A Chef Ate Gas Station Nachos For Dinner. This Is What Happened To His Limbs.

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @chubbyemu
    @chubbyemu  5 лет назад +10121

    👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️🏥English CC's available!
    Contributions in other languages appreciated! Thanks for watching and hope you learned from and enjoyed it! 😊

    • @wrdgaf
      @wrdgaf 5 лет назад +35

      Ty for this❤

    • @realrtot9138
      @realrtot9138 5 лет назад +13

      Yes!!!

    • @nerd_world8919
      @nerd_world8919 5 лет назад +44

      Chubbyemu why do I always watch this while hungry and or eating

    • @JaBaitedJacob
      @JaBaitedJacob 5 лет назад +22

      I'm surprised the thumbnail isn't a hand being split in half on an xray

    • @brendaperez9162
      @brendaperez9162 5 лет назад +19

      You are the best

  • @Potato-uh9gv
    @Potato-uh9gv 5 лет назад +7562

    "Immediately after finishing his gas station dinner, GP felt...
    wonderful."

    • @MegaZsolti
      @MegaZsolti 5 лет назад +370

      wonderfully botulinated

    • @lrm9298
      @lrm9298 5 лет назад +328

      I just ate a pre-prepped frozen meal and I feel wonderful.... pray for me

    • @mrnice4434
      @mrnice4434 5 лет назад +106

      Moral of the story you will die if you fell "wonderful"

    • @catyoga3691
      @catyoga3691 5 лет назад +34

      They need to tell us he felt wonderful it's important that we know he felt wonderful

    • @kathleen1685
      @kathleen1685 5 лет назад +69

      @@mrnice4434 Feeling wonderful is the first stage of the brain dying, lol.

  • @alexisnicolson6092
    @alexisnicolson6092 5 лет назад +12167

    Because of these videos now I know not to eat:
    -cookie dough
    -old pasta
    -gas station nachos

    • @miguelcae4627
      @miguelcae4627 5 лет назад +1780

      Nothing from a gas station should be eaten , They probably Cut more corners than Bethesda's engine

    • @Sana-jb5zu
      @Sana-jb5zu 5 лет назад +794

      - gummy vitamins

    • @qbasic16
      @qbasic16 5 лет назад +589

      - chlorox

    • @obesecatexpert
      @obesecatexpert 5 лет назад +448

      sugar cookies

    • @lilspirit6270
      @lilspirit6270 5 лет назад +482

      soy sauce

  • @ganweidi1382
    @ganweidi1382 4 года назад +3880

    A man chewed nachos up close into the screen. This is what happened to my eyes and ears.

    • @drpoundsign
      @drpoundsign 4 года назад +42

      The nachos probably had cucarachas on them, like the ones Beavis and Butthead eat from the Quickmart.

    • @elijahpyle2894
      @elijahpyle2894 4 года назад +19

      Asmr

    • @mohammad9754
      @mohammad9754 4 года назад +12

      underrated comment

    • @soulplexis
      @soulplexis 4 года назад +4

      Dying laughing

    • @catfood2
      @catfood2 4 года назад +37

      His mouth looked like a butthole and it made me very uncomfortable

  • @rienjen
    @rienjen 2 года назад +810

    Just checked this out through Google--wow. One person did die from this, a father of two. And several were still suffering lasting effects at last report. Crazy to think inappropriate maintenance of a cheese dispenser (and changing out said cheese regularly) could cause so much heartache.

    • @nervsouly
      @nervsouly 2 года назад +82

      Did the gas station have to pay millions to the victims? Are they still in business?

    • @bioshawna
      @bioshawna Год назад +16

      ​@@nervsouly curious as well!!

    • @adriandelacruz8646
      @adriandelacruz8646 Год назад +31

      Yea hope they were punished

    • @Someone-nw7yc
      @Someone-nw7yc Год назад +6

      did they get a lawsuit

    • @tinypopura
      @tinypopura Год назад +27

      @@Someone-nw7yc Someone sued, but no findings on whether they got a pay out.

  • @Butterfly20004
    @Butterfly20004 5 лет назад +22993

    A man breathed oxygen his whole life.
    This is how he died 90 years later.

    • @alexryback8253
      @alexryback8253 5 лет назад +723

      He was hit by a car

    • @liamlol7340
      @liamlol7340 5 лет назад +887

      A man gets hit by a car, this is what happened to his skeletal system

    • @Misterfreezeable
      @Misterfreezeable 5 лет назад +129

      @@liamlol7340 stealing this

    • @Butterfly20004
      @Butterfly20004 5 лет назад +59

      Alex Ryback998 don’t spoil the video!!!!!!!

    • @hugono3938
      @hugono3938 5 лет назад +38

      *Oh* damn it i was gonna make an oxygen-related joke. Well you beat me to it and it’s funny

  • @sovietunion8087
    @sovietunion8087 5 лет назад +54073

    A man was rejected from a art school
    *This is what happened to Europe*

    • @macbooklegend9193
      @macbooklegend9193 5 лет назад +3386

      UH OH

    • @sovietunion8087
      @sovietunion8087 5 лет назад +2320

      Stinky

    • @sesom07
      @sesom07 5 лет назад +798

      We are still proud of it here in Vienna that we left him as a homeless person as he deserved.

    • @kartvelianmapping808
      @kartvelianmapping808 5 лет назад +1237

      @@sesom07 and then the first thing he did was invade austria.

    • @sesom07
      @sesom07 5 лет назад +432

      @@kartvelianmapping808 Actually no. It wasn't a invasion. At this time Austria was sadly dumb enough to fall for this fraud. If you look at the result of the referendum (that yes was canceled through him marging in with troops) Austria would have voted for the "Anschluss". I stay completely honest here. It would have been better they would have never let this homeless out of the country.

  • @constellation3164
    @constellation3164 5 лет назад +3061

    "immediately after finishing his gas station dinner GP felt... wonderful"
    got us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @debonairrose
      @debonairrose 5 лет назад +53

      I wish you were in my home, cuz our washing machine stopped working 2 days ago

    • @PrinceJes
      @PrinceJes 5 лет назад +12

      @@debonairrose
      That sucks

    • @chloepechlaner7806
      @chloepechlaner7806 5 лет назад +15

      Reminded me of the recent death of my great uncle Primus. Had the best meal of his life, he said, after eating schnitzel at a resteraunt with his wife and friends. He was dead an hour later. Though his death was unrelated to the food; if I remember right it was a heart attack. Still, reminded me of it.

    • @debonairrose
      @debonairrose 5 лет назад

      @@PrinceJes :))

    • @dannyarchives
      @dannyarchives 5 лет назад +5

      Chloe Pechlaner Rest in Peace Uncle Optimus Prime 🙏😔

  • @bungalowjuice7225
    @bungalowjuice7225 Год назад +3474

    A man got sick and cured in America. This is what happened to his bank account.

    • @orca5558
      @orca5558 Год назад +199

      A child fell down and bruised his knee in America, here is what happened to his parents' bank account

    • @Gravyboat78
      @Gravyboat78 Год назад +33

      POV you live in Canada *:D*

    • @elzorrocolorado7615
      @elzorrocolorado7615 Год назад +100

      @@Gravyboat78 And no doctor is available!

    • @nathanacreman632
      @nathanacreman632 Год назад +60

      On the bright side he could probably sue that gas station into oblivion since they were conclusively identified to be the cause. He might have suffered, but he can probably get all his bills paid and then a huge fat stack of cash for "Mental Trauma" on top of that and never work another day in his life. Lmao.

    • @lowkeyyogitremendous
      @lowkeyyogitremendous Год назад +5

      This needs every like that exists on youtube

  • @Pazo139
    @Pazo139 4 года назад +2209

    It feels like one of us will end up on this channel some day

    • @amcat8015
      @amcat8015 4 года назад +77

      *Eating old, frozen hotdogs*
      Huh? What?

    • @paulrasmussen4656
      @paulrasmussen4656 4 года назад +13

      I want him to tell how I die hopefully not for another 40 years but the way these viruses or bacteria are killing us I doubt it maybe 10yrs

    • @baysideleader3554
      @baysideleader3554 4 года назад

      Nice profile pic

    • @user-oj2kz7eh6d
      @user-oj2kz7eh6d 4 года назад +27

      @@pretz5584 botulism is fcking real because I'm one of the survivor, being paralyzed while also fully conscious is teribble,recovered after nearly 4 month bed ridden

    • @Bhooper320
      @Bhooper320 4 года назад +4

      it could be anyone of us

  • @theyoten1613
    @theyoten1613 5 лет назад +2165

    A person repeated this joke.
    This is what happened to his creativity.

    • @lookatme6929
      @lookatme6929 5 лет назад +32

      A person repeated this joke.
      This is what happened to his creativy.

    • @willlawson3738
      @willlawson3738 5 лет назад +39

      The Yoten He was found to have hypocreativemia. Hypo meaning low, creativ from the English word creative, and emia meaning presence in blood.

    • @GM.Nobody
      @GM.Nobody 5 лет назад +7

      Hypokreatoemia.

    • @diah71
      @diah71 5 лет назад +8

      A person repeated this joke.
      This is what happened to his creativity.

    • @davidhall9837
      @davidhall9837 5 лет назад +2

      A person was a spoil sport
      This is how RUclips responded

  • @sphilticL-7
    @sphilticL-7 4 года назад +26688

    A Chef Ate Gas Station Nachos for Dinner. This is what Gordon Ramsay did to his limbs.

    • @SuperJackedHobo
      @SuperJackedHobo 4 года назад +520

      It's what he did to his face

    • @ShadowU69
      @ShadowU69 4 года назад +105

      Sphiltic BRUH Gordon Ramsey would think twice before doing it

    • @juanvillanueva304
      @juanvillanueva304 4 года назад +105

      I haven’t LOLd so hard in awhile

    • @joselorenzojingco3392
      @joselorenzojingco3392 4 года назад +61

      Funniest comment ive ever seen

    • @trinitite4617
      @trinitite4617 4 года назад +26

      Honestly expected the guy To go into shock ngl

  • @Sinn3246
    @Sinn3246 2 года назад +38

    A man stopped at a gas station for gas.
    This is how he got home.

  • @TAK-yj4hj
    @TAK-yj4hj 5 лет назад +3247

    So the guy sells his failing restaurant, goes on a road trip with no intention to come back, gets paralyzed for a month, then goes home...
    If the nachos didn’t kill him the medical bills will

    • @veggiestraws2081
      @veggiestraws2081 5 лет назад +604

      he could sue the gas station lol

    • @flowstate9716
      @flowstate9716 5 лет назад +99

      veggie straws he should

    • @crocorau5302
      @crocorau5302 5 лет назад +8

      veggie straws eyyyy nice profile picture

    • @ReddoFreddo
      @ReddoFreddo 5 лет назад +127

      Glad I don't live in America

    • @ReddoFreddo
      @ReddoFreddo 5 лет назад +24

      Although isn't the emergency room free of use even in the US?

  • @morganqorishchi8181
    @morganqorishchi8181 3 года назад +9511

    First his business failed, then he felt so shitty emotionally he wanted to move away, then he nearly died. This guy has been through a lot and I really hope he's doing better these days. I feel really bad for him.

    • @bananoid3726
      @bananoid3726 3 года назад +279

      Haha *H O S P I T A L B I L L S*

    • @HashbrownActual
      @HashbrownActual 3 года назад +736

      @@bananoid3726 He actually probably paid nothing, and was likely settled in court as there were 10 cases in total

    • @bananoid3726
      @bananoid3726 3 года назад +63

      @@HashbrownActual hmmmmm maybe maybe

    • @MercifulServant78680
      @MercifulServant78680 3 года назад +73

      @@bananoid3726 Insurance exists you oxygen thief

    • @jaegermonster9549
      @jaegermonster9549 3 года назад +303

      @@MercifulServant78680 Sadly your purported insurance doesn't cover idiocy. Not everyone can afford insurance, and even the affordable policies don't cover everything on a sufficient basis. Anyway, good luck with your condition.

  • @TheDarkSunChannel
    @TheDarkSunChannel 5 лет назад +2649

    God, I can’t imagine how terrifying this must have been for the patient. Trapped in a body that cannot move, speak, breathe and see for almost a month, while still maintaining normal brain function... what a nightmare

    • @galeritsu5939
      @galeritsu5939 5 лет назад +167

      Like a really prolonged sleep paralysis

    • @azinyefantasy4445
      @azinyefantasy4445 5 лет назад +334

      I had sleep paralysis. My sister thought I was messing with her and she kept kicking me demanding I get up. Then she threw water on me and all I could do was lay there wet and angry.

    • @mirzuri
      @mirzuri 5 лет назад +83

      @@azinyefantasy4445 she really cares for u, that's sweet.

    • @TheDarkSunChannel
      @TheDarkSunChannel 5 лет назад +48

      Azinye Fantasy sounds awful. I’ve never experienced it before so I have no idea what that must feel like. Did you explain her what actually happened to you, afterwards?

    • @fendas123
      @fendas123 5 лет назад +1

      Mirzuri are you joking

  • @SlitWristMisfit_
    @SlitWristMisfit_ 2 года назад +552

    This is why I never ate the nachos from 7/11. When I worked there my cheap boss would force us to put expired cheese and stuff in the dispenser. I quit soon after and reported him to corporate. Whether or not they did anything about, I don't know and I doubt it because he still owns the place and is is still the manager. Gotta love corporate 'Murica!

    • @sonic-bb
      @sonic-bb Год назад +120

      should report it to a health inspector

    • @strakhovandrri
      @strakhovandrri Год назад +17

      They's no sketchy nachos a manager won't sell for a 7/11 place

    • @SlitWristMisfit_
      @SlitWristMisfit_ Год назад +10

      @@sonic-bb How do I do that?

    • @billyskittles1036
      @billyskittles1036 Год назад +93

      Dude, you don’t report shit like that to corporate- you report that to the police and OSHA. Purposely mishandling food like that can be a felony.

    • @bioshawna
      @bioshawna Год назад +5

      I hope you found out a way to report it (I know it's not your fault but.) some poor soul will certainly have to suffer for this. Awful

  • @habitsrabit9421
    @habitsrabit9421 5 лет назад +2702

    This channel makes me scared to ever do anything at this point

    • @lunareclipse6999
      @lunareclipse6999 5 лет назад +27

      Same honestly

    • @JimTheCurator
      @JimTheCurator 5 лет назад +12

      Don't eat the meat!

    • @ximrade4287
      @ximrade4287 5 лет назад +22

      @@JimTheCurator I can eat what i want Even dogs.

    • @TheShani2012
      @TheShani2012 5 лет назад +13

      Definitely no Service station snacks for me for life :D

    • @yggdra.7566
      @yggdra.7566 5 лет назад +1

      Just have a cheat day. Simple af

  • @SGNRyan
    @SGNRyan 5 лет назад +3933

    What I’ve learned from these videos:
    *Don’t eat*

    • @veganmocha
      @veganmocha 5 лет назад +25

      SGNRyan basically

    • @gnemodori
      @gnemodori 5 лет назад +164

      "Don't eat, they thought"

    • @arsongamer1510
      @arsongamer1510 5 лет назад +215

      This man didn't eat for four years, this is what happened to his body

    • @emperorfaiz
      @emperorfaiz 5 лет назад +85

      I'm going through a strict photosynthesis diet for years and I'm feeling great. Give it a try.

    • @handofgod9386
      @handofgod9386 5 лет назад +6

      EmperorFaiz 😂

  • @mikemorr100
    @mikemorr100 5 лет назад +1904

    "How to eat nachos in the grossest way possible?" - Chubby searching Google probably.

    • @bjarnes.4423
      @bjarnes.4423 5 лет назад +134

      I actually think he recorded himself

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 5 лет назад +49

      @@bjarnes.4423 That's even better.

    • @valeriavagapova
      @valeriavagapova 5 лет назад +110

      and he just had to use that disgusting clip THREE times. lol

    • @s1l3nttt
      @s1l3nttt 5 лет назад +49

      The mouth looks like an asshole lmfaooo

    • @BuyCookiesNow
      @BuyCookiesNow 5 лет назад +33

      I think any close up mouth shots of people eating would be pretty gross.

  • @IGATECK
    @IGATECK Год назад +193

    The name of the gas station is Valley Oak Food and Fuel located in Walnut Grove California, and I can't believe the place still open and no one went to jail

    • @Polit_Burro
      @Polit_Burro 3 месяца назад +1

      Botulinum is a bonus. They should be thanking the owners. Women pay thousands of dollars for Botox therapy. This man paid less than 10.

  • @egyptian_noob
    @egyptian_noob 5 лет назад +3325

    A man ate 10 pounds of caviar…
    This is what happened to his bank account

    • @mrsmith7268
      @mrsmith7268 5 лет назад +54

      Ok thats actually very unhealthy though

    • @dragonsdream4236
      @dragonsdream4236 5 лет назад +7

      @@mrsmith7268 what would happen?

    • @sorawisdom6516
      @sorawisdom6516 5 лет назад +125

      @@dragonsdream4236 high caviar presence in blood

    • @whosthat3388
      @whosthat3388 5 лет назад +115

      @@sorawisdom6516 Hypercaviaremia

    • @niamh8055
      @niamh8055 5 лет назад +115

      @@whosthat3388 hyper: meaning high. Caviar: meaning caviar. Emia: meaning presence in blood.

  • @dhan092
    @dhan092 3 года назад +3979

    I want him to make a 2 minute video where a guy just eats a happy meal but is fine afterwards

    • @lukelinville7782
      @lukelinville7782 3 года назад +223

      It would be better if he was actually happy afterwards.

    • @victoriasmith2630
      @victoriasmith2630 3 года назад +16

      I just wish he embraced the love of brevity!

    • @NurseSnow2U
      @NurseSnow2U 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 3 года назад +19

      It would be better if he ate something healthy as a motivation to eat healthy foods.

    • @j7055
      @j7055 3 года назад +67

      MG is a 30 year old man, presenting to his apartment with his wallet, keys, and some lint in his pocket. One hour ago, MG walked into a McDonald’s to order a happy meal. MG sat down and ate his food in peace. Afterwards, he used the restaurant’s bathroom to wash the grease off his hands. He got into his car and drove to his apartment, where we are now.

  • @PeaceLoveeNSN
    @PeaceLoveeNSN 5 лет назад +883

    Also imagine being fully conscious and aware during all this that sounds terrifying

    • @zeitecsmith2875
      @zeitecsmith2875 5 лет назад +71

      Yeah I hope they like at least played an audiobook or opened his eyes so he could see every once in a while or something... Anything to get some outside stimulus. Being trapped conscious inside your own mind for a full month would likely be enough to cause some serious psychological trauma.

    • @madisonking8057
      @madisonking8057 5 лет назад +18

      I wanna hear this mans story now

    • @gregGould
      @gregGould 5 лет назад +11

      That's how it is every day for people with A.L.S. (Lou Gehrigs Disease)

    • @barbarahouk1983
      @barbarahouk1983 5 лет назад +2

      @Zeitec, being “locked in” would not cause everyone seriously psychological trauma. Those that already know how to escape within their minds, would be ok and adapt to their situation. They are a small minority but they exist in the general population .
      I am a retired Psychiatrist and study this kind of thing among other aspects of human development. I have been studying human development since I was 2 years old and I am now in my 6th decade of life. There is some literature on this subject should you wish to pursue this. There is even a movie regarding a British soldier who had an injury that left him in the lock in state, but you might not like the ending of the movie.
      My intention of leaving the above information is education, not to diagnose, treat, or cure any illness, disease, condition or disorder.
      I am a retired Psychiatrist and as a licensed physician I am required by US federal law to tell the reader the medical information I left does not make a doctor/patient relationship.

    • @madisonking8057
      @madisonking8057 5 лет назад +7

      @@barbarahouk1983 I'm gonna have to doubt the majority of what you just said. Also that one song by metallica begs to differ.

  • @TemnotaVoronya1243
    @TemnotaVoronya1243 10 месяцев назад +12

    Okie so this really reminds me of the Medical Detectives class I took in STEM, finding a patient, diagnosing the patient, finding another patient with same symptoms, detecting source, treatment and announcement of what is going on.
    It's still one of my favorite classes to this day and I remember it deeply.
    Love your videos and everything about em! :D

  • @randelnudalo5466
    @randelnudalo5466 5 лет назад +3422

    Me: *Peacefully eating*
    Chubbyemu: starts talking in the distance
    Me:
    *Nervous sweating*

    • @antanaspaskauskas9432
      @antanaspaskauskas9432 5 лет назад +29

      @Hailey sparkles:) Tachycardia

    • @saradeanna
      @saradeanna 5 лет назад +36

      @@antanaspaskauskas9432 Tachy, meaning rapid. Cardia, relating to the heart... rapid heartbeat.

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 5 лет назад +1

      Scrub Potato i just ate, why am i watching this? Im scared now

    • @randelnudalo5466
      @randelnudalo5466 5 лет назад +3

      @@lunahetfield bruh ur ded

    • @MacewindJediMaster
      @MacewindJediMaster 5 лет назад

      Scrub Potato “SP quit eating for a week after watching RUclips.”
      “This, is what happened to their organs!”

  • @bread9173
    @bread9173 5 лет назад +3623

    Me: tiny pain in chest
    Chubbyemu: your lungs are dissolving in your chest cavity

    • @jotingodelacola760
      @jotingodelacola760 5 лет назад +26

      Adam Edward you kidding right ?

    • @xevieunderscore
      @xevieunderscore 5 лет назад +9

      @Adam Edward Bro its a joke

    • @zorbat5
      @zorbat5 5 лет назад +11

      @Adam Edward r/wooosh

    • @skroonysstick9847
      @skroonysstick9847 5 лет назад +15

      @@xevieunderscore I think Adam was joking aswell.

    • @articb
      @articb 5 лет назад +4

      @@zorbat5 actually you r/wooosh

  • @kenl.3298
    @kenl.3298 3 года назад +6536

    It's crazy how complex the human body is, I'm surprised I haven't died yet from some tiny mistake.

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 3 года назад +988

      The human body is wild. Humans have had substantial portions of their brains and skulls destroyed and made near full recoveries, then someone else accidentally eats spoiled food and dies horribly.

    • @v3nus380
      @v3nus380 3 года назад +38

      @@drpibisback7680 😳

    • @einwd
      @einwd 3 года назад +113

      Berry Bøba yes for real,somebody lose a chunk of his front brain and he still doesn't have much affected he's not stupider

    • @randomations11
      @randomations11 3 года назад +78

      I think this every time I watch one of his videos.
      Guess I'll stop buying hot food from 7-Eleven.

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 3 года назад +108

      @@drpibisback7680 it’s usually because humans can have extremely great physical recovery, but the internal system is the biggest weakness for the body.

  • @WhittyWhitts
    @WhittyWhitts Год назад +13

    It’s even worse than the gas station sushi incident because there, the patient ate it from the trash while this guy bought them and ate them right away.

  • @Jenner_IIC
    @Jenner_IIC 5 лет назад +724

    "immediately after finishing his gas station dinner GP felt... wonderful"
    You had me in the first half not gonna lie

    • @adiabd1
      @adiabd1 5 лет назад +6

      LOL so wonderful he can't do anything hours later

    • @DavidRPascucci
      @DavidRPascucci 5 лет назад

      Botulism is delicious

    • @NeWx89
      @NeWx89 5 лет назад +1

      Reminds me of that time when I eat old chicken from my freezer. It was the last food I had at the time, I didn't know how old it was, didn't check. It was a microwave chicken dinner of some kind. It tasted unusually good for some reason, however the next day I felt ill. I had poisoned myself. I don't really remember what symptoms I had because it happen several years ago, but probably a combination of headache, stomach pain and dizziness. It all went away in just 2-3 days so it probably wasn't very severe.

  • @ryantao2946
    @ryantao2946 5 лет назад +992

    Immediately after he finished his gas station dinner, he felt …wonderful

    • @Skelyboss
      @Skelyboss 5 лет назад +54

      Who else thought he was gonna die or somethibg like that?

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 5 лет назад +2

      yete

    • @exypnos8907
      @exypnos8907 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @sbtopzzzlg7098
      @sbtopzzzlg7098 4 года назад +6

      “A chef ate Gas station nacho for dinner. This is how he felt wonderful.”
      🤣

  • @c0o0lbeans
    @c0o0lbeans 5 лет назад +2825

    Hypernachlimbitus: hyper meaning high, nach meaning nacho, limbitus meaning presence in limbs. High nacho presence in limbs.

  • @GLING17
    @GLING17 Год назад +117

    Wow, Botulism! He had all the symptoms of a severe allergic reaction, yet it was a form of food poisoning! That is fascinating! I have chronic Hives so I know what a severe allergic reaction feels like. I have almost died before because my throat was closing up from very bad Hives outbreaks. Finally, my doctor put me on the right medication and I'm much better now. ❤🙏

  • @joyce_rx
    @joyce_rx 5 лет назад +970

    "Dont take it if it's Nacho Cheese"
    Well it's Nachos either so mind your own business, Chubbyemu.

    • @jillpriest4404
      @jillpriest4404 5 лет назад +25

      You're both cheeky

    • @TrumpProject2025
      @TrumpProject2025 5 лет назад +3

      I don't get it 🤔

    • @melonieashway4189
      @melonieashway4189 5 лет назад +7

      @@TrumpProject2025 "Nacho" sounds like "not your"

    • @joyce_rx
      @joyce_rx 5 лет назад +14

      @@TrumpProject2025 This joke is nacho cup of tea, I guess

    • @TrumpProject2025
      @TrumpProject2025 5 лет назад +7

      @@melonieashway4189
      Yes I got it at the end.
      That was a cheesy joke 😆

  • @eliseheartless4636
    @eliseheartless4636 5 лет назад +1930

    Oh god, *those mouth close ups made me so uncomfortable*

    • @harizotoh7
      @harizotoh7 5 лет назад +64

      It's meant to be disgusting. I think he's trying to convince people to stop eating junk food.

    • @AntonioM8
      @AntonioM8 5 лет назад +78

      @@harizotoh7 you could do the same thing with healthy food...

    • @백민규-s4o
      @백민규-s4o 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @neddyclay7780
      @neddyclay7780 5 лет назад +1

      @@AntonioM8 still, there's a message that what he was eating was bad

    • @jackhentschel5961
      @jackhentschel5961 5 лет назад +1

      Is it weird that the closeups did not bother me, btw I'm NOT a dentist I'm an engineering student

  • @jamessoltis5407
    @jamessoltis5407 5 лет назад +2860

    ...GP is currently enjoying his new career as a lawsuit millionaire.

    • @darielrodriguez4555
      @darielrodriguez4555 5 лет назад +43

      What I’m saying

    • @idapuji8017
      @idapuji8017 5 лет назад +6

      who?

    • @ngooc2090
      @ngooc2090 5 лет назад +5

      North American RUclipsr but he didn’t die?

    • @ratedr9672
      @ratedr9672 5 лет назад +68

      Hot Cow Remember there were 8 other victims at that time, could’ve been one of those....

    • @gabrielfraser2109
      @gabrielfraser2109 5 лет назад +41

      @@ngooc2090 Many of these videos give the patient a far happier ending than in the real case.

  • @hunthighlights
    @hunthighlights Год назад +89

    5:24 I was really hoping to hear you say something about him being in darkness, imprisoning him, all he can see - absolute horror. He cannot live and he cannot die (due to the life support), he's trapped in himself, his body a holding cell. Nachos have taken his sight, taken his speech, taken his arms and taken his legs, nearly taken his soul and left him with a life in hell.

  • @SuperRainBowtie
    @SuperRainBowtie 5 лет назад +506

    "immediately after finishing his gas station dinner GP felt........ wonderful"
    baited

    • @alexhannah8889
      @alexhannah8889 5 лет назад +12

      @Bazzralic Mhh seems much more likely that it's the sugar and fat amounts

    • @candyluna2929
      @candyluna2929 5 лет назад

      Lol right as the video said it I read this comment

    • @fRom22456
      @fRom22456 5 лет назад +1

      They had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @zoomzoom1609
      @zoomzoom1609 5 лет назад

      GP got jebaited

    • @andrew_owens7680
      @andrew_owens7680 5 лет назад +1

      @Bazzralic EU - comes from Greek for You, PHORIA, the phase right prior to diarrhea. Translate, "you about to get the runs".

  • @jibutae
    @jibutae 5 лет назад +11360

    me: has headache so i take a nap
    chubbyemu in the distance: “take a nap she thought..”
    me: 😳

  • @georgepartin1482
    @georgepartin1482 5 лет назад +6948

    I didn’t need to see a close up of someone eating nachos and sausages

    • @bobthebuilder1360
      @bobthebuilder1360 5 лет назад +268

      I dis thats my fetish

    • @violentpixie4205
      @violentpixie4205 5 лет назад +117

      And that's why theres so many dislikes

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 5 лет назад +124

      THANK YOU! Disgusting...

    • @tylerasmith52
      @tylerasmith52 5 лет назад +236

      seriously. Didn't need to see that damn shot multiple times...

    • @frgwyn3760
      @frgwyn3760 5 лет назад +6

      George Partin lmfao

  • @_Umbrael_
    @_Umbrael_ 2 года назад +287

    I'd have sued that place. Bish, you almost killed me.

    • @spaghettiking653
      @spaghettiking653 Год назад +5

      It isn't necessarily their fault, either. Imagine you're just a random gas stationer who stocks nacho-cheese and one day two customers of yours turn out dead because of botulism. Not exactly your fault, is it?

    • @_Umbrael_
      @_Umbrael_ Год назад +105

      @@spaghettiking653 The company, not the worker themselves obviously.

    • @teresashinkansen9402
      @teresashinkansen9402 Год назад +9

      @@_Umbrael_ Getting sued just because a freak happening? Imagine you have a business and you get sued because someone contracted a very unusual illness while using your facilities. This mentality of wanting to punish everything for anything its not good, it does not solve a problem, for most its more about wanting retribution due anger, primitive behavior at its finest; a primitive human walks at the edge of a hill going for some food for him and his family, unknowingly dislodges a rock at the edge and hits another primitive human walking below, it injures him and gets very angry then thinks "monke hit me with rock now I hit back booga booga! and so the unwitting monkey procuring sustenance gets his head caved in by an enraged ape teaching him a "lesson".

    • @_Umbrael_
      @_Umbrael_ Год назад +84

      @@teresashinkansen9402 They are responsible for making sure their facilities and products are safe. I am within my rights to sue them for it not being safe.

    • @teresashinkansen9402
      @teresashinkansen9402 Год назад +3

      @@_Umbrael_ Just because you are within your rights doesn't mean to be reasonable. It is impossible to make everything 100% safe, if you look up medical literature you will see that this is exceedingly rare. Until what point responsibility stops? maybe the machine that heated the cheese was faulty, who is getting sued? the gas station or the company that made the machine? what if the machine malfunctioned because the thermostat was badly designed, who is the responsible who should be sued the manufacturer of the cheese machine or the manufacturer of the thermostat? What if a light fixture falls and hits someone all due defective fasteners, who is responsible? the gas station, the manufacturer of the fixture or the manufacturer of the fasteners? see how its not that simple in this kind of situations were a true culprit isn't there but it involves a whole chain. You can't expect to have everything scrutinized and inspected to avoid this there is always going to be some unregulated object or process with no true culprit, its not feasible, there is a point were suing its moot and more a sign of Karen like butthurt than a logical action, specially because after this kind of sues you sure are ruining someones life, maybe a whole family depended on that business?

  • @evilnyne
    @evilnyne 5 лет назад +1310

    A man responded with a “K” to his girlfriends paragraph.
    This is what happened to his relationship.

  • @sleepysnufkin5631
    @sleepysnufkin5631 5 лет назад +1752

    "A child *scratched his head.* This is how *his brain deteriorated* under 12 hours."

    • @KngMaxwell
      @KngMaxwell 5 лет назад +9

      sleepy snufkin that’s a good one

    • @mechamicro
      @mechamicro 5 лет назад +6

      This is a meme now.

    • @jaeminchoi6756
      @jaeminchoi6756 5 лет назад +6

      scratched his head btw

    • @sleepysnufkin5631
      @sleepysnufkin5631 5 лет назад

      @@jaeminchoi6756 No? Itch is a verb and a noun.

    • @SeraphX2
      @SeraphX2 5 лет назад +4

      @@sleepysnufkin5631 but not in the context of being the action that relieves an itch. scratching is what a person does.

  • @shannonolivas9524
    @shannonolivas9524 5 лет назад +520

    *me watching the first five minutes* : puts down nachos
    *me seeing he eventually regained motor function after a month on a ventilator, 2 months of therapy and 6 months at home* : picks up the nachos.

    • @_loss_
      @_loss_ 5 лет назад +40

      See you in 6 months

    • @davidmayberry3190
      @davidmayberry3190 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah, still worth it.

    • @GameFuMaster
      @GameFuMaster 5 лет назад +5

      @Aaron Scott dude, don't read comments before watching the video. Why would you anyway? It's called COMMENTS for a reason.

    • @WisamSafi1978
      @WisamSafi1978 5 лет назад +2

      Aaron Scott bruh! Seriously can you focus on the video without reading the comments for once!? I know you love reading but dude!

    • @yoseppijoe
      @yoseppijoe 5 лет назад

      Yeah, nachos are good.

  • @dealwiththat4060
    @dealwiththat4060 5 лет назад +3334

    A guy stubbed his toe, this is how he got pregnant

    • @Siribunny280
      @Siribunny280 5 лет назад +11

      Omg fuck that got me real good

    • @fazygiot4217
      @fazygiot4217 5 лет назад +3

      😂

    • @PWRslide_TV
      @PWRslide_TV 5 лет назад +5

      Jack Daniels stubbed his toe. It later got infected and then he died

    • @angelamanda4117
      @angelamanda4117 5 лет назад +3

      I'd watch the shit outta that video

    • @diademed
      @diademed 5 лет назад +4

      Burger king pregnant lettuce

  • @Corrupted
    @Corrupted 3 года назад +4049

    A man served dinner RAW, this is what Gordon Ramsay did to his family.

  • @paimom
    @paimom 4 года назад +3351

    Me: Its just a cough
    Mom: Its just a cough
    Dad: Its just a cough
    Doctor: Its just a cough
    Chubbyemu: Its just a cough...he thought

  • @VeeTwoPointOh
    @VeeTwoPointOh 2 года назад +13

    New phobia unlocked

  • @Allsop89
    @Allsop89 5 лет назад +618

    Holy Christ that’s enough close ups of someone eating for one lifetime!!!!

    • @tastynoobr3685
      @tastynoobr3685 5 лет назад +1

      BROTHERS inARMS very exaggerated

    • @falconerd343
      @falconerd343 5 лет назад +3

      @@ProdDhr Yeah, definitely don't like that 'flavor' of ASMR! Keep yo chewing to yo self!

    • @limpusshrimpus9810
      @limpusshrimpus9810 5 лет назад

      Right?

    • @Death99898
      @Death99898 5 лет назад +1

      if it was just one at the start to prove a point thats fine, but imma leave a dislike for making me puke

  • @Rickey1
    @Rickey1 5 лет назад +1366

    I swear these titles keep getting even more insane
    What’s next?
    “Man breathes in a public classroom, this is what happened to his lungs”
    *”Bus driver takes the wrong route, this is what happened to his brain”*
    *”BOY PLAYS ON A SAMSUNG, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS ENTIRE BODY”*

    • @TheBunnygirl20
      @TheBunnygirl20 5 лет назад +116

      More like man sneezes in class; this is how his ass exploded

    • @kendyl6806
      @kendyl6806 5 лет назад +37

      I mean, they’re accurate, right?

    • @chandlerhyers2553
      @chandlerhyers2553 5 лет назад +25

      R!ckey the last one
      “Boy plays on a Samsung phone, this is what happened to his parents money.”

    • @depressedhamburger4880
      @depressedhamburger4880 5 лет назад +12

      Chandler Hyers “boy plays on iPhone this is what happened to his parents money”

    • @nitrozerg
      @nitrozerg 5 лет назад +28

      “A man brushed his teeth 4 times in one day. This is how his colon shut down.”

  • @leburns6996
    @leburns6996 5 лет назад +1520

    Me: **eats gas station nachos**
    Doctor: hes fine
    Body: were fine
    Chubbyemu: prepare your gravestone

  • @vonjt4077
    @vonjt4077 Год назад +8

    Imagine eating gas station nachos for dinner and then this pops up in your recommended

  • @Pyriphlegeton
    @Pyriphlegeton 5 лет назад +1548

    "Presenting to the Emergency Room"
    *no raised index finger*
    WHO ARE YOU!?

    • @cross985
      @cross985 5 лет назад +33

      ITS LIQUID EMU!

    • @kathleen1685
      @kathleen1685 5 лет назад +14

      Lol, a clone!

    • @traitordoge5993
      @traitordoge5993 5 лет назад

      I KNOWWWW

    • @TheDeadSource
      @TheDeadSource 5 лет назад +5

      Man I'm glad I wasn't the only one it bothered.

    • @jaguarke069
      @jaguarke069 5 лет назад +5

      IKR? It really takes the fun out of the whole experience!

  • @H2ORaccoon
    @H2ORaccoon 5 лет назад +1321

    This man was hanging with his boys
    Here's what happened to the cold ones

    • @orin6705
      @orin6705 5 лет назад +5

      Wow. You just gave me nostalgia, lol.

    • @michaelallen4331
      @michaelallen4331 5 лет назад +2

      Water Raccoon craiking open a boy with no wait

    • @DannyDoesStuff
      @DannyDoesStuff 5 лет назад +2

      underrated

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 5 лет назад +3

      A man was hanging with The Cold Ones
      Heres what happened to his boys

    • @MundaneMinutes
      @MundaneMinutes 5 лет назад +3

      they have been cracked open

  • @Elleape
    @Elleape 5 лет назад +246

    Feels like a rock in your stomach after eating gas station nachos? Sounds pretty normal so far.

  • @joew8438
    @joew8438 2 года назад +47

    Having flashbacks to all the sketchy food I've eaten from gas stations.

    • @jbac5767
      @jbac5767 2 года назад +5

      ​@kimber4t4Becuase it's delicious!!! Every bit of it!

  • @keterclass3541
    @keterclass3541 4 года назад +2201

    Cant imagine living like this man for 6 weeks. Paralyzed, intubated, but conscious

    • @aidoesthat
      @aidoesthat 4 года назад +19

      Well he is still paralyzed once you are paralyzed no coming back unless you are lucky

    • @steakman4691
      @steakman4691 4 года назад +238

      @@aidoesthat Bernard did say that the patient's motor functions did return fully at the end of the video.

    • @delvinmallory3427
      @delvinmallory3427 4 года назад +103

      @@aidoesthat Not with botulism. Paralysis is generally permanent when it's caused by problems with the brain or spinal cord, but botulinum toxin limits itself. That's why people who get Botox injections for migraine need to do so on a schedule, because it wears off over time.

    • @WoundedSnake
      @WoundedSnake 4 года назад +16

      Look for "locked in syndrome" you will curse me later

    • @drinkspecials
      @drinkspecials 4 года назад +8

      Please put me in a coma

  • @tedros6917
    @tedros6917 3 года назад +389

    i feel so bad. most people on this channel are like: drank 50 beers daily for 6 weeks, drank 2 bottles benadryl, tripped on dark web mushrooms. this poor man just wanted to eat dinner what did he do to deserve this

    • @memes.5593
      @memes.5593 3 года назад +13

      Probably a heretic

    • @nodescriptionavailable3842
      @nodescriptionavailable3842 3 года назад +15

      @@memes.5593 this one of those special rare comments, thankyou 👌

    • @memes.5593
      @memes.5593 3 года назад +2

      @@nodescriptionavailable3842 I mean I have no explanation other than that to explain why God would put the odds against you so hard.

    • @nodescriptionavailable3842
      @nodescriptionavailable3842 3 года назад +2

      @@memes.5593 it’s as good of an explanation of bad luck as any
      Well maybe random probability but, just as likely god’s wrath is in collusion with or against the odds, and undetectable quantum interactions 😀

    • @memes.5593
      @memes.5593 3 года назад +1

      @@nodescriptionavailable3842 you never know, but we know this for sure, he pissed off somebody up above 😂🤣. God bless you man I hope you have a fantastic day 🙏.

  • @tonyr2920
    @tonyr2920 3 года назад +3473

    These titles are intense as fuck lol! “A man walks into a bar... this is how he ended up shitting his entire endocrine system on the bar stool.”

  • @lewislovelord8977
    @lewislovelord8977 2 года назад +26

    What an incredibly entertaining and informative video. Thanks!

  • @Thrallking
    @Thrallking 5 лет назад +1332

    "Immediately after finishing his gas station dinner GP felt wonderful"
    I call bullshit.

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 4 года назад +38

      I mean... It tastes good!

    • @sbhattacharya7389
      @sbhattacharya7389 4 года назад +27

      Thomas can't accept such bullshit

    • @adams115
      @adams115 4 года назад

      King Penguin shit

    • @3310-f2g
      @3310-f2g 4 года назад +9

      Bruh gas station hot dog and nachos... taste like garbage...

    • @RIPToot
      @RIPToot 4 года назад +1

      @@CatholicWeeb I mean... no it don't

  • @benbooth2783
    @benbooth2783 3 года назад +4285

    "Your muscles don't move on their own, they require motivation."
    C'mon muscles, you can do it!

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 3 года назад +183

      *all sudden you start excericing unable to stop*

    • @fishfood8711
      @fishfood8711 3 года назад +154

      “Move or i’ll make you the subject of a chubbyemu video”

    • @themysticmuse1111
      @themysticmuse1111 3 года назад +6

      😂

    • @elizabethwoolnough4358
      @elizabethwoolnough4358 3 года назад +46

      My heart bitches about me going for walks. I just tell it to shut up and get on with it.

    • @themysticmuse1111
      @themysticmuse1111 3 года назад +23

      @@elizabethwoolnough4358 JUST did that exact thing. 1st walk in 2 months. I've been really ill. It kicked my arse,but I loved it. Nature heals. ❤

  • @timothyrivera5788
    @timothyrivera5788 4 года назад +421

    " Immediately after finishing his gas station dinner, GP felt... *WONDERFUL* "

    • @AlaskaBoyAlex
      @AlaskaBoyAlex 4 года назад +3

      Yeah that part caught be way off guard too lmao

    • @rabbitgutz6556
      @rabbitgutz6556 4 года назад +1

      @@AlaskaBoyAlex same

    • @DibIrken
      @DibIrken 4 года назад +3

      That felt anticlimactic. I was expecting the worse. 😂

    • @thomascella6162
      @thomascella6162 4 года назад +6

      Usually someone that eats dinner from a gas station don’t exactly feel “wonderful”.

    • @AlaskaBoyAlex
      @AlaskaBoyAlex 4 года назад +3

      @@thomascella6162 Exactly. Much like a grindr hook up, you enjoy it quite a bit until it's over and then you get kinda depressed and promise never to do it again, but you know you're lying to yourself which makes you feel even worse.

  • @bluecrater
    @bluecrater 5 лет назад +1095

    “a man breathed, this is how his left pinky toe fell off”

    • @alexandru.g8746
      @alexandru.g8746 5 лет назад +4

      "Meet Arnold"

    • @yowalt9
      @yowalt9 5 лет назад

      so true

    • @pencrows
      @pencrows 5 лет назад

      holy shit i just made a comment about a left pinky toe also lmao

  • @yousahdood
    @yousahdood 5 лет назад +810

    A sailor ate a whole can of uncooked spinach, this is what happened to his arms.

  • @grahamw2455
    @grahamw2455 3 года назад +1038

    If the story of a man being partially paralyzed from gas station food didn't put me off, the close-ups certainly did.

  • @zacktyler2810
    @zacktyler2810 Год назад +4

    Can't go wrong with 7-11 for dinner. 🤦🏻‍♂️
    Lol

  • @cometdog6510
    @cometdog6510 5 лет назад +317

    Moral of the story: don’t eat at shady gas stations in case it’s nacho lucky day

    • @yipeerika
      @yipeerika 5 лет назад +4

      Jsjsjs lmao

    • @fr05tyx98
      @fr05tyx98 5 лет назад

      Thats a horrible pun and you should be ashamed

    • @KCCC326
      @KCCC326 5 лет назад +15

      Nacho finest joke. Sorry.. I needed a pizza the action.

    • @johntaranto29
      @johntaranto29 5 лет назад +11

      It can happen anywhere. You can't avoid food poisoning simply by avoiding sketchy spots, its kind of like ted bundy. Just because you avoided the tweaker weirdos and accepted the ride from nice charming well spoken ted bundy doesn't mean your safe.

    • @XeonProductions
      @XeonProductions 5 лет назад +8

      I've eaten shady gas station food many times. My story: A man ate shady gas station food frequently his entire life. This is how his bathroom became uninhabitable.

  • @disgustof-riley
    @disgustof-riley 5 лет назад +274

    "A nanogram can kill you...
    Meaning humans, obviously, have found ways to use it therapeutically."
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @christinesarkis4029
      @christinesarkis4029 5 лет назад +10

      Better than finding ways to use it recreationally, I suppose.

    • @tomarsandbeyond
      @tomarsandbeyond 5 лет назад

      i am like yeah this would be a fun party drug, eyeroll, but people do have botox parties!

  • @ReR7474
    @ReR7474 4 года назад +1014

    Twist ending: he died not from what he suffered but because of the bill he received from the hospital.

    • @brolenski
      @brolenski 4 года назад +29

      Imagine getting a googolplex bill

    • @KxrbonTh30ry
      @KxrbonTh30ry 4 года назад +7

      @@brolenski your life is over

    • @ItchesIt
      @ItchesIt 4 года назад +1

      Truth right there.

    • @iambored678
      @iambored678 4 года назад +7

      He didn't die though, he made a full recovery

    • @michaelhanchin6009
      @michaelhanchin6009 3 года назад +7

      And then went to work at that hospital's cafetreia.

  • @Sketch_EM
    @Sketch_EM Год назад +5

    thank goodness he made a full recovery, that had to be scary and as a truck driver this is why i took so caution on the food i delivered, always made sure temps were safe on route and final delivery.

  • @WaterLiker
    @WaterLiker 4 года назад +7793

    Don’t ever show a man eating Nachos and Hotdogs close up the screen ever again.

  • @mrmosty5167
    @mrmosty5167 5 лет назад +585

    You forgot to point when you said “presenting to the emergency room”

    • @sentienttapioca5409
      @sentienttapioca5409 5 лет назад +130

      ‘Chubbyemu forgot to point once. Here’s what happened to Mr Mosty’s sanity.’

    • @Yellow-Rose
      @Yellow-Rose 5 лет назад +31

      LOL he pointed with his eyebrows.

    • @magipp
      @magipp 5 лет назад +20

      I pointed for him

    • @fuselier9638
      @fuselier9638 5 лет назад +6

      yeah i noticed that lol

    • @1blisslife
      @1blisslife 5 лет назад +6

      Mr Mosty He didn’t just present.... He crawled!

  • @LikeAF0x
    @LikeAF0x 3 года назад +2424

    “Immediately after finishing his gas station dinner, GP felt…wonderful”
    Ok you got me on that one

  • @PugsleyThePear
    @PugsleyThePear 8 месяцев назад +4

    Dr Bernard: Clostridium botulinum
    Me: forbidden cheese doodle

  • @jollytemplar3670
    @jollytemplar3670 5 лет назад +708

    Gas station nachos probably violate the Geneva convention

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 5 лет назад +15

      If they don't already, then someone needs to make it so.

    • @vinterfe1558
      @vinterfe1558 5 лет назад +55

      Gas station nachos may be bad, but gas station sushi is a crime against humanity

    • @thefantasticdrill788
      @thefantasticdrill788 5 лет назад +15

      As someone who eats sushi on a regular basis, I shudder to think about what Gas station Sushi tastes like.

    • @sophievande22
      @sophievande22 5 лет назад

      @A Paid NASA Shill walmart sushi sucks but HEB sushi is actually really good

  • @emilynelson9174
    @emilynelson9174 3 года назад +2367

    I work at a fast food restaurant that uses nacho cheese. After initially seeing this episode months ago, any time I see people NOT keeping this cheese dispenser at an appropriate temp or other poor practices, I tell them how people have been known to die, if not suffer greatly, from such circumstances and direct them to this video

    • @Sporkyyyyyy
      @Sporkyyyyyy 3 года назад +81

      Pog

    • @kanjakan
      @kanjakan 3 года назад +210

      You're the real legend.

    • @Setsunako6587
      @Setsunako6587 3 года назад +175

      Not all heroes wear capes 🙏🏾

    • @elliea595
      @elliea595 3 года назад +44

      Bravo

    • @JK7H
      @JK7H 3 года назад +4

      I get what you want to do but is kinda misleading

  • @siracha4956
    @siracha4956 5 лет назад +1314

    "a man breathed to deeply, this is how his liver fell out his urethra"

  • @foureyedchick
    @foureyedchick Год назад +6

    Gas station nachos and gas station sushi ? Looks like gas stations are only for gasoline.

  • @daniels4742
    @daniels4742 3 года назад +2845

    After six weeks of rehabilitation in hospital, he was able to return home... with a medical debt of 140 million dollars.

    • @robertemerson1087
      @robertemerson1087 3 года назад +289

      Right, they save your life and now you owe them all the money you’ll make for the rest of your life 😂 I can only imagine the bill for the guy that swallowed that fish bone, man got treated in 3 different countries, plus he got air lifted from Vietnam, to Thailand, lmfao.

    • @karlijn3230
      @karlijn3230 3 года назад +69

      Hmm, I don't know how medical insurance works in the USA, but I'd assume that perhaps the CDC who is responsible for food safety would pay if GP isn't insured?

    • @christopherdorner925
      @christopherdorner925 3 года назад +196

      @@karlijn3230 lol you definitely don't know how insurance works in the us

    • @christopherdorner925
      @christopherdorner925 3 года назад +104

      @@robertemerson1087 didn't watch that video but most other countries than the us would treat you for free even if you're not a citizen.

    • @AlecBig
      @AlecBig 3 года назад +12

      That he didn't pay

  • @gamersedge4867
    @gamersedge4867 4 года назад +1907

    This channel is literally making me scared to live

    • @ryabatt0
      @ryabatt0 4 года назад +151

      A man once lived for 90 years
      He died

    • @th3gu780
      @th3gu780 4 года назад +54

      Same!I swear this guy says everything is bad for u and each has a scary result

    • @sergiosantiago2
      @sergiosantiago2 4 года назад +12

      Exactly this man terrifies me

    • @FireFoxDestroyer
      @FireFoxDestroyer 4 года назад +2

      Me to

    • @smt4090
      @smt4090 4 года назад +8

      Good.
      that is the goal

  • @purplepeak8575
    @purplepeak8575 5 лет назад +829

    A mathematician accidentally divided by zero, this is what happened to his brain.

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 5 лет назад +11

      Purple Peak *_his brain exploded_*

    • @Whowalnut
      @Whowalnut 5 лет назад +6

      Under rated comment lol

    • @Hayden_Cat
      @Hayden_Cat 5 лет назад +5

      My teacher dead ass did this

    • @purplepeak8575
      @purplepeak8575 5 лет назад +1

      @@Whowalnut thanks!

    • @Whowalnut
      @Whowalnut 5 лет назад +2

      @@purplepeak8575 np

  • @amandaliscette6541
    @amandaliscette6541 2 года назад +2

    The narrator's voice is everything & he breaks it down! Love this content!

  • @gretathuumberg
    @gretathuumberg 5 лет назад +1028

    Me: *uses the bathroom*
    Chubbyemu: This is how she developed a brain aneurysm

    • @AlishaArlene
      @AlishaArlene 5 лет назад +27

      If you're pushing that hard, you need a laxative or a suppository. Dayum. lol O_______O

    • @tnexus13
      @tnexus13 5 лет назад +1

      Very similar to what killed my uncle.

    • @WickedProxy
      @WickedProxy 5 лет назад +4

      Um that's actually a thing.

    • @troymeredith521
      @troymeredith521 5 лет назад +3

      I'm sorry, but this line is perfect for here if it finally comes out doing #2: All Might: "Holy...Stinkin...Supercrap!!". For me, this would have been shortly after my open heart surgery and being heavily medicated causing severe constipation. Took about an hour, but when it did, that quote fits very perfectly to what happened.

    • @MeteCanKarahasan
      @MeteCanKarahasan 5 лет назад

      May he R.I.P.

  • @infinityx4671
    @infinityx4671 5 лет назад +1128

    Me after watching this video:
    Me: "EY MA, WHAT ARE WE HAVING FOR SUPPER"
    Mom: "Nachos"
    Me: *screams*

    • @jellyacc
      @jellyacc 5 лет назад +60

      I imagined your scream being high pitched

    • @infinityx4671
      @infinityx4671 5 лет назад +24

      @@jellyacc you are probably right

    • @taetaefangirl
      @taetaefangirl 5 лет назад +7

      Good luck on those nachos man

    • @infinityx4671
      @infinityx4671 5 лет назад +1

      @@taetaefangirl Thanks bro

    • @noahlail4018
      @noahlail4018 5 лет назад +4

      I'm ngl nachos sound good right now... well they were good while they lasted

  • @Maryxx95
    @Maryxx95 3 года назад +2233

    this channel almost fills the void that “1000 ways to die” left in me

    • @OHOE1
      @OHOE1 3 года назад +59

      I don’t want to eat at a gas station now

    • @RecordFusionist
      @RecordFusionist 3 года назад +25

      Same bruh, I miss that show

    • @idonthaveabody.help.4736
      @idonthaveabody.help.4736 3 года назад +26

      Please dont bring back those locked away memories

    • @nyki7fykxtjxyi
      @nyki7fykxtjxyi 3 года назад +10

      I ain't eating nothing from a gas station nomore

    • @run2u520
      @run2u520 3 года назад +9

      With Ron Pearlman narrating it...man, what a time that was.

  • @MentallyUncanny
    @MentallyUncanny Год назад +8

    "A man makes closeups of him eating. This is what happened to his brain cells."

  • @halitozgur6166
    @halitozgur6166 3 года назад +1341

    What I have learned from this guy's videos:
    -Do not overdo something
    -Do not eat gas station food

    • @TheAvsouto
      @TheAvsouto 3 года назад +51

      - Do not trust husbands.

    • @TheAvsouto
      @TheAvsouto 3 года назад +72

      Every video with a husband the guy does nothing useful until the wife is convulsing on the floor or vomiting blood

    • @halitozgur6166
      @halitozgur6166 3 года назад +6

      @@TheAvsouto lol xd

    • @callmedishes_1395
      @callmedishes_1395 3 года назад +62

      -Emia means presence in blood

    • @cassanderrr
      @cassanderrr 3 года назад +15

      Yeah I once bought gas station chocolate. It tasted weird. Check the date it had expired 😔

  • @jtmichaelson
    @jtmichaelson 4 года назад +5482

    Think we can get a little closer to someone's mouth while they take a bite of food.

    • @Anixxt
      @Anixxt 4 года назад +71

      Watch joey worlds tour

    • @cjmg321
      @cjmg321 4 года назад +77

      LOVE the graphic grossness of eating gas station food!

    • @kpdelaney6460
      @kpdelaney6460 4 года назад +30

      macro lens on the guy's lips

    • @MegaClaymore123
      @MegaClaymore123 4 года назад +55

      Or at least show the clip a couple more times haha

    • @Kowolski01
      @Kowolski01 4 года назад +17

      Enhance!

  • @ScubaJoffrey
    @ScubaJoffrey 5 лет назад +425

    No one:
    chubbyemu: "A man says hello to his neighbor on the way to work. This is what happened to his spinal fluid."

    • @nitrozerg
      @nitrozerg 5 лет назад +12

      “A girl sneezed while doing homework. This is how her stomach digested itself.”

    • @Acepilot12345
      @Acepilot12345 5 лет назад +5

      A lady water her plants. This is what happened to her dog.

    • @Nyorane
      @Nyorane 5 лет назад +6

      A man laughed at a chain of RUclips comments. This is how his organs shut down.

  • @MAJICB0B
    @MAJICB0B 2 года назад +7

    Now every time I have Nachos from a gas station or movie theatre, I'm gonna always have this in the back of my mind. Thanks for that lol

  • @CossZt6
    @CossZt6 4 года назад +924

    A man ordered Chicken McNuggets
    *This is how his eyes caught on fire*

    • @aidanwhite6617
      @aidanwhite6617 4 года назад +4

      @@Kyle-ph5hc how did you do it?

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 4 года назад +14

      Untitled there was oil in the chicky nuggies and thus the oil traveled from his stomach to his eyes. When he blinked the reaction from the oil immediately started smoking, JP drank water in hope that the smoking stops. It didn't work thus he was immediately taken to the emergency room, while the doctors were operating on his eyes, a nurse brought in a lit match when the eyes immediately made contact, his eyes exploded in flames. The doctors called in the fire department they successfully put out the fire. Unfortunately JP was left blinded from the events. Once he got home his body started to combust and thus his body exploded and started a black hole which sucked in the entire universe.

    • @confused_potato_boi1435
      @confused_potato_boi1435 4 года назад +2

      He couldn't handle them sweet N U G G S

    • @gigascalie5557
      @gigascalie5557 4 года назад

      omg i LOVE MCNUGGETS

    • @SlothBalls
      @SlothBalls 4 года назад

      A man opened his eyes, this is how he fucking exploded

  • @mylo6670
    @mylo6670 5 лет назад +1182

    “This man gave money to a homeless man, watch what happened to his cat”

  • @randomcheese1719
    @randomcheese1719 4 года назад +925

    "This tastes like chalk", he thought. "I really don't want to drink this", he thought. "Did I leave the oven on at home?", he thought.

    • @cmiller982
      @cmiller982 4 года назад +51

      “Hotel, Trivago”, he thought

    • @coolestdude244
      @coolestdude244 4 года назад +14

      "Purple tree, plus I got this brown in me.", He thought

    • @ol6halodude577
      @ol6halodude577 4 года назад

      ???.... sorry, I didn’t get it. Jokes have to be explained to me a lot!!

    • @darksouls_guy1656
      @darksouls_guy1656 4 года назад

      @@ol6halodude577 he thought is a favorite term of chubby emu

    • @KarmanicMizery
      @KarmanicMizery 4 года назад

      “Huh” he

  • @DeeYee99
    @DeeYee99 Год назад +2

    this had me on edge BIG TIME but knowing he fully recovered warmed my heart ngl I was happy for him.

  • @Sunnywastakentoo
    @Sunnywastakentoo 5 лет назад +360

    A boy walked to school, this is how his lungs collapsed.

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 5 лет назад +13

      Naw I'd be more like,
      A boy walked to school every Tuesday, this is how half of his body shut down

    • @obesecatexpert
      @obesecatexpert 5 лет назад +7

      related to juuling bet

    • @justindiebels8
      @justindiebels8 5 лет назад +9

      Bullet wounds?

    • @ras_krystafari3333
      @ras_krystafari3333 5 лет назад

      A Poop clickbeet a yeet for view, this is how he never came!

    • @bomber7837
      @bomber7837 5 лет назад +1

      Well, this may be a joke, but I had this happen to me. I had a spontaneous pneumothorax whilst in a Geography lesson.

  • @burger_gaming
    @burger_gaming 4 года назад +885

    Someone: *eats an innocent thing*
    Body: aw hell nah

    • @deafkite638
      @deafkite638 4 года назад +67

      A man breathed, this is how his liver shut down

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 4 года назад +35

      Inductive Kickback
      A man existed, this is how his lungs ruptured.

    • @deadandbored
      @deadandbored 4 года назад +20

      gas station food is pretty far from being innoncent, theyre the corner hooker of foods

    • @CaedusDeorum
      @CaedusDeorum 4 года назад +12

      I don’t think ANYTHING from a gas station can be considered innocent...

    • @maameyaaa.7563
      @maameyaaa.7563 4 года назад

      @@deafkite638 😂😂😂😂

  • @OrbGoblin
    @OrbGoblin 4 года назад +2049

    Man I feel so sorry for that guy, lost his restaurant and then this.
    The hospital bill must have been staggering.

    • @patricksworkshop6010
      @patricksworkshop6010 4 года назад +349

      Prolly got a lawsuit from the gas station

    • @vivianphillips768
      @vivianphillips768 4 года назад +116

      Yeah, I almost cried when I heard the 2 seconds at the very end about is full recovery. Poor guy been through it

    • @G1ennbeckismyher0
      @G1ennbeckismyher0 4 года назад +34

      INB4 "Europe free tho, lulz"

    • @ihsandeeb
      @ihsandeeb 4 года назад +16

      I hope he had full coverage for health insurance

    • @G1ennbeckismyher0
      @G1ennbeckismyher0 4 года назад +18

      @Noel Pytlik welp that didn't take long

  • @aidencates3553
    @aidencates3553 2 года назад +5

    "don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bruh"

  • @maximgeorgiev3820
    @maximgeorgiev3820 4 года назад +909

    GAS STATION NACHOS HAS
    TAKEN MY ARMS
    TAKEN MY LEGS
    LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL