Technoblade Being The Most Terrifying Person On The Dream SMP

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @Rocket-ek8tb
    @Rocket-ek8tb 4 года назад +14056

    You know he never expected to have to explain the orphan joke

    • @unnoticed4571
      @unnoticed4571 4 года назад +1094

      I thought it was obvious, but apparently it isn't.

    • @TheLawlessRogue
      @TheLawlessRogue 4 года назад +320

      LMAO, I was confused for like- a day or two after reading if

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +211

      basic reading an listening comprehension

    • @SYKRAL1
      @SYKRAL1 4 года назад +489

      He made the joke while stealing presents in a Christmas minecraft minigame.

    • @jukesdtj656
      @jukesdtj656 4 года назад +167

      It's obvious to anyone who watched Skeppys final reckoning.

  • @TazariaGaming
    @TazariaGaming 4 года назад +16699

    Techno usually doesn't do roleplaying, but every once in a while he holds a speech and it can go straight into an animation. That hunter speech is beautifully terrifying. So is his speech about It Stays In The Pit

    • @demonchilde6664
      @demonchilde6664 4 года назад +735

      I dont think the "Violence is a universal language" is his. Maybe its not 100% a quote, but the saying has been around since the classical era possibly further back. His other speeches are pretty original though.

    • @popipie682
      @popipie682 4 года назад +150

      Ah yes _Technk_

    • @hsuhsu7364
      @hsuhsu7364 4 года назад +282

      he’s an amazing story teller, just not that good with impro

    • @PakoBlackwood
      @PakoBlackwood 4 года назад +59

      Shhhh... It stays in the pit we don't talk about it

    • @theliar4558
      @theliar4558 4 года назад +38

      I'm actually curious about where he got the Universal Language quote from. If anyone can tell me, I'd be grateful.

  • @aboredprophet8128
    @aboredprophet8128 4 года назад +9384

    When Quackity went "its a good thing im human!"
    I was waiting for techno to just deadpan say "Its a good thing I'm *not*"

    • @bb.7995
      @bb.7995 4 года назад +94

      *not*

    • @saulmoment4008
      @saulmoment4008 4 года назад +478

      "who said humans can't be prey?"

    • @sketroux4580
      @sketroux4580 4 года назад +205

      i thouht he'd say, "Not to me"

    • @Orelkrah
      @Orelkrah 4 года назад +80

      silence treatment worked way better tbh

    • @sketroux4580
      @sketroux4580 4 года назад +28

      @@Orelkrah eh sometimes a verbal reaction can be better. Imo it felt a bit awkward not in the scary uncomfortable wat.

  • @DeeplyLink1
    @DeeplyLink1 3 года назад +4350

    I love how you can’t leave techno for 15 seconds without him spawning a wither.

  • @disappear3514
    @disappear3514 4 года назад +3519

    Horror movies and games: **exist**
    Everybody: **doesn’t care**
    Technoblade: **exists**
    Everybody: *OH GOD RUN*

    • @TuanBui-ig4xl
      @TuanBui-ig4xl 3 года назад

      669 likes :))

    • @windigo1592
      @windigo1592 3 года назад +12

      Because technoblade is real horors aren't

    • @swathisajja5615
      @swathisajja5615 3 года назад +16

      He was sent by the blood god

    • @AliferousAngels
      @AliferousAngels 3 года назад

      @Siyan Li PFFT- LMAO

    • @akumu8404
      @akumu8404 3 года назад +3

      horror movies and games : nothing
      Technoblade : Real shit

  • @Shad0w_Z
    @Shad0w_Z 4 года назад +8059

    “The chat is saying blood for the blood God what does that mean” got me dead.

    • @1nfernaldrak356
      @1nfernaldrak356 4 года назад +414

      It means you're fucked

    • @DGHeina
      @DGHeina 4 года назад +473

      @@1nfernaldrak356 No-no-no, only good things happens when chat is saying that. *Only good.*

    • @Cheetah-lq2sy
      @Cheetah-lq2sy 4 года назад +299

      *starts building the wither*

    • @realbignoob1886
      @realbignoob1886 4 года назад +30

      @@DGHeina loool

    • @RaelagDidEverythingRight
      @RaelagDidEverythingRight 4 года назад +36

      It means, that they have in fact rejected the emperor, and worship Khorne

  • @diepie5144
    @diepie5144 4 года назад +10554

    You know when Techno decided to get an English major, I don't think this was what he thought he would use it for...

    • @zivb-m1398
      @zivb-m1398 4 года назад +288

      While I respect your comment and it was well written, I’m pretty sure he already had tens if not hundreds of thousands of subs before starting college, I think an english major makes sense for youtube

    • @ricardoronco9632
      @ricardoronco9632 4 года назад +319

      @@zivb-m1398 that actually isn’t that much when it comes to making RUclips a career, it was during college when he got all his subscribers, and plus he dropped out to do RUclips full time and talks about how he wanted to be a writer, chances are he didn’t plan to be a full time RUclipsr when he went to college it was just how it ended

    • @mentalkay
      @mentalkay 4 года назад +4

      Leo Quezon do you have a like?

    • @winsonzhu4427
      @winsonzhu4427 4 года назад +14

      @@unor1ginalname Could you give us the link or a few terms to plug into google? I'm legit pretty curious about it.

    • @Greit_1
      @Greit_1 4 года назад +4

      @@winsonzhu4427 i think technoblade hypixel forums will send you to his hypixel forums account

  • @gravityknows
    @gravityknows 4 года назад +5993

    "Why is my chat saying blood for the blood god?"
    Poor unfortunate soul

  • @HatsuneMikuIsGod
    @HatsuneMikuIsGod 3 года назад +3720

    Minecraft veterinarians: Herobrine is the most terrifying mincraft player
    Techno: Do you feel tired herobrine? Do you feel in control?

    • @thatfinegentleman
      @thatfinegentleman 3 года назад +289

      Oh yes those veterinarians

    • @RizzytheWizzy
      @RizzytheWizzy 3 года назад +120

      xD
      Do you mean veterans?

    • @graceiam6613
      @graceiam6613 3 года назад +90

      Im a MC veterinarian
      And I thought this while reading this comment
      “HeroBrine was scary but just hearing TechnoBlades voice is scarier”

    • @definingreigns6991
      @definingreigns6991 3 года назад +28

      Technoblade vs Herobrine

    • @nothinghere1698
      @nothinghere1698 3 года назад +39

      @@definingreigns6991
      We all know that wouldn't be fair
      Technoblade would obviously win

  • @ashenblood
    @ashenblood 3 года назад +748

    Am I the only one thinking that Technoblade's time in college as an English Major just made him of capable spreading fear into his "prey" much more effectively

    • @heatherreadsreddit8579
      @heatherreadsreddit8579 3 года назад +25

      I think he was born that way. 😂

    • @guyinasuit8078
      @guyinasuit8078 3 года назад +18

      Also striking confusion in people like "tommy innit" who's character is too "right" to understand what his words mean

    • @slightlydistressedslug6627
      @slightlydistressedslug6627 3 года назад

      lol nope 😖

    • @greathoonta3461
      @greathoonta3461 3 года назад +26

      He’s just a really really smart guy in general. Him understanding psychology is the thing that makes him so scary. He understands how to scare people.

  • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
    @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 4 года назад +10911

    Techno, literally stating a fact: “You know they weren’t always orphans.”
    Quackity: 😨

  • @Roxanne-zq2xb
    @Roxanne-zq2xb 4 года назад +8391

    Dude seeing quackity's perspective of techno is actually scary. When you only see techno's perspective you just laugh and think its a joke but on the other side you can see the true effect he has with well times phrases and use of silence.

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 4 года назад +360

      I much prefer techno's POV, won't lie

    • @gooserk6222
      @gooserk6222 4 года назад +299

      In others pov you just see a crossed eye pig chasing you with a pickaxe

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 4 года назад +126

      @@Dumbsourplum i more so like not being terrified, much rather be a voice in his head

    • @franco6103
      @franco6103 4 года назад +114

      He strikes fear to his enemies
      No literally
      *HE'S NOT JOKING*

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 4 года назад +50

      He's dead looking eyes make him look scarier

  • @derek5406
    @derek5406 4 года назад +6206

    I need to over come my fear!
    Techno: YOU CAME TO A WRONG PERSON BUT ALRIGHT

    • @sheepishh
      @sheepishh 4 года назад +185

      Quackity's fear is Technoblade. Apparently, Techno killed Quackity countless times in Minecraft Monday and Quackity has had PTSD ever since. I never watched the streams, I just saw clips and watched a bit of the vod.

    • @kilnareth7970
      @kilnareth7970 4 года назад +32

      @@sheepishh Thank you, Captain Obvious. Now, fly away.

    • @illuzanaerenduill
      @illuzanaerenduill 4 года назад +8

      @@sheepishh emm..did someone ask??..I don't know why you suddenly need to explain all this shit that I'm pretty sure everyone knows about it

    • @sheepishh
      @sheepishh 4 года назад +9

      @@illuzanaerenduill Sorry about that. Wasn’t my intention to make you guys angry. I realize what I commented was pretty annoying so I’ll just take my leave.

    • @TheLawlessRogue
      @TheLawlessRogue 4 года назад +59

      @@illuzanaerenduill why are you guys insulting Sheepish? You do realize that a few new viewers wouldn't have known about Technoblade's kill streak in Minecraft Monday, right?
      There isn't anything wrong with them explaining the joke, you guys are just assholes.

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 3 года назад +421

    The funny thing is, when they thought Techno left the call, Quackity told Karl that he was pretending to be afraid so he wouldnt be perceived as a threat. Then, Techno barged in and said 'Yeah, and it's working.'
    It was hilarious.
    also terrifying
    But mostly hilarious

  • @its_just_seb
    @its_just_seb 2 года назад +215

    1:48 you KNOW he was figthing the urge to introduce himself as Alex Technoblade, you KNOW he was

  • @kamaleonreck3961
    @kamaleonreck3961 4 года назад +3871

    Technoblade: *i see You*
    Everyone: *confused screaming*

    • @haremfucker2498
      @haremfucker2498 4 года назад +3

      919 one comment RUclips is drunk again

    • @Valen-ml8gh
      @Valen-ml8gh 4 года назад +2

      @@haremfucker2498 is now 1.1k and 2 comments now, youtube really drunk these days

    • @bigsheep7667
      @bigsheep7667 4 года назад +2

      @@Valen-ml8gh 1.5k with with 3 comments. They prob died being drunk

    • @jayannecanete3222
      @jayannecanete3222 4 года назад +1

      @@bigsheep7667 1.7k with 4 comments!? Man, youtube is broken

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 4 года назад +4

      he just freaking teleports behind him with that Trident, lol.

  • @dachosens1
    @dachosens1 4 года назад +4217

    Quackity: What happened to the orphans parents?
    Me in my head: Gone. Reduced to atoms.

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog 4 года назад +52

      I used the orphans to destroy the orphans

    • @unholylife6707
      @unholylife6707 4 года назад +9

      The endgame quotes

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 4 года назад +8

      All Techno did was steal their Christmas presents.

    • @nonewsnooutlet
      @nonewsnooutlet 3 года назад +3

      Not yet, the bodies are still lingering in the odd smelling basement.

    • @ccase2287
      @ccase2287 3 года назад

      @@sadcreeper3792 25k likes and 6 replies

  • @kaizhang378
    @kaizhang378 4 года назад +2246

    “Quakity, they... they weren’t always orphans.”
    - Technoblade
    (The Pig of War)

  • @citlali_lali
    @citlali_lali 3 года назад +342

    Techno is actually good at being intimidating and that’s basically all the acting he needs to do on the smp so yes, I dare say it technoblade the blood god his monotone emotionless self...is a pretty good actor.

  • @voidvacancy6948
    @voidvacancy6948 4 года назад +1723

    The three people at the end of the festival
    Techno: **laughing like a madman** KILL EVERYONE!
    Tommy: TUBBO!
    Wilbur: W-where’s the fucking button!

  • @yikes7751
    @yikes7751 4 года назад +2624

    Alternate title: Eight minutes and five seconds of Quackity being terrified of a pig

  • @darthsicariustenebris8284
    @darthsicariustenebris8284 4 года назад +5086

    "Do you know how humans used to hunts in prehistoric times? The humans have a really good endurance, they'd hunt prey that's faster than them but the prey would like sprint and wasted up their endurance and the human would just like... Keep up, just slowly and steadily
    They just follows... and over time, their prey would get more and more tired then they'd run out of energy and then the humans... Would eat them.
    Isn't that interesting?"
    -Horror Technoblade

    • @theguardianofthevoid
      @theguardianofthevoid 4 года назад +382

      « “Do you feel tired Quackity?” »

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 4 года назад +87

      Pursuit predation.
      Very interesting, ya know

    • @John-lh1qx
      @John-lh1qx 4 года назад +107

      That entire time while he was saying that since I watch TierZoo I was thinking, oh yeah and its really cool and the uniqueness of our endurance actually comes from the fact that while most mammals need to pant to cool off when tired which you cannot do while running, we have sweat which works better when running, really quite interesting.

    • @mangofarmer15
      @mangofarmer15 4 года назад +60

      He should have said something like this at the end.
      "Keep in mind every second your not running, I’m getting closer."

    • @axelcrafter915
      @axelcrafter915 4 года назад +14

      And thanks to that, I'm slowly getting more scared of him.

  • @chaseallen7499
    @chaseallen7499 4 года назад +2321

    Just Casually tries to build a wither

    • @domossgameplays9730
      @domossgameplays9730 4 года назад +86

      The man has been gathering resources off-stream for days now. He probably has more than just the two he originally got

    • @chaseallen7499
      @chaseallen7499 4 года назад +10

      @@domossgameplays9730 probably

    • @unnoticed4571
      @unnoticed4571 4 года назад +10

      @@domossgameplays9730
      There's probably other ways for him to get more powerful besides skulls, so he's probably going for that.
      Besides, Withers take up enough time to drink at least 1 potion that could be more useful in the long run

    • @givemeanameiwillhate9525
      @givemeanameiwillhate9525 4 года назад +3

      @@unnoticed4571 look how the grind is worth now Bl

    • @unnoticed4571
      @unnoticed4571 4 года назад +2

      @@givemeanameiwillhate9525
      Still not worth the trouble.
      Potions will deal more damage with Techno alone than the Whither will do in it's entire lifespan.
      It is a good way to avert attention away from Techno, but the costs outweigh the benefits.

  • @SpeepFat
    @SpeepFat 3 года назад +686

    i like how techno is a really chill guy, but he acted really threatening towards quatity to scare him Lmao

  • @beywheelzhater8930
    @beywheelzhater8930 4 года назад +187

    The sheer fear that settled into quackity's face as Techno explained the orphan joke is great
    It didn't all happen at once, no no no, you get to see their confidence and joy fade from their eyes, wilting away like a flower in the desert deprived of the water in which it needs to live. Within but a few seconds you see a man slowly spiral into terror without even realizing they have started going down till they reached the bottom, and at the bottom there was but Technoblade, ready like he always is.

    • @beywheelzhater8930
      @beywheelzhater8930 4 года назад +19

      Every time he gains confidence, like Icarus reaching for the sun, he soon realizes his error as he tumbles back to the earth, bones cracking to pieces just like his foolish foolish bravery. Short-lived and sweet, following by the darkness of fear and the cold of the abyss. Funny, isn't it?

    • @shermanpowell2223
      @shermanpowell2223 3 года назад +2

      Um
      Ok then

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @onyxthevampirewolf9164
    @onyxthevampirewolf9164 4 года назад +1506

    Technoblade is at it again putting fear into his enemys

  • @saltedegg5207
    @saltedegg5207 4 года назад +3938

    “Quackity they weren’t always orphans”
    Quackity: *smile instantly fades*

  • @KoishiMochi
    @KoishiMochi 4 года назад +12352

    now its giving me the ideas of techno being in manhunt-

    • @azureaqua_1177
      @azureaqua_1177 4 года назад +442

      that’s actually be a pretty cool idea

    • @niklasmaier2664
      @niklasmaier2664 4 года назад +1460

      Do you feel tired Dream? Do you feel in control?

    • @darthsicariustenebris8284
      @darthsicariustenebris8284 4 года назад +938

      "Do you know how humans used to hunts in prehistoric times? The humans have a really good endurance, they'd hunt prey that's faster than them but the prey would like sprint and wasted up their endurance and the human would just like... Keep up, just slowly and steadily
      They just follows... and over time, their prey would get more and more tired then they'd run out of energy and then the humans... Would eat them.
      Isn't that interesting?"
      -Horror Technoblade

    • @acanadianpumpkin
      @acanadianpumpkin 4 года назад +771

      Techno would craft a fucking wither and ride it to hunt Dream down

    • @darthsicariustenebris8284
      @darthsicariustenebris8284 4 года назад +352

      @@acanadianpumpkin *Please someone make a Fanart of this*

  • @_blacki_5350
    @_blacki_5350 4 года назад +257

    We gonna ignore how at the top of the screen somebody dead ass said “I’m so hungry...Please give me your spare head lice,,,”

  • @youtubeguy5454
    @youtubeguy5454 3 года назад +286

    literally everyone on 7:05: Imma scream and yell random things now.
    Wilbur(due to the chaos happening): Wheres the FU*KING BUTTON?!

  • @sebastianlee979
    @sebastianlee979 4 года назад +5489

    Techno: is a pig
    Also Techno: do you know that humans back then... (Clearly referring himself as a human)

    • @floof5359
      @floof5359 4 года назад +343

      he is beyond human

    • @mystaee2914
      @mystaee2914 4 года назад +423

      He is not human he studied the humans hunting patterns to overtake them

    • @elias3640
      @elias3640 4 года назад +140

      He’s a pig smarter and better than a human

    • @darthsicariustenebris8284
      @darthsicariustenebris8284 4 года назад +121

      "Do you know how humans used to hunts in prehistoric times? The humans have a really good endurance, they'd hunt prey that's faster than them but the prey would like sprint and wasted up their endurance and the human would just like... Keep up, just slowly and steadily
      They just follows... and over time, their prey would get more and more tired then they'd run out of energy and then the humans... Would eat them.
      Isn't that interesting?"
      -Horror Technoblade

    • @teentraveler1790
      @teentraveler1790 4 года назад +25

      He's part human due to being a piglin.

  • @K__000
    @K__000 4 года назад +6290

    Techno is the only person to commit genocide and laugh

  • @rileymoore7025
    @rileymoore7025 4 года назад +1292

    Techno isn't a force for L'manburg, he isn't a force for Pogtopia, and he's not even a neutral force. He is a harbinger of chaos and apocalypse. He will not die until everyone else has. He lives for blood. He is a catalyst for Thee Blood God himself. Fear is only a natural response.
    What I'm trying to say is he's the most interesting thing to happen to this SMP.

    • @pain3236
      @pain3236 4 года назад +36

      It seems someone saw the revolution stream early

    • @satriofatah5355
      @satriofatah5355 4 года назад +28

      What the hell are you? A prophet?

    • @The_Pimba
      @The_Pimba 4 года назад +27

      He's an anarchist

    • @autonomousanonymous6468
      @autonomousanonymous6468 4 года назад +32

      "Cower. Worship. Beg...
      They're all valid reactions"
      -Sun Tzu, probably

    • @queenmaeve2861
      @queenmaeve2861 4 года назад +38

      @@satriofatah5355 I mean, Techno wasnt exactly hiding his moral. People just ignored him until it was to late.

  • @yuzurubrijer4556
    @yuzurubrijer4556 3 года назад +182

    Quackity: What's the worst thing that'd ever happened to those orphans?
    Jschlatt: You don't wanna know what I did in the year of 1999

  • @TheDiggity42
    @TheDiggity42 3 года назад +219

    The way his smile fades after he hears “they weren’t always orphans”

  • @mrprick4693
    @mrprick4693 4 года назад +1111

    Q-Quackity they weren't always orphans.
    Quackity : •-•

  • @Ronezkj15
    @Ronezkj15 4 года назад +1772

    Technoblade’s power in dream smp is equivalent to doomguy’s. Everyone scared of him

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +89

      i mean doom guy makes demons quiver in fear, techno frightens a bunch of normal adults and adolecents.
      That being said technoblade also manages to morally terrify people who cannot be physically hurt by him so maybe these two feats are equivalent

    • @foxtrotknowsbest1804
      @foxtrotknowsbest1804 4 года назад +15

      This is even more relavent now

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 года назад +26

      @@foxtrotknowsbest1804 The government and those foolish enough to re-establish are his demons.

    • @chamelipodder5519
      @chamelipodder5519 3 года назад +2

      @@defensivekobra3873 ❤️

    • @Nyerguds
      @Nyerguds 2 года назад +3

      Now I'm reminded of this video that took the first encounter in Doom 2016 between the Doom Slayer and an Imp, but with the Imp's scream 'translated' and it was like "Oh crap! Aaaaah! We're all gonna die!" xD

  • @samuelfeltman6903
    @samuelfeltman6903 4 года назад +66

    Thing is, the part where he killed everyone was a joke in the moment, but looking back at it, his laughing actually increased his character trait of not being able to resist a love for violence

  • @Potatobowmaster9
    @Potatobowmaster9 2 года назад +18

    bro quackity called himself ''Alex Quackity'' he was using techno's original name from the beginning and no one knew lmao and now its just memories

  • @eggsontoast
    @eggsontoast 4 года назад +1000

    "Do you feel in control, Quackity?"
    Shivers

    • @hccand0613
      @hccand0613 3 года назад +16

      "Do you feel in charge?"

  • @Guri_Veera
    @Guri_Veera 4 года назад +1999

    "If there's one pvp I'm planning to win, its this one"
    -Quackity, a month later

    • @opal9583
      @opal9583 4 года назад +172

      *dies to a pickaxe*

    • @polyblank2
      @polyblank2 4 года назад +130

      Dont forget about how techno was in iron and quackity was in full netherite

    • @APerson-ws4cw
      @APerson-ws4cw 3 года назад +42

      @@polyblank2 and had a pickaxe

    • @georgeaustin1197
      @georgeaustin1197 3 года назад +55

      @@APerson-ws4cw along with potions that were made his pickaxe stronger than a sharp 5 netherite sword, and a potion that reduced damage by 60%

    • @Wolfie_Animations_
      @Wolfie_Animations_ 3 года назад +6

      That was in the script tho

  • @thememelords9491
    @thememelords9491 4 года назад +873

    Chat: blood for the blood god
    Techno: casually starts building a wither
    Literally everyone: *AAAHAHAHAHABABAAAHAHAAAAAAAA REEEEE*

    • @katherinet412
      @katherinet412 2 года назад +2

      *in minds: (OH FUCKING HELL)
      what they say: TECHNO NO!!!!!!!!
      lmfao!

  • @DeoWatcher-tn1bk
    @DeoWatcher-tn1bk 3 года назад +44

    Quackity: *look at me, technoblade*
    Technoblade: *"does the slow head turn thingy"*

  • @thoudamrajmeitei7419
    @thoudamrajmeitei7419 3 года назад +45

    Six months later, BigQ imprisoned THE BLOOD GOD himself with Awesomedud. He forgot who he is messing with. Now he will finally uncover the WRATH of the BLOOD GOD.

    • @Eveis
      @Eveis 3 года назад +2

      Nice

  • @notrummm
    @notrummm 4 года назад +316

    Quackity has Technophobia

    • @kiekz
      @kiekz  4 года назад +30

      I mean you are not wrong

    • @killerhellhound
      @killerhellhound 3 года назад +19

      Thats not a phobia thats common sense

    • @matthewserna5386
      @matthewserna5386 3 года назад +1

      @@killerhellhound yep

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 года назад

      This reminded me of technos tachophobia video

  • @sparkchief
    @sparkchief 4 года назад +627

    I love how even the zombie was scared of techno so he attacked quackity first 6:05

  • @guiAstorDunc
    @guiAstorDunc 4 года назад +473

    People say techno doesn’t do role playing
    I say it feels like he’s the opposite of Phil there
    He’s always fricking role playing lmao

    • @aidenreeder4792
      @aidenreeder4792 3 года назад +36

      No no, that is his secret. He is never roleplaying.

    • @jennijenni314
      @jennijenni314 3 года назад +19

      He’s his own oc 😂

  • @elischaotic4930
    @elischaotic4930 2 года назад +22

    This was my first ever video I watched of techno. It's what got me hooked to the dream smp and it's what started the insane hyperfixation it became for like 6 months straight. This introduced me to Wilbur, who is now one of my favorite musican. It introduced me to ranboo and tommy and all the others who brought so much joy into my life.
    Thank you Techno, for being the awesome human that you were
    Rest in piece, we will never forget you

  • @siisi2965
    @siisi2965 4 года назад +575

    Techno: "You feel in control Quackity?"
    Quackity: **panik**
    Techno: "Do you feel tired Quackity?"
    Quackity: **fear**

  • @acanadianpumpkin
    @acanadianpumpkin 4 года назад +4121

    Blood for the blood god
    Quackity: what does that mean?
    Techno: starts building a Wither
    AHH SHIT
    HERE WE GO AGAIN
    (Edit: I don't know if this aged well or not, also the fact I don't remember writing this is concerning)

    • @zeiasisl9952
      @zeiasisl9952 4 года назад +80

      Karl: *FUCK NOT AGAIN*

    • @rinzanacantdraw4652
      @rinzanacantdraw4652 4 года назад +46

      Let the man play tetris in peace bro

    • @sabrinabrooks4926
      @sabrinabrooks4926 4 года назад +63

      this is more terrifying when you think about it because this implies he has the means to spawn a wither whenever he wants and chooses not too.

    • @eggsdee9407
      @eggsdee9407 4 года назад +25

      @@sabrinabrooks4926 he has six skulls so he definitely could

    • @Elle-nm5rt
      @Elle-nm5rt 4 года назад +20

      @@eggsdee9407 It's going to get interesting later today if he chooses to use those...
      EDIT: I see the future

  • @HiHello-jo8tp
    @HiHello-jo8tp 4 года назад +315

    "There weren't always orphans..." he says while holding a trident and an axe.

  • @MasterGamerXGamerboi
    @MasterGamerXGamerboi 4 года назад +203

    I love how Technoblade can go from absolutely menacingly scary to a funny man that makes comedy gold

  • @slightlydistressedslug6627
    @slightlydistressedslug6627 3 года назад +23

    3:53 “what happened to the orphans’ parents?”
    nothing you can prove

  • @phillipklatecki4164
    @phillipklatecki4164 3 года назад +16

    5:24 Jesus Christ that gave me the chills no fucking wonder he's called the blood god

  • @ARTHLOLZ
    @ARTHLOLZ 4 года назад +451

    i heard wilbur say
    “where’s the ducking button?”
    or was that just me-

    • @irok1
      @irok1 4 года назад +23

      I mean, it wasn't ducking, but yeah, he was saying that. He couldn't find the button to ignite all of Manburg

  • @wavy_prod6973
    @wavy_prod6973 4 года назад +706

    techno is the blood god praise him

    • @johanneswarnar7862
      @johanneswarnar7862 4 года назад +1

      Yea

    • @maus9777
      @maus9777 4 года назад +1

      I mean he's for sure a champion of Khorne, even a chaos lord if you ask me

    • @seraphim9219
      @seraphim9219 4 года назад +2

      Techno says that phrase as a Warhammer reference not calling himself the blood god

    • @niki8599
      @niki8599 4 года назад

      Blood for the blood god

    • @adamdevlin9207
      @adamdevlin9207 4 года назад

      Sheesh you didn't get the 40k reference did you?

  • @riz1567
    @riz1567 4 года назад +436

    Chat: Blood for the blood god
    Quackity: What
    Wilbur, somewhere: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

    • @BlazeingRod
      @BlazeingRod 3 года назад +11

      XD
      Also Wilbur: join the void tommy...

  • @Vision-lz4ru
    @Vision-lz4ru 3 года назад +27

    3:00
    Quackity-: “Technoblade what does your Twitter bio say “The second worse things to happen to ever those orphans?”
    Technoblade: “Because I was the second worse thing to ever happen to those orphans”
    Quackity: What was the first worst thing?
    Technoblade: Quackity...they..they weren’t always orphans..
    Quacktiy: *smiles slowly drops*

  • @frootloopsenthusiast2991
    @frootloopsenthusiast2991 3 года назад +12

    6:44 i love how he just laughs and proceeds to murder everyone else

  • @mcfat1039
    @mcfat1039 4 года назад +340

    “They weren’t always orphans”
    *Quackity.exe has stopped responding*

  • @playerpogg
    @playerpogg 4 года назад +471

    I starting to think that the more Techno got famous, the more he got mad

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 года назад +64

      He was like this 2 years ago, nothing has changed. The only change is that his prey are different

    • @WEB-0813
      @WEB-0813 4 года назад +27

      @@pablopereyra7126 He’s just going after bigger fish now

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 года назад +43

      @@WEB-0813 They are fish, AND HE IS THE FISHER. They've been roleplaying, WHILE HE WAS PLAYING DEATH NOTE

    • @Churruminoh
      @Churruminoh 4 года назад +27

      @@pablopereyra7126 DANCE FISH BOY DANCE

    • @littlechi7738
      @littlechi7738 4 года назад +4

      @@Churruminoh DANCE MY BOY

  • @theaartjourney
    @theaartjourney 4 года назад +150

    “Oh god Twitter”
    Truer words were never spoken

  • @suz5191
    @suz5191 3 года назад +54

    fjdjkdkd the way techno just went off and decided to kill everyone at the festival while laughing like a madman and just left immediately after was like joker-esque crazy lmao

  • @roulette8299
    @roulette8299 3 года назад +30

    This brings a whole new meaning to technophobia

    • @el-nathan
      @el-nathan 3 года назад

      Technophobia: the fear of Technoblade

  • @Hamza2_7272
    @Hamza2_7272 4 года назад +136

    3:23 quackity's smile just changes lmao

  • @digiishort
    @digiishort 4 года назад +289

    techno doesn't usually talk much. but when he does it's terrifying
    (i.e. the human hunters speech, and the "in the pit" monologue)

  • @fanboygamer3e
    @fanboygamer3e 4 года назад +108

    “You wanna be a hero Tommy, THEN DIE LIKE ONE.” That legit gave me chills.

  • @Potatobowmaster9
    @Potatobowmaster9 2 года назад +20

    Rest In Peace king

  • @MorrowidAddic
    @MorrowidAddic 3 месяца назад +7

    1:42 knowing that Technos name is actually Alex makes this kinda funny but also sad

  • @moon-tsk6784
    @moon-tsk6784 4 года назад +771

    Bro I actually wanted him to act scared when quackity Bring up badboyhalo

    • @hyuk628
      @hyuk628 4 года назад +97

      and yet,
      and yet, he did not

    • @christmasgrinch4017
      @christmasgrinch4017 4 года назад +2

      @@hyuk628 ok

    • @amided3816
      @amided3816 4 года назад +46

      @@hyuk628 it was all fun and games till he does a manhunt _in real life_

    • @ZtU2455
      @ZtU2455 4 года назад +42

      it's only hey technoblade from schlatt that makes him fear

    • @renie_ren
      @renie_ren 4 года назад +16

      @@ZtU2455 the trauma remains 😢

  • @howtogaintime739
    @howtogaintime739 4 года назад +478

    Don't care about the cheesy role playing. I love the prehistoric human hunters reference. AMAZING.

  • @mohammednajl5950
    @mohammednajl5950 4 года назад +139

    Wish techno said:
    ‘You know quackity, you can’t die because fear. It’s a scientific impossibility. You aren’t able to.’
    ‘But science didn’t expect fear to be incarnate.’

    • @viktorijavaicekauskaite1994
      @viktorijavaicekauskaite1994 3 года назад +23

      You CAN actually die from fear. Enough fear can cause someone's heart to stop, which usually results in death.

    • @Birb_in_da_hat
      @Birb_in_da_hat 3 года назад +3

      @@viktorijavaicekauskaite1994 Interesting.... Maybe I can use this.

    • @muhammadharith4001
      @muhammadharith4001 3 года назад

      @@Birb_in_da_hat prepare the nukes,prepare the guns and the bullets,we storming this person house at dawn

  • @fnaffan_1016
    @fnaffan_1016 3 года назад +20

    They can’t leave Teachno for 1 moment 4:14

  • @yalalxx
    @yalalxx 3 года назад +18

    "Do you feel tired, Quackity?"
    man that scares the shit out of me.

  • @vazywazzy
    @vazywazzy 4 года назад +65

    I've seen these clips multiple times, but no matter how many times I see them I enjoy it.
    Technoblade is just terrifying.
    It's great.

  • @ahmijalza2101
    @ahmijalza2101 4 года назад +25

    5:32 imagine techno say " the thing is, quackcity....animals aren't the only thing you can hunt "

  • @georgeofhamilton
    @georgeofhamilton 4 года назад +256

    Technoblade would actually be the third worst thing to happen to those orphans.

    • @thedabisme61
      @thedabisme61 4 года назад +2

      Then what’s the first?

    • @joey-js9pr
      @joey-js9pr 4 года назад +5

      what's the second worst thing

    • @miaaaa669
      @miaaaa669 4 года назад +63

      he's the second, third, fourth, AND fifth worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

    • @armeeee9246
      @armeeee9246 4 года назад +3

      @@miaaaa669 trueee

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 года назад +17

      Are the first two the parents? One rank for each one?

  • @ausramarcinkeviciute7840
    @ausramarcinkeviciute7840 3 года назад +19

    5:50 And thus, we shall never learn what the best part about all this was.

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 3 года назад +19

    Quackity's chat saying "Blood for the blood god" should become a cannon thing where once Techno marks you as a target and is in close proximity, you can hear the voices he hears

  • @audreyks6074
    @audreyks6074 4 года назад +34

    During the part where quackity wanted techno to turn his head faster, I thought techno would say something about how he can't turn any faster while using a steering wheel

  • @babayaga6859
    @babayaga6859 4 года назад +108

    technoyoubetterprayformercyblade

  • @bluexix
    @bluexix 4 года назад +58

    2:06 "You know what this means Karl?
    Karl, he just made fun of my condition"
    Just clearing those "???" in the subtitles

    • @kiekz
      @kiekz  4 года назад +6

      my headphones broke so I only heard mumbling

  • @finch6243
    @finch6243 4 года назад +10

    No one:
    The text to speech while Quackity is being attacked by Technoblade: *Ok, this is epic*
    5:56

  • @wilder_gaming86
    @wilder_gaming86 2 года назад +15

    Rest easy technoblade, we miss you

  • @echo7zip765
    @echo7zip765 4 года назад +96

    “They weren’t always orphans”

    • @samhague4213
      @samhague4213 4 года назад +3

      Techno, the Blood God

    • @itzmaymay3698
      @itzmaymay3698 4 года назад

      wait I’m sorry what does he mean by that ?

    • @samhague4213
      @samhague4213 4 года назад

      @@itzmaymay3698 .... orphans don’t have parents.... they weren’t always orphans..... they used to have parents.....

  • @jillianadams1407
    @jillianadams1407 4 года назад +50

    "W-why is my chat saying 'Blood for the Blood god' What does that mean"
    " *Oh, only good things happen when the chat says THAT, Let me tell YOU* "
    ------------------------------------------------------------------
    You can hear the grin in Technos voice...

  • @ArunRaj-dh1cd
    @ArunRaj-dh1cd 4 года назад +30

    Techno's speeches and style of talking according to the situation is lit
    e.g: him explaining the orphan joke

  • @kei.yokosh
    @kei.yokosh 2 года назад +9

    Watching this now, it makes me wonder if technoblade was slightly grinning when quackity introduced himself as "alex quackity, quackity alex" knowing that he trolled us into thinking that dave is his real name when his real name was actually alex.

    • @philliprobertson1347
      @philliprobertson1347 2 года назад +4

      Lol, yeah.
      Technoblade had the chance to be like, "I'm Alex Technoblade."

  • @katk.hq0879
    @katk.hq0879 2 года назад +11

    Blood for the Blood God....
    may he rest easy now..

  • @tracks6984
    @tracks6984 4 года назад +108

    Quackery: MY CONDITION, are you making fun of my condition!?
    *humour has left the chat*

    • @sinsei2165
      @sinsei2165 4 года назад +17

      that was also a bit tho? it's satire for what people do on twitter. you know, twisting words to make them look bad.

    • @wendigo6188
      @wendigo6188 4 года назад +3

      Did you mean humor has entered the chat

    • @heilinstarling9436
      @heilinstarling9436 4 года назад +1

      Techno has ADHD, so idk who is making fun of who's condition at this point

  • @tehsunooo
    @tehsunooo 4 года назад +98

    Quackity: *grinning a bit
    Techno: they weren’t always orphans, Quackity
    Quackity: *instant frown

  • @journey9641
    @journey9641 4 года назад +19

    1:41 "Hi Technoblade!"
    Then asks him for his name

  • @Rabarbaraaa
    @Rabarbaraaa 4 года назад +8

    Just seeing Quackity’s smile slowly transforming into a sad face at 3:20 is the funniest thing ever.

  • @franciscs1604
    @franciscs1604 2 года назад +8

    1:14
    Techno’s sinister head-turn is one of the most scariest and terrifying moment I’ve ever seen…

  • @Cat_Sandwiches
    @Cat_Sandwiches 4 года назад +45

    “You’re a person, like me.” WRONG! He is a demigod!

  • @brunoknez6977
    @brunoknez6977 4 года назад +28

    chat: blood for the blood god
    Quackity: *confused*
    Me: what have you brought upon this cursed land

  • @Benjamin-hi1ni
    @Benjamin-hi1ni 4 года назад +20

    When someone in the chat says “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!”
    *Profound Sweating*

  • @whotfissxnty
    @whotfissxnty 2 года назад +7

    I’m gonna miss him bro he was the only reason I watched the dream smp I didn’t really like any other creator on their except for Techno
    I’ll miss him

  • @bushrairfan3332
    @bushrairfan3332 2 года назад +9

    It's funny how both if them share the same name