Technoblade Funny Moments in Dream SMP
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- Опубликовано: 11 дек 2020
- Technoblade funny moments/bits in Dream SMP server.
Most of the Clips belong to @Technoblade so go and subscribe to him.
Technoblade Channel: / technoblade
People involve in the video:
Wilbur Soot: / @wilburplays
Ph1LzA: / ph1lza
TommyInnit: / @tommyinnit
Quackity: / quackityhq
Outro Music: Corbyn Kites | Orbit
#Technoblade, #TechnobladeFunnyMoments, #DreamSMP 
Игры
That first clip is such pure not only techno energy but minecraft with friends energy.
Gaming
technoblade gaming
Great comment, but you need to use commas!!!
@@Vamp.y do not click this link he's self promoting
Something i dont have..
“The amnesiac is flexing his memory on me.” has the same energy as, “You just got corrected by a dyslexic person.”
*when the blind person drives better then you
when the mute person sings better than you
When the disabled guy runs faster than you
When the deaf person hears better than you
When the amputee is better at football than you
“they weren’t always orphans”
.....
his face just looks like it had lost all emotions
This was the first time i understood that
I kid you not, and this is probably so sad, but I laughed way too hard at that
@@aaronwimberly you are not the only one
Ok I kind of get the joke but can someone clarify
1- he means that the fist worst thing is that they lost there parents and became orphans
2- he has killed there parents and become orphans
@@klaire1689 number 1. Not exactly a jole either depnsing on what kind of humor you got. I found it really funny since i love dark humor, but yeah
Rest in peace Techno. You will be remembered
RIP
Rip
Rip
rip
Rip Technoblade
I'm here after his passing. Re-watching these really put a smile on my face. "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"
"TECHNO NEVER DIES"
Stage 4 cancer:
@@sanityisbroken7152 naw u wild 💀
@@sanityisbroken7152 bro
As long as we keep rewatching his content and he stays with us TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
He died😂
"this is for tubbo"
"this is for tubbo"
*Dies to thorns*
271 likes and 1 comment oooooooooooooof
Lol almost 500 likes and 2 comments
Make that 493 likes with 3 comments
501 likes and 4 comments
Eyy 502 and 5 comments :DD
Tommy - “WHOS your favourite woman” techno- “my mom” 🥺
That part was adorable.
2:26
I would have said your mom
I would have said same .
Sweet home ala-
Coming back to this after hearing the news about Techno passing. My heart hurts but I wanna feel better because I miss him so much already. FUCK CANCER. R.I.P Technoblade. Fly high, King.
#TechnobladeNeverDies
May he rest well
he lives forever in our hearts! #technobladeneverdies
#fuckcancer
@@manjunathnayak2909 he's dead though
RIP Technoblade. The legend will always be remembered
@@wolvvr7422 Dude he is actually dead.
@@wolvvr7422 no cap
@@wolvvr7422 he’s actually serious
Yes
Rip techo
3:21
I love how techno wore the armor at the beat
Perfect
I just went back to see lmao
Perfection
3:21*
4:31
Quackity smile automatically change to frown when the flashback hits
Idont understand it
@@dissapointedyoutuberslookatcam it's okay, my boy, it's OK.
@@Vamp.y don't click this link he's self promoting
@@AiriQT1 thank you
yea no i dont understand that joke either
“If I had another 100 lives, I think I would choose to be technoblade again every single time, as those were the happiest years of my life”
- Technoblade👑
Rest in peace legend
Idk if youtube sends notifs for dislikes but it was an accident i tried to click read more and kept pressing dislike by accident im sorry
@@wafflecat32 no no it's fine don't worry ^-^
0:26
I hope he didn’t go there. He was such a great guy with a great sense of humor and big heart. He will be missed.
he was an atheist ☹️
God might have hesitated for so long he didn't go there
Nah as soon as God said ‘he-‘ Techno attacked
Let’s hope god at least hesitated
if you know you know
Techno:”Quakity they-they weren’t always orphans-“
*ad about children care*
Oof
Lol
I got a adoption center one-
They are watching your every move..
F in the chat
"Where are you?"
"I'm..........................north."
Okay so like aside from the running gag of Tommy not knowing cardinal directions, this is literally not helpful. XD
it is if you're using pogtopia as the base point, he didn't say he was FACING north he said that was the direction he was in
If you use f3 it shows you the way that you’re facing with cardinal directions
there's a sun in Minecraft, which rises in the east and sets in the west. If you use the sun you can determine which way north is and navigate like that. That's how techno does it
@@lunarmoon7636 thank you but can you explain in more detail
@@asparagus4598 Sun rises in the east, sets in the west. So look which way the sun is moving. Where it's come from is East, and where it's going to is West, then North and South are perpendicular to that
I’m watching this after I heard the news, it’s sad but may he Rest In Peace, He will always remain a Legend, “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!”
Rest In Peace King!
Who’s watching this in 2024 🥹 fly high king 👑
I am never going to forget him
RIP technoblade never dies
Tommy: "I can kill you at any time just so you know"
Techno: *puts on armor*
Tommy: "OK lets do this trade!"
LOL
LOL
LOL
not lol.....rip techno
Rip techni
Tommy: “I’m gonna up the price.”
Techno: “Up the price? I’m the one selling!”
Pure Techno being smart moment
If you're selling, and someone says "I'm gonna up the price", that can only be a good thing
2 commets and 222 likes :))
"Yeah, you know what? Let's up the price!"
more like Tommy being dumb lmao
wrong its pure tommy being *totaly not smart*
Technoblade never dies.
Alexander "Technoblade" 1999-2022 🐷👑
1:16 Technoblade never dies if u try to kill him u will die
dont tell me i didint warn u
Quackity....They weren’t always orphans....
*Huawei ads pops up*
I dont understand what does it mean tho.
@@user-tg8bl4ec9e they used to have parents
@@azuyaaa ah okay,thank you
I got feeds ad
I got a car max ad
Who's coming here to remember him again after his death 💔
R. I. P techno... Rest easy you've done a long battle
0:04 He matters so much heart, RIP Techno ♥️
3:13
Tommy: Listen pal I could kill you right now
*moment of silence*
Technoblade: *Excuse me?*
Technoblade never dies
@@sadlymcty this aged badly but true too
@@tacotime3094 No... technoblade never dies
NEVER
@@tacotime3094 he didn't die, he just went up to heaven to fight god.
The first clip when he’s punching techno serves me such raw big bro and lil bro energy and I’m gonna cry about it bye
the way he says hallo to wilbur and also RIP technoblade legend TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES are the true words
I love how in this part of the video (7:58), instead of it saying Tommyinnit, it literally says, Typinginnit! Who else saw that?
3:21
The song synced with him putting the armor on
IT DID
Lmao yes
Why does Tommy want techno to say "I love women"
@Mrudul Patil he meant why not because the membranes he meant why did he want him to say that and not something else
I want to know that too XD
@@onlyylala5150 phantom membrane
@@REALLYLOVESCATS you don’t understand
@@onlyylala5150 phantom membrane, Lala.
I’m watching this after hearing the tragic news of his passing. “Technoblade never dies”, he will remain in my heart until the day I pass. Thank you for making this video to make me laugh💗🐷💖
Anyone else coming back to this cause they miss techno
Yep
I miss him
My senior quote: "I was 2nd worst thing to ever happen to those orphans"
screen: "turn off ur volume" me: _No_ techno: _So you have chosen_ *DEATH...*
Blood for the blood god, but not the way you were expecting him to draw blood though.
I’ve seen that clip so many times and every time I tell my self it won’t be that loud and I don’t turn it down and it just so painful, I’m on max volume, is it really that hard to turn the volume down?
I couldn't turn down my volume quick enough 😂😂😂
Its getting hard to hear because I have an ear infection so I had that at almost full volume (with headphones)
It was fine
@@alastair116 Oof
im just going through every clip just remembering alex. we have to appreciate the moments he gave to us
i have been rewatching techno all day 😭
Same. o7. sleep well, king. hope you take the throne of heaven and make God beg for mercy under your foot.
quackitys existence is a funny moment
@@Vamp.y do not click this link he's self promoting
@@AiriQT1 what
8:12 for some reasomn that made me laugh so hard, typinginnit
@@Vamp.y do not. Click this link he's self promoting
i read it as ty -ping-innit
@@31nisthasharma94 lmao
Who else is watching this when he passed away we love you (TECHNO NEVER DIES)
Watching this to cheer myself up
That last clip when techno goes "quackity... They weren't always orphans"
😂😂
Lol yeah he was like 😃🙁😕😟😣😖😫😢😭🤭
1:09
See how Tommy timed the “FOR TUBBO!!!” while knowing he’s gonna die?
That’s comedy right there and then the little “awh” right after.
This man is not gonna come back 😭😭
Technoblade never dies
POV: techno has been waiting for someone to ask him what was the first worst thing to happen to the orphans.
Tommy: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE WOMAN TECHNO?
Techno:AHHMM MY MUM
ME; OWW SO SWEET🥺
U mean "aww"?
it hurt?
why is it in caps-
Miss you Techno.
this is so sad,he was only 23, rest in peace technoblade.🕊️
The last clip fucking sent me 😭
Ikr gets you every time 😂
@@Vamp.y do not click this link he's self PROMOTING
Where tho
@@AiriQT1
o-O
"They weren't always orphans"
Quackity's face cracked me up
"the woman was too stunned to speak"
Rip you amazing person” techno never dies!”
Long Live The King
3:13 is such an underrated moment
Hows that underrated when most people talk about it lmao
@@syoti69 exactly
“turn down volume”...
me: hmmmmm...
*turns up volume*...
*regrets*
Revan7722 R turns up volume watching a youtube video *INSTANTLY REGRETS IT*
Rip techno.
Respect ✊
Im watching this on his death anniversary and i cant believe its been a year since the legend passed on. I didnt really watch the dream SMP before his death and i wish i did. You can see that he impacted the whole platform. As long as we keep him in our hearts technoblade dies.
I love how This plays out!
Tommy: I could kill you rn.
*techno gets suited up*
Techno: can you now?
I jump when the part of tommy and techno when techno said what do you want in return then tommy said do a really really high pitch scream in 4:31
You mean 4:21?
4:20
Watching this after he passed makes me feel so shit
"Tommuinnit was killed trying to hurt Technoblade" yep that is our king 🍀🕊Techno will be remebered. Rest easy... Technoblade never dies 😖♥
“Quackity they weren’t always orphans”
I mean, he is not wrong 😅
“Quackity..... they weren’t always orphans” HAD ME DYING
Sooooo you're an orphan?
@@Moonstriker2514 took me wayyyy to long to under what you meant😭
Am I the only one binge watching Techno stuff after his passing?
i am doing the same. i wish i met him. those who have ever even talked to him are the very luckiest people in the world
As long as this man exist I will not get sleep because I will sit up all night watching funny videos of him knowing good and well I need to be up at 5:45 so I can go to school
LMAOO THE LAST ONE WAS PRICELESSS!
“for tubbo! oh fu-“
literally me and my friends in our smp every day-
Hits diffrent
R.I.P. He cured my depression, he's a true LEGEND!
“ they weren’t always orphans”
Me: cry laughing
8:28 “typinginnit??” hahaha😂
who ever is watching this in july 2022 and over, RIP TECHNOBLADE :( U WILL BE REMEMBERED :( :(
Seeing this makes me laugh,but now when he’s gone I cry 😭
“They werent always orphans...” 😳
Techno: "back from my glass of water. Wait why is my health so low...... HEY FREE STUFF!"
I am watching this after what happened and I think this his how everyone should remember him if you guys see this but his merchandise and support his family.
Its so hard to watch it when you know that he's gone...
The moment Quackity realizes is literally the best moment i just crack up every single time
I've always loved how deep and calm Technoblade is lmaoo
The first clip now hit really different
Who else came back to this video after learning that he passed?
Technoblade never dies.🐷❤️
🐷♥️
I love how the beat just matched Techno putting on his full Netherite
“Quakity, they weren’t always orphans....”
All of Quakity’s emotions just drained out of him lmao
Fuck I miss him already
I’m crying so hard rn
0:01 Techno looks a little different here
Lol
2:30
“My mom”
Captions: oh hi mom.
Rest in Peace Technoblade I hope you're happy wherever you are
Not even a week has passed since his death...and I already miss him so fucking much...he will be immortalized in this videos, our memories and our hearts so we can confirm... TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES 🐷👑
Yes
"even i remember how to make a fishing rod" 6:53
-savage ghostbur
Can someone explain the line they weren't always orphans
I understood
before they parents died they weren’t orphans after they parents died they became orphans
@@TzzztTzzzt thanks bro
I guess quarantine is getting to you huh?
they werent always orphans
@@TzzztTzzzt It could also mean they were abandoned.
“Who’s your favorite woman techno?” -tommy
“Uhmm, my mom 😊😊😊”- Technoblade, RIP 2022.
May techno Rest In Peace in 2020, he was a funny and kind man, he died from c@nc3r. And the part where he said “uhm my mom” was so heart warming :)
Techno and Tommy the gold we didn’t know we needed
4:25 that is a FNAf jump scare
I had the volume at maximum...
Oh my god my ears 🤣
The intro already got me laughing cause of Quackity's smile melting XD
R.I.P Techno. 😢
This hits hard I miss it
Me to! 😢
"What item did you take?"
"You dont gotta worry about it" casually takes a notch apple
DUDE THAT WAS SO SLICK
3:19 I love that each beat of the background music he puts in a armor piece it is synced so well
Who's watching after he's died
R.I.P techno we appreciated and loved everything you have did king thank you for making us have laughs and making days better king Rest In Peace 🕊