$100,000 Dream vs Technoblade Duel!

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 449 тыс.

  • @B00st1o
    @B00st1o 4 года назад +1714

    “I just praised Jesus and I’m not even a Christian”
    -Technoblade August 2020

    • @tendotpg3223
      @tendotpg3223 4 года назад +29

      *Sun Tzu Art of War

    • @godbhjyon4216
      @godbhjyon4216 4 года назад +19

      Blood for the blood god

    • @smoogle3g4c37
      @smoogle3g4c37 4 года назад +8

      @Trevor Winter Technoblades catchphrase. Also sun tzu wrote the art of war which he references in his potato war vids

    • @amazing_person6204
      @amazing_person6204 4 года назад +1

      I refreshed after a minute and this got 100 more likes.. wowzer

    • @mhaloutapalla7892
      @mhaloutapalla7892 4 года назад +1

      Stolen

  • @imjustbored152
    @imjustbored152 4 года назад +17089

    "DREAM ARE YOU READY?!"
    Dream: YEAH!
    "TECHNO ARE YOU READY?!"
    Techno, in the most monotone voice ever: y e a h

    • @zachl.9070
      @zachl.9070 4 года назад +847

      That’s why we love him

    • @fabiolapontes7
      @fabiolapontes7 4 года назад +40

      Who?

    • @Redd56
      @Redd56 4 года назад +608

      @@fabiolapontes7 technoblade, we love his lack of enthusiasm, its calming

    • @2huUuuUUUU
      @2huUuuUUUU 4 года назад +210

      For Technoblade, it's exited

    • @kittypotato3239
      @kittypotato3239 4 года назад +171

      he's just like
      y e a h free clout here i come

  • @Woodside235
    @Woodside235 4 года назад +1097

    "I just praised Jesus even though I'm not a Christian -- that's how happy I am."
    He says in a monotone voice.

    • @marshy9089
      @marshy9089 4 года назад +28

      Hes monotone voice makes his comedy legit 500x funnier

    • @marshy9089
      @marshy9089 4 года назад +6

      *His monotone not Hes lol

  • @MortalBlade07
    @MortalBlade07 5 месяцев назад +1026

    Technoblade never dies

  • @mursaleen101
    @mursaleen101 4 года назад +10243

    MrBeast: "TECHNOBLADE YOU ARE AN ANIMAL"
    Technoblade’s skin:

  • @topphatt1312
    @topphatt1312 4 года назад +1039

    “That’s like 12 pizzas” is probably the most exited I’ve ever heard techno be

    • @pugs6357
      @pugs6357 4 года назад +3

      Time Traveller Guy ah yes *exited*

    • @SSBosniak
      @SSBosniak 4 года назад

      its maybe 12 70,000 dollars pizzas

    • @meganbain555
      @meganbain555 4 года назад +5

      @@SSBosniak Redo that math please.

    • @silsilahwationg8908
      @silsilahwationg8908 4 года назад

      @@meganbain555 ya 12X70,000=840,000

    • @FrostyInUse
      @FrostyInUse 4 года назад

      “exited”

  • @salmonw7963
    @salmonw7963 4 года назад +657

    "If you wish to defeat me, Train for another 300 years"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @aspect9857
      @aspect9857 4 года назад

      I already did that.

    • @bigboomba6306
      @bigboomba6306 4 года назад +12

      I would’ve laughed so hard if Techno actually said that

    • @holidayfruit
      @holidayfruit 4 года назад

      bot

    • @henrykbruiz8487
      @henrykbruiz8487 4 года назад +1

      @@holidayfruit Dream Stan

    • @godbhjyon4216
      @godbhjyon4216 4 года назад +3

      @@bigboomba6306 He did in a vid with Skeppy

  • @RasmusVainionpää-b2e
    @RasmusVainionpää-b2e 4 месяца назад +212

    Who is here 2024 😭 RIP Technoblade🕊

    • @endersmitehd9679
      @endersmitehd9679 4 месяца назад +6

      Me bro. kinda sad everytime i hear about technoblade😢 giving me a flashback of the good times

    • @mahmodbashir2168
      @mahmodbashir2168 3 месяца назад +1

      Me
      R.I.P thechno

    • @mahmodbashir2168
      @mahmodbashir2168 3 месяца назад +2

      @@endersmitehd9679yes really
      I quited minecraft cuz of that

    • @VasilElezi-r5e
      @VasilElezi-r5e 3 месяца назад +1

      2022 RIP Tecnoblade

    • @pemanorbu2846
      @pemanorbu2846 3 месяца назад +1

      Poor minecraft 🐖 🐷 🐽 🐗

  • @adambreward7025
    @adambreward7025 4 года назад +718

    "He was practicing 1.8 WHILE I WAS PRACTICING DEATH NOTE" -Technoblade

    • @squadnft5176
      @squadnft5176 4 года назад +2

      Okruclips.net/video/yooHzsgHd6k/видео.html

    • @boomerzoomer5442
      @boomerzoomer5442 4 года назад +8

      GET DESTROYED DREAM TECHNO EZ WIN 1V1 NOOB GET REKTED

    • @ozyaba
      @ozyaba 4 года назад +4

      @@boomerzoomer5442 Lol stfu they both best,it was just a competiton

    • @ethanmendoza804
      @ethanmendoza804 4 года назад +3

      Barış Söğüt he spams this everywhere ignore these spammers and stick to the comment.

    • @msudawgs1964
      @msudawgs1964 4 года назад +1

      BrokenBones time stamp?

  • @trbld5219
    @trbld5219 4 года назад +4531

    Alternative title: MrBeast Gaming crew fanboying over dream and technoblade

    • @poingpoing6840
      @poingpoing6840 4 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/PEEQzIdboaI/видео.html Rtx 3090 first benchmark ever leaked

    • @overkilliwryb7210
      @overkilliwryb7210 4 года назад +15

      Ice cream man ima get ip leaked or stick bugged or rick rolled in not clicking the link

    • @skipadz8321
      @skipadz8321 4 года назад +1

      ⬆️⬆️

    • @lunari-d7e
      @lunari-d7e 4 года назад +1

      I love your profile pic sooooo much
      Rem is adorable

    • @poingpoing6840
      @poingpoing6840 4 года назад +1

      @@overkilliwryb7210 i dont know dude i can open it. try vpn i guess

  • @KingSammelot
    @KingSammelot 4 года назад +773

    “I can buy at least 12 pizzas”
    - Technoblade

  • @zoom8031
    @zoom8031 4 месяца назад +48

    I don’t care what you all say , techno winning 1400 in a row was something unworldly

  • @oliver297
    @oliver297 4 года назад +851

    everyone: "HES TROLLINNGG"
    techno: *distracted in adhd*

    • @GalaxyKid72
      @GalaxyKid72 4 года назад

      So relatable ruclips.net/video/xIoTduQ8baY/видео.html&feature=share

    • @dariooombash1539
      @dariooombash1539 4 года назад +6

      DREAM STANS rn 13:28

    • @yapeesoon6474
      @yapeesoon6474 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/938B6ZUiIps/видео.html me and the boys in among us

  • @evanhalbrendt4117
    @evanhalbrendt4117 4 года назад +881

    Dream when he wins a fight: LETS GO!!!!
    Techno when he wins a fight: yea I guess it was a nice fight

    • @wil5297
      @wil5297 4 года назад +28

      He's so chill i love it 😂

    • @kiklrgggyhh5796
      @kiklrgggyhh5796 4 года назад +4

      @@realoctora lol its the exact opposite

    • @astr0868
      @astr0868 4 года назад +9

      more like techno: i just praised jesus and im not even a christian

    • @breeze201
      @breeze201 4 года назад

      @@realoctora shut up

    • @doornumb
      @doornumb 4 года назад +3

      Techno when not on camera: OH MY GOD THE STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS

  • @tunatuna4710
    @tunatuna4710 4 года назад +1933

    "Stans are simps without money."
    -Sun Tzu "The Art of War"

    • @mibromibro2779
      @mibromibro2779 4 года назад +7

      ajajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajaajjaja good one

    • @captaintoad5421
      @captaintoad5421 4 года назад +4

      Couldn’t have said it better myself!

    • @GhostBrian
      @GhostBrian 4 года назад +4

      @@captaintoad5421 I think that this is a quote by Technoblade

    • @udgampatel8103
      @udgampatel8103 4 года назад +6

      Lol someone in chat said techno cheated and rigged in live chat XD

    • @trolled9977
      @trolled9977 4 года назад +1

      We agree

  • @mahmodbashir2168
    @mahmodbashir2168 3 месяца назад +34

    Watching this after 4 years brings memories back
    Its whoelsome
    R.I.P techno

  • @elitegreninja2458
    @elitegreninja2458 4 года назад +915

    Techno had a bigger reaction being chased by pig-creepers spawned by skeppy than winning $100,000

    • @sheyken5675
      @sheyken5675 4 года назад +46

      pig creepers tho

    • @mysarla
      @mysarla 4 года назад +3

      Ahaha tru

    • @Dm3tX7zn
      @Dm3tX7zn 4 года назад +27

      Lmao true! But I guess he was so nervous. I guess for him it was about his pride as a pvper more than winning 100k. Well tbh its all a package. Clout from mrbeat, fighting to prove you are better and also winning 100k!! Thats insane

    • @ditodevice1950
      @ditodevice1950 4 года назад +7

      Being over enthusiastic could been seen as toxic. He took this W like a Chad.

    • @bobroxhers4549
      @bobroxhers4549 4 года назад

      Mr.beast type Video
      ruclips.net/video/D62FeuH1_bc/видео.html

  • @Max00167
    @Max00167 4 года назад +463

    " *Be a fan , not a stan* "
    - Sun Tzu art of war

    • @randomwhocares4320
      @randomwhocares4320 4 года назад +5

      Indeed

    • @pwerserg1
      @pwerserg1 4 года назад +2

      YOU CANT SAY THE N WORD THATS RACIST

    • @radiationstudios5533
      @radiationstudios5533 4 года назад +1

      pwerserg1 I gave him the n word pass don’t worry

    • @confuseddog134
      @confuseddog134 4 года назад +1

      @@radiationstudios5533 this isn't even funny 😐 this is a long dead meme

    • @trysnath5019
      @trysnath5019 4 года назад +2

      @@confuseddog134 Your intelligence is a long dead me too tho.

  • @softyo3987
    @softyo3987 4 года назад +455

    "If you want to beat Dream, you gotta become the Nightmare"
    *Sun Tzu, The Art Of War*

    • @luiscipriano7507
      @luiscipriano7507 4 года назад +5

      Sun tzu is a jojo reference

    • @mohammad6608
      @mohammad6608 4 года назад +3

      YES

    • @RTXTI-bj5es
      @RTXTI-bj5es 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/PEEQzIdboaI/видео.html Rtx 3090 first benchmark leaked jesus Christ. Copy pasting it cuz u cant find it directly

    • @pie1192
      @pie1192 4 года назад +1

      Wow

    • @mr.moesby7309
      @mr.moesby7309 4 года назад

      Reused

  • @Bessemaster
    @Bessemaster Месяц назад +13

    1:04 Chandler in the background💀

  • @aqualt
    @aqualt 4 года назад +827

    3 months ago *Chandler loses and rages*
    Karl: it’s just a game calm down
    Dream: loses
    Karl: *high pitched demonic rage*

  • @smilten8820
    @smilten8820 4 года назад +811

    100000$ dollar in line and all techno said in the start was:
    "Yay"

    • @bludclart
      @bludclart 4 года назад +5

      @Lisa! F*СК-МЕ ТАР ON MY РIC stfu Rasheed from the 7th floor with the 3 kids who works at tech support

    • @ChesterTheGod
      @ChesterTheGod 4 года назад

      @@bludclart yes

    • @sebasstehfish5634
      @sebasstehfish5634 4 года назад +12

      He can now buy at least 12 pizzas!

    • @broadwayslimetutorials8479
      @broadwayslimetutorials8479 4 года назад

      I found Dream’s Only Fans: ruclips.net/video/cV9k9KiPLs0/видео.html

    • @ampere7220
      @ampere7220 4 года назад +4

      DREAM GOT REKT L

  • @novanonsense
    @novanonsense 4 года назад +22727

    Techno stripping the logs
    Everyone: He's trolling! He's getting in Dream's head!
    Techno in his analysis video: I forgot to take my ADHD meds

  • @The_E_rgn
    @The_E_rgn 17 дней назад +3

    "The strongest in history vs the songest in the modern era" ahh fight 🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @kylemiller859
    @kylemiller859 4 года назад +24048

    “Never underestimate he who farms potatoes 11 hours a day” -sun tzu, the art of war

  • @quip6837
    @quip6837 4 года назад +642

    “Whenever you’re about to lose just don’t”
    -Sun Tzu

    • @trumptroll955
      @trumptroll955 4 года назад +1

      İkrruclips.net/video/yooHzsgHd6k/видео.html

    • @dontreadmyprofilepic4686
      @dontreadmyprofilepic4686 4 года назад

      DON'T ŕěáđ MY NAME

    • @eljoskajo9566
      @eljoskajo9566 4 года назад

      My life in 2020:
      ruclips.net/video/D62FeuH1_bc/видео.html

    • @CastorFurieux
      @CastorFurieux 4 года назад +2

      He was never about to lose tho lol, dream never took the lead

    • @squadnft5176
      @squadnft5176 4 года назад

      @@Ameer_H okruclips.net/video/yooHzsgHd6k/видео.html

  • @vovoman
    @vovoman 4 года назад +4050

    Mrbeast: I don't really care who wins
    dream dies*
    Mrbeast: NOOOOMY GOODNESS TECHNO YOU ANIMAL

    • @Migixkem
      @Migixkem 4 года назад +224

      Technoblade's skin:

    • @markdizon3446
      @markdizon3446 4 года назад +147

      FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO NOTICED

    • @prest01
      @prest01 4 года назад +31

      dats just how he be doe

    • @ajaymurali974
      @ajaymurali974 4 года назад +86

      Yeah he was rooting for dream

    • @PeytonMooreJr
      @PeytonMooreJr 4 года назад +19

      you should put also mr beast but it was funny either way

  • @richellebotha2761
    @richellebotha2761 5 месяцев назад +272

    👇who misses technoblade😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @zerotolerance5477
    @zerotolerance5477 4 года назад +958

    “It’s not the first time I’ve drop-kicked a toddler”
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @willp4623
      @willp4623 4 года назад +17

      Ah yes, Sun Tzu truly was one of the wisest generals. Let us thank Sun Tzu for giving us these words of wisdom.

    • @rakoondogo4481
      @rakoondogo4481 4 года назад +3

      Not mine either

    • @radslimecostsadime7670
      @radslimecostsadime7670 4 года назад +8

      Ah yes, Sun Tzu the first president of America.

    • @SM11Football
      @SM11Football 4 года назад

      Dont read my name

    • @epicblue00
      @epicblue00 4 года назад +4

      @@radslimecostsadime7670 what do you mean he IS America

  • @n1ck151
    @n1ck151 4 года назад +778

    The best part about this comment section is that you can’t tell which comments are serious and which are jokes

    • @iamthesenate5769
      @iamthesenate5769 4 года назад +14

      I got tricked. Twice.

    • @FreezedreadL
      @FreezedreadL 4 года назад +1

      @@fedorabread no its true look at my comment section if you found my comment lol

    • @digitalredux01
      @digitalredux01 4 года назад

      Deadass 🤣

  • @canidothings4911
    @canidothings4911 Год назад +1686

    The fact that dream trained whilst techno farmed 500million potatoes displays their personalities perfectly

  • @HuntersSpace16
    @HuntersSpace16 4 месяца назад +12

    Anyone watching this in 2024?

  • @tigeroyer7789
    @tigeroyer7789 4 года назад +406

    "Literally anything"
    Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @tribedoom
      @tribedoom 4 года назад

      Guys please. I need the Boyz. My mum told me if I get to 1k by the end of the month then I’m getting my “dream setup” so please help. I really need your help. I have to use my phone to edit at the moment and I’m trying to grow. Please help me on my journey. Please don’t hate on me I just really need some help 🙏💙

    • @amesjaye
      @amesjaye 4 года назад

      Tribe Doom no one cares

    • @Vintoneuler
      @Vintoneuler 4 года назад

      Tribe Doom No

    • @grkfunn5821
      @grkfunn5821 4 года назад +1

      What does Sun Tzu, The Art of War mean

    • @MayaCaguioa
      @MayaCaguioa 4 года назад

      @Flipsey @amesjaye be nice ppl

  • @colbyandbrennen3543
    @colbyandbrennen3543 4 года назад +559

    The fact that I was shaking with anxiety despite me literally loving both of these people equally

    • @hi-nd2dn
      @hi-nd2dn 4 года назад +23

      I really like how techno was just chilling the whole time and doesn't even care about that much

    • @Serkoid
      @Serkoid 4 года назад +2

      sameee

    • @austinmulcahy9287
      @austinmulcahy9287 4 года назад +1

      Dream better

    • @larv2447
      @larv2447 4 года назад +10

      @@austinmulcahy9287 Nahhhhh, Techno is

    • @dagelazark6659
      @dagelazark6659 4 года назад

      Same bruh. I found both of them like before they blew up.

  • @datboi5909
    @datboi5909 4 года назад +904

    Karl every round:
    *Giving dream a pep talk*
    Dream: *doesnt respond*
    Karl:
    *cOmE ON dREaMmMMmmMMm*

    • @kai_thecync
      @kai_thecync 4 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @blimpbonc1648
      @blimpbonc1648 4 года назад +2

      :l

    • @skizzle.-.3415
      @skizzle.-.3415 4 года назад +1

      He only responds to George’s compliments and pep talks 💕 won’t catch him simping for anyone but gogy

    • @squadnft5176
      @squadnft5176 4 года назад

      @@skizzle.-.3415 very trueruclips.net/video/yooHzsgHd6k/видео.html

  • @Humpty_dumpty69
    @Humpty_dumpty69 4 месяца назад +16

    I feel bad for techno, he is getting support from kris out of all peoples😢

  • @deitto6191
    @deitto6191 4 года назад +17323

    MrBeast: “Please don’t send any hate to anyone, this was just for fun.
    Dream Stans: im going to pretend i didnt see that

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 4 года назад +491

      And Dream's haters aswell

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 4 года назад +629

      @Mr Milk I just said "hater", not "Techno Stans", I have seen them, they are pretty nice

    • @ProjectLobotomy
      @ProjectLobotomy 4 года назад +157

      Techno stans are not mature tf? They are the ones mass commenting any dream fan that even comments. They are toxic af

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 4 года назад +655

      @@ProjectLobotomy Why haven't I seen a single one ? They just keep saying stuff like "Atleast Techno didn't get 10-0ed"

    • @duckemoji9873
      @duckemoji9873 4 года назад +175

      we disown those toxic stans

  • @user-sd2tb1ys1k
    @user-sd2tb1ys1k 4 года назад +319

    “it’s *only* 100 grand, dont be too sad.”
    - Chandler

    • @ashtroashtro8171
      @ashtroashtro8171 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/rOLPTFrbdk0/видео.html

    • @Yolandan06
      @Yolandan06 4 года назад +1

      Chandler ( who owns a 700k$ island)

    • @TheDuckyDino
      @TheDuckyDino 4 года назад +1

      I salute you for not spoiling it as the top comment

  • @pacyhulk6223
    @pacyhulk6223 4 года назад +1932

    "He was playing checkers while I was farming potatoes"
    -Technoblade potato war

  • @jafg2
    @jafg2 4 месяца назад +14

    Rest in peace techno

    • @jafg2
      @jafg2 Месяц назад

      RIPPPPPPPP

  • @dcsports7658
    @dcsports7658 4 года назад +453

    When chandler said “it’s only a 100 grand don’t be too sad” I felt that

  • @kaismithley6173
    @kaismithley6173 4 года назад +723

    Everyone: Dream is gonna win
    Technoblade: stay strapped or get clapped - Sun Tzu in the art of war

    • @KudosK42
      @KudosK42 4 года назад +41

      "If you wish to defeat me, train for another 500 years" -Technoblade

    • @davidjeffries300
      @davidjeffries300 4 года назад +2

      so u hate dream and simp for techno is out ur saying

    • @KudosK42
      @KudosK42 4 года назад +12

      @@davidjeffries300 how bout you? You simp Dream?

    • @Sheriff-Woody
      @Sheriff-Woody 4 года назад +6

      @@davidjeffries300 its clear u simp 4 dream

    • @unseen6940
      @unseen6940 4 года назад +6

      @@davidjeffries300 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @ifbadwhypretty
    @ifbadwhypretty 4 года назад +591

    Mr Beast trying to hype up everyone: ARE YOU READY?
    Dream: YEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!
    Techno trying his best to be hyped: YEAhhhhhhhh...

    • @Usernamestill_Available
      @Usernamestill_Available 4 года назад +11

      Nah. Techno has a monotone voice. Tho this is pretty true tho

    • @hartssquire9386
      @hartssquire9386 4 года назад +11

      @@Usernamestill_Available did you have a stroke while typing?

    • @Usernamestill_Available
      @Usernamestill_Available 4 года назад +11

      @@hartssquire9386
      Sry. My brain just died after reading stan comments.

    • @zrozadxz
      @zrozadxz 4 года назад +2

      @@Usernamestill_Available techonoblade just chilling, dream aint no match for him

    • @shadowkdr243
      @shadowkdr243 4 года назад

      Lol, its kinda true

  • @raffaellaboscolorizzo479
    @raffaellaboscolorizzo479 4 месяца назад +7

    RIP technoblade you will always be in our harts❤

  • @rwills69
    @rwills69 4 года назад +487

    ‘That’s at least 12 pizzas’
    -Technoblade 2020

    • @css_gamerbm8722
      @css_gamerbm8722 4 года назад +3

      What did you expect hes a pig

    • @hmm847
      @hmm847 4 года назад +1

      8,333.333333333333 for each pizza

    • @unaisqureshi5812
      @unaisqureshi5812 4 года назад

      “That’s at least 12 pizzas”
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @melonboi2553
    @melonboi2553 4 года назад +830

    being completely and fully honest Iv'e never seen Techno so enthusiastic about anything

    • @jacobbarajas8676
      @jacobbarajas8676 4 года назад +55

      Potatoes

    • @LoganGamings
      @LoganGamings 4 года назад

      Hey guys! My mom said that if I get 3k subs and 200likes on my most recent video she would buy me my 🤩DREAM🤩 setup

    • @aesthetical9068
      @aesthetical9068 4 года назад +2

      I think anyone would be for 100k

    • @aesthetical9068
      @aesthetical9068 4 года назад +11

      @@LoganGamings you don't have a mom

    • @kingsway.183
      @kingsway.183 4 года назад +2

      Logan Gamings bruh your a mobile gamer you don’t need a pc

  • @maru93-c1x
    @maru93-c1x 4 года назад +671

    I feel like Techno was REALLY REALLY stopping the urge to say
    "if you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years!"

    • @mr.snowman6607
      @mr.snowman6607 4 года назад +40

      Yo i really wish he said it for the meme

    • @RealRangerix
      @RealRangerix 4 года назад +11

      same here, it feel a bit weird doesnt hear that phrase from techno

    • @Scorpiot
      @Scorpiot 4 года назад +1

      Holy cow yes!

    • @JaimeareRainey
      @JaimeareRainey 4 года назад +3

      Yosua Suhandi didn’t want to be toxic I know it’s sarcasm but it could come off wrong

    • @tonydai782
      @tonydai782 4 года назад +8

      @@RealRangerix Because Techno viewed Dream as a competent player, unlike Skeppy. Also, Techno knew he could say those things about Skeppy because they were friends for much longer than Dream and Techno.

  • @AdalSimsek
    @AdalSimsek 3 месяца назад +5

    Tecnoblade never dies😢 2:50

  • @Ranko343
    @Ranko343 3 года назад +636

    Technoblade: "I didn't think I would win".
    Dream in his head: "me neither".

  • @witherzillax3557
    @witherzillax3557 4 года назад +1481

    MrBeast Crew: Techno's trolling! Techno's getting in his head!
    Techno: So I forgot to take my ADHD meds today, so when I tried to pull up my shield, I accidentally sheared the wood and forgot about the duel for about 10 seconds.

  • @-Twinkle.
    @-Twinkle. 3 года назад +240

    *about to get literally $100000*
    Techno: "wow thats at least 12 pizzas"

  • @winkyliem4189
    @winkyliem4189 2 месяца назад +1

    ‘It’s fine it’s fine”WHAT DO MEAN FINNEE???!

  • @4cpswarrior
    @4cpswarrior 4 года назад +493

    Dream: Hyping himself up, using strategies and calculating his every move
    Technoblade: Wait you can shear the ground? its kinda fun

    • @systemical1
      @systemical1 4 года назад +8

      It's the opposite.

    • @4cpswarrior
      @4cpswarrior 4 года назад +21

      @@systemical1 no its not watch the dream's POV also its a joke

    • @systemical1
      @systemical1 4 года назад +3

      @@4cpswarrior i know it's a joke, if you watched techno's video he said some ancient thing idfk

    • @4cpswarrior
      @4cpswarrior 4 года назад +5

      @@systemical1 yeah im a hardcore technoblade stan i've watched his videos atleast 2 times now from his commentaries, to his bedwars streams to the potato war and skyblock vids

    • @systemical1
      @systemical1 4 года назад +4

      @@4cpswarrior we win these

  • @kingz7920
    @kingz7920 4 года назад +591

    When techno tried to raise his shield but strips the log instead.
    " He's taunting him! "

    • @Ashfer2
      @Ashfer2 4 года назад +32

      ADHD powers activate!!! Oooh I quite like this pattern, I think it would go well with the door...Oh wait $100,000 battle right Must focus!

    • @goatamatix894
      @goatamatix894 4 года назад +2

      Hmmm hahaha log go brrrr

    • @diddeeeee
      @diddeeeee 4 года назад +3

      Y’all dream bois mad

    • @diddeeeee
      @diddeeeee 4 года назад

      He made that mistake yet still won

    • @HeatedFrost
      @HeatedFrost 4 года назад +1

      it was literally techno getting distracted watch his analysis lol

  • @boopdeboop2139
    @boopdeboop2139 3 года назад +457

    Everyone spectating: Techno is strategically making Dream lose his guard by shaving the wood.
    Techno: So I forgot to take my ADHD meds

  • @SoccerCliped
    @SoccerCliped 3 месяца назад +4

    Who’s here after the legend Techo’s death?😢😢😢
    “RIP Techo”❤❤

  • @cornally3367
    @cornally3367 4 года назад +1756

    Technoblade: strips log
    Technoblade: ADHD kicks in
    MrBeast: *he's stripping the logs he must be using physiological warfare*

  • @dementia9105
    @dementia9105 3 года назад +346

    the spectators are more competitive than techno and dream lmao

  • @jbkk.
    @jbkk. 4 года назад +693

    Why is no one talking about when Techno got distracted and started "sheering" wood. That made me laugh a lot!

    • @ladofthedamned7796
      @ladofthedamned7796 4 года назад +9

      Its common, but he didnt shear all of them L

    • @FBIAgent-bs9ie
      @FBIAgent-bs9ie 4 года назад +16

      Or when he placed down the crafting table

    • @jbkk.
      @jbkk. 4 года назад

      @@ladofthedamned7796 ikr L

    • @BigRockers
      @BigRockers 4 года назад +1

      He’s a nerd he didn’t sheer all the wood big L

    • @loly8844
      @loly8844 4 года назад +10

      Why is everyone referring to it as sheering wood, it’s stripping wood, this is scary I don’t like this reply section

  • @GlownyMC
    @GlownyMC 3 месяца назад +4

    "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES"
    ~technoblade

  • @kiluam3527
    @kiluam3527 4 года назад +22035

    “The pig can dream, but the dream can’t pig”-random comment on the internet

  • @vhuang570
    @vhuang570 4 года назад +255

    “Stop quoting me” -
    Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @18out85
    @18out85 4 года назад +319

    "Techno Never Ties."
    -Sun Tzu, "Art of War"

    • @ManiacMemes
      @ManiacMemes 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ur5crRrn06Y/видео.html
      Donald duck is donald trump?

    • @OfStarrySkiesandFireflies
      @OfStarrySkiesandFireflies 4 года назад

      Ties

    • @siegeboi2093
      @siegeboi2093 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/TBy97uqrWC0/видео.html

    • @carot.2590
      @carot.2590 4 года назад

      *I LOVE YOU !!! :)**
      *ruclips.net/video/VZ8hJwhnskI/видео.html*

    • @squadnft5176
      @squadnft5176 4 года назад

      @@OfStarrySkiesandFireflies tiedruclips.net/video/yooHzsgHd6k/видео.html

  • @E.c_space
    @E.c_space 5 месяцев назад +17

    Rip techno 🥺😢

  • @theanonpix3373
    @theanonpix3373 4 года назад +560

    My future children: "Dad, what was the greatest battle ever?"
    Me: "Sit down, I'm going to tell you the story of The Art of War."

  • @badenkosik8138
    @badenkosik8138 4 года назад +392

    dream: makes a basketball reference
    karl: *visible confusion*

    • @zombieleffe2118
      @zombieleffe2118 4 года назад

      The world without Mr.Beast
      ruclips.net/video/D62FeuH1_bc/видео.html

    • @EverRain
      @EverRain 4 года назад

      Poor Karl 😪

  • @sarahtolan7363
    @sarahtolan7363 3 года назад +410

    "That's at least 12 pizzas"
    My man knows what he wants

  • @myawelch6133
    @myawelch6133 4 месяца назад +1

    Mr Beast: Techno’s getting in his head!
    Techno: Distracted by the wood

  • @nexuss7231
    @nexuss7231 4 года назад +553

    Dream was lucky that Techno didn't speak Spanish in their fight like what Techno did to Tommy in Bedwars.

    • @TheLawlessRogue
      @TheLawlessRogue 4 года назад +55

      AI CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECHA?!

    • @edraqdavelindio6044
      @edraqdavelindio6044 4 года назад +17

      Yeah and the steering wheel of death

    • @Mister-cj1tx
      @Mister-cj1tx 4 года назад +5

      WHERES THE LIBRARY?!??!??!?!

    • @Scarlet__23
      @Scarlet__23 4 года назад

      Hahaha lol's in the chat

    • @mcallister2642
      @mcallister2642 4 года назад +1

      @@Mister-cj1tx the best part is I can hear techno yelling it in English

  • @swvaschiii5082
    @swvaschiii5082 3 года назад +516

    “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.”
    ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @iamletomas
      @iamletomas 3 года назад +6

      This is the 10th time i saw this comment

    • @hydencatolico655
      @hydencatolico655 3 года назад +1

      Im weak because im not playing a mc

  • @munchkinarmy
    @munchkinarmy 4 года назад +464

    "Appear Strong When Weak and Weak When Strong"
    - Sun Tzu "The Art of War"
    (enjoy ur 12 pizzas techno....)

    • @iykigugu6798
      @iykigugu6798 4 года назад

      Sun tzu bestruclips.net/video/yooHzsgHd6k/видео.html

    • @dontreadmyprofilepic4686
      @dontreadmyprofilepic4686 4 года назад +1

      DON'T ŕėàđ MY NAME

    • @labeeb7735
      @labeeb7735 4 года назад +3

      "Sun Tzu Knew Not To Type With Every Letter Starting With A Capital"
      - Sun Tzu "The Art of War"

    • @munchkinarmy
      @munchkinarmy 4 года назад +1

      @@labeeb7735 and was not capitalized
      - Sun Tzu "the art of war"

    • @sparkso83
      @sparkso83 4 года назад

      @JT望む I'm not a simp.

  • @micahc6046
    @micahc6046 Месяц назад +1

    Ok now the money should be able to buy more then 17 pizzas.
    It can buy 18 pizzas now.

  • @radarz4396
    @radarz4396 3 года назад +301

    imagine looking down in an arena, seeing a pig with a crown and a red jacket, fighting a green looking teletubbie. That’s this fight

    • @likewse
      @likewse 3 года назад +1

      Bait

    • @astuffedbunny7346
      @astuffedbunny7346 3 года назад +1

      A square green guy with a guy inside him holding a fishing rod fighting a literal pig man with a crown holding a sword

    • @judegervais2442
      @judegervais2442 3 года назад +1

      how dare u call dream a teletubbie even if he does look exactle like one!!!!!

    • @paullucey749
      @paullucey749 3 года назад

      @@judegervais2442 WE DONT LIKE TELITUBBIE CHEATERS DREAM CHEATS IN SPEEDRUNS

    • @morganlastiotis2156
      @morganlastiotis2156 3 года назад

      @@paullucey749 bro chillax, it's a game

  • @dead6345
    @dead6345 4 года назад +255

    Everyone: OMG, $100,000 on the line!!!
    Chandler: It's only $100,000, don't be too sad

    • @realwakil7239
      @realwakil7239 4 года назад +2

      but chandler lost over 1 million dollars lmao

    • @Fai_04
      @Fai_04 4 года назад +1

      dude literally chandler lost more money than a company does

    • @kostya341
      @kostya341 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @tanyarobertson9994
      @tanyarobertson9994 4 года назад

      yea cuz chandler lost 700,000. it was a sad day

    • @realwakil7239
      @realwakil7239 4 года назад

      @@tanyarobertson9994 didn't he win $700,000 ?

  • @flareflow5569
    @flareflow5569 2 года назад +829

    Chris saying "Techno never dies" hits really different
    edit: here's the part 13:40

    • @cubingclip8073
      @cubingclip8073 2 года назад +19

      it really does

    • @plastic-wardrobe
      @plastic-wardrobe 2 года назад +8

      @@cubingclip8073 since especially he died in the real world

    • @hiimadrian.
      @hiimadrian. 2 года назад +28

      that techno never dies hit me hard because he died :( but technoblade never dies!

    • @bluetowel-reko
      @bluetowel-reko 2 года назад +22

      "Techno never dies" does not mean his physical body. It meant his legacy

    • @levijackson529
      @levijackson529 2 года назад +9

      i was never really a fan, but that doesnt stop me from feeling absolutely horrible and sad from what happened. rest in peace

  • @beetoroot
    @beetoroot 21 день назад +1

    chandlers silent reaction💀

  • @rajnisingh1503
    @rajnisingh1503 4 года назад +250

    MrBeast: This is just for fun
    Karl: Hold my emotions

  • @audreybrown5536
    @audreybrown5536 4 года назад +507

    Dream asked him to be the hunter in manhunt but he was too busy planting potatoes no joke lol

  • @jacksonhart4865
    @jacksonhart4865 3 года назад +851

    It’s funny that Karl and Chris are being meaner to each other than dream and techno

  • @PetrKluzák
    @PetrKluzák 3 месяца назад +10

    Who's here in year 2024 - R. I. P. Techno

  • @toxpov3612
    @toxpov3612 4 года назад +814

    Dream: *YEAH*
    Techno: _yeeeeaaaah!_
    Techno literally screamed in lowercase

    • @ahmadj1064
      @ahmadj1064 4 года назад +12

      yeah techno always talks like that and it sounds weird lol (not in a bad way but unique)

    • @azekiel2114
      @azekiel2114 4 года назад +15

      He screams in bold lowercase

    • @burcopresents
      @burcopresents 4 года назад +5

      Watch techno’s vids with Skeppy he screams there a lot

    • @brandongao3675
      @brandongao3675 4 года назад +5

      I've never seen him so excited

    • @viralalbania10
      @viralalbania10 4 года назад

      Life Without Mrbeast:
      ruclips.net/video/D62FeuH1_bc/видео.html

  • @Ahmed-hd4lr
    @Ahmed-hd4lr 4 года назад +483

    “We win these”
    -Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @c.i.a.932
      @c.i.a.932 4 года назад +6

      “These orphans are getting destroyed!” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @uw0tboii
    @uw0tboii 4 года назад +388

    "Both are good fighters and you should all shut up about arguing who's better."
    Sun Tzu- The Art of War

    • @sanjoetimothytan4227
      @sanjoetimothytan4227 4 года назад +7

      Lol many toxic fans smh

    • @god_moo8248
      @god_moo8248 4 года назад

      whats with this meme is it supposed to be funny? if so please explain i dont get it

    • @snomjudges5881
      @snomjudges5881 4 года назад +9

      @@god_moo8248 Technoblade used quotes from Sun Tzu - The Art of War in his potato war videos.

    • @god_moo8248
      @god_moo8248 4 года назад +1

      @@snomjudges5881 thank you i never really understood it

    • @loly8844
      @loly8844 4 года назад +3

      Techno fans: smh you didn’t 27-0 him complete trash lmao
      Dream fans: yeah techno won but like... no one cares and Dream is clearly better

  • @JosephlovesGodJesus
    @JosephlovesGodJesus 3 месяца назад +1

    Dream❤Technoblade
    Technoblade❤Dream
    BOTH ARE GOATS !!!!!

  • @FrenchDinosaur
    @FrenchDinosaur 4 года назад +546

    "That's at least 12 pizzas"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

    • @SoldierfromDT
      @SoldierfromDT 4 года назад +3

      Sun Tzu said that! -Soldier TF2

    • @thehandrequiemoverheaven7105
      @thehandrequiemoverheaven7105 4 года назад

      @@SoldierfromDT then he used all his fight money to buy 2 of every animal.

    • @Alysian
      @Alysian 4 года назад

      BAHAHAHAHAH

    • @SoldierfromDT
      @SoldierfromDT 4 года назад

      @@thehandrequiemoverheaven7105 hearded them onto a boat and BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE

  • @celestedoesstuff
    @celestedoesstuff 4 года назад +627

    "Don't sort by new"
    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @nokischaaf6756
    @nokischaaf6756 3 года назад +755

    I love how chandler has no opinion he just has the occasional “Yoo”

  • @ashkanabazari-tt7rv
    @ashkanabazari-tt7rv 3 месяца назад +6

    Technoblade Never Dies

  • @childelike
    @childelike 4 года назад +559

    this.
    this is how middle-age suburban white dads feel while watching football.

    • @ultimateo621
      @ultimateo621 4 года назад +4

      I'd imagine

    • @Spacellama117
      @Spacellama117 4 года назад +18

      The forbidden feeling. I'd never thought it could happen to me.

    • @cloudjumps5306
      @cloudjumps5306 4 года назад +4

      @@Spacellama117 sameeeeeeeee

    • @thatkidoverthere5750
      @thatkidoverthere5750 4 года назад +3

      Damn and I said I would never become my dad

    • @popnpets8022
      @popnpets8022 4 года назад

      More like all the guys I know smh

  • @louie2639
    @louie2639 4 года назад +727

    “Everyone stop quoting me”
    -Sun Tzu: The Art of War

  • @josoccer9437
    @josoccer9437 4 года назад +988

    MrBeast: Why do you guys fight with fishing rods?
    Dream+Techno: Because Fishing People is Fun.
    Edit: Thanks SO much for all the likes!!!

    • @voltaicheese9168
      @voltaicheese9168 4 года назад +7

      JoSoccer 👍

    • @BlockyFoxy
      @BlockyFoxy 4 года назад +2

      Ehhhh I don’t think it is that good, sorry

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 4 года назад +5

      Slap some snowballs in there while you're at it

    • @ohkbeastmode9699
      @ohkbeastmode9699 4 года назад +5

      WOW LOL

    • @adithyays836
      @adithyays836 4 года назад +1

      recommended : ruclips.net/video/9et8uoBLHiU/видео.html

  • @Yasir_playzz
    @Yasir_playzz 4 месяца назад +7

    who is watching after techno's death 😟😟😭😭

  • @Sarcastican_
    @Sarcastican_ 4 года назад +980

    "If you lose the war, you lose the clout."
    -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

  • @ohrusted
    @ohrusted 2 года назад +375

    "A man doesn't die when his heart stops beating, a man dies when he is forgotten" These moments will never be forgotten.

  • @rtysdfgh2103
    @rtysdfgh2103 4 года назад +272

    "Infinity war was the most prestigious cross over"
    Mrbeast:

    • @eljoskajo9566
      @eljoskajo9566 4 года назад

      My life
      ruclips.net/video/D62FeuH1_bc/видео.html

    • @arfsnmdgn9271
      @arfsnmdgn9271 4 года назад

      LoLruclips.net/video/yooHzsgHd6k/видео.html

    • @pewpew783
      @pewpew783 4 года назад

      Chadwik boseman black panter rip :'(

    • @matsieegod903
      @matsieegod903 4 года назад +1

      @@pewpew783 noooo

    • @squadnft5176
      @squadnft5176 4 года назад

      @@matsieegod903 EEEEEEEruclips.net/video/yooHzsgHd6k/видео.html

  • @jakedavis8860
    @jakedavis8860 5 месяцев назад +3

    Rest in peace, Technoblade🕊️

  • @user-fg5ho3tg3u
    @user-fg5ho3tg3u 4 года назад +299

    “It’s not a win if it wasn’t 100-0”
    -Sun Tzu the art of war

  • @DonettTwycx
    @DonettTwycx 4 года назад +621

    "The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself."
    -Sun Tzu

    • @ryaanzaheed7585
      @ryaanzaheed7585 4 года назад +8

      Only good Sun Tzu comment here

    • @browneyedummie.8321
      @browneyedummie.8321 4 года назад

      *For dummies :)))**
      *ruclips.net/video/VZ8hJwhnskI/видео.html*

    • @zeceprincess8210
      @zeceprincess8210 4 года назад +2

      @@ryaanzaheed7585 LoLruclips.net/video/yooHzsgHd6k/видео.html

    • @T4thDoH
      @T4thDoH 4 года назад

      "Thank you Sun Tzu."
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @jtthekilla
      @jtthekilla 4 года назад

      @@Chayn Can people report this person for spam please

  • @DynamoffOfficial
    @DynamoffOfficial 4 месяца назад +3

    I will never forget this legend

  • @jellie2631
    @jellie2631 4 года назад +851

    Mr Beast crew: Hes mining! Hes getting in dreams head!
    Techno: *ADHD KICKS INTO OVERDRIVE*

    • @letisierra5909
      @letisierra5909 4 года назад +1

      Im sad for dream

    • @teku4180
      @teku4180 4 года назад +12

      @@letisierra5909 L

    • @dirzx1979
      @dirzx1979 4 года назад

      Lmfao

    • @beastchallenges-yt
      @beastchallenges-yt 4 года назад

      Dream face reveal! ruclips.net/video/cBUi4L_ktJQ/видео.html

    • @beastchallenges-yt
      @beastchallenges-yt 4 года назад

      Dream face reveal! ruclips.net/video/cBUi4L_ktJQ/видео.html