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Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament
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- Published on Feb 17, 2026
- i play in Minecraft Ultimate and get a few kills to save the orphans
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TEAMMATES:
Calvin: / rodtricked
xNestorio: / xnestorio
OTHER POVs:
TapL: / taplharv
TommyInnit: / tommyinnit
Pigicial: / pigicial
FireBreathMan: / firebreathman
Nardcoo: / nardc0
Pokeaim: / pokeaim
Papaplatte: / papaplatte
Robbo: / robbofunny
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It was so fun. thank you for teaming with us. (my shot at 8:10 AMAZING)
They've been tricked, they've been backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled
You were the true carry even though you died once LMAO
Np! It was fun teaming w you!
Ay yo love your videos i want more rl lol
you all are sociopaths
Atomic bomb vs Coughing Babies
197 Coughing Babies
3 atomic bombs
Hypernova vs dying ants
Atomic bomb vs coughing *orphanage*
3 ac 130 vs 197 ants.
When most other youtubers say they "ruined" an event, they just mean they got really lucky and got a lot of kills. when techno said it, it meant that the entire event teamed up and couldn't stop him. rest in peace king, Technoblade Never Dies!
Techno was at another level
It’s funny because this isn’t even the first time a bunch of people crossteamed to try and stop techno in a tournament
Even with the diamond armor they had they should’ve been overwhelmed and killed by 7x the amount of players on their team, Techno and his team are absolute gods
Agreed he was really good.
Do you guys remember Philza reading the will Techno wrote for the DSMP? Where he said 'having destroyed all nations on this earth, I've ascended to challenge the kingdom of God.'? Sometimes I wonder if when I die I'll ascend to see a pig on the heavenly throne...
"It'll be funny" - famous words of Techno before he farmed potatoes 11 hours a day for a year, claimed the entirety of SMP Earth, and slaughetered 116 youtubers like fish in a barrel in MC Championship.
PERFECTION
Yes
Mc ultimate, not mcc
Some day he's gonna run for president, just so he can write NERD over America
gibberjabsab Probably still works for mcc
Technoplane wouldv'e loved the new spears
And the mace. He uses the sword like a mace the whole tournament
It would have become a weapon of mass destruction.
techno is no more 😭
@alone_wolfx7I still miss him :(
bro hypixel and mcc nerfs items just because techno was there the mace and the spear won't survive Mojang after him
Imagine being so scary that people just yell “ITS HIIIMMMMM” when they see you coming
plz tell me the timestamp of it good sir
@greenthepokemontrainer3358 I got you but only one of the parts 7:52
@TiptopBreak thank you good sir
11:00
@user-dm5pv6fm8g thank you great sir
Tournament players: “Yeah I’ll lose this tournament when pigs fly”
Technoblade: *”hey”*
I love it
Bruh that's funny af well played
"wassup"
"no you can't be technoplane this is hunger games!"
"Haha technoplane go MURDER MURDER MURDER"
Underrated
Their Team is basically
1. Techno : A flying tank
2. Nestorio : A Fuckin Turret
3. Calvin : A crazy swordsman
A crazy swordman ya say?
@meh92 Ok that sounds better, let me edit that. Idk what's wrong with me a week ago
@sadaderlangga17 wat was it before
berserker*
calvin was the better shooter
Mandatory re-watch every year
😢😢
same bro
Damn
Same
Yeah…
“Oh no a gapple we lose” funniest thing I’ve ever heard
Lmao
“We won with a grand total of 116 kills”
“The events previous record was 19 btw”
The mega co-op just went in Techno’s favor and got them more kills
It was 19 for one person Still though techno got 47 kills
Crazy
Honestly those three went wild
actually he got more than that cuz fire aspect may burn enemies to death and he wont get the kill
Thing is, he was a substitute and cause more pain then satan
RunicIce pretty sure he cleaned anyone who he saw
The Alliance: "Give up, it's 21 against 3."
Technoblade: "That's hardly fair. _You should've brought more people."_
This one your hono(u)r
"Then it is a fair fight."
"I am not stuck in this magical border with all of you, you are all stuck in here with me!"
Alliance: "it'2 21 to 3 surrender"
Techno: "I like those odds"
To be fair, they couldn’t really recruit more due to Techno killing them earlier. These are just the survivors.
10:56 IIITTTSSSS HIIIIIIMM!!!!!!!!!!! Bro techno’s aura was unmatched rest in peace king ❤
He was saying nonono before that too which makes technoblade have even more aura
TapL knew from the moment the arrow hit the ground, and it immediately broke his resolve.
Them: there is no way they can win in a 3v21 right
Techno: They have us surrounded, the poor bastards
I'm dead 😂
Techno: “All I’m surrounded by is fear and dead men”
I dont know why, but I feel like techno is a god of minecraft
oh, you're approaching me??
This is such an accurate description of techno
In this episode:
Technoblade: Technoplane
Calvin: 1v4 every team
Nestor: _Shot em. Got em._
This comment needs more likes, LOL
its at 500
i think
wayy to accurate XD
lol someone commented the same thing 10 minutes before you
@imJojie found u
The technoplane crew will always be an unstoppable force
XNESTORI HI
sup
Hey nestor
Thats true
yo
7:52 is my favorite scene in the video, I can’t get over how funny yet cinematic it is…
Two groups about to face off, then outta the blue Technoplane swoops in and everyone runs away in fear… Absolute Cinema
Furthermore, how the first POV we get after their attack is a screen covered in the fire animation just adds that cherry on top
every time i close my eyes i see techno plane diving towards my face
Lol
techno plane too op lmao
Is that
A jojo reference
The horror!
man got ptsd
Every team: *screaming when they see techno*
Techno, Calvin, and Nestor: *casual talking while committing mass genocide*
I love your name, because it perfectly describes techno's team.
@ominous8886 God gonna feel guilty about this for a *llllooooonnnnggg* time
techno had already won via phycological warfare, he introduced fear deep into the hearts of his foes which lowered their morale and made many a team break upon the mere sight of them.
TapL: *A I R R A I D S I R E N G O E S O F F*
Techno, nestorio, and Calvin: wdym this is our new found hobby
"SIR WE'RE SURROUNDED!"
Techno: "those poor bastards"
Underrated
What the heck is that picture man?!
@feyhem01_ its ham and bread idiot lol
@ae3464 oh boi i get it rn but still its looking like a chicken body
@feyhem01_ pffft HAHAHAHAHA LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE BOT AGAIN WHEN I GIVE A QUICK LOOK TO IT
22:47 I love Firebreathman in the chat giving techno a karate movie level Sensei talk
Fire: this is your first task
Techno: NO ITS JUST FOR CHARITY
Fire: you must win
Fire: prove yourself
Firebreathman ran so Mr. Miyagi could walk.
Everyone: time to have some fun and raise money for charity.
Technoblade: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
800 likes no comments, sorry to ruin it for you :)
make that 1.1k
GET RANDOMLY PINGED BRO. 1.7 btw
Easy second place, I guess.
Fundy hehehe
Fundyyy
L
Loooool
L
Everyone : they're only three they can't win
Technoplane : we're not three, we are THE UNITED STATES WITH THE AIR SUPPORT
Edit it to this: techno: we are THE UNITED STATES AIR FORCE
Aka technoplane
@du8632 Aka your last day
tEcHnOpLaNe
Seeing a Techno video recommended to me in 2025 was not on my bingo card, but I will happily watch this again.
i got my recommendation today
rewatch gintama
You can see in chat at around 11:58 onward that they’re all ALREADY planning on teaming to try to defeat Techno. This man’s always a force to be feared.
And that was their biggest mistake. They started planning way too late. Technoplane Air Force had already been deployed for an hour when discussions first started and it would take another 45 minutes for everyone to meet up. Their best chance was within the first 20 minutes.
nah not even XD at 9:11 omicron says "i want to have an alliance to kill techno" XDD
I was unironically at this exact time when I saw the comment
at like 11:16 one guy also says something about teaming on techno
8:15 ‘we can 95v3’ lol
Techno: lets try to get 30 kills combined
Also Techno: *gets a 116 kill win wiping out literally more than half the map*
pretty sure he meant he wanted 30 kills for himself, not combined
Well, technoplane never dies!
@HexConcepts ye
*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*
Yes
11:01 Harvey's scream of terror is just perfection
Bro heard the arrow hit the ground and knew who it was before he even turned around 🤣🤣
That's what you call pure fear
It will never not be funny
Bro I am still rolling around laughing my brains out 5 years later at this
13:00 someone in chat "Remove Technoblade's elytras and fireworks - Sun Tsu Art of War" 😂😂😂😂
Last 21 teams: “SURRENDER WE HAVE GOT YOU SURROUNDED”
Techno Calvin and xNestorio: “All we are surrounded by is fear and dead men”
Oooh fellow Darth Vader nerd
Under rated
Pretty sure I saw this exact comment on Nestorio's vod
This is almost the same to a comment in Calvin video
He was not trapped surrounded by 21 teams, they were trapped with him
Years later and I still find myself coming back to watch old techno videos, he truly left a great mark on the community that will never be replaced. Also, I loved how throughout the whole event Techno's Team was basically an area hazard rather than a team, most other teams would cooperate just to avoid his general area and stay out of his path, they collectively became a field boss that even a 21-man raid force couldn't stop.
I agree
Miss him 🕊️
Whole server: *crossteams*
Techno, Calvin and xNestorio: Oh no
Anyway
Anyways I started blastin'!
oh no free kills
Moving on, how can we get more free kills?
Studies show that people can de by simpily giving up
Fundy: Don't mind if i do
lmaooo
got randomly recommended this.... we all miss you techno
*The 21 People* : This is war,
*techno* : no, this is a massacre.
*Boston would like to know your location*
Pretty sure its still kinda the same thing
US vs EU be like
@Evan-xs8ts Who's who?
No, this is the genocide of the entire universe
This honestly is one of my favorite videos of Techno's to revisit. No matter how many times I see it, the genuine laughter and joy always makes me smile, the humor is on point, and all the craps, giggles and game-breaks just being for a good cause. That and, this was one of the first videos of his that I watched when I first found his channel. The first being the Potato War, which really was the perfect entry lol.
Rest in Peace Techno. You fought good, I hope that which lies beyond is peace.
I wholeheartedly agree.
Technoplane never dies!
Legend never dies
Same here on the favorite part, I think I've revisited this video maybe once every other month since it came out, and then every month since he died. It's just a very well-made video overall!
Same❤
My favorite video was him trolling Skeppy at his own parkour map
I don't think any other Minecraft streamer or RUclipsr will ever command nearly as much fear as techno did. Just seeing his name was enough to make several groups completely give up on fighting. Rest in peace to a legend
Dude was a once in a generation person. Not only was he an absolute beast at pvp but his humor and dedication was unrivaled. He'll be remembered for a long time.
@Zonerunner not just once in a lifetime. The stars aligned to allow his rise to what he is. The unique set of circumstances and opportunities that he took advantage of to become who he is will never come about again. Techno is a once in history kind of figure. His reign will be neverending because nobody will ever be able to recreate his life and thus his legacy.
I think there are other people who could envome as much if not more fear than techno in modern day but techno was big enough back when organisers couldnt balance minecraft events so hed keep getting invited to pvp events where he was way above the average skill level.
I think things like his MCC performances show this as that event was much better balanced and in that event he could only win where he had a decent team around him. Not due to his lack of skill its just that the others were built to contend. Teams did fear him in pvp but no where near as much as in these events.
Take ur 2026 rewatch ticket here:
RAAAAAH
thanx for the adrenaline
🎉🎉🎉
Event organizers: Hmm, a team of 21 vs 3, I don’t think that will be fair
Techno: *You’re goddamn right.*
21 was not enough to fight 3
Wait a minute, you look familiar
Underated comment 😂😂
Bring a few dozen more guys, then it'll be a fair fight.
Im not trapped in here with you. YOU’RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!
Techno: *murdering everyone*
Calvin: *Just vibing*
Nester: Shot him. Shot him. Shot him.
ShotEmGotEm
J T boo hoo its a team so have to say if he miss or not
J T
Then why did you say he's annoying. If you have the right to say he's annoying, we also have the right to say you're annoying. Plus, those are called callouts, to inform your teammates what you did and what is happening, which is super relevant to team-based games.
J T naaaah, it was sick as hell IMO. So satisfying
He probably plays shooter games like warzone. Its important to call out your shots so your team knows the enemy is weak.
"Hey, you think techno can win on a team of three"
"Psh yeah, when pigs fly"
Technoplane:
Ajrocks567 underated
Copied
@rain_cuhawdaw u copied someone saying copied it was a good comment he can repost
technoplane never dies
@rain_cuhawdaw you copied someone saying copied
Anyone watching in 2026 also RIP Technoblade never dies
"They're one hit"
"They're one hit"
"They're one hit"
Legend has it they're still one hit
Who’s this guy called one hit?
@mikey3920 dunno man all I know is he's at one hit
I love how in the quote, you quote him as saying the wrong 'there,' but you said the right one lol
@jtwattsmusic who you replying to lmao?
@mikey3920 I'm replying to Havoc 909, or, if you catch my meaning, Hav-OC 909
Techno: We Amassed a collective total of 116 kills"
Also Techno: *Casually Drops the Fact that the Previous record was 19*
Nice
Not only did they beat the record for team kills, they each beat that record with individual kills
@megamansoupreme holy shit theyre op
Everyone on that team individually broke the former team record
@megamansoupreme both techno and clvin doubled that count with their individual score
Nester: yeah I hit every shot with a bow
Calvin: yeah I’m really good at pvp
Technoblade: TECHNOPLAAAAANE
Nestor: the turret
Calvin: stab
Techno: p la n e
@imjustbored152 Calvin : the tank
Nestor: Turret gunner
Calvin: Bombardier
Techno: *B O E I N G 7 7 7*
Knock knock it's the United States with air support
7:16 "it would be funny" - yes, very good argument
In his defense, it was funny. Very frickin funny LMFAO
Tommy: “cross team??”
*flying pig comes in
I don't think sooooo!
Well the saying "when pigs fly" actually came true
Technofly
Ememy ac130 above!
The greatest plannnn
xNestorio: shot him
Techno: TECHNOPLANEEEEEEE
Calvin: *Just vibing*
Calvin: Also dying and losing boots. Then rushing to get them back in final.
@gayanudugampola8973 he didn't die
@demiserblx he did, but he respawned
@demiserblx he did, did you watch the original stream?
“I’ll lose when pigs fl-
*insert elytra noises* “TECHNOPLANEE”
LOL OMG UNDERRATED COMMENT
This.made my day
LMAO Idk why I'm laughing so hard at this xD
Guess he lost o.o
TECHNOPLANE
4 years later and still one of my favorite videos. 😂😂😂
Tournament participants: *casual conversation between their team*
Techno: *right clicks fireworks*
Tournament participants: "OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO" "RUUUUUUN" "ITS HIIIM"
Meanwhile Techno: "oh hey i got another kill"
ok
@War_pig69420 ok
If 2 ppl unlike this, we have 116 likes for 116 kills
Loved how you could feel the fear in TapL's voice: " no oh no- IT"S HHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM "
@adamsharon tapl tapped L
"and so we won the tournament with a combined 116, the event's previous all-time record was 19 by the way"
This is just overkill at this point.
wait if it's 21 v 3 then the enemy has a disadvantage cuz they can attack themselves
97 more kills then the original record let that sink in for a minute
@Suret1124 then it’s just a free for all so one one really has a disadvantage
Literally
I think that concept is known as "glorious overkill". Efficient? maybe not. Very funny? definitelly
Techno: Can I win the championship
Random person: When pigs fly
Techno: ok
"Proceeds to be a transformer and flies a sword dicretly through their chest"
Good joke
Technoblade defies all odds
Yep
*elytra intensifies*
24:34 RIP AND TEAR
Until it is done
Crying
First
Finnaly early to something, anyways good job on the vids! 👍🏼
Nice
NOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Ikr
Viewer: "But won't Technoblade just kill everyone?"
Organizer: "Yeah, when pigs fly."
Technoblade: "I can arrange that."
TECHNOPLANE activate
technoplane intensifies
@chewy4722 EEEEERRRRRRRRR VROOOOOOM
turret has entered the plane
@w4yn technoplane, technoplane, does whatever a technoplane does
11:01 Technoblade is so feared that his opponents need not mention his name for everyone to know who they are talking about. "IT'S HIIIIMMMM!!"
That was such a primal screech of fear... I love that
@stary_kartofel403 No, what do you mean?
Voldemort died. That's a huge difference.
It’s like a horror movie
@theendersmirk5851 Oh yeah No nose Man Died. I Forgot cuz NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
@stary_kartofel403 no, he's wizard Hitler(reference to an old private video that mentioned Hitler and probably got demonotized)
"It's for the orphans" he says like he's not having too much fun with this
This man really just said "It'll be funny" and then *had his team slaughter over half the competition*
Lmao
For real though
With -1 tm
@l0rdbnne795 a combined kd of 116
Not to mention the 3v26 when he said "we trained for this its like the 2v6 but more"
this was pure torture.
U HAVE A CHECKMARK AND IT SAYS 28 SECS AGO :O
but it was funny!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@wowokcool-j9l ok
your torture is our entertainment
12:18 "Knock knock, it's the United States with the air support!" might be my favorite Techno line ever. It's a toss up between that and "I need to take a break from drowning to get a drink of water." RIP Techno you absolute beast!
that was a bill wurtz reference, specifically the history of japan video
"These orphans are getting destroyed" and "this is the second worst thing that had ever happened to these orphans" are also up there
@Ayla5085 "Quackity, they weren't always orphans" is also a good one
@thedracobunny”im having fun…… i went to college for this”
30% of the views is just me rewatching peak
Imagine being so feared that when people see you they just shout, while running for their lives “ITS HIIIIIIIIIM”
10:57
Lol
You know its scary when TapL shakes his mouse while in F5
This was basically Lu Bu waaay back when.
@sageyomeri9623 I only know that name because of oversimplified
The scream in every player's soul when they saw technoplane just proves how Techno came really close to getting a degree in psychology, his prescence itself is enough to make even the strongest man run away in fear.
That’s why God had to remove him. He was becoming too powerful.
@Case2_0 he had too much intelligence for this world
He's like lu bu in dynasty warriors games.
That's why he was sent to an isakai
@burgesskids2101hes not even a man, he is the blood *god*
I love the fact that they can just scream “ITS HIM!” and know exactly who it is LMAO 10:58
me reading this comment as the moment happens in the video
lmao
TapL Lol
he is known
It's a bird, its a plane, its... HIM RUN RUN RUN RUN
24:03 "i'm sorry tommy" as he absolutely MURDERS him
The 21 player crossteam: Give up, Technoblade. You're surrounded.
Techno: All I am surrounded by is fear and dead orphans.
Calvin: Okay, cool! Now I can shoot and never miss.
“But we aren’t orphans” NOT YET
Darth Vader reference ay?
@AtharvPriyadarshanam yup
@AtharvPriyadarshanam i literally got that 2 ong
"Sir we are outnumbered 3 to 21"
Techno: "Then it is a fair fight"
Techno: I like those odds
“Numbers don’t matter” Technoblade (20-20)
@aiklintok8046 that quote sounds really bad out of context
"we've got you 21 to 3!"
"i like those odds"
That’s not fair- you’d need about the entire world to take down Techno
I love coming back to this video every now and again. My favorite part? The sheer horror of players realizing Techno was still going to win even when faced with a massive army.
same man
yeah it's either this or the stream that I come back to every once in a while lmao
Genuinely the funniest and most entertaining video and stream I've watched lol
Me too. Watching this while I’m in a slow spot at work.
My favorite part was when tommy tried to crossteam, and then saw techno in the distance
Same
you know what's funny . if he adopted that child , he would have been an orphan twice now .
I’ll admit, that is pretty funny
😂😂😂 dude
Techno would probably have laughed at this one
Techno would have loved that
insane.
You know the funny thing is that CaptainSparklez said that the reason why Calvin and Techno chase his teammate is because she's alone while in fact the whole reason is for the diamond boots
Im the 69th like
@nurmandwi nice
@Mytho Knightmare nice
Imagine this with proximity voice chat.... just casually hearing a "TECHNOPLANEEEE" getting louder and louder
That would be f-ing terrifying
ngl if this had been me I would have been playing Highway to the Danger Zone, Ride of the Valkyries or the Bazelgeuse theme from Monster Hunter World over my prox chat to inflict maximum psychological warfare xD
Or the Jaws theme.
@AlexQuill63bazels theme would go so hard 😭😭
the raw horror I would feel...
@AlexQuill63 The Guardian theme from Breath of the Wild
Everyone when seeing the 21 people teamed against Techno: Noooo he'll be massacred
Techno: *I am the massacre*
It was a massacre. But not against Techno
Techno: Call an ambulance, but not for me
@HobosCanFly I now right lol
HobosCanFly giv me your money old man!
lmaoooo
still my favorite technoblade video. Rewatching his old content still has a lingering sense of sorrow, but his jokes and humor still make me smile and laugh.
Calvin: “Get me my boots”
Techno: *Gets the boots and drops them*
Calvin: *so anyways, I started to kill them all myself*
lmao
CALVIN THE GOD
HE'S UNSTOPPABLE
Timestamp?
23:35
Techno: *Does Technoplane Strat.*
Everyone else in the game: “Why do I hear boss music?”
Bosses are meant to be beaten, this is just a scripted loss
@dodobadawy5791 lol
@dodobadawy5791 Some boss fight are just scripted losses so….
"Technoblade, they outnumber us 7 to 1!"
"Then it is an even fight."
i see you're a man of fine taste
‘I like those odds’
Aidan S it’s a ratio, with his two teammates it’s 21 to 3
@Aidan S Because it is a ratio. the 1 in 7 to 1 doesnt just mean one person. If there is 10 people on his team then theyre against 700 people. in the case of this video there was techno, calvin and nester, so 3, so they would be against 21 people.
@Mister_Smith_YT Both of you didn't get that man's joke, go back to comedy perception school.
this is like playing doom, violent kill after another violent kill and the final 21vs3 was just "we're not stuck on this land with you. you're stuck with us on this land."
Coalition: "We have you surrounded!"
Technoplane team: "All we are surrounded by is fear and dead men"
That’s a pretty badass line
@astraltherascalIts from a starwars comic! Vader himself said it.
@astraltherascalits from vader
@cgg3169 yea i knew when i saw this comment it was vaders line i wish i could readh that comic it seems like a cool one
Nice starwars reference
"But it would be funny" is the best way to get Techno to do anything.
yeah
i need a compilation of all the "But it would be funny" moments
Crossteam: “we have you 21 to three”
Technoplane: “I like those odds”
Mandalorian? Is it good? I'm thinking of watching it
I like how the likes is also 21
That's at least 80% of winning
@helenedalsgaard5939 it's good but make sure to watch all the other Star Wars TV shows, otherwise you might be a bit confused
@Steamlazer HMMM
I got recommended this, I had watched this awhile back and it keeps coming back…god I miss him
That 3v21 has to be one of the greatest battles I've ever seen
Rest in peace, Techno
That was an intense epic war
"We have you 21 to 3."
"I like those odds."
@d1nodray it would be 7 to 1
@hyperfreeze2714good point
Top 10 Best Anime Battles
you managed to kill my entire team twice in one game
Purpled bad
@Qwerxes 126 lmao
Lol
Lmao
Ironic that purple guy gets slaughtered
"They're gonna be like : oh it's a solo player. And then KNOCK KNOCK, IT'S THE UNITED STATES WITH THE AIR SUPPORT"
-Technoblade 12:16
That sounds so real
Yes
Bill wurtz reference (History of Japan)
@nixxythesausage8408 theyve got guns and boats and gun boats
@MartyBoBlue “Guns and boats, gun boats”
popped up in my feed again, I miss you Techno my goat
"OH NO ELYTRA" has the same energy as "CAPTAIN, LOOK" 7:51
The Blood God bless you for this comment,
same with "TECHNO!"
also 10:58 has basically the same energy
This had me dead 💀
BEST SCENE EVER XD
12:19 "KNOCK KNOCK" Who is it? "IT'S THE UNITED STATES WITH THE AIR SUPPORT"
When pigs fly
*GO RUN FOR YOURSELF*
Hiroshima and Nagasaki: oh sh*t
“It’s HIM” and “HES still going to win” are great because techno was so legendary his name need not be spoken.
@depressed bones *You dare disrespect a GOD???*
He’s the true Herobrin
@genesis505 Herobrine WISHES he was as terrifying as technoblade
He who must not be named… was actually the pig.
@tommypko n😅no no 😊0 is gþ p&l.9
Got this on my page today, still crying over this man, no- god, of his bloody empire.
When the organisers make a 3v21
Techno: CALL AN AMBULANCE,CALL AN AMBULANCE!
Techno: but not for me:
yoooo that meme
So true
This is like so accurate
LOL
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
They forgot the secret 4th player on their team, chat's money
IM DYING IDK WHAT OT SYA XD
Techno Support
@RainGames2024 probably true, but he wouldnt have won. even with full diamond and prot, he almost died on one occasion near the middle. We dont know how things wouldve gone later (since he could respawn), but he wouldve suffered a severe setback
@Syntheticlime I mean probably just wouldn't have gotten 116 kills
@GamingSpiral of course, its likely their strategy wouldve been very different and they wouldnt have had to face the biggest crossteam ever made (dont quote me on that)
24:06 "go back to skyblock! a game that I don't play myself!"
*_laughs in potatos_*
Laughs in 500 million+ potatoes*
@Yintul_The_Watcher laughs in 600 million potatoes
Hold on it's been 2 years is his farm still running how many potatos does the potato boy even have
@darkpro_xgmI would say he probably has 10 billion potatos
This is one of the best videos on the platform. Idk why but I've rewatched this basically once every year.
Therapist: “Technoplane doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you”
Technoplane:
TAPL: PANIK!
Technoblade: there is no way we win this
Technoblade 1hour and 48 minutes later: beats kill record by 97
Cxlvin: “I’ve decided to take on the rest my self-“
Technoblade: “KILL STEAAAAAL”
But also Cxlvin: "Your kill? MY KILL."
I was watching this scene as i read your comment
@gussy2781 lol*
Communisem
@ritasonka330 OUR KILL
Nestor:
“SHOT EM”
“GOT EM”
“BOP EM”
“TWIST EM”
I love this comment.
Lol robot chicken
Adult Swim reference?
His skills with the bow are insane
pull em shake em break em take em slice em dice em spice em
bro predicted mace and spear pvp tactics
I asked for mercy and didn’t get it
RIP XD
RIP XD LMAO
L
RIP XD
You expect the blood God to give you mercy
Players: Won’t techno kill everyone?
Owners: Yeah right, when pigs fly.
Techno: *WATCH ME.*
LOL
Watching techno is still fun even if it’s 2 years old
Love rewatching this
@ballz3861 don’t see the sad part, see the good ones! Look at all the glory he left behind, remember what amazing memories you had watching him.
Don’t be sad he passed,
Be happy he was here.
I honestly cried when I learned of his death, but since all he has done is forever documented, and also is, the thing that made so many people happy, I am able to enjoy watching what I always laughed at with millions of others, and I think technoblade is happy with how we have honored his legacy, not meaning as we have finished, but that we have done what we must continue to do and we should never forget the king. R.I.P. Technoblade o7
Tommyinnt: CROSSTEAM
Techno in the back: plane engine starting
Hi
KNOCK KNOCK IT'S THE UNITED STATES WITH THE AIR SUPPORT
AC130 OVERHEAD
@Bossatron9000 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
Charge