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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @mason7220
    @mason7220 4 года назад +11730

    "This is just bullying."
    "It is, but I need his shirt."

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 года назад +75

      Queen Latifah ah yes, then it’s justified

    • @arhia6106
      @arhia6106 4 года назад +98

      lmao imagine killing someone because he has a cool shirt

    • @bigyoshi2731
      @bigyoshi2731 4 года назад +79

      @@arhia6106 I dont need to imagine

    • @arhia6106
      @arhia6106 4 года назад +48

      @@bigyoshi2731 wait....

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 года назад +17

      kwuziツ hol up-

  • @james8616
    @james8616 4 года назад +2636

    “These guys have stuff, run” “wait no it’s Swagger, *kill him*”
    I’m dying XD

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 4 года назад +2

      Time stamp?

    • @shanaesirimana
      @shanaesirimana 4 года назад +13

      The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer 6:05

    • @shermansmells
      @shermansmells 4 года назад +8

      I love the confidence techno murdered swagger with lol made me laugh

    • @CopperVulpine
      @CopperVulpine 4 года назад +6

      "They're trash tier noobs!" "Oh wait no they aren't it's Technoblade"

    • @BDexvrt
      @BDexvrt 4 года назад

      nice

  • @juniperrodley9843
    @juniperrodley9843 4 года назад +6088

    This one gets me everytime:
    "They're trash tier nOOBS!"
    *Techno turns around*
    "Oh no they're not it's Technoblade!"

    • @borderlinecrazy6444
      @borderlinecrazy6444 4 года назад +17

      Hello, Juni. Fancy seeing you here.

    • @ghostyidk9383
      @ghostyidk9383 4 года назад +43

      Notice how James Charles says that if Techno is good because he likes dicks and balls lmaooo

    • @YeetBS
      @YeetBS 4 года назад +22

      Famous last words

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 4 года назад +5

      The technoblade teir

    • @JustAKomiFan
      @JustAKomiFan 4 года назад +11

      @@ghostyidk9383 that turned weird fast

  • @outlastdude
    @outlastdude 2 года назад +9143

    The pure fear technoblade invoked to cause fully armored people to straight up book it in the opposite direction, people who have played minecraft for years seeing that its technoblade running after them and freaking out was and still is awe inspiring. Forever miss him :(

    • @JrwiWatcher
      @JrwiWatcher 2 года назад +37

      @@capertillar4634 piss?!?
      WGJAT

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 2 года назад +150

      The man has played and survived hypixel's notoriously toxic Mega Walls for years before he ever met Dream, little wonder why he's so good

    • @ethangames5189
      @ethangames5189 2 года назад +9

      RIP legend

    • @epicsans6601
      @epicsans6601 2 года назад +17

      Very few people will fight technoblade the god the legend

    • @KKCH_UMA
      @KKCH_UMA 2 года назад +1

      @@JrwiWatcher he’s piss?

  • @robertdyer8614
    @robertdyer8614 4 года назад +10061

    Police Officer: Why did you kill that man?
    Technoblade: He had pants, I needed pants.

  • @Shenaniganizer620
    @Shenaniganizer620 4 года назад +3826

    James Charles: “plays Minecraft Monday”
    Technoblade: *I am 5 parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @placeholdername-1
    @placeholdername-1 4 года назад +3321

    “Just wait a second, let me kill skydoesminecraft.”
    -Technoblade

  • @corvusgaming2379
    @corvusgaming2379 2 года назад +4159

    Anyone who escapes Technoblades bloodlust is cleaned by BallisticSquid and I love it.

    • @ayo2851
      @ayo2851 Год назад +236

      Technoblade the blood god and ballistic the cleaner

    • @bang1338
      @bang1338 Год назад +29

      gd reference

    • @xgqbriel
      @xgqbriel Год назад +27

      ​@@bang1338 IS THAT A GD REFERENCE????

    • @bang1338
      @bang1338 Год назад +15

      @@xgqbriel
      Bloodlust
      Ballistic

    • @nickwang5237
      @nickwang5237 Год назад +18

      That’s why BallisticSquid had no kills.

  • @toasingtoast2034
    @toasingtoast2034 5 лет назад +10971

    This is the equivalent of a bunch toddlers playing tag and then some highschooler decides to join and doesnt hold back

    • @markam7831
      @markam7831 5 лет назад +431

      Toasing Toast Couldnt have said it better

    • @freddiebradley4630
      @freddiebradley4630 5 лет назад +535

      There would also be 3 middle schoolers

    • @dekimaros
      @dekimaros 5 лет назад +81

      Sadly he died a couple o' times

    • @denleb1846
      @denleb1846 5 лет назад +74

      @@dekimaros that's why they placed their beds

    • @expertfrenchtoast3480
      @expertfrenchtoast3480 5 лет назад +18

      Frick yes thank you for capturing it

  • @brazilianrailfanning9267
    @brazilianrailfanning9267 4 года назад +6383

    Hypixel in every game: Crossteaming isn’t allowed
    RUclipsrs: crossteam

    • @cupofsoda6521
      @cupofsoda6521 4 года назад +416

      RUclipsrs: i understand that Hypixel has made a decision, but seeing as it is a dumbass decision, i decided to ignore it

    • @jitteryj7565
      @jitteryj7565 4 года назад +111

      *I have elected to ignore it

    • @Xenovation3334
      @Xenovation3334 4 года назад +45

      *stupid ass decision

    • @-.respect.-
      @-.respect.- 4 года назад +1

      @@killerfish61 o k

    • @activ1
      @activ1 4 года назад +14

      *IM GETTING 5 V 1’D*

  • @ozziewilliams7469
    @ozziewilliams7469 4 года назад +15756

    Techno: *has leather armor*
    *sees two full diamond guys*
    Techno: sounds like free kills to me

  • @raidenei651
    @raidenei651 2 года назад +1865

    I’m just imagining the pure fear that other players have when Techno says "Get him" and they realize that he was referring to them

    • @zakwanzakwan4935
      @zakwanzakwan4935 2 года назад +62

      Technoblade is a menace in proximity chat

    • @muchotexto4248
      @muchotexto4248 Год назад +22

      All goes well until the blade says "Get him" and you are him

  • @BANANA-so2dx
    @BANANA-so2dx 5 лет назад +10787

    Technoblade: “how did this random get in here”
    Person: “that’s pewdiepie”
    Technoblade: “ *DID I STUTTER???* “

  • @alishermo
    @alishermo 5 лет назад +4294

    Vampires - garlic
    Werewolves - silver
    Technoblade - *TNT*

  • @maxipet050
    @maxipet050 5 лет назад +17429

    I love the fear in these gamers' voices when they realise the impending doom of technoblade is coming at them at full speed.

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 5 лет назад +588

      PIG IS ENGAGING, PIG HAS REACHED MACH SPEED.

    • @maybewellok
      @maybewellok 5 лет назад +147

      i love the "full speed" lmao

    • @maxipet050
      @maxipet050 5 лет назад +75

      @@theposhdinosaur7276 I can hear him yelling "Die die! No fun in videogames!"

    • @jjging4308
      @jjging4308 5 лет назад +47

      The Posh Dinosaur FLINT LOCKWOOD

    • @diungo5875
      @diungo5875 5 лет назад +21

      maxipet050
      I am in love with this comment it’s hilarious

  • @thomasdebroer5558
    @thomasdebroer5558 2 года назад +8635

    Technoblade his personal score was 714 and the runner-up team had 734. Techno is insane

  • @attempt58
    @attempt58 3 года назад +6393

    "Everybody who comes in contact with techno just gets deleted"
    Well said, AntVentom.

    • @juanlloveras5780
      @juanlloveras5780 3 года назад +81

      "AntVENTom"
      *S U S*

    • @mysticdragondmr9189
      @mysticdragondmr9189 3 года назад +24

      @@juanlloveras5780 oh my gosh he's S U S

    • @attempt58
      @attempt58 3 года назад +13

      @@juanlloveras5780 omg i haven't even realised

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 3 года назад +10

      Unless its Dream, then theres a 3/5 chance that Dream gets deleted.

    • @snicker2556
      @snicker2556 3 года назад +4

      @@juanlloveras5780 that’s sus 😳

  • @catkingwumpus1370
    @catkingwumpus1370 4 года назад +5832

    "Yeah Techno killed me for money."
    "Lucky, he killed me for a shirt."

    • @oreost4st3good10
      @oreost4st3good10 4 года назад +213

      “Lucky he killed me for some words in front of my name in a 3D block game”

    • @cloudygreyskies
      @cloudygreyskies 4 года назад +55

      Lucky, he killed me for 10 points

    • @random_Aikera
      @random_Aikera 4 года назад +16

      Lucky he killed me cause I was popular and have views

    • @darrenchen964
      @darrenchen964 4 года назад +24

      He didn’t even kill me :(

    • @defaultdance4727
      @defaultdance4727 4 года назад +13

      "Lucky, he killed me for a youtooz."

  • @irok1
    @irok1 4 года назад +6530

    6:00 is always a favorite of mine.
    "Technoblade, more like..."
    In his mind, Pewdiepie is ready to say Technogay, but then he remembers who his teammate is

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 года назад +203

      🤭😂

    • @omgdann7805
      @omgdann7805 4 года назад +204

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 года назад +580

      Lovely G he might’ve been about to use “Technogay” as a dis then remembered his teammate was literally *James Charles*
      Hope that helps?

    • @tommysasser6073
      @tommysasser6073 4 года назад +403

      Also the fact that James just said that Techno was homophobic for killing him makes it even more ironic

    • @waterlily7903
      @waterlily7903 4 года назад +18

      @@tommysasser6073 yeah lmao

  • @funnydogmeme
    @funnydogmeme 2 года назад +399

    whenever someone says "IT'S HIM!" their teammate knows who they are talking about

  • @brickwallgoalie4762
    @brickwallgoalie4762 4 года назад +4697

    techno 2019: im getting 5v1
    techno 2021: 1v30 it is, who wants to go first

    • @markvc243
      @markvc243 4 года назад +231

      and he wins 1 v 30 and his oponents are full netherite

    • @wittymickey11
      @wittymickey11 4 года назад +26

      LOL THISSSS

    • @starlitshark
      @starlitshark 4 года назад +11

      @@markvc243 TRUE TRUE

    • @umerkhawaja3051
      @umerkhawaja3051 3 года назад +18

      Do they want him to use susanoo or not?

    • @mysteryman5523
      @mysteryman5523 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, but he had potions and many golden apples, plus new pvp system with quick regen.

  • @Bimgus_The_Great
    @Bimgus_The_Great 3 года назад +3214

    Squid: “There’s people behind us”
    Techno: “OH those guys have stuff. Oh wait it’s swaggersouls get em”

    • @mrboona5588
      @mrboona5588 3 года назад +77

      Lmao techno disrespecting everybody

    • @jasonsuryadi8919
      @jasonsuryadi8919 3 года назад +68

      These trash tier noobs, oh wait its technoblade

    • @meowichiro4062
      @meowichiro4062 3 года назад +7

      @@jasonsuryadi8919 LMFAO

    • @nosh8172
      @nosh8172 3 года назад +8

      You're just a legend for beeing an attack helicopter

    • @baconhairpro1860
      @baconhairpro1860 3 года назад +3

      How do people get so many likes from just restating something said in the vid

  • @ironhelmet1750
    @ironhelmet1750 4 года назад +3209

    Can we appreciate how techno and phil's friendship evolved from "im gonna go get this dude" at 8:48 to "PHIL LOOOOKOUTTTTTT *brutally stabs zombie child who's just vibin* "

    • @Cedar128
      @Cedar128 4 года назад +124

      watching clips like those make me feel so happy and like, kinda nostalgic in a way even though i didn’t even watch them during this time period, i just love seeing people develop friendships overtime

    • @icee_lemon5854
      @icee_lemon5854 4 года назад +109

      I was watching the full VOD for like the first few MCMs and Techno’s literal comment about Phil was “Isn’t he that hardcore guy” and it was surreal to me to hear that after knowing that future Techno will say “For you, Phil, the world.”

    • @2b32b32
      @2b32b32 4 года назад +37

      He said his username like phil-Z-A

    • @ЕкатеринаКатюша-х4к
      @ЕкатеринаКатюша-х4к 3 года назад +4

      @@icee_lemon5854 he wat
      When did he say that??? 😭😭😭

    • @chaewonchon7008
      @chaewonchon7008 3 года назад +6

      @@ЕкатеринаКатюша-х4к i think he said it around 23:05

  • @strawberryduchess656
    @strawberryduchess656 10 месяцев назад +300

    I am having a blast watching the Phil and techno interactions from before they met. Techno calling him “Phil Z A” made me laugh out loud

  • @yne1033
    @yne1033 4 года назад +9330

    Techno: I want ur armor
    Everyone: _no_
    Techno: *that wasn't a question.*

    • @shivery_timbers1430
      @shivery_timbers1430 4 года назад +141

      Mandatory Volunteering to give armour

    • @oh3543
      @oh3543 4 года назад +5

      Bot

    • @mediocre9537
      @mediocre9537 4 года назад +36

      @@tigo9328 u are asking for subs instead of working for them and now u have 1.8k subs for begging? and u only joined 6 months ago. pathetic

    • @gabrielmegawolf
      @gabrielmegawolf 4 года назад +3

      @@tigo9328 .__.

    • @WeebSsamm
      @WeebSsamm 4 года назад +11

      @@tigo9328 lmao what ur doing is literally against RUclips TOS

  • @deklinedsam
    @deklinedsam 5 лет назад +5717

    “They have good stuff noooo.”
    “Nevermind it’s swaggersouls.”
    I’m dying

    • @Roastaunt
      @Roastaunt 5 лет назад +440

      “It’s a trash tier group”
      “Nevermind it’s technoblade”-fitz

    • @anjalimandal3326
      @anjalimandal3326 5 лет назад +37

      I love swaggersouls❤❤

    • @rennaylor687
      @rennaylor687 5 лет назад +104

      he kills him with a WOODEN sword too.

    • @dadbardmrrichardson1454
      @dadbardmrrichardson1454 5 лет назад +11

      destruction 100

    • @zapawak4808
      @zapawak4808 5 лет назад +1

      AAAA your pfp is a younger picture of me

  • @petereberhard5374
    @petereberhard5374 5 лет назад +2240

    guy: has diamond sword
    technoblade: hippity hoppity thats now my property

    • @boy9019
      @boy9019 5 лет назад +11

      That's not how it goes

    • @boy9019
      @boy9019 5 лет назад +5

      @@mwavey1613 he just changed it lol

    • @mwavey1613
      @mwavey1613 5 лет назад +4

      @@boy9019 oh lol well imma delete my comment now

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 5 лет назад +6

      @@mwavey1613 hippity hoppity that comment is no longer Ur property

    • @mwavey1613
      @mwavey1613 5 лет назад

      @@jackofalltrades8412 lol

  • @b37aplays84
    @b37aplays84 2 года назад +1169

    ant making the joke after the first game was 100% a sign of respect, said techno now was like him way back in the day. unbeatable.

  • @TheMetamorphoses2003
    @TheMetamorphoses2003 5 лет назад +1624

    “So in a way, he's kinda like Thanos.”
    -AntVenom 2019

  • @bennett8509
    @bennett8509 5 лет назад +13946

    you could tell pewdiepie was gonna say, "technoblade? more like technogay" then realized james charles was just listening

  • @Maks-tc5sc
    @Maks-tc5sc 5 лет назад +655

    "I stab people in minecraft for coins"
    "Is this bullying ?"
    "It is but i need his shirt"

  • @wholesalechungus
    @wholesalechungus 2 года назад +1131

    These nerds really took him for granted.

  • @tibbytobby
    @tibbytobby 4 года назад +2985

    “Im gonna go after this dude”
    *Techno proceeds to kill his future father figure*

    • @CCoffnist
      @CCoffnist 4 года назад +239

      Watch video like MMC weird cuz there's be people he hasn't met yet, but you know that they become friends
      It's like rewatch s1 of a show

    • @JoaxAnimaciones
      @JoaxAnimaciones 4 года назад +13

      Timestap?

    • @Seabunni_vi
      @Seabunni_vi 4 года назад +106

      @@JoaxAnimaciones 14:04 is when he attacks Phil, 15:09 is a battle 17:23 Phil kills Techno 19:26 another fight 19:48 he kills him :c 23:36 he chases and kills Phil again rip

    • @julcsi81
      @julcsi81 4 года назад +39

      @@Seabunni_vi LMAO i love how u put :c and rip when Philza was killed LMFAO

    • @Seabunni_vi
      @Seabunni_vi 4 года назад +9

      @@julcsi81 hehe thanks :3

  • @bcfb21
    @bcfb21 3 года назад +6740

    Normal people: “never meet your heroes”
    Technoblade: “if you don’t meet them how do you kill them?”

  • @kale759
    @kale759 4 года назад +9497

    I just saw it in chat and can’t ignore it
    jcharles: “lava is homophobic”

  • @edoardotarantini4273
    @edoardotarantini4273 2 года назад +166

    17:13 love how he found the time to casually slaughter that poor soul while he was running and screaming at the top of his lungs

  • @oh3543
    @oh3543 4 года назад +5963

    "Its a trash tier noob!"
    *technoblade turns around*
    "Nvm its technoblade"

    • @Hi-yl7fd
      @Hi-yl7fd 4 года назад +21

      Nice

    • @SlavicRat
      @SlavicRat 4 года назад +41

      LMAO

    • @angee1822
      @angee1822 4 года назад +126

      If I saw technoblade I would turn on hacks just to use speed and run

    • @shahidtahsildar6962
      @shahidtahsildar6962 4 года назад +92

      @@angee1822 he would probably still catch up

    • @datcr4zyazn851
      @datcr4zyazn851 4 года назад +11

      @@angee1822 bruh use killaura lmao

  • @gammie1328
    @gammie1328 5 лет назад +8094

    reasons techno kills people:
    ❌wanting to win
    ✔wanting their pants

  • @adamanwar8115
    @adamanwar8115 5 лет назад +1955

    James Charles: we need to stop technoblade.
    Pewdiepie: how?

    • @joshuamaxam5086
      @joshuamaxam5086 5 лет назад +124

      The Avengers: We need to stop Thanos.
      Also the Avengers: how?
      Techno = Thanos

    • @DatDarkDragon
      @DatDarkDragon 5 лет назад +15

      @@joshuamaxam5086 but someone will go for the head
      Someone will be I- I- Iron Man... 😭
      Give me some time to cry

    • @vovical
      @vovical 5 лет назад +7

      @@joshuamaxam5086 Technos

    • @helpimlosingbraincells4757
      @helpimlosingbraincells4757 5 лет назад +12

      in this universe, technoblade is both iron man and thanos

    • @RoostBR
      @RoostBR 5 лет назад +6

      Vovical *Tachnos*

  • @eveofwonder
    @eveofwonder 2 года назад +342

    I love how woofless just dips at 7:01 despite having better gear and armor than Techno. He definitely went into f5 and freaked when he saw that pig skin.

  • @zedries
    @zedries 4 года назад +795

    What I learned from Technoblade:
    If you wake up in a random new area, kill the first person you see and take their pants.

    • @wayneyam1262
      @wayneyam1262 4 года назад +56

      "If you wake up in a random new area, kill the first person you see and take their pants." - Sun tzu, The Art of War

    • @dejiadeyale9444
      @dejiadeyale9444 4 года назад +12

      @@wayneyam1262 Technoblade, The Art Of MCM

    • @xavien_818
      @xavien_818 4 года назад +4

      That, but out of context.

    • @spookidoxzsghost
      @spookidoxzsghost 4 года назад +2

      BRO YES-

  • @abigailsosa2182
    @abigailsosa2182 4 года назад +2600

    I’m sorry but, when pewds said “techno more like *just no* “made me laugh lol

    • @user-wz1jh3rh7z
      @user-wz1jh3rh7z 4 года назад +74

      "More like absolutely not"

    • @germanaussie6138
      @germanaussie6138 4 года назад +13

      Abigail Sosa 5:58 was better but i’m just a technofan.

    • @abigailsosa2182
      @abigailsosa2182 4 года назад +98

      Motsognir fr he had to rethink it because his teammates IS James Charles 😂💀

    • @ellysa3732
      @ellysa3732 4 года назад +63

      We all know he was going to say technogay until he realized who he is playing with

    • @user-xx9jr1yb7b
      @user-xx9jr1yb7b 4 года назад +2

      That was funny as shit

  • @enderboss1438
    @enderboss1438 Год назад +611

    I find it funny that Techno’s bloodlust carried over to Squid and they both were just constantly looking for kills.

    • @Blackcat666c
      @Blackcat666c 7 месяцев назад +17

      That's an effect of the blood god's voices, recently happened to JackManifoldTV, or Thunder0418

    • @unrenownedc
      @unrenownedc 5 месяцев назад +3

      gd reference!!??

    • @Lolyeet
      @Lolyeet 2 месяца назад

      Yep. Being on technoblade's side will start making you share his thirst for blood.

  • @phanterratic
    @phanterratic 5 лет назад +1107

    "His motivation is Pig Rank?"
    Priorities are straight my man.

  • @topdion8499
    @topdion8499 4 года назад +661

    When techno sees a guy to stab:
    Doesnt want to win, NO
    He just wants his PANTS

  • @burcopresents
    @burcopresents 4 года назад +5385

    Everyone: BAN TECHNOBLADE!
    Also everyone: **cross-teams just to kill Technoblade**

    • @Meme-pg5tw
      @Meme-pg5tw 4 года назад +263

      And fails

    • @april327
      @april327 4 года назад +139

      Everyone is secretly hoping his WiFi goes out

    • @moonlightskyler7620
      @moonlightskyler7620 4 года назад +208

      The mcm community is actually that toxic, instead of getting good they just complain.
      It sad :/

    • @joshua51023
      @joshua51023 4 года назад +14

      ban everyone!

    • @kxira968
      @kxira968 4 года назад +22

      Moonlight skyler I know. It's a big oof

  • @LoxeBi
    @LoxeBi Год назад +73

    Alternate title: Techno so badly skews the scoreboard of an event the organizers refuse him his prize.

  • @HypedRogue
    @HypedRogue 4 года назад +511

    “I wanna kill _____ give me a second”
    “He has armor I want it”

  • @johnbastion747
    @johnbastion747 4 года назад +1296

    Swagger:"let's trash these noobs"
    Swagger again:"nevermind it's techno."

    • @candymcbobs3945
      @candymcbobs3945 4 года назад +12

      Bastion- Mega_klip that was fitz

    • @vinhluongrh
      @vinhluongrh 4 года назад +3

      Zyed Aemeer
      Nice profile picture.

    • @omairrazaakram
      @omairrazaakram 4 года назад +3

      @@vinhluongrh ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 (𝕝𝕠𝕝 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒𝕞 𝕚 𝕕𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖)
      🅨🅞🅤🅣🅤🅑🅔 🅢🅣🅐🅕🅕

    • @shawnb2973
      @shawnb2973 4 года назад

      "Their Trash Teir Noobs*"

  • @dani_is_no.1
    @dani_is_no.1 11 месяцев назад +72

    scrolling through the comments on old posts and seeing thousands from new viewers who miss him just as much as us from the beginning is so heartwarming

  • @pajorion
    @pajorion 5 лет назад +1318

    James charles: We need to get him, get him good
    Pewdiepie: *flying around below the ground in the middle of nowhere* mhmm

    • @ZU85
      @ZU85 5 лет назад +3

      no 3 weeks of no replies for you

    • @qwerty-cl9kk
      @qwerty-cl9kk 5 лет назад +1

      @Char they cna't use pvp pack in mcmonday? Cause antvenom was using it

    • @shanislost1
      @shanislost1 5 лет назад

      Nixon He knows it is not worth it lol

  • @zoehardin6798
    @zoehardin6798 3 года назад +8113

    Techno literally uses other people as the chests instead of actual chests

    • @eggonbread7054
      @eggonbread7054 3 года назад +70

      Techno thinks in the 5th dimension

    • @notme3988
      @notme3988 3 года назад +18

      I am pretty sure everybody who plays minecraft survival games does that

    • @solosisfan9599
      @solosisfan9599 3 года назад +33

      yeah they're portable

    • @otonashiizumi9026
      @otonashiizumi9026 3 года назад +10

      I like your pfp! Which character is it?

    • @WutDaBruh
      @WutDaBruh 3 года назад +2

      True

  • @calebunga7271
    @calebunga7271 5 лет назад +22337

    Guarantee pewdiepie was gonna say technoblade more like technogay until he realised who he was playing with.

    • @J_charlesssz
      @J_charlesssz 5 лет назад +770

      Calebunga facts

    • @joshuamaxam5086
      @joshuamaxam5086 5 лет назад +395

      LOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @nathanzhao1219
      @nathanzhao1219 5 лет назад +290

      Absolutely destroyed

    • @garybusey3715
      @garybusey3715 5 лет назад +53

      Wow. You must be homophobia

    • @CattYes
      @CattYes 5 лет назад +412

      @@garybusey3715 wow. you must not know what a joke is

  • @thequietkid3596
    @thequietkid3596 Год назад +34

    21:20
    "I FORGOT TO PUT SPEED IN THERE, I'M ILLETERATE, I CAN'T READ. ok lets go in"

  • @aslaanthelionspamsmemes9617
    @aslaanthelionspamsmemes9617 5 лет назад +3419

    Fitz: “They’re trash noobs”
    Also Fitz: _”oh wait it’s technoblade”_

    • @casuallyuncalm9488
      @casuallyuncalm9488 4 года назад +96

      "Oh wait it's Technoblade." I want that on my grave

    • @ilsei5331
      @ilsei5331 4 года назад +15

      bruh that's fitz

    • @uh7467
      @uh7467 4 года назад +16

      It was at that moment he knew, he f**led up.

    • @cringhe9668
      @cringhe9668 4 года назад +4

      Nice, 666 likes

    • @kreiker8902
      @kreiker8902 4 года назад +6

      That is, in fact, Fitz.

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 5 лет назад +5984

    You can see how powerful this man is just by the sheer fact he makes big youtubers act like kids on a worldwide championship.

  • @mire18
    @mire18 5 лет назад +2156

    Technoblade:
    Hypixel: you win pig rank is yours
    Tecnoblade: you activated the kill switch

  • @purpleable
    @purpleable 10 месяцев назад +33

    *junkyjanker falls in the trap and starts raging*
    The 4 pearls in his hotbar:

  • @flipcats
    @flipcats 5 лет назад +468

    You know your team's fate when Technoblade shouting "GET EM"

  • @bone_bellows1507
    @bone_bellows1507 3 года назад +6390

    The amount of times Philza came close to killing him amazes me

    • @fashioncakes
      @fashioncakes 3 года назад +35

      when was it?

    • @watchableraven3517
      @watchableraven3517 3 года назад +711

      The creator of Minecraft vs the blood god. Seems like a fair fight.

    • @shamilreza1158
      @shamilreza1158 3 года назад +17

      When??

    • @calvin9805
      @calvin9805 3 года назад +159

      Just like in most anime where the main villain and the hero teamup to defeat a common foe. In this case cancer

    • @polinalavrova9669
      @polinalavrova9669 3 года назад +54

      He is Philza Minecraft after all

  • @efrovued
    @efrovued 4 года назад +7061

    there’s something wildly nostalgic about recognizing iballisticsquid’s voice in this video

  • @ritiksaini147
    @ritiksaini147 Год назад +40

    " blood for the blood god " this will be always in our heart

  • @luthva
    @luthva 4 года назад +1150

    RUclipsr: minding his own business
    Technoblade: G E T’ E M!
    RUclipsr: *chuckles* I’m in danger

    • @lasercake8235
      @lasercake8235 4 года назад +2

      ah, copying now are you, i did not think you could stoop this low...

    • @a.g.4311
      @a.g.4311 4 года назад +3

      Imagine u could hear the voices in-game and just hearing GET EM in the distance.

    • @mrcardi_b
      @mrcardi_b 4 года назад +3

      A. G. I have the same thought every time I see these vids

  • @waccyy
    @waccyy 5 лет назад +470

    week 1
    gumball: I KILLED TECHNO
    week 2
    gumball: ban techno

  • @randommadman7348
    @randommadman7348 4 года назад +1233

    Techno: (sees a guy in full enchanted diamond.)
    Also Techno: *I'll pry that out of your cold dead hands*

    • @kingbee3973
      @kingbee3973 4 года назад +7

      See that’s what’s interesting though is that he wouldn’t do that
      He knows how to pick and choose fights he can win vs ones he can’t
      I think that makes him even scarier

    • @gypsymellefont3236
      @gypsymellefont3236 4 года назад +4

      @@kingbee3973 yeah that logics out the window when he wins a 1v1 against fully stacked diamond lmao

    • @kingbee3973
      @kingbee3973 4 года назад +6

      @@gypsymellefont3236 ehh fair enough but hey can’t win em all
      Except him apparently

    • @paicemaster6855
      @paicemaster6855 4 года назад

      He happens to lose on an occasion. I think? Never seen it w my own eyes ;p

    • @Jawsomest
      @Jawsomest 4 года назад +1

      @@kingbee3973 He Picks And Chooses Fights, Only Orphans Are His Target

  • @2sin2
    @2sin2 Год назад +46

    lil did James know, he would be the one cancelled

    • @nightowl548
      @nightowl548 6 месяцев назад +1

      What did he do?

    • @Dazedgames4201
      @Dazedgames4201 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@nightowl548flirting with a teenager online.

    • @nightowl548
      @nightowl548 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Dazedgames4201 ...ah.

  • @josh.outcast969
    @josh.outcast969 4 года назад +1421

    "so we need to kill him"
    "Couldn't agree more, ... How tho?"

  • @dragongaming2796
    @dragongaming2796 4 года назад +6356

    James and Pewds team score: 37
    Them- “yeah we gotta take technoblade down”
    Techno’s personal score: 206

    • @avaniagrawal2085
      @avaniagrawal2085 4 года назад +58

      techno's personal was 75 but true

    • @onomatopoeiaii9729
      @onomatopoeiaii9729 4 года назад +267

      @@avaniagrawal2085
      It was 75 points for the current game, while it was 206 overall.

    • @iwillgetayorkie3262
      @iwillgetayorkie3262 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @onjewel2051
      @onjewel2051 4 года назад +27

      Well they say the best in RUclips is not best in games right?!?!!?!!

    • @natanshrajgor298
      @natanshrajgor298 4 года назад +2

      For the Clout

  • @nightmare4254
    @nightmare4254 4 года назад +882

    2:37 "That's so fancy"
    That accent hit me with a truck of nostalgia, it reminds me of Squid playing with Stampy.

    • @sneekee8302
      @sneekee8302 4 года назад +12

      Same😭

    • @skelt1082
      @skelt1082 4 года назад +15

      Same I loved Stampy in 2015

    • @enderoftoday
      @enderoftoday 4 года назад +4

      yeah, it also reminds me of july 2019

    • @melaniehernandez873
      @melaniehernandez873 4 года назад +5

      The same exact feeling✨

    • @LuminousOriens
      @LuminousOriens 4 года назад +9

      Was he the xbox player who played in some wool world with a bunch of building?

  • @Cabeludo2000
    @Cabeludo2000 Год назад +45

    You've truly won when people see you in game and scream: "Oh no, It's Techno" Legend, Technoblade never dies.

  • @foto9254
    @foto9254 4 года назад +415

    swagger: their trash tier noobs
    techno: *tough talk for someone within stabbing distance*

    • @shermansmells
      @shermansmells 4 года назад +1

      Fitz said that not swagger

    • @agentdave
      @agentdave 4 года назад +3

      to be fair he regretted saying that almost immediately

  • @johnwheeler3728
    @johnwheeler3728 5 лет назад +2554

    Everyone: he can’t win twice in a row.
    Techno: hold my steering wheel.

    • @gugxzraul8970
      @gugxzraul8970 5 лет назад +43

      I think you wanted to say hold my pig rank

    • @phoenixisatree5527
      @phoenixisatree5527 5 лет назад +11

      Techno, next time they do survival games, you use the steering wheel

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 5 лет назад +3

      @@phoenixisatree5527 yes

    • @11annguyen
      @11annguyen 5 лет назад +2

      THE MEMESS

    • @cularre9544
      @cularre9544 5 лет назад +1

      @@phoenixisatree5527 theyre probably gonna play minigames

  • @zoeymargiela
    @zoeymargiela 5 лет назад +4836

    Techno's motivation
    1.) Pig Rank
    2.) Killing youtubers for views

    • @Isopropyl_Alcohol
      @Isopropyl_Alcohol 5 лет назад +167

      who cares about $5000 if you have pig+ Rank i mean come on its common sense

    • @TextualDeviant
      @TextualDeviant 5 лет назад +33

      ehhh maybe 10K dollars but I think at this point he pretty much just wants to impale predispose on a sharpness IV diamond sword for hypixel gold.

    • @TextualDeviant
      @TextualDeviant 5 лет назад +8

      Also possibly JamesCharles

    • @Amyg665
      @Amyg665 5 лет назад +4

      LOL

    • @gherf
      @gherf 5 лет назад +6

      college money

  • @user-qv8gh9ph6k
    @user-qv8gh9ph6k Год назад +33

    22:40
    He says" Blood For The Blood God" and instantly gets 4 kills 😂

    • @MaynorMayHam
      @MaynorMayHam 6 месяцев назад

      Im so very late but GOD did he type fast

  • @kpnfonsexistsonearth3899
    @kpnfonsexistsonearth3899 5 лет назад +616

    "Get here noobs ur gonna die. Oh wait it's technoblade"
    That's the moment that he knew. He f*cked up

  • @sadfern0
    @sadfern0 5 лет назад +2862

    Technoblade: **exists**
    Every Minecraft Monday Player: *This is an avengers level threat*

  • @2weaky_702
    @2weaky_702 4 года назад +3910

    Alternate title : people being salty cause a pig is better than them

    • @lynne_Fei
      @lynne_Fei 4 года назад +68

      I found technoblade's orphan slave

    • @neuratlas
      @neuratlas 4 года назад +6

      @Anime Justin Y. no u are

    • @roeital5504
      @roeital5504 4 года назад +11

      Kids being mad cuz someone is good in what he did his entire gaming life

    • @Syco_G2
      @Syco_G2 4 года назад +11

      Blood for the blood god

    • @unicornofgod9005
      @unicornofgod9005 4 года назад +2

      Mom obviously is not liked by James charles

  • @Elena-vh5rv
    @Elena-vh5rv 2 года назад +47

    23:00 from phil-zee-ey to old man lol

  • @Ki-jd7le
    @Ki-jd7le 3 года назад +8819

    Techno treats the MC like it’s a shopping trip to the mall. Just “Oh! Look that guy has pants, I need those.” XD

  • @gdzler7542
    @gdzler7542 4 года назад +2934

    This isn’t stabbing pewdiepie and James Charles , it’s mercilessly slaughtering then

    • @Migixkem
      @Migixkem 3 года назад +50

      You mean slaughtering the whole tournament?

    • @gdzler7542
      @gdzler7542 3 года назад +22

      @@Migixkem yes , the whole tournament

    • @doul107
      @doul107 3 года назад +4

      No it is genoside

    • @cayden.m3720
      @cayden.m3720 3 года назад +5

      @@doul107 genocide*

    • @realquixed
      @realquixed 3 года назад +1

      @@cayden.m3720 genoside

  • @Disanem
    @Disanem 4 года назад +990

    Techno: its water we will never get them
    iballisticsquid: *is a squid*

    • @Disanem
      @Disanem 4 года назад

      @GHØŠT MatteoBorra Pigs are heavy and squid cant carry so much weight.

    • @IanSzalai
      @IanSzalai 4 года назад +1

      that line aged really well

  • @Rasklo93
    @Rasklo93 12 дней назад +9

    Getting Rechomended this now is strange, but welcoming.

  • @snakeboyplayz8664
    @snakeboyplayz8664 3 года назад +7389

    Jcharles: techno is cancelled
    That backfired horribly

  • @matthewgarcia9007
    @matthewgarcia9007 4 года назад +21850

    Let’s be honest this was literally everyone vs techno

  • @xcaptain6203
    @xcaptain6203 5 лет назад +902

    DanTDM was slain by James Charles.
    Quakity punched James Charles.
    James Charles was slain by Technoblade.
    *balanced as everything should be*

    • @diungo5875
      @diungo5875 5 лет назад

      Solar xCaptain LOOLL

    • @Rubedo0725
      @Rubedo0725 5 лет назад

      WHICH UNCULTURED MAN/WOMAN MADE THIS COMMENT GET 667 LIKES AND DIDN'T KEEP IT 666?

    • @dunnowhattoputhere7532
      @dunnowhattoputhere7532 5 лет назад

      Don’t forget junkyjanker killed James Charles

    • @8_881
      @8_881 5 лет назад

      Junky killed James

    • @leafar8362
      @leafar8362 5 лет назад

      When you being wanted by everyone 100.000.000 Dolars
      I NEED THE PIG+RANK !!!

  • @Oglaserblade
    @Oglaserblade 2 года назад +15

    Antvenom : techno is thanos
    Technoblade : yes

  • @jonahexe6420
    @jonahexe6420 4 года назад +1285

    6:09 They’re trash tier noobs, oh wait it’s Technoblade
    *Top 10 things said seconds before death*

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 4 года назад +37

      Either Swagger was very high or he didn't realize that a pig is the same as death in minecraft monday

    • @richhobo1216
      @richhobo1216 4 года назад +60

      It's even funnier because techno had the complete opposite reaction.
      "They actually have stuff, oh wait its swagger kill him"

    • @thegreenpenquin5647
      @thegreenpenquin5647 4 года назад +7

      Even better that it was said at 609

    • @SuperIntenseGamer
      @SuperIntenseGamer 4 года назад +3

      @@thegreenpenquin5647 lol

    • @jyg9384
      @jyg9384 4 года назад +4

      How many coincidences are in this one comment :\

  • @semiphantom6835
    @semiphantom6835 3 года назад +3056

    Techno here: “Kill Ph1lza”
    Techno now: “NOOOOOO PHIL DON’T WORRY I’LL PROTECT YOU”

    • @leaholson2548
      @leaholson2548 3 года назад +58

      I noticed that lol I was like did he just... kill phil at 8:52

    • @user-kw1iv5rk7t
      @user-kw1iv5rk7t 3 года назад +7

      @@leaholson2548 yes

    • @Insigneon
      @Insigneon 3 года назад +6

      Dadza magic

    • @Shigacest
      @Shigacest 3 года назад +1

      lol true

    • @ryanbui2046
      @ryanbui2046 3 года назад +12

      Character development

  • @noodledragon6905
    @noodledragon6905 4 года назад +5424

    Pewdiepie: Technoblade? More like..
    *realizes he cant say technogay because he's with James Charles*
    Pewdiepie: I GOT NOTHING!!

    • @Username-vp4zn
      @Username-vp4zn 4 года назад +44

      .-.

    • @rafy.h.3108
      @rafy.h.3108 4 года назад +149

      @@Username-vp4zn dream at the time wasn't popular.

    • @droningandgoing9286
      @droningandgoing9286 4 года назад +49

      Rafael Yustinus Halim Still isn’t, only with his 9 year old fans he’s popular

    • @UnsaiidPluto
      @UnsaiidPluto 4 года назад +126

      Chocolate I’m 17 and I honestly prefer technoblade

    • @droningandgoing9286
      @droningandgoing9286 4 года назад +10

      Random games Random stuff Outlier

  • @Plopodop
    @Plopodop Год назад +17

    It’s insane to me that it’s been 4 years since this video. I remember watching these live every week. I miss you

  • @lokseptic7259
    @lokseptic7259 3 года назад +2853

    James: “i dont know why everyone is taking the cross teaming so seriously lol” maybe because the *prize money is TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS*

    • @warpedmine9682
      @warpedmine9682 3 года назад +96

      yes he thinks that the floor is on the celing

    • @minecrafting_il
      @minecrafting_il 3 года назад +165

      @@warpedmine9682 ah yes, the ceiling here is made out of floor

    • @warpedmine9682
      @warpedmine9682 3 года назад +85

      @@minecrafting_il THE SEQUAL TO
      ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
      COMING IN THEATERS NEAR YOU

    • @TheGoreTheorists
      @TheGoreTheorists 3 года назад +56

      @@warpedmine9682 I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS FILM

    • @dddazai
      @dddazai 3 года назад +33

      HERES SOME FREE POPCORN *Gives very good butter popcorn thats totally not stolen*

  • @helliboy88boi43
    @helliboy88boi43 4 года назад +571

    “Oh crap they have stuff! Oh wait it’s Swaggersouls kill him.”
    Ouch

  • @jackliuzzo2416
    @jackliuzzo2416 3 года назад +2065

    Can we just appreciate the fact that solo Techno would have gotten second BY HIMSELF in the whole event. Before the last game he had more points solo than and other team collectively.

  • @Brokenskullzy
    @Brokenskullzy Месяц назад +5

    It feels wrong watching back and seeing how far so many of the youtubers have fallen. Rest in pig techno, you'll be forever remembered

  • @pogboom-mm
    @pogboom-mm 4 года назад +5659

    jesus christ its iballisticsquid. i havent heard his voice in years bloody hell

    • @Morning_Dewdrop
      @Morning_Dewdrop 4 года назад +82

      Same!

    • @pika2004
      @pika2004 4 года назад +436

      u called me?

    • @clarppink
      @clarppink 4 года назад +212

      90% of my seven year old life was just his content lmao

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 4 года назад +32

      @@clarppink the skyblock series?

    • @lorenguerrero1766
      @lorenguerrero1766 4 года назад +65

      Ikr I got rlly happy when I heard his voice for some reason

  • @muhammadridhosetiawan9532
    @muhammadridhosetiawan9532 4 года назад +1398

    imagine saying "hes a trash tier noob"
    then gets cleaned by a guy holding wooden sword -.-

  • @Darkest_Shadow
    @Darkest_Shadow Год назад +11

    Still remember this well. Doesn’t feel like nearly 4 years ago. So much has changed since then for better and for worse. Rest well man. You may be gone, but what you built will live on. Thanks for everything

  • @FeelingFeltastic
    @FeelingFeltastic 2 года назад +398

    Hearing half the server try to kill techno not realizing it's him, then realizing it's him and running was the best part of all this.

  • @Paper_Brain
    @Paper_Brain 3 года назад +470

    "We got too many kills last round, we gotta lay low and just not kill anyone."
    *techno gets 6 kills and helps squid with a bunch of kills anyways*

  • @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480
    @pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 4 года назад +6610

    Famous last words:
    “They’re trash tier noobs!”
    “Oh wait that’s technoblade-“