Oats Studios - Volume 1 - Cooking With Bill: Sushi

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июл 2017
  • Cooking With Bill: Introducing the Magiblend 200's Sushi Function
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  • @hossainalkhateb4812
    @hossainalkhateb4812 7 лет назад +627

    I don't know what the f*ck did I just watch
    but please don't stop

    • @ibrahimrobinson8508
      @ibrahimrobinson8508 7 лет назад +9

      Hossain Alkhateb
      Trust me when I say I did not think of anything sexual when I read your comment... now where did I put that bottle of lubricant.

  • @mccrabbypatty4441
    @mccrabbypatty4441 7 лет назад +710

    Could cut the tension with the damasu 9000

    • @photosimonson
      @photosimonson 7 лет назад +20

      winner

    • @squizzlor
      @squizzlor 7 лет назад +1

      gabe crabb hardly, from what I know of the the Demisu as a product. It can't cut, its better at tearing... honestly I rated my Demisu 9000, a 2/10.
      Would not blork again!

  • @dominicscreativefilms
    @dominicscreativefilms 7 лет назад +367

    How is it I can watch people in these skits get blown up, ripped open, or disfigured, but a dude forcing himself to eat hair is when my gag reflex's kick in?

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 4 года назад +27

      Our brain simulates the thoughts and feelings of others in order to predict and empathise with them (mirror neurons). We watched real hair in someone's real mouth, and it's easy to put ourselves in that situation and therefore empathise. Cartoonish violence is obviously fake, and makes us detach emotionally. Also, I bet there is a bias in what types of violent or gross stuff we see that really gets our mirror neurons firing.

    • @politicallyambiguous8424
      @politicallyambiguous8424 2 года назад +4

      Probably because there's the implication that it's more than just Sushi with hair in it. It probably contains body parts or something.

    • @dirtyduck10
      @dirtyduck10 2 года назад +2

      can't do the hair either good lord

    • @vindictivemew3232
      @vindictivemew3232 2 года назад +5

      Dude, saaaaaame. I can watch anything gore without blinking but I couldn't even watch this without gagging my lunch up lmfao

    • @acid0402
      @acid0402 Год назад

      Yes yes yes! Feel you so bad

  • @RAY-THE-WAY
    @RAY-THE-WAY 7 лет назад +361

    See if RUclips ads were like this I wouldn't need to skip 🤷🏽‍♂️😁

    • @dreadtan
      @dreadtan 7 лет назад +7

      i am with you there

    • @stevelarry3870
      @stevelarry3870 6 лет назад +1

      Can someone please explain the point of those emojis?

  • @rogueknight8955
    @rogueknight8955 7 лет назад +361

    Man, Bill's hand must have super healing.

    • @WelhamGaming
      @WelhamGaming 7 лет назад +19

      I was really hoping he'd have a stump today

    • @qncsc
      @qncsc 7 лет назад +6

      please note: this was taped before the horrible accident.
      or this is Bill's twin brother, who chokes to death.
      one or the other.

    • @trouxl7229
      @trouxl7229 7 лет назад +2

      Bill version 2!

    • @3452te
      @3452te 7 лет назад +1

      Rogue Knight He actually does. Neill may not say it. but it is evident that bill is...immortal.
      IMMORTAL BILL.

    • @Ozzymandias493
      @Ozzymandias493 7 лет назад +9

      bill is a weapon to surpass metal gear

  • @kmlkmljkl
    @kmlkmljkl 7 лет назад +79

    I'd absolutely love it if more Cooking With Bill videos will be made. They're great.

  • @aq6304
    @aq6304 7 лет назад +294

    "Just like in Japan!"

    • @shadowmight1242
      @shadowmight1242 7 лет назад +29

      He'd to emphasize that didn't he.
      Kojima...

    • @badoli1074
      @badoli1074 7 лет назад +1

      "Do you have some scissors, Karen...?"

    • @-ahvilable-6654
      @-ahvilable-6654 6 лет назад

      Just like in Tim and Eric. And I think it is good!

    • @vicvector7878
      @vicvector7878 5 лет назад

      In Japan evrything is served extra "bushi"

  • @TylerZed
    @TylerZed 7 лет назад +44

    The delivery of "They eat the seaweed there. Isn't that something."
    cracked me up for some reason. Ha!

    • @TheGrafton12
      @TheGrafton12 2 года назад +1

      this approximation of how Americans might have commented on Asian foods or unique aspects of Asian culture back in the decade of the 80's sure was something else!

  • @Canebrak31
    @Canebrak31 7 лет назад +829

    I thought Bill lost his arm last time.

    • @Cybolic
      @Cybolic 7 лет назад +42

      This is from an earlier show ;)

    • @xorras8037
      @xorras8037 7 лет назад +57

      They are not connected. Every time watching new vid, imagine nothing happened before.

    • @cryingclown83
      @cryingclown83 7 лет назад +19

      If they live in a world where you can just stuff sushi ingredients into the box of a cheaply-made (but expensively sold) machine available from an infomercial and it comes out as a (hairy) roll, then perhaps they also have finely-tuned medical devices that can fix a hand good as new.

    • @psybovine
      @psybovine 7 лет назад +74

      Bill was a chef who gave a child food-poisoning, then was hit by a delivery truck and died. Now he's in hell on Satan's favorite daytime infomercial, and every time something awful happens, he wakes back up in the studio like nothing happened... At least, that's my theory.

    • @ghoulish6125
      @ghoulish6125 7 лет назад +2

      omygodsword well, you're not one to be afraid of leaping to conclusions

  • @VELVETPERSON
    @VELVETPERSON 7 лет назад +156

    SCP - XXZZ "COOKING WITH BILL"
    CLASS: EUCLID

    • @mattjamco
      @mattjamco 4 года назад

      Thank god someone else thought the same

    • @Warutteri
      @Warutteri 3 года назад +1

      Was just about to comment that this is some SCP level shit 😵😂

    • @Warutteri
      @Warutteri 3 года назад +1

      Maybe Bill is some poor bastard trapped by some demigod or a powerful angry reality bender to forever make bad infomercials and has to act along no matter how fucked up things get either because he is unable to not do so or because if he doesn't go along with things he will be tortured in ways too heinous to even imagine? I mean his hand injury from the knife episode having disappeared without as much as a scar makes me think whatever is forcing him to do these things is able to fix him no matter how badly he gets damaged and possibly could take him apart piece by piece and just reassemble good as new but with his memories of the experience intact, that sort of thing would make having your hand cut up or eating some hair etc seem preferable by comparison... Although the idea of being full conscious of what's happening but not being able to stop yourself from doing this shit could be even more hellish, especially because of the thought of what they might force on you next...

  • @627mojo
    @627mojo 7 лет назад +132

    Hair in food wigs me out. Had a gagging fit watching this lol.

    • @SebsTech1
      @SebsTech1 7 лет назад +11

      John Devon you are not the only one, I have a really bad gag reflex for that and this was tough decision of keep watching and try not to throw up ahaha

    • @EPICpubeMAN
      @EPICpubeMAN 7 лет назад +1

      U should watch the haircake video, i bet you'll have a blast watching that one

    • @jayn8392
      @jayn8392 6 лет назад +2

      John Devon glad I'm not the only one. There was another one of these with hair and i had the same problem

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 7 лет назад +79

    Poor Bill. Can't wait to see what other trouble he gets into today!

    • @readhistory2023
      @readhistory2023 7 лет назад +2

      He is like "Mr. Bill" from Saturday Night Live or Kenny from South Park.

  • @ndrinks5550
    @ndrinks5550 7 лет назад +36

    This is one of the most uncomfortable things I have ever watched. Amazing.

  • @joelanderson4178
    @joelanderson4178 5 лет назад +81

    They are stuck doing this for some creature's amusement. Look at how Karen's body language is saying "Why are they doing this to us? I can't look." Also suspicious is the distortion when things go weird.

    • @KenoBeatZ
      @KenoBeatZ Год назад +1

      May I ask for your weed dealer's number please ?
      Asking for a friend of mine

    • @mitchpassalinqua7939
      @mitchpassalinqua7939 Год назад +1

      just like in Japan

    • @MarcusHalverstram
      @MarcusHalverstram 10 месяцев назад

      And the phone numbers start with 555 so you know it's fake

  • @DarthBiomech
    @DarthBiomech 7 лет назад +13

    I love how they tried to hide Bill's left hand for almost entirety of the video. but was disappointed to see that it was undamaged.

  • @commandertorres
    @commandertorres 4 года назад +7

    I swear to god that video audio distortion when Bill and his co host notice the hair on the Sushi nearly made me think the Sushi itself was fully conscious... and in ceaseless agony

  • @stuff4ever
    @stuff4ever 6 лет назад +11

    It's genius actually.. while you are eating delicious Sushi, you can floss your teeth. Brilliant!

  • @69inbed
    @69inbed 7 лет назад +14

    Play at 144p for full effect.

  • @ThatMetalGuy
    @ThatMetalGuy 7 лет назад +2

    Man, I love these. Well, I love everything coming from Oats Studios so far.

  • @futurebassmaster1
    @futurebassmaster1 3 года назад +5

    Lol! The way he said "can cut hair?" had me rolling!

  • @grimpr
    @grimpr 7 лет назад +2

    My new favorite 80's sitcom series.

  • @Crypttv
    @Crypttv 7 лет назад +47

    This was dope! Keep it up guys!!!

    • @intimidi7908
      @intimidi7908 3 года назад +2

      Wait the people at Crypt TV watched this?

  • @RobertVanderStelt
    @RobertVanderStelt 7 лет назад

    I'm just loving what you guys are doing!!! These have all been amazing!!

  • @Xoid97
    @Xoid97 7 лет назад +1

    This is exactly what I wanted from this channel. Awesome!

  • @lonl123
    @lonl123 7 лет назад +121

    OK, love your videos, and I can watch anything... dismemberment, beheading, whatever, without blinking an eye...but this one made me retch a little bit....

    • @Bobbobson69420
      @Bobbobson69420 7 лет назад +28

      Yeah, I can stand seeing soldiers in the Vietnam war having gore ripped out of them and placed on a skinless person as armor without even getting disgusted, but when I see a wad of hair sticking out of sushi I get grossed out.

    • @stephenward9468
      @stephenward9468 6 лет назад +4

      I think why this works so well, is that we can all relate to having that awful feeling when we are eating and we get a piece of hair! I actually nearly didn't watch the chewing part of this video, as I knew the feeling of it was approaching.. love these videos!

    • @Gaze73
      @Gaze73 Год назад

      This is nothing, cartel torture is way worse.

  • @Talon65
    @Talon65 7 лет назад +3

    Bob makes everything look so simple and delicious!

  • @TheLastLoad
    @TheLastLoad 7 лет назад +2

    OMFG that's gnarly! Please don't stop, these videos make me feel like I'm inside out.

  • @jwansley45
    @jwansley45 7 лет назад +5

    Thank you for being the best channel on RUclips

  • @flightjam
    @flightjam 7 лет назад +1

    Lovin' the frequent uploads!

  • @AlfiRizkyR
    @AlfiRizkyR 7 лет назад +2

    I love the atmosphere. Good directing.

  • @StillSpy
    @StillSpy 7 лет назад +6

    Thanks for doing something new Oats Studios. The movie industry had been stale for so many years. You should look into other things too like digitally releasing movies the same day they hit theaters.

  • @ChibiMieko
    @ChibiMieko 6 лет назад

    This is so unsettling. Like it wasn’t straight up horror, but the woman’s expressions, the visuals of him trying to choke back the hair sushi (ugh!), and the tense, warped music combined with the flickering of the tape...
    I feel somehow cursed after viewing this. 10/10.

  • @genarosiles8840
    @genarosiles8840 7 лет назад +30

    *KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS*

    • @nickv1212
      @nickv1212 2 года назад

      Just missing the HIDEO in the corner.

  • @RamanujDeka
    @RamanujDeka 7 лет назад +6

    The most creative sushi on planet Earth

  • @Browncheeze
    @Browncheeze 7 лет назад +2

    Oats studios is the best channel right now!

  • @andarudaru
    @andarudaru 7 лет назад

    Though this looks nothing like other shorts and movies, this is very unsettling. And i love it. Good job, oats!

  • @darkling115
    @darkling115 7 лет назад +1

    Best show ever!

  • @QUANTUMJOKER
    @QUANTUMJOKER 6 лет назад

    Their voices are both so pleasant to listen to.

  • @cougargold
    @cougargold 6 лет назад +2

    So goddamn funny. Please make more of these. Bill is amazing.

  • @alanparkerjr.7096
    @alanparkerjr.7096 7 лет назад

    they do it again. Thanks Oats!!!

  • @sidework1
    @sidework1 7 лет назад

    Love the "Oats!" sounds at the end

  • @zethraelofteldrassil3149
    @zethraelofteldrassil3149 7 лет назад +1

    Love it ... keep cooking Bill

  • @aasimkhan2306
    @aasimkhan2306 7 лет назад

    He recovered so quickly. Kudos to him.

  • @inlpwetrust
    @inlpwetrust 7 лет назад +1

    Cooking with Bill is TV shopping's response to Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

  • @CianMacCecht
    @CianMacCecht 7 лет назад

    Love the way it all goes a bit Silent Hill at the end. Their productions are really excellent.

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 7 лет назад +2

    Definitely keep up these reoccurring mock infomercials! 👍

  • @zimbakin
    @zimbakin Год назад

    Brilliant! 😂😂😂 I love these shorts 👏

  • @imasepan
    @imasepan 7 лет назад +16

    the music is too scary for something as simple as hair.

  • @julienboreau
    @julienboreau 7 лет назад

    And Amazing Actors !

  • @Andy-oy3yg
    @Andy-oy3yg 7 лет назад

    I didn't see his left hand until minute into the film. Clever you Studio Oats!

  • @aldondriusaldondrius5617
    @aldondriusaldondrius5617 6 лет назад +1

    One thing is crystal clear, they are making some good movie like video but next you see something like this that really makes you question if they are really able to deliver anything.

  • @jesusjuva6171
    @jesusjuva6171 7 лет назад +2

    Damn, simple yet disturbing
    HAHA I love it!!

  • @BrobatGaming
    @BrobatGaming 7 лет назад +2

    Good to see that Liquid Bill is doing well

  • @ironassbrown
    @ironassbrown 5 лет назад +3

    I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard, I almost died.

  • @DanielMcGregor
    @DanielMcGregor 7 лет назад +2

    In the very moment he saw the hair in the sushi, Bill started to reconsider his career choices... xD

  • @TeddyLeppard
    @TeddyLeppard 6 лет назад

    Way to go, Bill!

  • @stephanier3343
    @stephanier3343 7 лет назад +1

    yes so good.

  • @userbosco
    @userbosco 6 лет назад

    That's pretty sick, in an awesome hilarious kind of way, of course.

  • @GuineaPigEveryday
    @GuineaPigEveryday 7 лет назад +2

    Starting to like this, its starting to be like an Oats Studios version of Dont hug me im scared with weird shit happening each episode non effectinng them at all throughout with one main character and maybe a cool finale

  • @teeniequeenie8369
    @teeniequeenie8369 Год назад

    Best vid of them all😂

  • @flyingcoffeecup
    @flyingcoffeecup 7 лет назад +1

    An oscar for this guy please!

  • @wakeofimpact
    @wakeofimpact 7 лет назад

    Oh my god this season is turning more and more into an SCP thing, I love it!

  • @oddprimemusic
    @oddprimemusic 7 лет назад

    I absolutely love this shit! It's like a mad mix-up of Verhoeven and Cronenberg..

  • @Yousadclownofaman
    @Yousadclownofaman 7 лет назад

    this is just weird and silly, I love the variation in these shorts

  • @burken18
    @burken18 7 лет назад

    well i have new favorite youtube channel now

  • @globalklaus
    @globalklaus 7 лет назад

    I'm a complicated guy. I see an Oats notification - I start counting socks in my drawers.

  • @xer0c
    @xer0c 7 лет назад

    I'm getting a body horror vibe from Oats Studios. Awesome stuff.

  • @Mr._Steal_Your_Squirrel
    @Mr._Steal_Your_Squirrel 7 лет назад +3

    Bill reminds me of the guy who sells swords and knives at three in the morning Lmao XD

  • @MurphyTheLawyer
    @MurphyTheLawyer 7 лет назад

    Next theatre film we get I sure hope there's this show on a TV in the background during a scene :D

  • @codyhaddon6781
    @codyhaddon6781 6 лет назад

    Looks delicious

  • @robotjox77
    @robotjox77 7 лет назад

    I dunno about you guys but I am sold. Every home should have one.

  • @matiascirla3418
    @matiascirla3418 7 лет назад

    buenisimo, por favor mas videos

  • @TEDdotcom
    @TEDdotcom 7 лет назад

    The added hair is what makes this a great product.

  • @money_master9219
    @money_master9219 7 лет назад

    Bill is back with both arms intact wow.

  • @xlprophet6923
    @xlprophet6923 6 лет назад

    A Halloween special featuring an October fest beer dispenser would be incredible

  • @goliathsparrow1082
    @goliathsparrow1082 7 лет назад

    saw Yellow, that was awesome too

  • @Patrix8558
    @Patrix8558 7 лет назад +2

    TBH I found this funny, dont know why.. and Cooking with Bill reminds me some kinds of twisted reality from Rick & Morty TV, haha

  • @aleflippy1997
    @aleflippy1997 7 лет назад

    You're spoiling us now

  • @SplendidMoose
    @SplendidMoose 7 лет назад

    Oats, a healthy part of my diet!!!

  • @TheEvilBere
    @TheEvilBere 6 лет назад

    Oh God... This is a nightmare... But I love it... ^^ I will support Oats via Steam, as soon as I get my paycheck. Promised!

  • @TheAndyroo770
    @TheAndyroo770 7 лет назад

    At least his hands looking better. Love this channel.

  • @voskoff7
    @voskoff7 7 лет назад +6

    Directed by hideo Kojima

  • @user-uj4ip2pt6h
    @user-uj4ip2pt6h 7 лет назад

    The future of food is here

  • @EphyMusicOfficial
    @EphyMusicOfficial 10 месяцев назад

    I fully wish this had kept going

  • @iloveeveryone8611
    @iloveeveryone8611 7 лет назад

    That was intense.

  • @waynejacksongalloway5464
    @waynejacksongalloway5464 7 лет назад

    toooo Funny well Dunn from all sides! MORE.

  • @DirtyFrank.
    @DirtyFrank. 7 лет назад +1

    I'm starting to think this takes place within the Rakka universe

  • @GalatraicMinds
    @GalatraicMinds 4 года назад

    Cooking with bill is dope af funny too. Lol

  • @marloayden7878
    @marloayden7878 4 года назад

    This is the best channel on youtube! I wish i could show everybody

  • @alexreiter6053
    @alexreiter6053 6 лет назад

    More Bill, please!

  • @Mr911technology
    @Mr911technology 6 лет назад

    This is that crazy internet .exe shit from h3h3 years ago. Glad I just found this, pure gold.

  • @torvovenator
    @torvovenator 7 лет назад

    WOW 3 videos in a week!

  • @cpu6850
    @cpu6850 6 лет назад +1

    Why do i continue watching cooking with bill ?

  • @MikeSuttill
    @MikeSuttill 6 лет назад

    Oats Studios and Troublemaker Studios should definitely get together one day.

  •  7 лет назад

    just wow

  • @miguelbeltran813
    @miguelbeltran813 7 лет назад

    Delicious!!!! 🤤🤤🤤

  • @matejskubic7630
    @matejskubic7630 7 лет назад

    GOO OATS

  • @Pastechi
    @Pastechi 7 лет назад

    I've been clocking on oats video's so fast...

  • @user-so1mw3sg3l
    @user-so1mw3sg3l 7 лет назад +34

    Билл нормальный мужик XD

    • @_den_
      @_den_ 7 лет назад +2

      Не понимаю зачем он это ел, ну попали туда волосы, устройство то не при чем.

    • @Azenon
      @Azenon 7 лет назад +5

      K I B R G надеюсь, позже он превратился в чудище и уничтожил всех людей в студии)

    • @oksanapashenko
      @oksanapashenko 6 лет назад +2

      Ꮶ Ꭵ ᗹ Ꮢ Ꮆ пацан сказал, пацан сделал. ЛОЛ

  • @Dawt_Calm
    @Dawt_Calm 7 лет назад

    This reminds me, Alton Brown is going to be starting up his show Good Eats again. Just saw a trailer for it.