Uncle Joey: "I stole half an ounce of coke from a friend of mine and let my friend take the blame. I moved stolen credit cards and split the money with my friends." Some half a Mo-Mo: "I used to steal half drunk drinks at bars and give them to girls I was with. I didn't care" Uncle Joey: "Crazy"
During the credit card story, the guest or it might even be Lee is on coke or something notice how when Joey is telling the credit card story and continuing after that (especially towards the beginning ) after literally every single thing Joey says (and it’s not even after every full sentence it’s almost after every word) the guest/Lee zings a “ uh huh” or “yeah” or “mmm” or “right” or “wow” or *laughs* or *sighs* or *repeats what Joey says* or some other random nothing
Joey my man, it would be crazy to create short movies of all of your stories bro! I'll watch it over and over again. Who's with me and wants to see Joey's Memoirs too? Mucho love from Amsterdam.
When its so good you touch it and your fingers go numb, maybe they might start to bleed if you touch it too much, the room smells like fish and leaves .
Joey Diaz… New York and New Jersey… Is stealing speakers and buying below. This dude from Long Island is talking about stealing flowers? Oh my God! This is so cliché…
Alguém se alguém para lá para mim pecador falar para mim que ele é só teu quebra a cara temos mensageiros da palavras da Bíblia sagrada considerados comuns do bem que faz não é porque aqueles homens pega que prega a palavra da Bíblia sagrada todos os todos Papa são mensageiros da por isso merece o nosso respeito mas não sou santo porque ninguém toma o lugar de Jesus se falaram que só só pode dar um pau nele que ele tá mentindo tá
E aí amigo dos gays que ela me destrói que eu pedi para ela melhor de Dora que eu pedi as cabeças na mesa é é dos gays que ela me destrói faz de fêmea que eu pedi a cabeça na mesa dos gays para ela apresentar as provas junto com se ela não apresentar as provas do governo dela eu pedi as cabeças na queria que eu me apresentar lá não apresentar suas provas ela vai ter que dar que foi dos gay dos gay que eu dei minha cabeça para ela para lá não provar que eu sou gay eu quero a cabeça dela como honra aos
Perguntei ninguém você seu quantos anos você tem aqui e não tem ninguém solta aqui na terra amigo nós temos seres humanos pecadores não tem só tô aqui na terra velho se tivesse alguém fala para mim que é só eu
Eu vou continuar desafiando todos eles até as autoridades continua desafiando até os autoridade toquei do gay do Jack do bebê se eles não não apresentar essas provas pode ter certeza eu quero a cabeça deles como honra todos os tribunais de justiça e como porque eu sei
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Just as I finish smokin, this is uploaded.. tremendous
Wake and bake tho?
Nah cone and snooze
@@cakebandit that's the one
Tremendous
I swear, every place Joey goes, he steals an 8ball.
honestly..it was like everybody had coke back in the day, once I kept 8ball for 2 yrs.
Ha ha ha! LMAO
Who you think you dealing with?? Johnny johnson??
Lol so true
😂😂😂😂😂Tremendous!
I love when Joey says “I could make a meal” like that shit is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard him say 😂😂😂
Uncle Joey: "I stole half an ounce of coke from a friend of mine and let my friend take the blame. I moved stolen credit cards and split the money with my friends."
Some half a Mo-Mo: "I used to steal half drunk drinks at bars and give them to girls I was with. I didn't care"
Uncle Joey: "Crazy"
Lol
Half a mo-mo lmao
I love Rogan and Joey pod casts when they do it together it’s better then anything ever !
Rogans a douche
Still waiting for the coke chronicles part 100 😂
xleft4deadxxx lmaooo
xleft4deadxxx tremendous coke
We need a group photo with 180 lb Joey and his juiced up friends
Listen goomba, thank you again!!! More ammo for the rides to work. Like a doctah
Joey: 35 years later and this man still hasnt let it go
Dude: What'd ya get him for
Joey: a half ounce of coke
me: Im upset now
Uncle Joey's crime stories?........Sure, I've got a spare 26 minutes
Eamonn Oreilly do u have a spare adult diaper? Bro I’m shitting myself for real help me out
Kush Hunter eat a banana
truman I actually did before reading this comment and I took a really solid shit very satisfying 10/10
truman I’m aware of the power of bananas to help you have a good solid stool
@@LegitimateKill There's nothing lower than a scumbag thief,and worse yet to brag about it.
I love Uncle Joey love all the clips keep them coming
Please keep these stories coming! Norway loves you😂🤣!!!
_Mom:_
How was that Freak last night?
_Me:_
*TREMENDOUS*
" *i got robbed by Joey Diaz before he was famous* " t-shirts $24.95 + p.h
I’d get one too
And after you buy it Joey steals your credit card info.
😲 i left a comment with a JD quote... yutube deleted it 🤦🏻♂️ ccksckas
@@wachter206 😂😂😂😂
Missed Opportunity
these are amazing keep em coming
Ripping the dollars in half is genius lmao
If I don’t get to meet Joey, my life will be incomplete 🤣
14:00 Lol we called that minesweeping, we done it all the time as kids.
Who is the guy that is talking
Stealing flowers for the mafia
*the owner owns in it* *theres a front door and there’s a back door* - Joey Diaz
Joey “i took that fucking 8ball” Diaz
Uncle Joey has had such a crazy life
Half an ounce of coke?! Lol Jesus, Joey. People have killed for pettier shit than that, I'd still be mad too.
Salute from Cincinnati
Lee is so innocent
FUCKING TREMENDOUS !! we need more of these !
Who could dislike an uncle Joey video i don’t get it
Probably the people he robbed lol
Buncha Fanooks
@@dereks2437 😂😂
16:00 🤣 yes Lee! After all the beatings over where you eat! Get 'em son! 😅
The guy who stole drinks thought he was one of the boys for a moment.🤣 that’s some minky shit. Not gangster at all.
I'm a brit iam watching Joey and I knew ppl like him in London and Essex. In the day. Forget about all over the world. A g is a g forget about it
The type of Uncle you need growing up!🤣
how much of a yes man is this dude fr tho the guy in the grey yankees shirt
joey "im trying to get my life together" Diaz
miss
He needs to just make a movie with commentated Heist reenactments
When the statue of limitations are up im gonna be telling stories just like this
right lmao
Yeah I can't wait till the monument of limitations is up
During the credit card story, the guest or it might even be Lee is on coke or something notice how when Joey is telling the credit card story and continuing after that (especially towards the beginning ) after literally every single thing Joey says (and it’s not even after every full sentence it’s almost after every word) the guest/Lee zings a “ uh huh” or “yeah” or “mmm” or “right” or “wow” or *laughs* or *sighs* or *repeats what Joey says* or some other random nothing
It's annoying af once you know he's doing it
Joey “Summer of 85” Diaz
keep em coming !
Not many people know Joey robbed all of New Jersey
Dead By Whiskey my mom told me 4 years ago she got robbed by Joey Diaz I laughed at first but now it makes semce
0:17 joey says he doesnt wana say the guys name and the other guy says everything lmfao wtf
the guys pissing on the dog at the bar, what the FUCK! LOL
Is that ralphie laughing in the background during the first clip
Yea that was for sure ralphie, that laugh is too unique haha
I dig the blackberry smoke shirt
Joey my man, it would be crazy to create short movies of all of your stories bro! I'll watch it over and over again.
Who's with me and wants to see Joey's Memoirs too? Mucho love from Amsterdam.
Tremendous
Lmaoo imagine seeing this shit at blockbuster
Joey Bumps into more 8balls than most people ever see in their lives
You don't just 'bump' into an 8 ball, ya sniff it out
(Lol)
I love Joey's stories but the lies lol
no he doesnt… if u actually listened to his older episodes he literally talks to his old friends who verify his stories.
@@SASBurner so you are saying this old junkie crim isnt a liar lmao bro
This man is so precious
Always in the 80s lmfaooooo
Good morning y’all
It's an honor to get robbed by you Joey Diaz LOL
Joey "August, Summer of '85" Diaz
Who's the guy wearing the yankees shirt?
Joey i have a friend diaz loooool
Who's the guy hes talking to about pissing at the bar
Blackberry Smoke t shirt. Haha
How did Joey not get clipped???
Who you think ya dealin wit Joey bananas?
I used steal flowers, and old stone bricks from farmers field and sell them £2.50 a brick
Lol I'm so fucken faded
I'm calling BS on stealing drinks from the bar...
Lmfao
Nowadays with cameras none of this works anymore... the future sucks
Proof karma is bunk.
16:42 lol
Yo that’s fucked I don’t ever wanna go to New Jersey
When its so good you touch it and your fingers go numb, maybe they might start to bleed if you touch it too much, the room smells like fish and leaves .
Does anyone else have trouble hearing Joey because he talks so low sometimes?
AJ Benza makes me hate cocaine
Who is muscle twink in the tank top I dont remember that episode
Why reuse the same stories in different compilations?
who cares
"I gotta tell you somethin"
“I’m gunna go to hell for those things, who gives a fuck you gotta have fun right”
Pissing on a dog, pissing on the bar?
Ya ok
Is that mickey gall? The fuck
😂
Shii Micky Gall!??
😎
High as fuck right now cheers mate.
Ele tá lá junto com você eu gostei do lugar ela ela é minha
Joey Diaz… New York and New Jersey… Is stealing speakers and buying below. This dude from Long Island is talking about stealing flowers? Oh my God! This is so cliché…
Pissing on a dog is just sick.
Come on now Joey, why woule you pee on a dog, that's too far even for you.
Era para dar o que ela ela pode fazer mas que era minha professora
😄
Tem mesmo espetáculo de p*** que ela faz tem meses meses que ela faz o espetáculo
Can't believe Joey never got into purse snatching, easy get away in a big city, and you had to hurry and use the credit cards once on something big.
Purse snatching is petty as hell 😂
There's no respect snatching a purse from a woman, that's corny.
Try armed robbery and see how much balls you got
*_8ball_*
Sorry joey but I can't deal with that guests laugh an screwed face
Alguém se alguém para lá para mim pecador falar para mim que ele é só teu quebra a cara temos mensageiros da palavras da Bíblia sagrada considerados comuns do bem que faz não é porque aqueles homens pega que prega a palavra da Bíblia sagrada todos os todos Papa são mensageiros da por isso merece o nosso respeito mas não sou santo porque ninguém toma o lugar de Jesus se falaram que só só pode dar um pau nele que ele tá mentindo tá
É comentário de p*** saía comentário papa não tem nada a ver com o comentário de tudo foi um comentário de Tuta o papa não tem nada a ver com essa
E aí amigo dos gays que ela me destrói que eu pedi para ela melhor de Dora que eu pedi as cabeças na mesa é é dos gays que ela me destrói faz de fêmea que eu pedi a cabeça na mesa dos gays para ela apresentar as provas junto com se ela não apresentar as provas do governo dela eu pedi as cabeças na queria que eu me apresentar lá não apresentar suas provas ela vai ter que dar que foi dos gay dos gay que eu dei minha cabeça para ela para lá não provar que eu sou gay eu quero a cabeça dela como honra aos
Joey is always talking about food. Like it almost gets on my nerves.
Perguntei ninguém você seu quantos anos você tem aqui e não tem ninguém solta aqui na terra amigo nós temos seres humanos pecadores não tem só tô aqui na terra velho se tivesse alguém fala para mim que é só eu
Eu vou continuar desafiando todos eles até as autoridades continua desafiando até os autoridade toquei do gay do Jack do bebê se eles não não apresentar essas provas pode ter certeza eu quero a cabeça deles como honra todos os tribunais de justiça e como porque eu sei
AJ your stories are boring, back to Joey.
It’s just a podcast your honor.🙄
The more I watch/listen to Uncle Joey, the more I despise him.
Tremendous
I smell bullshit!
very true people from cities in nyc metro area in the 70s and 80s were known to not commit crime
😂