Halo There - Master Chief vs. General Grievous
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- Опубликовано: 22 апр 2018
- It all started with a pun.
I created this on Meme Monday on r/halo / when_you_forgot_its_me...
That sparked the idea to make something of true quality. So 4 weeks of Halo 5 capturing, editing, and grabbing sound bites from Left4Dead, a Steve Downes' interview, and mixing General Grievous lines, OC was finally complete.
For those wondering which Steve Downes interview, it's this one: • Steve Downes Interview... 
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"I've been trained in your Jedi Arts"
*"What is that?"*
Lmao
And I'm here to f*** spiders
@@okuyasunijimura9185 lmao
Lol
Jajaja
I about died of laughter...😷💀
"Lucky me"
" *o h s h i t* "
Gravity hammer ftw
John Riordan I thought he said “bull shit”
Looks at huge melee
Guys for real Cortana says shit in this video but when in the entirety of Halo has she ever said Shit?!?!
John Doe She was a voice actor in Left for Dead lol
"I know that sound. A smoker"
Holy shit. I didn't realise that the same person voiced Cortana and Zoey until now
She's also in the second FEAR game.
@@AJadedLizard Good to know too, thanks!
@@fuckologic1202 If you ever wanted to hear what it'd sound like when Cortana says "fuck," there you go. David Scully (who plays Sergeant Johnson) is in the first game and its first expansion. I think the fact Steve Downes isn't in the third game is at least part of why it sucked so much.
She was also princess peach for the longest time
Zoey who?
That documentary on making toilet paper is suddenly relevant now.
What's the context of that sound bite?
@@thesience4482 It comes from Left 4 Dead because Cortana's voice actor also plays Zoey in that game. I don't remember why she says that though.
@@PuffyJiggles Probably because they were in the midst of a zombie apocalypse and toilet paper was in short supply?
Just a guess...
2020 bois
Chief bets he had the money from that idea of hers
“I know that sound...
A SMOKER.
*coughs* Bitch
Dooku should really take his bong away. He just can't take it.
Smokers got me!!! Shoot the tongue!
Stealth Element Where's that line I just finished Halo 2 after years and I've heard every single Cortana line ever and I don't recall her every bringing up something about smokers or toilet paper or those like cameos or something😂🤣
Left4dead reference. Sometimes Zoey hears a smoker and says I know that sound smoker. Lol good reference
Chief should have said “boo” instead
Nah, it was perfect because Obi Wan says "Hello there", but Chief say "Halo there" which was genius.
Imo boo sounds better and funnier
Boo sound actually would have killed Jedi without action so...
Yah Halo there
Sounded more like snake
"KILLL THE DEMON"
This was fucking insane
W
:0
*Chief:* “I don’t suppose you have a plan”
*Cortana:* “ Now... probably a documentary on how to make toilet paper”
*Chief:* “you know i won’t let that happen”
*Cortana:* “dammit”
That's more real now than ever lol
Was that supposed to be Halo 5s plot? XD
Halo: Infinity toilet paper
Yes that is exactly what they said...... And
False, it was zoey who said that. not cortana.
Grevious: *4 lightsabers*
Master Chief: *gravity hammer*
Grevious: Oh shit.
Lmao, this is awesome.
4 lightsabers and a gravity hammer. It was an even fight.
How it really went.
Lucky me
My favorite weapon in HALO
Master Cheif: ah, knock-off energy swords!
Possibly the greatest halo meme on RUclips
Holy shit, MHS, I love your work!!
Well hello there
@@christiancombs6808 dont you mean Halo there
Meme? This is fact
@@ISoldierSideI since when did cortana swear
“I’ve been trained in your Jedi arts...”
“What is that?”
“...By Count Dooku!”
That got me lol.
"And I'm here to fuck spiders."
"and I'm here to f spiders" best line ever! 😂
~Oh shit~
Just say fuck what r u nine, RUclips’s 18
Omg 😂
@@TheBlueMan117
YT is rated Immature 11+
Omfg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀 And I'm here to fuck spiders!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You fool! I've been trained in your Jedi-arts...“
“What is that?“
“... by Count Dooku.“
Aight xD
_AnD I'm HerE tO F*Ck sPidERs_
That was Archer level trolling.
Looool du auch hier 🤣🤣🤣
Lucky me
Oh SH*T
When you realize that half of the Cortana dialogue comes from Left 4 Dead
Same voice actor?
@Twistedjaide Me: Uhh, JARVIS? Can ya Google this??
JARVIS: Certainly, sir. Jen Taylor voiced a Zoey in the game Left 4 Dead. Will that be everything, sir?
Me: Welp, there ya have it.
Addendum: Take your comment critiques, and shove them!
@@thecatfather857 that was just cringe man.
The Catfather Not sure about that one mang
The Catfather that was awful. Never make comments ever again.
Was hoping he said "boo" when he jumped down
Famous last words
“Oh sHiT.”
-General Grievous
General Grievous: *draws 4 lightsabers*
Master Chief: *gravity hammer appears in hands literally out of nowhere*
General Grievous: Oh shit.
Chief's amazing and literally quantifiable good luck back at it again.
Ordnance drop to chief's left
Bruce Reutens he doesn’t even need that his assault rifle would work just as well after all a lightsaber stops energy based Projectiles sold slugs on the other hand
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 sold slugs can be stopped it's just the matter of getting the WHOLE bullet and molten shrapnel from after the bullet gets hit w/ a lightsabersaber
Rune Once-Great my Mistake I had not considered that
Your video is very impressive. You must be very proud.
I'm just a simple editor trying to make my way on the internet.
Ever made your way as far as the deep web?
@@yellowhoodie5299 Once or twice.
Recently?
Possibly.
General grievous: "Oh shit"
I lost it right there
0:50 That transition to grevous saying bullshit was priceless,plus it was so smooth and well done
Oh shit *
I just realized Palmer was right next to Grievous when he said "taller". xD
Such detail.
I had to go back to look, nice find! HAHA
343 likes, going to keep it that way in hopes 343i makes infinite have both good campaign and multiplayer. Is that so much to ask?
Also thanks for pointing that out, didn't notice it
Nice, haven't noticed
"That can't be a coincidence."
He definitely used the ce magnum
Or the halo 5 pistol considering the model.
Leaked cutscene from the infinite reveal coming in the 23rd of July.
No, but we have Craig
@@claudiostudios9002 Mon-keigh
Three days
"Only Master Chief is so precise."
The “oh shit” was a snippet from when he said “Your ship..is waiting” to Vice Roy
Viceroy Gunray?
"I have been trained in your jedi arts-"
"What is that?"
I'm dying
“Probably a documentary on how to make toilet paper.”
“I won’t allow it.”
This aged like fucking milk.
"Documentary about toilet paper"
You know I forgot that was a problem for everyone here in the US several months ago.
When you realize the video was published 2 years before the pandemic-driven shortages...
Not _everyone_
My freind it's been a year since that all happened
I love how Grievous died in three shots. Great attention to detail.
I didn't notice that at first! Nice!
It's because chief used the combat evolved pistol
The Op gun of Combat Evolved that kills in a max of 3 shots
I love how general grevious says oh shit when master chief pulls out the gravity hammer
So uncivilized.
0:18 should've said "Boo"
Ghoulz lmao yeah
Agreed!!!
Truly a missed opportunity
😂😂😂it's a classic
Halo there had me laughing my eyes off...
The combo of her Cortana and Zoey lines was a great touch. Also linking his death to be similar to killing hunters, lol.
“I’ve been trained in your Jedi arts...”
“What is that”
“... by Count Dooku.”
"And I'm here to fuck spiders. "
_“The heretic’s level of quality is what the prophets would consider... unnatural”_
Have you ever heard the story of Darth Tartarus the wise? It’s not a story the UNSC would’ve told you.
I actually forgot for a second that Cortana and Zoey’s voice actor were the same and was about to look up if Halo ever had a Smoker in any of the games.
* w h a t a b o u t J o h n s o n ?*
What about some spiders being fucked? No one cares for the spiders????
@@yasininn76 I mean females have a flap below their abdomen that they feel pleasure from once tapped hard enough.
I’m gonna have to ask why the fuck you even know that sir
Whoa very good, that's cool to know.
I love how they used a line of Jen Taylor’s from Left 4 Dead
I died when Grievous said "Oh shit" after Chief pulled the gravity hammer out
RUclips algorithm be like:
Let's recommend it now!
I think I'll eat it now "Patrick"
Yeah, seriously! 😂
ikr
On second thought, who cares? We have some chuckles, that's important
I've got it 100 times
This needs millions of views
Why the fuck did you die in the end of tf2. WHY
AhmedHD Pro he be following protocol 3 doe😳
@@Mario_Judah6823 screw the protocol. I want my robot back
So is this what pilot cooper is watching in his off-duty time?
I need my BT back.. COME ON!
1:16 "I know that sound , a smoker.. oh crap" 😂
If Palmer was there, then I got one word for her.
"TRAITOR!"
1:34 Combat Evolved Magnum in a nutshell
It's too dangerous to be alive!!
That's why they nerf it
3 shot kill like in the game XD
One bullet could put down a charging hunter. It's op as f
Ah the spartan bolt pistol
it even killed him in 3 hits lol
How to make toilet paper:
Find Halo 5’s plotline.
Profit?
This fucking killed me 🤣
No,Halo 5's plotline is what you USE toilet paper for. Easy mix up.
It was bad compared to other halo games plotline but I didn't find it THAT bad
@@anjaneyasreetrout2444 m.ruclips.net/p/PLPrhcvHmS7-18hj9KVJmzR7Su77PEGaU_
Halo 5 had a plot?
The hunter part made me laugh too hard. It was just so perfect!
1:22
What happens if we use 100% of our brains?
| SoldierSide |: Hello there.
This was... perfect
This is remarkably well-done. The blending of halo maps and scenes from revenge of the Sith are pretty nicely composited. Fine job, mate.
My thoughts as well, but you found the words that escaped me. Well said.
Yeah, the quality of memes has is reaching critical mass levels...they're almost over 9000!!!!!
Almost? What do you mean, almost?
Yeah it’s amazingly well done. Chief almost has as much badassery and charm as I
You have Quorra as your pfp so you just earned 1000+ Respect from me
"You fool! i have been trained in your jedi arts-"
"What is that?"
I love that part.
"I've been trained in your jedi arts by the covenant!"
Grievous: "IVE BEEN TRAINED IN YOUR JEDI ARTS-"
Chief: *pulls out hammer*
"Oh shit"
Warhammer40k in a nutshell.
@@sexyatheist69 Ah a fellow man (or tyranid in this case) of culture I see.
@@rogaldorn3525 Would you like to learn more about the Genestealer CULTure oh mighty fist?
Later in the movie, when the clones, I mean ONI betrays them.
They'll be...
*Left 4 Dead*
Der Grüne Mann dang it!!!
Get out
Yes
Leave
Der Grüne Mann lol
1:39 heart burn be like
"I've been traind in your jedi arts-"
"What's that?-"
But was Grevious trained.....in Combat Evolved!?
"You know I won't let that happen"
"Dammit!"
Not gonna lie, I’d watch her documentary on toilet paper
*Australia intensifies*
This is the greatest Halo meme I've seen in a very long time.
"Halo there"
Alright then, that got me 😄
"Master Cheif!"
Hearing Cortana and Chief swear is such a magical experience.
"Halo there" 😂
Liam gang slide up
I smiled when I heard grievous say "Master Chief"
This was surprisingly well made
Excellent! It brightened my morning. Good work!
0:30 I love how that really forgettable character is just standing there
niknakeatpie dude I didn’t even see them. Excellent
Who's that I forgot.
Oh shit! I didn’t even notice her!
Shwaznut_ Spartan Palmer
@@TheSpartan-jd9xn thanks pal
I never expected an edit this smooth. You did real good.
Realistically I had marvel fan boys debating that pre Thor’s hammer, captain America could beat master chief. Not a chance.
No he couldn’t at all thats laughable. Capt is super human but not on the lvl that chief
is
Also, Chief has a high tech suit of armor that produces an energy shield. Cap has an indestructible Frisbee that probably wouldn't penatrate Chief's shields.
Based on the books chiefs augmentations make his bones practically like steel, his reflexes so fast that he can dodge bullets at long range, and he can see in the dark. That’s just a couple of different ones mentioned. Also, not to mention, chiefs suit amplifies his movement and strength. I am not fully sure about caps augmentations but chief killed several ODST’s hand to hand with no armor in 1 punch. If caps bones aren’t reinforced he would be killed in a single punch.
I could take it another step by talking about the training difference or the fact that chief was already 1 of the 75 strongest and smartest children in UNSC controlled space instead of some scrawny “kid from Brooklyn”
@@casuallynerdy1664 cap is stronger than chief
@@arikutin1032 cap would punch through the shield
This is incredibly well edited
Welcome back to the new episode of: "Random but Blessed RUclips Recommendation"
Same but its 4 months late
With all the new traffic here, I'm considering making a better "Video Process/tutorial" as the last one was... kinda hard to follow.
Full disclosure, this was a hell of a stupid video, but what else is the internet for? It's been crazy how much positive feedback I'm getting, and I'm a bit overwhelmed. Who knows, perhaps another video might be in the future? I'll see what I can do with my free time, as I have a full time job atm.
I'll be thinking of something to follow up with.
Thank you SO much to everyone who has watched and shared this video!!!
This was funny as
I SoldierSide I you edited this phenomenally well
I SoldierSide I do more lol
Genuinely surprised by how much work was put in over a "pun," but it was easily without a doubt enjoyable. Guess RUclips thought the same and decided to make it recommended.
This is amazing holy fuck
This is so well edited together
This was so well made
You know general grievous's f***** when the master chief pulls out a gravity hammer
Why does youtube suck so hard that I only just found out this masterpiece exists?
This is insanely well made. Like damn.
Best edit ever. I can’t describe how good it is so that’s all I got
Girls with photoshop: OMG I’m gonna make myself look cuter:
Boys with phototshop:
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@x2 chromosomes People who need to chill and learn to have fun:
@x2 chromosomes Ty, that's literally what I was about to answer _you._
@Sam Bush Yeah, this is literally that meme, lmao.
@@emilyy_echo Good for you then
Grevious: Attack
Chief: Pulls out gravity hammer
Grevious: Oh shit
😂 I died
Same 😂😂
this is officially the main story for me
This needs way more attention. Well done.
When I saw this i thought 3 things
1
343 guilty spark vs the emperor
2
The arbiter vs darth maul
3
The arbiter vs obe wan kinobi
Insanewolf22 you are a genius but I'm way to lait
DARKSTEEL yeet yep.
Truth,Mercy, and Regret disliked this video
We'll make them *regret* that, show them the *truth* , and give them no *mercy*
I haven’t seen anything that’s this well made or made me laugh this hard in a while. Good shit!
Wow, no matter how many times I’ve watched this video, I still find it having some of the best editing.
"I know that sound...a smoker"
Yeah thats what I thought too when I heard Grievous's coughing and wheezing.
Missed opportunity for the “boo” line
Yes, however the whole video is built around the 'halo there' pun, so it'd kinda defeat the purpose to not put it in there.
"And I'm here to fuck spiders." Master Chief, 2018
What Fun! Gave me a right chuckle ya did. Many thanks Mate!
“I am trained in your Jedi art.”
What is that? -Master Chief.
Where the hell is the spiders line from?
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@@ISoldierSideI I Used Your Link Scrolled Down Used Another Link To Get Back.
@Koria Borein My Keyboard Is Glitched Out.
@@spencerryan4359
I did the same thing you did lol
@@marky3609 Awwwwwwws That Profile Picture.
Chief's "what is that" when Grievous talks about Jedi arts killed me 🤣
General grievous-4 lightsabers
Cheif-I have a f***ing gravity hammer you underestimated my power just like obi did to anakin
_”A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.”_
This was such a masterful piece of art that someone in the early 2000's would probably believe this happened. Amazing.
Star wars fans who never played halo: this is not okie dokie
Edit: this was ment to be a joke, not the world's most toxic reply section
@OrcaBob 27 Star Wars has been dead for several years.
@OrcaBob 27 ah yes because an avg of 10,000 players on Mcc alone, halo 5 having around 300 players per playlist and halo wars 2 and 1 still has around 20,000 people logging on per week over both pc and xbox means nobody cares about halo, clearly.
i care about star wars and halo
@@nicolasbedard just because you prefer halo doesn't mean star wars is dead
@@nicolasbedard then why did you mean it in that way, the is way more star wars fans then halo and I'm not saying halo is bad, I think it is a great series of games but just because you didn't like it doesn't mean everyone else doesn't like it
This was very well made and I thoroughly enjoyed it as a person who likes halo and star wars iv been wanting to see this for ages thank u
"I know that sound...a smoker" best line lmao
Greatest meme of all time
This is one if the best edited videos I have seen in a while. I raise my hat to you, sir.
Very good! Very well edited! Good job
I’ve trained in your Jedi arts
What is that
Absolutely love that line
I miss the Cortana and Cheif duo
Same. But 343 had to fuck it up.
Nah halo 4 was pretty decent but 5 was a shit show
@@DJET723 I have to agree on that.
Impressive! Also, I didn't know Halo had such humorous dialogues.
Master Chief: What? *Takes Gravitation-hammer* General Grievous: Oh shit!
Gravitation hammer 😂 tf