Dream VS Technoblade: $100,000 Duel ANALYSIS

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2020
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  • @v78designer
    @v78designer 3 года назад +15291

    Techno: *ADHD Activates*
    Mr. Beast: He's asserting dominance

    • @curry7101
      @curry7101 3 года назад +230

      v78designer *D O M I N A N C E*

    • @olteal1452
      @olteal1452 3 года назад +175

      Asserting domestic?
      Oh yeah I’m up at 7am and I don’t have sleep schedule. Waking up at 5pm has never felt better.

    • @v78designer
      @v78designer 3 года назад +61

      @@olteal1452 shhhh, my mind has melted too, dont worrry bout it

    • @eeeee3259
      @eeeee3259 3 года назад +10

      Owo im your 1,000 like

    • @Calebe311
      @Calebe311 3 года назад +6

      1 thousanth like

  • @MrGamePlayer1000CHNL
    @MrGamePlayer1000CHNL 3 года назад +12561

    Obi-Wan: "It's over Technoblade, I have the high ground!"
    Technoblade: "You underestimate the pythagorean theorem!"

    • @austingibson4996
      @austingibson4996 3 года назад +191

      MrGamePlayer1000CHNL what a NERDDD

    • @bossmodegaming71
      @bossmodegaming71 3 года назад +21

      @@austingibson4996 WHATT A NERD

    • @xatoor
      @xatoor 3 года назад +13

      @@austingibson4996 i dont think u get the joke

    • @peizhang6035
      @peizhang6035 3 года назад +1

      uhhhh r/Woooosh?

    • @austingibson4996
      @austingibson4996 3 года назад +10

      Alex I was talking about Techno dude

  • @mysticwolf1358
    @mysticwolf1358 Год назад +6330

    techno: “y’all better click on this endscreen”
    the endscreen: “so long nerds”
    me: please no, not again

    • @manic_8620
      @manic_8620 Год назад +855

      Even in Death, he's still trolling.

    • @helizteil2625
      @helizteil2625 Год назад +305

      Now it's an elbow reveal.

    • @tegcat
      @tegcat Год назад +67

      @@helizteil2625 Yay!! i still miss him, i learned more from this then 1 year of school

    • @plarps
      @plarps Год назад +38

      All apart of his masta plann

    • @Ldutch01
      @Ldutch01 Год назад +18

      for me its elbow reveal

  • @alien9663
    @alien9663 Год назад +8973

    "I want my opponent to make two mistakes: his second one was letting me get a bunch of these axe crits for free, of course his first mistake was challenging me in the first place." - Technoblade (The quote is probably not word for word) I loved his humor. He was amazing. Rest in peace

    • @ixyshad0w
      @ixyshad0w Год назад +52

      agree R.I.P. king I would give up my life for his.

    • @rich_frog8143
      @rich_frog8143 Год назад +27

      no let him rest in power because he deserves it. r.i.p he inspired generations.

    • @TestilyMC
      @TestilyMC Год назад +10

      Ill miss him 😢 💕💓💖🐷🐷🌷🐖

    • @alien9663
      @alien9663 Год назад +8

      @@TestilyMC me too 😢😢 but at least we got the memories

    • @ENZO1614
      @ENZO1614 Год назад

      R.I.P

  • @onlirier2993
    @onlirier2993 3 года назад +12365

    Dream: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
    Technoblade: math

  • @humanz8681
    @humanz8681 3 года назад +13660

    Dream: pep talking himself
    Techno: i forgot to take my adhd medicine

    • @ivyellis2826
      @ivyellis2826 3 года назад +410

      It's a pep talk in its own way.

    • @manatea2044
      @manatea2044 3 года назад +162

      To be fair dream has adhd too.

    • @neonicplays
      @neonicplays 3 года назад +11

      90

    • @humanz8681
      @humanz8681 3 года назад +48

      @@neonicplays someone help i don't know what this means and it scares me

    • @neonicplays
      @neonicplays 3 года назад +23

      @@humanz8681 probably an accident i dont recall that

  • @Tekunno
    @Tekunno Год назад +2404

    Coming back about around 2 and a half years later to re-watch his videos, I realized he won this duel without knowing:
    -You can't crit while sprinting
    -Would've 10-0'd dream if he had just used his steering wheel
    -His strategies were flawless
    -Forgetting about his "most intense duel" for about 10 seconds because of stripped wood blocks
    -And never got to tell us how he got the crafting table.
    But I think he knows that the entire minecraft community respects him and will miss him, goodbye king.

    • @kishlaysingh5281
      @kishlaysingh5281 Год назад +5

      Fax

    • @nishkekw7762
      @nishkekw7762 Год назад +1

      o7

    • @apig
      @apig Год назад +12

      I just looked it up: You can crit while sprinting?

    • @Tekunno
      @Tekunno Год назад +68

      @@apig that's 1.8 feature, even technoblade adressed that in his past livestreams that they removed it like a decade ago...

    • @apig
      @apig Год назад +1

      @@Tekunno OK, so if he adressed it in his past livestreams then doesn't that mean he did know that?

  • @gendeks_
    @gendeks_ Год назад +433

    1:41 *turns into a maths teacher*
    7:46 *turns into a history teacher*

  • @andreirost4696
    @andreirost4696 3 года назад +6929

    MrBeast: He's carving wood, he's trolling
    Techno: ADHD

    • @lesleyzore987
      @lesleyzore987 3 года назад +259

      the video: constant screaming
      tecno: stays cool

    • @bjarnereuter3194
      @bjarnereuter3194 3 года назад +96

      Techno you won!!! You had the better gaming chair

    • @vfxcyclone
      @vfxcyclone 3 года назад +7

      Wth 1.3K likes 2 comments (not including this)

    • @discord.
      @discord. 3 года назад +2

      @@vfxcyclone 1.5k**

    • @discord.
      @discord. 3 года назад +2

      @@vfxcyclone in 4 minutes

  • @rogerzc6775
    @rogerzc6775 3 года назад +11957

    MrBeast: “Techno sounds really depressed”
    Dream: “Don’t worry, that’s just how he is”

    • @catherinelin8548
      @catherinelin8548 3 года назад +38

      Lolololol

    • @Poppyl0l
      @Poppyl0l 3 года назад +46

      Time stamp?

    • @keely8645
      @keely8645 3 года назад +115

      is this a real quote

    • @luigiluigi4366
      @luigiluigi4366 3 года назад +232

      @@Poppyl0l it was in dreams video on dream xd

    • @luigiluigi4366
      @luigiluigi4366 3 года назад +39

      @@keely8645 it was in dreams video on dream xd

  • @Akano__
    @Akano__ Год назад +309

    We miss you. R.I.P Technoblade

  • @fyrebirdarts7634
    @fyrebirdarts7634 9 месяцев назад +188

    I didn't understand this until recently, but I get Techno's history reference now- after hyperfixating on the Qin dynasty for about a month, that is. The king of the Qin state, Ying Zheng (the guy who ran around a pillar) later went on to conquer the Seven Warring States and become the First Sovereign Emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang.
    Techno, of course, went on to conquer Minecraft RUclips, becoming the King of Minecraft and an Internet LEGEND.
    And not only did he win this duel, but he also forever won my respect and admiration for his humor, heart, and historical knowledge. I miss knowing that I'll never see a notification from his channel, that I'll never get to chant TECHNOBLADE UPLOADED! to anyone who would listen, that I'd never hear another one of his endlessly witty quips. Watching his videos and hearing his voice again makes me laugh and cry at the same time, thinking about the joy and laughter of what was, the sad reality of what is, and the emptiness and missed opportunities of what will never be. But even though he is no longer with us, he lives on- through every single one of his uploads, the art and lore created by millions of fans around the world, and the people he inspired by his courage to persevere through adversity. Because....
    Technoblade never dies.

    • @zhean7715
      @zhean7715 7 месяцев назад +3

      His content will now age like wine cuz no matter how many times I rewatch his videos, no matter how many time I hear him make the same joke, no matter what I'd still laugh.
      Some guy on said to me "be happy that it happened" and he's right im happy every time I click on his videos :)

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist 10 дней назад

  • @mysticalyborn4886
    @mysticalyborn4886 3 года назад +7932

    "I clearly didn't take my adhd medicine before this" got me

  • @huggablebears
    @huggablebears 3 года назад +17911

    “It’s over Dream, I have the low ground”

  • @freddyweng9389
    @freddyweng9389 10 месяцев назад +40

    0:58
    “If I lose in my own game mode, I’ll be super stress. Too bad for him, I’m always stressed”
    Technoblade

  • @Ibby18
    @Ibby18 10 месяцев назад +303

    For those wondering, the crafting table was actually a glitch where you could easily combo another player and thats why Dream said in chat "WHAT".
    Rest in Peace King

    • @ErhesMellote
      @ErhesMellote 6 месяцев назад +34

      You have revealed our secret.
      The elders will decide your faith

    • @s-idney
      @s-idney 5 месяцев назад +21

      You fool! You know not the forbidden words you spread 😱

    • @user-yd3gu8ph4r
      @user-yd3gu8ph4r Месяц назад +1

      you messed up the forbidden secrets of minecraft elders...This could be a netflix series..

  • @user_.9288
    @user_.9288 3 года назад +6331

    Dream: *has 1 million iq*
    Techno: *_has ancient Chinese methods_*

    • @takumiinoui2166
      @takumiinoui2166 3 года назад +224

      dream: i have high iq
      techno: i think i do too, but i don't know man im not smart
      *ba dum tssss*

    • @seanlowrance9497
      @seanlowrance9497 3 года назад +63

      Techno i figured would win, but on any unconventional (besides kidnapping orphans) like a manhunt, dream would win.

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon 3 года назад +25

      As long as it's not Corona we're all good with Chinese methods

    • @InsecticideV
      @InsecticideV 3 года назад +24

      @@seanlowrance9497 Doubt.

    • @seanlowrance9497
      @seanlowrance9497 3 года назад +11

      to clear things up, i meant that on like a manhunt, or some other obscure minigame, like skeppys 100 kids in a box series, techno probably wouldn't win, cause its also luck, which dream has alot of.

  • @oliverkim6610
    @oliverkim6610 3 года назад +13518

    Dream: gives himself a peptalk.
    Technoblade: adhd, Pythagorean triangle and ancient China.

  • @helloneeishere
    @helloneeishere 3 месяца назад +94

    5:07 "His first mistake ofcourse challenging me"-Technoblade 💀🔪🗿

  • @jacobtrz7115
    @jacobtrz7115 11 месяцев назад +355

    Two of the Minecraft legends in their prime, facing off for a ridiculously large sum of money. What a moment. Rest in peace, Techno✊

    • @Dtos1
      @Dtos1 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@Visquint techno is the best. Rest in peace.

    • @zhean7715
      @zhean7715 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Dtos1 I don't care whos the best. BUT EYYYY HE WON WITH THE POWER OF PYTHAGORAS AND ANCIENT CHINAAAA SUCK IT DREAM.... Damn I miss him

    • @lexful1598
      @lexful1598 6 месяцев назад

      not in their prime

    • @Hayych.
      @Hayych. 2 месяца назад

      You don’t know how badly I miss this period of my life now. Even tho it was during lockdown which was bad within itself

  • @infernovoltage3378
    @infernovoltage3378 3 года назад +5038

    "One day a pig will beat a mutant teletubby in a lego simulator."
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @zeternal1575
      @zeternal1575 3 года назад +50

      Foreshadowing

    • @Man-ye4xm
      @Man-ye4xm 3 года назад +61

      Damn sun tzu really do making these weird quotes

    • @michaelg8841
      @michaelg8841 3 года назад +2

      @@arkalt4066 foreshadowing this fight

    • @jakeknike
      @jakeknike 3 года назад +2

      I can’t wait for them to fight

    • @thetester1158
      @thetester1158 3 года назад +2

      @@arkalt4066 Techno stabbing dipsy

  • @raph.ex390
    @raph.ex390 3 года назад +9370

    Dream: Damn, he has circle strats I can’t beat!
    Techno: In a flash of inspiration I remembered ancient Chinese history.

    • @masonjones7777
      @masonjones7777 3 года назад +321

      well, He IS a symbol of the Chinese zodiac.

    • @rosenberger137
      @rosenberger137 3 года назад +95

      Raph.Ex3 and they say Dream has 1000 IQ techno’s IQ is 9001

    • @sarpius4710
      @sarpius4710 3 года назад +62

      @@rosenberger137 So its OVER 9000!!!
      Sorry i had to

    • @beluwuga2229
      @beluwuga2229 3 года назад

      Doğan Yavuz Sarp EMÜLTAY no no no hw DaRE u

    • @Hunterhoneypackglazer1
      @Hunterhoneypackglazer1 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @GoingSwimmingly
    @GoingSwimmingly Год назад +125

    4:24
    I just noted that Dream saw Techno stripping the logs and just,, He stripped some himself as a reaction after being a bit unsure
    And I can’t honestly put the emotions this gave me into words/pos

  • @ImJackKelso24
    @ImJackKelso24 Год назад +169

    we will never know why he got the crafting table
    long live the king.

    • @waffles6025
      @waffles6025 Год назад +19

      he had to craft more gapples

    • @ImJackKelso24
      @ImJackKelso24 Год назад +2

      OH YEA YR RIGHT

    • @saulgoodman1243
      @saulgoodman1243 Год назад +1

      i may be 3 months late but it was probably a deception tactic to intimidate dream

    • @buxearn7165
      @buxearn7165 Год назад +2

      I just realized Technoblade didn’t know how to do grits in 1.16 pvp

    • @buxearn7165
      @buxearn7165 Год назад +2

      Crits* he said it earlier

  • @c0niine
    @c0niine 3 года назад +8128

    everyone: he's clearly taunting him!
    techno: haha wood nakked

    • @De4dPoolF4n
      @De4dPoolF4n 3 года назад +80

      He clearly likes it!

    • @asrtxl1988
      @asrtxl1988 3 года назад +62

      @@De4dPoolF4n hahaha yeah it was just ADHD lol.

    • @elliestevenson4012
      @elliestevenson4012 3 года назад +70

      I just realised he forgot about the duel I just thought he was doing it 2 intimate dream 🤣🤣🤣

    • @geton8473
      @geton8473 3 года назад +12

      Weston fox nobody got the reference, but I did

    • @DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu
      @DrKakentraunElPrestoZimbutsu 3 года назад +11

      Tonpa your power is equal to techno's.

  • @noahrogers2156
    @noahrogers2156 3 года назад +3451

    Dream fans: Dream will use the terrain to his advantage!
    Techno: Pillars

    • @aftersh0ck975
      @aftersh0ck975 3 года назад +135

      techno: Ha triangles

    • @suwusybaka4063
      @suwusybaka4063 3 года назад +36

      Damit ancient Greek dude

    • @andresorozco4353
      @andresorozco4353 3 года назад +16

      The fact that you have an anakin profile picture makes this funny

    • @suwusybaka4063
      @suwusybaka4063 3 года назад +2

      @@melenad6383 you know the Greek dude that made the triangle thing i remember his name is pythagos or something i could be wrong

    • @samickill9730
      @samickill9730 3 года назад +3

      @@suwusybaka4063 It was actually discovered around 800-400 B.C. and was introduced into mathematics by Thales of Miletus and his student Anaximander.

  • @voidmatic
    @voidmatic Месяц назад +9

    1:51 "stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP" techno you would have loved the mace in minecraft, I just know it

  • @floppamango
    @floppamango 2 месяца назад +11

    The fact that this was a 1v1 of the best minecraft players for a battle to the death for all that glory and 100k$
    This was just an interruption to techno while he was farming potatoes

  • @Penguinlolol
    @Penguinlolol 3 года назад +16666

    The pig can dream, but the dream cannot pig.

  • @stevenmendelsohn1844
    @stevenmendelsohn1844 3 года назад +4651

    Techno: this is the most stressful thing I’ve ever done
    Also techno: farmed potatoes for 18 hours a day for a year

    • @alexanderheubel7366
      @alexanderheubel7366 3 года назад +27

      @@user-cg2hb3ye9v Techno was worrying about his lead over squid so yes

    • @Safouan0
      @Safouan0 3 года назад +12

      I don't think you know what stressful means.

    • @randomdumbass7231
      @randomdumbass7231 3 года назад +64

      @@Safouan0 I'm not sure if you have watched the potato war

    • @Safouan0
      @Safouan0 3 года назад +4

      @@randomdumbass7231 I did. Doing something easy for long periods of time with no immediate repercussions for like, missing 1 potato, is not stressful.

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 3 года назад +14

      @SirPandaFluff i think you mean 9 months, more or less

  • @erdrinn
    @erdrinn 3 месяца назад +26

    Did anyone else notice that Techno was playing with more ping than Dream and still won

    • @darealrexrandom
      @darealrexrandom Месяц назад +1

      Ping, FPS and brightness is a crutch~ Technoblade(How to get good at Blitz SG)

    • @HollobGIY
      @HollobGIY 23 дня назад +1

      He also didnt know that in newer version you cant sprint crits anymore

  • @IzzyMaxwellMoren
    @IzzyMaxwellMoren 9 месяцев назад +7

    i love that he would say, "i forgot to take my ADHD medicine today."

  • @DynamicFalafels
    @DynamicFalafels 3 года назад +3953

    "If you wish to defeat Floridian green man, use Pythagorean theorem and run around pillar"
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @skilledskeleton3124
      @skilledskeleton3124 3 года назад +78

      And punch a tree

    • @limeplay5123
      @limeplay5123 3 года назад +6

      @topcommentgod

    • @momentousadrian999
      @momentousadrian999 3 года назад +8

      Mathematicians will be triggered for spelling Pythagoras’ theorem wrongly

    • @Binga_Lacuna
      @Binga_Lacuna 3 года назад +15

      Ill never skip school again, i promise, ill even learn ancient china history

    • @aarvpatel9333
      @aarvpatel9333 3 года назад +3

      If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years sour grape looking pereon

  • @vunga8195
    @vunga8195 3 года назад +2292

    I like how Technos attention lifespan is probably lower than mine:
    "And now i was pretty confident wi- ooh another arrow"

    • @DynamicFalafels
      @DynamicFalafels 3 года назад +75

      I mean he does have ADHD so yea it probably is shorter

    • @wonder3761
      @wonder3761 3 года назад +23

      I have a minor health lea- ooohh aNoThEr ArRoW

    • @encryptid6635
      @encryptid6635 3 года назад +9

      Attention span*

    • @kf5058
      @kf5058 3 года назад +4

      @Dutch van der Linde hes probably a non native speaker

    • @essay2111
      @essay2111 3 года назад +3

      sttention life span yeah my attention died or something

  • @elliejf
    @elliejf 5 месяцев назад +24

    i still break down laughing at his comprehensive knowledge of ancient china joke. i’ve been a subscriber to technos channel since below 200k, and he’s inspired me so much. other gaming youtubers just scream at the camera, but technos videos have infinite replay value because of his storytelling and impeccable comedic timing. technoblade never dies 💕👑💕

  • @depressedchargersfan8061
    @depressedchargersfan8061 7 месяцев назад +4

    If Star Wars took place in Minecraft:
    "It's over Obi Wan, I have the low ground!"
    Technoblade Never Dies

  • @waterlily7903
    @waterlily7903 3 года назад +3706

    “Fortunately I have something Dream doesn’t...”
    Of all the things I thought he was going to say, *“...comprehensive knowledge of ancient China”* was *not* what I was expecting 😂

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 3 года назад +216

      tbh after watching his skyblock videos multiple times, I knew it could've only been either a sun tzu quote, or a chinese history reference, or just both combined lol

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 3 года назад +41

      what next, a Japanese history reference

    • @heidichan8821
      @heidichan8821 3 года назад +4

      such nerds

    • @nicolem1887
      @nicolem1887 3 года назад +35

      @@lancetheking7524 it's always chinese

    • @thaatmatt
      @thaatmatt 3 года назад +22

      You're clearly new around here, welcome

  • @hugh4245
    @hugh4245 3 года назад +7633

    MrBeast: look he is carving the wood he is trolling
    Techno: ADHD

  • @halfblood9589
    @halfblood9589 Год назад +19

    2:28 that forbidden knowledge went away along with him
    ☹️☹️

  • @murphthegangster
    @murphthegangster 9 месяцев назад +37

    This is the first video of Technoblades I ever watched, every now and then I come back to this video and I never know what to feel, happiness because I found Technoblade, and sadness as Technoblade is no longer with us. I’m glad he was here, as a world that lost Technoblade is far better in my eyes than a world that never had him. Technoblade never dies.

  • @liam82706
    @liam82706 3 года назад +3807

    Techno: “Stay in school kids.”
    Also Techno: drops out of college.

    • @zacharyquintana4509
      @zacharyquintana4509 3 года назад +72

      Pretty sure he's speaking from experience

    • @isawsomethingishouldnt
      @isawsomethingishouldnt 3 года назад +11

      That just make sense techno blade doesn't need to stay in college to be good at PVP

    • @FrodosBeutel
      @FrodosBeutel 3 года назад +15

      he graduated, he just made a rest from college at this time

    • @googane7755
      @googane7755 3 года назад +5

      If his RUclips career didn't take off he would've stayed in college. Luckily it did and it was smart to have a backup plan.

    • @a-a-ron4711
      @a-a-ron4711 3 года назад +3

      guys it was obviously a joke don't take it seriously

  • @max10dler
    @max10dler 3 года назад +3607

    See the problem is that Dream was up against two opponents: Techno, and Techno’s ADHD

    • @somerandomperson4143
      @somerandomperson4143 3 года назад +15

      Joshawn Bandoo bruh stop speaking jeberish plz

    • @Elemental-Phoenix
      @Elemental-Phoenix 3 года назад +180

      @@joshawn8354 It's a blessing and a damned curse. You hyperfocus on anything you're interested in, at the cost of no focus for anything you arent.

    • @rekk1215
      @rekk1215 3 года назад +35

      Joshawn Bandoo It’s not that bad if you are able to get medicine, personally I take pills every morning. It doesn’t give you superpowers it just makes certain things way harder than for a normal person.

    • @rekk1215
      @rekk1215 3 года назад +6

      Elemental_Phoenix you said it way better than my sorry excuse for an attempt at answering

    • @KgStraying
      @KgStraying 3 года назад +5

      Joshawn Bandoo I have adhd and I can confirm this is true

  • @Random72898
    @Random72898 8 месяцев назад +4

    The say it with me "Not even close" was soooo iconic rest in peace the blood god

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 3 года назад +4942

    "I knew if I used the rod for 45 minutes I would be able to break his armor."
    I appreciated your way of thinking.

    • @spiritguardianx2491
      @spiritguardianx2491 3 года назад +13

      i was trying to find ur comment 3hrs

    • @JGeerse
      @JGeerse 3 года назад +9

      @@spiritguardianx2491 wdym

    • @ash-xl1cg
      @ash-xl1cg 3 года назад +18

      Okay so this completely of topic but-
      -Is that StoryShift Chara as profile picture?

    • @Aaron-ln3ht
      @Aaron-ln3ht 3 года назад +1

      1k now!

    • @omnitroph1501
      @omnitroph1501 3 года назад +21

      The reason Techno is better is that he would actually consider doing that. He has a level of patience and commitment that Dream cannot match. If Techno were the runner in a manhunt, he would just run for thousands of blocks, delaying the fight until eventually he managed to amass a crushing advantage.

  • @Um_Kaye
    @Um_Kaye 3 года назад +3541

    Techno: *tries to raise shield but shears the ground instead*
    His ADHD: "Ooooo, what's this?"

    • @lexwhy554
      @lexwhy554 3 года назад +165

      Reminds me of that one time I stripped every log in forest when I discovered that feature XD

    • @anoszymekk7760
      @anoszymekk7760 3 года назад +19

      OwO*

    • @spagetheee8121
      @spagetheee8121 3 года назад +4

      @@lexwhy554 xD

    • @MeHowdy
      @MeHowdy 3 года назад +16

      OwO what's this?

    • @datguy5105
      @datguy5105 3 года назад +1

      What is ADHD?

  • @parasrisbood6138
    @parasrisbood6138 9 дней назад +3

    Techno was like the side character in the Minecraft anime who had to be killed by a disease because he was too op

  • @PlaneBlooper2001
    @PlaneBlooper2001 7 месяцев назад +4

    Ngl this was the only time I paid attention to someone talking about math

  • @habtal2331
    @habtal2331 3 года назад +7767

    Technoblade: Stay in school kids!
    Also Technoblade: Welcome back to another episode of skywars, so today i dropped out of college.

    • @daskanguru4155
      @daskanguru4155 3 года назад +197

      Technoblade: Stay in school Kids!
      Also Technoblade: Gets 100k for playing 30 min of minecraft.

    • @captainglitter5742
      @captainglitter5742 3 года назад +7

      Hahahhaha funny

    • @Ayden-O13
      @Ayden-O13 3 года назад +6

      Ok cool

    • @No-vu7pc
      @No-vu7pc 3 года назад +27

      To be fair, you master the art of the triangle in high school and that's really all you need in life.

    • @bertrammollen
      @bertrammollen 3 года назад +4

      (Talk's about Pythagoras) Now i know why I'm bad at PVP

  • @viatic.
    @viatic. 3 года назад +6577

    "His second mistake was letting me get so many axe crits, as we know his first mistake was challenging me."

  • @_Techie_
    @_Techie_ 6 месяцев назад +14

    Cant believe it has been 10years since Techno started his channel....
    Technoblade never dies!!

  • @teacup9091
    @teacup9091 7 месяцев назад +5

    If we're still watching techno blade never dies

  • @clair8150
    @clair8150 3 года назад +23995

    “how’d u win 100k dollars??”
    “i randomly remembered ancient chinese tactics in the middle of a block man fight”

    • @xbyxenos3200
      @xbyxenos3200 3 года назад +510

      And did something wirh wood on the grund

    • @harliv_a075
      @harliv_a075 3 года назад +34

      😂😂😂😂

    • @cream4727
      @cream4727 3 года назад +128

      cream

    • @vaderbuild
      @vaderbuild 3 года назад +31

      @@cream4727 stfu

    • @someidiot544
      @someidiot544 3 года назад +164

      @@vaderbuild tf he did to you

  • @stacysfm8708
    @stacysfm8708 3 года назад +3704

    Techno is santa confirmed
    1: he wears red and white
    2: he repeats the phrase “ho ho ho” when he feels accomplished/happy
    3: *ever wonder why orphanages never get presents in movies?*

    • @evoction9049
      @evoction9049 3 года назад +117

      You have a point

    • @creoplasma
      @creoplasma 3 года назад +194

      @@evoction9049 he has 3 points

    • @Vanvz
      @Vanvz 3 года назад +35

      They never get presents because he is busy playing mc

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 года назад +8

      @@Vanvz or forgot to sign up

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 года назад +4

      Have you seen technos christmas spirit video? He is santa

  • @Honey_boba.
    @Honey_boba. 8 месяцев назад +6

    Rip 🪦 techno u will always be with us 🕊️

  • @NotnotADHD
    @NotnotADHD 4 месяца назад +7

    I feel like dream and TECHNOBLADE are a really good analogy of die a hero or live long enough to become a villain

    • @Alefontanaz
      @Alefontanaz 4 месяца назад

      never thought this way, it does make sense

  • @leah8894
    @leah8894 3 года назад +8109

    What I learned: *when in battle, mess with the floor to assert dominance.*

    • @declandewolfe5225
      @declandewolfe5225 3 года назад +164

      And place crafting table

    • @vince2969
      @vince2969 3 года назад +77

      Those were really advanced tactics that techno preformed

    • @Jayden----
      @Jayden---- 3 года назад +15

      Bro wym that’s so hard bro I can’t right click idk how I’m gonna learn it lol

    • @cobalt2506
      @cobalt2506 3 года назад +20

      And stay in school

    • @trixtuli8623
      @trixtuli8623 3 года назад +6

      Yes

  • @ginbe.aoyama
    @ginbe.aoyama 3 года назад +2668

    *"WE WIN THESE"*
    -Sun Tzu, _The Art of War_

    • @reymielnadela817
      @reymielnadela817 3 года назад +25

      Why can I hear this

    • @oceanpiggy
      @oceanpiggy 3 года назад +4

      @@reymielnadela817 lol

    • @reymielnadela817
      @reymielnadela817 3 года назад +1

      Wait, 3 minutes ago I'm the 100th like, NOW IT'S 227 WTF

    • @bawicz0
      @bawicz0 3 года назад +3

      ♥️TECHNO SUPPORT ♥️

    • @technobladesmom6808
      @technobladesmom6808 3 года назад +8

      *I dropped out of college for this*
      -Nerd

  • @aprilstephenson3579
    @aprilstephenson3579 29 дней назад +8

    I miss this man so much

  • @stargazingatberry
    @stargazingatberry Год назад +113

    Even almost 3 years later and I still break down laughing at his jokes. He was the most inspiring RUclipsr ever. He helped me through so much shit it’s not even funny.. We all will miss you techno. As long as we watch his content and laugh as his jokes he will forever live on. I hope he is looking down on his community and smiling. Thank you for everything king 👑. Long live the PvP Minecraft King and Heart of RUclips, Mr. Technoblade

  • @sage9878
    @sage9878 3 года назад +4026

    Technoblade: strips log
    Technoblade: ADHD kicks in
    Mrbeast: he's stripping the logs he must be using psychological warfare

  • @ianyourgod
    @ianyourgod 3 года назад +14545

    dream: "it's over Technoblade, I have the high ground" techno: "you underestimate the Pythagorean theorem"

    • @peg7439
      @peg7439 3 года назад +489

      sadly for you dream, the official minecraft combat book's tip for fighting spiders will not work on technoblade.

    • @unonimous7374
      @unonimous7374 3 года назад +64

      dont try it

    • @benjaminsenora6449
      @benjaminsenora6449 3 года назад +21

      Copied comment

    • @coping.nonessentials
      @coping.nonessentials 3 года назад +20

      @@benjaminsenora6449 yeah the same comment is right below this one

    • @thebraindeadz5590
      @thebraindeadz5590 3 года назад +21

      But this time dream was darth mail and technoblade was kenobi

  • @Silentkink2100
    @Silentkink2100 7 месяцев назад +6

    Technoblade never dies

  • @Cheems_1-
    @Cheems_1- 8 месяцев назад +3

    Lol I still die laughing when he says that:stay in school kids it makes you better at PvP.

  • @turbobro02
    @turbobro02 3 года назад +7506

    Techno: *defeats dream physically in mc*
    Techno calling dream homeless: *defeats dream mentally in mc*

  • @herringway434
    @herringway434 3 года назад +1952

    "Find a tree. Punch it to collect wood'
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @teamtvvk9382
      @teamtvvk9382 3 года назад +17

      Why did this make me laugh

    • @cream4727
      @cream4727 3 года назад +21

      cream

    • @herringway434
      @herringway434 3 года назад +22

      @@cream4727 As always, your insight is incredible and highly valued

    • @fallenintothestars
      @fallenintothestars 3 года назад +7

      ExtremelyOffensive That’s extremely offensive. Why isn’t my insight highly valued?

    • @herringway434
      @herringway434 3 года назад +7

      @@fallenintothestars Your insight is highly valued

  • @Frick1936
    @Frick1936 Год назад +4

    "But until the next video, I'll see you guys next time"
    *Endscreen states you should click on his latest upload*
    *"so long nerds"*

  • @timedefender4193
    @timedefender4193 Год назад +8

    I was smiling until 9:45 😥

  • @arandominternetuser7020
    @arandominternetuser7020 3 года назад +13190

    "Stay in school kids, it makes you better at PvP"
    Just imagine how powerful techno would've been if he finished college

    • @madlad2200
      @madlad2200 3 года назад +187

      @Akash CHAND there's a difference between college and uni?

    • @skainzzz_
      @skainzzz_ 3 года назад +236

      @Akash CHAND wait, isn't that the same thing?

    • @XhyRobtic
      @XhyRobtic 3 года назад +28

      @@skainzzz_ No they aren't???

    • @dinokoenoko7842
      @dinokoenoko7842 3 года назад +70

      i think dream dropped out high school to learn coding

    • @Panth-pl7um
      @Panth-pl7um 3 года назад +68

      Nope he was english major.. he dint learn anything

  • @justjohn2146
    @justjohn2146 3 года назад +4549

    "Mutated teletubbi with smiley face mask tries to stab ADHD farmer pig with burger king crown for 100,000 dollars"

    • @Zeikimatsu
      @Zeikimatsu 3 года назад +15

      😭😭

    • @kaitheguy1509
      @kaitheguy1509 3 года назад +42

      This is so amazing, if these dumb unoriginal sun tzu meme comments get more, that’s just sad

    • @pouncelygrin6699
      @pouncelygrin6699 3 года назад +8

      bruuUUuuUuhhh

    • @whales6314
      @whales6314 3 года назад +4

      I want to give you a like but for me you have 69 likes...

    • @artteli
      @artteli 3 года назад +9

      and with eyes for nipples

  • @Justapersonontheinternet-li7nu
    @Justapersonontheinternet-li7nu 8 месяцев назад +6

    3 years later and I just realized that this was posted on my birthday

  • @mojofang
    @mojofang 6 месяцев назад +3

    I like how 3:10 the replay line is a little spiked cuz there is a discord noise so ppl had to know if it would repeat again (like me)

  • @austinfeith6094
    @austinfeith6094 3 года назад +10895

    MrBeast: “OH TECHNOS INTIMIDATING DREAM BY STRIPPING THE FLOOR”
    Techno: “all I know is that I clearly didn’t take my ADHD meds this morning”

  • @t0tallynotvanitylynn
    @t0tallynotvanitylynn 3 года назад +5143

    love the fact that his voice over matches his character’s movements when he says “oh right, $100,000.” LIKE LMFAO

    • @Turki.alshayea
      @Turki.alshayea 3 года назад +12

      Wdym? Timestamp

    • @leolow5261
      @leolow5261 3 года назад +56

      @@Turki.alshayea 4:33

    • @boldbriggan
      @boldbriggan 3 года назад +63

      This was during a legitimate fight too. He had to move his character to remind himself

    • @cure5626
      @cure5626 3 года назад +7

      haha lol! lmfao!!! so funny!@ lol!÷@

    • @SuNNy-yj4mf
      @SuNNy-yj4mf 2 года назад +21

      @@cure5626 You wish you could be this funny

  • @alfiethomas3655
    @alfiethomas3655 8 месяцев назад +4

    It’s stupid that after 2 years of education at high school after this video I finally understand his analysis of the hypotenuse near the start

    • @Nepalien_
      @Nepalien_ 8 месяцев назад

      bruh 2 years??

  • @derekfire376
    @derekfire376 9 месяцев назад +4

    im just tryna watch this video and all the comments are "rip he never dies"

  • @mitingtwotch
    @mitingtwotch 3 года назад +4504

    Dream: sweating intensely
    Technoblade: Ah yes the Pythagorean theorem

  • @eenernanis2664
    @eenernanis2664 3 года назад +4121

    Techno: don't harass dream
    Techno viewers: of course not, our favorite target is right here

    • @ExtiYT
      @ExtiYT 3 года назад +133

      Underated comment

    • @abuslayer17
      @abuslayer17 3 года назад +78

      I don't get why he said that, we don't even care about hurting dream

    • @daniblah400
      @daniblah400 3 года назад +129

      AbuSlayer 17 ikr all we wanna do is bully Techno for not 10-0 Dream

    • @dharamviryadav7251
      @dharamviryadav7251 3 года назад +26

      @@daniblah400 technically he couldve only 6-0 dream coz it was first to 6

    • @foxxerss
      @foxxerss 3 года назад +6

      that is actually so true

  • @justanormalguy69
    @justanormalguy69 4 месяца назад +6

    "stay in school kids it makes you better in pvp"
    - Techno, the art of carrots

  • @itsorcacraft9037
    @itsorcacraft9037 Год назад +5

    I'm shocked that it's been 2yrs. I miss him and sometimes it hurts watching his old videos but you have to keep the memory alive

  • @charlieanderson5609
    @charlieanderson5609 3 года назад +3569

    During pvp:
    Dream: focusing on techno
    Techno: oooh shearing ground is cool

    • @sophiamariegonzales7922
      @sophiamariegonzales7922 3 года назад +105

      Thats because he Got distracted since he Clearly didn’t take his ADHD meds
      *sighs* ohh Techno

    • @meenamathew8248
      @meenamathew8248 3 года назад +22

      and techno proceeds to win

    • @qshqde1259
      @qshqde1259 3 года назад +8

      Your at 999 likes should I do it?

    • @YOUNGMAYOG
      @YOUNGMAYOG 3 года назад +3

      Keep at 999

    • @natlhn6768
      @natlhn6768 3 года назад +11

      @@meenamathew8248 and the fact that techno doesn't even know how to crit and still won

  • @fireberg780
    @fireberg780 3 года назад +2314

    "Stay in School kids..."
    - Technoblade, The Art of Hypocrisy

  • @VerziiUHC
    @VerziiUHC 8 месяцев назад +7

    *TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES*

  • @jbitt1617
    @jbitt1617 8 месяцев назад +12

    Bro really won this while having less time to train because of the potato war and not knowing the crit tech had been updated well before the fight. Techno was an absolute legend. RIP

  • @jj7045
    @jj7045 3 года назад +2357

    Dream: I’ve been training 3 hours a day
    Techno: I don’t think you know who I am
    *spends 10 hours farming potatoes in a video game each day*

    • @theplaylistcollector2910
      @theplaylistcollector2910 3 года назад +70

      The dedication we all wished we had

    • @lamapower9939
      @lamapower9939 3 года назад +3

      Keeps the likes that 69

    • @user-jq5rx3mo2o
      @user-jq5rx3mo2o 3 года назад +41

      Actually he was averaging 11 hours a day.

    • @Ashfer2
      @Ashfer2 3 года назад +4

      I thought Techno was also training 3hr/day. That's what Chris said in the video.

    • @blankblank1661
      @blankblank1661 3 года назад +4

      J J Didn’t he stated that pushed himself to do 15 hours on most of those days and went straight to sleep?

  • @lines_drawn3959
    @lines_drawn3959 3 года назад +528

    "WE WIN THESE!" - Sun Tzu, The Art of Original Comments

    • @Whyns
      @Whyns 3 года назад +11

      "Technoblade never dies"
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @Trunith
      @Trunith 3 года назад +4

      i like how i literally commented "WE WIN THESE" a minute earlier and got 1 like
      damn

    • @wishfulcrystal
      @wishfulcrystal 3 года назад +3

      I am fully expecting the person that has the username of Sun Tzu to reply on this-

    • @epicgamermusicproductions8075
      @epicgamermusicproductions8075 3 года назад +3

      Sun Tzu got nothing on my minecraft parodies

    • @Koganman
      @Koganman 3 года назад +1

      Dono ✔︎ imagine going through comments and asking for likes on a fortnite video

  • @Swift_editz681
    @Swift_editz681 Год назад +3

    1:45 nah bro pulled out th math I'm done 💀

  • @BeeDrill..
    @BeeDrill.. 9 месяцев назад +2

    I come back here ever time I feel like crying, I’ve came back here 28 times, in the past 10 months

  • @Noob_Memes135
    @Noob_Memes135 8 месяцев назад +5

    R.I.P Technoblade never die!

  • @andrewmachleid2734
    @andrewmachleid2734 3 года назад +3646

    “Say it with me, not even close”
    -techno blade

  • @Raven-ji8wn
    @Raven-ji8wn 3 года назад +4960

    I’m never going to use Pythagorean theorem outside of scho-

    • @reallyuglyaim991
      @reallyuglyaim991 3 года назад +55

      or are you? 👀

    • @swi-swi
      @swi-swi 3 года назад +67

      DO NOT REMIND ME WE JUST FINISHED THAT-

    • @Raven-ji8wn
      @Raven-ji8wn 3 года назад +28

      @@swi-swi god i hate that stuff

    • @cas794
      @cas794 3 года назад +26

      i have a test about it next monday

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 3 года назад +9

      @@cas794 good luck :)

  • @murphthegangster
    @murphthegangster 9 месяцев назад +19

    This was the first Technoblade video I ever saw, I was instantly hooked, I immediately watched 90% of his content and tuned into every stream after, he was my favourite RUclipsr after video one. Rest in Paradise King, Technoblade Never Dies.

  • @jwzc
    @jwzc 3 дня назад +3

    It feels weird knowing that im watching content made by someone who is no longer alive
    RIP Techno

  • @dolphim9210
    @dolphim9210 3 года назад +3375

    Dream stans: technoblade is bad dream should have won
    Technoblade stans: technoblade sucks he didn't even win every round

  • @enderforces7013
    @enderforces7013 3 года назад +2735

    techno: beats dream by using ancient china war lessons
    squid kid: here it is, another one

    • @flaccid6246
      @flaccid6246 3 года назад +99

      Sun Tzu: “I don’t actually remember writing techno blade never dies but eh, I’ll just leave it like that”

    • @skilledskeleton3124
      @skilledskeleton3124 3 года назад +3

      Lmao 😂

    • @ItzSkeeler
      @ItzSkeeler 3 года назад +2

      666 likes

    • @Sundstroell
      @Sundstroell 3 года назад +3

      Another one bites the dust

    • @user-xf6ox6zx4w
      @user-xf6ox6zx4w 3 года назад +1

      ,.,.

  • @davidrobinson7871
    @davidrobinson7871 9 месяцев назад +3

    Technoblade I miss you

  • @jangtheconqueror
    @jangtheconqueror 11 месяцев назад +7

    Techno's mix of being extremely well read but also absolute meme lord made him so fun to watch

  • @nospecificpurpose5971
    @nospecificpurpose5971 3 года назад +819

    “Ofc his first mistake was challenging me”

    • @Xiaray
      @Xiaray 3 года назад +24

      This comment is rlly funny but just to clear it up techno explained that that version favours the defender so I think he meant the mistake was making the first move

    • @MhvkBx
      @MhvkBx 3 года назад +30

      @@Xiaray it's both a prideful and an intellectual joke

    • @niqhtuh1261
      @niqhtuh1261 3 года назад +2

      yes

  • @r.4403
    @r.4403 3 года назад +3451

    “We all know his first mistake was challenging me in the first place”

    • @noobzz5205
      @noobzz5205 3 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @sudeepsingh1298
      @sudeepsingh1298 3 года назад +40

      I'm surprised dream actually did much better than my expectations. I was hoping for 5-0,3-2 victory for techno.

    • @noobzz5205
      @noobzz5205 3 года назад +15

      @@sudeepsingh1298 i actually thought the results would be 6-4 and it happened

    • @ericschnautz6603
      @ericschnautz6603 3 года назад +48

      Kinda sad that Dream lost because he could've used that money to buy better software to cheat in speedruns.

    • @noobzz5205
      @noobzz5205 3 года назад +6

      @@ericschnautz6603 dream is also a good player and they split their money

  • @AcidicSea
    @AcidicSea Месяц назад +4

    Its been 3 years and I rewatch this video but realize he's gone

  • @Prediator
    @Prediator 4 месяца назад +1

    He says “Y’all better click on this end screen”
    The video it too me to: 10 years of Technoblade, Alex’s first ever video.
    It would’ve broken my heart if it were “So long nerds” 😢
    Technoblade never dies!
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!