How Asian Parents Walked to School
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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GIVE STEVEN 10 MIL RN FOR DOING HIS OWN STUNTS 🤜🌴
@VEENA KAPOOR link to the clip, i told you to stop: youtube/stopit
and steven is close to 10M subs anyways now
isn't that his dad?
OMG are you the cameraman 😱
mabe
As an Asian, I have experienced waking up at 4AM, walking 3km to the bus stop only to get to school by 7AM. It was a character building experience.
Well I woke up at 8AM and had to walk 50km to NASA because our school was in space, I had to build the spaceship myself and was so fast I got to school by 6AM because my great grandad invented time.
And you still have to push the bus
@@thefurry7703 Please, you didn't have to make the Rocket Fuel and then fly it? You had it easy.
@@thefurry7703 Well my school was in the ChingChengPapalepiaminkohippopotamonustrepanadremadeno universe and the ChonMingPaLominko galaxy the planet Sussy Planet and I had to go 50,000km from Mongolia to America to the most advanced spaceship launch place and sit in it and go 1749589293849385894838593758484759493858499384488558389485849485894399495959 light years and go to school, i had to sleep when i came back from school and sleep for 2 hours then go to school
My grandadadadadadad invented Gravity and Spaceships and discovered all universes.
Damn, thats some slow walking
This part had me laughing so hard🤣🤣 "Nowadays kids all you have to do is take your laptop and go on zoom....
You can pass without even wearing pants" 😂😂😂
And the video zooming in with Steven's dad was also not wearing pants🤣
@@jelita_ 😂😂
I laughed at “Physics wasn’t invented yet so we had to go find Newton and ask him.”
But I died at “Chemistry was so easy we only had four elements. Water, earth fire and air all lived in harmony until the fire nation attacked.”
Kinda sad he didn't pull a surprise with the og five elements.
@@henvdemon Water, Earth, Fire, Air, Lighning?
@@janwarlock I think he means the feng shui elements: wood, fire, earth, metal and water.
Plottwist: Fire was secretly the illegitimate lovechild of Water and Potassium
@@Vales55 lmaooo
This is almost exactly how my Grandpa describes his journey to school... And the funny thing is half of his story is actually true.
Sounds like a legend to me
damn bob really ate your grandpas friends? i feel bad for him...
My grandpa used to walk more than one hour on dirt roads to get to school. So that is partually true. About that English part though, my grandparents learnt Russian in school instead. English only became a important subject in China with my parents' generation. And about stabbing the rubber with a pencil, yeah I did that when I was 10 so I laughed at that really hard
@@StevenHe hey you want to be friends with me, i know it. I got the fire Nation joke
@@StevenHe Speaking of _"Legends";_ Have you seen *Monkie, Kid* yet?
I am so glad you dedicated a whole video to this, the "I walked to school on one foot, my other foot was starting a business" is one of my favourite lines from your channel 😂😂😂
It *is* a classic line.
as an asian parent i can confirm this is indeed how we walked to school
HAHAHA man of culture
My farts are better than Steven's farts.
as an asian i can confirm my parents walked to school like this every day (also 1st non bot reply? damn)
@@p-__ uhm. 💀💀
@@p-__steven’s dad!s farts are the strongest. They can kill wolves
“A place where you wait 2 hours, check the clock. Five minute pass.”
Was too accurate😂
welcome to the shadow realm
@@StevenHe it claimed me far too often
It's more like the time goes back by 5 minutes but okay
@@No.1GodzillaGlazer I feel that. Walk in, look at the clock 10:37. Wait an hour and a half, check the clock again 10:30. Time just ceases to flow linearly in detention. It’s upsetting.
@@azlanadil3646 yeah you’re right haha. I guess I just don’t perceive time at all in detention then😂
I died at "Detention is where you get sent to the shadow realm" lmao that's great
THIS IS VERY OFF TOPIC BUT MY FRIEND LIKES SAYING EMOTIONAL DAMAGE TOMUCH😂
@@williamxie3823EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
“Chinese kids made your iPad.”
I’m dying, the things you can think up consistently are hilarious!😂
the irony is, a chinese kid, me, actually made the video you're watching
@VEENA KAPOOR Bahahaha, sureeeeee
@@StevenHe that was my favorite part
And the video
maybe not Ipad, but maybe some toys 🫢🙄
The Chinese kids made your iPad, and the video line had me absolutely dying while everyone else in the house was asleep! Love it!
ironically A Chinese kid, me, did make this video that you're watching
@@StevenHe
that's why this line is genius 😂
Steven's dad is so humble he didn't even mention he broke the laws of physics to walk uphill both ways
Physics wasn't invented yet
''kids nowadays will never know the struggle of Timmy having to buy 52 watermelon'' *i felt that*
If Tom has six kids,when did he die.
If Bob older than Tom & Tom 8 years old, what the capital of Zimbabawe in 1840?
If john cena ate 41146people, why are you stoopid?
@@Welovedinosfanwell that one is pretty easy.
He escaped the child support🏃
(Relatable tbh)
"The rubber had a very important function, TO BE STABBED BY THE PENCIL" Had me bursting out in laughter at how dramatic he turned 😂 Gotta love your comedy Steven.
Fr though that's what I always did to mine XDD
was very relatable tho
made me smile because I know it is true :)
That is 💯% correct
Don't get me started on the yellow paint...it was made to be scraped off the pencil.
I love how 90% of their walk to school is just shaming everyone. Truly a parent's walk.
"I learned that from my online karate class"
"But back then we didn't have the internet"
Wow, this asian dad had the future in the past while fighting off wolves!
HAHAAA time traveling was just a hobby
They had to mail floppy disks around to share videos. They also had to make their own floppy disks.
@@nicholase2868 They also have to invent the karate themselves
History wasn't invented yet either 😂
@@StevenHe back in our day space and time wasnt invented yet
“Detention is where you wait two hours and five minutes passed.” Had me dying!
"back in my days, erasers don't exist, asians make no mistakes."
"If Susan is going 52 miles per hour in a train, what's the mass of the sun?"
I felt that in my soul, word problems were absolutely insane
The word problem that the teacher tells you to do on your own after walking you through the last one.
ikr
My physics class, in a nutshell.
If you're travelling in a car that's traveling south at 52 miles per hour at 3:43 pm, Tuesday, and you throw a triangle out of a car and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can Jack buy with 4 human souls?
The answer is 3.955 × 10^30 kg
"Pencils were fidget spinners that took skill" is one of the best quotes I've ever heard. 🤣
I absolutely love Asian Dad. He's so genuine somehow, lol, and absolutely hilarious.
Sometimes, the best part of Asian dad skits is Steven breaking character. One moment he’s into it, the next thing you see that charming, goofy smile out of nowhere.
Please go see Ginormo hahahah it was very expensive to make
@@StevenHe I can tell, it's clearly top quality content
@@StevenHe Why do I read your responses as the asian dad?😂😂😂😂
Steven trying not to laugh is always the best part.
@VEENA KAPOOR dead game nobody plays it anymore
I'm a primary teacher and the "what's detention" line really got me in the feels 😂
I was a pretty good student, didn't see it often
@@StevenHe I didn't see it often either, I didn't go to school
@@StevenHe I grew up when detention was a thing. I can't believe you even got detention.
My school had detention, though they called it something else. It was literally in the basement.
My high school handed out detention pretty liberally to the point that every time you didn't attend it doubled.
Since I rarely attended detention or stayed the full time I must have racked up thousands of hours. It was a dumb system, You would get detention for being late to class, because you were in detention.. because it was illegal in Australia to deprive students of recess and lunch breaks, not that it stopped teachers from trying.
“ The elemental chart has 4 elements, water, fire, earth, and air. All was in harmony until the fire nation attacked” 😂😂😂😂😂 1:00
“To be stabbed by the pencil!” So true 😂😂😂
YESSSSS I'm glad someone relates
Based on true events 🤣
I do that with all my eraser
@@StevenHe every one stabbed rubbers as a child. No exceptions!
And don't forget the PP drawings when you borrow your friend's eraser😆😆😆
Steven’s dad is the kind of guy that would tell you that the Fire Nation became the source of all failures, including his own son. 🔥
you sir are a legend confirmed
Preston's brand 💀
@@StevenHe, you’re the real legend for making us laugh! Thank you for founding Failure Management! 😂
I'm showing this to my kids one day, they need to know this is how I went to school
"detention is when you get set to the gulag"
that took me completely by surprise and I almost choked laughing
hahahah
The shadow realm part made me laugh😂
Their called laogai in Asian.
The Gulag line was epic 😅
In my country, going to school is like going to gulag itself, no need for detention.
Steven’s dad in secret training to be the Asian Bear Grylls 🤣🤣🤣. I can’t wait to see the ultimate showdown… “Dad” vs “Bob the Wolf”, quickly followed by “Timmy vs 52 watermelons” 😂😂😂
Actually, he wasn't allowed to kill the wolves because of the *Geneva Conversation.*
He hadn't written the Geneva Convention yet...
So instead, he had to peacefully subdue the pack of wolves.
Some he'd have to force with brute strength, others may want to be challenged at chess. But because the other kids were dead, he had to subdue ALL of them at the *_same time._*
Wrestling one on the ground, playing grand-master level chess with another, verbally competing with the other wolves at a wolf hosted math-olimpics competition, reminding Bob that his cousin is already the pack leader and he's still a *pup.*
All to get to school and deliver the much needed limestone rock to the school to built the road that leads there today, and bring back the school's granite. You see, he carried rocks both ways because the rocks that were at each place were the wrong type of rock. 😅
Then when he got there the teachers assigned him to invent the elements of the periodic table. They wanted 87 newly invented elements by the end of the week. He delivered it by the end of the *_day._*
Comes home to just relax and eat his turtle soup.... ... Those fucking turtles watch him do karate and ran away!! Became jinjas living in the streets of New York, wasting their lives away eating pizza and having fun, when those lazy bums could have started a business and made something of themselves... Veery disappointing...
Hired the guy who mows his lawn toDAY, some guy named shredder, to get his fucking turtle soup _BACK!_
You see, he didn't eat his supper, so his mom said *_"You never eating again till you eat the food I parted the red sea to get for you, you ungrateful sun!!"_* so he still hasn't eaten, even after 30 years. Now they all work for him, filling out forms and contracts will clients _IN HIS STOMACH!!_
As a daughter of Asian parents. I can confirm that my parents and their parents had a whole
Journey to their school :)..
2:13 Puncturing the eraser with the pencil is the gateway to crime.
HA
I do that though…
Poor eraser getting tortured
I laughed at 1:12 when the dog ran. I have to outrun 3 street dogs when I go to school but my grandpa outran 10 on 1 foot, his other foot was helping him study Quantum physics.
haha quantum physics too easy
What bruh what is quantum physics Be a Lawyer!
@@demon_academy2148 it's not too late to be a doctor leh okay?.. No problem...
Perfect timing or an engineered 'wolf'... Whatever... So funny...
😂😂😂
“Because we were too cheap to afford to go out.” Definitely spit out my lunch laughing at that line. 😂
I thought he said "too cheap to afford the good ones".
As an Asian (Indian) Steven he is too relatable in ever video 😂
tru
😂
@SUPREETH most of the Asians people don't consider us Asians but okay I get it 😊
yeah it is rubber you damn americans
Yeah totally relateable
Right as Steven's dad was explaining the simplicity of the chemistry in his time and he started to name the four elements, what passed through my mind was "until the Fire nation attacked"... And when he said it, I just started laughing like crazy. So now I don't know if we are both equally idiots or equally cultured men... I'd say we are very cultured xD. Amazing as always Steven, thank you for bringing such joy and laughter to the world. Hope to keep seeing your videos for a long time.
failures together strong. We're both men of culture
@@StevenHe I was not expecting a planet of the apes reference, lol 🙈🙉🙊
The Fire Nation thing always gets me for a completely different reason. There used to be a Native American tribe in Michigan called the Mascouten whom other neighboring tribes literally called the Fire Nation. They kind of sucked at their job, though. Iroquois almost completely extincted them in the 1660s-70s.
Its about ants
Fire nation is from The last Airbender
As an Asian parent, I confirm that I walked 20 miles, uphill, both ways, in a blizzard, carrying a bag full of stones, I had to fight the lions that chased me using the gift of asian martial art skill.
"If you have to learn physics you have to find newton and ask him yourself" 0:55 😂
classic
@@StevenHefr steven
"Detention is where you get sent to the shadow realm". I can definitely relate! 💜💯😂
as someone who's been here, i suggest you obey them
That Newton joke got me. I laughed so hard.
Sleep is for failures, and I'll gladly take a good laugh tonight
WELCOME SIR. glad to share a laugh with you
As a southeast asian (filipino), I can confirm this is how my parents walked to school except my mother's school was from another island and she had to ride a small boat and battle different legendary giant sea monsters from different asian regions 3 times every morning and catch seafood for her lunch while she's at it and when she arrives on land she still has to climb a mountain and fight different jungle beasts before she could reach her school.🤯
the giant sea monster battle was just a tuesday to them
Epic!
Lmao..couldn’t find own acting job. So glad you didn’t. You’re hilarious and I love your videos.
As an Asian with strict parents, can confirm. It doesn't matter whether it's raining, typhoon, lions from zoo get away, you still have to go to school xD
our parents must have gone to the same school hahah
1:09
Perfect opportunity for “that’s not the wolf, that’s just dinner”
😂
yo 💀
If Ray make 280,000 dollar a year why he still single?
Is he talking about us💀
As an Asian kid, it's true that our parents are telling us the same story.
@VEENA KAPOOR shut up bot
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 i now see the reason why your dad left you
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 bruh u srsly tryna fool us with that comment
@@LuminousNight. it never even had a dad, its a bot
@@metriacantho ik it’s a bot
0:25 me when I'm walking near trees and think I feel a spider web brushing my face 😆
We have to write an essay.
He had to right an SA.
Without the A.
He had to write an S
Imagine walking through a park and you see Steven He punching a bush
Yup.... I was approached by at least 30 kids that saw that. The bloopers will come out on the second channel
They’ll probably be like “I think this is the wrong way.” to their friends who haven’t seen yet
1:49 That was dark💀
He wasn't wrong tho
This was a brilliant video from Steven from his catalogue of already impressive videos!
And his composure in response to the mentioned reviews for Ginormo is admirable.
You've earned all our respect by making pure and accurate Asian content .
"Back in the day we had a pack of Woofs waiting for us" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've heard that from 2 uncles
Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard when he started quoting the intro to Avatar and then when he said that "detention is when you get sent to the Shadow Realm." An Airbender and Yu-Gi-Oh reference in the same video. Amazing.
Man I thought Steven would never would go live at night, I hope my parents don’t wake up!
Yea, I hope they don’t make you face the broomstick 😰
my parents didn’t go to school, they went to college (not school) they flew over london and met the queen, went to Florida to fight a crocodile and boated back on a sail boat back to there college (not a school).
Don’t worry, they are too busy with the seven businesses they run while walking to the store to get the rice uphill both ways before walking was invented and having there right hand run an extra business on the side while their left hand was fighting off 30 tigers.
Good morning from Across the Globe😂. It's just morning here😂
I am the night. Just kidding I'm bad at my job
Been sick, coughing all day, just feeling like trash being stepped on, and Steven still manages to make me laugh. You have my respect (and my like).
(Oh and nice haircut)
Thank you! I wish you a speedy recovery, and thanks for the haircut compliment
@@StevenHe tyy!
2:43 That is the correct reaction. 🤣
Steven He is the only one who makes accurate asian culture content.
HAHA
1:43
" nowadays kids have it easy as you watch YT video on your iPad
CHINESE KIDS MADE YOUR iPad
AND THE VIDEO "
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“A place where you wait two hours, check the clock. 5 minute pass.”
School be like:
😂😂
It's great seeing Steven expanding on the lore and his classics
“When I went to school I had to walk 20 miles up hill BOTH WAYS in a blizzard carrying a bag of rocks… we also got chased by lions” WHAT??? I’M SO BRAIN DEAD RIGHT NOW 😭🤣
In winter we would keep or feet warm by jumping from cow pat to cow pat.
Every day. Those same lions. Now they do his taxes.
1:17 his phone was literally out so this proves that technology was around for a long time 😮😮😂😂
I never thought I would be watching Steven punch trees at midnight.
This is my job.
Here at failure management, we are children.
@@StevenHe Many are Steven
@@StevenHe wait what
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@@StevenHe Yes 🤌 children together strong
0:33 I laughed like crazy at the technique thing
2:06 so true though 😂😂😂
Dont you love it when you get a notification at 1 AM just to see our favorite Steven He?
Yeah me too lol
I love seeing you here
“power don’t matter when you have technique”
*proceeds to throw his arms in the air*
I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of Steven lol
When the dog runs by and he says “Ok Ok that’s not the wolf” was my favorite part! 😂
The face he made when he said " Because Justin identified as a pigeon and got offended " was exactly the same response it got form me
I hate the US for letting that shit keep going
Couldn't agree more. As an Asian (Indonesian), my grandparent used to climb a volcano mountain, cross the river of crocodiles, swim into a magma lake and carry a bag of impossibly heavenly expectations from their parent just to get to school. While my great grandparent said "Nah it's nothing, when we get to school we used to be trained water bending to fight against colonialism"
We had the crocodiles in Shenzhen too! Or that's what I hear from my parents
@@StevenHe bro had to walk all the way across the zoo 💀
Water bending to fight Colonialism omg I love it. ❤️
The way he talked about 'The Last Airbender' made my day😁😁😂😂😂
1:27, the answer is 10:32 pm
Steven’s dad having to walk 20 miles uphill both ways in a blizzard carrying rocks is proof that he’s not the hero we want, but the hero we need
With ONE foot.
"Back in my day, chemistry was so simple. There were only four elements; water, fire, wind and earth. They were all in harmony until the fire nation attacked."
0:56
“Also, leh, in my day, chemistry so much simpler. Elemental chart have 4 elements: Water, Earth, Fire, and Air. All was in harmony…
*until the Fire Nation attacked.”*
Now I want Steven’s Dad to narrate the beginning of Avatar: The Last Airbender.
1:22
“If Ray make 280,000 dollar a year, why he still single?”
Yes, Steven’s Dad. Look down on the Sigma males! LOOK DOWN OF THEM!!!
1:42
“Try write a essay…
*without “a””.*
Oh, bring it on!
you sir are a legend for getting that
@@StevenHe
Why, thank you, sir.
Give this guy an Oscar, he's way too funny😂😂😂
"Eraser's function is to be stabbed by the pencil" -its not my secret habit anymore😂, I thought that I only did that, but i forgot the fact that I am an Asian & all Asian does that.
Honestly, so thankful for Steven showing us these personal things, thanks Steven.
"You can pass even without wearing pants" OMG I DIED LAUGHING
1:06 I would like to take a moment to appreciate this
Steven you've been making my days a little better, thank you for being great bro.
As an Asian (Bangladeshi) steven is so relatable in so many levels that its scary 😂😂😂.When i turned 13 my dad started telling me his life struggles. How his father was a great man and an ashole at the same time. how he goes to school, how he earned money etc. i thought it was only me.
I’m not even Asian, nor is my father, but this happened to me as well
1:26 I will make this email. If it doesn't exist already...
0:38 emotional damage
Steven just made my day 100 times better by uploading at 10 PM.
(Btw nice haircut Steven)
THANK YOU
Ginormo is SO good that even the wind watches it
Steven cares about his community. He replies to so many comments absolute legend right there.
Always. The only difference between me now and 3 years ago unemployed is you. Thanks for being a part of the channel
Too relatable,
I literally jumped on the Stabbing eraser part
I used to do that alot as a kid
hehehehehehehe
Parents: We have to walk uphill both ways.
Child: So your school is on the other side of the hill? Why don't you just go around the hill?
Parents: Don't talk back to me.
I have been waiting for this video, because I really wanted to know how our parents go to their schools.
This is a documentary from 30 years ago. found it in my garage
@@StevenHe first of all thanks for the reply and 2nd of all thanks for the documentary.
i love how you can see steven trying to hold back his laugh the entire time XD
oml our class just finished a book call a long walk to water. So basically there was a war going on for water and this kid has to cross lakes with alligators walk through places with LIONS and go days without food and water. This is a true story btw and it totally reminded me of this 😂
2:31 the tensionless when you get sent to the shadow realm
Gulag
Shadow realm?! Was that black hole’s inner horizon? Because time seems to stop inside it
Steven's skits are better than anything on SNL! Love his channel!
@SNL
@@StevenHe SNL would ruin you. Stay away. You will get movies your own path.
"They canceled detention. 2:40 " The look of pure shock on his face when he heard about Justin and Pigeon's story; bro I'd be rejoicing knowing detention's over. [identification=pigeon]
I would too if it wasn't for something stupid as "I identify as (insert whatever)"
As an asian, I can confirm the number of times my dad has told me how tong ku it was to walk to school.
our dads must have gone to the same school
@@StevenHe I feel the tong ku ness
i can count on both hands the number of times i heard the walking to school story 🤣💦
bro I didn't know everyone did this :( When I was in primary I used to feel so special, thought I was the only one who'd discovered the secret technique. 1:55
“Justin identified as a pigeon and was offended” 🤣🤣
What really got me dying was the justin identified as a pigeon and got offended part. My brain broke even harder than Steven's dad.
Do you know if that's a true story?
@PiRhoManiacYTP In the West? Please. There are five kids named Steven who identified as other than human. But they identified as planets, not pigeons, and got detention as a concept erased from sentient memory. I had to travel forward in time to reintroduce the concept, because its lack was going to destroy all life.
I accept thanks in coffee, tea, chocolate, and/or $20 bills.
@@amandastjohn4735 I was working for a Person who's last name was St John when you sent this, that's weird. But do you accept $20 only in cash, or can I just PayPal you?
@@PiRhoManiacYTP No, it's not. It's a combo reskined "I identify as x" with "haha kids these days are snowflakes". Kinda sad someone so funny and intelligent had to stoop so low for a cheap laugh.....
@@Betsybabe3218 ratio