Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament
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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2020
- i play in Minecraft Ultimate and get a few kills to save the orphans
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miracle foundation (my chosen charity for the event): www.miraclefoundation.org/
TEAMMATES:
Calvin: / rodtricked
xNestorio: / xnestorio
OTHER POVs:
TapL: / taplharv
TommyInnit: / tommyinnit
Pigicial: / pigicial
FireBreathMan: / firebreathman
Nardcoo: / nardc0
Pokeaim: / pokeaim
Papaplatte: / papaplatte
Robbo: / robbofunny
become a CHANNEL MEMBER here: / @technoblade
other YT channel (go subscribe): / @technothepig1448
follow me on twitter too: / technothepig
music:
“Last Fight For Freedom” by Edgar Hopp
www.epidemicsound.com/referra...
“Bay Breeze” by Dylan Sitts
www.epidemicsound.com/referra... 
Игры
It was so fun. thank you for teaming with us. (my shot at 8:10 AMAZING)
They've been tricked, they've been backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled
You were the true carry even though you died once LMAO
Np! It was fun teaming w you!
Ay yo love your videos i want more rl lol
you all are sociopaths
Crying
First
Finnaly early to something, anyways good job on the vids! 👍🏼
Nice
NOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Ikr
Easy second place, I guess.
Fundy hehehe
Fundyyy
L
Loooool
L
I'm telling you. There's no way Techno isn't currently in an isakai rn kicking ass all over again
Reincarnated as a pig?
i love this comment
I'd pay so much to watch that anime
I was so op in my last life that I was reincarnated as a pig. 😂
@@spoonmanthe3rdtheres literally an anime airing this season about a guy who reincarnated as a pig 💀
The scream in every player's soul when they saw technoplane just proves how Techno came really close to getting a degree in psychology, his prescence itself is enough to make even the strongest man run away in fear.
That’s why God had to remove him. He was becoming too powerful.
@@Case2_0 he had too much intelligence for this world
He's like lu bu in dynasty warriors games.
That's why he was sent to an isakai
you mean the second strongest man, because the strongest man doesn't work cause, Techno IS the strongest man.
Nestor:
“SHOT EM”
“GOT EM”
“BOP EM”
“TWIST EM”
I love this comment.
Lol robot chicken
Adult Swim reference?
His skills with the bow are insane
pull em shake em break em take em slice em dice em spice em
Tournament players: “Yeah I’ll lose this tournament when pigs fly”
Technoblade: *”hey”*
I love it
Bruh that's funny af well played
"wassup"
"no you can't be technoplane this is hunger games!"
"Haha technoplane go MURDER MURDER MURDER"
Underrated
That 3v21 has to be one of the greatest battles I've ever seen
Rest in peace, Techno
That was an intense epic war
"We have you 21 to 3."
"I like those odds."
@@d1nodray it would be 7 to 1
@@hyperfreeze2714good point
Top 10 Best Anime Battles
12:18 "Knock knock, it's the United States with the air support!" might be my favorite Techno line ever. It's a toss up between that and "I need to take a break from drowning to get a drink of water." RIP Techno you absolute beast!
that was a bill wurtz reference, specifically the history of japan video
"These orphans are getting destroyed" and "this is the second worst thing that had ever happened to these orphans" are also up there
“I’ll lose when pigs fl-
*insert elytra noises* “TECHNOPLANEE”
LOL OMG UNDERRATED COMMENT
This.made my day
LMAO Idk why I'm laughing so hard at this xD
Guess he lost o.o
TECHNOPLANE
"SIR WE'RE SURROUNDED!"
Techno: "those poor bastards"
Underrated
What the heck is that picture man?!
@@feyhem01_ its ham and bread idiot lol
@@ae3464 oh boi i get it rn but still its looking like a chicken body
@@feyhem01_ pffft HAHAHAHAHA LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE BOT AGAIN WHEN I GIVE A QUICK LOOK TO IT
15:16 finally a player smart enough to realize that a man without a chestplate takes a shit ton of damage
exactly
giga walli
but he wasnt smart enough to realize that man is technoblade
My man walli
@@ethangc081either it was fight at a chance advantage or take the L without dignity. That man did good
"This is the part of the video where I tell you to subscribe, I'm trying to get to three million-"
*looks at the count: 16.2Mil and rising*
You made it, and so much more.
I literally just did that now lol 3:56
Flying pigs 🪽🐖🐖
Literally did the exact same thing 😭
Same!
16.8mio xD
I just love watching these old videos and reading comments of the community, it's a shame techno couldn't see this...
Tommy: “cross team??”
*flying pig comes in
I don't think sooooo!
Well the saying "when pigs fly" actually came true
Technofly
@Zaxtrz no its technoplane
Ememy ac130 above!
Imagine being so scary that people just yell “ITS HIIIMMMMM” when they see you coming
plz tell me the timestamp of it good sir
@@greenthepokemontrainer3358 I got you but only one of the parts 7:52
@@TiptopBreak thank you good sir
11:00
@@user-dm5pv6fm8g thank you great sir
I love how everyone else's video is actually coherent, while Techno, Nester, and Calvin just have a *massive kill montage.*
They forgot the secret 4th player on their team, chat's money
IM DYING IDK WHAT OT SYA XD
Techno Support
Lol, underrated comment, he woulda still been awesome without it tho. 😁
"shot 'em"
"shot 'em"
"shot 'em"
"got 'em"
his aim is immaculate.
Aimbot confirmed
12:49 LOL
shot 'em
Bro I’m not kidding I was actually thinking those exact words when I was watching him beam people.
That’s Nestorios whole thing 😭 “shot em” hes been a bow god since forever
In this episode:
Technoblade: Technoplane
Calvin: 1v4 every team
Nestor: _Shot em. Got em._
This comment needs more likes, LOL
its at 500
i think
wayy to accurate XD
lol someone commented the same thing 10 minutes before you
@@imJojie found u
It’s a tradition once in a while to rewatch all of his videos
I watch them way too often
@@nana-jv1hithere's no such thing as "too often" when it comes to these videos
Never get old
same here RIP o7
anytime i feel down I back and laugh at his jokes
o7
Imagine this with proximity voice chat.... just casually hearing a "TECHNOPLANEEEE" getting louder and louder
Their Team is basically
1. Techno : A flying tank
2. Nestorio : A Fuckin Turret
3. Calvin : A crazy swordsman
A crazy swordman ya say?
@@meh92 Ok that sounds better, let me edit that. Idk what's wrong with me a week ago
@@sadaderlangga17 wat was it before
berserker*
calvin was the better shooter
Tommyinnt: CROSSTEAM
Techno in the back: plane engine starting
Hi
KNOCK KNOCK IT'S THE UNITED STATES WITH THE AIR SUPPORT
AC130 OVERHEAD
@@Bossatron9000 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
Charge
Techno truly was the physical manifestation of the unbeatable boss at the start of old RPG's. Came in out of nowhere, slaghtered hundreds with minimal challenge, and when someone tries to stand up, they get crunched faster than you can say buyers remorse
I see you're a fan of BL2.
Also, you are 100% correct.
@sirmidnight2039 Wait a minute... Hah! Well hang me upside down from a telephone pole naked and leave me to the death of hungry spiderants! You ain't Hyperion! You're a vault hunter huh... You're like a unicorn....
@@Fr0stArc Gee, another Dead Vault hunter... Handsome Jack's been busy- Wait a minute, You're not Dead! Yes! Claptrap, your metaphorical ship has finally come in- Allow me to introduce myself, I am a Cl4p-TP steward bot, But my friends call me Claptrap- they would if any of them were still alive, or had existed in the first place.
@@sirmidnight2039 You're like two peas in a pod! Two bullets in a mag! Two cannibal midgets in a fat guys ribcage!
The raw fear in TapL's voice whenever he yelled "IT'S HIMMMMMMMM" just shows how powerful techno was lol. Rest in peace you absolute legend
11:00
"Hey, you think techno can win on a team of three"
"Psh yeah, when pigs fly"
Technoplane:
Ajrocks567 underated
Copied
@@opa8012 u copied someone saying copied it was a good comment he can repost
technoplane never dies
@@opa8012 you copied someone saying copied
"Sir we are outnumbered 3 to 21"
Techno: "Then it is a fair fight"
Techno: I like those odds
“Numbers don’t matter” Technoblade (20-20)
@@aiklintok8046 that quote sounds really bad out of context
"we've got you 21 to 3!"
"i like those odds"
That’s not fair- you’d need about the entire world to take down Techno
Chat: You think Techno can win on a team of 3?
Organisers: Yeah, when pigs fly
Techno: That can be arranged
Technoblade Never Dies.
“That can be arranged” lmao
I can hear him saying that 😂
Techno never dies 😢
@@dakokonut2501 bro he isn't dead he's obviously just not uploaded like he did with the potato war 🙄
@@Monster-hm3utI honestly hope so bro, I'd be so happy
I'm going to miss moments like (8:00) No one will get jump scared by techno during events. No more mass stabbings by him. No beating up other players on servers. RIP Techno, we miss you ❤👑
Mr beast’s accountants sure as hell won’t miss him
Rip 😅😂
Don’t worry, I’m telling the jokes he would’ve wanted.
The orphans are free from fear now rip 😢
@@dehydrated02 that was the worst thing ever to happen to those orphans😢
@@UltraPancake-qe6vh I came back to this months later and I’m laughing at my own joke
“When pigs fly”
-Sun Tzu, the Art Of War
lol
It was actually an achievment in minecraft
@@rapip3348 Ur so smart omg
Copied
if fighting is sure to result in victory you must FIGHT!
*The 21 People* : This is war,
*techno* : no, this is a massacre.
*Boston would like to know your location*
Pretty sure its still kinda the same thing
US vs EU be like
@@Evan-xs8ts Who's who?
No, this is the genocide of the entire universe
Noah: He can't possibly win in a team of 3 among teams of 4.
Techno: 3vs21 like it's nothing lmao
10:57 TapL's scream will forever be etched into my soul. The genuine terror is insane...
It was glorious
every time i close my eyes i see techno plane diving towards my face
Lol
techno plane too op lmao
Is that
A jojo reference
The horror!
Lmaoo Brody
Everyone: "What happened to the 21 players that surrounds you?"
Techno: *_"Gone, reduced to atoms"_*
Items*
Laying on The floor
reduced to items*
21 players : *BREAKS RULE CROSSTEAMS*
techno: bonjour
karma:konichiwa
turret man(idk his name):ni hao
calvin:shalom
Bruh I wrote this more than ten hours ago and I got no likes bruhhhh
True how we will never know
I love coming back to this video every now and again. My favorite part? The sheer horror of players realizing Techno was still going to win even when faced with a massive army.
Nestorio : Shot em, shot em, got em!
Techno : I dont care about the event I just want 30 kills in here.
Calvin : *UNCONTROLLABLE MANIACAL LAUGHTER EVERY 30 SECONDS*
Calvin's comment idea by : @TeamEchidna
Calvin: *uncontrollable maniacal laughter every 30 seconds*
@@BadOpen im gonna borrow this comment ❤️
@@BadOpen ill put ur name on so u get credit
Techno: Can I win the championship
Random person: When pigs fly
Techno: ok
"Proceeds to be a transformer and flies a sword dicretly through their chest"
Good joke
Technoblade defies all odds
Yep
*elytra intensifies*
The Alliance: "Give up, it's 21 against 3."
Technoblade: "That's hardly fair. _You should've brought more people."_
This one your hono(u)r
"Then it is a fair fight."
"I am not stuck in this magical border with all of you, you are all stuck in here with me!"
Alliance: "it'2 21 to 3 surrender"
Techno: "I like those odds"
To be fair, they couldn’t really recruit more due to Techno killing them earlier. These are just the survivors.
17:14
Can we just appreciate the fact Techno has killed 15% of the server? And hasn't died?
Technoblade never dies taken seriously
20%
I'm only now realizing just how many members of the QSMP actually had interactions (however small and brief) with Techno. 7:05 He managed to kill aypierre, and somehow it kinda warms my heart a little, especially with the memorial on the server.
Event organizers: Hmm, a team of 21 vs 3, I don’t think that will be fair
Techno: *You’re goddamn right.*
21 was not enough to fight 3
Not enough to fight 1 and that person is techno
Wait a minute, you look familiar
Underated comment 😂😂
Bring a few dozen more guys, then it'll be a fair fight.
Every team: *screaming when they see techno*
Techno, Calvin, and Nestor: *casual talking while committing mass genocide*
I love your name, because it perfectly describes techno's team.
@@ominous8886 God gonna feel guilty about this for a *llllooooonnnnggg* time
techno had already won via phycological warfare, he introduced fear deep into the hearts of his foes which lowered their morale and made many a team break upon the mere sight of them.
TapL: *A I R R A I D S I R E N G O E S O F F*
Techno, nestorio, and Calvin: wdym this is our new found hobby
2:18 is the moment Techno learned the blitzkrieg
*hears arrow hit the ground*
“No no… ITS HIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!”
Man is forever traumatized 💀😭
"Technoblade, they outnumber us 7 to 1!"
"Then it is an even fight."
i see you're a man of fine taste
‘I like those odds’
Aidan S it’s a ratio, with his two teammates it’s 21 to 3
@Aidan S Because it is a ratio. the 1 in 7 to 1 doesnt just mean one person. If there is 10 people on his team then theyre against 700 people. in the case of this video there was techno, calvin and nester, so 3, so they would be against 21 people.
@@mistersmith6416 Both of you didn't get that man's joke, go back to comedy perception school.
Everyone when seeing the 21 people teamed against Techno: Noooo he'll be massacred
Techno: *I am the massacre*
It was a massacre. But not against Techno
Techno: Call an ambulance, but not for me
@@HobosCanFly I now right lol
HobosCanFly giv me your money old man!
lmaoooo
I remember watching this in the morning while eating cereal and grinning throughout the whole vid, it feels surreal that it has been 3 years now, miss you king o7
This is the greatest battle of all time
3v21
Techno: the plane, the blood god, hell.
Nestorio: the turret, the sniper
Calvin: the wounded, the swordsman
Vs
An entire army
Result: Technoplane Squad winning a decisive victory
I asked for mercy and didn’t get it
RIP XD
RIP XD LMAO
L
RIP XD
You expect the blood God to give you mercy
Crossteam: “we have you 21 to three”
Technoplane: “I like those odds”
Mandalorian? Is it good? I'm thinking of watching it
I like how the likes is also 21
That's at least 80% of winning
@@helenedalsgaard5939 it's good but make sure to watch all the other Star Wars TV shows, otherwise you might be a bit confused
@@Steamlazer HMMM
Seeing Tommy’s pov when techno flew to him never fails to make me laugh and remind me of all the good things techno has done for us and all the memories he left for us as well
"We practiced the 3v6, this is that but more."
Genius.
Crossteamers: We outnumber you 21 to 3
Techno: *I like those odds*
Crossteamers: But Techno it's 21 to 3
Techno: then it's a fair fight
Yes
Everyone: Surrender, Technoblade, you're surrounded!
Techno: I am only surrounded by fear, and dead men.
Finn Peterson I have taught him well.
@@DarthVader-zk6dq Technoblade was trained by the greatest sith lord himself.. No wonder he is unbeatable.
Nester: yeah I hit every shot with a bow
Calvin: yeah I’m really good at pvp
Technoblade: TECHNOPLAAAAANE
Nestor: the turret
Calvin: stab
Techno: p la n e
@@imjustbored152 Calvin : the tank
Nestor: Turret gunner
Calvin: Bombardier
Techno: *B O E I N G 7 7 7*
Knock knock it's the United States with air support
To quote Hitman 3,
"It's five against one"
"Yes, see your mistake?"
"If you know the enemy and know yourself, then you need not fear the result of a hundred battles"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Techno: (strategic talking)
Nestorio: Shot em
Calvin: (roasting enemies)
This team is perfect
and yet despite speaking entirely different on things, they ALL unanimously agree on the prospect of DIAMOND PANTS FOR TECHNO
@@thecountercounter9127 i absolutely love how they had the unanimous thought process of “but it would be funny”
"shot em, shot em, shot em, got em"
@@corinne-bc7wi I KNOW RIGHT THE MAN’S A SNIPER
Gottem
Techno: We Amassed a collective total of 116 kills"
Also Techno: *Casually Drops the Fact that the Previous record was 19*
Nice
Not only did they beat the record for team kills, they each beat that record with individual kills
@@megamansoupreme7122 holy shit theyre op
Everyone on that team individually broke the former team record
@@megamansoupreme7122 both techno and clvin doubled that count with their individual score
I forget it everyy time but I'm convinced my mind brings me back to this video just to hear the absolute bone chilling fear in TapL's voice when :
" IT'S HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMM!!!!!!! "
The absolute HORROR in his scream at 11:00 makes me cry with laughter every single time, absolutely incredible how Techno put fear into the hearts of other players and yet everyone loved and respected him.
We miss you every day ❤️
Technoblade never dies
Techno: lets try to get 30 kills combined
Also Techno: *gets a 116 kill win wiping out literally more than half the map*
pretty sure he meant he wanted 30 kills for himself, not combined
Well, technoplane never dies!
@@HexConcepts ye
*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*
Yes
"The event's previous record was 19 by the way" he says as he casually gets more than quintuple that.
Watch poland's new video. He got way more
@@Animallover24678 yea
@@Animallover24678 Poland got more than Technoblade? Pretty sure he got less than 47
@@lowkaytong8407 watch his 3rd time winning
Over 6 times the previous record.
19 X 6 = 114
This is one of my favourite techno videos. Gives me a massive nostalgia burst to come back here. o7 king.
F
I love how in literally every tournament Tehcno participated in, he was just an unstoppable force of nature that people could only hope to avoid
Edit: I made the mistake of not using past tense. It's still shocking that he's gone...
And this, children, is why pigs should NEVER fly.
give this comment more clout
I mean we have an achivement called pigs can fly ._. Its all thought out by mojang they gave technoplane a tribute by making it am achivement
Poggers
dont let the pig holds a sword my kids
Fax
"Do you think techno will win this event?"
"When pigs fly"
OH SHIT WHAT THE FU- , everyone after they saw technoblade flying.
Lmao
I don’t have the copypasta but I would use it if I could
3:58 Shot'em, Shot'em, Got'em. Ah, yes...
bro 1 guy has the smoothest quality ever and then technoblade has 5 pixels per square mile
“We won with a grand total of 116 kills”
“The events previous record was 19 btw”
The mega co-op just went in Techno’s favor and got them more kills
It was 19 for one person Still though techno got 47 kills
Crazy
Honestly those three went wild
actually he got more than that cuz fire aspect may burn enemies to death and he wont get the kill
Thing is, he was a substitute and cause more pain then satan
RunicIce pretty sure he cleaned anyone who he saw
Tommy:”Let’s crossteam”
Techno: T E C H N O P L A N E
HAHA TECHNOPLANE GO BRRRRRRR
Tommy: NO YOU CAN'T JUST FLY OVER PEOPLE AND KILL THEM
Techno: haha technoplane goes brrrr
The fear in their voices just by hes appearance was golden
@@axelthegamer2470 they knew exactly what was going to happen
Techno: did someone say RULE BREAKING?
UNACCEPTABLE.
They underestimated how much money techno can make literally just by asking
I had never heard of Techno untill 4 days ago and know next to nothing about Minecraft but damn did this man know how to make content.
Also, 7:40 - 8:20 may be the funniest thing I've seen on RUclips.
nice
Them: there is no way they can win in a 3v21 right
Techno: They have us surrounded, the poor bastards
I'm dead 😂
Techno: “All I’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”
I dont know why, but I feel like techno is a god of minecraft
oh, you're approaching me??
This is such an accurate description of techno
Everyone: "They wont win. I mean it'll be fun but its a team of 3 against teams of 4"
Them: *fights a 3v21 and wins*
Anora Fr tho lmaoo
Hahahah fr though that was sick
As stated in the bible, genesis 3:23, and I quote: "God had written many laws, some more important then others, but none more important then this singular piece, which read `Technoblade never dies`
*_We can make a religion out of this._*
There is xNestorio as well, one of the best pvp players, maybe even better than Technoblade
Three years and this comment section still going off.
Nothing in this world is scarier than technoplane
Whole server: *crossteams*
Techno, Calvin and xNestorio: Oh no
Anyway
Anyways I started blastin'!
oh no free kills
Moving on, how can we get more free kills?
Studies show that people can de by simpily giving up
Fundy: Don't mind if i do
lmaooo
Imagine being so feared that when people see you they just shout, while running for their lives “ITS HIIIIIIIIIM”
10:57
Lol
You know its scary when TapL shakes his mouse while in F5
This was basically Lu Bu waaay back when.
@@sageyomeri9623 I only know that name because of oversimplified
When you're so good you can gain over 6 million subs posthumously, rest in power Techno.
TapL’s “ITS HIIIIIIM” Is genuine fear and I love it.
One of my favourite sounds: people screaming “ITS TECHNO RUUN” as they flee
Copied word for word
@@zed.lmaooo LOL
just like seeing gestapo at your door in warsaw 1943
I love TAP L say oh no its tecno runnnn
my favourite is that leaf blower sound
_”This joke isn’t overused.”_
*-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.*
Art War, The Sun Of Tzu
-"This joke isn't overused"
Your mom is over used.😗
what could go wrong ohh
Dis jok es badlee vritten
Son Xoo, de Hart of Var
s ois di son e
-son tzxu, de fa rtoff wor
This is still one of my favorite videos. The editing is so good! Just hilarious cuts to the TechnoPlane ruining people's days - the choices of what dialogue to leave in, the whole thing just makes me grin like a fool.
Techno was fast enough to hit his enemy in the back, use his previous momentum even after landing to jump in front of his enemy and hit him in the front
I love how they saw a 3 vs 21 laughed hysterically and killed all of them
That’s what I said😂
Yeah
GET THIS MAN TO 699 LIKES
Uhh yes
Minute?
“Everything changed when the techno plane attacked”
An atla fan :D
Earth water fire and technoplane
AC 130 INBBOOUUUNNDDDDD
LOL
TECHNOPLANE GO BRRRRRR
"ENEMY PIG-130 ABOVE"
My favorite part of this video was always TapL shouting “LEAVE” as if that would’ve saved him
“I can’t believe they got 116 kills”
-Sun Tzu
"yankee with brim"
-Sun tzu, Art of war
638 likes 2comments (now 3)
Now 4
NOW THERES FIVE COMENTS
“Shot em shot em got em”
-Sun Tzu the art of war
(Now 6)
Last 21 teams: “SURRENDER WE HAVE GOT YOU SURROUNDED”
Techno Calvin and xNestorio: “All we are surrounded by is fear and dead men”
Oooh fellow Darth Vader nerd
Under rated
Pretty sure I saw this exact comment on Nestorio's vod
This is almost the same to a comment in Calvin video
He was not trapped surrounded by 21 teams, they were trapped with him
Remember when Techno clutched a 3v21? That’s so dumb it doesn’t even sound real. Good times
I think this is my all time favourite Techno video. I keep coming back to this every now and again. Just him and his mates completely destroying EVERYONE and having a good time. It never grows old.
“When pigs fly, everyone will die”
-Sun tzu, the art of war
Rest In Peace Techno. You will not be forgotten.
I do believe this is the greatest quote of all time
this made me laugh more than it should have
THEY ARE TOO POWERFUL TO BE KEPT ALIVE
Sun tzu was an smart person.
@@Livia-T it's he's to dangerous to be left alive.
Achievement Unlocked
"When pigs fly..."
Underrated Comment
Yeeeessssssss
This should be pinned
Underrated
Made by technoblade
my friend: how many time have u rewatched this soley for the screams when they see techno bro
me: *YES*
Techno has definitely found a way to exploit his realm, wherever he is at the moment.
I love the fact that they can just scream “ITS HIM!” and know exactly who it is LMAO 10:58
me reading this comment as the moment happens in the video
lmao
TapL Lol
he is known
It's a bird, its a plane, its... HIM RUN RUN RUN RUN
When the organisers make a 3v21
Techno: CALL AN AMBULANCE,CALL AN AMBULANCE!
Techno: but not for me:
yoooo that meme
So true
This is like so accurate
LOL
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
The fact that they got first, second, and third individually in kills shows how good they are
I mean, they all got more than 30 kills while the highest last time by team is 19