7 Ways to Maximize Misery 😞

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @mr.blueitachi5258
    @mr.blueitachi5258 2 года назад +45084

    My dude literally explained my life without missing the tiniest detail

  • @товарищАлександр-ч7г
    @товарищАлександр-ч7г 4 года назад +97550

    I just realized I've done all of this without even studying. What a natural born sailor I am

    • @ScttSt_vocals
      @ScttSt_vocals 3 года назад +854

      Что сказать, сочувствую тебе, однако в том ты не одинок, товарищ.
      Начни же свой пуиь к светлому будущему с чтения трудов батюшки нашего Ленина.

    • @Male_Parent
      @Male_Parent 3 года назад +275

      Same

    • @Cool_Name_12
      @Cool_Name_12 3 года назад +149

      Same.

    • @saturnine3726
      @saturnine3726 3 года назад +106

      Same

    • @amatura5854
      @amatura5854 3 года назад +212

      @@ScttSt_vocals Ты ок?

  • @AaronsMemes
    @AaronsMemes 4 года назад +16221

    I watch this frequently. The reverse psychology works a lot better for me than some random guy saying "You can do it".

  • @barbaraann7610
    @barbaraann7610 Год назад +23430

    This guy helped me more in 6 minutes than my therapist did in 3 years!

    • @Ind-e8b
      @Ind-e8b 9 месяцев назад +343

      Hope you’ve either got a better life, a better therapist, or better life coach.

  • @Chloeraven
    @Chloeraven 6 лет назад +4981

    I've been nailing each and every one of these steps for the past 6 years.
    This was a very constructive verbal beatdown, thank you.

    • @reverberateddreams7958
      @reverberateddreams7958 6 лет назад +77

      it kinda hurts

    • @fenster3668
      @fenster3668 5 лет назад +39

      Time for some change buddy?

    • @BvousBrainSystems
      @BvousBrainSystems 5 лет назад +66

      Seriously.The only thing I don't do out of these is armchair activism, I've been in everything else for seven years at this point.

    • @evaahh9584
      @evaahh9584 5 лет назад +38

      Manek Iridius
      So if someone wants to go skydiving with a broken parachute because they think it’ll just make them fall faster, but they’ll still be safe we shouldn’t stop them because no body else knows what’s good for you?
      If we find out someone has suicidal thoughts we shouldn’t help them because we don’t know what’s good for them?
      We should just let pedos roam with our children because we cannot know what is good for them?
      Yeah, nobody can give advice to anyone, ever.

    • @9rh9
      @9rh9 5 лет назад +8

      Colobrinus With a side of cube
      No,
      He means that you know damn well that’s a stupid idea and you shouldn’t rely on others to stop you from doing the things you know you should not do. He also didn’t advice you not to help people that are seriously confused.
      Edit: What you did was a classical straw man argument. Although in the context of maximizing misery maybe you just improved his advice.

  • @petsan97
    @petsan97 5 лет назад +11006

    This video made me clean my entire apartment, and feel immense satisfaction about it.
    0/10, I want my money back.

    • @chaoticsilver8442
      @chaoticsilver8442 5 лет назад +440

      Your goal must've not been unreachably large enough. Set your goal to clean the apartment. Not just the area you live in, the entire apartment building.

    • @chaoticsilver8442
      @chaoticsilver8442 5 лет назад +234

      If this is still not enough, then the whole block, then the city you live in, so on and so forth until your goal is to clean up the entire world somehow.

    • @addamazeing
      @addamazeing 4 года назад +1

      @@miso-ge1gz
      I realize, but what does that have have to do with what you said?

    • @richtofen4888
      @richtofen4888 4 года назад +1

      The Random Dude Oracle!

    • @yousufkanan247
      @yousufkanan247 4 года назад +42

      mission failed succesfully

  • @itchyunicorn8141
    @itchyunicorn8141 4 года назад +6595

    I came as a joke but checked every box and now I'm deeper into the current

    • @TheCatgirl
      @TheCatgirl 4 года назад +16

      ^

    • @mokhosh
      @mokhosh 4 года назад +82

      Me tooooo, but this comment threw me out of the current somehow, thanks.

    • @rakhapradana7350
      @rakhapradana7350 4 года назад +3

      This is weird

    • @alespic
      @alespic 4 года назад +1

      Same...

    • @orangeanarchy235
      @orangeanarchy235 4 года назад +44

      It’s the opposite for me, it showed me how far down the current i am, and gave me motivation to turn this boat around

  • @jeniffer7799
    @jeniffer7799 2 года назад +11411

    "Be well informed, while doing nothing."
    This hits a little too hard.

  • @williamharper8745
    @williamharper8745 3 года назад +24605

    Cleaned my whole house just to spite you. It took 8 hours and now I'm even more unhappy.

    • @rayenaouadi3190
      @rayenaouadi3190 3 года назад +3613

      yea but now you're unhappy in a sparkling clean house, and that's something

    • @eimearmcdnagh1853
      @eimearmcdnagh1853 3 года назад +737

      Ever been unhappy with a clear window?

    • @megasbaladoros
      @megasbaladoros 3 года назад +519

      Kudos for the brilliant approach of #4 USE YOUR SCREEN TO STOKE YOUR NEGATIVE EMOTIONS (about things over which you have no control or influence). I am so proud of you and I don't even know you. 💜
      Also kudos on cleaning your whole house. Much better than sitting idle in a dirty house and not even knowing if you are even capable of cleaning your house! (Ok, maybe that last part was just me)

    • @reihanboo
      @reihanboo 3 года назад +88

      Yeah. Especially when you have to move your furnitures around and when you search how to clean this certain stain, and you need to go to Walmart again. Never again.

    • @dawidkrzyczkowski4289
      @dawidkrzyczkowski4289 3 года назад +125

      @@eimearmcdnagh1853 now you can be sad while seeing everyone being happy more clearly

  • @AndrewJJ-0114
    @AndrewJJ-0114 4 года назад +12457

    You missed another really good tip: Spend as much time as possible reflecting on the past. Look at the fun times you had in the past and think about how impossible they are now because your life has changed. Look at the bad times you had in the past and try to work out how they were your fault or how they mark general trends in your life.

    • @57thorns
      @57thorns 4 года назад +336

      Those are way too effective to use as an "inspirational" video.

    • @1skcowroq838
      @1skcowroq838 4 года назад +26

      @@Samuel62655 we all are...

    • @pinguin4898
      @pinguin4898 4 года назад +116

      those can backfire on some individuals and as such are not 100% effective in achieving true sadness

    • @TomMcMorrow
      @TomMcMorrow 4 года назад +246

      I spent a good five minutes trying to come up with a witty one-liner and couldn't. I've been really good at avoiding all 7 of the things on this list. Then this comment cleaned my clock. Yeah. I do this a lot. I mean a LOT. Like A. LOT. It tortures me day and night now that I'm 32 that all the fun is gone from life and it won't ever be as great as I remember in my 20's. Well there's possibly 60 more years of this to go, pal. It's gonna be a long ride in the car if you keep up the "I'm not touching you" game for most of it.

    • @emersonpropst2886
      @emersonpropst2886 4 года назад +137

      To really maximize this effect, look for the moments that took you from that happier time to the present, and then spend a great deal of time focusing on how you could change those if you could only go back in time to change them.

  • @deadturret4049
    @deadturret4049 4 года назад +35941

    well then. this has been an unexpected wake up call.

  • @vlim5601
    @vlim5601 2 года назад +953

    The best part about this video is that it tells you what you NEED to hear but don't want to in a way that is fun and respectful enough to maintain the listener's interest.

  • @JatinSharma-ei8ru
    @JatinSharma-ei8ru 4 года назад +9094

    The sad part is that this video basically summed up my everyday routine and I'm not even trying to maximize misery

    • @gamingcinema3210
      @gamingcinema3210 4 года назад +181

      Same and I am only twelve

    • @archer_wsk1408
      @archer_wsk1408 4 года назад +138

      Am like that for 10 years now

    • @m16fermy
      @m16fermy 4 года назад +31

      Same I'm not pron to depression but I still get it sometimes

    • @shalinib9670
      @shalinib9670 4 года назад +140

      Same 😔 but eveytime I try to stop, it works for half a day, then back to the old routine

    • @jonas_the_lost
      @jonas_the_lost 4 года назад +22

      Yup, that's unnervingly similar to what I do every day

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 7 лет назад +7058

    My smile as the video started, slowly turned into nervous chuckles, to an insecure fake smile, then into a full on "existential crisis" look of dread upon my face.

    • @intheairex
      @intheairex 7 лет назад +396

      For anyone who speaks in picture symbols: 😂😅🙂😐🙁😥😰

    • @YannYann12345
      @YannYann12345 7 лет назад +210

      InTheAir *for anyone who speaks in cancer

    • @intheairex
      @intheairex 7 лет назад +71

      The Almighty Demoham It's the only way of conveying information to 'da kids

    • @casey6556
      @casey6556 7 лет назад +145

      Yeah for me it was all uncomfortable "heheheh I guess that's me LOL" until the sleep part hit and then I thought "Shit that is me" and then the goals part hit and I was full on existential "Fuuuuuuu…"

    • @VentusK
      @VentusK 7 лет назад +5

      James Burgess sure it did, kid

  • @jalalshahini
    @jalalshahini 3 года назад +8281

    After years of addiction to youtube and watching hundreds of hundreds of videos, I nominate this as the best and most useful youtube video of all time.

    • @RainyFaerieMusic
      @RainyFaerieMusic 3 года назад +57

      Ditto! Amen to that!

    • @caradog1081
      @caradog1081 3 года назад +92

      I, too, have a crippling addiction to RUclips and other social media

    • @marcrow9114
      @marcrow9114 3 года назад +2

      Ditto

    • @Le_Ashe
      @Le_Ashe 3 года назад

      Soooo, you're not healed yet ?

    • @DAMfoxygrampa
      @DAMfoxygrampa 3 года назад +20

      Only hundreds of videos ?

  • @emiliavorreilli638
    @emiliavorreilli638 2 года назад +2667

    Some more pointers: true misery doesn’t come from constantly torturing yourself. Your brain will adapt to anything as long as it’s consistent. Feed it just enough hope to have its longings crushed every so often and you’ll never feel a moment’s reprieve.

  • @lawrencema667
    @lawrencema667 2 года назад +9929

    Why this video is so helpful: Instead of being one of those sappy, cheesy, motivational videos, this one shows you exactly what you're doing wrong and sends an "Unless you want to amplify it, do the opposite" message.

    • @farttart597
      @farttart597 2 года назад +568

      It also helps you if you actually want to be miserable.

    • @TheCryptoRealm
      @TheCryptoRealm 2 года назад +14

      I am your 999th Like!!

    • @farttart597
      @farttart597 2 года назад +19

      @@TheCryptoRealm I am the 998th Like

    • @vel5785
      @vel5785 Год назад +51

      This just made me notice that i am doing everything wrong

    • @ArterialBog4831
      @ArterialBog4831 Год назад +12

      @@vel5785 me too.

  • @StoneMountain64
    @StoneMountain64 7 лет назад +23394

    PRO TIP: if your allroom is in your parents basement, you don't even have to pay rent

    • @averytaylor7823
      @averytaylor7823 7 лет назад +1303

      But paying rent helps to maximize misery???

    • @DarkNia64
      @DarkNia64 7 лет назад +411

      StoneMountain64 I can do you one better. I live in a shed in my grandma's backyard.

    • @TheGingey
      @TheGingey 7 лет назад +464

      Matthew Taylor both paying and not paying rent have advantages. Depending how much you pay you can be left with very little money so you are unable to do anything, plus work can leave you exhausted so you won't do anything anyway.
      Not paying rent leaves you without a weekly goal "make this much money", it doesn't force you to get a job which is a distraction and most of the time provides human interaction, you are also not paying for your own basic needs which can make you feel worthless.

    • @qwerty-2881
      @qwerty-2881 7 лет назад +18

      sounds familiar

    • @boxieracorn8445
      @boxieracorn8445 7 лет назад +31

      Enemy depression spotted

  • @yellowlemonmothfreak
    @yellowlemonmothfreak 4 года назад +2360

    This is a smart, people are like “eww I don’t want advice on how to feel better I already know what I need to feel better” seeing it flipped is tongue and cheek and makes you pay attention anyways. Two thumbs up

    • @mileysiris
      @mileysiris 4 года назад +31

      reverse psychology ✨

    • @angelikah5870
      @angelikah5870 4 года назад +3

      agh now that im aware of this it doesn't work anymore 😖 thanks luv

    • @TaigaGetsBitches
      @TaigaGetsBitches 4 года назад +2

      TWO THUMBS UP CANCEL THE THUMBS UP NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @default632
      @default632 4 года назад +2

      Damn. I can't believe I missed that

    • @thedaemonofreason3406
      @thedaemonofreason3406 4 года назад +3

      I wonder if people pay attention because they are lookin for things to make fun of the people they know in this video's, only to find problems with themselves.

  • @betsyrocketram
    @betsyrocketram 2 года назад +2061

    Thanks a lot for making this video. Before I was a really happy person, but after watching this and following all of your steps, I feel much worse! Great video!

  • @derkderkin1175
    @derkderkin1175 4 года назад +7580

    I can cross "get personally attacked" off my to-do list for today.

    • @unonium198
      @unonium198 3 года назад +81

      What to do list?

    • @Anyratac
      @Anyratac 3 года назад +20

      That goal is way too small

    • @mlw237
      @mlw237 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KC-zw4mm
      @KC-zw4mm 2 года назад +25

      Wait, you shouldn't have such list if you wanna achieve TRUE misery.

    • @skipper0816
      @skipper0816 2 года назад +6

      @@unonium198 the one we make when we get that burst of productivity/motivation

  • @Rogue9
    @Rogue9 3 года назад +7804

    Shocking how this is a 100% accurate description of the last few months of lockdown for me. I literally tick every single box 😳

    • @Seraphim_MTG
      @Seraphim_MTG 3 года назад +64

      Then go watch Spaceship You

    • @JuGo2004
      @JuGo2004 3 года назад +7

      I love your videos bro

    • @lotematu2812
      @lotematu2812 3 года назад +3

      Heck yea

    • @nomad38
      @nomad38 3 года назад +1

      Wtf I loved your bf1 videos they kept me going

    • @coucoul38
      @coucoul38 3 года назад +6

      Lockdown is horrible, i wish it never happened

  • @logosking2848
    @logosking2848 3 года назад +5271

    CGP motivated me with a video about how to be miserable, gave me existential dread in a video about metric paper, and gave me euphoria in a video about hexagons. This man is incomprehensibly engimatic with incomprehensible goals

    • @jorgealexandre4616
      @jorgealexandre4616 3 года назад +10

      How does the hexagon give you euphoria? I do not understand.

    • @cypher_22
      @cypher_22 3 года назад +253

      @@jorgealexandre4616 because it's the bestagon

    • @AreeeAsh
      @AreeeAsh 3 года назад +12

      @@cypher_22 lmaooo

    • @galeksrus
      @galeksrus 3 года назад +21

      Hexagons are the Bestagons!

    • @themostop6142
      @themostop6142 3 года назад +7

      You mean VAPID goals

  • @Bearsbearsbears37
    @Bearsbearsbears37 5 месяцев назад +668

    I'm dealing with depression, and this video both made me laugh, and helped a lot. Sincerely, thank you

  • @rubensana126
    @rubensana126 2 года назад +14082

    This video is actually so well made, slowly understanding myself and how to prevent how to not be depressed, it's insane how accurate this is. It's almost sarcastic, it's beautiful.

    • @starflowers1751
      @starflowers1751 2 года назад +331

      The video/writing is ironic. Irony is never a coincidence, the author/creator uses it for a purpose.

    • @milee105
      @milee105 2 года назад +163

      As the commenter above i think the video wasnt almost sarcastic, it fully was sarcastic/ironic

    • @omniyambot9876
      @omniyambot9876 2 года назад +49

      It was actually sarcastic. And wholesome.

    • @nono-tq8ve
      @nono-tq8ve 2 года назад +12

      and i see that you're all comedic geniuses

    • @nana-du4mx
      @nana-du4mx 2 года назад +2

      @@starflowers1751 pls elaborate on the "author's purpose" part

  • @goldenspartan100
    @goldenspartan100 7 лет назад +21257

    I didn't know I was going to watch an autobiography on myself today

    • @abuttnugget6753
      @abuttnugget6753 7 лет назад +242

      Goddamn,same feelings here too.

    • @TheDarkMaster02
      @TheDarkMaster02 7 лет назад +564

      You mean a biography, an autobiography would be a biography you wrote yourself.

    • @scrubber123456
      @scrubber123456 7 лет назад +74

      Seems like Grey's been spying on us.

    • @creepis11
      @creepis11 7 лет назад +20

      Same actually

    • @vgm_29
      @vgm_29 7 лет назад +19

      Same 😥

  • @PlayBoX-qq9kr
    @PlayBoX-qq9kr 4 года назад +3912

    The fact that I’m already doing most of these things worries me.

    • @meyegui
      @meyegui 4 года назад +171

      Realizing it is the first step out of it. Good job!

    • @caio2558
      @caio2558 4 года назад +39

      its okay dude, there's a lot of people doing it also(like me)

    • @stevensmith1031
      @stevensmith1031 4 года назад +13

      @@meyegui there is no way out of it lol

    • @c4vengineering
      @c4vengineering 4 года назад +6

      I doing it also and I don't care

    • @taintedmyth0s636
      @taintedmyth0s636 4 года назад +70

      Yeah, I think that's why he made it. All the "just go outside and pursue thing you like!" advice just sounds too cheesy and obvious. Phrasing it like the video is a super good reverse psychology thing and helps because you identify with the steps and that gets you to realize what you're doing is contributing to how you feel.

  • @击nya
    @击nya 2 года назад +934

    i think the condecending, sarcastic, hurtful tone of this single handedly cured my depression
    its been a week i feel so much better fr

  • @smallestpudding3272
    @smallestpudding3272 7 лет назад +15887

    This almost feels like a personal attack.

    • @ChaoticPKK
      @ChaoticPKK 7 лет назад +52

      Zing.

    • @TNamers
      @TNamers 7 лет назад +86

      ThatOneGuyWithTheAnnoyinglyLongUsername I know right. We should all go outside and get Umbreon 13 purple gems.

    • @crazystuffproduction
      @crazystuffproduction 7 лет назад +20

      Aka im doing alot wrong

    • @pwndudebro4579
      @pwndudebro4579 7 лет назад +17

      That's the spirit! Screw you!

    • @RaiNinShoTS
      @RaiNinShoTS 7 лет назад +7

      Seriously

  • @Lvxify
    @Lvxify 7 лет назад +1493

    This is just what I needed to maximise my already horrid and despicable life! Thank you so much!

    • @sophieisawesomeoh
      @sophieisawesomeoh 7 лет назад +11

      Lvxify there's a footnote which suggests that this is actually what you should avoid.

    • @intheairex
      @intheairex 7 лет назад +8

      Sophie Macdonald *cough* *cough*

    • @Lunatic5306
      @Lunatic5306 7 лет назад +16

      Sophie Macdonald LIES!!!! If that is your real name

    • @mcray0309
      @mcray0309 7 лет назад +5

      Lvxify damn i need a knife more then you to cut ur edge

    • @101m4n
      @101m4n 7 лет назад +1

      You mean minimise right?

  • @magiv4205
    @magiv4205 5 лет назад +2224

    "Use your screen to stoke your negative emotions, to feed your anger and anxiety over things you have no control over. Be well informed, while doing nothing."
    That wasn't just a punch in the gut. That was a stab in the kidneys, with a blunt and serrated knife, and you twisted it gleefully with every word.

    • @asentientmonkey4860
      @asentientmonkey4860 5 лет назад +60

      that’s good. More on the way to the misery path.

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 5 лет назад +41

      Yeah, you can tell he learned this from experience.

    • @Pinupopinion
      @Pinupopinion 5 лет назад +16

      This was more like a scalding steam burn peeling open my skin.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +10

      @@Pinupopinion i FELT this comment. Ouch.

    • @PilotAwe
      @PilotAwe 5 лет назад +1

      Is that from Family Guy?

  • @therobloxiangang3218
    @therobloxiangang3218 2 года назад +4749

    is this a personal attack or something

  • @jaynelson7123
    @jaynelson7123 4 года назад +3006

    Sometimes I forget that there are mentally healthy people who don't do this unconsciously.

    • @thomaswiltherford9265
      @thomaswiltherford9265 4 года назад +200

      Oof, hit me right in the feels. For some, doing all of this is automatic and natural. I struggle with anxiety and ADHD and it is a constant effort to improve myself for future me.

    • @jamestrueman8370
      @jamestrueman8370 4 года назад +38

      @@thomaswiltherford9265 Yes, I rarely see how I feel layed out so clearly

    • @CleopatraKing
      @CleopatraKing 4 года назад +26

      I used to be one of those peeps.
      Its possible to be healthy, i used this video, along with themes, and lockdown productivity to get better. Later on i tuned in to cortex

    • @asliaffan
      @asliaffan 4 года назад +5

      Eww furry

    • @CleopatraKing
      @CleopatraKing 4 года назад +41

      @@asliaffan ew a person on the internet who doesnt contribute to the ongoing conversation.
      Seriously you dont have to reply

  • @Capibara97
    @Capibara97 6 лет назад +3085

    This is the best and calmest sarcastic roast I have ever seen

    • @joecurran2811
      @joecurran2811 6 лет назад +9

      Quirky Quokka true story. Gonna share it on Facebook.

    • @FulgurHalcyon
      @FulgurHalcyon 6 лет назад +7

      Joe Curran credit grey at the very least. You can also just put the link to the video.

    • @sheepersjeepers4953
      @sheepersjeepers4953 6 лет назад +1

      The Nature Deathless Killer This is facebook we’re talking about

    • @FulgurHalcyon
      @FulgurHalcyon 6 лет назад +1

      Stiltonmajor Statistically, very unlikely events can always happen.

    • @saladcaesar7716
      @saladcaesar7716 6 лет назад +2

      It feels like a motivation rather than a roast. I feel more boost now.

  • @PhoenixFires
    @PhoenixFires 4 года назад +7002

    I can't believe I'm such a great sailor.

    • @Tbrah42
      @Tbrah42 4 года назад +191

      I’m fucking Captain Jack Sparrow

    • @polyaddict
      @polyaddict 4 года назад +82

      Positive sarcasm is how i worked my way out of a negative mindset (diagnosed depression) be careful lads

    • @seanimationsyt2220
      @seanimationsyt2220 4 года назад +10

      Did mommy not buy you the chicken nuggies

    • @PhoenixFires
      @PhoenixFires 4 года назад +32

      @@seanimationsyt2220 No but a few days after this comment or directly prior my dad died and most of my friends abandoned me.

    • @seanimationsyt2220
      @seanimationsyt2220 4 года назад +5

      @@PhoenixFires lol same except it was my grandma

  • @Ярослав-ф5ы8в
    @Ярослав-ф5ы8в Год назад +440

    "Be well informed, while doing nothing" - so good!

  • @dimaisatree
    @dimaisatree 2 года назад +7590

    The reason I like videos like this more than “motivation” videos that tell you what to do is because nobody likes to be told what to do and so you’ll just watch the video and forget about it minutes later.
    For example, this video gives you steps on how to be unhappy and to those of us who want a happier life all we have to do is simply not do those things. It’s much easier to not do something than it is to do something. It doesn’t matter what we do, as long as we don’t do the things mentioned in this video, you’ll automatically be doing something without it feeling like a chore.

    • @SRrayquaza
      @SRrayquaza 2 года назад +310

      Yup, I agree. The reason this video is so effective, is that it points out exactly the things we're guilty of and holds us accountable for it which it's a harsh task to do for every person. But, the video also shows the consequences of it if you don't do so making it so more effective

    • @kugelblitz7946
      @kugelblitz7946 2 года назад +51

      I guess most of things he tells to do in this video's are not doing something or more precisely anything. So if you want to not do what he says you have to do something.

    • @Tryputo404
      @Tryputo404 2 года назад +4

      What!?

    • @daughteroftheking1222
      @daughteroftheking1222 2 года назад +14

      So it seems we're rebels

    • @clownshow_5727
      @clownshow_5727 2 года назад +18

      you say "those of us who want a happier life" like people are following this to be sad

  • @1OutOf8Billion
    @1OutOf8Billion 4 года назад +15748

    Don’t worry, online school is checking all the criteria.

    • @ly-yx1rk
      @ly-yx1rk 4 года назад +263

      Well I hope you're happy, dont disappoint me or you'll be unhappier

    • @vernallistic
      @vernallistic 4 года назад +308

      Yeah. This is 100% my life this year, here's to a better 2021.

    • @Anquevious
      @Anquevious 4 года назад +9

      yea

    • @jacobhering1340
      @jacobhering1340 4 года назад +13

      I feel that

    • @zomedome1663
      @zomedome1663 4 года назад +29

      Actually online school makes you bored, which is one of the things that are not on the list of things that you need to do.

  • @corneliugoea2305
    @corneliugoea2305 7 лет назад +1334

    Dude, every in every second of this video I felt like you were describing my whole summer, I'm not even joking..

    • @gamecubeguru4553
      @gamecubeguru4553 7 лет назад

      Corneliu Goea same

    • @JsnKrishna
      @JsnKrishna 7 лет назад +40

      Summer? More like present routine :'(

    • @dunn0r
      @dunn0r 7 лет назад +79

      Summer? Last 10 years...

    • @edjrage7745
      @edjrage7745 7 лет назад +51

      Your "whole summer"? That's cute.

    • @rileyhearon476
      @rileyhearon476 7 лет назад +1

      Totally, glad to see I'm not the only one who had a terrible summer

  • @stephanedubedat285
    @stephanedubedat285 2 года назад +529

    After all those years, happy to finally see someone promoting an alternative to this 'Happiness' trend people talk about :)

  • @krowflin4468
    @krowflin4468 4 года назад +371

    "Be sure to wait for motivation rather than setting a time" the bane of my existance in one sentence.

    • @Eli-mn5cq
      @Eli-mn5cq 3 года назад +10

      same here, i've been staring at my art program and openoffice writer waiting for ideas while my pasta bowl sits on my drawer menacingly.

    • @anonymouscausewhynot
      @anonymouscausewhynot 3 года назад

      Me too.

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +3

      Motivation has to come from something, though. For me, it's the right logic.

    • @deesnuts4993
      @deesnuts4993 3 года назад

      Oooof same here

    • @Olivia-W
      @Olivia-W 3 года назад +5

      Have you considered it might be ADHD?
      I mean, yeah, it could be you're "just" lazy or something, but I've worked my butt off and just can't get things done. Lose things, miss things, and have fought tooth and nail to develop habits to counter these tendencies- calendar, to-do lists, accountability buddies, pomodoro, pretty much throwing everything at that wall. I still can't do even half of what others can. I just _can't._ Maybe you're struggling with executive dysfunction too.

  • @Pluto-ek3mh
    @Pluto-ek3mh 2 года назад +2947

    A sure-fire way to be sad is to constantly compare yourself to others. This can really lower your self-esteem. Even better: don’t do anything about it. Stay in that constant loop!

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 2 года назад +79

      Compare yourself with who you were yesterday, not someone else today.
      Also If I mention the person who originally said this quote then there'd be a war in the reply section.

    • @hikerieger6319
      @hikerieger6319 2 года назад +74

      Celebrities or internet influencers are the best to compare yourself to achieve misery, always think "wow that person is so much better" or "if only I had been more lucky" and keep that going, keep blaming fate or work than actually working to improve.

    • @Pluto-ek3mh
      @Pluto-ek3mh 2 года назад +27

      @@hikerieger6319 Even if you had the luck those influencers have, you wouldn’t last because they’re just that much better than you. The “everyone has to start somewhere” quote doesn’t apply here. If you’re just objectively less skilled than them, you will only live in their shadow.

    • @sussus1146
      @sussus1146 2 года назад +7

      ​@@Pluto-ek3mhthanks ill use this technique next time! 😁

    • @dev_hazelify
      @dev_hazelify 2 года назад +18

      ​@@Pluto-ek3mh Influencers aren't really... skilled. Several of them from where I come have publicly come out about heavy depression, body dysmorphia, eating disorders and whatnot. Even if they're objectively skilled, they're not really "better" than any of us. They're us but with more money and a lot more public exposure. None of that matters in the grand scheme if you don't want it to.
      I like the way "you will only live in their shadow" is a bit like how this video itself works. This is why we shouldn't compare, as you mentioned originally, because it brings out these arguments which don't really open up anything new but rather just keep the same old circle going.

  • @Beefman.0
    @Beefman.0 7 лет назад +525

    Directions unclear, now happiest man in eternity

  • @caleb22lr
    @caleb22lr 5 месяцев назад +20

    great video

  • @im2groovy
    @im2groovy 6 лет назад +2364

    Step 8: acknowledge that you follow these trends and instead of fixing the problem, make memes and jokes to garner likes and feel temporary happiness. Even if you acknowledge the mental amd physical side effects

  • @rustedcan9313
    @rustedcan9313 7 лет назад +5948

    Hell yeah, a new CGP Grey vid!
    7 minutes later...
    i need to rethink life

  • @TESkyrimizer
    @TESkyrimizer 5 лет назад +4879

    Me: wow this video is a huge wake up call
    Also me: *keeps watching youtube*

    • @abaundwal
      @abaundwal 5 лет назад +67

      More like a go to bed call, I would say.

    • @gbubs1588
      @gbubs1588 4 года назад +13

      @@abaundwal yeah, I should probably do that...

    • @PrinceChauhan010
      @PrinceChauhan010 4 года назад +2

      :)

    • @saturnine.
      @saturnine. 4 года назад +2

      BottledBanana Facts though

    • @Oscar-vv6dn
      @Oscar-vv6dn 4 года назад +15

      I come back to this video every month and just ponder

  • @masondavid7201
    @masondavid7201 5 лет назад +3247

    1: Remain active
    2: Sleep on a schedule
    3: Limit your screen time (or at the very least, use blue light filters)
    4: Ignore the media and social media
    5: Set specific, measurable, actionable, responsible, time-bounded, smart goals
    6: Do not pursue happiness, but rather pursue a higher sense of self, and to fulfill yourself
    7: Be logical and reasonable, not impulsive
    Alright, better life, here I come! Thanks CGP Grey!

    • @emyl1999RO
      @emyl1999RO 5 лет назад +152

      Sounds more fun when you use reverse psychology. :)

    • @DiversionG
      @DiversionG 5 лет назад +61

      You weren't supposed to do that but let me follow the same path

    • @yourboiwood7031
      @yourboiwood7031 5 лет назад +38

      Wait.. that's illegal

    • @davranbekrozmetov9425
      @davranbekrozmetov9425 5 лет назад +9

      Have you failed yet?

    • @Jostein1945
      @Jostein1945 5 лет назад +59

      Wow what an idiot literally the opposite of his good tips

  • @ant91011
    @ant91011 4 года назад +3305

    “Remain Indoors” Couldn’t be any truer during this quarantine.

    • @z0bi_
      @z0bi_ 4 года назад +42

      Well he made a video fot that now. No Excuses!

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад +16

      @Turururu my dude, your addicted to the dopamine boost. Slowly lower the frequency, to like once a week.
      Maintaining a constant sleep schedule is needed.

    • @JS-jt4fn
      @JS-jt4fn 4 года назад +7

      *laughs in quarantine*

    • @nakeddogmanwithhotdogz4993
      @nakeddogmanwithhotdogz4993 4 года назад

      Heh

    • @jamesmorris9388
      @jamesmorris9388 4 года назад

      Shit so relatable

  • @MrFindX
    @MrFindX 7 лет назад +3266

    Most motivational video ever

  • @Selene_Dragon
    @Selene_Dragon Год назад +371

    You forced me to acknowledge tangible ways I actively prolong misery. Now I feel guilty and am ignoring your instructions. You have failed in aiding my journey to endless misery.

    • @Selene_Dragon
      @Selene_Dragon Год назад +68

      On top of that you have now created a comment section of people who feel the same that I can relate with so I know I don’t feel alone in my miserable ways. This is madness!

  • @cookiehustle
    @cookiehustle 3 года назад +6568

    CGP saving lives with reverse psychology

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 3 года назад +89

      Or unintentionally reinforcing MY *SCREWED UP LIFE & FAILINGS* 😫 🧠🎞🗒🛌🧺♾

    • @DanielReyes-nm3lw
      @DanielReyes-nm3lw 3 года назад +8

      Yes!!

    • @coucoul38
      @coucoul38 3 года назад +19

      Yeah, except I will already have forgotten about it tomorrow :(

    • @kev2thakos
      @kev2thakos 3 года назад +38

      @@peterpathos4313 Do it again. Sometimes people lose their discipline and expect to be at the level they were before. It doesn't work that way. Baby steps. Watch the video again.

    • @technologyinnovations5057
      @technologyinnovations5057 2 года назад +1

      Ahh yes, indeed 😌. Isn’t this eccentric 😶‍🌫️?

  • @prim16
    @prim16 7 лет назад +1990

    This video is just brilliant. He absconded good morals with playful satire, and once you are lured into the video expecting a laugh or two; you realize the flaw of such actions, and how easy it can be to break the cycle of misery. This video was more motivational for me than any video that puts forth a clear label of life-changing tips. I started the video laughing, and finished realizing how essential and simple it can be to take short strides towards fulfillment. Thank you so much for this, CGP Grey.

    • @traktortarik8224
      @traktortarik8224 7 лет назад +34

      primaltare I didn't really get any motivation I just felt sad

    • @yeyoht3736
      @yeyoht3736 7 лет назад +1

      primaltare pp

    • @haydentravis3348
      @haydentravis3348 7 лет назад +5

      Not for me. I heard the voice in my head speak with Grey's voice. And all is right with the world right where I am.

    • @silverwolf919
      @silverwolf919 7 лет назад +25

      it's good motivation for some people, but for people with serious disorders this video just makes them feel like shit. people with depression know that certain things can help but they still don't do them, that's why they have depression.

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 7 лет назад

      primaltare agreed

  • @audiorebel4553
    @audiorebel4553 6 лет назад +726

    Good to know I'm at least being miserable correctly

  • @grimthedeathlord8998
    @grimthedeathlord8998 2 года назад +69

    I love videos like this because it encourages you to become self aware of all of the terrible things that you're doing wrong in your life in a way that telling you how to fix your life just doesn't do

  • @franklintangelo3456
    @franklintangelo3456 7 лет назад +2134

    “Recommend for you”

    • @miramaples788
      @miramaples788 7 лет назад +7

      Franklin&Tangelo 345 same

    • @randomvampire1822
      @randomvampire1822 7 лет назад +1

      seim lol

    • @plum4525
      @plum4525 6 лет назад

      Yooo Get Inside boyy

    • @ef2662
      @ef2662 6 лет назад +15

      RUclips recommended on this for all of us😊🔫

    • @vasilen17BG
      @vasilen17BG 6 лет назад

      :D lol I have laugh so much insidly.

  • @maximiliankleineberg8382
    @maximiliankleineberg8382 3 года назад +5703

    I think you should've added "avoid social interactions wherever possible" This is also quite effective

    • @SilverThyme
      @SilverThyme 3 года назад +134

      unless youre introverted in which case do the opposite

    • @demetriromano565
      @demetriromano565 3 года назад +572

      @@SilverThyme I disagree, I’m an introvert and definitely need my alone time or I’ll end up burned out. But never having any social interaction at all is a track to feeling lonely and sad. The key is just to balance some social time with your needs for yourself as well.

    • @bytekast
      @bytekast 3 года назад +106

      @@demetriromano565 Sure. Being introvert is not the same as being asocial, having social anxiety or being shy. Those are different things, not necessarily we'll have them (even though some introverts have one of those).

    • @ry9043
      @ry9043 3 года назад +44

      @@SilverThyme correction: "Unless you are antisocial/agoraphobic, in which case do the opposite."
      (I should know, because I am both of these.)

    • @aidanpoulter9514
      @aidanpoulter9514 3 года назад +60

      And always tell yourself ‘no one knows what I’m going through cos they’ve never felt like me’ and stay away from people.

  • @mohammadi463
    @mohammadi463 7 лет назад +1562

    To understand what makes you happy, you must first understand what makes you sad.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 7 лет назад +38

      work and all associated with it makes me sad

    • @icilebop
      @icilebop 7 лет назад +48

      So if living makes me sad then I should kill myself... K thanks bye ima die now

    • @davidonfim2381
      @davidonfim2381 7 лет назад +53

      Yes, but to understand what makes you sad you must first understand what makes you happy.
      No wonder everyone is so clueless.

    • @user-pd3el2lo3x
      @user-pd3el2lo3x 7 лет назад +5

      Thanks Mohammed

    • @calebakin8385
      @calebakin8385 7 лет назад

      ethan McDonald Find what makes you think that way

  • @harukaf.n.1994
    @harukaf.n.1994 2 года назад +1587

    Wow this is literally me. This has been me for the past 5 years, hadn't watched the video before but yeah, definitely recommended method to feel more miserable and just get to the realization that this is how your life will keep being and you can't do anything about it bc you are an absolute failure that doesn't have an ounce of willpower, and even when others try to help you you reject them 👍

    • @EbonyWarren
      @EbonyWarren 2 года назад +118

      I think the point of this video was to tell you to start doing the opposite of what you've been doing to help imporve your happiness. Instead of waiting for modivation you have to start just imporving small things about your boat and listen to your instincts

    • @Xilir2009
      @Xilir2009 2 года назад +17

      No focus on one of the ways and try to change you from that. Make a note book to set smal but monumental tasks to improve your self. Please read this and don't just brush it away.

    • @SillyRobot
      @SillyRobot 2 года назад +5

      he was probably joking

    • @sasin2715
      @sasin2715 2 года назад +10

      @@SillyRobot he wasnt, this is the path to sadness

    • @SillyRobot
      @SillyRobot 2 года назад +13

      @@sasin2715 yeah that was foolish of me to think that this individual was actually joking.

  • @northseahero3387
    @northseahero3387 4 года назад +3349

    Joke's on you, I've been following this guide for years.

    • @michielo5162
      @michielo5162 4 года назад +64

      same! we're going to win!

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 4 года назад +43

      Yes! Misery here I come!!

    • @sreyanchakravarty7694
      @sreyanchakravarty7694 4 года назад +16

      Yup. We are the ones who are going to make it.

    • @Ceasord
      @Ceasord 4 года назад +13

      Im trying to be happy but accidentally follows this guide

    • @allannacadle673
      @allannacadle673 4 года назад +3

      😂 same!

  • @ichijofestival2576
    @ichijofestival2576 6 лет назад +1740

    Y'know, this may sound crazy, but I have the sneaking suspicion that if you did the *opposite* of these things, you'd have a list on how to *not* be miserable. That could really backfire.

    • @kenshiiro
      @kenshiiro 6 лет назад +27

      @Manek Iridius maybe you're not doing it right? I don't know though, I'm not a rocket scientist.

    • @shadowwarrior2772
      @shadowwarrior2772 6 лет назад +68

      best to watch it several times studying every detail until you overthink it so much that you have no clue what you were trying to do to begin with.

    • @Nils3OWN
      @Nils3OWN 6 лет назад +13

      That is literally the entire point of this video

    • @tjcraft7233
      @tjcraft7233 6 лет назад +23

      @@Nils3OWN r/wooooosh

    • @tjcraft7233
      @tjcraft7233 6 лет назад +3

      @Greg Rosenbaum what do you mean ?!

  • @SharurFoF
    @SharurFoF 3 года назад +430

    "Remain indoors as much as possible, preferably in the same room"
    And I took that personally

    • @danielcooper8964
      @danielcooper8964 3 года назад +10

      Bro I live in a studio apartment, I don't have a choice

    • @Pyrodiac
      @Pyrodiac 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, as if we don't do that already.

    • @raizenmazoku1519
      @raizenmazoku1519 2 года назад

      I took this whole video personal.

  • @vaibhavmishra5179
    @vaibhavmishra5179 Год назад +26

    Thanks

  • @maggotthegreat7977
    @maggotthegreat7977 3 года назад +1161

    Remember when Grey made a video called "This video will hurt"? Yeah he should've saved the title for this one.

  • @M.Karlsson
    @M.Karlsson 3 года назад +589

    this was the hardest hitting wake up call in my life.
    Thank you

    • @lunakoala5053
      @lunakoala5053 3 года назад +5

      dont fool yourself, you're already back asleep.

    • @M.Karlsson
      @M.Karlsson 3 года назад +48

      @@lunakoala5053 as a recap. I'm having way better days still after 2 months. Much happier and more energy ☺️

    • @Artsu1993
      @Artsu1993 3 года назад

      How did you improve your life?

    • @codzboy74
      @codzboy74 3 года назад +6

      @@M.Karlsson Glad to see you're doing better

    • @tacticalflex2154
      @tacticalflex2154 3 года назад +1

      @@M.Karlsson still sticking to it?

  • @Calyx
    @Calyx 7 лет назад +656

    My stepdad has a small gym room in his house. I lived there for 7 years have never used it.
    After this video I called him up if he was home, I wanted to use the gym room.
    It's been 2 weeks now and i'm just rewatching the video and can already see the shiny islands of happiness in the distance. Starting a new job on monday, too and going to a small party in about an hour.
    Good luck you glorious bastards.

    • @SilverNachtmahr
      @SilverNachtmahr 7 лет назад

      Calyx hey, congrats! :)

    • @VictorSilvestri
      @VictorSilvestri 7 лет назад +30

      I feel like you missed a point in this video

    • @cristobalsimioni3751
      @cristobalsimioni3751 7 лет назад +10

      Please, don't fail. Do it for us. Show us that it's possible to change. That there is an opportunity

    • @Calyx
      @Calyx 7 лет назад +23

      So far so good. Job is starting to suck a little bit more each day but I guess that's most jobs for ya, I guess.
      I'm an IT guy and I have to say it feels good to be away from the computer and filling my days with something a little more useful. I have a regular sleeping pattern now though I do still stay up a little too late each and every day, and every single day I arrive at work thinking "why the fuck didn't I go to sleep earlier, i promised myself I would"
      I do feel more fit and once I get through the sleepyness and am actually ready to do things it feels good to be busy. It's friday now and I actually feel like the weekend is my reward, instead of 'just another day'.
      I abandoned sporting though. Can't muster up the energy to do a workout after work (i've never been a sporty guy, ever, which is the excuse I tell myself too, cuz it's true) but so far so good.
      You can do it. You just need someone to give you that little push to get busy. Meeting new people is definately one of the biggest improvements you can make. You need to get out of your comfortable little bubble if you ever wanna not be depressed af. It seems comfortable until you look back and think how depressing it is.
      God speed.

    • @KamZero
      @KamZero 7 лет назад +6

      Calyx cool story bro, but you're blatantly disregarding the message of this video. What are you, some kind of rebel anarchist?

  • @justq8937
    @justq8937 2 года назад +147

    I do most of these and surprisingly I'm not really miserable and even happier than ever before, I just simply REALLY enjoy being alone in my room, it feels like a little freedom of sorts, free from whatever is happening outside, and can do anything I want, before I had to go outside more often and I was always very anxious and nervous just by being around other people, vaguely hearing them about different things that I just never fully understand and just had to stay still and quiet until I could finally return home exhausted by the day

    • @gbnam8
      @gbnam8 2 года назад +26

      cool to see im not the only one with this mindset

    • @anything8953
      @anything8953 Год назад +67

      That's because your not doing ALL of the steps. Make sure you are doing number 5. Set goals you can't achieve.

  • @lynnevega1976
    @lynnevega1976 7 лет назад +1449

    My dad sent this to me.....
    Shots fired

    • @amedic164
      @amedic164 7 лет назад +55

      *rip feelings*

    • @rubenguitron-martinez3218
      @rubenguitron-martinez3218 7 лет назад +24

      Return fire

    • @misssneaky2916
      @misssneaky2916 7 лет назад +2

      i am going to send it to my friend

    • @mintythegreenoreo64
      @mintythegreenoreo64 7 лет назад +4

      Time for some new parents! ;'D

    • @0dCore
      @0dCore 7 лет назад +22

      @Aislyn Clark And, did you get his point ?
      He's a good dad if he tries to hint you a way trough life imo

  • @mastershadowreaper
    @mastershadowreaper 5 лет назад +879

    It's crazy how we're all on the same boat

  • @nightradiance7287
    @nightradiance7287 4 года назад +6169

    Instructions unclear, I cured my depression

    • @auhsojacosta1672
      @auhsojacosta1672 3 года назад +159

      Neutral ending - walkthrough

    • @shinigami7800
      @shinigami7800 3 года назад +77

      Is it normal that I live like that but am still quite happy

    • @Eli-mn5cq
      @Eli-mn5cq 3 года назад +28

      Instructions unclear, I became Jesus and walked across the ocean.

    • @miedzianytv8987
      @miedzianytv8987 3 года назад +5

      Same lol

    • @TheOne-jm6tg
      @TheOne-jm6tg 3 года назад +34

      @@shinigami7800 research has shown that genetically some people will just be happier than other people on regular basis, due to their hormones and biological conditions. (They even suggested that 60% of your mood is determined biologically, so the video prob only accounts for the other 40%) That being said, it is likely that you will be happier had you done the opposite of what this video recommends.

  • @maxsluvie
    @maxsluvie 2 года назад +72

    During Quarantine in 2020, almost all of these steps were true for me and I was absolutely miserable. I was failing some classes in school and it was a depressing time for me. These steps work and most of the time you don't even know they were in effect. My life is better now but after watching this video it's just made me realize just how much the pandemic affected my life.

  • @ognotapussyslayer5917
    @ognotapussyslayer5917 4 года назад +266

    I've been doing every single one of these except for #6 for several months. Glad I rewatched this video, really gave me a reality check. I'll do something about it. Eventually.

    • @yettyeet3509
      @yettyeet3509 4 года назад +20

      Yeah tomorrow

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 4 года назад +21

      Ya, you’ll do it when you feel like it.

    • @Unit-sg1wc
      @Unit-sg1wc 4 года назад +7

      Procrastination is also one of the factors of being a miserable person

    • @kykk3365
      @kykk3365 4 года назад +2

      I've been doing #2 since grade school! Wait, what!?

    • @calefan253
      @calefan253 4 года назад +1

      Sorry bud, eventually is too late, so I’m afraid that you’ll have to start doing something about it right now.

  • @SyBaR_
    @SyBaR_ 7 лет назад +299

    It's kinda sad that this video resonates with so many people, but also comforting. At least we all now know how easy it is to slip into this cycle, for a large percentage of people.

    • @intheairex
      @intheairex 7 лет назад

      +

    • @promaty
      @promaty 7 лет назад +1

      Knowing that everyone is just as messed up is very comforting. Makes you feel normal. I recommend checking out The School of Life channel, all of their videos have a similar vibe.

    • @promaty
      @promaty 7 лет назад

      Nicholas Stevens are you ok?

  • @brwngator
    @brwngator 7 лет назад +15025

    Instructions unclear: Bought a boat.

    • @tastelesswaffles
      @tastelesswaffles 7 лет назад +131

      Judgement Day with penis stuck in the bird house

    • @MasteringJohn
      @MasteringJohn 7 лет назад +209

      No Judgement Day, you fool! It was a just an expression. Now you'll be exposed to wretched sea air and sunlight that will lift your spirits, bringing you ever closer to happiness!

    • @BloodSprite-tan
      @BloodSprite-tan 7 лет назад +84

      that doesn't actually seem like a bad idea, as long as it's your all room you should be fine.

    • @Tehevilcookieable
      @Tehevilcookieable 7 лет назад +11

      Did it work?

    • @MyName-tb9oz
      @MyName-tb9oz 7 лет назад +70

      "I'd rather be in my boat with a drink on the rocks than in the drink with my boat on the rocks." -- Every boater ever.

  • @RightHandOfTheRose
    @RightHandOfTheRose Год назад +23

    This is one of my most favorite finds in the internet, I NEEDED this in my life
    Thank you for giving me a more DIRECT explanation for something I desperately needed

  • @eggmon420
    @eggmon420 4 года назад +893

    Wow! I can’t believe I was featured in a CGP Grey video!

    • @Bagimations
      @Bagimations 4 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @Codster121
      @Codster121 4 года назад +1

      I've been following all 7 for years. xD

    • @ruslans2006
      @ruslans2006 4 года назад

      Hahaa I hate this meme.

  • @MemeSnack
    @MemeSnack 7 лет назад +1991

    "Man, can't believe the girl of my dreams broke my heart so brutally, maybe some RUclips will cheer me up..."

    •  7 лет назад +16

      Man, the only person I've ever felt anything towards in my life has returned after being gone for 2 years in which i tried dating. Oh she thought I didn't mean it when i said "I love you" because nobody could love her and now someone else got her...Remember saving up 3000 euro's so you could get her out of there, or fuck it just visit because it'd be worth it that you splurged on your pc after thinking you lost her because it broke and without it you got more suicidal...yeah great choice
      At least I know she loved and still does love me haha...That ocean in between us yeah. That's all that stood in the way, talking to her daily making a note of every step closer
      Good luck mate, if I may advice something move on, you don't want to end up feeling like I do every moment you're not with her

    • @jimparaster8236
      @jimparaster8236 7 лет назад +11

      Why do the best girls always do that? I had a crush for 3 years but wasn't allowed to date her until I left my parents' house because they're religious nuts. She was "In love" with me for 3 months, but left with no warning for reasons that are still unknown.

    • @ridavv6482
      @ridavv6482 7 лет назад +4

      Maybe some RUclips will cheer y'all up 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 7 лет назад

      Meme Snack said nobody ever

    • @CaptBritNZ
      @CaptBritNZ 7 лет назад +1

      The girl of my dreams (gf of 2 years) just left me and I went straight to this to remind me what not to do

  • @Techni_Log
    @Techni_Log 7 лет назад +373

    The moment when realisation hits. Thank you Grey, I needed this.

  • @hamburger72
    @hamburger72 Год назад +90

    this is a perfect what-not-to-do tutorial that actually helps so much more than all the other ones telling you how to achieve happiness

  • @Spailon
    @Spailon 3 года назад +2728

    **How to maximize misery**
    1. Stay still (preferably in the same room)
    2. Screw with your sleep
    3. Maximize your screen time
    4. Use your screen to stoke your negative emotions
    5. Set VAPID (Vague, Amorphous, Pie in the sky, Irrelevant, Delayed) goals
    6. Pursue happiness directly
    7. Follow your instincts

    • @user.who137
      @user.who137 3 года назад +36

      Bro this is literaly on line learing in a nut shell. Duck

    • @rusty9705
      @rusty9705 3 года назад +72

      This being here, I would still recommend watching the video since this simplification gets rid of quite a lot and imo ruins the point of the video.

    • @Spailon
      @Spailon 3 года назад +70

      @@rusty9705 it was honestly just to remember it for myself, but yeah, watch the video

    • @rusty9705
      @rusty9705 3 года назад +12

      @@Spailon ah, fair enough

    • @mrbigsmile3902
      @mrbigsmile3902 3 года назад +16

      @@Spailon It was a nice overview after watching the video. Thanks!

  • @Booya5806
    @Booya5806 3 года назад +383

    Thank you for this, I’ve been suffering from unreasonable happiness and I think this might put me on the right track.

  • @zhyted5006
    @zhyted5006 4 года назад +330

    This man's just described my daily life

  • @MacroVagical
    @MacroVagical 7 лет назад +3199

    HAH! Jokes on you! I already do all this stuff... wait... shit.

    • @Bigdawg814
      @Bigdawg814 7 лет назад +13

      Eviolite User so did I and I was fine , but after two years of doing this I became depressed and miserable

    • @Makkovar
      @Makkovar 7 лет назад +35

      Guess what, it's very late, I'm staring at a bright screen, sitting in my bedroom. As I usually do...

    • @benjamincieran706
      @benjamincieran706 7 лет назад +1

      NDSPCgamer same...... damn

    • @misaalanshori
      @misaalanshori 7 лет назад +4

      NDSPCgamer its a good thing right?

    • @auhsojacosta1672
      @auhsojacosta1672 3 года назад +2

      Hey. Are you all dead?

  • @bluedrew2
    @bluedrew2 6 лет назад +846

    I’m hoping that eventually, my misery will overflow over 255 and loop back to happiness.
    Edit: Got a floating point error that made me crash. I had to do a full reset.

  • @brunoclixe5225
    @brunoclixe5225 3 года назад +501

    Everyone saying how this is their life after quarantine , but it was the same before too....

    • @leuco2048
      @leuco2048 3 года назад +8

      Same

    • @mayam.235
      @mayam.235 3 года назад +12

      no it wasn't

    • @vvm7792
      @vvm7792 3 года назад +4

      Same

    • @elitetweaker
      @elitetweaker 3 года назад +20

      @@mayam.235 dont lie to yourself

    • @DejonckheereWard
      @DejonckheereWard 3 года назад +20

      It wasn't, because school made me go outside, made me have a regular sleep schedule

  • @joshuajohnson7848
    @joshuajohnson7848 Год назад +70

    Watching this from my now more learned perspective, it now makes sense why i have had such a struggle to be anything close to happy for a majority of my life. ADHD is one hell of a handicap for many things.

  • @BoxySonic
    @BoxySonic 3 года назад +708

    "Cleaning the whole house today is impossible"
    *my childhood would like to have a word with you*

    • @iamawesome196
      @iamawesome196 3 года назад +6

      true

    • @oblivion1924
      @oblivion1924 3 года назад +1

      He means as one person
      I believe this is directed towards adults who don't have family or friends to help them out

    • @Justin73791
      @Justin73791 3 года назад +11

      @@oblivion1924 Cleaning a house seems like a very manageable daily goal. Especially when people make their living off cleaning other peoples houses, and can typically do 2 - 3 homes a day.
      If you have all day, unless the house is literal filth or the size of a small mansion, I can't see what would take that long.

    • @oblivion1924
      @oblivion1924 3 года назад +7

      @@Justin73791 some houses can get really bad. Living in a house with 5 uncleanly siblings the house can become a absolute disaster even if you cleaned it last week. If you are as much of a slob as the person in this video is, it is probably quite bad

    • @Justin73791
      @Justin73791 3 года назад +3

      @@oblivion1924 Yeah I've seen houses like that before... But in theory you have 5 sibilings to help you! Unless they're all following this video guide XD

  • @espacfc2365
    @espacfc2365 5 лет назад +180

    Holy shit. Pursuing happiness directly and vapidly may be an actual reason as to why I have been so miserable for the last few years, despite everything going so well.
    Thank you, CGP Grey, for bringing that issue to light.

    • @omarg2079
      @omarg2079 5 лет назад +3

      It's been a few months, how are you doing now?

    • @huntercorrales6794
      @huntercorrales6794 5 лет назад +3

      Yo how is it goin?

    • @espacfc2365
      @espacfc2365 5 лет назад +14

      Omar G Yeah it’s been pretty good man. Have kept reasonably happy and content despite a few setbacks in recent months. I try not to think directly on happiness and try to just take things as they go. Feeling pretty happy!
      You?

    • @espacfc2365
      @espacfc2365 5 лет назад

      TwisterTuff Not bad man, u?

    • @huntercorrales6794
      @huntercorrales6794 5 лет назад +1

      @@espacfc2365 pretty good I'm going to focus on myself for awhile instead of pursuing stuff like a relationship

  • @gabrielspizzirri1102
    @gabrielspizzirri1102 7 лет назад +298

    Wow this video really helped me out!I am very miserable now.

  • @thatqueerpunk
    @thatqueerpunk 2 года назад +18

    I think this is far more effective than any motivational video about success. No one wants to change up their lifestyle if what they have going for them is working. No, you may not be happy with how you are living, but you aren't dead and it could be worse. A lot of the time motivational videos talk about what actions you *can* take in order to improve your life, but not what actions you should quit doing.

  • @kylewillis3797
    @kylewillis3797 7 лет назад +1331

    Damn, this hit me like a train.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 5 лет назад +402

    The foolish mortals shall soon know me as Lord Laundry of the Pile.

    • @QS1597
      @QS1597 5 лет назад +7

      Dank_Smirk 2nd Channel Hail the Laundry King!
      As your taxpayer, it is your duty to clean my laundry in return :)

    • @PokeCube_
      @PokeCube_ 4 года назад

      Viva la revolucion! All shall bow down to Lord Laundry Pile!

  • @the.corvidian
    @the.corvidian 3 года назад +480

    This made me realize this is what happens to people in old folks homes unless they make a very real effort to go on walks and socialize

    • @aidanpoulter9514
      @aidanpoulter9514 3 года назад +76

      I worked in an old folks home till just now when they won’t employ me cos i had an adverse reaction to the vax and so i won’t get another. Anyway, a few years ago we went to a children village complex in Uganda to work and there they had a teaching institute for people who want to start similar works. Anyway, one day the topic was ‘the difference between an orphanage and a children’s home/ or a home’. They went through all these things like ‘ you don’t have your own belongings or they’re not looked after’ and ‘there is no physical contact’ or ‘who you are and what you do doesn’t mean anything’. As they went on and on i realised with dread that old people’s home’s are orphanages for the 80s and 90 year olds. So i totally agree with your comment.

    • @bbaugher2419
      @bbaugher2419 3 года назад +39

      @@aidanpoulter9514 your comment was just as eye-opening. Old folks homes being orphanages for the elderly... that's such a perfect way to put it.

  • @Pygorable
    @Pygorable Год назад +158

    at least someone recognizes my qualities

  • @TheGeekRex
    @TheGeekRex 4 года назад +157

    I watch this video every month or so just to check how many points apply to me at the moment. I started out with every single one, but I've gotten a lot better since I first watched it.
    My goals have shrunk significantly and have become much more focused and attainable. I try to sleep around the same time every night, though I still have issues waking up at the same time every day. I've cut out useless, negative news and people entirely, which has greatly reduced my general grumpiness.
    I have a point that was never addressed in this video, which is "Take care of your basic needs". Your unattainable goals and self-depricating feelings of uselessness can make you push things like hygiene and health aside. I was seriously guilty of this, but I've started taking care of my health and cleanliness before anything else, and it's made me a lot more happy and productive.
    See you again next time I decide to watch this. Hopefully I'll have made more progress!

    • @fire_goon
      @fire_goon 4 года назад +2

      Well done I'm still a mess😅

    • @terminator3000
      @terminator3000 3 года назад +20

      Sounds like you are failing sucessfully.

    • @rubyred3580
      @rubyred3580 3 года назад +4

      That's awesome! I'm on the same journey with taking small steps, and trying to focus on positively reinforcing myself. I hope you've made more progress too. If you take steady steps, you can do it!

    • @0topon
      @0topon 3 года назад +2

      Hows it going?

    • @lthandle
      @lthandle 3 года назад +1

      3 months review man, dont let us hanging

  • @ANWRocketMan
    @ANWRocketMan 5 лет назад +392

    To anyone struggling with doing all these things, as he said with cleaning your house, start with improving one at a time. Trying to fix your entire life at once sets you up for failure there as well. I've entered a very deep depression over the last two years and I'm still doing many of these things. i KNOW they're bad for me, and I screamed at myself every day to just get up and do something. I've only recently managed to start fixing my sleep schedule and just correcting that single aspect has already made a massive change. i'm currently focussing on taking a walk and shower in the morning when I get up (consistently now at least) rather than feeling sorry for myself in bed for 4 hours. I still hate the walking and have no desire to do it yet and I'm struggling to keep to my plan. That said, progress is progress. Hang in there.

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 5 лет назад +15

      I hope you don't mind that I'm aspiring to be like you. Ok, time to clean the closet first.

    • @restrictedmilk
      @restrictedmilk 5 лет назад +4

      Keep fighting the good fight!

    • @belldrop7365
      @belldrop7365 5 лет назад +6

      1 step forward, 3 steps back.
      Go out doors, burn from the sun. Go back inside to your comfort laundry pile to heal.
      Works every time.

    • @am3342
      @am3342 5 лет назад +1

      Keep on with it man , progress is exponential with habits. U will feel shitty and u will fail but with time it will improve

    • @Backinblackbunny009
      @Backinblackbunny009 5 лет назад +1

      Get tested for narcolepsy. The average diagnosis.time from inception to realization is a staggering 12-15 YEARS! Doctors never want to believe it's narcolepsy until they get the MRI scan AND the spinal tap but low levels of the hormone hypocretin only signal afew things, all needing medical attention, not psychological.

  • @dagll3667
    @dagll3667 7 лет назад +502

    In the begining I was like "Hah, well that's me!", then I was "Wait, that's me..." and then I was "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT THAT'S ME"...

  • @StenTarvo
    @StenTarvo Год назад +47

    I am here to take a break from this all nighter I am pulling for this midterm that I have been studying for. Slaughtering step 1 and 2.

  • @fawazshah
    @fawazshah 4 года назад +2235

    Step 1 to maximise misery: stay indoors as much as possible
    The whole world in lockdown: 👀

  • @babygorilla4233
    @babygorilla4233 3 года назад +1011

    This should be played in every high-school health class.

    • @theloraxtreespeaker
      @theloraxtreespeaker 3 года назад +16

      Played it to my form today

    • @pandaborg2466
      @pandaborg2466 3 года назад +4

      This is the anthem of high schools

    • @leandrotami
      @leandrotami 3 года назад +5

      you have health classes in high school?

    • @daredevil2724
      @daredevil2724 2 года назад +4

      This was my life the entire last 2 years of high school thank fully i graduated and am fixing my life but wish i woulda done sooner

    • @AndrewDukes
      @AndrewDukes 2 года назад +1

      @@leandrotami uhhhh yeah??? Who doesn’t??