Listening to old podcasts just cuz and I find it ironic how Christine is saying the older she gets the less flashy she wants and that this is as flashy as it gets. Guess she wasn't expecting to choose a pink bedazzled suit on a special 5 years later 🤣
Listening to them talk about not buying expensive clothes even if they were rich today is so funny with Tom clearing out his closet for fat poors and sporting designer tshirts on every pod. Love it
Here's my uncomfortable gas station story. It's senior prom night. May date and I had just left a restaurant and I'm following a couple friends in another car. My friend changes lanes, and I also switch lanes to stay behind them. I didn't really look when I changed lanes, and I cut off this other car extremely hard. My friend goes about 1000ft and pulls into a gas station, so I follow him into the gas station parking lot. The car I cut off follows me into the gas station, and 2 straight up gangsters(one with a face tattoo) get out of the car and start walking to my car. I see them in the mirror, and think I am going to at best get a severe beating, at worst get shot point blank in the face. One guy goes to my side window, the other goes to the passenger window.The guy on my side just has a look of complete unbridled rage on his face(kinda looked like Ice Cube when he has that pissed off snarl of his). I roll the window down, and before the guy can even say anything I say, "Hey man, my bad I really didn't see you there, i was just trying to keep up with my friend." His face immediately changes and he grins a little bit, and he says, "Oh shit, y'all dressed to the nines tonight. Y'all going to prom or something?" I say "Yeah senior prom." He goes, "Oh that's cool man, you good. Ya'll have fun tonight. Be careful out here tonight though. This ain't the place you wanna be cuttin fools off in traffic. Some real niggas out here." As they walk away I can see them laughing a bit. I'm pretty sure they were laughing because I must have had such a scared shitless look on my face when they approached the car.
That "I got a bad bite" clip makes me laugh every damn time! I could be in the worst mood... and hearing Tom laugh at that stupid clip cheers me up every time.
Skymarshal I know I’m commenting 2 years too late but man that clip is the best I’ve ever seen I’m just rewatching every episode over again and whenever that clip shows up I laugh lmao it’s the only clip that does that to me
You guys are honestly PHENOMENAL. I have back catalogued your stuff as far back as RUclips has and I have to say this podcast is now ingrained in my life. I find myself singing the songs your fans create and referencing stuff from the show to my friends. Much love from Australia
The "I don't fuck with fashion" segment is so funny now that they're rich. Tom will drop $7k on a jacket, and Christina had the most expensive costume ever bought by Netflix. "This is as flashy as I get." Wears a pink bedazzled pantsuit.
As a hairy ass hole person, the water bottle with toilet paper is a game changer, I figured this out once when I had a super bad wipe and a sink in close range. Highly recommend doing this for any hair ass holes out there if you don't have a bidet. Dry wiping for me is like 15 wipes.
so glad you all tackle the important subjects. Where else can I get my daily ass cleanup discussion. Thanks for the valid points and counter arguments.
This might be the episode where Tom and Tina both look the best they've ever looked, as far as what they're wearing and Tom particularly with his weight. Christina usually looks pretty great but that track jacket is especially working. Tom in just a plain black sweatshirt looks great too. He looks like a Croatian drug dealer, but in a good way.
The live podcast wasn't playing audio on RUclips but it was weird because it was only without headphones. I had to listen to it with headphones like a peasant.
Feeling you Tom. Both of my young kids and I cringe so hard at almost everyone. My husband doesn’t get it at all. This confirms you are the personality champ.
Sadly, I've only had a few, but most of my DPClassics have been in front of others and it just felt like an extra embarrassing fart so I'm really just upset I was raised to not find that stuff funny as it was family every time I did one in front of anyone else. Only ever one other person besides me.
If it helps shed any light on the audio issue from last episode, I noticed the audio was inaudible only when trying to play it through just my phone speakers or macbook speakers, but it played absolutely fine when I plugged my phone into my ihome and also when I plugged my phone into my FM transmitter and played it through my car speakers. So I experienced both sides of the issue and it seemed if my phone was playing the audio through another source it was just fine and alone total garbage, so I'm guessing that's why there is conflicting sides to the argument.
The wheat (carbs) in the French toast probably was a bigger culprit to the ass vomit. You should try the GAPS way of eating too, Tom (it's all about gut health).
I liked the initial "hey mommy, thanks jeans" bit, but sometimes it gets to be a bit much. That said, if you're going to do all the extra shit, please end it with "thanks jeans" or it shouldn't count.
Graphics Interchange Format-gif. why would you pronounce it with a j? whether the guy created the file type or not he's wrong. that's not how acronyms work
I'd love to see the flight attendants just led that lady try to get off right then before the doors are disarmed. Just make her pay for the hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage when the inflatable slide fucks up the plane and whatever else is nearby
1:16:00 I get that the video is boring, but the way he is talking Christina is to give sense to how the programming language is computing. The boring man is explaining that the computer is always self checking its location based upon condition statements (where it is vs where it isn't blah blah blah). I am an Engineer so it is cool to think that a missle can locate itself! Love the podcast Mommies
Hi Tommy Bunz, im a techy guy and wanted to know what the sound engineer did to resolve the issue please tell, BWT im 7:33 mins in so if you said later disregard this.
I can tell you mommies will be together for life. Your banter, laughter, and love is an incredibly enjoyable thing to watch. Just like the gays.
As part of the gays and mommies I approve this message
@@lock5064t’s JUST like the gays!
Listening to old podcasts just cuz and I find it ironic how Christine is saying the older she gets the less flashy she wants and that this is as flashy as it gets. Guess she wasn't expecting to choose a pink bedazzled suit on a special 5 years later 🤣
Christina really paying her respects to her heritage with that jacket
appropriation police have been called...rev run will be apprehending her soon...
East Germans were rocking the Ah-dee-DAS long before hip hop.
She slices the garlic paper thin.
Henry Hill would approve
Listening to them talk about not buying expensive clothes even if they were rich today is so funny with Tom clearing out his closet for fat poors and sporting designer tshirts on every pod. Love it
Intro song is FUCKING LIT.
no lie....whoever did this...has some real talent
no lie....whoever did this...has some real talent
Eli Rose . its so good,I've heard it 5 times and i still almost just dropped a dish laughing
Here's my uncomfortable gas station story. It's senior prom night. May date and I had just left a restaurant and I'm following a couple friends in another car. My friend changes lanes, and I also switch lanes to stay behind them. I didn't really look when I changed lanes, and I cut off this other car extremely hard. My friend goes about 1000ft and pulls into a gas station, so I follow him into the gas station parking lot.
The car I cut off follows me into the gas station, and 2 straight up gangsters(one with a face tattoo) get out of the car and start walking to my car. I see them in the mirror, and think I am going to at best get a severe beating, at worst get shot point blank in the face. One guy goes to my side window, the other goes to the passenger window.The guy on my side just has a look of complete unbridled rage on his face(kinda looked like Ice Cube when he has that pissed off snarl of his). I roll the window down, and before the guy can even say anything I say, "Hey man, my bad I really didn't see you there, i was just trying to keep up with my friend." His face immediately changes and he grins a little bit, and he says, "Oh shit, y'all dressed to the nines tonight. Y'all going to prom or something?" I say "Yeah senior prom." He goes, "Oh that's cool man, you good. Ya'll have fun tonight. Be careful out here tonight though. This ain't the place you wanna be cuttin fools off in traffic. Some real niggas out here."
As they walk away I can see them laughing a bit. I'm pretty sure they were laughing because I must have had such a scared shitless look on my face when they approached the car.
What happened next? 😂
Trey Kilgore they obviously stole his rims
They drove away, and we went to the prom with an interesting story to tell. Sort of anticlimactic, but just a very uncomfortable situation.
Cosmo Vedder k but did you nail the prom date?
What a brilliant story!
That "I got a bad bite" clip makes me laugh every damn time!
I could be in the worst mood... and hearing Tom laugh at that stupid clip cheers me up every time.
Skymarshal I know I’m commenting 2 years too late but man that clip is the best I’ve ever seen I’m just rewatching every episode over again and whenever that clip shows up I laugh lmao it’s the only clip that does that to me
@@JrogBK2 I know I'm commenting 1 year too late, but shouts out to urrybody out here doin' they thing and stuff like that.
I got a REALLY bad bite
You guys are honestly PHENOMENAL. I have back catalogued your stuff as far back as RUclips has and I have to say this podcast is now ingrained in my life. I find myself singing the songs your fans create and referencing stuff from the show to my friends. Much love from Australia
(On the topic of swearing) "I'm of that school too. I dunno, we'll see how my kid turns out."
Chrisjeansa predicting Ellis's pottymouth lol
The chorus is chopped up for Screwston, TX. PROPS TO Ramsey McQueen THIS SONG IS TEXAS AF!!!!!!!!
"I'm a I'm a Texas man" that part could easily be in the chorus of a Slim Thug or Paul Wall song.
Brad Wiggins h-tine holdin it dine
Aw-Ready
THANKS MOMMY! JIMMY DEAN SONG soundcloud.com/rawkuz/jimmy-dean-by-ramsay-mcqueen
Brad Wiggins thanks Gene. Just living that Denim lifestyle.
The "I don't fuck with fashion" segment is so funny now that they're rich. Tom will drop $7k on a jacket, and Christina had the most expensive costume ever bought by Netflix. "This is as flashy as I get." Wears a pink bedazzled pantsuit.
It's pronounced "gif." Not "gif."
God damn! That Jimmy Dean Sausage song slaps!
kinda disappointed nobody has found the link to the nut kicking video
Mommy Jeans the #2 Water Champ posted it on zer twitter!
Thanks for letting us know mommy
Thanks mommy
@@alyxi run of the mill cock and ball torture
How cold is it in their house with the long sleeves and shit?
All you guys complaining about Jean need to STOP! Tom and Christina are like Outkast! You can't have Andre 3000 without Big Boi.
THE BOARD IS BAAAAAACK
That opening Jimmy Dean song is doooope
I come back sometimes for the Jimmy Dean sausage song
As a hairy ass hole person, the water bottle with toilet paper is a game changer, I figured this out once when I had a super bad wipe and a sink in close range. Highly recommend doing this for any hair ass holes out there if you don't have a bidet. Dry wiping for me is like 15 wipes.
Glad you addressed the calamity that was your live show. I wanted to hear it so bad. Keep on glassin
Intro was wavy af. True to Texas roots with the choppin. "Ima ima Texas man"
Can anyone fact check what they spend on clothes now bc I feel like that'd be cute
I'm surprised the flight attendant dropped the word "bomb" over the intercom at that lady.
so glad you all tackle the important subjects. Where else can I get my daily ass cleanup discussion. Thanks for the valid points and counter arguments.
This might be the episode where Tom and Tina both look the best they've ever looked, as far as what they're wearing and Tom particularly with his weight. Christina usually looks pretty great but that track jacket is especially working. Tom in just a plain black sweatshirt looks great too. He looks like a Croatian drug dealer, but in a good way.
Much like those friendly Hungarian arms dealers
Look at TBunz now
Bunz likes solid colors. Unless its a sweet jellyfish print.
invest in a box of One Wipe Charlies, from potential sponser, dollar shave club. They are individually wrapped for easy transport to office bathrooms.
the "ya know" is Dustin Byfuglien (Buff-len). Defenceman for the NHL Winnipeg Jets
cant wait to see tom at the wilbur on my birthay! love you guys!
JIMMY DEAN Song HD soundcloud.com/rawkuz/jimmy-dean-by-ramsay-mcqueen
Ranger McQueen I glassed the fuck out to this. Good job, Gene.
so so fire, this and TAINT are too much, stunning work
DukeDukeCity thanks mommy. I really appreciate the support. Making one out of the Singapore ATM guy for next week.
your link doesn't work :'(
soundcloud.com/ramsaymcqueen
The live podcast wasn't playing audio on RUclips but it was weird because it was only without headphones. I had to listen to it with headphones like a peasant.
Feeling you Tom. Both of my young kids and I cringe so hard at almost everyone. My husband doesn’t get it at all. This confirms you are the personality champ.
That intro song is God tier. holy shit.
I wish so badly that one day i will meet a chick as badass as Christina. Like seriously dude, she is literally the coolest chick
I am 50/50 with Xtina there are times her mean European heritage comes out
"I'm a Brown Guy" - Tom Segura 2017
Props to the double pipe classic order at ButaPub in Rochester New York!! I nearly lost it in the office when that back drop showed in the video !
Sadly, I've only had a few, but most of my DPClassics have been in front of others and it just felt like an extra embarrassing fart so I'm really just upset I was raised to not find that stuff funny as it was family every time I did one in front of anyone else. Only ever one other person besides me.
perfect timing!! literally just had a double pipe classic!
Cole Britz can you prove it?
hes lying
Cole Britz yeah but was it some bullshit with a sneeze
I Keep my double pipe classics high and tight thank you!
Cop car dash cam...thats some NEXT. LEVEL. SHIT. MOMMY.
Thanks Gene!
what the FUCK is that face looking at me behind mommy Jean? it's making me feel so creeped out. I hate it so much lol
Just to mess with us no doubt lol 100% fucked with rn haha
lmao that intro song is top notch
I fucking love that Tina jeans rocks the Eastern block track suits!
my dad and i had a photoshoot in nordstrom with a 2000 puffy jacket. security were watching us the whole time it was great
woahhh The winner is the police officer pulling over the camaro!!!!
If it helps shed any light on the audio issue from last episode, I noticed the audio was inaudible only when trying to play it through just my phone speakers or macbook speakers, but it played absolutely fine when I plugged my phone into my ihome and also when I plugged my phone into my FM transmitter and played it through my car speakers. So I experienced both sides of the issue and it seemed if my phone was playing the audio through another source it was just fine and alone total garbage, so I'm guessing that's why there is conflicting sides to the argument.
Christina Pazsitzky has a lot of fans who really love her for who she is. Herself.
Where da mommies at?
That same clip was played by a talk radio duo (Don and Mike Show) based outside of DC in the mid 2000s. Still is funny
53:24 "The cream sauces fuck my ass up pretty bad"-Main Mommy
My relationship goals fall somewhere between YMH and h3h3.
Just ordered my ticket for the Sac show! Cant wait =D
Sitting down too fast and catching a ball. Fuck!
LOL SO EASTERN EURO! those adidas track suits are the official military uniforms in every ex-soviet nation
Back from 2022, Because YMH is life.
the you know supercut almost sounds like your watching cars go by at the track
Please have Charro on the pomcast! Try it out mommies!
when I saw that opening video on the sub Reddit I was HOPING it would be on the show. perfect.
That spectroscopy applies to organic chemistry
Lookin good Jean!
I got a bad bite
I got a bad bite!
Subtract the position where it wasnt and the postion where it is and youll find your mommy
ALWAYS water wipe, atleast one up and one down, preceded by 2 downs and ups
The wheat (carbs) in the French toast probably was a bigger culprit to the ass vomit. You should try the GAPS way of eating too, Tom (it's all about gut health).
27:04 LOL HI PUPPY. I WANNA SEE THE PUPPYYYYY
mommies united
Dustin Byfuglien will give you a million "you knows", but if you find any average hockey interview, that will be super common.
WE GON KEEP THE MOTHAFUCKAS OUT WE RUNNIN THE INDUSTRY NOW!
DAPS! - I used to wear my "Dip Daps" as a kid - no idea why they were called that - now I know - Thank you Korean interweb man!
Anybody else notice that the flight attendant said BOMB on the plane?
holy shit the intro song was fire AFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
that opening track was dope as fuck shouts out to the mommy's
I liked the initial "hey mommy, thanks jeans" bit, but sometimes it gets to be a bit much. That said, if you're going to do all the extra shit, please end it with "thanks jeans" or it shouldn't count.
jimmy dean sausage chillwave for the win
Angela's Anything Show Jeffrey dean morgan*
i wouldnt mind some of jeffery dean morgan's sausage...
shouts to the jeans
if you're wearing jhorts, Kevin Smith called and wanted them back
Damn mommy P lookin fine as hell
hahah i sent them the witch laugh vid i totally thought they wouldnt open it!
jeans = tight
Graphics Interchange Format-gif. why would you pronounce it with a j? whether the guy created the file type or not he's wrong. that's not how acronyms work
Mommy Tina reppin' that 3-stripe Life!
been waiting for this!
Yes Christine, Seven of Nine was the name of a character on Star Trek: Voyager
@1:21:39 "What causes rainbows?...dah gheys" 😂😂😂😂
thanks jeans
Wow at 25:00, Tina has become the biggest up wiper! Nahimsayin? She literally spent thousands on her outfits for her specials! Hahahaha
You just had to play it thru speakers or headphones and then it worked Tommy buns
Has the subject of folding vs wadding been brought up yet? If so can someone direct me to the episode? I need to get their take on the subject.
Pretty funny Karen talkin about not being a fashionista considering what she wears now in 2023 😂😂
LOL Came to the comment section while listening to that part to point that out.
These old eps are a solid reminder how new money these two became.
I'd love to see the flight attendants just led that lady try to get off right then before the doors are disarmed. Just make her pay for the hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage when the inflatable slide fucks up the plane and whatever else is nearby
hi mommies
1:16:00 I get that the video is boring, but the way he is talking Christina is to give sense to how the programming language is computing. The boring man is explaining that the computer is always self checking its location based upon condition statements (where it is vs where it isn't blah blah blah). I am an Engineer so it is cool to think that a missle can locate itself! Love the podcast Mommies
I love my mommie Tina
T-buns looking thin and good ;) keep it up bro
Purple mashers aka Murple pashers
Hi mommy thanks jeans. Come to Houston.
Tom should drink nothing but Jarritos
the hockey player, Dustin Byfuglien is said "Buff-lyn"
Member when OnA did the Jimmy deans sausage guy bit with Jim Jefferies and patrice.
Hi Tommy Bunz, im a techy guy and wanted to know what the sound engineer did to resolve the issue please tell, BWT im 7:33 mins in so if you said later disregard this.