@@mafoo4959 Yesterday I learned baby zombies can ride adult zombies. I almost died because there were two adult zombies and when I defeated the one with the baby zombie it hopped onto the other adult and then it came after me once that adult was dead
Spider: Techno, I have the high ground Techno: you underestimate my power Spider: don’t try it! Techno: screams, flies through the air and impales the spider
@@I_AM_HYDRAA it’s pretty terrifying to think that techno discovered he had cancer and only a year later he had passed from it, it could happen to any of us.
why is Techno's dramatic poetry over the most simple shit so relatable?? the other day I almost fell off my chair and wrote like 20 messages describing in detail on a public discord how I saw my life flash before my eyes and felt the momentum throw my chest into my head--
"I'm hitting 10 mil even if I'm dead" this... just became 10x sadder I'm just glad he got to see his channel surpass 10 mil before... guess we gotta get him to 20 mil now...
This video hits hard when I literally just stayed up most of the night because of a spider that was ominously sitting in the corner of my bedroom. It was literally there for majority of the time I was awake and then all of a sudden it just vanishes. Send help.
I once got bitten by a spider and didn’t know when and then I found it 2 days later in a pillow in my bed. I didn’t touch that pill for the next 3 months
Spider: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!! Techno: i got a missing fly swatter *finds the swatter and beats the spider* There needs to be "How to beat a spider" Wikihow XD
Every time I see this all I can picture the spider as is a wolf spider because its bigger than a daddy long legs but smaller than a tarantula and looks terrifying
The spider: Lvl 25 and I, someone who has seen that Techno has 231++ XP on the Dream SMP server which adds up to the level calculation and is either level 110 or 112: who would dare to interfere with such a great creature?!
“I’m hitting 10 mil even if I’m dead” you did, good sir, you did To those of you are always going “Stop milking Techno’s death, it’s disrespectful!” I’m _not_ trying to do that, if that’s what you saw this as. I just thought it was ironic
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Technoblade just went full English major
Quoting frank herbert's dune on fear
LMAO
Level 25 English major VS level 25 spider
Ain't that the tr
He went lazy English major though. All the non caps and punctuation.
Lmaooo, mans had a whole war ark against a spider
I would have too
@@nininyoko13 same
@@nininyoko13 same
bro it's smp earth all over again
It’s techno it’s expected at this point
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
But he does give up his house to avoid spiders, which honestly? Same.
Neither does the spider ;)
@@thecatladytm7172 we win these
But spider does !
*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*
"I'm hitting ten mil even if I'm dead" has a wonderful energy behind it
@Johan Clyde Please tell me you’re being sarcastic
@@nicholasrestrepo2555 This is a new type of bot, I got it aswell in my comment.
@@nicholasrestrepo2555 But with a different account
I mean, what’s the difference? Either way his upload schedule’s garbage
Wouldn’t affect upload schedule
Phil’s worst enemy is a baby zombie and technos is a spider... it’s all coming together
In Bedrock edition, baby zombies can ride spiders. They have evolved to be unstoppable
@@mafoo4959 Phil and Techno- **trembling in fear**
Difference is Phil didn’t survive while Techno prevailed, avenging Phil..
@@mafoo4959 Yesterday I learned baby zombies can ride adult zombies. I almost died because there were two adult zombies and when I defeated the one with the baby zombie it hopped onto the other adult and then it came after me once that adult was dead
@@mafoo4959 Please don't remind me the mob that kill me on my hardcore map
How is this like the most Techno thing I have EVER seen?
beacuse it actually happend XD and its the funniest thing *ive* seen
That, and stabbing orphans. I can totally relate on the later one.
because it's a techno thing
@@Petrovich-sh7pi *hol’ up*
why did you comment twice
Spider: Techno, I have the high ground
Techno: you underestimate my power
Spider: don’t try it!
Techno: screams, flies through the air and impales the spider
According to him in his 100k duel analysis video, by using the Pythagorean Theorem, the high ground makes you weaker
@@padma6182 What Minecraft fails to take into account is the crazy stat boost you receive upon tapping into my power.
@@thehighground7732 xD
@@thehighground7732 Stat boosts are of little matter to the blood god.
@@MammalianCreature fair enough, just remember that even the blood god respects the most prolific user of elavation.
"it's over technoblade, i have the high ground!"
"you underestimate my power!"
*Goes full english major**
Bruh techno just started quoting the litany of fear from dune lol
I was looking for this comment lol
And that’s how techno trained to fight dream for 100k hopefully he critted the spider out with 1.8 combat mechanics
LoL 😅
"I'm hitting 10 million even if I'm dead" that aged far better than I wish it did
OMG WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE MAKING A COMIC AND YOU MADE IT AS ANIMATIC POOOGGG
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@@themolepeople955 yep
@@themolepeople955 i am subscribed for a long time now 👀
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The crazy stupid fwn
“I hitting 10 mil, even if I’m dead.” That hits really hard now.
Now he be like, I’m hitting 20 mil, even if I’m dead
*”I fear no man..But that thing, it scares me”*
-Technoblade
I just... you can't be gone. There's still so many spiders to battle and the world needs you Techno.
crazy to think that this happened only 1.5 years before he died
R.I.P Technoblade
❤🐷👑
@@I_AM_HYDRAA it’s pretty terrifying to think that techno discovered he had cancer and only a year later he had passed from it, it could happen to any of us.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer" - Paul Atreides, Dune
Dune is a good read, bit slow but I still recommend it.
I read Dune a few weeks ago and it was really good, I was wondering if anyone else knew that line lol
I love that series, definitely a good read!
@@jackofalltrades9938 I think if you read Dune you'll remember it. I reckon it's the most recognisable quote form the book.
Im hoping to try and read Dune this year maybe lol, been eyeing it for a WHILE
Technoblade: 1v3 with a pickaxe
Also Technoblade:
why is Techno's dramatic poetry over the most simple shit so relatable??
the other day I almost fell off my chair and wrote like 20 messages describing in detail on a public discord how I saw my life flash before my eyes and felt the momentum throw my chest into my head--
fuCK AM I A TECHNO KINNIE GODDAMMIT
Kanye west
The heck are these replies
@@keanunotreeves2706 I have no idea. May aswelp join in-
Miss-is-ipi. Pic-ass-o.
=
Miss-ass-o
Ah yes one time on discord I was pretending to be an all-knowing immortal rat and spoke only in poems.
“I’m hitting 10 mil, even if I’m dead”
I just wanna appreciate that he did see 10mil, and that’s strangely wholesome to me
I'm sorry Techno, the spider has my +200% defence boost. Your gonna need a really big stick.
Fighting a spider is what his life’s training has led up to.
Edit: thank you so much for the likes!
Now he may die in peace, knowing his purpose in life
@@memoxxi
but technoblade never dies
@@aiden-idontusethisaccounta432 He may watch from heaven, like obi wan
@@foxythefarmer52 I'm sorry for being nice.
You don't have to thank for the likes, the likes are a thank you for entertaining us.
Also a lot of people find it a bit annoying
“Im hitting 10 mill even if im dead”
Damn that hit hard.
Me being scared when i see spider: Brother come here theres a spider
Brother walks in: bruh
...hahaha
Me: Bro, it's a level 25 spider, it can like one shot me with a sigle bite. You got all the high level gear to take it out, so quit bruh-ing me!
“ITS OVER TECHNOBLADE! I HAVE THE HIGHT GROUND!”
“YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!”
“hits spider with fly swatter
"I'm hitting 10 mil even if I'm dead"
-Technoblade
“Im hitting 10 mil even if im dead”
Thats literally the most Techno thing ever lmaooo
"I'm hitting 10 mil even if I'm dead" this... just became 10x sadder
I'm just glad he got to see his channel surpass 10 mil before...
guess we gotta get him to 20 mil now...
100 mil
WE NEED TO BEAT DREAM!!!
@@douknowwhojoeis2020 YES
@@douknowwhojoeis2020 I know who joe is
Joe hawley
Techno's English major powers are emanating menacingly.
He reached 14.5 mil after he died
Rest in Peace Technoblade
Armies:calm
Large spider:PANIK
Remember when he got defeated by a cat a few years ago and he made a short video about it lol
Lmao
What, send link, provide us the techno content
link pls?
@Commodore X yes l want it
How do we know he escaped the cat and isn't trapped to this day?
This is the most relatable thing
Sees spider:
Me:...
FoxNews:”Today a building was burnt down the reason why? A simple spider issue”
Me probably sitting in jail:
Hello o/ we meet again
@@misscornicat O wait we’ve met before hEH- (my apologies for my lack of memory T^T)
I have seen you before I just don't know if I replied or where I saw you.
@@mukuroikusaba9392 I think? I don’t know either-
Gotta make animation when techno doesn't stream. I loved this
*"Use a Long Object, Aim For the Neck"*
-How to beat Ostrich Narator
Techno be like: "I fear no man. But this thing, it scares me"
"Every time I see a bug"
Me: I will face my fear, I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
Techno has played so much Minecraft that instead of slapping the spider with the swatter that he stabbed the spider
The subs matter even in his death.... Salute to techno-chan teehee
Fun fact for those unaware: the part about fear being the mind-killer, etc, is from the book series "Dune"
It's really great check it out
Techno vs spider, coming to theaters this friday
He will definitely start to use bane of arthropods from now onwardsss
Don’t worry Technoblade never dies.
Lmao the Dune reference
This video hits hard when I literally just stayed up most of the night because of a spider that was ominously sitting in the corner of my bedroom. It was literally there for majority of the time I was awake and then all of a sudden it just vanishes. Send help.
Technoblade in any battle:
Nah
Technoblade seeing a giant spider:
Arachnoid Sentry: The Brood Awakening Dark Souls Boss Fight
I'm going in. *DOOM soundtrack plays*
1 dislike is from the spider who just wants a friend
We should make him read these lines outloud so to be his voice in this animatic!! Let's make our boi a voice actor!! Lmao
"I will hit 10 mil even if im dead" hits different now
Lol I love this 😂
Never before has a grown adult so accurately portrayed what it is like to fight a spider.
Technoblade never dies!!!
"im hitting 10mil even if im dead" is a very accurate statement
'i'm hitting 10 mil even if i'm dead' aged brilliantly
Yup, rest in peace techno
The spider put up more of a fight than the entirety of lmanberg
"im hitting 10 mil even if im dead" hits a bit different now lol
Mhm
Technoblade's Spider War Arc
"I'm hitting 10 mil even if i'm dead"
He was right.. R.I.P. man 😔
I wasn't expecting techno's training to defeat dante would go into real life but it's still just as funny.
Let's take a moment to appreciate the cute animation, and the hard work of this channel
yeah like, i can't even bring myself to make animatics MONTHLY. this channel just makes cute animatics DAILY-
"I'm hitting 10 mil even if I'm dead"
dying got you to 15 mil
That "im hitting 10mil even if im dead" just got *a whole way worse*
This is the best book ever it deserves all the Nobel Prizes I need a sequel
I once got bitten by a spider and didn’t know when and then I found it 2 days later in a pillow in my bed. I didn’t touch that pill for the next 3 months
Would've been a quicker victory if he just got a shoe as soon as he saw it.
I just saw the the original vid!
He did in fact hit 10 milion and much, more.
RIP
This is more cinematic than the entire Dream SMP.
Plot twist: that’s the spider saying he won.
Bruh
Little did the spider know that taking the high ground is actually a bad idea due to the Pythagorean Theorem.
LMAO this is amazing everything is so incredibly adorable
Hi, I exist here now
Spider: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!!
Techno: i got a missing fly swatter *finds the swatter and beats the spider*
There needs to be "How to beat a spider" Wikihow XD
"GIANT ENEMY SPIDER!!!! * random ass singing * "
Every time I see this all I can picture the spider as is a wolf spider because its bigger than a daddy long legs but smaller than a tarantula and looks terrifying
The spider: Lvl 25
and I, someone who has seen that Techno has 231++ XP on the Dream SMP server which adds up to the level calculation and is either level 110 or 112: who would dare to interfere with such a great creature?!
Techno in heaven I'm hitting 15 mil even if i died
This man can kill gods, but not a lvl 25 spider. Funniest shit ive ever seen.
me when i’m scared: curling up in a corner and shaking
techno when he’s scared: quoting dune by frank herbert
Lol that’s literally me whenever I see a spider or cockroach, except I’m a bit more dramatic haha.
Damn this was very techno-like. Hits a lot harder now
“I’m hitting 10 mil even if I’m dead” you did, good sir, you did
To those of you are always going “Stop milking Techno’s death, it’s disrespectful!” I’m _not_ trying to do that, if that’s what you saw this as. I just thought it was ironic
I once found a spider that can nearly wrap my face from how big it's body is.
It took me a week to hangout on the living room again.
that's so cool :D
also ty for putting me in the description
Even after 80 years when I be old and my grandsons be by my side I will tell them to suscribe to technoblade!!
great animatic as always :D
Quote of the day
"I'm hitting 10 mil even if I'm dead"
The actual honour to have given technoblade advice
Day 30
I loved seeing this animated
Yes fear the Australian spiders
Technoblade is so dramatic lmao i love him
Yoooo I was so excited see this notification. You animated this battle quite well
And he did it, even if he's dead he already reached more than 10mil subs!
Techno is one of the few purely good things to come from the current mcyt community
Damn...this is the best Animated Adaptation to a Manga i've ever seen. Truly faithful to the source material
"I'm hitting 10mil even if I'm dead"
*please say that isn't foreshadowing*
Sorry to break it to you but it might have been..l
I'm hitting 10 mil even if I'm dead
How bout now we make it 20 also
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES 🐷👑
Techno straight up quoting Dune before squashing a spider is just perfect
Lol he quoted Starwars and Dune in the same paragraph, this is the best!
Much pog video