hey tommy bunz i havent had a soda in 18 days. i used to drink ten plus cans of dr. pepper every day. you and burnt chrysler inspired me to stop. thanks jeans.
i usually listen to these two while doing chores around the house and at least once an episode i have to stop and sit down or something because i'm laughing so hard. this week, so far, it's when tina recounts the tale of tommy pulling out her underwear to check her "die-die"
Just pulled the berntcast earbuds out. Pulled up them jeans, broke out my best and brightest smile , and snuggled to my second favorite beard. Your house is my house, I don't have a house but I do have two non binary "moms".
Okay, serious question. Who is the podcast FART Champion? Overall of course. We have evidence in this podcast and many others that mommy Tina is the podcast FART champ. Every time I listen to the cast, Jean rips one and it is picked up by the mic. In this cast T Bunz tries to out do Jean but fails. His mic was 1 inch away from his bum and the supposed FART couldn't be picked up by the mic. But jean's mic was in the normal upright position and her FART was caught whilst sitting down. I believe Jean is the podcast FART champ.
Man... ever since Tbunz lost all that weight, his head looks absolutely abnormally massive. like Mr. Macky from South park but worse. Zika virus is rough.
Can't wait for Mommy Tina to come to Denver. I have yet to see her live, I've seen Tommy 3 times. So I'm pretty stoked. I hope she's playing at Comedy Works.
Mommy Tommy needs to have his opening cartoon reanimated because he is so much slimmer now. Ironically his jeans are low and loose but only because he's lost so much weight. But I'm confident that he'll go glassin' for some new jeans and they'll be high and tight skinny jeans once again.
Rather late to this podcast, but to make comment on the ''who uses condoms'' As a general rule here in the UK, most girls are on the pill etc, so as long as you have a partner you trust they aren't needed for pregnancy prevention so much
URBAN DICTIONARY: Glassin' Means to look at something intently. This is a hunting reference when you're staring at things with binoculars. Originally went viral when hunter Fred Eichler shot a moose with an arrow and it dropped in under 20 seconds. RUclips- "just glassin" And then popularized by Tom Segura and Christina P in their "Your Mom's House Podcast" where they got listeners to use "glassin" in common language, particularly when looking at drivethru menus. Tom Segura explains it on the Joe Rogan Experience which can be found on RUclips by searching, "just glassin" "I see these dudes glassin' at my whip." Or "I'm just glassin' at this menu for a minute. Thanks mommy."
27:40 "the blessing in the skies" lmfao hahahaha should be the blessing in disguise referring of course to the fact you didn't see at first like it was in disguise.
the chav girl and roadman is a tiny proportion of London area. I'm English and have lived/ travelled/worked all over UK and have never heard of roadman. a US equivalent might be how a gangsta from one suburb of la or new York talks.
Just glassin the definition of roadman bruv "Roadman comes from the 21st century slang word, describing a boy (normally at a teenage age) as someone who thoroughly knows the ins and outs of his area, and the people in the area. "He will also be involved in popular events such as trapping, driving (cruising), parties, etc."
So I guess "Just glassin'" is used now in a few different types of context. For instance; The main mommy of my household says to me "Just glassin'?" When I'm really high on my medical marijuanas. Because my eyes go all glassy. Ya dig, jeans?
My girlfriend went from being confused of my jean references, to not even being phased by seeing someone get a tail. I think Ive turned her into a degenerate
That next door app was sent to me as well. It looks like a great way for them to access the info on your computer. My invite had a fake return address that doesn't exist here in SC and was post marked from a California zip. please be careful. love you mommy.
No, I just have the same name. Its like living under a social media shadow. I am literally unsearchable. Here is me soundcloud page. soundcloud.com/mitchelldavis-2/just-glassin-hot-mix
"The Cum Run" is actually a charity 5k to bring awareness to the horrors of Erectile Disfunction. It is held every year in Lake Flacid, New York.
BAWAHAHA. Thanks Jeans
you won the best comment of this year
hey tommy bunz i havent had a soda in 18 days. i used to drink ten plus cans of dr. pepper every day. you and burnt chrysler inspired me to stop. thanks jeans.
I became a fucking diabetic just reading your comment.
Just for the record im totally drinking soda again hahaha. CHECK OUT MY RUclips CHANNEL GUY'S GRACEVENTURES
I haven’t had a doctor pepper in about 47 years mahn
God damn you might be the biggest parasocial viewer this channel has...
@@AZCaveMan480 what did you just call me??
The best fucking podcast in the game hands down. Stay gender fluid mommies.
best comment section on youtube
Nothing but the greatest Mommy Memes of all time
t.puffs Blud! Fam!
Banana Fingerguns Bruv
Blood
Fam
Big sloppy mushy purples are always a blessing in the skies.
Kelly Magovern In disguise
austi not a true mommy...
i usually listen to these two while doing chores around the house and at least once an episode i have to stop and sit down or something because i'm laughing so hard. this week, so far, it's when tina recounts the tale of tommy pulling out her underwear to check her "die-die"
just glassin thru
Jon Cortez I see ya...
glassin.
dope mop have you ever seen a moose go down that fast!?
dope mop gotta take a shit?
pffffsshhhhhhhhhffffffffwaaaahaaa
JUST HAD MY FIRST DOUBLE PIPE CLASSIC!!!! GO ME!
literally?
They are very rare!
Tommy Buns is the REAL water champ!
Every time I go to Starbucks I want to do the hi mommy thanks jeans but I chicken out every time
Lol , Did u ever end up doing it?
@@rayholliday5134 nope never did 🤦🏻♀️
@@humorandspice ahhh come on jeans , lil loose there gotta keep them high and tight , lol
Probably the greatest episode of YMH EVER!!
Just pulled the berntcast earbuds out. Pulled up them jeans, broke out my best and brightest smile , and snuggled to my second favorite beard. Your house is my house, I don't have a house but I do have two non binary "moms".
This episode WAS so loaded. Whether they were a zi, zim, zir, or even zzirGrizz.
Okay, serious question. Who is the podcast FART Champion? Overall of course. We have evidence in this podcast and many others that mommy Tina is the podcast FART champ. Every time I listen to the cast, Jean rips one and it is picked up by the mic. In this cast T Bunz tries to out do Jean but fails. His mic was 1 inch away from his bum and the supposed FART couldn't be picked up by the mic. But jean's mic was in the normal upright position and her FART was caught whilst sitting down. I believe Jean is the podcast FART champ.
I feel like Tom burps more, but Stina farts more.
Dog in the background going to town during the the Pup Play talk haha
Hey side meat Mommy! I'm fairly sure Christina is carrying around a Hershey Bar! Hahahha
"Photogenic Memory" hahaha!
dear baby jesus thank you for this new ep it feels like i been waiting for weeks
Man... ever since Tbunz lost all that weight, his head looks absolutely abnormally massive. like Mr. Macky from South park but worse. Zika virus is rough.
GlockTard Gotta stay hydrated. Shit gets swollen.
CorbCorbin I honestly think it's because of all the personality
He useed to shoot HGH and synthetic test for years as a powerlifter, he talked about it on JRE ages ago
GlockTard No doubt. Being such a champ goes to your head.
its that long strand DNA
only a matter of time before christina sharts
"Thank you for calling the world famous Hollywood Improv where we're just glassin" made my fucking WEEK!
Can't wait for Mommy Tina to come to Denver. I have yet to see her live, I've seen Tommy 3 times. So I'm pretty stoked. I hope she's playing at Comedy Works.
Mommy Tommy needs to have his opening cartoon reanimated because he is so much slimmer now. Ironically his jeans are low and loose but only because he's lost so much weight. But I'm confident that he'll go glassin' for some new jeans and they'll be high and tight skinny jeans once again.
Mommy Tina's Posture is Impeccable.
Tom is all elbows on table and hunched over like the St. Louis Arch.
27:45 “blessing in the skies” instead of disguise lol
I fell asleep while listening to this. I woke up to the sounds of the "dog exam"
11:58 Toms Carson impression sounded exactly like the pup trainer lol
Don't back down Tom! Don't let go of sidemeat mommy, diaper checking and sloppers!
WHAT A COOL COUPLE OF HYDRATED, HIGH N TIGHT. COMING CORRECT. GODBLESS, U FEEL ME JEANS.
Rather late to this podcast, but to make comment on the ''who uses condoms''
As a general rule here in the UK, most girls are on the pill etc, so as long as you have a partner you trust they aren't needed for pregnancy prevention so much
LOL'ed at "Do you think you have a photogenic memory?"
"running shoes" in Christina's mom's voice 😂😂😂
URBAN DICTIONARY: Glassin'
Means to look at something intently. This is a hunting reference when you're staring at things with binoculars. Originally went viral when hunter Fred Eichler shot a moose with an arrow and it dropped in under 20 seconds.
RUclips- "just glassin"
And then popularized by Tom Segura and Christina P in their "Your Mom's House Podcast" where they got listeners to use "glassin" in common language, particularly when looking at drivethru menus. Tom Segura explains it on the Joe Rogan Experience which can be found on RUclips by searching, "just glassin"
"I see these dudes glassin' at my whip."
Or
"I'm just glassin' at this menu for a minute. Thanks mommy."
Jeans higher than ever with Feefers and Bitsy joining the podcast on screen
OMG if nothing else the "I love you" has gotta fuck with em! LMAO this episode had me in tears! Love you mommies! :D
27:40 "the blessing in the skies" lmfao hahahaha should be the blessing in disguise referring of course to the fact you didn't see at first like it was in disguise.
J.R. Graham this is what happens when you have immigrants for parents lol
The end song is good 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the chav girl and roadman is a tiny proportion of London area. I'm English and have lived/ travelled/worked all over UK and have never heard of roadman. a US equivalent might be how a gangsta from one suburb of la or new York talks.
Finally some closure on what he finally really says
14:28 9 times out of 10.... laugh...you've sorted yourself out... you've scraped what you can out.
01:19:45 Bitzy vs Schnizel
Ali you fucking beast.
That fart track was amaze!
43:18 - Flattus to the Maximus!
Just glassin the definition of roadman bruv
"Roadman comes from the 21st century slang word, describing a boy (normally at a teenage age) as someone who thoroughly knows the ins and outs of his area, and the people in the area. "He will also be involved in popular events such as trapping, driving (cruising), parties, etc."
The best pregame speech is coach flowers - I am a champion.
I'm just glassin don't mind me
Dat sour personality tho. gotta protect yo momma
So I guess "Just glassin'" is used now in a few different types of context. For instance; The main mommy of my household says to me "Just glassin'?" When I'm really high on my medical marijuanas. Because my eyes go all glassy. Ya dig, jeans?
" this aint paper mache" ....but it can be ...
"Only Fart Sounds" was dope, I would bump that in the car.
18:45 if you're from the uk, this is for you!... They later discover what "bare" means
Anyone else watching in 2022?
#GlassinThroughIn2022
I was thinking about it earlier if a double pipe classic involves gas does a double pipe supreme involve fluid
Roadman being a caddy or something! If you are english this is brilliant haha
please tell us when your in Denver my wife and i are HUGE fans and have been waiting for one of y'all to come here.
Oi, Momdem! That was bare jokes fam!
Slim Segura is lookin' good, but the main mommy is lookin extra mommy
My girlfriend went from being confused of my jean references, to not even being phased by seeing someone get a tail. I think Ive turned her into a degenerate
I finally found Ali on soundcloud... After hours of searching. He goes by "Ali XieZerZimZer"
Omg kid fury and crissle just talked about the poop/eating specific food on The Read podcast this week too!
Yes! I just got my notification and thanks so much for this 🐚💞😘
I love how british folks have an even fancy way to say “street nigga”. “Road men” 😂🤦🏻♂️
The eclipse video is super sick though. Keep glassin with science, mommies.
Chrisjeansa said Blessing in the skies and pointed up rather than blessing in disguise
That next door app was sent to me as well. It looks like a great way for
them to access the info on your computer. My invite had a fake return
address that doesn't exist here in SC and was post marked from a
California zip. please be careful. love you mommy.
Treats his wife like a 10 year old boy and Burt like his ''Baby Girl''.
Tina - a serviette is a pad, not a dinner napkin
Prominences! Totality! 👀 Look at dat diamond ring.
this made my night
just glassin
I look forward to you all so much!
this episode needs trigger warnings. I can't unsee that pup play.
Loved this episode
I woiuld tolerate all that, i find it hilarious!! My ex husband and I used to rate each others farts
Tommy's definitely the posture champion
Is there a link to that video of the football coach yelling at his team...?
Can you use Glassin for boring?
4:20 hahaha
#AriIsCheap
Better be carbonated water you're drinking there WaterChamp!
thanks mommies
Katie Wright Thanks jeans
she aint tryin to fuck dude
+Sean Duncan well if she ain't fucking dudes is she fucking chicks instead and how did you get this info? are you stalking her?
she aint tryin to fuck, dude
that better?
she aint tryin to fuck you, dude
3rd times the charm?
I'm from scotland and that lass is for sure a Chav haha
can somebody link me that pre game speech? 5:59
that fart mix was amaze!
They got a Jesus candle on their desk lol wtf.
I've been wondering what the fuck that sample was saying. Thanks Jeans!
thanks mommies. Hope I get a gf that compares to you two guys marriage again
Google translate probably won't touch that one so... "You've sorted yourself out"
Also people in the UK also find Korean Billy hilarious
I've seen a lot of crazy shit going through the back log of these episodes but holy shit that pup play video made me irrationally angry and upset.
I was physically sick from all that ball sniffing and ass sweat action 🤢
1:13:15 some big sloppers.
Love my Mommies!
Just watched a part of episode #350 and you look so different. Congrats on getting shit done to shed the lbs!
can someoane link me the speech of the coach? thx
where can I find the coach ice speech?!?
Honestly Tom looks better in those glasses
look for pengest munch for the road man dialect. I'm from UK, and never heard of it being called roadman BTW.
Dude... is that closing song by the one and only Mitchell Davis?! as in... Livelavalive?
No, I just have the same name. Its like living under a social media shadow. I am literally unsearchable. Here is me soundcloud page. soundcloud.com/mitchelldavis-2/just-glassin-hot-mix
brianna davis aw damn sorry bout that. Haha. Killer jams!
I understand Tbunz...she drives me nuts I couldn't imagine working with her! She's so clueless.
Tommy, can you watch that asian man get run down by the car at least once an episode please?
Just glassin for life
Just Glassin!