stabbing pewdiepie and james charles in minecraft

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @mason7220
    @mason7220 4 года назад +11074

    "This is just bullying."
    "It is, but I need his shirt."

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 года назад +72

      Queen Latifah ah yes, then it’s justified

    • @arhia6106
      @arhia6106 4 года назад +98

      lmao imagine killing someone because he has a cool shirt

    • @bigyoshi2731
      @bigyoshi2731 4 года назад +79

      @@arhia6106 I dont need to imagine

    • @arhia6106
      @arhia6106 4 года назад +48

      @@bigyoshi2731 wait....

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 года назад +17

      kwuziツ hol up-

  • @juniperrodley9843
    @juniperrodley9843 4 года назад +5536

    This one gets me everytime:
    "They're trash tier nOOBS!"
    *Techno turns around*
    "Oh no they're not it's Technoblade!"

    • @borderlinecrazy6444
      @borderlinecrazy6444 4 года назад +15

      Hello, Juni. Fancy seeing you here.

    • @ghostyidk9383
      @ghostyidk9383 4 года назад +43

      Notice how James Charles says that if Techno is good because he likes dicks and balls lmaooo

    • @YeetBS
      @YeetBS 4 года назад +21

      Famous last words

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 4 года назад +3

      The technoblade teir

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 4 года назад +11

      @@ghostyidk9383 that turned weird fast

  • @brazilianrailfanning9267
    @brazilianrailfanning9267 4 года назад +6205

    Hypixel in every game: Crossteaming isn’t allowed
    RUclipsrs: crossteam

    • @cupofsoda6521
      @cupofsoda6521 4 года назад +409

      RUclipsrs: i understand that Hypixel has made a decision, but seeing as it is a dumbass decision, i decided to ignore it

    • @jitteryj7565
      @jitteryj7565 4 года назад +111

      *I have elected to ignore it

    • @Xenovation3334
      @Xenovation3334 4 года назад +45

      *stupid ass decision

    • @-.respect.-
      @-.respect.- 4 года назад +1

      @@killerfish61 o k

    • @activ1
      @activ1 4 года назад +14

      *IM GETTING 5 V 1’D*

  • @outlastdude
    @outlastdude 2 года назад +8858

    The pure fear technoblade invoked to cause fully armored people to straight up book it in the opposite direction, people who have played minecraft for years seeing that its technoblade running after them and freaking out was and still is awe inspiring. Forever miss him :(

    • @JrwiWatcher
      @JrwiWatcher 2 года назад +37

      @@capertillar4634 piss?!?
      WGJAT

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 2 года назад +143

      The man has played and survived hypixel's notoriously toxic Mega Walls for years before he ever met Dream, little wonder why he's so good

    • @ethangames5189
      @ethangames5189 Год назад +9

      RIP legend

    • @epicsans6601
      @epicsans6601 Год назад +16

      Very few people will fight technoblade the god the legend

    • @KKCH_UMA
      @KKCH_UMA Год назад +1

      @@JrwiWatcher he’s piss?

  • @toasingtoast2034
    @toasingtoast2034 5 лет назад +10760

    This is the equivalent of a bunch toddlers playing tag and then some highschooler decides to join and doesnt hold back

    • @markam7831
      @markam7831 5 лет назад +429

      Toasing Toast Couldnt have said it better

    • @freddiebradley4630
      @freddiebradley4630 5 лет назад +532

      There would also be 3 middle schoolers

    • @dekimaros
      @dekimaros 5 лет назад +81

      Sadly he died a couple o' times

    • @denleb1846
      @denleb1846 5 лет назад +73

      @@dekimaros that's why they placed their beds

    • @expertfrenchtoast3480
      @expertfrenchtoast3480 5 лет назад +18

      Frick yes thank you for capturing it

  • @irok1
    @irok1 4 года назад +6387

    6:00 is always a favorite of mine.
    "Technoblade, more like..."
    In his mind, Pewdiepie is ready to say Technogay, but then he remembers who his teammate is

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 года назад +202

      🤭😂

    • @omgdann7805
      @omgdann7805 4 года назад +203

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 года назад +576

      Lovely G he might’ve been about to use “Technogay” as a dis then remembered his teammate was literally *James Charles*
      Hope that helps?

    • @tommysasser6073
      @tommysasser6073 4 года назад +399

      Also the fact that James just said that Techno was homophobic for killing him makes it even more ironic

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 года назад +18

      @@tommysasser6073 yeah lmao

  • @ozziewilliams7469
    @ozziewilliams7469 4 года назад +15605

    Techno: *has leather armor*
    *sees two full diamond guys*
    Techno: sounds like free kills to me

  • @corvusgaming2379
    @corvusgaming2379 Год назад +3957

    Anyone who escapes Technoblades bloodlust is cleaned by BallisticSquid and I love it.

    • @ayo2851
      @ayo2851 Год назад +222

      Technoblade the blood god and ballistic the cleaner

    • @bang1338
      @bang1338 Год назад +27

      gd reference

    • @xgqbriel
      @xgqbriel Год назад +26

      ​@@bang1338 IS THAT A GD REFERENCE????

    • @bang1338
      @bang1338 Год назад +15

      @@xgqbriel
      Bloodlust
      Ballistic

    • @nickwang5237
      @nickwang5237 Год назад +18

      That’s why BallisticSquid had no kills.

  • @robertdyer8614
    @robertdyer8614 3 года назад +9757

    Police Officer: Why did you kill that man?
    Technoblade: He had pants, I needed pants.

  • @james8616
    @james8616 4 года назад +2534

    “These guys have stuff, run” “wait no it’s Swagger, *kill him*”
    I’m dying XD

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 4 года назад +2

      Time stamp?

    • @shanaesirimana
      @shanaesirimana 4 года назад +13

      The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer 6:05

    • @shermansmells
      @shermansmells 4 года назад +8

      I love the confidence techno murdered swagger with lol made me laugh

    • @CopperVulpine
      @CopperVulpine 4 года назад +6

      "They're trash tier noobs!" "Oh wait no they aren't it's Technoblade"

    • @BDexvrt
      @BDexvrt 4 года назад

      nice

  • @BANANA-so2dx
    @BANANA-so2dx 5 лет назад +10380

    Technoblade: “how did this random get in here”
    Person: “that’s pewdiepie”
    Technoblade: “ *DID I STUTTER???* “

  • @thomasdebroer5558
    @thomasdebroer5558 2 года назад +8477

    Technoblade his personal score was 714 and the runner-up team had 734. Techno is insane

  • @ironhelmet1750
    @ironhelmet1750 3 года назад +3169

    Can we appreciate how techno and phil's friendship evolved from "im gonna go get this dude" at 8:48 to "PHIL LOOOOKOUTTTTTT *brutally stabs zombie child who's just vibin* "

    • @Cedar128
      @Cedar128 3 года назад +125

      watching clips like those make me feel so happy and like, kinda nostalgic in a way even though i didn’t even watch them during this time period, i just love seeing people develop friendships overtime

    • @icee_lemon5854
      @icee_lemon5854 3 года назад +110

      I was watching the full VOD for like the first few MCMs and Techno’s literal comment about Phil was “Isn’t he that hardcore guy” and it was surreal to me to hear that after knowing that future Techno will say “For you, Phil, the world.”

    • @2b32b32
      @2b32b32 3 года назад +38

      He said his username like phil-Z-A

    • @ЕкатеринаКатюша-х4к
      @ЕкатеринаКатюша-х4к 3 года назад +4

      @@icee_lemon5854 he wat
      When did he say that??? 😭😭😭

    • @chaewonchon7008
      @chaewonchon7008 3 года назад +6

      @@ЕкатеринаКатюша-х4к i think he said it around 23:05

  • @Shenaniganizer620
    @Shenaniganizer620 4 года назад +3765

    James Charles: “plays Minecraft Monday”
    Technoblade: *I am 5 parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @maxipet050
    @maxipet050 5 лет назад +17331

    I love the fear in these gamers' voices when they realise the impending doom of technoblade is coming at them at full speed.

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 5 лет назад +585

      PIG IS ENGAGING, PIG HAS REACHED MACH SPEED.

    • @maybewellok
      @maybewellok 5 лет назад +145

      i love the "full speed" lmao

    • @maxipet050
      @maxipet050 5 лет назад +75

      @@theposhdinosaur7276 I can hear him yelling "Die die! No fun in videogames!"

    • @jjging4308
      @jjging4308 5 лет назад +47

      The Posh Dinosaur FLINT LOCKWOOD

    • @diungo5875
      @diungo5875 5 лет назад +21

      maxipet050
      I am in love with this comment it’s hilarious

  • @raidenei651
    @raidenei651 2 года назад +1794

    I’m just imagining the pure fear that other players have when Techno says "Get him" and they realize that he was referring to them

    • @zakwanzakwan4935
      @zakwanzakwan4935 2 года назад +60

      Technoblade is a menace in proximity chat

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 Год назад +20

      All goes well until the blade says "Get him" and you are him

  • @placeholdername-1
    @placeholdername-1 4 года назад +3221

    “Just wait a second, let me kill skydoesminecraft.”
    -Technoblade

  • @alishermo
    @alishermo 5 лет назад +4215

    Vampires - garlic
    Werewolves - silver
    Technoblade - *TNT*

  • @attempt58
    @attempt58 3 года назад +6351

    "Everybody who comes in contact with techno just gets deleted"
    Well said, AntVentom.

    • @juanlloveras5780
      @juanlloveras5780 3 года назад +81

      "AntVENTom"
      *S U S*

    • @mysticdragondmr9189
      @mysticdragondmr9189 3 года назад +24

      @@juanlloveras5780 oh my gosh he's S U S

    • @attempt58
      @attempt58 3 года назад +13

      @@juanlloveras5780 omg i haven't even realised

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 3 года назад +10

      Unless its Dream, then theres a 3/5 chance that Dream gets deleted.

    • @snicker2556
      @snicker2556 3 года назад +4

      @@juanlloveras5780 that’s sus 😳

  • @strawberryduchess656
    @strawberryduchess656 9 месяцев назад +274

    I am having a blast watching the Phil and techno interactions from before they met. Techno calling him “Phil Z A” made me laugh out loud

  • @brickwallgoalie4762
    @brickwallgoalie4762 3 года назад +4608

    techno 2019: im getting 5v1
    techno 2021: 1v30 it is, who wants to go first

    • @markvc243
      @markvc243 3 года назад +229

      and he wins 1 v 30 and his oponents are full netherite

    • @wittymickey11
      @wittymickey11 3 года назад +26

      LOL THISSSS

    • @starlitshark
      @starlitshark 3 года назад +11

      @@markvc243 TRUE TRUE

    • @umerkhawaja3051
      @umerkhawaja3051 3 года назад +18

      Do they want him to use susanoo or not?

    • @mysteryman5523
      @mysteryman5523 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, but he had potions and many golden apples, plus new pvp system with quick regen.

  • @Bimgus_The_Great
    @Bimgus_The_Great 3 года назад +3189

    Squid: “There’s people behind us”
    Techno: “OH those guys have stuff. Oh wait it’s swaggersouls get em”

    • @mrboona5588
      @mrboona5588 3 года назад +77

      Lmao techno disrespecting everybody

    • @jasonsuryadi8919
      @jasonsuryadi8919 3 года назад +68

      These trash tier noobs, oh wait its technoblade

    • @meowichiro4062
      @meowichiro4062 3 года назад +7

      @@jasonsuryadi8919 LMFAO

    • @nosh8172
      @nosh8172 3 года назад +8

      You're just a legend for beeing an attack helicopter

    • @baconhairpro1860
      @baconhairpro1860 3 года назад +3

      How do people get so many likes from just restating something said in the vid

  • @TheMetamorphoses2003
    @TheMetamorphoses2003 5 лет назад +1605

    “So in a way, he's kinda like Thanos.”
    -AntVenom 2019

  • @edoardotarantini4273
    @edoardotarantini4273 2 года назад +158

    17:13 love how he found the time to casually slaughter that poor soul while he was running and screaming at the top of his lungs

  • @tibbytobby
    @tibbytobby 4 года назад +2967

    “Im gonna go after this dude”
    *Techno proceeds to kill his future father figure*

    • @CCoffnist
      @CCoffnist 3 года назад +239

      Watch video like MMC weird cuz there's be people he hasn't met yet, but you know that they become friends
      It's like rewatch s1 of a show

    • @JoaxAnimaciones
      @JoaxAnimaciones 3 года назад +13

      Timestap?

    • @Seabunni_vi
      @Seabunni_vi 3 года назад +106

      @@JoaxAnimaciones 14:04 is when he attacks Phil, 15:09 is a battle 17:23 Phil kills Techno 19:26 another fight 19:48 he kills him :c 23:36 he chases and kills Phil again rip

    • @julcsi81
      @julcsi81 3 года назад +39

      @@Seabunni_vi LMAO i love how u put :c and rip when Philza was killed LMFAO

    • @Seabunni_vi
      @Seabunni_vi 3 года назад +9

      @@julcsi81 hehe thanks :3

  • @zoehardin6798
    @zoehardin6798 3 года назад +8011

    Techno literally uses other people as the chests instead of actual chests

    • @eggonbread7054
      @eggonbread7054 3 года назад +70

      Techno thinks in the 5th dimension

    • @notme3988
      @notme3988 3 года назад +18

      I am pretty sure everybody who plays minecraft survival games does that

    • @solosisfan9599
      @solosisfan9599 3 года назад +33

      yeah they're portable

    • @otonashiizumi9026
      @otonashiizumi9026 3 года назад +10

      I like your pfp! Which character is it?

    • @WutDaBruh
      @WutDaBruh 3 года назад +2

      True

  • @catkingwumpus1370
    @catkingwumpus1370 4 года назад +5755

    "Yeah Techno killed me for money."
    "Lucky, he killed me for a shirt."

    • @oreost4st3good10
      @oreost4st3good10 4 года назад +210

      “Lucky he killed me for some words in front of my name in a 3D block game”

    • @cloudygreyskies
      @cloudygreyskies 4 года назад +55

      Lucky, he killed me for 10 points

    • @random_Aikera
      @random_Aikera 4 года назад +16

      Lucky he killed me cause I was popular and have views

    • @darrenchen964
      @darrenchen964 4 года назад +24

      He didn’t even kill me :(

    • @defaultdance4727
      @defaultdance4727 4 года назад +13

      "Lucky, he killed me for a youtooz."

  • @funnydogmeme
    @funnydogmeme Год назад +360

    whenever someone says "IT'S HIM!" their teammate knows who they are talking about

  • @petereberhard5374
    @petereberhard5374 5 лет назад +2221

    guy: has diamond sword
    technoblade: hippity hoppity thats now my property

    • @boy9019
      @boy9019 5 лет назад +11

      That's not how it goes

    • @boy9019
      @boy9019 5 лет назад +5

      @@mwavey1613 he just changed it lol

    • @mwavey1613
      @mwavey1613 5 лет назад +4

      @@boy9019 oh lol well imma delete my comment now

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 5 лет назад +6

      @@mwavey1613 hippity hoppity that comment is no longer Ur property

    • @mwavey1613
      @mwavey1613 5 лет назад

      @@jackofalltrades8412 lol

  • @yne1033
    @yne1033 4 года назад +9285

    Techno: I want ur armor
    Everyone: _no_
    Techno: *that wasn't a question.*

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 4 года назад +141

      Mandatory Volunteering to give armour

    • @oh3543
      @oh3543 4 года назад +5

      Bot

    • @mediocre9537
      @mediocre9537 4 года назад +36

      @@tigo9328 u are asking for subs instead of working for them and now u have 1.8k subs for begging? and u only joined 6 months ago. pathetic

    • @gabrielmegawolf
      @gabrielmegawolf 4 года назад +3

      @@tigo9328 .__.

    • @WeebSsamm
      @WeebSsamm 4 года назад +11

      @@tigo9328 lmao what ur doing is literally against RUclips TOS

  • @deklinedsam
    @deklinedsam 5 лет назад +5698

    “They have good stuff noooo.”
    “Nevermind it’s swaggersouls.”
    I’m dying

    • @Roastaunt
      @Roastaunt 5 лет назад +440

      “It’s a trash tier group”
      “Nevermind it’s technoblade”-fitz

    • @anjalimandal3326
      @anjalimandal3326 5 лет назад +37

      I love swaggersouls❤❤

    • @rennaylor687
      @rennaylor687 5 лет назад +104

      he kills him with a WOODEN sword too.

    • @dadbardmrrichardson1454
      @dadbardmrrichardson1454 5 лет назад +11

      destruction 100

    • @zapawak4808
      @zapawak4808 5 лет назад +1

      AAAA your pfp is a younger picture of me

  • @b37aplays84
    @b37aplays84 2 года назад +986

    ant making the joke after the first game was 100% a sign of respect, said techno now was like him way back in the day. unbeatable.

  • @kale759
    @kale759 4 года назад +9461

    I just saw it in chat and can’t ignore it
    jcharles: “lava is homophobic”

  • @jonahexe6420
    @jonahexe6420 4 года назад +1283

    6:09 They’re trash tier noobs, oh wait it’s Technoblade
    *Top 10 things said seconds before death*

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 4 года назад +37

      Either Swagger was very high or he didn't realize that a pig is the same as death in minecraft monday

    • @richhobo1216
      @richhobo1216 4 года назад +60

      It's even funnier because techno had the complete opposite reaction.
      "They actually have stuff, oh wait its swagger kill him"

    • @thegreenpenquin5647
      @thegreenpenquin5647 4 года назад +7

      Even better that it was said at 609

    • @SuperIntenseGamer
      @SuperIntenseGamer 4 года назад +3

      @@thegreenpenquin5647 lol

    • @jyg9384
      @jyg9384 4 года назад +4

      How many coincidences are in this one comment :\

  • @wholesalechungus
    @wholesalechungus 2 года назад +1118

    These nerds really took him for granted.

  • @gammie1328
    @gammie1328 5 лет назад +8052

    reasons techno kills people:
    ❌wanting to win
    ✔wanting their pants

  • @adamanwar8115
    @adamanwar8115 5 лет назад +1946

    James Charles: we need to stop technoblade.
    Pewdiepie: how?

    • @joshuamaxam5086
      @joshuamaxam5086 5 лет назад +124

      The Avengers: We need to stop Thanos.
      Also the Avengers: how?
      Techno = Thanos

    • @DatDarkDragon
      @DatDarkDragon 5 лет назад +15

      @@joshuamaxam5086 but someone will go for the head
      Someone will be I- I- Iron Man... 😭
      Give me some time to cry

    • @vovical
      @vovical 5 лет назад +7

      @@joshuamaxam5086 Technos

    • @helpimlosingbraincells4757
      @helpimlosingbraincells4757 5 лет назад +12

      in this universe, technoblade is both iron man and thanos

    • @RoostBR
      @RoostBR 5 лет назад +6

      Vovical *Tachnos*

  • @nightmare4254
    @nightmare4254 4 года назад +872

    2:37 "That's so fancy"
    That accent hit me with a truck of nostalgia, it reminds me of Squid playing with Stampy.

    • @sneekee8302
      @sneekee8302 4 года назад +12

      Same😭

    • @skelt1082
      @skelt1082 4 года назад +15

      Same I loved Stampy in 2015

    • @marioman3142
      @marioman3142 4 года назад +4

      yeah, it also reminds me of july 2019

    • @melaniehernandez873
      @melaniehernandez873 4 года назад +5

      The same exact feeling✨

    • @LuminousOriens
      @LuminousOriens 4 года назад +9

      Was he the xbox player who played in some wool world with a bunch of building?

  • @enderboss1438
    @enderboss1438 Год назад +595

    I find it funny that Techno’s bloodlust carried over to Squid and they both were just constantly looking for kills.

    • @Blackcat666c
      @Blackcat666c 6 месяцев назад +17

      That's an effect of the blood god's voices, recently happened to JackManifoldTV, or Thunder0418

    • @unrenownedc
      @unrenownedc 4 месяца назад +3

      gd reference!!??

    • @Lolyeet
      @Lolyeet Месяц назад

      Yep. Being on technoblade's side will start making you share his thirst for blood.

  • @dragongaming2796
    @dragongaming2796 4 года назад +6290

    James and Pewds team score: 37
    Them- “yeah we gotta take technoblade down”
    Techno’s personal score: 206

    • @avaniagrawal2085
      @avaniagrawal2085 4 года назад +56

      techno's personal was 75 but true

    • @onomatopoeiaii9729
      @onomatopoeiaii9729 4 года назад +263

      @@avaniagrawal2085
      It was 75 points for the current game, while it was 206 overall.

    • @iwillgetayorkie3262
      @iwillgetayorkie3262 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @onjewel2051
      @onjewel2051 4 года назад +27

      Well they say the best in RUclips is not best in games right?!?!!?!!

    • @natanshrajgor298
      @natanshrajgor298 4 года назад +2

      For the Clout

  • @bennett8509
    @bennett8509 5 лет назад +13880

    you could tell pewdiepie was gonna say, "technoblade? more like technogay" then realized james charles was just listening

  • @bcfb21
    @bcfb21 3 года назад +6716

    Normal people: “never meet your heroes”
    Technoblade: “if you don’t meet them how do you kill them?”

  • @eveofwonder
    @eveofwonder 2 года назад +333

    I love how woofless just dips at 7:01 despite having better gear and armor than Techno. He definitely went into f5 and freaked when he saw that pig skin.

  • @randommadman7348
    @randommadman7348 4 года назад +1230

    Techno: (sees a guy in full enchanted diamond.)
    Also Techno: *I'll pry that out of your cold dead hands*

    • @kingbee3973
      @kingbee3973 4 года назад +7

      See that’s what’s interesting though is that he wouldn’t do that
      He knows how to pick and choose fights he can win vs ones he can’t
      I think that makes him even scarier

    • @gypsymellefont3236
      @gypsymellefont3236 4 года назад +4

      @@kingbee3973 yeah that logics out the window when he wins a 1v1 against fully stacked diamond lmao

    • @kingbee3973
      @kingbee3973 4 года назад +6

      @@gypsymellefont3236 ehh fair enough but hey can’t win em all
      Except him apparently

    • @paicemaster6855
      @paicemaster6855 4 года назад

      He happens to lose on an occasion. I think? Never seen it w my own eyes ;p

    • @Jawsomest
      @Jawsomest 4 года назад +1

      @@kingbee3973 He Picks And Chooses Fights, Only Orphans Are His Target

  • @oh3543
    @oh3543 4 года назад +5949

    "Its a trash tier noob!"
    *technoblade turns around*
    "Nvm its technoblade"

    • @Hi-yl7fd
      @Hi-yl7fd 4 года назад +21

      Nice

    • @SlavicRat
      @SlavicRat 4 года назад +41

      LMAO

    • @angee1822
      @angee1822 4 года назад +126

      If I saw technoblade I would turn on hacks just to use speed and run

    • @shahidtahsildar6962
      @shahidtahsildar6962 4 года назад +92

      @@angee1822 he would probably still catch up

    • @datcr4zyazn851
      @datcr4zyazn851 4 года назад +11

      @@angee1822 bruh use killaura lmao

  • @mire18
    @mire18 5 лет назад +2152

    Technoblade:
    Hypixel: you win pig rank is yours
    Tecnoblade: you activated the kill switch

  • @dani_is_no.1
    @dani_is_no.1 10 месяцев назад +70

    scrolling through the comments on old posts and seeing thousands from new viewers who miss him just as much as us from the beginning is so heartwarming

  • @Maks-tc5sc
    @Maks-tc5sc 5 лет назад +647

    "I stab people in minecraft for coins"
    "Is this bullying ?"
    "It is but i need his shirt"

  • @burcopresents
    @burcopresents 4 года назад +5372

    Everyone: BAN TECHNOBLADE!
    Also everyone: **cross-teams just to kill Technoblade**

    • @Meme-pg5tw
      @Meme-pg5tw 4 года назад +263

      And fails

    • @april327
      @april327 4 года назад +139

      Everyone is secretly hoping his WiFi goes out

    • @moonlightskyler7620
      @moonlightskyler7620 4 года назад +208

      The mcm community is actually that toxic, instead of getting good they just complain.
      It sad :/

    • @joshua51023
      @joshua51023 4 года назад +14

      ban everyone!

    • @kxira968
      @kxira968 4 года назад +22

      Moonlight skyler I know. It's a big oof

  • @LoxeBi
    @LoxeBi Год назад +71

    Alternate title: Techno so badly skews the scoreboard of an event the organizers refuse him his prize.

  • @phanterratic
    @phanterratic 5 лет назад +1094

    "His motivation is Pig Rank?"
    Priorities are straight my man.

  • @bone_bellows1507
    @bone_bellows1507 3 года назад +6392

    The amount of times Philza came close to killing him amazes me

    • @fashioncakes
      @fashioncakes 3 года назад +35

      when was it?

    • @watchableraven3517
      @watchableraven3517 3 года назад +712

      The creator of Minecraft vs the blood god. Seems like a fair fight.

    • @shamilreza1158
      @shamilreza1158 3 года назад +17

      When??

    • @calvin9805
      @calvin9805 3 года назад +159

      Just like in most anime where the main villain and the hero teamup to defeat a common foe. In this case cancer

    • @polinalavrova9669
      @polinalavrova9669 3 года назад +54

      He is Philza Minecraft after all

  • @pogboom-mm
    @pogboom-mm 4 года назад +5652

    jesus christ its iballisticsquid. i havent heard his voice in years bloody hell

    • @Morning_Dewdrop
      @Morning_Dewdrop 4 года назад +82

      Same!

    • @pika2004
      @pika2004 4 года назад +436

      u called me?

    • @clarppink
      @clarppink 4 года назад +212

      90% of my seven year old life was just his content lmao

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 4 года назад +32

      @@clarppink the skyblock series?

    • @lorenguerrero1766
      @lorenguerrero1766 4 года назад +65

      Ikr I got rlly happy when I heard his voice for some reason

  • @thequietkid3596
    @thequietkid3596 Год назад +31

    21:20
    "I FORGOT TO PUT SPEED IN THERE, I'M ILLETERATE, I CAN'T READ. ok lets go in"

  • @aslaanthelionspamsmemes9617
    @aslaanthelionspamsmemes9617 5 лет назад +3420

    Fitz: “They’re trash noobs”
    Also Fitz: _”oh wait it’s technoblade”_

    • @casuallyuncalm9488
      @casuallyuncalm9488 4 года назад +96

      "Oh wait it's Technoblade." I want that on my grave

    • @ilsei5331
      @ilsei5331 4 года назад +15

      bruh that's fitz

    • @uh7467
      @uh7467 4 года назад +16

      It was at that moment he knew, he f**led up.

    • @cringhe9668
      @cringhe9668 4 года назад +4

      Nice, 666 likes

    • @kreiker8902
      @kreiker8902 4 года назад +6

      That is, in fact, Fitz.

  • @abigailsosa2182
    @abigailsosa2182 4 года назад +2595

    I’m sorry but, when pewds said “techno more like *just no* “made me laugh lol

    • @user-wz1jh3rh7z
      @user-wz1jh3rh7z 4 года назад +74

      "More like absolutely not"

    • @germanaussie6138
      @germanaussie6138 4 года назад +13

      Abigail Sosa 5:58 was better but i’m just a technofan.

    • @abigailsosa2182
      @abigailsosa2182 4 года назад +98

      Motsognir fr he had to rethink it because his teammates IS James Charles 😂💀

    • @ellysa3732
      @ellysa3732 4 года назад +63

      We all know he was going to say technogay until he realized who he is playing with

    • @user-xx9jr1yb7b
      @user-xx9jr1yb7b 4 года назад +2

      That was funny as shit

  • @j2das9684
    @j2das9684 4 года назад +14945

    I like how he goes after people like he's shopping: "Yeah I need those pants"
    Rest In Peace Technoblade 🕊

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 года назад +669

      Mmm, that is a cool shirt, i will proceed to stab the guy wearing it

    • @ahmedayoubier9408
      @ahmedayoubier9408 4 года назад +101

      anyone know's why they stopped mc monday?

    • @crimsoninpact
      @crimsoninpact 4 года назад +155

      @@ahmedayoubier9408 they did not stop the server was hacked

    • @ahmedayoubier9408
      @ahmedayoubier9408 4 года назад +42

      @@crimsoninpact oh ok so i will not back again?

    • @NoName-rb3vp
      @NoName-rb3vp 4 года назад +73

      Ahmed ayoubier everyone moved to mcc so they probably wont

  • @purpleable
    @purpleable 8 месяцев назад +32

    *junkyjanker falls in the trap and starts raging*
    The 4 pearls in his hotbar:

  • @johnwheeler3728
    @johnwheeler3728 5 лет назад +2553

    Everyone: he can’t win twice in a row.
    Techno: hold my steering wheel.

    • @gugxzraul8970
      @gugxzraul8970 5 лет назад +43

      I think you wanted to say hold my pig rank

    • @phoenixisatree5527
      @phoenixisatree5527 5 лет назад +11

      Techno, next time they do survival games, you use the steering wheel

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад +3

      @@phoenixisatree5527 yes

    • @11annguyen
      @11annguyen 5 лет назад +2

      THE MEMESS

    • @cularre9544
      @cularre9544 5 лет назад +1

      @@phoenixisatree5527 theyre probably gonna play minigames

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 5 лет назад +5955

    You can see how powerful this man is just by the sheer fact he makes big youtubers act like kids on a worldwide championship.

  • @HypedRogue
    @HypedRogue 4 года назад +509

    “I wanna kill _____ give me a second”
    “He has armor I want it”

  • @ritiksaini147
    @ritiksaini147 Год назад +38

    " blood for the blood god " this will be always in our heart

  • @efrovued
    @efrovued 4 года назад +7064

    there’s something wildly nostalgic about recognizing iballisticsquid’s voice in this video

  • @jackliuzzo2416
    @jackliuzzo2416 3 года назад +2062

    Can we just appreciate the fact that solo Techno would have gotten second BY HIMSELF in the whole event. Before the last game he had more points solo than and other team collectively.

  • @Ki-jd7le
    @Ki-jd7le 3 года назад +8790

    Techno treats the MC like it’s a shopping trip to the mall. Just “Oh! Look that guy has pants, I need those.” XD

  • @user-qv8gh9ph6k
    @user-qv8gh9ph6k Год назад +33

    22:40
    He says" Blood For The Blood God" and instantly gets 4 kills 😂

    • @MaynorMayHam
      @MaynorMayHam 5 месяцев назад

      Im so very late but GOD did he type fast

  • @one_1111
    @one_1111 4 года назад +564

    8:49 This was the age when Technoblade called Philza Minecraft 'this dude'...

  • @2weaky_702
    @2weaky_702 4 года назад +3906

    Alternate title : people being salty cause a pig is better than them

    • @lynne_Fei
      @lynne_Fei 4 года назад +68

      I found technoblade's orphan slave

    • @neuratlas
      @neuratlas 4 года назад +6

      @Anime Justin Y. no u are

    • @roeital5504
      @roeital5504 4 года назад +11

      Kids being mad cuz someone is good in what he did his entire gaming life

    • @Syco_G2
      @Syco_G2 4 года назад +11

      Blood for the blood god

    • @unicornofgod9005
      @unicornofgod9005 4 года назад +2

      Mom obviously is not liked by James charles

  • @calebunga7271
    @calebunga7271 5 лет назад +21486

    Guarantee pewdiepie was gonna say technoblade more like technogay until he realised who he was playing with.

    • @J_charlesssz
      @J_charlesssz 5 лет назад +755

      Calebunga facts

    • @joshuamaxam5086
      @joshuamaxam5086 5 лет назад +390

      LOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @nathanzhao1219
      @nathanzhao1219 5 лет назад +285

      Absolutely destroyed

    • @garybusey3715
      @garybusey3715 5 лет назад +53

      Wow. You must be homophobia

    • @CattYes
      @CattYes 5 лет назад +407

      @@garybusey3715 wow. you must not know what a joke is

  • @Cabeludo2000
    @Cabeludo2000 Год назад +43

    You've truly won when people see you in game and scream: "Oh no, It's Techno" Legend, Technoblade never dies.

  • @jijonbreaker
    @jijonbreaker 4 года назад +23816

    Anybody else: "That guy has better armor than me, I'm gonna leave him alone."
    Techno: "That guy has better armor than me. I want it."
    Edit: RIP

    • @greyslaurenciana9249
      @greyslaurenciana9249 4 года назад +1174

      *kills them with a wooden sword*

    • @jijonbreaker
      @jijonbreaker 4 года назад +1075

      @@greyslaurenciana9249 Swords are for casuals. He uses his fists.

    • @jijonbreaker
      @jijonbreaker 4 года назад +295

      @Axolotl Is Cool I mean, that's how he won the skywars all challenge mode. Literally scared somebody off the edge.

    • @alexnaglich
      @alexnaglich 4 года назад +160

      That's like objectively the way to win. If they are more geared than you and you let them live, they'll probably be even MORE stacked when you fight them again.

    • @zorakutheweeb4467
      @zorakutheweeb4467 4 года назад +47

      Techno is the sin of greed

  • @pajorion
    @pajorion 5 лет назад +1316

    James charles: We need to get him, get him good
    Pewdiepie: *flying around below the ground in the middle of nowhere* mhmm

    • @ZU85
      @ZU85 5 лет назад +3

      no 3 weeks of no replies for you

    • @qwerty-cl9kk
      @qwerty-cl9kk 5 лет назад +1

      @Char they cna't use pvp pack in mcmonday? Cause antvenom was using it

    • @shanislost1
      @shanislost1 5 лет назад

      Nixon He knows it is not worth it lol

  • @kai_2378
    @kai_2378 4 года назад +1013

    13:01 you’ve never heard someone say “ *HES GOT SOUP* “ so frightfully

    • @adrin4261
      @adrin4261 4 года назад +9

      Kai _ true

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 4 года назад +48

      "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HES GOT SOUP"
      "I MEAN HES GOT SOUP"

    • @onurefeozkan
      @onurefeozkan 4 года назад

      HE GOT DEM SOUP RUUUN

    • @Sugma_Deek
      @Sugma_Deek Год назад

      @@onurefeozkan WHAT DO U MEAN HE HAS ONLY GOT SOUP?

    • @OfficialUKGov
      @OfficialUKGov Год назад

      1 more needed for 1k likes

  • @Elena-vh5rv
    @Elena-vh5rv 2 года назад +47

    23:00 from phil-zee-ey to old man lol

  • @zedries
    @zedries 4 года назад +764

    What I learned from Technoblade:
    If you wake up in a random new area, kill the first person you see and take their pants.

    • @wayneyam1262
      @wayneyam1262 4 года назад +54

      "If you wake up in a random new area, kill the first person you see and take their pants." - Sun tzu, The Art of War

    • @dejiadeyale9444
      @dejiadeyale9444 4 года назад +12

      @@wayneyam1262 Technoblade, The Art Of MCM

    • @xavien_818
      @xavien_818 4 года назад +4

      That, but out of context.

    • @spookidoxzsghost
      @spookidoxzsghost 4 года назад +2

      BRO YES-

  • @johnbastion747
    @johnbastion747 4 года назад +1295

    Swagger:"let's trash these noobs"
    Swagger again:"nevermind it's techno."

    • @candymcbobs3945
      @candymcbobs3945 4 года назад +12

      Bastion- Mega_klip that was fitz

    • @vinhluongrh
      @vinhluongrh 4 года назад +3

      Zyed Aemeer
      Nice profile picture.

    • @omairrazaakram
      @omairrazaakram 4 года назад +3

      @@vinhluongrh ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 (𝕝𝕠𝕝 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕞 𝕚 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖)
      🅨🅞🅤🅣🅤🅑🅔 🅢🅣🅐🅕🅕

    • @shawnb2973
      @shawnb2973 4 года назад

      "Their Trash Teir Noobs*"

  • @noodledragon6905
    @noodledragon6905 4 года назад +5421

    Pewdiepie: Technoblade? More like..
    *realizes he cant say technogay because he's with James Charles*
    Pewdiepie: I GOT NOTHING!!

    • @Username-vp4zn
      @Username-vp4zn 4 года назад +44

      .-.

    • @rafy.h.3108
      @rafy.h.3108 4 года назад +149

      @@Username-vp4zn dream at the time wasn't popular.

    • @droningandgoing9286
      @droningandgoing9286 4 года назад +49

      Rafael Yustinus Halim Still isn’t, only with his 9 year old fans he’s popular

    • @UnsaiidPluto
      @UnsaiidPluto 4 года назад +126

      Chocolate I’m 17 and I honestly prefer technoblade

    • @droningandgoing9286
      @droningandgoing9286 4 года назад +10

      Random games Random stuff Outlier

  • @2sin2
    @2sin2 Год назад +43

    lil did James know, he would be the one cancelled

    • @nightowl548
      @nightowl548 5 месяцев назад +1

      What did he do?

    • @Dazedgames4201
      @Dazedgames4201 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@nightowl548flirting with a teenager online.

    • @nightowl548
      @nightowl548 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Dazedgames4201 ...ah.

  • @zoeymargiela
    @zoeymargiela 5 лет назад +4837

    Techno's motivation
    1.) Pig Rank
    2.) Killing youtubers for views

    • @Isopropyl_Alcohol
      @Isopropyl_Alcohol 5 лет назад +167

      who cares about $5000 if you have pig+ Rank i mean come on its common sense

    • @TextualDeviant
      @TextualDeviant 5 лет назад +33

      ehhh maybe 10K dollars but I think at this point he pretty much just wants to impale predispose on a sharpness IV diamond sword for hypixel gold.

    • @TextualDeviant
      @TextualDeviant 5 лет назад +8

      Also possibly JamesCharles

    • @Amyg665
      @Amyg665 5 лет назад +4

      LOL

    • @gherf
      @gherf 5 лет назад +6

      college money

  • @sadfern0
    @sadfern0 5 лет назад +2856

    Technoblade: **exists**
    Every Minecraft Monday Player: *This is an avengers level threat*

  • @Darkest_Shadow
    @Darkest_Shadow Год назад +10

    Still remember this well. Doesn’t feel like nearly 4 years ago. So much has changed since then for better and for worse. Rest well man. You may be gone, but what you built will live on. Thanks for everything

  • @lokseptic7259
    @lokseptic7259 3 года назад +2852

    James: “i dont know why everyone is taking the cross teaming so seriously lol” maybe because the *prize money is TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS*

    • @warpedmine9682
      @warpedmine9682 3 года назад +96

      yes he thinks that the floor is on the celing

    • @minecrafting_il
      @minecrafting_il 3 года назад +165

      @@warpedmine9682 ah yes, the ceiling here is made out of floor

    • @warpedmine9682
      @warpedmine9682 3 года назад +85

      @@minecrafting_il THE SEQUAL TO
      ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
      COMING IN THEATERS NEAR YOU

    • @TheGoreTheorists
      @TheGoreTheorists 3 года назад +56

      @@warpedmine9682 I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS FILM

    • @dddazai
      @dddazai 3 года назад +33

      HERES SOME FREE POPCORN *Gives very good butter popcorn thats totally not stolen*

  • @Disanem
    @Disanem 4 года назад +991

    Techno: its water we will never get them
    iballisticsquid: *is a squid*

    • @Disanem
      @Disanem 4 года назад

      @GHØŠT MatteoBorra Pigs are heavy and squid cant carry so much weight.

    • @IanSzalai
      @IanSzalai 4 года назад +1

      that line aged really well

  • @semiphantom6835
    @semiphantom6835 3 года назад +3056

    Techno here: “Kill Ph1lza”
    Techno now: “NOOOOOO PHIL DON’T WORRY I’LL PROTECT YOU”

    • @leaholson2548
      @leaholson2548 3 года назад +58

      I noticed that lol I was like did he just... kill phil at 8:52

    • @user-kw1iv5rk7t
      @user-kw1iv5rk7t 3 года назад +7

      @@leaholson2548 yes

    • @Insigneon
      @Insigneon 3 года назад +6

      Dadza magic

    • @sigcest
      @sigcest 3 года назад +1

      lol true

    • @ryanbui2046
      @ryanbui2046 3 года назад +12

      Character development

  • @Plopodop
    @Plopodop Год назад +16

    It’s insane to me that it’s been 4 years since this video. I remember watching these live every week. I miss you

  • @topdion8499
    @topdion8499 4 года назад +659

    When techno sees a guy to stab:
    Doesnt want to win, NO
    He just wants his PANTS

  • @snakeboyplayz8664
    @snakeboyplayz8664 3 года назад +7393

    Jcharles: techno is cancelled
    That backfired horribly

  • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
    @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 4 года назад +6610

    Famous last words:
    “They’re trash tier noobs!”
    “Oh wait that’s technoblade-“

  • @Bostonsportsanalyst
    @Bostonsportsanalyst Год назад +52

    Techno and squid playing together is the best thing I've seen all day.

    • @masie1487
      @masie1487 Год назад +2

      for real my 2 hero’s

  • @kpnfonsexistsonearth3899
    @kpnfonsexistsonearth3899 5 лет назад +613

    "Get here noobs ur gonna die. Oh wait it's technoblade"
    That's the moment that he knew. He f*cked up

  • @Sleepyz_Crowz
    @Sleepyz_Crowz 3 года назад +4347

    i love how SwaggerSouls was like “they’re trash tier noobs” then Techoblade turns around then he’s like “oh no their not it’s Techoblade”

  • @xcaptain6203
    @xcaptain6203 5 лет назад +901

    DanTDM was slain by James Charles.
    Quakity punched James Charles.
    James Charles was slain by Technoblade.
    *balanced as everything should be*

    • @diungo5875
      @diungo5875 5 лет назад

      Solar xCaptain LOOLL

    • @Rubedo0725
      @Rubedo0725 5 лет назад

      WHICH UNCULTURED MAN/WOMAN MADE THIS COMMENT GET 667 LIKES AND DIDN'T KEEP IT 666?

    • @dunnowhattoputhere7532
      @dunnowhattoputhere7532 5 лет назад

      Don’t forget junkyjanker killed James Charles

    • @8_881
      @8_881 5 лет назад

      Junky killed James

    • @leafar8362
      @leafar8362 5 лет назад

      When you being wanted by everyone 100.000.000 Dolars
      I NEED THE PIG+RANK !!!

  • @malachigalera9074
    @malachigalera9074 2 года назад +23

    Its so nice to see his videos flood with comments missing him. It really does show how much he mattered to us. Rip Techno.

  • @matthewgarcia9007
    @matthewgarcia9007 4 года назад +21838

    Let’s be honest this was literally everyone vs techno

  • @crazymcchannel3141
    @crazymcchannel3141 5 лет назад +628

    antvenom: technoblade is kind of like thanos, in a way.
    technoblade: MC MONDAYS IS WHATEVER I WANT IT TO BE

  • @josh.outcast969
    @josh.outcast969 3 года назад +1421

    "so we need to kill him"
    "Couldn't agree more, ... How tho?"

  • @tlavstudios
    @tlavstudios Год назад +15

    11:18
    The clip of the commentary in which the online personality known as Technoblade states, “Actually, I’m gonna mind my business and let Gumball deal with that” was quite amusing in the sense that Technoblade is referring to the online personality known as JunkyJanker as the name of the anthropomorphic blue cat from the hit television series by the name of “The Amazing World of Gumball”. This is quite amusing because the online personality known as JunkyJanker once had the role of the voice of Gumball, which is the name of the anthropomorphic blue cat from the hit television series by the name of “The Amazing World of Gumball”.

    • @tlavstudios
      @tlavstudios Год назад

      Also, RIP Technoblade, you will be missed very much.

  • @yeboi1635
    @yeboi1635 4 года назад +783

    “The axis and the allies signed a treaty to hunt me down in the streeeeets what is this” what a statement

    • @donald626
      @donald626 4 года назад +19

      He just said that the exact time i was reading lmao

    • @yeboi1635
      @yeboi1635 4 года назад +8

      Donald Abdiu Nice

    • @minib4800
      @minib4800 4 года назад

      I had to like this comment cos it was on 699 and my OCD wouldnt allow me to simply skip this...

  • @melaniealcantar2081
    @melaniealcantar2081 5 лет назад +2023

    It's weirdly comforting to hear iBallisticSquids voice after like 6 years. I grew up watching him and stampy

    • @nova-rp5bu
      @nova-rp5bu 5 лет назад +34

      Melanie A omg same

    • @inky_bearr
      @inky_bearr 5 лет назад +17

      *yes*

    • @soxie4173
      @soxie4173 5 лет назад +79

      Melanie A it’s been a looong time since I heard the name stampy

    • @noahgormley4456
      @noahgormley4456 5 лет назад +21

      They were my childhood

    • @vitaminb5021
      @vitaminb5021 5 лет назад +99

      Mercedes Stephens *stampy? I haven’t heard that name in years... that’s the name we all remember but speak no more.*

  • @brixxit365
    @brixxit365 3 года назад +4485

    Techno is the only person to ever say “I see Jschlatt I NEED HIS SHIRRRRRRRTTTTTT

    • @ProudSlavic
      @ProudSlavic 3 года назад +17

      Yea lol

    • @zeroaura2881
      @zeroaura2881 3 года назад +44

      He Just Wants Schlatt Too Be No Shirt Man

    • @PaulBlart1234
      @PaulBlart1234 3 года назад +12

      I see Jschlatt I NEED HIS SHIRRRRRRRTTTTTT boom said it

    • @potato1888
      @potato1888 3 года назад +8

      @@joao-c1l do you want it too? 😳👀

    • @bonkos9892
      @bonkos9892 3 года назад +1

      XD