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  • Опубликовано: 21 май 2024
  • thanks for watching me talk about this thing
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  • @aeweljrnold
    @aeweljrnold Год назад +15223

    As someone from the 18th century, we used the word “lest” all the time and it was fairly popular within school with the cool kids like myself.

    • @youre_mine
      @youre_mine Год назад +315

      it was also popular with 19th century kids- someone from that community

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic Год назад +248

      you can't just say perchance

    • @grimdarkmalarkey5402
      @grimdarkmalarkey5402 Год назад +302

      ​@@kai_fatallysapphicTwas within "mayhaps" I theirin found such a long vaunted solution to the echoing conundrum that plagued my waking mind with the most terrible of dreams of what other alternatives doth exist.

    • @skizzpulse
      @skizzpulse Год назад +116

      @@grimdarkmalarkey5402 I am laughing my buttocks off!

    • @dillondisney4732
      @dillondisney4732 Год назад +76

      Indeed good sire “lest” is one of my favourite words as one of the cool kids always dripped out in the finest red velvet as my parents were rather rich indeed *laughs in Victorian*

  • @stormyrosebud2878
    @stormyrosebud2878 Год назад +6378

    I love how his use of the word "lest" just got further and further from its actual definition throughout the video 😭

    • @adambeigel9760
      @adambeigel9760 Год назад +276

      He started off so strong

    • @Flareguy
      @Flareguy Год назад +269

      Lest you leave him alone for it

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 Год назад +100

      I always thought that “lest“ meant, or had the function of “ or“. For example, you must eat your vitamins, lest you have scurvy.

    • @omoomo3187
      @omoomo3187 Год назад +31

      @@hopesy12u4 john you strange boy

    • @sinistrality
      @sinistrality Год назад +24

      Like "intervention" in that episode of Always Sunny. By the time Frank uses it at the end it basically just means "timeout."

  • @FoodTheory
    @FoodTheory Год назад +12096

    Yeah I mean we're the only one that matters anyway 😤

  • @julesrules7297
    @julesrules7297 Год назад +1649

    You're way more chill than I'd be if I found a whole ring of self-spanking counterfeit stickers.

    • @josiea.3855
      @josiea.3855 Год назад +80

      this is the funniest comment I've ever read I think

    • @markfromfacebook
      @markfromfacebook Год назад +109

      this comment makes it sound like it's an underground scheme, like there's a whole organization dedicated to making and hiding stickers of danny spanking himself

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Год назад +42

      he seemed p grossed out tbh but at the same time i would not release an image of myself spanking me so it's not a possibility for most people...

    • @bigawesomewatermelon9511
      @bigawesomewatermelon9511 8 месяцев назад +19

      I would 100% buy official merch of Danny spanking himself. That clip was hilarious.

  • @StormyTalks
    @StormyTalks Год назад +4334

    He "just a theory'd" so hard it triggered a well-timed midroll ad.

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira Год назад +52

      Well played by Danny 😂

    • @goopygoober7810
      @goopygoober7810 Год назад +43

      That part was so funny I peed my pants a little

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +3

      yes

    • @spocite
      @spocite Год назад +38

      in case you didn’t know and for anyone else who doesn’t know danny gets to pick where the midrolls are inserted; he can put them anywhere he wants, he can put as many as he wants, midrolls are all up to the youtuber who runs the channel

    • @constonks
      @constonks Год назад +8

      Lol I wasn't watching the timecode and thought the video had ended there

  • @auroralunamon
    @auroralunamon Год назад +16747

    at this point I am completely convinced that Danny actually has no clue what he looks like cuz why was he so genuinely unsure about wether that guy with the hair was just an edited pic of him or not

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 Год назад +326

      Maybe he's got face blindness or something similar?

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Год назад +368

      @@PhoebeTheFairy56 He is literally just joking. Also, plenty of people look like other people, it's weird but it's not new or uncommon.

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 Год назад +80

      @@nomoretwitterhandles i never said anything about plenty of people *not* looking like other people

    • @ronnielyn19
      @ronnielyn19 Год назад +131

      ​@@PhoebeTheFairy56 quite the opposite. He knows exactly how he looks like, and he thibks that pic look like him because, i mean, just take a look at the hair, eyes and nose lol.

    • @TheMirksta
      @TheMirksta Год назад +86

      The Jerma effect

  • @alexmacc2469
    @alexmacc2469 Год назад +2949

    I’m so glad he addressed the “removing Danny’s facial features” thing because it’s been haunting me for a week

    • @elosneeze
      @elosneeze Год назад +45

      LMFAO ive been praying for this video of him addressing it 😂😂😂

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 6 месяцев назад +6

      It was obnoxious :/

    • @LordDomielOfElysium
      @LordDomielOfElysium 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@pap-frhave fun dude

    • @user-pl4wr6sd5d
      @user-pl4wr6sd5d 3 месяца назад

      Lmaoo

    • @izznazhanzur
      @izznazhanzur 2 месяца назад

      i'm pm

  • @pastel_gh0st322
    @pastel_gh0st322 Год назад +600

    6:11 "I'm gonna tell that to my kids someday" He was dropping us hints

    • @rey_rose_draws
      @rey_rose_draws 8 месяцев назад +5

      Wait does he have kids??

    • @limesandlemons1367
      @limesandlemons1367 8 месяцев назад +59

      @@rey_rose_draws Laura's gregnant !

    • @rey_rose_draws
      @rey_rose_draws 8 месяцев назад +55

      @@limesandlemons1367 Gregspecting

    • @emamacitas
      @emamacitas 7 месяцев назад +47

      ​@@rey_rose_draws Laura gregbirthed

    • @mckaylamurphy5336
      @mckaylamurphy5336 6 месяцев назад +25

      Fr I’m watching this in November after his son was born and I’m so happy for him and Laura😭

  • @mh2120
    @mh2120 Год назад +6772

    The lack of sparkling water in this episode really squishes my bones

    • @beautifulgorgeousman
      @beautifulgorgeousman Год назад +77

      ah, it snapped my nerves

    • @julieneff9408
      @julieneff9408 Год назад +51

      Same. I found that Kroger brand has a couple of new flavors he ought to try on camera. The blue raspberry one is pretty good.

    • @brynleekoch6204
      @brynleekoch6204 Год назад +44

      Agreed my bones are getting squishy

    • @Nolan-W
      @Nolan-W Год назад +27

      My bones have already been stolen from my sleep peralasis demon, Danny.

    • @kio4173
      @kio4173 Год назад +17

      Do they get squishy at night time?

  • @wildchild69
    @wildchild69 Год назад +6331

    Guys, I think this is the channel where Danny likes to get a little goofy and a little wacky.

    • @greerisnotcool
      @greerisnotcool Год назад +126

      that's an interesting point of view, i never thought of that!

    • @emilee-has-legs
      @emilee-has-legs Год назад +68

      you might have a point, as on his other channel he is by far more serious and reserved

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 Год назад +37

      Could be a little goofier with... La Croix

    • @mmmmmmmmmb5911
      @mmmmmmmmmb5911 Год назад +1

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @diegocangetit
      @diegocangetit Год назад +14

      shit dude you're onto something !

  • @irohsteacup
    @irohsteacup Год назад +1236

    Danny is the exact opposite of a person with a mustache.

  • @80sififreak
    @80sififreak Год назад +725

    Greg was such an honored rat, with his charm and chillness...
    Now, let us all have a moment of silence for our fallen Greg...
    May he rest in peace... we will miss you, Greg. 🐁

    • @sweetiedropsesteam3438
      @sweetiedropsesteam3438 Год назад +17

      All the Gregs go to Greg heaven 🙏

    • @80sififreak
      @80sififreak Год назад +17

      @@sweetiedropsesteam3438 Gregven.... and there we will see our beloved fallen Greg

    • @loveforLPS
      @loveforLPS 2 месяца назад

      rip greg

  • @StrayStayKidsYT
    @StrayStayKidsYT Год назад +5474

    I love when Danny gets a little bit goofy. And wacky.

  • @RETR0FLESH
    @RETR0FLESH Год назад +782

    genuinely surprised that he's used "nary" in a song but has never used "lest" in a video before. came for the vines, stayed for the archaic vocabulary expansion

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +17

      What a time to be alive!

    • @moonstrifflimestone5493
      @moonstrifflimestone5493 10 месяцев назад +14

      I'm tired, so I thought you said "came for the veins" at first and was. Supremely confused.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 10 месяцев назад +15

      @@moonstrifflimestone5493 I mean Danny does have pretty great veins

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 месяца назад +2

      # _there is nary a doubt, I am the slime king_ #

    • @elephorofonius
      @elephorofonius 2 месяца назад

      @@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsabut i feel so alone :( will you be my slime queeen?

  • @ozzo1121
    @ozzo1121 Год назад +334

    6:11 this part is hittin different now! Congrats Danny 🎉🎉

    • @scarletfrederick420
      @scarletfrederick420 Год назад +25

      I was looking for someone to say something about this!

    • @stitchizgay
      @stitchizgay Год назад +1

      Ik

    • @divit187
      @divit187 11 месяцев назад +1

      How is it hittin different?

    • @stitchizgay
      @stitchizgay 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@divit187 they are having a baby

    • @divit187
      @divit187 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@stitchizgay I know that, I'm just confused as to how it changes anything.

  • @ava7231
    @ava7231 Год назад +212

    I was focused on Danny’s hoodie strings tied into a bow for the entire duration of this video

    • @shaquilleoatmeal7389
      @shaquilleoatmeal7389 Год назад +13

      same it’s mesmerising how perfectly they’re tied

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Год назад +4

      @@shaquilleoatmeal7389 now i gotta look~

    • @lakenjackson5811
      @lakenjackson5811 10 месяцев назад +2

      I know it's adorbs. 🎀😅

  • @nickotein4209
    @nickotein4209 Год назад +2012

    These videos always make the reddit seem way funnier than it actually is
    I dont know how many more removing dannys facial features I can take

    • @ronnielyn19
      @ronnielyn19 Год назад +61

      SLENDERMAN DANNY
      SLENDERMAN DANNY

    • @NadieSombraro
      @NadieSombraro Год назад +7

      For real 😂

    • @lovem7105
      @lovem7105 Год назад +94

      It is me removing the facial features 😈 I will not stop

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Год назад +64

      ngl i chuckled at his comments way more than any of the reddit content he showed
      hes just a goofy wacky boi

    • @gabriellebilderback1633
      @gabriellebilderback1633 Год назад +72

      @@lovem7105 you made the subreddit intolerable this month, no hate.

  • @laragalc
    @laragalc Год назад +4099

    i never go on reddit, but having a Danny focused subreddit may finally convince me, he has managed to create a nice community

    • @plsdontbanmeagainyoulibtards
      @plsdontbanmeagainyoulibtards Год назад +21

      RIP another one lost

    • @NadieSombraro
      @NadieSombraro Год назад +167

      I mean, the community is nice, but a little repetitive. It's usually the 3 same jokes over and over again.

    • @laragalc
      @laragalc Год назад +114

      @@NadieSombraro there's a sense of familiarity and comfort that comes with the repetetiveness though

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Год назад +82

      nah. ive been on reddit since 2012. save yourself while you can

    • @NaderVaderYT
      @NaderVaderYT Год назад +33

      dont do it

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier Год назад +145

    11:21 "okay, this motherfucker is still removing my facial features" is my new favourite sentence

  • @linseyfilms358
    @linseyfilms358 Год назад +97

    Bro the “bones are getting squishy” gets me every time without fail

  • @Merpsicles
    @Merpsicles Год назад +6423

    Bold of them to make an entire website claiming to be his official merch site. I think it's time to slap them with a little bit of legal.
    Edit: man Doodles goin wild down there
    Edit 2: homie changed their name to "stopmotionepicness." Don't be fooled by this new facade.

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers Год назад +18

      Great idea! He should waste money on something that doesn't affect him

    • @danielgrant4560
      @danielgrant4560 Год назад +627

      ​@@doodleBurgersIf they sell merch that's similar to the stuff he sells, he could be losing business. It could also affect his rep if people believe its him and end up with bad quality merch or get scammed.

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea Год назад +89

      I found this site when I was looking for his merch site!

    • @yawninglion1677
      @yawninglion1677 Год назад +404

      @@doodleBurgers How does it not affect him, it's literally plagiarism and scamming while using his identity.

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers Год назад +4

      @Yawning Lion 1. It's not scamming or plagiarism
      2. He doesn't sell those stickers anyways
      3. There are billions of sites like that and wasting time and money to take down one is pointless

  • @wasteland.baby.
    @wasteland.baby. Год назад +1926

    videos two days in a row AND dannys hair is grown back? what else could a greg ask for 🥴

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies Год назад +103

      Also there's a new jarvis video w him!

    • @wiseluck5895
      @wiseluck5895 Год назад +18

      @@beesbrownies Watched it I loved it.

    • @elisabethkohrman7697
      @elisabethkohrman7697 Год назад +6

      @@beesbrownies one of the best ones

    • @heavenonearth3316
      @heavenonearth3316 Год назад +12

      3 if you count the one with Jarvis

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Год назад +1

      @@beesbrownies you mean there's a new danny gonzalez video with jarvis?
      wait, who are we talking about?

  • @joonster2342
    @joonster2342 Год назад +81

    “When I have kids”AND DANNY JUST REVEALED THAT HES HAVING A KID😔

    • @veregwen
      @veregwen 3 месяца назад

      Is that jimin in your pfp

  • @celestecombs7160
    @celestecombs7160 Год назад +78

    WHEN your a dad. Foreshadowing.

  • @neutral.chaotic
    @neutral.chaotic Год назад +638

    domestic rats make great pets! they're super smart, trainable, and their personalities are like little puppy dogs with grabby hands. they love interacting with you and they're cleaner than household cats. my rats always smelled like marshmallows and they would lick my tears from my face when I was going through a hard time. I cannot recommend pet rats enough!

    • @willarooo
      @willarooo Год назад +73

      my rats always smelled like orange blossoms!! it's so interesting how pretty they smell

    • @justagalwhocomments
      @justagalwhocomments Год назад +12

      now i want another me

    • @timmyturner7997
      @timmyturner7997 Год назад +17

      that’s amazing lol i want to get a rat but my parents don’t want me to cuz they think it’s gross :(

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Год назад +40

      @@timmyturner7997 it's no more or less gross than a hamster, dog, cat, goldfish, or any other pet.

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro Год назад +87

      Unfortunately they only live for two ish yearsm I think I'm on my last one for a while because I can't deal with the grief every two to three years. My favorite thing is when you "wrestle" them with your hand they'll bounce around all happy and then run back and wrestle you back. I used to have one that learned how to open her cage and would come sleep on my stomach.
      Rats are amazing pets. Just wish they lived longer.

  • @inhaleknives8598
    @inhaleknives8598 Год назад +437

    matpats voice is so haunting if you don't listen to it for a while

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez Год назад +43

      He keeps showing up in advertisements for an Amazon prime movie and I keep being jumpscared by it

    • @tarantuIas
      @tarantuIas Год назад +25

      it sounds fake lmao

    • @thekitkatlizard8661
      @thekitkatlizard8661 Год назад +64

      ​@@tarantuIas at this point matpat has enough videos to make a flawless ai voice for him, especially with the way he already sounds 💀

    • @talkingharvs
      @talkingharvs Год назад +1

      bangin out the tunes

    • @torivorbeck6649
      @torivorbeck6649 Год назад +11

      @@thekitkatlizard8661 people have been able to stitch his voice together to create fake videos 💀. if you look up "game theory be like" one will pop up. And he reacted to one once, and it definitely wasent the one that shows up, but it was done weirdly well lol. I can't find it anywhere tho, can't remember where he reacted to it.

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway Год назад +223

    i love how danny still gets surprised by how batshit crazy his fanbase is

  • @danielarinaldi2051
    @danielarinaldi2051 Год назад +86

    a Danny x MatPat crossover was the last thing i expected to see in my lifetime but oh boy am i happy that I've got to see it

  • @doginahood5204
    @doginahood5204 Год назад +537

    I like to think that In the time between videos, Danny sits in a room and does absolutely nothing but think of video ideas until he gets one random one and records

    • @alexanderhamilton00
      @alexanderhamilton00 Год назад +15

      Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he did that

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender Год назад

      @@alexanderhamilton00why are you homosexual

    • @Matheus_39
      @Matheus_39 Год назад +4

      i think he has a twin or sum

  • @sznnitty
    @sznnitty Год назад +740

    Who’s the most notorious rip off of Danny Gonzalez now? I’ll get on it too as Donny Gonzolly.

  • @mauveeispooks
    @mauveeispooks Год назад +61

    9:06 BAHAHA THE WAY DANNY REACTS TO THE SECOND ONE

    • @Al___
      @Al___ 5 месяцев назад +14

      "...dafuq?"🤨

  • @Scrufflelump
    @Scrufflelump 10 месяцев назад +30

    It's so sad to realize that, now that Danny is going to be a dad, he's not going to talk to his kid until they're 3. 😥

  • @altheachamomile
    @altheachamomile Год назад +758

    I have a lot of health issues and I watch you on the painful and hard days. You make me laugh a lot. Thank you

    • @hicsuntdracones9065
      @hicsuntdracones9065 Год назад +62

      Do you have the squishy bones?

    • @frankiesayspanic
      @frankiesayspanic Год назад +30

      hey same! here’s to better days :)

    • @idk-mq8vn
      @idk-mq8vn Год назад +15

      Here's to better days!

    • @hicsuntdracones9065
      @hicsuntdracones9065 Год назад +44

      @@pap-fr Wow man, it was for Danny not you. So self absorbed

    • @tomkyxl
      @tomkyxl Год назад

      i think you have health issue because of you laughing

  • @glitterytrash
    @glitterytrash Год назад +277

    I'd buy a trash can with a a Danny sticker on it please make it happen
    Edit: extra garbage dust too please

  • @littleprettyfairy
    @littleprettyfairy 5 месяцев назад +23

    coming back to remind everyone that danny said he wasn’t going to talk to his kid until they are 3 so im holding him to this now that he has one

  • @merciedo7101
    @merciedo7101 Месяц назад +27

    watching this video after danny had his kid lmfao 6:02

  • @Sunrisesoul1656
    @Sunrisesoul1656 Год назад +1133

    Danny is a little subreddit boi
    Edit: OMG TYSM never have I ever had this many likes lol

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 Год назад +24

      He is being a little bit goofy, and being a bit wacky

    • @GeraldHonkenHitcher
      @GeraldHonkenHitcher Год назад +8

      @@alimousatabets5751 He is indeed in a little goofy and wacky mood

    • @madeegaindraws
      @madeegaindraws Год назад +14

      @@GeraldHonkenHitchercould be a little goofier…with La Croix

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 Год назад +4

      @@madeegaindraws this is a channel where we can get goofy and abit wacky

    • @marzizzo
      @marzizzo Год назад +6

      derogatory

  • @shortposeidon
    @shortposeidon Год назад +54

    8:14 I wasn't looking and I legit thought MatPat was talking. Spot-on impression

  • @tiffanyo4182
    @tiffanyo4182 Год назад +63

    Danny: “when I have kids”
    October: 👶
    so excited congrats guys!!!

    • @LordDomielOfElysium
      @LordDomielOfElysium 5 месяцев назад

      Oh right I didn’t know it was common knowledge that he was preganat 6 months ago haha

  • @olivialanker6744
    @olivialanker6744 Год назад +27

    This is so small but danny saying 'my hair got different' instead of 'my hair changed' hit me in the giggles

  • @SwimmingInSunlight
    @SwimmingInSunlight Год назад +126

    Danny is such a goof about the fake merch thing, surely he can't have forgotten collabing with Eddy Burbank on a video about that topic!

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Год назад +1

      right? how could he forget his iconic video with eddie berback!

    • @SwimmingInSunlight
      @SwimmingInSunlight Год назад +4

      @@goldenmolelover you ought not to be goofing on me for misspelling Eddi Borback, surely 😆

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Год назад +6

      @@SwimmingInSunlight my apologies, its rude to mock someone for misspelling edde bobeck

  • @Glockenspiel8
    @Glockenspiel8 Год назад +354

    Why did I actually start crying when Danny said bye to Greg the rat

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers Год назад +3

      Because you're emotionally immature?

    • @youyeedyourlasthaw
      @youyeedyourlasthaw Год назад +77

      @@doodleBurgers Jesus Christ

    • @Glockenspiel8
      @Glockenspiel8 Год назад +44

      Calm down, someone’s pet died omg, Danny was super respectful about it and I thought that was really sweet

    • @rainwatering
      @rainwatering Год назад +56

      ​@@doodleBurgers that's not what emotionally immature means. i would argue that your reply is a better example of being emotionally immature.

    • @legendarywatermelon946
      @legendarywatermelon946 Год назад +5

      @@doodleBurgers ☹️👎

  • @reif4557
    @reif4557 3 месяца назад +16

    Hello, Danny. You have had your first child - does he know he's not allowed to speak to you until he is three years old? 🧐🧐

  • @rach2725
    @rach2725 Год назад +25

    "when i have kids one day"
    well then.

  • @ricardocloo
    @ricardocloo Год назад +38

    I once replied to a fake celebrity scammer who told me kind of the same thing. They ask how you want to be paid (I sent them a PayPal link), but before they pay you, they send you a message that you need to buy them a gift card for x amount of money to gain their trust, it's really dumb

    • @K_sawftie
      @K_sawftie Год назад +5

      That seems legit.

    • @ricardocloo
      @ricardocloo Год назад +3

      @Kendra yeah it's a pretty common tactic for scammers, I don't think many people fall for it though, at least I hope so xD

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess Год назад +23

      They sent me money to use for gift cards. I blocked them and bought groceries. I got lucky with a very dumb scammer

    • @ricardocloo
      @ricardocloo Год назад +2

      @@HighAsHeckPriestess damn, that's amazing xD

  • @emilyaronson9974
    @emilyaronson9974 Год назад +15

    no sparkling water in this video directly led to danny choking at 8:22

  • @celo7carvalho
    @celo7carvalho Год назад +27

    Danny I’m a practitioner of a Afro-Brazilian religion where we evoke spirits and even incorporate them. And it never bothers me when classy, good and creative people make fun of “paranormal/religious” things. I loved that video

  • @imaperson3512
    @imaperson3512 Год назад +26

    Danny- “when I have kids”
    (Instagram post a few days later)

  • @thejoeman0123
    @thejoeman0123 Год назад +74

    Danny freaking out over his merch getting stolen even with fake danny shop websites means he hasn't watched the video with Eddy going over this exact situation. He even brought Drew in because of the road work meme

  • @parkerhartzler
    @parkerhartzler Год назад +30

    from 11:50 - I'm literally the person in the photo! A.K.A Jimmy Numale. I can confirm Danny, this is indeed not you :)

  • @MoistBitching
    @MoistBitching 5 месяцев назад +14

    “When I have kids” then casually has a child

  • @firstperulastperu
    @firstperulastperu Год назад +19

    not danny getting pissed off at that removing his body parts "this motherfucker still removing my facial feature" lmfao 11:17

    • @veregwen
      @veregwen 3 месяца назад

      Omg fellow army 💜 hi

  • @labcabincaliforniasblacksunday
    @labcabincaliforniasblacksunday 5 месяцев назад +14

    Oh no now Danny's newborn son can't talk to him until he's 3

  • @forg_frog
    @forg_frog Год назад +155

    Danny is so whimsical and fun

  • @alexreid1173
    @alexreid1173 3 месяца назад +12

    The joke about him not talking to his kids until they’re three certainly has aged lol

    • @hippyhop33
      @hippyhop33 3 месяца назад

      how come?

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 2 месяца назад +1

      @@hippyhop33danny hasn’t talked to his kids in 3 years.
      jk he just has a kid now but i wouldn’t say this aged poorly..?

    • @hippyhop33
      @hippyhop33 Месяц назад

      @@lamibonxd 😭😭 yh i think the wording confused me, i thought they were saying he now has nothing to do with his new kid 😭

  • @adelaidejohnson6546
    @adelaidejohnson6546 Год назад +21

    A sticker of Danny spanking himself has got to be the best reward for doing well on a test

  • @ReecesCrushedToPieces
    @ReecesCrushedToPieces Год назад +43

    7:44 Matpat actually avidly watches your channel :DD

  • @ericakat6322
    @ericakat6322 Год назад +166

    The way dannys mocking mattpat with seemingly so much vitriol is killing me for no reason

  • @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-
    @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- 7 месяцев назад +16

    6:00 😂
    Oh no, he has a child now doesn’t he 😭

  • @aeryn8134
    @aeryn8134 2 месяца назад +6

    The “when i have a baby” comment 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @andybanana1505
    @andybanana1505 Год назад +100

    5:18 I'm lowkey just freaking out about how humanlike Greg the rats hands are. RIP Greg

    • @emmathelovewitch
      @emmathelovewitch Год назад +10

      Ikr the nails too

    • @JiroAKA
      @JiroAKA Год назад +2

      Were*

    • @teasp00ns
      @teasp00ns Год назад +20

      I used to have rats, their grabby little hands are the funniest things. If I handed them a cheerio it looked like they were steering a car lol

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts Год назад +4

      He's just a lil guy :(

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts Год назад +1

      ​@@teasp00ns this gen made my day

  • @SymphonyOfTheMind.
    @SymphonyOfTheMind. Год назад +28

    Oh god, the more his hair whitens then more formal his language gets…

  • @goofiestgoobster
    @goofiestgoobster 11 месяцев назад +9

    the fake call segment is even more goofier because now he will have a child
    “not unless you’re *three* bud.”

  • @Camila1010
    @Camila1010 Год назад +34

    Confirmed, Matpat is obsessed with Danny

  • @LHZOZ777
    @LHZOZ777 Год назад +66

    11:00 YEESSS Danny is still based‼️‼️

    • @urheehoo
      @urheehoo Год назад +14

      agreed

    • @clarabel_adoring
      @clarabel_adoring 11 месяцев назад +18

      🏳️‍⚧️🎉

    • @kevalyarathore223
      @kevalyarathore223 4 месяца назад +2

      What is so based about it?

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 4 месяца назад

      ​​@@kevalyarathore223 Apparently pretending like biology isn't a thing and that sex doesn't exist is "based" despite it erasing what women experience and go through and removing all language to talk about our bodies (but conveniently not anything to do w men) in favor of a man made set of cultural sterotypes that don't accurately or at all describe either sex is "still based"

    • @Analsexonyoutubekids
      @Analsexonyoutubekids 3 месяца назад +1

      Nah

  • @lemoninacoconut6460
    @lemoninacoconut6460 Год назад +11

    “my kids someday..” HITS DIFFERENT NOW 😭😭

  • @highoninfinity
    @highoninfinity Год назад +239

    its a small thing but it means a lot that you called out sunnyv2's awful transphobia, as a trans person its really scary for us right now so its comforting to see someone i look up to being on our side

    • @crablessinbaltimore
      @crablessinbaltimore Год назад +35

      fr it's so nice to see :') someday things will get better for us

    • @xXAcidBathXx
      @xXAcidBathXx Год назад +19

      Let’s hope more people will keep supporting us……. we really need it

    • @dennistmennace
      @dennistmennace Год назад +21

      I thought more people would have mentioned this, but I’m glad he said something. Even though it’s not a main channel vid, I’m sure at some point that guy will end up seeing this & hopefully realize how gross he’s been.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 11 месяцев назад +10

      To you and everyone replying it will get better, the world has had to improve to reach where we are now, which means that the world can climb the ladder to being less horrible because we’re already up a few steps. Good luck to y’all, may you all see the rainbow after the storm

    • @cwahlb1
      @cwahlb1 11 месяцев назад +8

      🏳️‍⚧️♥️

  • @celeste6943
    @celeste6943 Год назад +40

    11:16 just his passive aggressiveness 😂

  • @RedEyesSV
    @RedEyesSV Год назад +16

    That cut from Danny coughing to an ad was great

  • @spideyxalmighty695
    @spideyxalmighty695 Год назад +33

    3:39 As someone from the caribbean, maybe i should start leaving stickers in random touristic places so americans find them and go "huh?"

  • @wiafrac
    @wiafrac Год назад +28

    8:50 Danny should make that his merch tbh

    • @littlewolfgirl8707
      @littlewolfgirl8707 6 месяцев назад +5

      Lol you were right

    • @wiafrac
      @wiafrac 6 месяцев назад

      @@littlewolfgirl8707 I SAW!!! definitely buying ✊

  • @sophie-yp4tb
    @sophie-yp4tb Год назад +14

    Me collecting times Danny mentions his “future children” in his recent videos like infinity stones 6:12

  • @Raincally
    @Raincally Год назад +94

    8:20 How he increased his range on his voice had me laughing

  • @TinyGhosty
    @TinyGhosty Год назад +28

    LOL I had to rewatch "Lest me looking like a FOOL" multiple times, the timing and face edit is hilarious.

  • @kasey-yeahwooooo4207
    @kasey-yeahwooooo4207 3 месяца назад +7

    6:13 oh no… now that Danny is a father, this is so funny

  • @rowenjohnston9468
    @rowenjohnston9468 Год назад +8

    “When I have kids someday” when the pregnancy announcement came out like a week later

  • @Mushroom_soup0407
    @Mushroom_soup0407 Год назад +48

    5:57 Well I have an Android, and I'M gonna get it

    • @Mushroom_soup0407
      @Mushroom_soup0407 Год назад +21

      It was severely underwhelming

    • @banana_365iguess
      @banana_365iguess Год назад +10

      ​@@Mushroom_soup0407 tell us more pleaseeeeee

    • @Mushroom_soup0407
      @Mushroom_soup0407 9 месяцев назад +17

      @@banana_365iguess the FaceTime was just a clip of his video looping over and over again. And the funniest thing, is that the call function, isn't even his voice! It's just this random dude

    • @banana_365iguess
      @banana_365iguess 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@Mushroom_soup0407wait what?!

    • @Mushroom_soup0407
      @Mushroom_soup0407 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@banana_365iguess Ikr???

  • @chlojo1231
    @chlojo1231 Год назад +40

    Danny using Pop Culture's full government name 5:28

  • @lizzheckmann-tf9ts
    @lizzheckmann-tf9ts 2 месяца назад +3

    Now he can tell his son "not till your 3 bud"

  • @milftractor
    @milftractor Год назад +9

    “when i have kids” oh well boy do i have a surprise for you

    • @electricelmaha4033
      @electricelmaha4033 Год назад +1

      YESSSSS
      Though he probably knew she was pregnant at this point

    • @electricelmaha4033
      @electricelmaha4033 Год назад

      I just noticed this was 12 days ago. He definitely knew lol

    • @3daniku
      @3daniku Год назад

      ​@@electricelmaha4033 it might be prerecorded

  • @averytrexel
    @averytrexel Год назад +27

    recovering from surgery and Not Having A Good Time right now. this’ll be a great distraction, thanks dan :)

    • @g.j.9515
      @g.j.9515 Год назад +4

      hope you feel better soon fellow greg

    • @averytrexel
      @averytrexel Год назад +3

      @@g.j.9515 thanks fellow greg 💞

    • @g.j.9515
      @g.j.9515 Год назад +4

      @@averytrexel watch out if youre on antibiotics greg. having infections and bowel problems post surgery arent fun, take probiotics afterwards. quick recovery be upon ye

    • @averytrexel
      @averytrexel Год назад +3

      @@g.j.9515 i truly appreciate it, greg. no antibiotics, just metal in my ankle.

  • @jackieedgin4849
    @jackieedgin4849 Год назад +112

    it’s always a good day when danny posts

  • @mikaelabarnes4262
    @mikaelabarnes4262 11 месяцев назад +5

    6:13 "when i have kids", coming back to this after his announcement is making me emotional 😭

  • @madisonguffey8114
    @madisonguffey8114 Год назад +9

    “when i have kids” YOU HAVE A KID NOW

  • @SpinorexProductions
    @SpinorexProductions Год назад +25

    11:55 jimmy neutron

  • @the.only.real.batman
    @the.only.real.batman 5 месяцев назад +4

    dont forget to tell your kid that he cant talk to you until hes 3

  • @ethanroy5628
    @ethanroy5628 Год назад +32

    When Danny said “when” I have kids, this guy knew what he was doing😏

  • @Max-nm3me
    @Max-nm3me Год назад +11

    6:11 bro was foreshadowing

  • @prnklinfierc
    @prnklinfierc Год назад +52

    As a certified lest user, I am bothered by Danny's misuse at 2:34

    • @Hannah-uf1qk
      @Hannah-uf1qk Год назад

      It was a joke

    • @prnklinfierc
      @prnklinfierc Год назад +19

      @@Hannah-uf1qk calling myself a "certified lest user" is also a joke. Im not actually bothered

    • @Hannah-uf1qk
      @Hannah-uf1qk Год назад

      @@prnklinfierc K

  • @Elden_Lean
    @Elden_Lean Год назад +7

    I also agree that now is a great time to bring "lest" back. Very underrated word, and it sounds cool. Heard it in a Nile song about 12 years ago and I've used it pretty regularly since then

  • @backgroundcharacter32
    @backgroundcharacter32 Год назад +5

    6:10 “when i have kids”
    it was sooner than we thought

  • @jeremyschapstick
    @jeremyschapstick Год назад +7

    THE FORESHADOWING IN THIS VIDEO??? OH MY GOD

  • @Imdying69
    @Imdying69 Год назад +34

    5:13 the mouse looks like danny

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Год назад +4

      Rat*

    • @HMZ1
      @HMZ1 Год назад +12

      @@englishatheart yeah, that mouse DOES look like a rat

    • @Imdying69
      @Imdying69 Год назад +8

      @@englishatheartit doesn't matter what it is but it looks like danny thats all that matters

  • @CenturyGuard
    @CenturyGuard Год назад +30

    4:43 I can see the resemblance

  • @jarnold
    @jarnold Год назад +15

    7:59
    this made my day, no, my year. thank you

  • @S...O___S...
    @S...O___S... 4 месяца назад +6

    Am watching in 2024: can confirm Danny has still not spoken to his son yet

  • @justagalwhocomments
    @justagalwhocomments Год назад +45

    9:38 GOT ME DYING

    • @koyikro
      @koyikro Год назад +7

      WUH WUH WUH

  • @Phildough
    @Phildough Год назад +21

    This is all secretly damage control. Danny has played the lookalike meme to his advantage and set up a network of Danny scams.

  • @erin0322
    @erin0322 3 месяца назад +6

    6:09 danny you’d better not be speaking to your child any time soon

  • @coletteremie
    @coletteremie Год назад +11

    omg as a pet rat owner and a vet student I legit teared up at Danny’s eulogy for Greg the Rat 🤧 I really hope the owner sees this video

    • @rosanalle123
      @rosanalle123 Год назад +4

      ITS MY RAT I LITERALLT CHOKED WHEN I SAW THIS

    • @ryliemartin124
      @ryliemartin124 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@rosanalle123 that’s so sweet and sorry for your loss 🫶🫶🫶