Oats Studios - Volume 1 - Cooking With Bill: Damasu 950
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- Опубликовано: 19 июн 2017
- Cooking With Bill: this week we introduce the DAMASU 950
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The real reason why humans lose their war against aliens, they do not have Damasu 950
RIP AND TEAR
Damasu 騙す in Japanese means: deceive, trick, pull the wool over eyes.
"Betray your audience" - Hideo Kojima
RexSol Death Stranding Damasu Collector's Edition
thank you
You mean தமாஷ்?
I totally ignored the numbers, but it's part of the Japanese wordplay :P
Damasu 950
ko(9) itsu(5) wa(0)
''Damasu koitsu wa'' which means: I'm cheating on this guy.
RexSol unrelated af but oh shit a fellow Tenno?
As soon as you see the Damasu 950. you just expect for some terrible accident to go down! The suspense was killing me.
Yeah, me too ) Never thought some fake commercial will do this to me )
Yes very bady designed. not ergonomic
Me to.
I found more tense that most horror movies, just because I was waiting for the enevatble
i had to pause like 8 times before his hand got ripped up because i couldnt handle the tension. this company is so scary
Well that Turkey isnt going to need any sauce
MGS 4 cooking opening
the MGS4 vibes with OATS videos is real
I thought the exact same thing
Gurren Laggan weapon to surpass metal gear
Oats ss part of the Death Stranding confirmed
Jake Foley N
Ironically, out of all the Oats Studios episodes, Cooking with Bill scared me the most, lmao. Something about the distortion and the nonsense of it all, it genuinely got to me.
Me too. You explained it right.
It rips! It tears! It rips AND tears!
...also Bill better be back with a hilariously bad prosthetic hand.
Ma Doom boy @ICARUSLIV3S would say that ;)
The Damasu 950 better BE his next hand.
That thing should have a doom mod someday =P
He also better be getting more injuries!
From the future, he still has his arm 👌🏾
God dammit Bill...
Mr. Blomkamp, i dont know what your end goal is with Oats but I can tell you......keep doin it bro. Youve always made outrageously good films (im still SUPER bummed you never got to do Halo...my god that would have been amazing) and these are no different.
Make more and dont stop.
Graham Holland oh shit you are right. Neill, we need to see what happened to Wikus! Its been 8 years, and thats A LOT longer than Christopher said he would be.
We need answers.
The goal with OATS is probably to create a bunch of short films and wait for a studio to pick one up and make a feature out of it, like with D9.
ISiupick 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
CardinalKaos
His halo movie would of been off the charts. This guy is underated and amazing. Everyone saying that he is pretentious, an a hack and all are morons and can't see the true gold in his films.
I could have used this last Thanksgiving... Oh man it reminds me of the amazing commercials during the original RoboCop!
Would you buy that for a dollar?
I love this! This is the kind of content I truly enjoy; seemingly normal situations that go oh so horribly awry. Nice work and thank you!
I guess you normally cut a turkey with a chainsaw, me too. The additional knives were a little abnormal I must say.
It's so hard to do good parody of this and make it sharp and have the focus not to be too broad, but you guys did it. Hilarious, captivating, and wonderfully disturbing.
I came here from you FlyingOverTr0ut
Thank you for supporting Bill.
Hi! LOL I saw you at Joe Pera videos too.
Yeah it's not like Adult Swim has done this 3000x better in the past. "You guys did it..." Come on they were very inspired 😂
The tension relief with the Children's "Oats" screen is top notch !
The oats screen is MK ultra brainwashing at its finest, Don’t look at it
As soon as he revealed it I waited... and it was so hilariously satisfying. lol
I haven't finished the video. Overwhelming dread is overwhelming.
I was just sitting here like "man, don't wanna watch this"
This reminds me of something off adult swim
exactly!
but maybe slightly less daring?
Jason Genova mlard what are you doing here? shouldnt you be preparing for the ruby?
Jason Genova Alan resnik vibe?
I get that, yeah.
broomshakalaka. It's just the first three minutes of broomshakalaka
Got my Damasu in the mail the other day, and it is awesome! I give it one and half thumbs up!
That moment when you can't seem to cut some cheese, so you use a chainsaw
Hahaha!!! 😂 ...Good ol' Bill! Nice presentation of the "Damasu 950". I placed my order just awhile ago. Let's all give Bill a Big hand! 👏😲
Bill forgot his safety glasses. Safety first, Bill!
騙す (damasu) is a Japanese verb and means something like "to deceive" or "to lead so on".
The sound design makes this extremely uncomfortable! Like, who in his sane mind would voluntarily go anywhere near that thing, let alone use it? What a weird parallel universe.
Darth Biomech swear you right
this has been added to my Interdimensional Cable playlist, please make more of these they’re incredible,
the playlist is public for anyone to watch, just make sure you watch it in order
You've sold me Bill... I've ordered two! A machine for myself, and one for the kids! Thanks Bill! 👍🏼
LOL the Verhoeven vibe is strong with this one.
this is definitley going to compete with the XBox One X
These are gold!! More cooking with Bill please!!
Has a 'Will It Blend' feel
Me ha encantado y estoy deseando ver el volumen 2😉👏👏👍
Honestly, that was short, sweet, and enjoyed the writing…they definitely have that 80's cheese infomercial down pat.
I love how you guys go 0 to 100 effortlessly lol
Big fan from Brazil!
These are hilarious! I love how it looks like he built it in his garage in 1982 & bought some of “the first major” infomercial airtime!
Kinda reminds me of those commercials you saw in Paul Verhoevens Robocop.
Not quite sure if it would fit better in a Sci Fi setting or a Horror movie. Maybe both. :)
A weapon to surpass metal gear...
Boris Yoalkstein A Damasu 950?!
Love your work Blomkamp!
I love how she told him cut it off at first , then immediately hands him the turkey to cut 🤣
I love how this takes a simple idea, a cooking show showing off some new product, and makes it so strange and horrifing
Cooking foking prawns! Get it?
he said with a deep South African accent…
foking prawns...
fooking laser sights
Looks like a simple video, but is not, is a deeply dark and creepy video, good job
How?
It's our reality cranked up to 11. The absurdness is creepy.
As a cook can always tell you: The right cut is an art in itself... with the Damatsu 950 and will always work
What a cleaver invention, looks like the Damasu is a cut above the best.
But... Will it blend?
We're gonna need a bigger blender
Like the Magiblend 200!
Will it blend or did Bill blend?
AWESOME!!! IM GETTING ONE OF THESE FOR MY MOM IN LAW. IM GONNA LOVE IT FOR SURE.
Fantastic!!!
Holy crap, Alec Gillis!
As soon as he started chopping his hand I couldn't stop laughing! Great job, guys.
Distorted cooking show!! I love it!! Thank u Oats studios!! U never seize to amaze!!
This is like one of those classic unsettling clips you saw as a kid and they scarred you for life.
seems very efficient
i'm sold already
This is really like the MGS4 opening 👀
Diamond Fox I know right
pure genius and great acting
Reminds me of the Paul Verhooven RoboCop commercials, or really any Paul Verhooven commercial in any of his movies. Classic.
That better be Doomslayer's new weapon in "Doom: Eternal".
I'd buy that for a dollar!!!
I love this. Like a much darker take on Adventures With Bill from The Red Green Show!
Nice 😄 I love the 80s look!
Keep that logo in the end))))
"Well, there goes Bill."
"Poor Bill."
This is my new favorite RUclips channel.
you guys are totally sick and i love it
I think this is a weapon of sorts that exists in the 'Rakka' universe
sEEKllsevN what's rakka?
Nelson Di Salvatore short film thats on this channel check it out!
There is definitely some tie in.
Looks more like a dark joke about all those Infomercials you see trying to sell you whats essentially the same stuff you can buy at a store or crap that looks good but shit quality. Just dark humor in it.
I have several questions.
Very delicious guys! Wanna more!
saw that coming a mile away XD and wasn't disappointed
Ash Williams approves!
Who built that thing, dear god it makes me nervous the actor was even allowed to handle it! Brilliant prop-making.
these episodes are honestly funny more than anything else. lol XD
It almost reminds me a bit of Paul Verhoeven Robocop commercials.I love it.
Remember kids: "Cut toward your buddy, not your body!"
Wow! Damasu 950! I want it!
I thought it would go all gory and blood everywhere, but the way you did it by making it very realistic makes you feel the pain even more actually
This tastes like Adult Swim...
More like MADtv circa late 90s. Cue Will Sasso
The best is how every time he starts it up, the way he's holding it, the blades are right on his shoulder. Literally the only reason he doesn't lose an arm is that there seems to be some delay between startup and when the blades actually start moving.
freaking awesome...
That was awesome
It was good, but I think it could have been much better if the product really worked well... and then he still managed to mangle his arm.
I'm sold.
I want MOAR!!
Pfff... Russians do not need a portal chainsaw to cut a cheese.
Enjoyed. XD
p.s. poor Bill.
Neill Blomkamp, keep doing what you're doing! We LOVED Rakka!
Ps. We directed and shot our own music video, our saga details a post apocalyptic future run by Nakisisa, an other-worldly being that tore its way into our universe. It initially infested and overrun the Mwapwango facility, but quickly spread. For a better understanding, what Mudhut Madness and our teasers.
Teknoloshe - Pure African wizardry induced futuristic post apocalyptic noise.
That's a really strange music video, loved the aesthetics of it! The masks are really striking, could do with glowing eyes perhaps? The music I can dig, but then I am a fan of eccentricity.
Good stuff Teknoloshe, imagine if Neil directed your videos!
Thanks Paul, you've got us thinking about our look some more.
It also makes a lovely Christmas gift for moms of all ages. Order today.
This is amongst the funniest things I have ever seen in my life.
can't cut the chicken and cheese, but its work perfectly for cutting hands
sorry for bad english
The CGI is so good, it looks hella real 😊
Cooking with Bill is something extraordinary. But i like it.
This is so 80s and I love it.
Part of me wanted shitty voice over like it is common in Germany with stuff like that.
Master Chief: I need a Damasu
i now got the new version, the damasu 970, and it is both WIFI and Bluetooth compatible ! extraordinaire !
amazing!!
TOO MANY COOKS
Leatherface would be first in line to buy it.
Jarvis Cool - We can hear "Cook" yelling about how expensive it is, though...
"The small businessman always gets it in the a**...!"
🤣
Love it 😊
Nice! I just ordered it!!
That's sooo Kojima!
Anyone dial the number yet????
Any number starting with 555 is fake.
Classic TV show
Awesome! Guys, i luv ya.
pi length video. coincidence? i think not.
pi is 3.143 not 3.13
HeavyMetalPrime Video is 3.14
RUclips is kinda weird about video lengths. For some reason, they can appear to have an extra second or so for some people
are you that stupid? pi is 3.14, not 3.13, dingus
The Dubious Salmon Yeah, it shows 3:14 for me as well.
Guess someone gonna explain this shit to me?
Илья Курбатов It works ten to fifteen times faster than a traditional knife!
Илья Курбатов ну типа пародия , все такое . Ну как я понял .