Oats Studios - Volume 1 - Cooking With Bill: PrestoVeg

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июл 2017
  • Cooking With Bill: Introducing the PrestoVeg
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  • @raymondwu5824
    @raymondwu5824 7 лет назад +601

    "ITS FUCKING RAWWWW."
    -Gordon Ramsey

  • @BrobatGaming
    @BrobatGaming 7 лет назад +689

    Bill needs a serious break from all the eldritch shit going on in his work life

    • @DzinkyDzink
      @DzinkyDzink 6 лет назад +9

      He signed a contract. He can't.

  • @alexw8903
    @alexw8903 7 лет назад +480

    I have a feeling that bill is stuck in hell or purgatory.

    • @TheSeraphrim
      @TheSeraphrim 6 лет назад +3

      Shadow Might bro I was thinking the same thing silent hills

    • @TheOneAndOnlySame
      @TheOneAndOnlySame 5 лет назад +29

      Doublebow
      You may be right. Bill is being punished for having sold crap, non functional "gadgets" to naive people for years and years . Being in hell now, the crap machines are even worse of course and they produce disgusting, nightmarish results .

    • @politicallyambiguous8424
      @politicallyambiguous8424 2 года назад +4

      I would say Hell, as it just seems like an evil environment that is meant to make him suffer.

    • @snachtj_2386
      @snachtj_2386 2 года назад +2

      @@politicallyambiguous8424 but also you suffer in purgatory. In fact, you suffer more in purgatory than Hell

    • @Blaze6108
      @Blaze6108 Год назад +4

      There are hair strands in the sushi and smoothie, and the Damasu 950 chops him up. Am I the only one who thinks this might be punishment for having done something horrible to his wife?

  • @MerpSquirrel
    @MerpSquirrel 7 лет назад +324

    I think their auto cooking tools are using some extra dimensional shit they shouldnt be tapping into.

  • @Prism_Heavy
    @Prism_Heavy 7 лет назад +540

    how did bill get his fingers back?

    • @mysticlore2828
      @mysticlore2828 7 лет назад +8

      probably that episode i guess was the last one?

    • @os2171
      @os2171 7 лет назад +5

      Tali Maximoff this incident precedes the Damasu 950.

    • @homunculus77
      @homunculus77 7 лет назад +6

      Clones...

    • @gramps2225
      @gramps2225 7 лет назад +3

      CG

    • @jalvflo
      @jalvflo 7 лет назад +3

      Tali Maximoff probably a repo!

  • @VELVETPERSON
    @VELVETPERSON 7 лет назад +186

    i have a feeling what they are hostages of some kind and they must provide ads to stay alive

    • @cgamejewels
      @cgamejewels 7 лет назад +47

      Kurt Rozentaun I was thinking something like that. they are teaching aliens about human foods. I think these infomercials are leading up to a reveal.

    • @MrPopo-yo3tb
      @MrPopo-yo3tb 7 лет назад +5

      Kurt Rozentaun nah, purgatory more like

    • @ThelaziaCafe
      @ThelaziaCafe 6 лет назад +1

      Like in Dont Hug Me Im Scared?

    • @QUANTUMJOKER
      @QUANTUMJOKER 6 лет назад +2

      Or they might be new playthings of the sadistic, god-like supercomputer AM from Harlan Ellison's short story I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.

    • @endsin6729
      @endsin6729 2 года назад

      @@QUANTUMJOKER Spoiler man dang :(

  • @sgoser
    @sgoser 7 лет назад +155

    2 videos by the day omfg

  • @landynhartman4851
    @landynhartman4851 7 лет назад +177

    These videos freak me out

  • @EnzoFilmsProd
    @EnzoFilmsProd 6 лет назад +36

    I love how simple and normal Cooking With Bill first starts out as, and then turns into a morbid and dark show; amazing!

  • @Even151
    @Even151 7 лет назад +180

    i feel like this is building up to something

  • @Tepalus
    @Tepalus 7 лет назад +48

    Reminds me of "Don't hug me, i'm scared"

    • @TobyWoby
      @TobyWoby 6 лет назад +5

      Reminds me more of Adult Swim infomercials.

    • @DarrenSemotiuk
      @DarrenSemotiuk 5 лет назад

      ADULT SWIM for sure. Just not the extra long 11 minute duration.

  • @Splenchshsk
    @Splenchshsk 7 лет назад +783

    As much as I love cooking with bill, will you ever do another "God" ?

    • @mentaltelepathy24
      @mentaltelepathy24 7 лет назад +76

      I want more god ones too.

    • @WelhamGaming
      @WelhamGaming 7 лет назад +11

      I'm sure they will, hold tight buckeroo

    • @epicn
      @epicn 7 лет назад +19

      Splenchshsk they probably will considering that the first one had the name of the place the miniature people lived in, so each on will take place in a different location

    • @Patrix8558
      @Patrix8558 7 лет назад +16

      Imagine them tiny humans flying away from that little ground and meeting that God in person.

    • @iceman10129
      @iceman10129 7 лет назад +6

      All of the videos they are releasing they are releasing as "pilots" and have plans to create future episodes for each!

  • @greenninjalol
    @greenninjalol 7 лет назад +323

    In this video we see rotting meat stewing in a black oily substance. In the previous Bill video we see Sushi in a rope by strands of hair. Death, strands, black oil, alternate dimensions, impossible tech, KOJIMA CONFIRMED.

    • @shadowmight1242
      @shadowmight1242 7 лет назад +3

      Pretty much. Oats thinks it has everyone fooled :P

    • @MrSlimShot
      @MrSlimShot 7 лет назад +27

      3 videos with bill... half life 3 confirmed

    • @wysoft
      @wysoft 6 лет назад +8

      this dish is clearly the product of an interdimensional anomaly
      Black Mesa is leaking again

    • @galvanizeddreamer2051
      @galvanizeddreamer2051 6 лет назад +1

      Actually, it looked like Blood, rather than some oil like substance.

  • @Deeps429
    @Deeps429 7 лет назад +85

    "Machine produces dish based on ingredients"
    Preston Veg: "Zucchini patties"
    *There wasn't even zucchini thrown in there*

    • @mrslinkydragon9910
      @mrslinkydragon9910 6 лет назад +2

      Daniel Parker i think the calibration was a tad off

    • @Ragna___
      @Ragna___ 6 лет назад +1

      Mr Slinky dragon a "tad" 😂

    • @Brandanus
      @Brandanus 2 года назад +3

      think out of the box

  • @TheRealAustinRamey
    @TheRealAustinRamey 7 лет назад +61

    Love what this studio is doing.

  • @BirnyX
    @BirnyX 6 лет назад +22

    And we close the lid... :D

  • @HartmansYokaiFactory
    @HartmansYokaiFactory 6 лет назад +5

    I bet you a million bucks these people are cought in an alternate dimension, where they're stuck in this studio and every day there's a new eldtrich appliance they have to present. There's no actual audience, the sound is just coming from the void beyong the studio, they can't leave, they can't get hurt (hence Bills arm being completely fine after the Damasu incident) and they can't die either.

  • @iamasquidinspace
    @iamasquidinspace 7 лет назад +8

    I love this show. I always get super nervous when they are about to present the dish, preparing myself for whatever abomination you've thought of this time.

  • @sahinattila2754
    @sahinattila2754 7 лет назад +20

    I could really imagine Bill's cooking show as a Stephen King novel, with the title of Food Inc. or something like that.

  • @Blaze6108
    @Blaze6108 5 лет назад +11

    I can confirm from personal experience that this is EXACTLY how reliable "as-seen-on-TV" products are.

  • @federrr7
    @federrr7 7 лет назад +7

    Never leave me Oats Studios, i love you

  • @zynthiaxss1547
    @zynthiaxss1547 7 лет назад +54

    I WANT TO SEE RAKKA VOLUME 2

  • @TheSaterienne
    @TheSaterienne 7 лет назад +29

    Well, after two OATS videos I can say that today is such a lovely day!

  • @thenowinscenario4139
    @thenowinscenario4139 7 лет назад +14

    More surreal madness from the warped reality that is known as Oats Studios!! What in the actual fuck.... 😂😂😂

  • @jefuemon5552
    @jefuemon5552 7 лет назад +13

    Hey, I'm pretty damned impressed. It recommended "zucchini patties" when there were no zucchinis added!

  • @innerguardianXIII
    @innerguardianXIII 7 лет назад +8

    This is like a real life version of the Parallel World TV in Rick and Morty.

  • @wakeofimpact
    @wakeofimpact 7 лет назад +127

    SCP SCP!

    • @aegisofrime
      @aegisofrime 7 лет назад +24

      This is like some really fucked up version of SCP-914

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus 7 лет назад +21

      This is why we don't use the "Extra Fine" setting too often.

    • @everettvonscott
      @everettvonscott 7 лет назад +3

      No.

    • @RebelScm
      @RebelScm 6 лет назад +11

      The series as a whole kind of reminds me of SCP-1981 ( www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1981 ). The whole "grainy VHS footage that gets more and more f-ed up as it goes" thing, ya know. But yeah, this episode in particular may be like 914.

    • @galvanizeddreamer2051
      @galvanizeddreamer2051 6 лет назад +2

      Where's that pizza box when you need it? I need something a little more sane here.

  • @PsychoChargedWolf
    @PsychoChargedWolf 7 лет назад +5

    These videos are very reminiscent of the metal gear solid 4 adverts when you download the game.

  • @ttthttpd
    @ttthttpd 7 лет назад +9

    This is what the River God sees when his subconscious takes over

  • @MrFloris
    @MrFloris 7 лет назад

    Everything oats studios makes is just amazing work.

  • @RazorbackPT
    @RazorbackPT 7 лет назад +11

    Goddamnit Bill, you had one job!

  • @theoriginalcheebamech
    @theoriginalcheebamech 7 лет назад

    I have no idea what's happening over at Oats Studios but I'm thoroughly enjoying it.

  • @marloayden7878
    @marloayden7878 4 года назад

    I am so happy about this! This is content that needed to be made.

  • @Krompulos
    @Krompulos 7 лет назад +99

    If vegitarians eat vegetables, then do humanitarians eat humans?

    • @ArtemievofSufni
      @ArtemievofSufni 7 лет назад +8

      Yes.

    • @brianzee2561
      @brianzee2561 7 лет назад +11

      no, they eat humanitables

    • @MrSlimShot
      @MrSlimShot 7 лет назад +11

      if olive oil is made from olives... what is baby oil made of?

    • @jason8ification
      @jason8ification 7 лет назад +1

      No, they also eat vegetables or the proper term people in commas.

    • @GsBBoyDan
      @GsBBoyDan 7 лет назад

      Yes! But only the mentally retarded humans because obviously it is ethical to kill something as long as it is less intelligent, also the aliens are justified killing people because they are evolved to the top of the food chain.
      #nonvegetarianlogic

  • @jameskguen
    @jameskguen 7 лет назад +9

    Some of these Oats movies remind me of the quirky channels you could skip through at the begging of MGS 4.

  • @AndreyBondarenko1979
    @AndreyBondarenko1979 7 лет назад +1

    gosh! I like those Cooking with Bill

  • @Dubbs360jr
    @Dubbs360jr 6 лет назад +3

    What if the title is pun and bill [host] is literally cooking with bill [ingredient]. He's in hell and cooking himself.

  • @possibilityandpromise
    @possibilityandpromise 7 лет назад +7

    Saw the notification and tapped it kind of with a feeling of horror.

  • @team2fit2quitk92
    @team2fit2quitk92 7 лет назад

    I love these!

  • @JordanRennie
    @JordanRennie 7 лет назад +1

    This is my new favourite channel

  • @lazorbeak
    @lazorbeak 6 лет назад +2

    That gap in Bills teeth is the real MVP, but all jokes aside the ending on this one left me yolked like it was a total dead fetus moment like "who boiled the baby?"

  • @ironassbrown
    @ironassbrown 5 лет назад +1

    These two are so funny together, hilarious.

  • @DanielePais
    @DanielePais 2 года назад +2

    Please...please...please we want more of this hilarious content. Bill & Karen 10/10

  • @bozzutoman
    @bozzutoman 7 лет назад +2

    So these devices appearing on Cooking With Bill... do they tap into some infernal dark realm?

  • @BrianMcNay
    @BrianMcNay 7 лет назад

    This is amazing. Proud of you!

  • @lorddoinkus9912
    @lorddoinkus9912 7 лет назад

    3 Oats Studios videos in one day It's a dream come true!

  • @2victorr
    @2victorr 7 лет назад

    In love with Oats.

  • @pillarofdawn
    @pillarofdawn 7 лет назад

    These are deeply unsettling in the best way

  • @MermenDos
    @MermenDos 7 лет назад

    I love your humor.

  • @user-so1mw3sg3l
    @user-so1mw3sg3l 7 лет назад +27

    Билл крут :)

  • @writingonthewall238
    @writingonthewall238 7 лет назад +13

    You know what, in the oats "universe" there probably are vampires.

    • @tfrantastic
      @tfrantastic 7 лет назад +1

      I thought the same thing...like that was how this one was going to end...with a vampire attack

    • @Jackal2991
      @Jackal2991 5 лет назад

      Yeah, and they'll probably looking something absolutely eldritch and/or disgusting. Rotting flesh, bloated bellies visibly pulsing gurgling with half congealed blood that leaks from the belly button or whatever, ribbons of flesh and skin ripping and unfurling from its body to form gross macabre bat-like wings. Maybe a jaw that unhinges and splits vertically in half, as successive rows of teeth and suckers protrude forth from its gaping maw to dig in and latch onto its victim.

  • @tristansmith8824
    @tristansmith8824 7 лет назад +9

    Listen, I know that "weird thing exists in the SCP universe" is the cliche thing to say when talking about any vaguely surrealistic internet horror thing nowadays, and for the most part almost every OATS film has stood on its own enough to me without my brain associating it with SCP (except maybe Firebase).
    But in the case of Cooking With Bill, I can absolutely see this being one of the more darkly comical SCPs (as well as the various devices advertised).

  • @lululock
    @lululock 7 лет назад +1

    When you watch an episode of Cooking with Bill for the first time, you always know something will go wrong...

  • @normanreyes7125
    @normanreyes7125 7 лет назад +2

    "Keep away the vampires".
    Netflix just released Castlevania.
    SHOTS FIRED!!!

  • @MynameisPizz
    @MynameisPizz 7 лет назад

    great job team.. wish I was apart of this magic being produced!

  • @Tepalus
    @Tepalus 7 лет назад

    What the...so many new Videos from Oats?! Nice :D

  • @jordanwilde9226
    @jordanwilde9226 7 лет назад

    Hardcore SCP vibes from these particular shorts. Love it.

  • @Tyrael66
    @Tyrael66 7 лет назад

    The design of the machines is dope.

  • @squizzlor
    @squizzlor 7 лет назад +1

    Cooking with bill, reminds me very much of Don't hug me Im scared, in its Atmosphere change using adiance and musical cues, to turn something light and Normal, into something psychologically disturbing.
    I love these shorts, Blomcamps directional and choice artistic style, cant wait to see Zygote

  • @mileshawkins3856
    @mileshawkins3856 7 лет назад +1

    As much as I love these shorts I don't think I would go as far as to purchase them as dlc or dvds. Especially if they are on RUclips for free. I would recommend monetizing the channel as a means to further fund studio work. You guys definitely deserve that, and as a viewer I would not disparage you for taking some ad money for your expert work.

  • @th3lonef0x4
    @th3lonef0x4 7 лет назад

    hopefully volume 1 gets put on dvd with each short film in playlists. so you woulf have the cooking with bill playlist.

  • @unrealworlds5856
    @unrealworlds5856 7 лет назад

    Can't wait for my PrestoVeg

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 6 лет назад

    i love this kind of shortfilms. they remaind me about scp and creepypasta.

  • @jak-crow
    @jak-crow 7 лет назад

    I'm sensing a supernatural vibe from these.

  • @timothymountain7868
    @timothymountain7868 7 лет назад

    great work guys 👍

  • @KopophobiaEx
    @KopophobiaEx 7 лет назад

    WHERE DOES ALL THIS MAGICAL TECHNOLOGY COME FROM

  • @n.rockwellenthusiast5618
    @n.rockwellenthusiast5618 7 лет назад +6

    BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

  • @XcomPanther
    @XcomPanther 4 года назад +1

    I don't know how the piglet got in there...looked like a pigs foot when it was first opened! Awesome series guys, keep up the fire!

  • @Leo90009
    @Leo90009 4 года назад

    Amazing

  • @StrictlyUnboxings
    @StrictlyUnboxings 7 лет назад

    Keep the videos coming!!

  • @sergiomengual
    @sergiomengual 6 лет назад

    NICE PRODUCT!!!

  • @Mario-zf7xl
    @Mario-zf7xl 7 лет назад

    Another one on the same day Hell Yeah!

  • @theleavingroom
    @theleavingroom 7 лет назад +5

    the f*ck Kojima!? stop playing with our kokoro.

  • @vasileiosgiannareas6848
    @vasileiosgiannareas6848 6 лет назад

    I LOVE THESE VIDEOS AND THE COMMENT SECTION IS SO FUNNY!

  • @pineappleboi1381
    @pineappleboi1381 7 лет назад

    Another cooking video, niceee

  • @RootedHat
    @RootedHat 6 лет назад

    The way the crew takes the dish away lmao "ugh not again!"

  • @MegaHarden
    @MegaHarden 7 лет назад +17

    MGS4??

  • @roger6703
    @roger6703 7 лет назад

    172k subs only!!?? have people not seen your other stuff? you guys make amazing vids!

  • @AlfiRizkyR
    @AlfiRizkyR 7 лет назад

    Whoever gets Oats, at least we know they'll be getting the good assets we need for full-fledged SCP mockumentaries.

  • @loganrunjack
    @loganrunjack 6 лет назад

    reminds me of the movie Stay Tuned, also keep up the good work

  • @jwaters5974
    @jwaters5974 7 лет назад

    Bill really is a great chef.

  • @shadow.banned
    @shadow.banned 4 года назад

    just delish

  • @bobbymemeboy2392
    @bobbymemeboy2392 7 лет назад +2

    can't wait for the firebase and rakka

  • @Shoken300
    @Shoken300 6 лет назад

    With this divice you can transform vegetables into meat! such a nice one. Finally Bill can offer me something worthwhile!

  • @mentaltelepathy24
    @mentaltelepathy24 7 лет назад

    HEHE thats great. I love these. keep them coming.

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 7 лет назад +2

    Considering he apparently lost a limb and was just fine the next episode, I think the guy must have some recuring infomercial figure and his personal hell is this

  • @cakulha5467
    @cakulha5467 7 лет назад +1

    2 Videos in 2 hours!? Oh Oats how you spoil us

  • @DJEvillincoln
    @DJEvillincoln 6 лет назад

    Zucchini Patties in that voice could be my next ringtone.

  • @De7Sanchez
    @De7Sanchez 7 лет назад +1

    This show needs a special guest appearance. My vote, Nina Struthers

  • @Talon65
    @Talon65 7 лет назад

    I love veggies, wish I could find out more about he PrestoVeg, like where to buy one!

  • @MADMAX0642
    @MADMAX0642 7 лет назад

    It's like the horror version of the twilight zone. Love it.

  • @TheProBacon
    @TheProBacon 7 лет назад

    Where is this fucking series going?! I'm so intrigued by this.

  • @Phironyx
    @Phironyx 7 лет назад +1

    loool, I'm wondering where weird equipment that makes it to the "Cooking with Bill" show come from?

  • @insertrandomusernameherera9432
    @insertrandomusernameherera9432 7 лет назад +1

    Upcoming Oats Studios Shorts:
    Capture: One of the [projects] I like is this small kind of Cooking with Bill-length, recurring show. It’s all CG, like a video game, cinematic-level render. It’s these two guys that test weapons for a weapons company. It’s very games-centric, and has a very macabre sense of humor.
    Zygote: Yeah, there’s another with Dakota Fanning called Zygote. That piece is pretty awesome, and the creature in it is really cool.

  • @JasonandaCamera
    @JasonandaCamera 7 лет назад +2

    Those flies sure came fast!

  • @sonof_abeach6788
    @sonof_abeach6788 7 лет назад +1

    I don't know what's going to happen to bill, but I already am worried for him

  • @user-br8jc8tf1p
    @user-br8jc8tf1p 7 лет назад +330

    I'm a simple guy. i see an Oats Studios notification, I start making conspiracy theories.

    • @danielsunderlandds
      @danielsunderlandds 7 лет назад +13

      Cal i have already finished my essay on how this connects to death stranding

    • @KnutKniffte
      @KnutKniffte 7 лет назад +4

      DANNO 3 hour video about the sound of a fly 🖒😂

    • @danielsunderlandds
      @danielsunderlandds 7 лет назад +6

      Knut Kniffte the unique vibrations of flies are heard 43 seconds into the second trailer as that del toro walks over to a bridge, flies are renowned for getting caught in webs. Webs are probably an important theme in the game. we can summarise that he is walking into a trap, like a fly in a web.

    • @zalo3479
      @zalo3479 7 лет назад +5

      Im a simple guy, I see an Oats Studios notification, I DONATE! To keep this studio alive!!!

    • @buttersstotch7072
      @buttersstotch7072 7 лет назад +4

      DANNO yes thank you finally another beleiver its kojima directing these cooking with bill episodes its so obvios

  • @greendalek1
    @greendalek1 7 лет назад

    masterpiece :D

  • @christianvillanueva1133
    @christianvillanueva1133 2 года назад

    I want more cooking with bill

  • @jaberalbasri7925
    @jaberalbasri7925 7 лет назад

    COMEON BILL !!! GET IT TOGETHER MAANN