Triss is the Worst Character in the Witcher 3 - STOP Romancing her!
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- Опубликовано: 14 июл 2024
- Here's why Triss Merigold is the worst character in the Witcher 3, the Witcher Books and possibly all fiction ever!
-- April Fools video :)
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Timestamps:
0:00 Triss is the Worst Character Ever.
0:20 Yennefer and Ciri are horrible, Triss is worse.
0:42 Triss is evil in the books, like omg!??!1
1:17 The one thing Triss does that I like…
1:33 Triss cheated on Geralt with Lambert!
2:17 Triss would likely cheat with Eskel/Vesemir too.
2:29 Geralt loves Yennefer, please get it, Triss.
3:08 Triss in the Netflix show… is just horrible.
3:30 Triss uses Geralt in the games!
4:17 Why the sandwich f are we forced to romance Triss?
5:00 Can’t Triss open a single portal? Is it too much to ask?
5:48 Why can’t we get rid of Triss?
6:07 Triss does not know what Geralt wants.
6:47 How can people still like Triss?
7:05 I can’t do this anymore…
7:30 Ok, I hope you get it now.
8:03 Wait, wait, I forgot the worst part about Triss!
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The best... prank !!!!
Yennefer FTW !! Haha !
Knew before the video even started like yennefer one....
I’d be mortified if Triss used magic to get into my pants irl! Oh the horror!
😱🤣
Triss is just a sigma girlboss you don't understand
I WILL NEVER STOP
I swear, letalis could convince me that geralt is a terrible character
perhaps in a year
@@xLetalis oh god , no !
A terrible character or a terrible person? I don't think there's any doubt he's a good character, as a person it's arguable. But Triss really is horrible.
Most book readers do hate her for good reason.
@@xLetalis This - (Referring to the Maybe in a year comment) is against the all-mighty dogma of Geralt. Anyone but Geralt is fine.... except Regis. No Regis either. Outside of that... roast em all and I'll spread the gospel. ;)
Always look forward to your videos man. Keep'em comin.
Well i'm pretty sure that will cost him a few thousands subscribers lmao
“I need to calm down” * sells Ciri *
Yeah that checks out
"She gets even worse in the game, where she even sleeps with Lambert."
Never mind me as Geralt, knowing every girl in every brothel way too well.
THE TRUE ☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝
My Geralt banged every woman that was possible to bang. Lol
I love triss... I always romance her. Lol.. Even when i try not to.
Lady of the lake too
But the girl in the brothel aren't Triss Friends, but Lambert was a Geralt Friend, this is the difference.
The reason I went for Triss alot in the past was because, yes, she manipulated him in regards to his memory, but Yen rarely seemed to respect Geralt alot of the times. Treated him like a child, didn't care for his opinion. It was either her way or no way at all. The relationship felt like he was getting walked all over.
Yeah, and hearing geralt tell ciri that he feels harmony and peace makes me unable to not romance her.
Absolutely true! Now quickly make a video where you explain why Zoltan is the best romance option
No, Uma is the best romance option. Zoltan can be second best, though.
Pros of Zoltan being the best:
-Booze. You know he can get you barrels of the stuff quickly, no questions asked
-He's always up for a fight, if someone gives you trouble, they'll see the business end of his axe
-He's loyal to a fault. You're in touble? Captured and locked up by the witch hunters or the flipping Wild Hunt is after you? No probs, he's going to help the best he can
-You lost your memory and don't remember him? He's still your old buddy Zoltan, and will treat you exactly the same. Ride or die!
Regis better
disagree. The old land-lady of Shani, from game 1 is the best romance option.
@@melodysymphonystar you forgot something: GWENT!!!!
What can prove that a character is an absolute disaster as a human being more than their inability to play Gwent?
Speaking the hard truth here!
Fax
But who can you play Gwent with?
That’s right. Shani
@@thenightwalker7084 Brb, crying about not being able to make Shani Geralt's girl.
@@thenightwalker7084 Shani is just the better redhead
About Shani, I love her. She's the only female character who isn't trying to manipulate Geralt with beauty and magic. And she is also very normal and away from politics. She is caring, and kind. And well, beautiful and cute af.
I wish there was an ending, where she would come to Corvo Bianco somehow.
That's the thing with being a traveling doctor.
Nothing saying Dr. Feelgood can't travel to Corvo Bianco and make a house call, though.
Just played her quest line again and oh how I wish Geralt would end up with her. Geralt could do his Witcher thing and she can patch him up when he returns from work. Team Shani all the way.
*I did take a picture of Tamira or whatever the girls name is in the red pants in the beginning. Photo shop is crazy good in this game.*
Yes Shani is lovely, and her smiles and dimples are so appealing. Pity their everyday lives are so incompatible.😊
The only is Geralt will probably live for another 250 years and Shani another 40-50 assuming neither die from battle.
@@danieltravelstead True. But why let that stand in the way of love. I am a romantic sadly 🥲
Ok, but how about when she get's tortured only for us to find Ciri? That scene physically hurt me.
Torture smchmorter, how bout some Gwent?
@@dontworryaboutit5490 gwent is the same as torture, wouldn’t be surprised if she was crying out in pain as she lost another match that she didn’t understand
jokes aside, i hate how shani's storyline just cuts at the end despite the fact that she actually tells you to maybe visit her after finding Shakeslock. For me she was one of, if not the best romance option in the whole game (both dlcs included). Not being able to even say goodbye is like cutting the sentence at the
I see what you did there 🧐
Theres actually a whole story you missed, you just need to
She was written as a fling, though. A bittersweet taste of a life Geralt yearns for but cannot have.
@@elvancor i know she wasnt meant to be THE one for geralt, but her storyline still lacks an ending.
@@ronaldinhogaming7883 True, true. Leaves you unfulfilled, with this feeling of longing, like waking up from a dream you would've liked to stay in... I'm still trying to defend this as a creative choice- ;)
shani was for real a breath of fresh air of all those toxic relationships Geralt had. strong smart innocent beautiful woman not a witch or trickster sorceress but just a human doctor risking her life to help any poor soul
Only she was decades younger than him
@@sirmatthias95 hehehe I'm sure geralts not complaining about that
@@sirmatthias95 Doesn´t matter, she is an adult
@@sirmatthias95 - Geralt may be a century younger than Yen.
I honestly think his best match would have been the sword maiden in Skellige!
Triss repeatedly risked her life saving strangers while yennifer refused to save her friends life because she would get her boots dirty
Both suck
Exactly triss has changed.
False, in the books Yennefer is tortured for weeks by Vilgefortz, and yet she doesn’t exposes anything about Ciri or Geralt, and in the end she sacrificed herself to heal Geralt to the point she dies.
While Triss, when Yennefer asks her help to tell the truth (that she isn’t a traitor from Nilfgaard) to Ciri and Geralt, she simply refuses and don’t give a shit to them.
@@demetriomartins1176 Tbh I dont think about the books when playing the games
Your mother refused to abort you just because the clinic was too far away from the nearest liquor store, yet we don’t diss on her now do we?
I always thought it weird that all these mages couldn't open a portal and leave Novigrad...
It would be a thing if they had already been captured and in a prison or something, but no, they're just hiding and can't portal away because reasons *facepalm*
Where would they portal to? There's every possibity they could portal into a situation worse than they are currently in, plus portalling into the middle of nowhere isn't exactly going to be an improvement. Then there is the fact that something as big as a portal can probably be tracked with magic sensitive equipment so their location would be revealed, and as Geralt knows, portals do not stay stable very well, so someone would have to remain behind to keep it open...
Also it is likely that making a portal requires more magic than most magic users can do alone, sure we've seen certain ones do it, but they are generally portrayed as the most powerful of their kind. We see magic users constantly travelling in a non-magical way, if portals were so easy why would ANY magic user ever travel in a mundane way?
(I've not read the books so maybe the required power etc is explained there, I wouldn't know)
When my husband played tw3 and choose to have NO woman at all, I laughed and ask if he thinks I would be jealous. But he just said, both, Triss and Yen are just toxic b*itches and a man like Geralt deserves a peaceful life 🤣
good man
True, in my case I tried them both because of some misinterpration mistakes, but in the end I am glad he got rejected by Triss and Yen so Geralt could have some rest a Corvo Bianco.
Lol I didn't romance either because my fiance liked to watch me play and I didn't want to start anything
Truth bomb: All women are flawed and do desperate things for love because that is how human beings are. But as far as qualities go, Triss is miles ahead of Yen, who is SELFISH, cruel, unethical, and unpleasant to be around. She does horrible things, not only when she needs to (in which case she uses such reasons to justify her evil deeds), but oftentimes just so she can expedite some goal.
@@bellgrand Nah
"Your daughter and your abusive wife are out there somewhere". Brilliant line.
The problems is that there is no other romance options other than yennefer or triss. If CDPR did something like what Mass Effect did in their romance options. i would absolutely go for shani or other romance options for geralt.
Yeah. It is Witch Bitch A or Witch Bitch B. No wonder I picked Shani in the first game. You can't hate her.
sure there is a third option... a bromance with Dandelion
I would romance Princess. I'd feed her wild strawberries and let her ring my bell all day long.
Triss couldn’t teleport any of them out of Novigrad because the city has powerful anti-teleportation fields and each entrance has a sensor that detects magic so you can’t just walk out. Most large cities, like Gors Velen, have them. It’s in the books
Makes me appreciate Keira. At least she's honest and tells us that she only romanced us because of a lack of decent options. And she only gets with Lambert after that
Or impaled
I think she start to like sex with a witcher
@@humantacos9800 some would argue that she will be impaled regardless 👀
I hated Keira so much I could barely resist frying her stupid face off haha
@@humantacos9800 Or cut down
7:11 the fact that you chose this scene to calm down after all that is pure hillarious gold.
I think this might actually create an excellent character arch for her when you reject her in the third game. Notice how often the camera focused on her being sad after being rejected by Geralt? Could be an unintentional way of her realizing she doesn't deserve him when she remembers she pretty much manipulated him
So can we expect "Roach is the Worst", "Geralt is the Worst", and "Gwent is the Worst" as future April Fool's videos?
ROACH ? Don't get me started....
@@mikepette4422 Sorry, I can't let you talk bad about Geralt's one and only true waifu.
@@cagdas135 Roach keeps leaving Geralt in the lurch.
ive heard someone who really hated roche call him 'vermin' roche
If @xLetalis posts a "Gwent is the Worst" video, we riot!
i agree. she is terrible.
especially in the netflix.
actually its just the netflix that's terrible.
and a bit in the books tbh.
@@ancientdragon6049 she’s thirsty as fuck in the books
whole netflix is shit
Well if you really pay attention, she also has a lot of flaws in the games too
@@phamhuy5379 Every character has flaws that's why they all manage to be the worst at the same time.
Today I discovered something interesting while playing the mission involving killing the Crones. Before I got the key I went to the gate and near it there was a hole placed above the cave where you fight the Crones. I could jump in there (with "No fall damage" mod) with Geralt and They were there behaving like normal NPCs and "cooking". I tried it before but I was dying immediately the moment I jumped in there even with "No fall damage" mod
Yes this happened to me, you can go to the place where the crones are cooking and where you fight as ciri against the crones and they won't react to you. I reached it by activating God mode.
I will never stop loving her lol
I think the whole mage scenario is that they live for so long, that even the shyest of mage becomes promiscuous after some point in time. That also attributes to their vindictive and shrewd nature.
I think that is why Shani was a fresh breath of air. In the books, Geralt met her when she was still studying in Oxenfurt. She was young and not bored of living. So she never developed a toxic behaviour, like we have witnessed in many mages in books and games.
Bingo. The sorceresses are ugly both inside and out. Being near-immortal would suck, as over a long enough time-frame everyone would go insane, or at least turn to perversion to satisfy insatiable appetites. Witcher 1 Shani was a bitch, but in Witcher 3 they really turned her into a pleasant and desirable companion full of youthful vigor.
“She only wants to get in his pants” - That’s why we like her
Our lovely horny redhead
Simps! 🤣
Woman want PP? Me like woman.
Is how male brain works, including Geralf
I'm a sucker for redheads, and Triss had two whole games to get me hooked, Yen wasn't even in the first two games. I just barely started reading The Last Wish, it'll take me a while to read them all
She didn't kill Menge, he attacked Geralt after the Witcher asked The Witch Hunter about the treasure and Dandelion lol 😝
Yeah, I've not read the books but the whole asking the genie to basically force Yennifer to be his soulmate is really rather icky on Geralt's side, and makes any feelings they then develop suspect to me. I think when Geralt loses his memory and tells Triss that he has no memory of her but he knows that she means a very great deal to him in the first game is an indication of his real feelings towards her and what he feels for Yennifer is a direct result of the wish not something that is natural.
Anyway that is how I justify to myself that MY Geralt is really in love with Triss and not Yennifer, because in the first game I had a hard time picking between the hot redheads and chose Triss over Shani...
Shani is best gril
Uh oh someone has Stockholm syndrome for the redhead
Love your vids , love this one , you are awesome
First Yen then Triss, xletalis really want us to get the gigachad ending with 0 romances lmaoo
My ending. You even get Ciri to visit which is dope.
@@ThatGuy-en2nn my ending was dandelion
@@ThatGuy-en2nn even more dope when she visits you as a witcher.. just perfect
@@default7451 Yep, that was my ending. Couldn't pay me to change it.
That was my first play through ending and I loved it when Ciri visited me
"She's resorted to using magic, getting close to Ciri..."
This is Geralt we're talking about, she literally just needs to ask.
Actually, she has used magic to have sex with Geralt for the first and only time in books.
@@Eugine1888 actually, "not as much as she thought she would need to ". Because witchers are magic resistent, so .. magic kinda does not work on them.
But THAT witcher was in search of a quick one to forget about some bitch who broke his heart.
@@speedy7040 not exactly true .
they have a high resistance and they can break free from magic however they still can be Bewitched for a Time.
In the first printed book which is the last wish
yennifer puts a spell on geralt when they first meet he goes through a rampage in the city attacking everybody who ever insulted her.
Even the witches during the conclave talk about enchanting him, like they said they don't need it to last long to get what they want.
@@Kibatsume1 well.. it is exactly true.
Yes. Witchers are NOT IMMUNE to magic, just magic RESISTENT.
As it is kind of hard to charm them, and very hard to keep that spell over them
But you missed the point - Triss expected to be hard , and it wasnt.
It should have been hard , as Triss is young and not that good of a sorceress, and witchers are hard to charm, but IT WASN"T.
And the next phrase explains WHY it wasn"t hard - Geralt wanted to forget about Yen, so HE WANTED to bed Triss....
It was not Triss's magic, it was what Geralt wanted ...
@@speedy7040 Actually, there is plenty information in the books that go against this afirmation that he "wanted" to go to bed with Triss. She used potions, her sassiness and took provide to the fact that he was hurt because of the violent separation that he got with Yen. Almost as if he got drunk, hurt and she got him to her place and sitted on his lap... How do you call that? It is pretty clear in the books that Geralt doesn't even like to think about that. Let's not forget that Geralt and Yen were apart on the third book, so if all he wanted was some sex, he could have Triss, especially because she was desperate to. But he didn't. It's clear that he always saw her as a friend, a little sister almost, and that is probably the main reason why he never guilts her completely. She even confirms that by saying that she envys Yen because of the way that he looks to her and desires her... something that Triss could only have with the help of potions, or CD Projekt Red by turning her into a "perfect character".
I personally love and adore Triss. She is golden hearted, she is selfless and would have died for you to just have an idea of where Ciri went. She would die for the other mages. I love her
Well, Geralt barely has any moral high ground here. He slept with all of Triss's sorceress friends at some point.
Man good april fools mate, interestingly enough you made good points as to why she genuinely is terrible at times though. You forgot that unlike Yen, Triss was supporting the Lodge and their despicable shemes surrounding ciri, Yen stayed loyal to her & Geralt, I'll give her that....
This. Thank you. 😂
Yep
you need to read the ending again ...Yen is selling Ciri to the Lodge , while Triss is standing up for her in the Lodge.
And loyal to Geralt ?! ... what do you think "loyal" means !? ...
...sleeping with Istrid , while lieing about it ?
...Not letting you see your daughter before sending her to Aretuza ?
...not involing you in her search for YOUR daughter , who is chased by a maniac because Yen wanted to show her off at Thanned ?
...giving up information about you and your party ?
...not telling you about the Lodge and their plans and just handle Ciri to them ?
you are literally in every comment attacking yennefer. stop this. you know yennefer and geralt were never in a relationship, just like she wasn't faithful to him (sleeping with istredd) he wasn't faithful to her (when that time he slept with shanni) come on, at the end of it all, it will always be geralt, yennefer and ciri.
@@FELIX081270 sorry, Yen and Gerald were TOGHETHER when she sleeps with Istrid. READ THE BOOKS.
Gerald sleeps with others ONLY when Yen blows him off.
Ciri has her own life. Who sleeps with her father is not really her bussiness. A child is NEVER a reason for 2 ppl to be toghether , unless you want to make 3 ppl misarable.
Just because you want a fairy tale , does not make it true.
Go to the Land of a Thousand Fables to see what really happens with fairytales ...
"Lambert, Lambert, what a prick" He was probably quoting Triss"
🤣🤣🤣
@@xLetalis honestly you gotta be proud of that one. Love your videos!
:) I had to pause the video at this point as i was laughing too loudly. Well done sir!
Nice lol
@Haxkarl What evidence is there against it there's plenty of evidence for it to be a probable theory at least
Em's been really quiet since Geralt and Zoltan dropped their rap.
That song in the end. Hilarious! :D
got a full video of it :D
*"Most people reject His message."*
*"They hated xLetalis because He told them the truth."* Geraltations 4 : 16
“Geraltations” 😂 😂
@@mattylebatty1518 lool
Underrated comment lol
"I'm sorry, let me count to a hundred quickly"
Queues in the best clip from the game.
You caught me off guard here, I genuinely laughed out lout !
Same mate 😁
MAN I can’t stand Triss! Nail in the coffin was how she talked to Geralt while he was ACTIVELY helping her friends get out the city.
She was such a bitch during that scene I've refused to ever romance her in my many playthroughs.
Love this content! Keep it going :)
As someone who never read the books and started playing the games chronologically: Yes, it's because she's hot, and she was there first. A man has to stay loyal to his imported saves.
P.S.: I am German and it is my duty to take every joke somewhat serious :)
As a book reader, seeing someone say Triss was there first hurts my soul
@@greywolf0819 Idk but triss is literally my type she is sweet ,caring and doesn't hesitate to express her love.
@empty maybe, but as I played it for the first time (Witcher 3) after choosing Triss, she had little to no impact in the story or characters and wished I could go back and romance Yennefer instead. It really is a story about the family of Geralt, Yennefer and Ciri.
@@sahilsahoo6478 Nah, she is a 'pick me" girl...she is obcessed with Geralt and jumps into his arms whenever she wishes to...Yennefer is a true one because she is honest, independent (has a personality to beggin with and a part from being pretty) and is as rough as he is.
@@lbentosoares4 I just never liked Yen because she seemed like an insufferable bitch, or at least that's the personality they gave her for the games. I always played my Geralt as someone who had peaceful solutions whenever possible, usually helping out the weak even if everyone else treated him like a mutant freak. That character didn't seem to make sense with Yen's character, not how she was portrayed anyway.
7:12 I expected the guards that can be axii’d to 100 before returning to normal. Why did I not see this coming?
Geralt and Zoltan making noises never gets old. I could listen to that for an hour.
If it doesn't exist yet, we need a full video just of the Zoltan Chivay-Geralt song that you put at the end sometimes, Letalis! I laugh every time at 'Her... and the Wild Hunt!'
It’s such a shame that Shani can’t be a permanent romance option.
Triss is so toxic that when I do a playthrough with her I put points in alchemy to reduce the poison in Geralt.
Oof
Yeah and Yennefer is acting like such a bitch all the time that she constantly reminded me of my ex. I like Shani a lot though.
*BURN WITCH BURN*
- New song from dandelion
I love Triss and i read the Books
Should have been another ending.
I was about to rant "I will never not romance Triss!", when I realized what date it was. Thanks for the laughs! 😅
They are 2 reason I always go for Yen :
1- Although very manipulative at first, she gets better over time and learns to loosen the leash.
2- The fucking unicorn
That’s private
NO! SHE SHAGGED CRACH FOR MONTHS BEFORE GERALT ARRIVED !!!
"she wants nothing more than jumping inside Geralt's pants". Now why would I hate her for that.
Only from the title, I'm gonna say good April's fools. Don't do us like that, we love that red headed gal
Of course not
Η τρις είναι όντως λίγο αξιολυπητη αλλά νταξει αντέχεται.
I was ready to strike my anger... Until I get this, he hehe happy April's fools
Actually no we don't 😁
I mean he did it to yennefer last year. Everyone deserves a turn. Next year will probably be why Geralt is the worst father.
xLetalis: Don't even get me started on the show
Also xLetalis:Yenefer and Fringilla look very much alike
*Proceeds to show the character's faces from the show*
The Triss casting is so tragic.. don't dislike the actress, but she's not nearly as attractive as Triss and how in the HELL do you not cast a red-head for that role... Sheer stupidity.
That montage of grunts right at the end, I'm feelin that beat
Though it was a joke you actually pointed out something pretty true : Triss in the books was written as an actual nymphomaniac, not as in "I'm a strong woman and do what i like and explore sex because i want to" but as in the real psychiatric disorder, and it's so on point that i wonder if the author actually knew/know someone in his personal entourage with that issue
Loved the April fool's man !
So hypothetically, everyone has a shot at Triss...
@@sumavargas3147 it's not how nymphomania (nor satyriasis for the male version of it [which work the same way btw] people usually don't know it exists or the word for it so might as well put it here for people interested in the subject, or just like words with an actual logics / though put in it [since now that you know that if you didn't before you can see how it came from nymph and satyre from the ancient Greek mythology]) works no, though it can result in people you think would never have a shot with her getting an actual shot basically yes
(And yeah i know i have a tendencies to talk a lot/too much for explaining little things)
Err no. There is an actual nymphomaniac character in the books. Marti something. Also a sorceress. Sadly we uhh... don't have direct proof but...
i don't know if it's because of the magic but most sorceresses are hyper sexual. some of them at least control themselves while triss do not! and yeah i am sure she would sleep with Eskel too.
@@CrutchCricket explain me how she's not then, every though she has about the subject "in the books" are pretty much how nymphomaniac and satyriar people fonctions, she doesn't have one of the extremes cases of it obviously but it's quite clear
Also "Marti something" would probably more fall in the "pharaphylic hypersexuality" (not sure about the exact word in English, it's not my language) type of behavior i think
AHA!!! As a bookworm I’ve been saying it for years. Glorious vindication! But also everyone’s entitled to have their own opinion and like her if they want. I personally hate her after her biggest betrayal
What betrayal
April Fool's, have you watched the video?
@@ghostmane8018 she betrays Geralt, Ciri and Yen, so she doesnt get involved and on the bad side of the lounge of Sorceresses, prett, much shes afraid of death, so she betrays them even tho she claims to love geralt with an obsession, risking all of their deaths
@@ghostmane8018Yennefer gets captured by the Lodge because they needed her as a scapegoat and she BEGS Triss (which she literally had to be facing DEATH to do because she is a proud woman) to tell Geralt the truth- that she wasn’t a traitor and that Ciri was in trouble so please protect them both. Triss sided with the Lodge and refused to help - so when Yen DID escape and rush to rescue Geralt and Ciri she finds Triss again. This time TRISS needs help (bet on the wrong side and now is being hunted as a member of the Lodge/a sorceress) pleading that “they are sisters, I was forced to betray you, don’t abandon me” Yen angrily refuses but spares her life - deeming that whatever happens next is reaping her own rewards.
@@ArtMontef Yes but in my opinion- she’s the WORST
I m new to your channel and i am in awe with all the details you share with your amazing youtube channel. I just want to ask you one question how many times have you played the witcher 3 and i am sorry if you have mentioned in one of youe videos and i have not watched it yet
Hey, from start to finish I've played it ... 4-5 times. But I've replayed parts of it a million times :)
At least Yen rewards me in an honest way. And Yen isn't thirsty above brain usage. I liked Yen because she actually acts like a mother, and when it comes time to make time for her personal connections: she goes in FIERCELY!
Yen's got alot I like in a woman.
OMG MY POINT EXACTLY!
I mean, Netflix pointed out that fire magic is banned but Triss does so in the games!! She's such an evil character! And we all know that Netflix series is the real canon.
Yeah, you KNOW she's not the worst character, so it's obviously an April Fool's joke! (Okay, the Netflix comment was accurate.)
Oh yes she's just awesome She stabs Siri in the back to the lodge of sorceress she stabs Gerald in the back to lodge sorceresses she stabs Jennifer in the back to the lodge of source services and then on top of all that rapes girled with magic magic she's awesome don't be f****** stupid
She is the worst character in books and games
She's not though. People literally only hate her in the show cause she's black. That's why in season 2, they dye her hair red and fans still bitch. The only reason is because she's black and you all know it 🤣
@@Eugine1888 i feel like she was less of an asshole in the games but she has her annoying moments
@@Eugine1888 she is the best
I was stone cold throughout the whole video until the mention of Tomira, which quickly got a genuine laugh out of me. A fine one. Oh, and I guess the joke was okay too.
Hilarious! Love your videos. How Shani is the worst next please 😄
I thought this was supposed to be a joke your just spitting straight facts
Lets be honest. We all have to accept growth as a person. Which both Yen and triss did.
Everyone have a bad past. Yen and triss included, good and bad in a relationship. only shani was pure angel.
The mage trapped underground? As far as i know they can only bring 1 or 2 more person max through the portal.
And not just triss, everyone couldt open a portal.
Yen only cares solely for herself and eventually she came to care about those around her, geralt ciri and their families
Yall should remember how bad she treated geralt and how many times she fooled him.
Triss was different from Yen. She cared about the overall safety of her kind and put herself in danger to ensured they all escaped safely.
Thats a very good and selfless deed.
She did let her emotion and feelings get better of her and use advantage of gerald memory loss to get intimate with him.
She didnt help geralt when hes about to hang because shes with lodge of sorceresses in some way so whatever she do will affect the whole of her kind.
So sum it up. Yen will die for geralt and ciri but doesmt care about random/anyone else or how bsd the world turns into.
She doesmt care as much of how and what other mages of her kind faces.
Triss will die for ciri and geralt if it only involves her own life but of overall picture comes like the safety lets say all the other mages safety vs saving geralt.
She will weight it.
Triss involved herself with court again because escaping is only half the work. Shes needs to ensured thr court up north see values of having mage as advisor around them and they could be trusted again.
@@WestbrickFansGotNoBrains ew bot
I am a triss-geralt fan, absolutely. And i know WHY: my first experience with the Witcher is The Witcher 2, and my 'love of' triss and geralt as an item stems from that game. And it just carried over. I have never done Geralt romance with anyone else -- though I AM guilty of the first time i played the same pairing geralt up with both Triss and Yen. And as you all know, doing so doesnt end well at all! Damnit!
And I must say that Triss in the game, to me at least, is MUCH different character than in books and Netflix show. I am NOT a fan of Triss like that all -- and I am still not a Yen fan regardless...
Just wanted the old man to find a woman to settle down with at winery, you know... a bit of cheese, a bit of wine, maybe some nicely roasted wild boar, Gwent, and enjoying the marvellous sunset.
Yeah, i mean why compare just like that. Book is book, game is game. End of story
Yes I believe W2 influenced a lot of fans. It was also why I realised Zoltan is Geralt's true bro: he opens doors for you with the dwarves and fights with you through thick and thin in W2. (Also a great friend in the books.)
@@langthang7409 Netflix is sh*t
@@DagOnFire07 Exactly. Also, the whole quest to rescue triss... the bad-ass entrance into the Nilfgardian Camp at Loc Muine, the whole thing with Shila, etc. It just gets to you -- it sure did me back then. And still does. Roses of Remembrance!
I don' tthink book triss is so different from games triss . Maybe in W1, where the developers were tryng to imitate Yen a little ... but 2 and even more in 3 , Triss is exactly how I'ved imagined her reading the books.
Only, in the books, Triss is YOUNG. Very young, very silent , just gathering information, observing , choosing mentors ..... very carrefull what she says , what she does ...not always sure of herself, not always in the right ...not very powerfull , sometimes really scared ...
But the end of the books is very telling about her - she GROWS UP , she matures . She knows who she is , and what she wants, and how to play her cards now, she is going to be SOMEONE on the world stage.
yen and geralt die, Ciri dissapears.... Triss is the only one left. The only HOPE.
So the games picks up from there ... and in the end Triss is the real leader of her ppl .
She didn't hook up with Lambert until after Geralt was ran through with a pitchfork and everybody thought he died.
Hahaha this was the most troll video I think you’ve made that I’ve seen, I love it.
It's about the same as Yen's I guess, ok possible a little more :)
Having seen most of your vids i realised this was an april fools before watching. But i feel i need to tell you out of all the youtubers i follow, you sold it best. Really funny vid and tbh i kinda wish you do more ”satirical” uploads for shits and giggles. Having played trough the game more times than i want to admit, your vids still show me things that i missed. So i want to say thank you for many lovley vids! Keep up the good work!!
I might consider doing this more regularly
Just came to look for your April Fools video and there goes the notification.
being taken away from tomira........ true horror
"Let me count to 100 real quick" [proceeds to sell Ciri]
That send me 💀
I know this is a joke, but you are mostly right in a few things. But what really ticks me off is the blood and wine ending, where Triss said she just cant stay there and maybe it is a "weekend house"... while Yen agrees to settle there.
christ, whenever Geralt says "I love you, Yen." i cringe
I love you...wife
Guys! It's very important! PLEASE tell me how to optain the towel from witcher 3. It appears on Geralt when visiting the Nilfgard castle and the bath house in Novigrad, but it disappears after finishing a mission.
Triss is the best example of "red flags"
For next year you need to do a character model swap with Lambert and Yen/Triss and do the romance scenes and claim you can romance him instead then try and prove he is the best choice.
By the way I’m so happy you got a boost in popularity you really deserve it, literally great Witcher content and im so happy the new Witcher has been announced so you can keep growing you really deserve it!!!
I hate Triss so much that I am dismissing the fact that this is an April Fools joke
Xletalis, there’s a thing about the Ofieri mage and his soldiers, if u dont kill it the first time, they will start a camp in that place few days after.
I don’t know if you did a video about this.
I know it's a joke, but honestly.... everything you said is true and exactly why I personally hate her. Forgot to mention her severe lack of loyalty to her 'lil sis' in that she actually was in on the Lodge's vile plans towards Ciri (trying to forcibly marry her off for political power, etc). She never tried defending or protecting Ciri then, only Yen did, who suffered the consequences and also had no support from Triss. What a loyal friend. >.>
I get why people like her more from a game standpoint. But with book knowledge on top of the game, I just can't. 😅
lol...you really need to read the books again.
1, Yen is in the Lodge too. And she IS a powerfull member - you will not see Phillipa mocking Yen as she does Triss...so she could have done a lot to help Ciri . But she didn't want to be helped , not even by Geralt ...
And somehow you missed the ending , when Yen is selling Ciri to the Lodge , to " forcinbly - not marry , just be a concubine - for political power "- much better , right ?
2.Yen "protecting " Ciri ? "defending" ?......LOLOLOL...
Yen uses Ciri as a pawn in the mage's war at Thanned . Without Yen, Vilgefots would not be after Ciri .
3" no supoport from Triss ' ... are you joking ? She BASH Triss at every ocasion, refusing to work with the Lodge to find Ciri, she tries to manipulate Triss and is really a nasty bich every time with Triss.
But still, Triss spoke FOR Ciri in the Lodge , and vouched for her return . Ciri did not returned ...you think Triss didn't know this can happen ? She still vouched for Ciri.
And in the end, Yen gives up .It is Triss who SUPPORTS her and Ciri , keeps going , and saves the day with her merigold spell.
You should get over the liliac andgoosberry and really look at the facts.
P.s. do you know that Triss actually SAVED Geralt at Thanned ?
@@speedy7040 How triss actually saved at the thanned I can't recall
@@VladimirRurikovich she was the one who found him mortaly wounded ... she tried to heal him, but she was too week ... so she BEGGED Tissaya to teleport both of them to the magic forest ... remember, Triss was fighing on the other side then Tissaya ...she abandonned the Lodge, her fight, her sisters , and begged her enemy in her knees to save him...After that, she stayed with him until he was out of danger ...
That moment is probably WHY Phillipa says she is thinking with her vag....when it cames to it, Triss will always choose Geralt, even if he does not choose her.
@@speedy7040 Yes, Yennefer is in the Lodge originally but by the time the Lodge is manipulating Ciri, Yen has left. Yennefer is being tortured by Vilgefortz at Stygga Castle and refuses to give up Ciri. Triss knows that Vilgefortz has Ciri and intends to forcibly impregnate her, then kill both women. And Triss does nothing. She sides with the Lodge, for power, Yen sides with Ciri and Geralt rescues them both.
@@sarahlandrum9730 DID YOU read the books, honey ? ....does not seems like it.
1,At the last encounter with the Lodge , when she is giving Ciri to them , Yen says "I AM STILL a member of the Lodge"
2,Vilgefortz DOES NOT have Ciri.
3,Triss can\t do anything more then she does.
Going ALONE aginst Vilgefotz is STUPID and RECKLESS.
Yen does it , gets a LOT of ppl killed , and Ciri is forced to surrender to save her .
4. Yen is captive at Vilgefotz's castel . She does NOT SAVE anybody.
Gerald and Ciri have to SAVE HER, at immense cost.- all Gerald's friend die, -fk them right ?, they do not matter , Gerald is condemed to death , and Ciri has to marry her father . Happy ending , I guess ....yen did a great job.
all my point are valid, and you did not disprove ANY of them . You can't because all you have is ..."but,but ... I like Yen..."
Yen is the one who always seeks power. The djn medallion, Istrid, the dragon scale, the Lodge ... then the alliance with Ehmyr ...ALWAYS manipulating someone , always trying to be the alfa .
Triss just tries to find herself a place in the world.
I was about to like it before realizing it's April's fool. But as a book reader, I just can't think of another romance choice other than Yennefer. It simply doesn't make sense lore wise. I know she cheated on him, but after the events of Time of Contempt, I just can't think of another choice other than her. I mean, after all they've been through, it just doesn't make sense to change Geralt's love interest. She was literally willing to kill herself to be with him
In real life if a girl cheats on you and says she'll kill herself to be with you, then fucking ruunnnnn, dude.
Well triss was willing to give herself diarrhea to be with geralt....
And some would argue that is worse
Shani. Literally the only non-toxic relationship Geralt has at any point in any Witcher-media.
Yennefer is toxic as all hell and possibly worse than Triss. Plus, she's arrogant beyond reason.
@@SquareViking Shani was such a non toxic gal that I used the bomb and crossbow build during HoS
@@Silly_Illidan I am entirely missing the relation between those to x'D Please enlighten my simple mind.
Triss is actually not as pure as she is in the 3rd game. Same goes for Yen. So… Team Shani!?
You know what? Team Path. That’s the way.
Seriously though thinking about the whole lore, there are reasons to dislike every single character. And i love that. It’s not “Good vs. Evil” Everybody has their morally questionable moments.
@xLetalis the reason why Triss didn't mention anything about his past in the TW1 is because developers did this on purpose. They wanted to make their "alternative story" and didn't want to bring the central characters to not anger the fans about ruining the canon. The first game wasn't intended as the direct continuation of the books initially, so they avoided mentioning of Geralt's past as much as possible. Plus, it gives the player the freedom to build their own Geralt. Even Ciri's reference is easily missable and told as just a folk story without mentioning any names. Only in the TW2 devs decided to make it direct sequels of the books and closed gaps in Geralt's amnesia.
Yeah, I fully agree with your video. Every new playthrough I plan to romance Triss, just to see the new cut scenes and dialogue options etc., but every time I still end up choosing Yennefer.
I do the same thing but with Yennefer lol. For me Yennefer doesn't hold a candle to triss.
maybe you just like swimming in lakes to save your life...
Even in april's fool day the way Ciri looks at Geralt getting money by selling her still kinda hurts, i don't think i can ever do that.
At least triss didn't torture ciri as a child like yen did lol
After all these years... xLetalis still surprises me :))) Thank you!
God the show took such a massive, steaming dump on Witcher characters. And I say that with love as I enjoyed watching both seasons... despite... everything. What a goddamn mess. I say that because you made me choke on my water at least twice referencing it
Lies.
Geralt and Ciri are great. But yeah, pretty much everyone else is trash. Didn’t like Ciri at first either but she grew on me.
@@woodysimoh well Geralt is as close to game Geralt as the show can be so that's a plus. Ciri though, the actress who plays her is doing a good job but they did the character dirty with the whole using her blood to make her a witcher script... I like Cahir more than her, despite the armor and the fact that he is totally different from the books I think he makes a somewhat convincing villain in the first season. Could care less for the "epic escape" in season 2 but the sewer scenes were actually good imo.
Not going to Lie, but as a Triss fan, this Almost Triggered me. Almost...
Hey, Letalis! Am I wrong or in some of the old vids you were using the footages where Triss model was swapped with Uma? I rewatched a lot of your vids but can't find any I'm searching for
I may have used that at some point... there is a Triss/Uma mod but it's much less sophisticated than the Yen/Uma one :)
@@xLetalis thanks, for some reason i didnt consider searching for a mod
Still rather abused by Triss than seduced by Yen hahaha
I'm trying to romance yen on my 2nd playthrough but its hard to see sad triss
7:12 always finds a way to sneak this scene in. Lol.
Not all the people have read the books, watched the Netflix abomination, played other Witcher games except the third or care about those. In the Witcher 3, she is sweet, and Yennifer is the absolute satan.
Triss may have done a lot of shit but compared to yennefer she is an angel
besides the theory that lambert slept with triss is completely baseless and has been disproven numerous times
The worst part about Witcher 3 Triss is that she has no character flaws, which can be argued to be bad writing.
Book Triss had enough flaws for side character and she overcomes them by the end, Witcher 1 kind of replayed the same flaws, Witcher 2 replayed the same flaws again so I guess they decided they cannot give her same flaws again after all she went through, but seemingly she got no character flaws instead.
Even though this an April Fools joke it doesn’t stop most everything you said from being facts 😂
I think i found a rare encounter in Novigrad, where can i contant you? (I tried looking it up on youtube but couldnt find it, but might be known to other people)
I messaged you on instagram about the detail please check
I can never get enough of your selling Ciri out edits. 😂😅 Bravo mate! 👏
Good thing you convinced me to go with Yen as a romance for my second playthrough. Thank you big time!
Triss has a sweetness to her that Yennefer doesn't have. I know most of this was a joke, but Triss has a sort of kindness that Geralt doesn't always know how to respond to, which is adorable. For me I see them as each other's better half.
the kindless is only towards Geralt though and only because she's thirsty. She betrays Yen and her "lil sis" terribly.
“Don’t get me started on the show”
No no, don’t get *me* started on the show
I found a serious detail in the whispering hillock quest in velen
The tree spirit was actually one of the crones.
During that ladies of the wood quest i chose to help the spirit.
Then after bring the steed, you get start ritual, trick it, or outright kill, then you get an optional dialogue "i found human remains" if you chose that, the spirit speaks to you in the voice of a crone.
Earlier in the quest geralt also says that her remains don't seem human. So I came to this conclusion.
Later after that when geralt speaks to the crones, there is a dialogue option about the spirit but it doesn't say much about her, only that she stood in their way preventing them from doing what they do now.
The spirit is the mother of the crones, there's a book that talks about it, it's called "She who knows"
Really? I didn't know about it until now. So far I've only played the games and that's all I could ever make sense about it.