Donald Jr.'s Best Defense? That He's An Idiot

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @zora99ny
    @zora99ny 7 лет назад +615

    I completely forgot Bill O'Reilly existed. It's a good feeling.

    • @andrewjensen1146
      @andrewjensen1146 7 лет назад +5

      You forgot about Evolution being wrong because Earth is the only planet with a moon? Lucky you

    • @Jan-vv1zk
      @Jan-vv1zk 7 лет назад +5

      Andrew Jensen did he actually say anything like that?

    • @Sig721Tau
      @Sig721Tau 6 лет назад +1

      Andrew Jensen
      Dumbest comment ever in the history of RUclips.

    • @tannedNgreen
      @tannedNgreen 6 лет назад

      Look up Jupiter, idiot. It has dozens of moons, some of which are larger than Earth itself. Some of which have liquid oceans and might have life like Earth. (edit: Someone skipped out on 3rd grade science class before they tried to be snarky.)

    • @chloebutler8438
      @chloebutler8438 6 лет назад +1

      Andrew Jensen
      1. This is a very confusing comment. What are you replying to?
      2. Are you sure about that? Jupiter has several dozen moons, to name just one planet.

  • @bradsuarez2683
    @bradsuarez2683 7 лет назад +1341

    Don Jr. "Hindsight is 20-20"
    Stephen "He's right... I think a lot of voters will be using hindsight in 2020"
    The writers of this show deserve medals!!!

    • @fluidxd5476
      @fluidxd5476 7 лет назад +22

      Brad Suarez yeah that was absolutely fucking perfect

    • @samhugh4965
      @samhugh4965 7 лет назад +15

      Absolute gold.

    • @daveappleton2551
      @daveappleton2551 7 лет назад +4

      when ever I see trump ithink I have hind sight!

    • @farznish
      @farznish 7 лет назад +4

      That was my favorite part!
      #Gold

    • @walkerhorne3064
      @walkerhorne3064 7 лет назад +2

      Brad Suarez stole the joke from John oliver

  • @pz2736
    @pz2736 7 лет назад +428

    Stephen Colbert rules! He always manages to express things perfectly and his jokes cut to the chase.

    • @bestminecraftvideosevrr3413
      @bestminecraftvideosevrr3413 7 лет назад +1

      Paul Z Liberal cringe

    • @Sig721Tau
      @Sig721Tau 6 лет назад +3

      Best Minecraft Videos Evrr
      Then, why are you? Trolling much?

    • @stevequeipo9531
      @stevequeipo9531 5 лет назад +2

      You're another low IQ dim who is not capable of thinking on his own. Oh yeah, the rest of the sheep took the path on the left in case you got lost again

    • @SKRAPNOID
      @SKRAPNOID 5 лет назад +1

      PZ yeah, no.... Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel are on the same sub preschool level, but thats an insult to preschoolers. They both SUCK but thats understating it.... GARBAGE

  • @nathanieldrew
    @nathanieldrew 7 лет назад +497

    Stephen Colbert is killing it lately. Great monologue.

    • @cassidyflemming1110
      @cassidyflemming1110 7 лет назад +6

      Sam michaels...... c’mon I think Nathaniel has a great sense of humor. I agree with him. Great monologue Mr. Colbert!

    • @soulsearcher9620
      @soulsearcher9620 6 лет назад +4

      Stephen kills it all the time. 😊 not just lately.

    • @tiernyt2051
      @tiernyt2051 6 лет назад +1

      I agree with you, but honestly Colbert kills it constantly !!!!

    • @tiernyt2051
      @tiernyt2051 6 лет назад +1

      Awwwww phoo bear 🤣

    • @mrautomatic8880
      @mrautomatic8880 6 лет назад +3

      I like how you call him and his viewer's "nasty pieces of shit," but you're obviously watching him too so that makes you one as well. 😆

  • @jsmcguireIII
    @jsmcguireIII 7 лет назад +503

    As we learned way back in law school: "Stultus est ens per praevaricationem legis defensionem" (being stupid is no defense for breaking the law)

    • @buzhichun
      @buzhichun 7 лет назад +9

      It's been a while since I learnt Latin, but shouldn't that be more like
      _Stultitia non est defensio contra praevaricationem legis_
      ?
      I looked it up and 'ens' seems to be a weird medieval addition to Latin, meaning 'being' as in 'a being', so I'm not sure you can use it that way. ('Stultus esse' would make more sense I think)

    • @MeriScrapper13
      @MeriScrapper13 7 лет назад +10

      And...Never, Ever put anything incriminating in Writing!!

    • @justafeeling2565
      @justafeeling2565 7 лет назад +1

      Unless you happen to be the RodHam Clinton?

    • @jsmcguireIII
      @jsmcguireIII 7 лет назад +41

      Still obsessed with that woman? damn child you need help.

    • @larryhovekamp4318
      @larryhovekamp4318 5 лет назад

      Great quote! Time for me to brush up on my high school Latin.

  • @Mishimized
    @Mishimized 7 лет назад +257

    This is Better than SNL

    • @tuele4302
      @tuele4302 7 лет назад +11

      Well, SNL is on break at the moment so there is really no competition here.

    • @imisstoronto3121
      @imisstoronto3121 7 лет назад

      yes and then we can relive it again when SNL spoofs the WH. It's delicious!!

    • @iadorenewyork1
      @iadorenewyork1 4 года назад

      Much better!

    • @MiaKhalifa-mj5xz
      @MiaKhalifa-mj5xz 2 года назад

      Not much competition there

  • @foureye7058
    @foureye7058 7 лет назад +798

    I can't wait to see trumpsters talk their way out of this one.

    • @Andeavor
      @Andeavor 7 лет назад +146

      Best one I've heard so far: "I don't see a problem."
      The stone-faced denial is astounding.

    • @chairarms
      @chairarms 7 лет назад +100

      LORD BURGEL try "I applaud his transparency" :l it's like confessing a crime to a court then hearing the court excuse you just for doing so

    • @muffinman5741
      @muffinman5741 7 лет назад +72

      Andeavor well you overestimate trump supporters. You have to remember they didn't vote for him despite what he he is. They voted for him BECAUSE of what he is. So of course they don't see a problem. They would have done the same. That's what they expected of Trump. They know that he is a crooked idiot, that why they voted for him.

    • @puts1421
      @puts1421 7 лет назад +1

      LORD BURGEL there's really not much for them to talk about. what exactly did Don do exactly? No one is even talking about actual prosecution because there is nothing to prove. I am not sure why we are getting ourselves all worked over over this bit of fake news.

    • @Joker-gs6cl
      @Joker-gs6cl 7 лет назад +38

      BUT HILLARY!!!

  • @evamaria534
    @evamaria534 7 лет назад +185

    this presidency...its beautiful like watching slow motion footage of a clown car coming apart

    • @jcbyveman
      @jcbyveman 7 лет назад +20

      eva maria
      Went to find slow motion clown car footage.
      Was not disappointed.

  • @jonanice
    @jonanice 7 лет назад +172

    that 20/20 joke was so perfectly great

    • @Alvicbar
      @Alvicbar 7 лет назад +2

      bernie would have won 2020

  • @mistressofmusic21
    @mistressofmusic21 7 лет назад +1934

    The apple doesn't fall too far from the orange.

  • @joligenza1359
    @joligenza1359 7 лет назад +29

    Does anyone else get a warm fuzzy feeling listening to this?

  • @TheKrevit
    @TheKrevit 7 лет назад +26

    These monologues are quite the bomb.

  • @yake222
    @yake222 7 лет назад +1256

    Judge: How do you plead?
    Don Jr: I plead stupid your honor.
    Judge: On what ground?
    Don Jr: My last name is Trump.

    • @sploofmcsterra4786
      @sploofmcsterra4786 7 лет назад +36

      Judge: upheld

    • @ishf1772
      @ishf1772 7 лет назад +10

      lmao

    • @anjie8570
      @anjie8570 7 лет назад +9

      yake222 😂 lol

    • @jonalionee4641
      @jonalionee4641 5 лет назад

      Everything Trump does, drives *liberTurds* nuts. LOL.

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 5 лет назад +2

      yake222 the meeting was 20 mins. 15 minutes longer then he could keep it up in bed.

  • @zuttorizzo
    @zuttorizzo 7 лет назад +31

    Putin is beginning to wonder what kind of clowns did he trust to do it right!
    Colbert is one of the best!

  • @carternelson9537
    @carternelson9537 7 лет назад +144

    It looks likes D.C now stands for Donald's Circus

    • @WyvernApalis
      @WyvernApalis 6 лет назад +2

      Soviet Union da comrade

    • @northerninfidelable
      @northerninfidelable 6 лет назад +5

      Duplicitous cunts works too

    • @nostromov7892
      @nostromov7892 5 лет назад

      Hey, writing "D.C" there was like that moron not knowing that TV isn't "T.V." LMAO

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 5 лет назад

      Soviet Union when men are impotent they act out.

  • @BladeWinters
    @BladeWinters 7 лет назад +88

    So they're prepping their stupidity defense, I guess insanity was too far-fetched

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 7 лет назад +9

      BladeWinters zing

  • @OsamaSaeed972
    @OsamaSaeed972 7 лет назад +24

    "People will be voting with hindsight in 2020"." Brilliant line!

  • @catgilfillan2991
    @catgilfillan2991 7 лет назад +250

    The arrogance of Trump Jr and his contempt for normal people is disgusting.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 7 лет назад +19

      Cat Gilfillan like father like son

    • @anachristina9543
      @anachristina9543 7 лет назад +8

      Cat Gilfillan he's such an asshole

    • @rsbds5791
      @rsbds5791 4 года назад

      Lowest unemployment in USA ever.
      But still listening to your Hollywood people what they say about Trump

    • @sohamc4979
      @sohamc4979 4 года назад +1

      @@RPMcM09 Are You A QAnoner.

    • @BobZombie
      @BobZombie 4 года назад

      @@rsbds5791 it's been dropping since 2009, you are giving Trump all the credit for something he didn't even start.

  • @erickoontz6835
    @erickoontz6835 7 лет назад +25

    The Trumps just serve it up on a silver platter to Stephen! So, so kind of them!!

  • @Kristine_202
    @Kristine_202 7 лет назад +65

    Jr. has to do something about those veneers. They're taking over his mouth.

    • @saintmichael1779
      @saintmichael1779 5 лет назад +2

      And shampoo every once in a while, Donnie Jr.

    • @michelez715
      @michelez715 5 лет назад +1

      They temporarily blinded me, when he opened his mouth.

  • @BdR76
    @BdR76 7 лет назад +1402

    6:46 "Hindsight is 20-20, and I think a lot of voters will be using hindsight in 2020" xD LOL nice one

    • @SoyDuckHot
      @SoyDuckHot 7 лет назад +30

      BdR76 right? That's exactly what I thought after hearing it. Such a great catch phrase.

    • @bongzongify
      @bongzongify 7 лет назад +2

      thanks i made that joke months ago

    • @Allison_B.
      @Allison_B. 7 лет назад +3

      Sorry, I wouldn't have asked but since you brought it up, I'm not a native speaker and I didn't get the joke, could anyone explain it to me ?

    • @mariothrowsfireballsuntitl1841
      @mariothrowsfireballsuntitl1841 7 лет назад +12

      His point is that . In 2020 people won't vote for someone as dumb as Trump. Hard to believe

    • @vivi028
      @vivi028 7 лет назад +32

      @Allison B. Hindsight is 20/20 is based off of the fact that 20/20 is the normal human eyesight/vision level and if you look at your actions in the past you would've done some things differently because some things don't go as you would've wanted or some things out of your control.
      The joke is a play on words (or in this case, words and numbers). 2020 is the next US presidential elections and that in 2020 Trump's voters will vote someone else due to his actions currently (which would be in their hindsight by 2020)

  • @steffenraabjerg5937
    @steffenraabjerg5937 7 лет назад +27

    The hindsight 2020 joke though! That is genius writing !

  • @Nick_1790
    @Nick_1790 7 лет назад +1702

    America, can you please not use the "leader of the free world" title anymore, please.... We, people outside of the US, have no responsibility of Mr. Covfefe. Thanks, love you America.

    • @dinsel9691
      @dinsel9691 7 лет назад +77

      Luis Vallejos It was clear from the last G20 meeting as to who was the leader of the free world.
      They took a picture together with all the men in blackbsuites... with the leader of the free world dressed in bright red standing in the middle at the front row.
      Whereas Trump was put in the corner.
      www.g20.org/Content/EN/StatischeSeiten/G20/Bilder/2017-07-07-g20-familienfoto-en.jpg?__blob=bpaTopmeldung&v=2

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 7 лет назад +17

      *covfefe

    • @uk69uk
      @uk69uk 7 лет назад +91

      Have to agree, the US has never been the leader of the free world, but they claim it anyway.
      Probably why most of the rest of the world dislikes them.

    • @chiuansheng
      @chiuansheng 7 лет назад +6

      +Din Sel G20 is a joke.China is free world leader? Saudi Arab is a free world leader?

    • @zapermunz
      @zapermunz 7 лет назад +46

      He was talking about Germany... Which has taken that mantel now alongside France.

  • @pfflam
    @pfflam 7 лет назад +10

    Colbert is killin it!

    • @teli6350
      @teli6350 6 лет назад

      pfflam your profile pic matches perfectly to that statement!😃

  • @dorianrhansen7495
    @dorianrhansen7495 7 лет назад +37

    "Sir, you have to get up..its time to go to bed" HA HA HA

    • @davidellick6657
      @davidellick6657 6 лет назад

      Dorian Hansen another with. No talent. Like Colbert. ok

    • @CaptEoNinja83
      @CaptEoNinja83 5 лет назад

      Lol, this is right out of a 3 Stooges short. No really, Colbert stole that.

  • @wizkhalifasmoke
    @wizkhalifasmoke 7 лет назад +146

    You can't plead ignorance to the law. Law 101

    • @1234kalmar
      @1234kalmar 7 лет назад +8

      It's the US. You bet your ass their malfunctioning legal system has a part that allows just that.

    • @wizkhalifasmoke
      @wizkhalifasmoke 7 лет назад +3

      actually it doesn't haha

    • @1234kalmar
      @1234kalmar 7 лет назад +2

      Are you sure? I hope you are right, I just don't think the US has that in it.

    • @Khaim.m
      @Khaim.m 7 лет назад +10

      Unless you're a cop! Law 102, "qualified immunity".

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 7 лет назад +4

      kevinmuehl Muehlkevin in the words of Dave Chapelle's friend Chip "I didn't know I couldn't do that"

  • @robertfehr5222
    @robertfehr5222 7 лет назад +558

    Colbert has been nailing his comedic take on trumps presidency.

    • @danbee6103
      @danbee6103 7 лет назад +6

      Robert Fehr thanks general george.

    • @Duke_Togo_G13
      @Duke_Togo_G13 7 лет назад +1

      Robert Fehr He has to.. It makes him money, because he has nothing else, and he's not very funny.

    • @tomcrapper355
      @tomcrapper355 7 лет назад +4

      Hey fuck nuts, stop spamming you ignorant ass.

    • @hansakkerman2611
      @hansakkerman2611 7 лет назад +3

      Duke Togo - Pitchokey666 over 9 thousand people disagree with you

    • @offthewallFBB
      @offthewallFBB 7 лет назад +2

      This story is fake news

  • @ziksy6460
    @ziksy6460 7 лет назад +20

    Keep digging that hole Donald Jr! Keep digging that hole!

  • @apirakngsriwongse2898
    @apirakngsriwongse2898 7 лет назад +31

    Like father like son.

  • @lauravalle3766
    @lauravalle3766 7 лет назад +38

    Hindsight in 2020! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

  • @natepark2973
    @natepark2973 7 лет назад +19

    That hindsight in 2020 joke was fucking gold

    • @cumquat69
      @cumquat69 3 года назад

      yeah it was, says someone before 2020

  • @dougdimmadome1767
    @dougdimmadome1767 7 лет назад +22

    hindsight in 2020. that was gold sir.

  • @vimaryshortridge3007
    @vimaryshortridge3007 7 лет назад +71

    Love you Stephen! Keep doing what you are doing, real (not fake) news with a sense of humor. 👍❤

    • @saul2007t
      @saul2007t 6 лет назад

      We need to laugh through the pain.

  • @noneya622
    @noneya622 7 лет назад +7

    "A lot of voters will be using hindsight in, 2020."
    That was witty Stephen.

  • @maikutsukino4743
    @maikutsukino4743 7 лет назад +78

    And Trump supporters are still claiming this is all fake.........

  • @townsendjean
    @townsendjean 7 лет назад +109

    "I have very little time...blah blah" he says!
    Enough time to play golf 34 times in 6 months
    versus Obama's once.

    • @jos4589
      @jos4589 7 лет назад +16

      At the taxpayers expense (secret service costs in Florida and NY....)

    • @WakeUpAmerican000s
      @WakeUpAmerican000s 7 лет назад +10

      And don't forget the multi-million dollars it takes to fire up Air Force1 and two accompanying C130s, move the bulletproof limos, fly him from WH to Andrews in the chopper, fetch the wife and kid from New York with more staff. Each of his weekend vacations costs taxpayers nearly five million bucks. And that's not counting the greens fees and hotel rooms profits that go right back into his crime family's pockets.

    • @Tousanx
      @Tousanx 7 лет назад +9

      this but you can't tell trumpters this they won't believe it.

  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 7 лет назад +130

    If I had a dollar for every time Trump said fake news I'd have more money than Donald Trump

    • @terrythomas790
      @terrythomas790 7 лет назад

      If I had a penny for every fake laugh on Colberts show, Id be a billionaire!

    • @robashton8606
      @robashton8606 7 лет назад +9

      @Terry Thomas
      Right! Of course! The _laughs_ are fake now as well! You right-bent types are hilarious. I wish I was childish enough to convince myself that everything I didn't like the sound of must be fake. It would make life so much simpler.

    • @Wyte-noyz
      @Wyte-noyz 7 лет назад +6

      Ry Sun If i had a dollar for every girl who didnt find me attractive, eventually they would find me attractive.

  • @PhantomKaratOfficial
    @PhantomKaratOfficial 7 лет назад +63

    Stephen is the best of the late night hosts

  • @CelsoGattaz
    @CelsoGattaz 7 лет назад +34

    I'm so frustrated I can't like this video more than once!

  • @BillKinsman
    @BillKinsman 7 лет назад +8

    So great! Thanks for the comic relief!

  • @shahidilhan3139
    @shahidilhan3139 7 лет назад +423

    wonder how much of a joke trumpsters are gonna be in the history books

    • @Ryan-wk3mc
      @Ryan-wk3mc 7 лет назад +69

      "A study on the effects of fear and ignorance on a nation."

    • @jasonjo1993
      @jasonjo1993 7 лет назад +8

      Ryan Chapman and mental sickness!!

    • @bluesiesangel
      @bluesiesangel 7 лет назад +6

      true, they are a sad treasure mine for every psychologist..

    • @zackwyvern2582
      @zackwyvern2582 7 лет назад +3

      Studies on collective stupidity will skyrocket a few years from now. New propaganda methods will need to be devised in the media.

    • @NewmanMG
      @NewmanMG 7 лет назад +2

      Syed Ilhan man I don't know, trumpsters are the type of people from whom I've met that are out working in this country trying to do what they know is right in their hearts. That's why they voted for him, that's why he is The President of the United States, Trump does not drink, smoke, or take drugs. He speaks his mind no matter how unpopular it is and at least its original, from his heart. Unlike most politicians including Obama who are nothing on the inside, just a never ending pile of b.s. being spewed out of their mouth, brainwashing the masses for their own gain. It takes balls to go against the grain, it takes a weak spine to conform to the current popular belief and opinion.

  • @hamsandwich1782
    @hamsandwich1782 7 лет назад +25

    The 'hindsight' joke was perfect 👌🏻.. kudos

    • @nostromov7892
      @nostromov7892 5 лет назад +1

      Joke was perfect, writing "kudos" not so much. ;)

  • @basilloucas9458
    @basilloucas9458 7 лет назад +18

    Factual NEWS to the zillion power.

  • @garbgegal77
    @garbgegal77 7 лет назад +2

    Gold...I laughed so hard! Especially at the To Catch a Predator bit! 😂

  • @PaddyMcC87
    @PaddyMcC87 7 лет назад +3

    Colbert is top of his game. That 20-20 joke was quality.

  • @BdR76
    @BdR76 7 лет назад +122

    6:44 As they say, hindsight is a useless tool.. and so is Donald Trump Jr. ;)

    • @MegaWeirdchild
      @MegaWeirdchild 7 лет назад

      i don't know about that... douches are pretty useful

    • @808zhu
      @808zhu 7 лет назад +2

      BdR76 Funny. 👍

    • @nicholaswhaling7233
      @nicholaswhaling7233 7 лет назад +2

      BdR76 it's official, the white house has been turned into a tool shed.

  • @nooh-star1521
    @nooh-star1521 7 лет назад +17

    Stephen...this is brilliant....loved it.

  • @000-p4d
    @000-p4d 7 лет назад +516

    *LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!*
    *Lock the whole Trump crime family up!!!*

    • @adowell94
      @adowell94 7 лет назад +7

      Fuck You nothing illegal was done

    • @iainhansen1047
      @iainhansen1047 7 лет назад +20

      adowell94 discounting the attempt to meet with a representative of a foreign government to try and obtain info that can help influence a election. (Which by American law is technically a crime) but yay other then this nothing illegal has been done as far as we know

    • @Metallkopf86
      @Metallkopf86 7 лет назад +2

      Usual anti Trump idiot posting.

    • @jaccobharless6432
      @jaccobharless6432 7 лет назад +3

      Fuck You yeah because the Clinton family is so much better

    • @biiiyjones4164
      @biiiyjones4164 7 лет назад +5

      +Metallkopf86 usual trumpturd moron post

  • @notincognito4660
    @notincognito4660 7 лет назад +58

    The American political situation is a joke to the rest of the world. Sad.

    • @DhavalShukla
      @DhavalShukla 6 лет назад

      So is India. I guess it is becoming a global problem.

    • @teli6350
      @teli6350 6 лет назад

      Even Norway got ridiculously conservative parties befriending the left, and kicking their former ally and bad impersonation of Himmler Ms. Listhaug off the government. Oh, and #MeToo kicked a chap off the worker's party's second highest position. It kind of seems like WTF politics are the norm now all over the world.

  • @marmiteghost
    @marmiteghost 7 лет назад +12

    "hindsight is 2020, and i think a lot of voters will be using hindsight in 2020"
    YO whoever wrote that line, when's the fuckin mixtape? #bars

  • @sumbuddy63
    @sumbuddy63 7 лет назад +25

    This stuff writes itself.

  • @101rifle
    @101rifle 7 лет назад +36

    man America used to be the symbol of strength and unwavering democracy. used to be

    • @1234kalmar
      @1234kalmar 7 лет назад +25

      America was never a democracy. Your system allowed someone who lost the popular vote by millions, to become president.

  • @amazed66
    @amazed66 7 лет назад +6

    Junior didn't see that 2020 joke coming, which is quite ironic really.

  • @HasyaChris
    @HasyaChris 6 лет назад +2

    I love this guy's wit! God bless him & his team!

  • @RafidW9
    @RafidW9 7 лет назад +44

    colbert you beautiful creature. fucking nailed it, again!

  • @Martin-ep6xu
    @Martin-ep6xu 7 лет назад +21

    How they are defending this is mind boggling. Example, if i was to go meet a drug dealer, it doesn`t matter if i didn`t know who the drug dealer is, it doesn`t even matter if i didn`t get to buy drugs, if i show up with the intent to buy drugs i`m for jail because that`s intent to supply.

    • @reachtrita
      @reachtrita 7 лет назад +1

      Martin McNeill So true!!

    • @ChimeraProd
      @ChimeraProd 7 лет назад +1

      All you brainwashed dumb fucks are missing a big point. If the evidence or information obtained from your opposing political party is important to the legal matters of something that EVERYONE needs to know, it is not treason or collusion to collect this data....

    • @Martin-ep6xu
      @Martin-ep6xu 7 лет назад +8

      + ProGameDev101 Sorry to be the one to point this out to you, but If you want data collected you contact the correct authority (or any legal authority actually) to do so or else you could be liable. Only a stupid person would put themselves in such a situation without having themselves covered legally. So out of curiosity, every time a drug dealer gets caught with loads of drugs do you think they should say there removing it from the streets for safe keeping? you know, because everyone needs it off the streets? Sorry for using the same logic as you did ;) I don`t think you are the right person to be calling people brainwashed dumb fucks, the irony, lol.

  • @aryamananand3539
    @aryamananand3539 7 лет назад +194

    I guess you could say Donald Trump Jr. used his TRUMP card..
    Hahahahahahaa.. I'll go now

  • @captainkunk7289
    @captainkunk7289 7 лет назад +28

    Funny how people are arguing about how bad treason is... *Spoiler* Pretty fucking bad

  • @keithpanton
    @keithpanton 7 лет назад +7

    TRUMP: I have very little time for watching TV
    followed three minutes later ranting about the latest thing he saw on Fox news.

  • @Alizardlovesyou
    @Alizardlovesyou 7 лет назад +7

    On Point. Needed. Yes.

  • @corinneyoung8166
    @corinneyoung8166 7 лет назад +93

    Thank you Stephen - truth to power ! Please stay safe from Russian poison.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 7 лет назад +7

      Corinne Young if Colbert were to die he would be honored by the Catholic Church as the patron saint of comedians and caller of bull shit. God bless this man.

  • @maheshgayathri2425
    @maheshgayathri2425 7 лет назад +13

    Very well written and delivered perfectly 👏

  • @stalematesibling
    @stalematesibling 7 лет назад +68

    AND HERE WE ALL THOUGHT ERIC TRUMP WAS THE STUPID ONE.

    • @ciram9082
      @ciram9082 7 лет назад +10

      Sebastian Stormborn their competitive nature is so extreme they even compete to see who's the dumbest.

  • @kennywonglabow3547
    @kennywonglabow3547 7 лет назад +95

    I love Stephen and this shit is solid gold, but is anyone else really sick to their stomach? I mean Obama does all the hard work and gets us out of a pseudo-depression, then Trump comes in riding the recovery that he didn't help to make, and goes golfing and watches TV.

    • @AbStar_xx
      @AbStar_xx 7 лет назад +5

      Kenny Wong Labow the rest of the world is watching in horror. From Australia x

    • @lilqueentrash
      @lilqueentrash 6 лет назад

      I feel super bad bc I agree with you but "pseudo depression" is literally the definition of recession. *Whispers*...... you can just say recession next time 🤓🤭

    • @eleanordixon9678
      @eleanordixon9678 6 лет назад

      Kenny Wong Labow Yes, I am REALLY sick to my stomach watching this horror show from over here in Holland and I am praying for Robert Mueller to save your country. I am sure this will come down to money laundering. My heart is sore for President Barack Obama.

    • @mikecooper8462
      @mikecooper8462 5 лет назад

      @Dak Lamerbusch you were saying.....? Lol

  • @k.alicepritchett4638
    @k.alicepritchett4638 7 лет назад +4

    Oh, Stephen Colbert, you are so on the mark!!!! You are the new ' real news'. Keep it up!!!!!!!

  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid 7 лет назад +18

    Isn't Trump junior such a likable guy? I mean it's not like he opens his mouth and you immediately want to punch him in his arrogant little face or anything.

  • @FabulousKilljoy917
    @FabulousKilljoy917 7 лет назад +14

    His second favorite word: "sad"

  • @ejs1195
    @ejs1195 7 лет назад +29

    love ya stephen!

  • @ninjabluefyre3815
    @ninjabluefyre3815 7 лет назад +2

    "Sir, you have to get up, it's time to go to bed!" That's the best!

  • @andrews.7284
    @andrews.7284 7 лет назад +5

    I love it! Lock him up!

  • @cytherians
    @cytherians 7 лет назад +6

    Perspective is a funny thing... it can vary from person to person. But there's just one thing that can equalize it.
    REALITY. The Trumps seem keen on making their own reality. The problem is, it's so contradictory to what is healthy for America.

  • @finn_underwood
    @finn_underwood 7 лет назад +13

    _"Attention, this is your captain speaking; There is absolutely no cause for alarm."_

    • @finn_underwood
      @finn_underwood 7 лет назад +3

      "...That'll get 'em thinking."
      *Co-pilot reaches for intercom; Captain stops him*
      "No no no, not yet; Let it sink it. ...They're thinking, say, 'What is
      there absolutely no cause for alarm about? ...Are the wings on fire?' "
      *Captain reaches for intercom*
      _"Attention; The wings are not on fire."_
      -Monty Python: How to irritate people - Airplane sketch.

  • @UmarFarooq-mo7no
    @UmarFarooq-mo7no 7 лет назад +3

    Hindsight 20/20. YOU Da MAN Stephen!!!

  • @Derrickstare
    @Derrickstare 7 лет назад +2

    LOL I love that plane metaphor. Just imagine during the middle of your flight the captain suddenly goes "Everything is FINE. We're doing fine here in the cabin, trust us."
    Like no, that is never a good sign.

  • @shooter7a
    @shooter7a 7 лет назад +2

    Holy moly...that was one of funniest of Colbert's Trump Slams....

  • @ELF980415
    @ELF980415 7 лет назад +186

    "Donald Trump Jr. is an idiot"
    Seriously, it takes months for y'all to realise that? Sad.

    • @joeldipops
      @joeldipops 7 лет назад +5

      Y'know I'm sure people were aware of it, he just didn't seem worth bothering about till now.

    • @freshair3451
      @freshair3451 7 лет назад

      +pureple Y'all spelled realize wrong.

    • @doreene5421
      @doreene5421 7 лет назад +2

      pureple snow, We wanted evidence. He just provided it. He is an idiot!!!

    • @joeldipops
      @joeldipops 7 лет назад

      Nah, it's a non-US spelling.

    • @transparentbri9371
      @transparentbri9371 7 лет назад

      freshair3451 nope it's right

  • @annieparker4738
    @annieparker4738 7 лет назад +523

    May "FAKE NEWS" RIP. Hope "MAGA" will join it soon!!

    • @mitchellmaytorena1137
      @mitchellmaytorena1137 7 лет назад +36

      Rather than trash it we should update it to "Make America use common sense again".

    • @out2nowhere370
      @out2nowhere370 7 лет назад

      Nah save it for the next election

    • @user-tm1ix7xi1n
      @user-tm1ix7xi1n 7 лет назад +5

      MAGA inside your ass.

    • @chanv2624
      @chanv2624 7 лет назад

      ^LMFAO !!!

    • @kyleedwards6026
      @kyleedwards6026 7 лет назад +54

      Annie parker M.A.G.A. MORONS. ARE. GOVERNING. AMERICA.

  • @anjie8570
    @anjie8570 7 лет назад +8

    Stephen Colbert 2020🇺🇸

  • @qessen7
    @qessen7 7 лет назад

    oh my god Stephen is hilarious! literally never ceases to make me laugh! let's take a moment, and feel grateful, and offer our thanks to Donald J. Trump for giving all of us in this world the great chance to laugh, and giving comedians all over the world daily resources to work with. Truly thanks. Watching comedians rip you a new one is literally the best part of my day!

  • @katyclasen4672
    @katyclasen4672 7 лет назад +2

    Love Colbert!!!!

  • @aprilwearsgucci
    @aprilwearsgucci 7 лет назад +11

    To Trump supporters it wasn't colluding because Jr didn't get the incriminating evidence that he was promised.

  • @stalematesibling
    @stalematesibling 7 лет назад +10

    DONNY JR: The man whose mouth is too small for all his teeth.

  • @Celisar1
    @Celisar1 5 лет назад +3

    And again: 2 years later nothing has happened to anyone of this criminal and corrupt clan.

  • @go-goakins1489
    @go-goakins1489 7 лет назад +2

    Great show Colbert!

  • @Scanini
    @Scanini 5 лет назад +2

    I still cannot believe he was not impeached over this.

  • @ayushnavgiri5652
    @ayushnavgiri5652 7 лет назад +8

    "I Love It"

    • @Ronnie7X
      @Ronnie7X 7 лет назад

      Clacther 77
      "I. DON'T. CARE. I LOVE IT"

  • @DRIrM-wg7to
    @DRIrM-wg7to 7 лет назад +45

    He's An Idiot...he is indeed. Like father like son

  • @azure_paladin4706
    @azure_paladin4706 7 лет назад +28

    you know, even with all this wracked against him.....his supporters will still say he is doing a good job or that he did nothing wrong. I dont even know anymore, im just gonna go back into this empty void and wait this out.

    • @ChimeraProd
      @ChimeraProd 7 лет назад +1

      Look at all the profile pictures of the people hating trump. Its like all mad hispanics LOL. Democrats such soar losers butthurt because they lost. This is literally not treason or collusion, its severe brainwashing and exaggeration! I lose faith in humanity the more I see all these morons supporting this-sellout -for-ratings stephen colbert :(

    • @karlrehnfeldt5140
      @karlrehnfeldt5140 7 лет назад +2

      ProGameDev101 So how do explain the email? And the firing of the FBI boss?

    • @kyotanaka920
      @kyotanaka920 7 лет назад +2

      ProGameDev101 Poor soul, you've been brainwashed beyond recovery, you can't even accept solid evidence of Trump committing Treason AND collusion. But if it was Hillary with this exact same evidence you'd be posting the opposite of what you wrote.
      Trumpflakes are sad. I didn't even know brainwashing was so capable of making someone so ignorant and dumb.

  • @AceOfROMs
    @AceOfROMs 7 лет назад +2

    "Brawny man cosplay"
    I died.

  • @chasingautumns
    @chasingautumns 7 лет назад +2

    "Brawny man cosplay." OMG. LOL LOL.

  • @runebeo
    @runebeo 7 лет назад +29

    Trump's future statement will be "Donald JR who? I barely know that loser, I have no connection to him and I'm not even sure I've ever met him before. Who were we talking about? No, that name doesn't sound familiar in the least."

  • @chrislohle666
    @chrislohle666 7 лет назад +3

    its like saying i was punk before it was punk ....

  • @socratease1432
    @socratease1432 7 лет назад +4

    Good stuff.

  • @egypt9723
    @egypt9723 6 лет назад

    Hooray..too funny Steve 😝😂 way to go!!👊👍✌🇺🇸💜💕

  • @lesnar6300
    @lesnar6300 7 лет назад

    I'm from Germany and I think, you are the beste late-night-host in the US.

  • @WontonTV
    @WontonTV 6 лет назад +12

    Goddamn that was a good monologue

  • @Hyfun7
    @Hyfun7 7 лет назад +44

    Can we just vote again???

  • @aishx
    @aishx 7 лет назад +6

    Donald Julia Trump: It's okay to collude with Russians as long as to find dirt on Hillary
    Nyet! Nyet! Neyt!

  • @tracigodfrey7695
    @tracigodfrey7695 7 лет назад +1

    Love my Colbert.

  • @dasstigma
    @dasstigma 7 лет назад

    This is just beautiful to watch. I do not get off on other people's misery but... well, there is an exception for everything... right?