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  • @auroralunamon
    @auroralunamon Год назад +17667

    at this point I am completely convinced that Danny actually has no clue what he looks like cuz why was he so genuinely unsure about wether that guy with the hair was just an edited pic of him or not

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 Год назад +342

      Maybe he's got face blindness or something similar?

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles Год назад +393

      @@PhoebeTheFairy56 He is literally just joking. Also, plenty of people look like other people, it's weird but it's not new or uncommon.

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 Год назад +87

      @@nomoretwitterhandles i never said anything about plenty of people *not* looking like other people

    • @ronnielyn19
      @ronnielyn19 Год назад +145

      ​@@PhoebeTheFairy56 quite the opposite. He knows exactly how he looks like, and he thibks that pic look like him because, i mean, just take a look at the hair, eyes and nose lol.

    • @TheMirksta
      @TheMirksta Год назад +92

      The Jerma effect

  • @stormyrosebud2878
    @stormyrosebud2878 Год назад +7383

    I love how his use of the word "lest" just got further and further from its actual definition throughout the video 😭

    • @adambeigel
      @adambeigel Год назад +339

      He started off so strong

    • @Flareguy
      @Flareguy Год назад +324

      Lest you leave him alone for it

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 Год назад +126

      I always thought that “lest“ meant, or had the function of “ or“. For example, you must eat your vitamins, lest you have scurvy.

    • @omoomo3187
      @omoomo3187 Год назад +42

      @@hopesy12u4 john you strange boy

    • @sinistrality
      @sinistrality Год назад +31

      Like "intervention" in that episode of Always Sunny. By the time Frank uses it at the end it basically just means "timeout."

  • @aeweljrnold
    @aeweljrnold Год назад +16605

    As someone from the 18th century, we used the word “lest” all the time and it was fairly popular within school with the cool kids like myself.

    • @youre_mine
      @youre_mine Год назад +341

      it was also popular with 19th century kids- someone from that community

    • @kai_maceration
      @kai_maceration Год назад +270

      you can't just say perchance

    • @grimdarkmalarkey5402
      @grimdarkmalarkey5402 Год назад +324

      ​@@kai_macerationTwas within "mayhaps" I theirin found such a long vaunted solution to the echoing conundrum that plagued my waking mind with the most terrible of dreams of what other alternatives doth exist.

    • @skizzpulse
      @skizzpulse Год назад +129

      @@grimdarkmalarkey5402 I am laughing my buttocks off!

    • @dillondisney4732
      @dillondisney4732 Год назад +84

      Indeed good sire “lest” is one of my favourite words as one of the cool kids always dripped out in the finest red velvet as my parents were rather rich indeed *laughs in Victorian*

  • @FoodTheory
    @FoodTheory Год назад +16001

    Yeah I mean we're the only one that matters anyway 😤

  • @julesrules7297
    @julesrules7297 Год назад +2556

    You're way more chill than I'd be if I found a whole ring of self-spanking counterfeit stickers.

    • @josiea.3855
      @josiea.3855 Год назад +110

      this is the funniest comment I've ever read I think

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Год назад +60

      he seemed p grossed out tbh but at the same time i would not release an image of myself spanking me so it's not a possibility for most people...

    • @bigawesomewatermelon9511
      @bigawesomewatermelon9511 Год назад +29

      I would 100% buy official merch of Danny spanking himself. That clip was hilarious.

    • @screamingbegins4688
      @screamingbegins4688 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@markfromfacebookhonestly the temptation to buy them and hide them round my town is strong

  • @mh2120
    @mh2120 Год назад +7562

    The lack of sparkling water in this episode really squishes my bones

    • @worldwidefunnyguy
      @worldwidefunnyguy Год назад +84

      ah, it snapped my nerves

    • @julieneff9408
      @julieneff9408 Год назад +58

      Same. I found that Kroger brand has a couple of new flavors he ought to try on camera. The blue raspberry one is pretty good.

    • @brynleekoch6204
      @brynleekoch6204 Год назад +53

      Agreed my bones are getting squishy

    • @Nolan-W
      @Nolan-W Год назад +34

      My bones have already been stolen from my sleep peralasis demon, Danny.

    • @kio4173
      @kio4173 Год назад +20

      Do they get squishy at night time?

  • @StormyTalks
    @StormyTalks Год назад +4952

    He "just a theory'd" so hard it triggered a well-timed midroll ad.

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira Год назад +58

      Well played by Danny 😂

    • @goopygoober7810
      @goopygoober7810 Год назад +47

      That part was so funny I peed my pants a little

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +3

      yes

    • @spocite
      @spocite Год назад +42

      in case you didn’t know and for anyone else who doesn’t know danny gets to pick where the midrolls are inserted; he can put them anywhere he wants, he can put as many as he wants, midrolls are all up to the youtuber who runs the channel

    • @constonks
      @constonks Год назад +8

      Lol I wasn't watching the timecode and thought the video had ended there

  • @alexmacc2469
    @alexmacc2469 Год назад +3577

    I’m so glad he addressed the “removing Danny’s facial features” thing because it’s been haunting me for a week

    • @elosneeze
      @elosneeze Год назад +53

      LMFAO ive been praying for this video of him addressing it 😂😂😂

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Год назад +8

      It was obnoxious :/

    • @LordOfElysium
      @LordOfElysium Год назад +28

      @@pap-frhave fun dude

    • @Teachmepleaseeee
      @Teachmepleaseeee 11 месяцев назад +1

      Lmaoo

    • @izznazhanzur
      @izznazhanzur 10 месяцев назад

      i'm pm

  • @pastel_gh0st322
    @pastel_gh0st322 Год назад +940

    6:11 "I'm gonna tell that to my kids someday" He was dropping us hints

  • @irohsteacup
    @irohsteacup Год назад +1628

    Danny is the exact opposite of a person with a mustache.

  • @itonyamovie_13
    @itonyamovie_13 Год назад +6558

    Guys, I think this is the channel where Danny likes to get a little goofy and a little wacky.

    • @greerisnotcool
      @greerisnotcool Год назад +130

      that's an interesting point of view, i never thought of that!

    • @ems-got-legs
      @ems-got-legs Год назад +71

      you might have a point, as on his other channel he is by far more serious and reserved

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 Год назад +40

      Could be a little goofier with... La Croix

    • @mmmmmmmmmb5911
      @mmmmmmmmmb5911 Год назад +1

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @diegocangetit
      @diegocangetit Год назад +14

      shit dude you're onto something !

  • @RETR0FLESH
    @RETR0FLESH Год назад +984

    genuinely surprised that he's used "nary" in a song but has never used "lest" in a video before. came for the vines, stayed for the archaic vocabulary expansion

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +23

      What a time to be alive!

    • @moonstrifflimestone5493
      @moonstrifflimestone5493 Год назад +27

      I'm tired, so I thought you said "came for the veins" at first and was. Supremely confused.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +21

      @@moonstrifflimestone5493 I mean Danny does have pretty great veins

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 10 месяцев назад +9

      # _there is nary a doubt, I am the slime king_ #

    • @elephorofonius
      @elephorofonius 10 месяцев назад

      @@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsabut i feel so alone :( will you be my slime queeen?

  • @laragalc
    @laragalc Год назад +4203

    i never go on reddit, but having a Danny focused subreddit may finally convince me, he has managed to create a nice community

    • @plsdontbanmeagainyoulibtards
      @plsdontbanmeagainyoulibtards Год назад +21

      RIP another one lost

    • @NadieSombraro
      @NadieSombraro Год назад +169

      I mean, the community is nice, but a little repetitive. It's usually the 3 same jokes over and over again.

    • @laragalc
      @laragalc Год назад +118

      @@NadieSombraro there's a sense of familiarity and comfort that comes with the repetetiveness though

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Год назад +83

      nah. ive been on reddit since 2012. save yourself while you can

    • @NaderVaderYT
      @NaderVaderYT Год назад +33

      dont do it

  • @ava7231
    @ava7231 Год назад +355

    I was focused on Danny’s hoodie strings tied into a bow for the entire duration of this video

    • @shaquilleoatmeal7389
      @shaquilleoatmeal7389 Год назад +24

      same it’s mesmerising how perfectly they’re tied

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Год назад +8

      @@shaquilleoatmeal7389 now i gotta look~

    • @Mslakenxx
      @Mslakenxx Год назад +8

      I know it's adorbs. 🎀😅

    • @skorbly
      @skorbly 3 дня назад

      W8 that's so silly🤠

  • @linseyfilms358
    @linseyfilms358 Год назад +140

    Bro the “bones are getting squishy” gets me every time without fail

  • @inhaleknives8598
    @inhaleknives8598 Год назад +500

    matpats voice is so haunting if you don't listen to it for a while

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez Год назад +49

      He keeps showing up in advertisements for an Amazon prime movie and I keep being jumpscared by it

    • @tarantuIas
      @tarantuIas Год назад +26

      it sounds fake lmao

    • @talkingharvs
      @talkingharvs Год назад +3

      bangin out the tunes

    • @torivorbeck6649
      @torivorbeck6649 Год назад +14

      @TheKitKatLizard people have been able to stitch his voice together to create fake videos 💀. if you look up "game theory be like" one will pop up. And he reacted to one once, and it definitely wasent the one that shows up, but it was done weirdly well lol. I can't find it anywhere tho, can't remember where he reacted to it.

  • @StrayStayKidsYT
    @StrayStayKidsYT Год назад +5618

    I love when Danny gets a little bit goofy. And wacky.

  • @nickotein4209
    @nickotein4209 Год назад +2118

    These videos always make the reddit seem way funnier than it actually is
    I dont know how many more removing dannys facial features I can take

    • @ronnielyn19
      @ronnielyn19 Год назад +63

      SLENDERMAN DANNY
      SLENDERMAN DANNY

    • @NadieSombraro
      @NadieSombraro Год назад +8

      For real 😂

    • @marwalalalala
      @marwalalalala Год назад +96

      It is me removing the facial features 😈 I will not stop

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Год назад +67

      ngl i chuckled at his comments way more than any of the reddit content he showed
      hes just a goofy wacky boi

    • @gabriellebilderback1633
      @gabriellebilderback1633 Год назад +79

      @@marwalalalala you made the subreddit intolerable this month, no hate.

  • @ozzo1121
    @ozzo1121 Год назад +391

    6:11 this part is hittin different now! Congrats Danny 🎉🎉

    • @scarletfrederick420
      @scarletfrederick420 Год назад +26

      I was looking for someone to say something about this!

    • @stitchizgay
      @stitchizgay Год назад +1

      Ik

    • @divit187
      @divit187 Год назад +1

      How is it hittin different?

    • @stitchizgay
      @stitchizgay Год назад +5

      @@divit187 they are having a baby

    • @divit187
      @divit187 Год назад +1

      @@stitchizgay I know that, I'm just confused as to how it changes anything.

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier Год назад +215

    11:21 "okay, this motherfucker is still removing my facial features" is my new favourite sentence

  • @80sififreak
    @80sififreak Год назад +792

    Greg was such an honored rat, with his charm and chillness...
    Now, let us all have a moment of silence for our fallen Greg...
    May he rest in peace... we will miss you, Greg. 🐁

    • @sweetiedropsesteam3438
      @sweetiedropsesteam3438 Год назад +21

      All the Gregs go to Greg heaven 🙏

    • @80sififreak
      @80sififreak Год назад +20

      @@sweetiedropsesteam3438 Gregven.... and there we will see our beloved fallen Greg

    • @loveforLPS
      @loveforLPS 10 месяцев назад +1

      rip greg

    • @skorbly
      @skorbly 3 дня назад

      This Greg twas a good fellow we may never forget lest he be lost in our brains

  • @Merpsicles
    @Merpsicles Год назад +6453

    Bold of them to make an entire website claiming to be his official merch site. I think it's time to slap them with a little bit of legal.
    Edit: man Doodles goin wild down there
    Edit 2: homie changed their name to "stopmotionepicness." Don't be fooled by this new facade.

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers Год назад +18

      Great idea! He should waste money on something that doesn't affect him

    • @danielgrant4560
      @danielgrant4560 Год назад +631

      ​@@doodleBurgersIf they sell merch that's similar to the stuff he sells, he could be losing business. It could also affect his rep if people believe its him and end up with bad quality merch or get scammed.

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea Год назад +89

      I found this site when I was looking for his merch site!

    • @yawninglion1677
      @yawninglion1677 Год назад +407

      @@doodleBurgers How does it not affect him, it's literally plagiarism and scamming while using his identity.

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers Год назад +4

      @Yawning Lion 1. It's not scamming or plagiarism
      2. He doesn't sell those stickers anyways
      3. There are billions of sites like that and wasting time and money to take down one is pointless

  • @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m
    @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m Год назад +1956

    videos two days in a row AND dannys hair is grown back? what else could a greg ask for 🥴

    • @beesbrownies
      @beesbrownies Год назад +104

      Also there's a new jarvis video w him!

    • @Larzz1109
      @Larzz1109 Год назад +18

      @@beesbrownies Watched it I loved it.

    • @elisabethkohrman7697
      @elisabethkohrman7697 Год назад +6

      @@beesbrownies one of the best ones

    • @heavenonearth3316
      @heavenonearth3316 Год назад +12

      3 if you count the one with Jarvis

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Год назад +1

      @@beesbrownies you mean there's a new danny gonzalez video with jarvis?
      wait, who are we talking about?

  • @danielarinaldi2051
    @danielarinaldi2051 Год назад +107

    a Danny x MatPat crossover was the last thing i expected to see in my lifetime but oh boy am i happy that I've got to see it

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway Год назад +243

    i love how danny still gets surprised by how batshit crazy his fanbase is

  • @doginahood5204
    @doginahood5204 Год назад +563

    I like to think that In the time between videos, Danny sits in a room and does absolutely nothing but think of video ideas until he gets one random one and records

    • @alexanderhamilton00
      @alexanderhamilton00 Год назад +15

      Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if he did that

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender Год назад

      @@alexanderhamilton00why are you homosexual

    • @Matheus_39
      @Matheus_39 Год назад +4

      i think he has a twin or sum

  • @neutral.chaotic
    @neutral.chaotic Год назад +668

    domestic rats make great pets! they're super smart, trainable, and their personalities are like little puppy dogs with grabby hands. they love interacting with you and they're cleaner than household cats. my rats always smelled like marshmallows and they would lick my tears from my face when I was going through a hard time. I cannot recommend pet rats enough!

    • @willarooo
      @willarooo Год назад +77

      my rats always smelled like orange blossoms!! it's so interesting how pretty they smell

    • @justgonnacomment
      @justgonnacomment Год назад +12

      now i want another me

    • @timmyturner7997
      @timmyturner7997 Год назад +17

      that’s amazing lol i want to get a rat but my parents don’t want me to cuz they think it’s gross :(

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Год назад +42

      @@timmyturner7997 it's no more or less gross than a hamster, dog, cat, goldfish, or any other pet.

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro Год назад +89

      Unfortunately they only live for two ish yearsm I think I'm on my last one for a while because I can't deal with the grief every two to three years. My favorite thing is when you "wrestle" them with your hand they'll bounce around all happy and then run back and wrestle you back. I used to have one that learned how to open her cage and would come sleep on my stomach.
      Rats are amazing pets. Just wish they lived longer.

  • @altheachamomile
    @altheachamomile Год назад +777

    I have a lot of health issues and I watch you on the painful and hard days. You make me laugh a lot. Thank you

    • @hicsuntdracones9065
      @hicsuntdracones9065 Год назад +64

      Do you have the squishy bones?

    • @frankiesayspanic
      @frankiesayspanic Год назад +30

      hey same! here’s to better days :)

    • @idk-mq8vn
      @idk-mq8vn Год назад +15

      Here's to better days!

    • @hicsuntdracones9065
      @hicsuntdracones9065 Год назад +44

      @@pap-fr Wow man, it was for Danny not you. So self absorbed

    • @tomkyx1
      @tomkyx1 Год назад

      i think you have health issue because of you laughing

  • @celestecombs7160
    @celestecombs7160 Год назад +99

    WHEN your a dad. Foreshadowing.

    • @AnaCole
      @AnaCole 6 месяцев назад

      So true.

  • @littleprettyfairy
    @littleprettyfairy Год назад +32

    coming back to remind everyone that danny said he wasn’t going to talk to his kid until they are 3 so im holding him to this now that he has one

  • @shortposeidon
    @shortposeidon Год назад +68

    8:14 I wasn't looking and I legit thought MatPat was talking. Spot-on impression

  • @sznnitty
    @sznnitty Год назад +752

    Who’s the most notorious rip off of Danny Gonzalez now? I’ll get on it too as Donny Gonzolly.

  • @emilyaronson9974
    @emilyaronson9974 Год назад +32

    no sparkling water in this video directly led to danny choking at 8:22

  • @ShennyIsLive
    @ShennyIsLive Год назад +41

    It's so sad to realize that, now that Danny is going to be a dad, he's not going to talk to his kid until they're 3. 😥

  • @olivialanker6744
    @olivialanker6744 Год назад +35

    This is so small but danny saying 'my hair got different' instead of 'my hair changed' hit me in the giggles

  • @SwimmingInSunlight
    @SwimmingInSunlight Год назад +129

    Danny is such a goof about the fake merch thing, surely he can't have forgotten collabing with Eddy Burbank on a video about that topic!

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Год назад +1

      right? how could he forget his iconic video with eddie berback!

    • @SwimmingInSunlight
      @SwimmingInSunlight Год назад +5

      @@goldenmolelover you ought not to be goofing on me for misspelling Eddi Borback, surely 😆

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Год назад +6

      @@SwimmingInSunlight my apologies, its rude to mock someone for misspelling edde bobeck

  • @mauveeispooks
    @mauveeispooks Год назад +75

    9:06 BAHAHA THE WAY DANNY REACTS TO THE SECOND ONE

    • @Al___
      @Al___ Год назад +20

      "...dafuq?"🤨

  • @kingcaesargonzalez44
    @kingcaesargonzalez44 8 месяцев назад +170

    Here just reminding you that your kid can’t talk to you until he’s 3 🤷‍♂️😬

  • @alexreid1173
    @alexreid1173 11 месяцев назад +14

    The joke about him not talking to his kids until they’re three certainly has aged lol

    • @hippyhop33
      @hippyhop33 10 месяцев назад

      how come?

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@hippyhop33danny hasn’t talked to his kids in 3 years.
      jk he just has a kid now but i wouldn’t say this aged poorly..?

    • @hippyhop33
      @hippyhop33 9 месяцев назад

      @@lamibonxd 😭😭 yh i think the wording confused me, i thought they were saying he now has nothing to do with his new kid 😭

  • @joonster2342
    @joonster2342 Год назад +102

    “When I have kids”AND DANNY JUST REVEALED THAT HES HAVING A KID😔

    • @veregwen
      @veregwen 11 месяцев назад

      Is that jimin in your pfp

  • @glitterytrash
    @glitterytrash Год назад +279

    I'd buy a trash can with a a Danny sticker on it please make it happen
    Edit: extra garbage dust too please

  • @parkerhartzler
    @parkerhartzler Год назад +55

    from 11:50 - I'm literally the person in the photo! A.K.A Jimmy Numale. I can confirm Danny, this is indeed not you :)

  • @ericakat6322
    @ericakat6322 Год назад +164

    The way dannys mocking mattpat with seemingly so much vitriol is killing me for no reason

  • @celo7carvalho
    @celo7carvalho Год назад +28

    Danny I’m a practitioner of a Afro-Brazilian religion where we evoke spirits and even incorporate them. And it never bothers me when classy, good and creative people make fun of “paranormal/religious” things. I loved that video

  • @Lily2009-y2m
    @Lily2009-y2m 24 дня назад +6

    now that he has a kid i would love to hear how he feels about not talking to his child until he is 3+

  • @Sunrisesoul1656
    @Sunrisesoul1656 Год назад +1133

    Danny is a little subreddit boi
    Edit: OMG TYSM never have I ever had this many likes lol

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 Год назад +24

      He is being a little bit goofy, and being a bit wacky

    • @GeraldHonkenHitcher
      @GeraldHonkenHitcher Год назад +8

      @@alimousatabets5751 He is indeed in a little goofy and wacky mood

    • @madeegaindraws
      @madeegaindraws Год назад +14

      @@GeraldHonkenHitchercould be a little goofier…with La Croix

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 Год назад +4

      @@madeegaindraws this is a channel where we can get goofy and abit wacky

    • @marzizzo
      @marzizzo Год назад +6

      derogatory

  • @addiebajaddie
    @addiebajaddie Год назад +25

    A sticker of Danny spanking himself has got to be the best reward for doing well on a test

  • @ricardocloo
    @ricardocloo Год назад +38

    I once replied to a fake celebrity scammer who told me kind of the same thing. They ask how you want to be paid (I sent them a PayPal link), but before they pay you, they send you a message that you need to buy them a gift card for x amount of money to gain their trust, it's really dumb

    • @K_sawftie
      @K_sawftie Год назад +5

      That seems legit.

    • @ricardocloo
      @ricardocloo Год назад +3

      @Kendra yeah it's a pretty common tactic for scammers, I don't think many people fall for it though, at least I hope so xD

    • @HighAsHeckPriestess
      @HighAsHeckPriestess Год назад +24

      They sent me money to use for gift cards. I blocked them and bought groceries. I got lucky with a very dumb scammer

    • @ricardocloo
      @ricardocloo Год назад +3

      @@HighAsHeckPriestess damn, that's amazing xD

  • @merciedo7101
    @merciedo7101 9 месяцев назад +70

    watching this video after danny had his kid lmfao 6:02

    • @cordelia.p1517
      @cordelia.p1517 9 месяцев назад +5

      Exactly what I was thinking lmaooo

    • @meofc8095
      @meofc8095 6 месяцев назад +2

      I was just about to comment on this 😂

  • @tiffanyo4182
    @tiffanyo4182 Год назад +72

    Danny: “when I have kids”
    October: 👶
    so excited congrats guys!!!

    • @LordOfElysium
      @LordOfElysium Год назад +1

      Oh right I didn’t know it was common knowledge that he was preganat 6 months ago haha

  • @thejoeman0123
    @thejoeman0123 Год назад +74

    Danny freaking out over his merch getting stolen even with fake danny shop websites means he hasn't watched the video with Eddy going over this exact situation. He even brought Drew in because of the road work meme

  • @Silly-2248
    @Silly-2248 Год назад +355

    Why did I actually start crying when Danny said bye to Greg the rat

    • @doodleBurgers
      @doodleBurgers Год назад +3

      Because you're emotionally immature?

    • @youyeedyourlasthaw
      @youyeedyourlasthaw Год назад +78

      @@doodleBurgers Jesus Christ

    • @Silly-2248
      @Silly-2248 Год назад +43

      Calm down, someone’s pet died omg, Danny was super respectful about it and I thought that was really sweet

    • @rainwatering
      @rainwatering Год назад +58

      ​@@doodleBurgers that's not what emotionally immature means. i would argue that your reply is a better example of being emotionally immature.

    • @legendarywatermelon946
      @legendarywatermelon946 Год назад +5

      @@doodleBurgers ☹️👎

  • @highoninfinity
    @highoninfinity Год назад +248

    its a small thing but it means a lot that you called out sunnyv2's awful transphobia, as a trans person its really scary for us right now so its comforting to see someone i look up to being on our side

    • @crablessinbaltimore
      @crablessinbaltimore Год назад +35

      fr it's so nice to see :') someday things will get better for us

    • @xXAcidBathXx
      @xXAcidBathXx Год назад +19

      Let’s hope more people will keep supporting us……. we really need it

    • @dennistmennace
      @dennistmennace Год назад +21

      I thought more people would have mentioned this, but I’m glad he said something. Even though it’s not a main channel vid, I’m sure at some point that guy will end up seeing this & hopefully realize how gross he’s been.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Год назад +10

      To you and everyone replying it will get better, the world has had to improve to reach where we are now, which means that the world can climb the ladder to being less horrible because we’re already up a few steps. Good luck to y’all, may you all see the rainbow after the storm

    • @cwahlb1
      @cwahlb1 Год назад +8

      🏳️‍⚧️♥️

  • @sickemgrrrl
    @sickemgrrrl Год назад +17

    Oh no now Danny's newborn son can't talk to him until he's 3

  • @rach2725
    @rach2725 Год назад +26

    "when i have kids one day"
    well then.

  • @Camila1010
    @Camila1010 Год назад +34

    Confirmed, Matpat is obsessed with Danny

  • @jackieedgin4849
    @jackieedgin4849 Год назад +110

    it’s always a good day when danny posts

  • @rock.arrrght
    @rock.arrrght Год назад +9

    the fake call segment is even more goofier because now he will have a child
    “not unless you’re *three* bud.”

  • @reif4557
    @reif4557 11 месяцев назад +29

    Hello, Danny. You have had your first child - does he know he's not allowed to speak to you until he is three years old? 🧐🧐

  • @Jessiroo83
    @Jessiroo83 2 месяца назад +14

    6:10 his son can't talk to him I guess

  • @DarlingMercury
    @DarlingMercury Год назад +31

    Oh god, the more his hair whitens then more formal his language gets…

  • @rowenjohnston9468
    @rowenjohnston9468 Год назад +9

    “When I have kids someday” when the pregnancy announcement came out like a week later

  • @spideyxalmighty695
    @spideyxalmighty695 Год назад +38

    3:39 As someone from the caribbean, maybe i should start leaving stickers in random touristic places so americans find them and go "huh?"

  • @DJ-uk7wo
    @DJ-uk7wo 5 месяцев назад +23

    10:59 oh god. this aged well...

    • @RaptorrawR
      @RaptorrawR 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yippee

    • @xxdrippinghaloxx1712
      @xxdrippinghaloxx1712 4 месяца назад +1

      Yay!!!

    • @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 месяца назад +18

      Yeah, it did. Being transphobic doesn't suddenly become okay just because the person you're being transphobic towards sucks lol.

    • @GourmetJobSim
      @GourmetJobSim 3 месяца назад +6

      ⁠​⁠@@ErikaaaaaaaaaaaaaA lot of people are using this excuse SunnyV2 didn’t predict anything. Kris has been doing this way before.

    • @T_Lewis
      @T_Lewis 3 месяца назад +2

      Should have just stuck with "kinda", Danny... But seriously who could have predicted it. It's like a virus now.

  • @Anna_me2662
    @Anna_me2662 Год назад +27

    Danny- “when I have kids”
    (Instagram post a few days later)

  • @RedEyesSV
    @RedEyesSV Год назад +15

    That cut from Danny coughing to an ad was great

  • @lemoninacoconut6460
    @lemoninacoconut6460 Год назад +12

    “my kids someday..” HITS DIFFERENT NOW 😭😭

  • @aritaylor6351
    @aritaylor6351 Год назад +7

    Danny's humor reminds me so much of my younger brother and it honestly makes me so happy. Truly a comfort creator for me

  • @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-
    @UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- Год назад +16

    6:00 😂
    Oh no, he has a child now doesn’t he 😭

  • @maybe.its.madison
    @maybe.its.madison Год назад +10

    “when i have kids” YOU HAVE A KID NOW

  • @TinyGhosty
    @TinyGhosty Год назад +30

    LOL I had to rewatch "Lest me looking like a FOOL" multiple times, the timing and face edit is hilarious.

  • @forg_frog
    @forg_frog Год назад +155

    Danny is so whimsical and fun

    • @CemreA
      @CemreA Год назад +15

      did you mean goofy and wacky

    • @justgonnacomment
      @justgonnacomment Год назад +6

      @@CemreA they meant lacroix

    • @jjju3
      @jjju3 Год назад

      no way

    • @izyle3
      @izyle3 Год назад +8

      wish he was real

    • @enauaae
      @enauaae Год назад +1

      even a little silly??

  • @jarnold
    @jarnold Год назад +17

    7:59
    this made my day, no, my year. thank you

  • @McMerlin11
    @McMerlin11 Год назад +9

    I must intake calcium, lest my bones become squishy

  • @celeste6943
    @celeste6943 Год назад +47

    11:16 just his passive aggressiveness 😂

  • @andybanana1505
    @andybanana1505 Год назад +103

    5:18 I'm lowkey just freaking out about how humanlike Greg the rats hands are. RIP Greg

    • @emmathelovewitch
      @emmathelovewitch Год назад +10

      Ikr the nails too

    • @JiroAKA
      @JiroAKA Год назад +2

      Were*

    • @teasp00ns
      @teasp00ns Год назад +23

      I used to have rats, their grabby little hands are the funniest things. If I handed them a cheerio it looked like they were steering a car lol

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts Год назад +4

      He's just a lil guy :(

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts Год назад +1

      ​@@teasp00ns this gen made my day

  • @kuzcospoisonthepoisonforku2607
    @kuzcospoisonthepoisonforku2607 Год назад +10

    Danny's kids gonna have his birthday like "1-2-3 and then I'm 4!" so hyped cause he can finally talk to his father!

  • @Elden_Lean
    @Elden_Lean Год назад +8

    I also agree that now is a great time to bring "lest" back. Very underrated word, and it sounds cool. Heard it in a Nile song about 12 years ago and I've used it pretty regularly since then

  • @dragonick2947
    @dragonick2947 2 месяца назад +2

    I love how we got to hear from a student who was subjected to that sticker AND the teacher who potentially subjected them to this.

  • @mikaelabarnes4262
    @mikaelabarnes4262 Год назад +5

    6:13 "when i have kids", coming back to this after his announcement is making me emotional 😭

  • @aeryn8134
    @aeryn8134 10 месяцев назад +6

    The “when i have a baby” comment 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @the.only.real.batman
    @the.only.real.batman Год назад +4

    dont forget to tell your kid that he cant talk to you until hes 3

  • @ReecesCrushedToPieces
    @ReecesCrushedToPieces Год назад +52

    7:44 Matpat actually avidly watches your channel :DD

  • @Kasey.yeahwoo
    @Kasey.yeahwoo 11 месяцев назад +7

    6:13 oh no… now that Danny is a father, this is so funny

  • @S...O___S...
    @S...O___S... Год назад +6

    Am watching in 2024: can confirm Danny has still not spoken to his son yet

  • @Raincally
    @Raincally Год назад +94

    8:20 How he increased his range on his voice had me laughing

  • @Phildough
    @Phildough Год назад +22

    This is all secretly damage control. Danny has played the lookalike meme to his advantage and set up a network of Danny scams.

  • @zoepetersen5872
    @zoepetersen5872 Год назад +15

    guess danny isn’t going to be a sugar babe pen pal companion today

  • @TheChaoticAsexual
    @TheChaoticAsexual 5 месяцев назад +6

    6:12 Now that Danny has a kid I hope he’s not talking to them until they’re three

  • @josiefoust8819
    @josiefoust8819 Год назад +6

    forgot about the psychic powers video and thought the part at 12:25 was just someone claiming that they had the psychic ability to know what Danny's video would be about before watching it

  • @lhzoz7
    @lhzoz7 Год назад +73

    11:00 YEESSS Danny is still based‼️‼️

    • @urheehoo
      @urheehoo Год назад +15

      agreed

    • @clarabel_adoring
      @clarabel_adoring Год назад +20

      🏳️‍⚧️🎉

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 11 месяцев назад

      ​​@kevalyarathore223 Apparently pretending like biology isn't a thing and that sex doesn't exist is "based" despite it erasing what women experience and go through and removing all language to talk about our bodies (but conveniently not anything to do w men) in favor of a man made set of cultural sterotypes that don't accurately or at all describe either sex is "still based"

    • @Flyki
      @Flyki 11 месяцев назад +1

      Nah

    • @bbycherub2420
      @bbycherub2420 9 месяцев назад

      What does based mean?

  • @Vitunrotta
    @Vitunrotta Год назад +53

    Danny ily you brighten my days sm ive watched every single video atleast 10 times

    • @justgonnacomment
      @justgonnacomment Год назад +1

      r.i.p rat

    • @Vitunrotta
      @Vitunrotta Год назад +5

      @@justgonnacomment is this a treath

    • @Light_Dies_07
      @Light_Dies_07 Год назад +7

      @@Vitunrotta unfortunately this does sound like a treath

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Год назад +1

      @@justgonnacomment why are you treathening them

  • @Mushroom_soup0407
    @Mushroom_soup0407 Год назад +57

    5:57 Well I have an Android, and I'M gonna get it

    • @Mushroom_soup0407
      @Mushroom_soup0407 Год назад +26

      It was severely underwhelming

    • @banana_365iguess
      @banana_365iguess Год назад +11

      ​@@Mushroom_soup0407 tell us more pleaseeeeee

    • @Mushroom_soup0407
      @Mushroom_soup0407 Год назад +23

      @@banana_365iguess the FaceTime was just a clip of his video looping over and over again. And the funniest thing, is that the call function, isn't even his voice! It's just this random dude

    • @banana_365iguess
      @banana_365iguess Год назад +10

      ​@@Mushroom_soup0407wait what?!

    • @Mushroom_soup0407
      @Mushroom_soup0407 Год назад +5

      @@banana_365iguess Ikr???

  • @skruuber
    @skruuber 4 месяца назад +12

    10:59 uh oh this didn't age well

  • @pheebsvv
    @pheebsvv Год назад +7

    THE FORESHADOWING IN THIS VIDEO??? OH MY GOD

  • @chlojo1231
    @chlojo1231 Год назад +45

    Danny using Pop Culture's full government name 5:28

  • @robin_silas
    @robin_silas Год назад +21

    Ok but now I want to see Danny messaging the scammer Danny and see how far it goes.

  • @Fillardmillmore
    @Fillardmillmore Год назад +56

    As a certified lest user, I am bothered by Danny's misuse at 2:34

    • @Hannah-uf1qk
      @Hannah-uf1qk Год назад

      It was a joke

    • @Fillardmillmore
      @Fillardmillmore Год назад +20

      @@Hannah-uf1qk calling myself a "certified lest user" is also a joke. Im not actually bothered

    • @Hannah-uf1qk
      @Hannah-uf1qk Год назад

      @@Fillardmillmore K

  • @sophie-yp4tb
    @sophie-yp4tb Год назад +14

    Me collecting times Danny mentions his “future children” in his recent videos like infinity stones 6:12

  • @CalamityDormouseO-O
    @CalamityDormouseO-O 2 месяца назад +2

    Before this video I got an ad that said my name is Greg my ads are truly greg