Chipotle | Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren’t You Embarrassed?

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @jadawynter4863
    @jadawynter4863 8 лет назад +2639

    I'm honestly crying, I work there and he honestly summed up all my co workers exact feelings

    • @qjohnson21
      @qjohnson21 5 лет назад +36

      Lmbo I just realized it's true ive never talked to the staff at Chipotle 😂😂 now I'll make an effort to do so

    • @dillbill7152
      @dillbill7152 4 года назад +5

      Thanks for the barjitos

    • @supergbonin
      @supergbonin 4 года назад +5

      I was 1000th like

    • @kinguman308
      @kinguman308 4 года назад +7

      cuttin chicken

    • @jackedkerouac4414
      @jackedkerouac4414 3 года назад +4

      About the guacamole let me guess: it's cus when you tell ppl it's extra they hold up the line to think about it?

  • @djdiablo93
    @djdiablo93 5 лет назад +396

    Dude has crazy high energy, gotta respect the fact he's not even breaking a sweat.

    • @honzomanzo7789
      @honzomanzo7789 2 года назад +4

      Lol for real. Respect a dude for not sweating 🤣 ppl nowadays are so dumb. His respect is so easy to earn he probably has low self esteem

  • @yoimgangstawiteggs
    @yoimgangstawiteggs 9 лет назад +4835

    I watched this at Chipotle with the rest of my staff members on break. We were fuckin dying at how true this is

    • @waterywingz
      @waterywingz 8 лет назад +65

      Ah man! I read ur comment as Chi-pol-tay just now! xD

    • @steelcityghostchasers
      @steelcityghostchasers 7 лет назад +51

      yoimgangstawiteggs haha right every day at our chipotle "Hi! how are you today?" "Yeah.. i got a chicken bowl" cool bro thanks haha

    • @anaguzman3324
      @anaguzman3324 7 лет назад +35

      yoimgangstawiteggs haha we just watched this at work today 😂 accuracy is ridic

    • @culinaryflaire
      @culinaryflaire 7 лет назад +25

      Ana Guzman same.. my coworker just posted this.. I was dying laughing at the accuracy.

    • @keomacfarlane
      @keomacfarlane 7 лет назад +8

      yoimgangstawiteggs Must SUCK working there.

  • @lisastallingskeelor3328
    @lisastallingskeelor3328 5 лет назад +2152

    Sebastian’s physicality during his jokes is incredible.....and under those lights.

    • @TimestampGuy2020
      @TimestampGuy2020 5 лет назад +31

      His delivery is top notch!🤣🤣👏👌

    • @hishamlabban6308
      @hishamlabban6308 5 лет назад +15

      It could make him lose weight, kind of a training. I think comedians get a free aerobic excercise that burn calories.
      I know a comedian who retired, he got fatter.

    • @alexzais1935
      @alexzais1935 4 года назад +6

      Lisa Stallings Keelor Would show you some physicality anyday 😏 ;)

    • @Sushi-Katana
      @Sushi-Katana 4 года назад +19

      @@TimestampGuy2020 Thats actually a good observation, notice how he's in great shape too. All around class act.

    • @Collector422
      @Collector422 4 года назад +9

      That guy must hit the gym at least 4 to. 5
      Times a week

  • @lilysmiles3195
    @lilysmiles3195 6 лет назад +585

    He has the most amazing style of comedy. He acts it out so well and the way he uses his voice for full effect is genius

    • @stuwest3653
      @stuwest3653 6 лет назад +1

      He stole it from Dice

    • @stuwest3653
      @stuwest3653 5 лет назад +1

      @2017 Jeremy Mosesson Dice also fired him. Watch this video where he says why, moron.

    • @Daveyhavok832
      @Daveyhavok832 5 лет назад +2

      Maria Mercieri spoken like a lady that hasn’t seen much comedy

    • @D.A.-Espada
      @D.A.-Espada 5 лет назад +1

      @@stuwest3653 NO

    • @lindachancio6819
      @lindachancio6819 2 года назад

      He is genius

  • @Yellowshirtmann
    @Yellowshirtmann 4 года назад +440

    The most Italian phrasing ever "get yor clalw outta the sowlsa"

    • @febash1702
      @febash1702 3 года назад +2

      😹😹😹😹😹

  • @sumanimeup
    @sumanimeup 8 лет назад +2092

    the way he puts emphasis on certain words make its alot more funnier

    • @LesleyCanterbury22
      @LesleyCanterbury22 7 лет назад +26

      I died when he said tortilla!

    • @MariaPerez-xc8ql
      @MariaPerez-xc8ql 6 лет назад +17

      It’s the Chicago accent. He sounds just like my uncle Danny.

    • @andrewadami3920
      @andrewadami3920 6 лет назад +30

      Its called charisma, not just his accent. He knows how to get max value out of his jokes by emphasising key words.

    • @brucekirk5386
      @brucekirk5386 6 лет назад

      He's italian that's why you jamook

    • @brucekirk5386
      @brucekirk5386 6 лет назад +5

      @@MariaPerez-xc8ql bet ur uncle Danny can get you a real good deal on a used car right..just don't ask we're it came from...OOOH FORGETABOUIT

  • @Brendaareliii
    @Brendaareliii 5 лет назад +96

    He’s amazing. He quickly became a favorite. Every joke is a banger.

  • @gordon4385
    @gordon4385 7 лет назад +1379

    He must burn 1000 calories in each performance. I get winded just watching him!

  • @capncrumch4018
    @capncrumch4018 4 года назад +102

    As a former Chipotle employee, im surprised he hasn't worked there before because that was SPOT ON!

  • @here2live
    @here2live 8 лет назад +1089

    He's one of the underrated comedians. His comedy is not pretentious; easy to connect. He is good at presenting our day to day life experiences. They are genuinely funny! And, he doesn't swear or make d**k and v****a as much as the "top" comedians do!

    • @denisesalles7248
      @denisesalles7248 5 лет назад +3

      Shereef K. Abbas Agree 1,000%. Love him!

    • @Dave-lr2wo
      @Dave-lr2wo 5 лет назад +35

      Actually he does swear in his performances. Hope that doesn't ruin your fucking day.

    • @D.A.-Espada
      @D.A.-Espada 5 лет назад +18

      @@Dave-lr2wo Relax Dave

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 5 лет назад +25

      @@Dave-lr2wo Wow, edgy, if you're 5. Yeah he swears, but rarely, and it's not the main focus of the joke.

    • @Dave-lr2wo
      @Dave-lr2wo 5 лет назад +4

      @@Katya_Lastochka Congrats on your use of cliches while over-explaining the obvious. I applaud your talent for uselessness.

  • @jlee5490
    @jlee5490 5 лет назад +46

    Sebastian's a legend, he's been doing this for a longggg time and he's getting noticed now.

  • @freemankathleen
    @freemankathleen 9 лет назад +4603

    Chip-ol-Tay 😂

    • @jamesbeaet5135
      @jamesbeaet5135 9 лет назад +78

      +catlady858 He does it on purpose...talked about it on his podcast.

    • @freemankathleen
      @freemankathleen 9 лет назад +2

      +james beaet really?? Why??

    • @kevinversteeg4879
      @kevinversteeg4879 8 лет назад +79

      +Kathleen Freeman It sounds funnier, its called comedy.

    • @markresnik4060
      @markresnik4060 8 лет назад +21

      +Kathleen Freeman that and expresso..PET PEEVE

    • @darthartagnan4737
      @darthartagnan4737 7 лет назад +25

      Literally every person in Michigan says it this way.. I've never heard anyone say it any other way than "Chipoltay" 100% of people in Michigan say it this way.. lol.. so when he said it I assumed that he was just saying it the right way..

  • @00survive
    @00survive 5 лет назад +58

    I love the way he pronounces words.

  • @TheMsnese
    @TheMsnese 9 лет назад +2732

    😭😭 I work at Chipotle and everything he's saying is sooo true 😂😂😩

  • @DanielEarl
    @DanielEarl 4 года назад +485

    Sebastian:"the most stressful job is rolling the burrito."
    Me: *PTSD flashback intensifies*

    • @PrivatePeterson
      @PrivatePeterson 4 года назад +12

      Daniel Earl do you guys care if someone puts coke in a water cup or nah

    • @DanielEarl
      @DanielEarl 4 года назад +18

      @@PrivatePeterson nobody cares 😂

    • @dillbill7152
      @dillbill7152 4 года назад +4

      Does that skill transfer to rolling fat joints or blunts?

    • @loganroca
      @loganroca 4 года назад

      Dill Bill nope

    • @fredolae2819
      @fredolae2819 4 года назад

      Was overstuffing really happening? Surely someone at some point would point out there was no more room before it got to the end.

  • @mangumangoo
    @mangumangoo 8 лет назад +1908

    Get your claw out the sal-sah.

    • @MrOvlov02
      @MrOvlov02 8 лет назад +22

      illl have corn

    • @JaBarge303
      @JaBarge303 8 лет назад +6

      Mangu chipolte

    • @debbiewayman1483
      @debbiewayman1483 7 лет назад +3

      Jack LaBarge mz🎾🎃🎃🙌🏻🏉🏉🤗😷😷🤗🤗😷😷😷🤗😷🤗🤗😷😷😷🤣😡😡😡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😛🤡😛😛😛😛😛😙😗😙😙😛😎🤡🤡🤡😛🖍🖍🖍⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏪⛔️🛑⛔️⛔️🆔⚛️🚷🆔🛐☦️☦️♋️⛎♏️

    • @veltzon4322
      @veltzon4322 7 лет назад +7

      I'LL HAVE CORN!! I'LL HAVE MORE CORN

    • @j.w.matney8390
      @j.w.matney8390 5 лет назад +1

      He's a prototypical Chicago guy

  • @Fludwarning
    @Fludwarning 9 месяцев назад +22

    As someone who worked at chipotle not only as the grill guy cutting chicken but also on the line freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justchilaxe123
    @justchilaxe123 8 лет назад +1360

    The guy can not even find the Tor til a

    • @jonnybritain
      @jonnybritain 7 лет назад +35

      justchilaxe123 it's not chip-ole-tay without the tor-till-uh

    • @zw9847
      @zw9847 6 лет назад +12

      Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tor-til-a

    • @LunaQur
      @LunaQur 5 лет назад +2

      @@zw9847 😂😂stop

    • @lindaclark5911
      @lindaclark5911 5 лет назад +7

      Chip pole tay , tort tilla, coke a cola in a see thru glass whaddaya gonna do about it?

    • @osamabad3597
      @osamabad3597 5 лет назад +3

      I came a cross your comment as I got to that exact point in the video. It was awesome

  • @applefan2151
    @applefan2151 3 года назад +21

    This guy is the definition of phenomenal comedic delivery.

  • @chriscapaccio4342
    @chriscapaccio4342 8 лет назад +482

    The guy can't even find the tor-til-la.

    • @cassandramartinez7050
      @cassandramartinez7050 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂

    • @smokingskullq8539
      @smokingskullq8539 5 лет назад +5

      I read your comment as he said it 😂😂

    • @Atomrofl42
      @Atomrofl42 5 лет назад +2

      Smoking Skull me too😂😂

    • @yasminhusain213
      @yasminhusain213 4 года назад +1

      @@smokingskullq8539 me too. Great positioning for the comment section for people who are reading while he's performing

    • @frankthetank1369
      @frankthetank1369 4 года назад +3

      Tour- till- la kills me Everytime.

  • @truthteller4442
    @truthteller4442 4 года назад +60

    "Coca Cola ina see-threw glass....whada-yu gunna dewww???" 😂😂

    • @Lawncareman27
      @Lawncareman27 2 месяца назад

      When they come for you? Jk😂🤣

  • @carolhannon1707
    @carolhannon1707 8 лет назад +82

    as an Italian, the stuff he talks about brings back so many memories! omg! I can't take it! lol!

    • @sammiedog4
      @sammiedog4 4 года назад +1

      You not Italian you White mixed American. U no born Italy. You mixed with white Man

    • @lucyinthesky4682
      @lucyinthesky4682 4 года назад +2

      @@sammiedog4 what the hell does that even mean?

    • @theone2be33
      @theone2be33 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂

  • @walker_texas5143
    @walker_texas5143 4 года назад +20

    I work at chipotle and I have never heard something more accurate.

  • @sahm2ams
    @sahm2ams 9 лет назад +171

    Sebastian is my favorite comedian of all time. I discovered him on Netflix a few years ago by accident and I've seen him live 3 times, he is even better in person! Met him twice as well and he is a really nice and down to earth guy. Looking forward to watching him again in the future.

    • @cjcj1599
      @cjcj1599 5 лет назад +4

      Thanks for sharing...that's nice to hear! Makes me appreciate him even more as comedian😀

    • @10fttall6ftwide
      @10fttall6ftwide 2 года назад +2

      Jim Carrey George carlin Robin Williams.

    • @Irrelevant530
      @Irrelevant530 2 года назад

      @@10fttall6ftwide Pryor Murphy Seinfeld

  • @hummingbirdsaltalimachia1782
    @hummingbirdsaltalimachia1782 2 года назад +18

    I already laughed as soon as the video started playing and he said “ChipolTe”

  • @luckyDancer100
    @luckyDancer100 8 лет назад +452

    The bit on wrapping the burrito😂

    • @cassandramartinez1031
      @cassandramartinez1031 6 лет назад +1

      luckyDancer100 😂😂😂

    • @erikh3867
      @erikh3867 6 лет назад

      luckyDancer100 bryan callen rip off

    • @cassandramartinez7050
      @cassandramartinez7050 6 лет назад +4

      How he was jumping around lol 😂😂

    • @jefffromjersey52
      @jefffromjersey52 6 лет назад +8

      When he said you have to use some Quads , a little CORE .. I lost it ... lmao

    • @joeishere500
      @joeishere500 5 лет назад

      I had a few monster burritos built outta there an was like damn how they gonna wrap them

  • @annak8249
    @annak8249 5 лет назад +233

    OMG, his wife must be in tears laughing all the time!

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto 5 лет назад +31

      Or not. Cooks don't cook at home too.

    • @daletwin1
      @daletwin1 4 года назад +21

      "Familiarity breed contempt." Or as Jesus once said: "No prophet is welcome in their home town." Meaning the people that really know us do not see us as others see us who do not live with us or spend lots of time with us.
      She might laugh a lot because I think they have a good marriage but it is well known that Lucille Ball was not humorous at home.

    • @escarlit
      @escarlit 4 года назад +2

      naive

    • @kuhelss
      @kuhelss 4 года назад +7

      He actually says on his Instagram he tries to make his wife laugh all the time. Too funny

    • @samsmith4216
      @samsmith4216 3 года назад +2

      he's probably the anti comedian off stage

  • @sergiobucciarelli1398
    @sergiobucciarelli1398 9 лет назад +893

    get your claw out of the salsa

  • @Jondsmusic
    @Jondsmusic 3 года назад +5

    He's so right, telling it like it is Italian style! His Sanka bit was classic!

  • @kevc8786
    @kevc8786 6 лет назад +215

    Coca Cola in the see through glass what’re you gonna do about it😂😂😂😂😂

  • @beyondvirgo
    @beyondvirgo 10 месяцев назад +3

    This man has described my 3 years of chipotle experience in this short vid lmao. THEN HE STARTS PREACHIN ABOUT THE BURRITOS OH MY GOD 😂😂

  • @miles2057
    @miles2057 9 лет назад +152

    Hahahahaha!!! I love Seb's delivery, it is so emotional.
    He is awesome.
    I hope he comes to Australia soon.

  • @MichaelHplus
    @MichaelHplus 4 года назад +11

    I keep coming back here. His delivery is so good. He really commits. I need to see him do this same routine in a different venue so I can see if he delivers it in the exact same way.

  • @dhester267
    @dhester267 8 лет назад +104

    Im glad I saw a random video clip of one of this guy's shows, never heard of him but Im glad I did now. He's HILARIOUS

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 5 лет назад +353

    Im Mexican and approve of Sebastian saying Chipoltay & Tor-tila🌯

    • @no1800
      @no1800 4 года назад

      🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

    • @TheCarmelswan67
      @TheCarmelswan67 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MiguelRodriguez-zm4of
      @MiguelRodriguez-zm4of 4 года назад +3

      idc cid booooooooooooooo

    • @JM-fo1te
      @JM-fo1te 4 года назад +1

      Burritos aren't Mexican tho lol

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 2 года назад +10

      Those pronunciations add 20% to the bit.

  • @babydoll0124
    @babydoll0124 7 лет назад +349

    I work at chipotle and today after I got off work my coworkers and I sat down to eat at the dining room (like Sebastian said) and one of my coworkers showed us this and we couldn't stop laughing because everything he said was so relatable 😂

  • @markraines7476
    @markraines7476 2 года назад +9

    It's his voice...that is the best part of his show

  • @matthewblanck3588
    @matthewblanck3588 8 лет назад +1001

    Steak! Beans! Cheese!
    10 seconds later.....
    Chicken! Peppers! Lettuce!

    • @Danielson0093
      @Danielson0093 8 лет назад +44

      Funniest shit I've ever seen hahaha

    • @a.c.7115
      @a.c.7115 7 лет назад +30

      Absolute classic! Seen this clip a million times and every single time I cant stop laughing. His delivery is perfect!

    • @diamondsky1798
      @diamondsky1798 5 лет назад +1

      Napoman2001 🤣🤣🤣

    • @escarlit
      @escarlit 4 года назад +4

      fuckin brilliant 😂

    • @whutvr2
      @whutvr2 4 года назад

      ☠☠

  • @Adventures_with_GEOFFERY
    @Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 5 лет назад +19

    *“STEAK. BEANS CHEESE GONE!!!!!!!.” This is way to true 😂💀😭☠️ he’s so animated and I love the way he says chipotle*

  • @dogdaybreak3157
    @dogdaybreak3157 8 лет назад +38

    So friggin' hilarious. When he starts hopping down the line! LMAO!!!

    • @theone2be33
      @theone2be33 2 месяца назад

      Very Hilarious! 😂🎉

  • @copiouscareerist
    @copiouscareerist 2 года назад +1

    My favorite guy comedian. Thank you for being born.

  • @bumblebee3608
    @bumblebee3608 6 лет назад +11

    I'm dying over here... This man is an artist. I totally forget this is a one man show, everything disappears and I see EVERYTHING he's describing and talking about, in EVERY show... I got laughter tears pouring left and right outta my eyes, and I can still see everything! And his expressions? Forget about it! Standing ovation Sebastion!

  • @JackieOgle
    @JackieOgle 2 года назад +5

    I was crying. He is 100% the funniest guy I have seen. His facial expressions and physical comedy, absolutely hilarious! I can watch this for hours.

  • @katemjd8010
    @katemjd8010 8 лет назад +83

    The "employee" point at 1:43 killed me. HAHA!

  • @Barbarian857
    @Barbarian857 4 года назад

    I love you Sebastian Maniscalco. Quarantine is better with you in my life.

  • @guittadabe5214
    @guittadabe5214 6 лет назад +7

    He doesn't attack people. I love that about him. So even Chipotle people would laugh at this bit!

  • @MarquisVonMonster
    @MarquisVonMonster 4 года назад +3

    This gives me ptsd of the days I worked retail. Customers sometimes talked to you like you were born to serve them, but I’d also have co-workers that got overtimed to death or chewed out by customers because my store didn’t have a blouse in an exact size she wanted.

  • @user-rf5px3gh3p
    @user-rf5px3gh3p 6 лет назад +8

    This is what blew him up. He’s my favorite can’t wait to see him at msg!

  • @infallibleblue
    @infallibleblue 4 года назад +3

    It’s SO true! The people ordering can be such a mess, but I feel for the workers too.

  • @marlenbrown3708
    @marlenbrown3708 6 лет назад +4

    Love this guy.You have to watch his whole set on Netflix. Real life common sense which has been lost in the world today.

  • @nolanfinn1778
    @nolanfinn1778 3 года назад +137

    I've never laughed this hard in my entire life 😂😂. The STEAK, BEANS, CHEESE! part had me dieing

  • @zoeh.2361
    @zoeh.2361 6 лет назад +5

    I love when comedians really get into and sort of act out the story they're telling with all the goofy movements and shit its so great

  • @o-o6355
    @o-o6355 2 года назад +1

    the best. sebastian is the best of this century

  • @SailorVenusYaten1001
    @SailorVenusYaten1001 4 года назад +117

    I used to work for Chipotle, and everything he says is so true!!
    I can’t stop laughing 😂

    • @dh-uo4lt
      @dh-uo4lt Год назад +1

      Really? He is not funny at all.

  • @deibarnes1550
    @deibarnes1550 8 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂😂 the burrito building side leap

  • @cedricverner7380
    @cedricverner7380 5 лет назад +27

    Cure for depression: Sebastian whispering "it's okay" in your ear.

  • @Moving_Forward247
    @Moving_Forward247 Год назад +9

    What’s the funniest is how he says Chipotle and TORTILLLAH

  • @work9478
    @work9478 4 года назад +4

    The guacamole part ...🤣😂😅😅😂..in tears..

  • @0_Comprimise9
    @0_Comprimise9 3 года назад +3

    Seen his shoes 100 times still hysterical makes me crack up every single time!! The pod cast with Pete is the best there is.

  • @nancymadore4292
    @nancymadore4292 8 лет назад +250

    This guy is hilarious! Amazing show.

    • @ryanbates362
      @ryanbates362 8 лет назад +1

      You're a good lookin' woman.

    • @peezysmith5245
      @peezysmith5245 8 лет назад +3

      Ryan Bates it's an actor from enchanted bro

    • @ryanbates362
      @ryanbates362 8 лет назад +7

      Oh...how embarrassing...

    • @LVXD0
      @LVXD0 2 года назад

      @@ryanbates362 u clown

  • @sbgoldma
    @sbgoldma 4 года назад +9

    He has become one of my favourite comedians 😂😂😂👍👍🤣

  • @bealightinthisdarkworld8225
    @bealightinthisdarkworld8225 5 лет назад +43

    He doesn't say chipotle, he says chipòltay.
    And tore tilla!!
    So hilarious.

  • @MrCctvtech
    @MrCctvtech 5 лет назад +72

    The most stressful job at chipotle is the cleaning of the bathrooms!

    • @orlas5861
      @orlas5861 4 года назад +2

      MrCctvtech .
      On a need to know basis - we don't need to know that , thank you ! 😱

    • @MrCctvtech
      @MrCctvtech 4 года назад

      @Dream Theory haha!

    • @SIRO_451
      @SIRO_451 4 года назад +2

      *EDP445 has entered the chat*

  • @thunderbolt2145
    @thunderbolt2145 4 года назад +27

    The Coke fill had me crying.😂

  • @mrs5046
    @mrs5046 4 года назад +7

    How funny would it be if him and Kat Williams do a stand-up together. Both telling their version of the same story. It is two extremes and both are so animated and expressive, it would be a EPIC! Thank you for posting these videos!

  • @francesvansiclen1444
    @francesvansiclen1444 8 лет назад +5

    My son just turned me on to Sebastian - he is truly hilarious- I spent spent an hour listening to his schtick and now my stomach hurts from laughter- good !!!!

    • @SCOTTEDM
      @SCOTTEDM 7 лет назад

      Yeah same here. Found him on Netflix. Bandaid, Tortilla, Medical Mask, George Forman Grill, TSA - whole dam show was hilarious!

  • @tomslck_
    @tomslck_ Год назад +2

    I came back just for “STEAK, BEANS, CHEESE” 😭😂

  • @darlymh
    @darlymh 3 года назад +10

    I’m *STILL* laughing!!! Love how he describes the guy folding and tucking all the ingredients at the end! 🌯

  • @bigmike5785
    @bigmike5785 4 года назад +5

    That guacamole part is right on, everytime.

  • @darkestbeforedawn8130
    @darkestbeforedawn8130 3 года назад +11

    I think about this clip sometimes and cry laughing so hard, and I'm by myself cracking up! Sebastian is so funny to me😄

  • @ericparson3513
    @ericparson3513 3 года назад +4

    He doesn't even have to say a word, just his facial expressions, and body movements crack me up, the fact that the jokes are funny makes it even better... HILARIOUS 😂🤣😅

  • @deuceb8472
    @deuceb8472 2 года назад +3

    lol when I first went to Chipotle I used to do the pointing thing over the glass and get politely admonished for it...classic.

  • @neilahmed5556
    @neilahmed5556 Месяц назад +1

    Sebastian is the goat

  • @natethegrape9792
    @natethegrape9792 4 года назад +16

    Funniest thing I have ever seen! Laughed about a quadrillion times! Sebastian you have a great sense of humor. you are so good a comedy!

  • @hankbug
    @hankbug 2 года назад +3

    "Get your claw out of the salsa!" Exactly! Gonna use this line in my kitchen for people that try to double dip the salsa.

  • @dudemanbro1950
    @dudemanbro1950 8 лет назад +432

    anyone else take a ton of napkins everytime you go to chipotle?

    • @e.fabian954
      @e.fabian954 8 лет назад +12

      Haha! And load up on an exaggerated amount of forks too!

    • @horticasey
      @horticasey 6 лет назад +6

      It's tradition

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 6 лет назад +6

      No but my Uber Eats driver does at my request.

    • @stevewatson6349
      @stevewatson6349 6 лет назад +19

      Yep the more they skimp on the ingredients the more napkins and forks I take

    • @juliaivanitskiy269
      @juliaivanitskiy269 6 лет назад +4

      Dudemanbro all the time!! They must hate people like us. Women take it cause you can pat your face with them and take away the oil field that your face has become. 😍😍

  • @shadowdaffy9788
    @shadowdaffy9788 4 года назад +3

    “Ya, it’s ok” the way he whispered it. 😂😂

  • @LoveGuruBlaire
    @LoveGuruBlaire 7 лет назад +6

    I LOVE this guy! This Chipotle bit -- HYSTERICAL -- out loud laughing! I LOVE CHIPOTLE -- this is so great. Classic bit, really! Wish there was more of his work online.

  • @britneymelgar3764
    @britneymelgar3764 4 года назад +1

    I'm Mexican American..i just love love Italian ❤️❤️❤️

  • @zachhynd
    @zachhynd 7 лет назад +274

    Asked for a water and filled it up with coca cola 😂😂😂

    • @cassandramartinez7050
      @cassandramartinez7050 6 лет назад +5

      😂😂

    • @sharksfan2678
      @sharksfan2678 5 лет назад +7

      Sprite for me

    • @David_R922
      @David_R922 5 лет назад +2

      At Subway, they turn off the fountain so people won't steal soda with a water cup.

    • @SimplyKnownAsTron
      @SimplyKnownAsTron 5 лет назад +1

      @@sharksfan2678 Same game. I thought it was just me.

    • @AegisNova
      @AegisNova 5 лет назад +3

      None of you stealers had better ever complain about the conditions in the world. You’re contributing to them.

  • @MrWallybones
    @MrWallybones 2 года назад +2

    I came to Sebastian through Ticked off Vic D. Now this dude is seriously funny! I love your comedy! Keep it coming!

  • @mfr54
    @mfr54 8 лет назад +10

    He is hilarious!!!! I think like you do Sebastian and it drives me crazy!

  • @KrisCortez
    @KrisCortez 5 лет назад +49

    This is why I get a bowl instead. So they don't have to deal with the torTILLuh

    • @thegr8rambino
      @thegr8rambino 4 года назад +1

      ya then ask for a tortilla on the side, its the best way lol

    • @donnaspuppyplayandadventur9397
      @donnaspuppyplayandadventur9397 4 года назад +2

      thegr8rambino or the hard shells. They’ll give them for free .

    • @thegr8rambino
      @thegr8rambino 4 года назад

      @@donnaspuppyplayandadventur9397 Really?

    • @tfu4434
      @tfu4434 4 года назад +1

      you also get way more meat in a bowl

  • @cryptogirliebtc3987
    @cryptogirliebtc3987 2 года назад +4

    I lost it when he started jumping on the ingredients 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @robinghosh2109
    @robinghosh2109 5 лет назад +2

    Fairly certain this is Maniscalco at his comedic peak. How does it get better than this, plus the airport / TSA bit.

  • @natmcnoneofyabiz5660
    @natmcnoneofyabiz5660 4 года назад +4

    I literally been watching the same videos over and over again each night ever since I came across the doorbell one and I laugh my arse off each time! 😂 😂

  • @Leigh3420
    @Leigh3420 9 месяцев назад +1

    Now I’m going to go to Chipotle. I’ve never been there. Comments and the magician on stage sold me. 😂

  • @sachafierce116
    @sachafierce116 4 года назад +5

    He’s hilarious! I’ve been binging all his shows! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃

  • @A358M
    @A358M 4 года назад +2

    His comedy is the BEST!!! You're in stitches the whole way through. I hope going to commerical won't ruin his authentic comedy style. Sometimes , when they branch out and become too huge, they lose their originality, not as relatable as they used to be.

  • @AhmadAbuhamda
    @AhmadAbuhamda Год назад +3

    Anyone else notice how he’s saying “Chipolte”? 😂

  • @donnajoseph-barford1076
    @donnajoseph-barford1076 4 года назад

    Sebastian now my favorite comedian. I found him yesterday on RUclips. I'm sick and need to be cheered up. I hit comedy and boom I found him. I feeling better already.

  • @paidpoppinpretty
    @paidpoppinpretty 4 года назад +6

    I almost just passed out choking wheezing laughing at this and I also peed myself slightly ♥️ wow lol

  • @AlexanderKubik1993
    @AlexanderKubik1993 4 года назад +2

    I love this guy

  • @Christina_320
    @Christina_320 6 лет назад +8

    I literally had tears in my eyes and almost choked on my food watching this. I laughed so hard. Hysterical! 😂

  • @groovycaz
    @groovycaz 4 года назад +2

    This video made me watch all of his specials on Netflix. He's hilarious!

  • @tony23realtor
    @tony23realtor 8 лет назад +33

    I loved this guy in Night At the Roxbury.

    • @devonperdue6996
      @devonperdue6996 7 лет назад +9

      not the same guy.. lmboooo i think you're thinking of Chris Kattan.. lol

    • @bcdey84
      @bcdey84 7 лет назад +6

      Survivor1947 YES!!!!! He's like a cross between Chris Kattan, Ben Stiller and Michael Richards!

    • @hotnAZ
      @hotnAZ 7 лет назад +6

      eww no he isn't - he is actually funny

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 4 года назад +1

    This is the most Italian delivery ever. I love it. Dice would be proud.

    • @mic1240
      @mic1240 3 года назад

      And total Chicagoese voice too

    • @collinjwalsh
      @collinjwalsh 2 года назад

      Love Dice, but Dice is Jewish not Italian. And Sebastian has one of the most authentic Chicago accents you’ll hear,

  • @guyinthechat9533
    @guyinthechat9533 6 лет назад +11

    "He's not trained on burrito building" lol

  • @ThunderPants13
    @ThunderPants13 9 месяцев назад +1

    "....the guy can't even find the torTILLa." 🤣🤣