label of life-changing tips. I started the video laughing, and finished realizing how essential and simple it can be to take short strides towards fulfillment. Thank you so much for this, CGP Grey.

    • @traktortarik8224
      @traktortarik8224 7 лет назад +34

      primaltare I didn't really get any motivation I just felt sad

    • @yeyoht3736
      @yeyoht3736 7 лет назад +1

      primaltare pp

    • @haydentravis3348
      @haydentravis3348 7 лет назад +5

      Not for me. I heard the voice in my head speak with Grey's voice. And all is right with the world right where I am.

    • @silverwolf919
      @silverwolf919 7 лет назад +25

      it's good motivation for some people, but for people with serious disorders this video just makes them feel like shit. people with depression know that certain things can help but they still don't do them, that's why they have depression.

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 7 лет назад

      primaltare agreed

  • @the.corvidian
    @the.corvidian 3 года назад +479

    This made me realize this is what happens to people in old folks homes unless they make a very real effort to go on walks and socialize

    • @aidanpoulter9514
      @aidanpoulter9514 3 года назад +76

      I worked in an old folks home till just now when they won’t employ me cos i had an adverse reaction to the vax and so i won’t get another. Anyway, a few years ago we went to a children village complex in Uganda to work and there they had a teaching institute for people who want to start similar works. Anyway, one day the topic was ‘the difference between an orphanage and a children’s home/ or a home’. They went through all these things like ‘ you don’t have your own belongings or they’re not looked after’ and ‘there is no physical contact’ or ‘who you are and what you do doesn’t mean anything’. As they went on and on i realised with dread that old people’s home’s are orphanages for the 80s and 90 year olds. So i totally agree with your comment.

    • @bbaugher2419
      @bbaugher2419 3 года назад +39

      @@aidanpoulter9514 your comment was just as eye-opening. Old folks homes being orphanages for the elderly... that's such a perfect way to put it.

  • @ANWRocketMan
    @ANWRocketMan 5 лет назад +381

    To anyone struggling with doing all these things, as he said with cleaning your house, start with improving one at a time. Trying to fix your entire life at once sets you up for failure there as well. I've entered a very deep depression over the last two years and I'm still doing many of these things. i KNOW they're bad for me, and I screamed at myself every day to just get up and do something. I've only recently managed to start fixing my sleep schedule and just correcting that single aspect has already made a massive change. i'm currently focussing on taking a walk and shower in the morning when I get up (consistently now at least) rather than feeling sorry for myself in bed for 4 hours. I still hate the walking and have no desire to do it yet and I'm struggling to keep to my plan. That said, progress is progress. Hang in there.

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 5 лет назад +14

      I hope you don't mind that I'm aspiring to be like you. Ok, time to clean the closet first.

    • @restrictedmilk
      @restrictedmilk 4 года назад +3

      Keep fighting the good fight!

    • @belldrop7365
      @belldrop7365 4 года назад +6

      1 step forward, 3 steps back.
      Go out doors, burn from the sun. Go back inside to your comfort laundry pile to heal.
      Works every time.

    • @am3342
      @am3342 4 года назад

      Keep on with it man , progress is exponential with habits. U will feel shitty and u will fail but with time it will improve

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 4 года назад +1

      Get tested for narcolepsy. The average diagnosis.time from inception to realization is a staggering 12-15 YEARS! Doctors never want to believe it's narcolepsy until they get the MRI scan AND the spinal tap but low levels of the hormone hypocretin only signal afew things, all needing medical attention, not psychological.

  • @friendsnotfound1228
    @friendsnotfound1228 2 года назад +47

    I got started with self improvement a few days ago and i was already afraid that i might get happier. But luckily now i have the perfect guide to stay sad forever. Thank you so much

  • @tester1991
    @tester1991 3 года назад +5123

    Grey: "If you must contribute, do so in meaningless token ways and be disappointed in the lack of change."
    Twitter: 👁 👁
    👄

  • @illdie314
    @illdie314 7 лет назад +818

    A list for reference:
    #1: Stay still
    #2: Screw with your sleep
    #3: Maximize screen time
    #4: Use screen to stoke negative emotions
    #5: Set VAPID goals, not SMART goals
    #6: Pursue happiness directly (idealize happiness)
    #7: Follow your instincts

  • @MemeSnack
    @MemeSnack 7 лет назад +1990

    "Man, can't believe the girl of my dreams broke my heart so brutally, maybe some RUclips will cheer me up..."

    •  7 лет назад +17

      Man, the only person I've ever felt anything towards in my life has returned after being gone for 2 years in which i tried dating. Oh she thought I didn't mean it when i said "I love you" because nobody could love her and now someone else got her...Remember saving up 3000 euro's so you could get her out of there, or fuck it just visit because it'd be worth it that you splurged on your pc after thinking you lost her because it broke and without it you got more suicidal...yeah great choice
      At least I know she loved and still does love me haha...That ocean in between us yeah. That's all that stood in the way, talking to her daily making a note of every step closer
      Good luck mate, if I may advice something move on, you don't want to end up feeling like I do every moment you're not with her

    • @jimparaster8236
      @jimparaster8236 7 лет назад +12

      Why do the best girls always do that? I had a crush for 3 years but wasn't allowed to date her until I left my parents' house because they're religious nuts. She was "In love" with me for 3 months, but left with no warning for reasons that are still unknown.

    • @ridavv6482
      @ridavv6482 7 лет назад +5

      Maybe some RUclips will cheer y'all up 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 7 лет назад

      Meme Snack said nobody ever

    • @CaptBritNZ
      @CaptBritNZ 7 лет назад +1

      The girl of my dreams (gf of 2 years) just left me and I went straight to this to remind me what not to do

  • @SurrealSoda
    @SurrealSoda 2 года назад +66

    This may sound cliche but this video saved my life. For years I was wallowing my own self pity but you made me realise that my doing the opposite of what you said I'd get better. Thanks Grey:)

  • @Booya5806
    @Booya5806 3 года назад +382

    Thank you for this, I’ve been suffering from unreasonable happiness and I think this might put me on the right track.

  • @ShadyHitchhiker
    @ShadyHitchhiker 7 лет назад +1524

    Jesus, this felt like a solid prolonged six minute burn.

    • @Saintphoenix86
      @Saintphoenix86 7 лет назад +4

      You got the wrong message then

    • @SamyasaSwi
      @SamyasaSwi 7 лет назад +52

      no that just means that it hits home

    • @TheOtherNeutrino
      @TheOtherNeutrino 7 лет назад +25

      Hits? More like it steamrolled as if thrown by a crazed vampire.

    • @Yzeyr
      @Yzeyr 7 лет назад +2

      Isn't that what a burn is?

    • @everyhandleistakendamnit
      @everyhandleistakendamnit 7 лет назад +7

      and the crazed vampire is also better looking than me

  • @datpudding5338
    @datpudding5338 3 года назад +202

    Coming back here after a while.
    This video helped me a lot with my depression and PTSD.
    Because of your video I got to get a therapist.
    Just wanted to thank you

    • @GoingToAFuneral
      @GoingToAFuneral 2 года назад +5

      You’re welcome

    • @texxstalker
      @texxstalker 2 года назад +1

      I think i will get one, too. Man this is hard.

  • @yuncelluz8709
    @yuncelluz8709 Год назад +109

    Woah Becoming self aware is harsh

  • @weinsim3856
    @weinsim3856 5 лет назад +494

    That moment when you realize that you've been doing exactly this for your entire life

    • @SiamHossain7
      @SiamHossain7 5 лет назад +12

      And that you didn't deserve happiness in the first place anyways so you're not gonna do anything to change. Lul

    • @yestermorrow3223
      @yestermorrow3223 5 лет назад +2

      same. I like unicorns and smiley faces. Huh.

    • @mj-cd9fr
      @mj-cd9fr 5 лет назад

      yeah

    • @josher-ch6sf
      @josher-ch6sf 5 лет назад

      I think that's the point

    • @brandondavis1440
      @brandondavis1440 4 года назад

      And then just shrug it off like me and live your normal life

  • @gabrielspizzirri1102
    @gabrielspizzirri1102 7 лет назад +296

    Wow this video really helped me out!I am very miserable now.

  • @_tatm_3680
    @_tatm_3680 4 года назад +644

    I'm sad now. I literally check off almost all of the criteria already.

    • @carvilia143
      @carvilia143 4 года назад +57

      Thats perfect. You are a great sailor!

    • @dickurkel6910
      @dickurkel6910 3 года назад +17

      So start changing them, one by one.

    • @palontryys
      @palontryys 3 года назад +17

      Same! I was watching this and was growing more confident in my misery, until he started talking about how the brain will try to auto correct. I still have that running, will need to work on that later

    • @Lee-ls1ko
      @Lee-ls1ko 3 года назад +2

      great job!

    • @archer_wsk1408
      @archer_wsk1408 3 года назад +1

      Dude i check off all of the criteria and am poor and a bit ugly but am still happy

  • @StenTarvo
    @StenTarvo Год назад +45

    I am here to take a break from this all nighter I am pulling for this midterm that I have been studying for. Slaughtering step 1 and 2.