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  • Опубликовано: 1 апр 2022
  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Senator Lindsey Graham announcing he will not support Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson.
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  • @zeroshadow2468
    @zeroshadow2468 2 года назад +18364

    To be honest about the matter, everyone would have probably forgotten that joke in 15 seconds or more, but Will made everyone remember it *FOREVER.*

    • @mylucidlife495
      @mylucidlife495 2 года назад +593

      And more people are making jokes about her as a result.

    • @WhyNotTruth
      @WhyNotTruth 2 года назад +527

      and he ended up making him and Jada a huge target for comedians. These rich folks think they got it all figured out lol.

    • @___zeke___7581
      @___zeke___7581 2 года назад +53

      You’ll forget about it in 2 weeks

    • @laurag.g.2973
      @laurag.g.2973 2 года назад +32

      Exactly!!!!

    • @keksi6844
      @keksi6844 2 года назад +168

      Will Smith had to react like that,he was stuck between a rock and a hard place.

  • @amberearls5011
    @amberearls5011 2 года назад +1082

    “You know what else makes you do crazy things? Crazy.” 😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I laughed way too hard at that joke.

    • @itsjemmabond
      @itsjemmabond 2 года назад +26

      It's funny because it's true.

    • @sebaceousgland5123
      @sebaceousgland5123 2 года назад

      I don't get it

    • @Im.Smaher
      @Im.Smaher 2 года назад +1

      @@sebaceousgland5123 What is crazy most known for

    • @jasonblue8832
      @jasonblue8832 2 года назад +9

      @@sebaceousgland5123 It means you don't need a reason to do crazy things except be literally crazy, which their poking fun at Will's weak excuse to why he slap Chris during his speech.

    • @davep1103
      @davep1103 2 года назад +5

      THAT WAS GENIUS !

  • @joromo
    @joromo 2 года назад +2136

    "Love will make you do crazy things"
    "You know what else will make you do crazy things? CRAZY." Best line.

  • @AtmosphericColor
    @AtmosphericColor 2 года назад +430

    I love how they're both genuinely laughing at each others jokes, makes it so much funnier

  • @wellthisisinteresting4912
    @wellthisisinteresting4912 2 года назад +2503

    Andrew Garfield immediately going on his phone was SO funny

    • @roxc.507
      @roxc.507 2 года назад +35

      And ironically, that was a joke about Chris Rock's medical condition.

    • @daddysmurf1560
      @daddysmurf1560 2 года назад +84

      His Spidy sense told him to do it

    • @Kristine_202
      @Kristine_202 2 года назад +146

      Andrew Garfield was Googling, "If Will Smith is escorted out of the Oscars, would the award go the runner up?" 🤣
      (I'm bummed that Andrew didn't win. I was rooting for him.)

    • @tomisaacson2762
      @tomisaacson2762 2 года назад +63

      The phone is the perfect solution for nearly all awkward moments

    • @BaldursPicketFence
      @BaldursPicketFence 2 года назад +47

      Lol he was like “nope I’m not apart of this”.

  • @infinitetest331
    @infinitetest331 2 года назад +3630

    Chris Rock was a cast member on SNL for three years. That's why he recovered so quickly from the slap, he's a live TV pro. Also, by slapping that comedian Will Smith just begged for every comic and SNL writer to clown him for the rest of his career. If he didn't like that joke, he's in for a lot, lot worse.

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 2 года назад +154

      Got that right....and I'm here for it! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @crystalsunshine
      @crystalsunshine 2 года назад +97

      Yep, after 30 years in showbiz he has to finally grow a thicker skin.

    • @robinterry2906
      @robinterry2906 2 года назад +12

      @@DS-rt1ed same!

    • @lindseylippincott5803
      @lindseylippincott5803 2 года назад +126

      Not even a comic and yet that slap made me want to hear, and make, every Will Smith and Jada joke possible. Sad, I loved WS and now have lost a ton of respect for him.

    • @musicagain1
      @musicagain1 2 года назад +52

      That’s the first thing I said😄big mistake to do that to a comedian…not that is good doing it to any one….But a comedian??

  • @carolinecameron4840
    @carolinecameron4840 2 года назад +1048

    Colin's joke about Will Smith setting a precedent for defending your wife is underrated! If I was Scarlett I'd be laughing my ass off

    • @seanpushor909
      @seanpushor909 2 года назад +23

      @Michael Whitted …yeah, he thought it was funny until he saw that look.

    • @MrBlazer3585
      @MrBlazer3585 2 года назад +6

      Well done, you got the joke. It's not underrated, it's not over rated. Just rate it by liking it, no need to explain it.

    • @amberpamper1
      @amberpamper1 2 года назад +2

      I read it (and several others mentioned here) on social media right after the incident. All hilarious. It seems, many jokes are copied from hilarious members of the unknown majority😊

    • @valueinyou9931
      @valueinyou9931 2 года назад +1

      @@MrBlazer3585 I bet you're fun at parties. She was sharing a funny observation about a joke. You might be more comfortable at a non-humorous channel with zero fun where everyone is a miserable tight ass. Thanks though.

    • @Keemin
      @Keemin 2 года назад +8

      @@MrBlazer3585 ironic how you are doing the same thing. just rate the comment by disliking it, no need to explain.

  • @KaristaSwiss
    @KaristaSwiss 2 года назад +282

    seriously I love how Wild and hysterical Weekend Update is now.. Che and Colin should be permanent people here :-)

    • @sydgrim
      @sydgrim 2 года назад +9

      The chaos makes it 100x funnier and nothing makes me happier than Che laughing at his own jokes.

    • @waltschannel7465
      @waltschannel7465 2 года назад +7

      Best Weekend Update team, EVER!! I have been watching since the beginning in 1975.

    • @bendovermen9425
      @bendovermen9425 2 года назад

      Che is the worst to ever sit in that seat, even worse than Colin Quinn...

  • @patriciaclarke7457
    @patriciaclarke7457 2 года назад +1838

    The chemistry between these two is Brilliant, they are good at what they do. Every joke landed perfectly. They nailed it, like I said I'm addicted to these two. Love them, love them!

    • @odiesclips7621
      @odiesclips7621 2 года назад +13

      You are easily entertained. These to guys laugh at their own lines before they're finished. Childish humor.

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd 2 года назад +25

      @@odiesclips7621 "Childish humor." Devastating commentary from someone likely holed-up in mommy’s basement with cloud drives packed with wardrobe malfunctions and fart jokes.
      OP spot-on… writing (topical), delivery AND chemistry!

    • @itatiruelas7408
      @itatiruelas7408 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @patriciaclarke7457
      @patriciaclarke7457 2 года назад +5

      I get the joke regardless of the fact they started laughing before they finished telling the JOKE could be the child in me. So Sue me!

    • @hotpotat0es
      @hotpotat0es 2 года назад +1

      Goodness me your easily pleased

  • @brownkemosabe
    @brownkemosabe 2 года назад +827

    Seeing Colin make the defending one's wife at award shows joke with the utmost composure was incredible.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 года назад +14

      Just the corners of his mouth twitched 😄

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn 2 года назад +1

      Why? Because he showed some professionalism for once or referencing some awards show no one remembered a week later.

    • @midnightrambler4004
      @midnightrambler4004 2 года назад +60

      @@steveconn um because he’s married to Scarlett Johansson but it’s ok we don’t expect Trump supporters to pick up on these things

    • @mekkio77
      @mekkio77 2 года назад +60

      @@steveconn His wife, Scarlett Johansson, and his marriage to her has been the joke several times on Weekend Update. And, yet, he has never slapped a single comedian.

    • @KL-cy1wc
      @KL-cy1wc 2 года назад +4

      @@mekkio77 Because he's a comedian. It's not hard to understand

  • @lokilawson
    @lokilawson 2 года назад +61

    Watch Michael’s face from the 2:00 minute mark. He knows that double punch line is coming, and it is all he can do to fight down the laughter that is welling up inside himself. And he holds it together just long enough…. Absolute pure comedic genius that had me watching that over and over again!

  • @connerwilliams9446
    @connerwilliams9446 2 года назад +162

    "Wait, so you went to the old man orgy??" Absolutely killed me

  • @igoryankilevich9941
    @igoryankilevich9941 2 года назад +124

    That bad boys for life joke was gold

  • @Sunny_Now_and_Then
    @Sunny_Now_and_Then 2 года назад +3120

    They should make Weekend Update a lot longer.

    • @ben.ssmith1852
      @ben.ssmith1852 2 года назад +112

      it should be its own show

    • @stevepackard8542
      @stevepackard8542 2 года назад +16

      @@ben.ssmith1852 They can do an hour on Biden/ Kamala alone!

    • @PlumbPitiful
      @PlumbPitiful 2 года назад +34

      This isn't the whole thing. They usually cut it up into two or three parts when they post it on RUclips

    • @BopaBola
      @BopaBola 2 года назад

      @@stevepackard8542 no thatd be fucking boring just like the endless trump bits. We get it. Our leaders suck. Woopty doo. Get a better sense of humor.

    • @LisaLisa001
      @LisaLisa001 2 года назад +25

      And weekends in general

  • @blueprairiedog
    @blueprairiedog 2 года назад +18

    As a one-time trauma nurse, I especially appreciated the concussion protocol joke.

  • @michaeltopper9215
    @michaeltopper9215 2 года назад +83

    Che's "Keep my small..." joke 😂

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 года назад +4805

    Chris made a joke that was honestly forgettable until Will made everyone remember it

    • @KristiannaStephani
      @KristiannaStephani 2 года назад +87

      YES that’s exactly what I think!! No one would’ve batted an eye at the joke otherwise 😅

    • @WhyNotTruth
      @WhyNotTruth 2 года назад

      the moron spawned 10,000 jokes about him and Jada. Most of them far worse than Chris Rocks.

    • @calebk9111
      @calebk9111 2 года назад +17

      Unoriginal comment

    • @SonShocker
      @SonShocker 2 года назад +21

      Chris Rock has been harassing jada for 25years

    • @KNByam
      @KNByam 2 года назад +16

      Now you can never ever see Jada and not see GI Jane.

  • @twdjt6245
    @twdjt6245 2 года назад +28

    Well…that explained why Rock obviously thought he was gonna tell him something 😂

    • @donreed7967
      @donreed7967 2 года назад +1

      I’m sure that Chris simply thought that Will was going to grab some good natured spotlight, and he was just going to let him shine. He also missed Jada giving Will an assignment!

  • @juliegreen9000
    @juliegreen9000 2 года назад +188

    These two are hilarious. The concussion joke should have gotten more laughs

    • @jls4919
      @jls4919 2 года назад +4

      Joke didnt land right. What he should have said was 'who knew the oscars need a better concussion protocol than the NFL?"

    • @Stehako
      @Stehako 2 года назад +6

      I liked the double meaning, since Smith was in “Concussion” (about NFL concussions) and Pinket Smith being very vocal about him not getting nominated for it.

  • @davidknightx
    @davidknightx 2 года назад +2070

    Everyone commenting on the NDA joke, but can we take a moment to appreciate that added "Keep your small penis....". Absolutely brilliant Che.

    • @JinxD247
      @JinxD247 2 года назад +75

      I'm still laughing about that one! 😂😂😂

    • @badhombre6621
      @badhombre6621 2 года назад

      HaHahahaha! Brilliant! “Keep your small penis out of my (wife’s ) mouth”

    • @ElizabethScottStress
      @ElizabethScottStress 2 года назад +32

      Yeah, that made me laugh out loud!

    • @psa921416
      @psa921416 2 года назад +60

      @@Magmanic well aren't you a ray of sunshine on this fine Sunday morning.

    • @cdubbau135
      @cdubbau135 2 года назад +21

      @@psa921416 He probably thinks Lindsey Graham has the right idea about KBJ.

  • @mecredi73
    @mecredi73 2 года назад +515

    Che’s joke about Chris not moving out of the way..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shelbygtman
      @shelbygtman 2 года назад +49

      Priceless, the sad thing was that's exactly what Chris did!!!! Uh, oh!!!!🤣😆😂

    • @mondai2713
      @mondai2713 2 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @VisualDisplay07
      @VisualDisplay07 2 года назад +12

      I wandered the very same thing--why did Chris Rock lean towards Will? Clearly, Chris didn't anticipate a violent, physical and verbal attack. He may have even suspected Will was activated as an extra by producers and he opted to play along. His response was priceless.

    • @p.s.csdeaky8530
      @p.s.csdeaky8530 2 года назад +5

      I felt terrible because that's the joke that made me laugh. I feel for Chris's public humiliation but OMG! 😆

    • @ALFAMALEGENERAL
      @ALFAMALEGENERAL 2 года назад +3

      this one killed me

  • @AmandeepSingh-xo2tb
    @AmandeepSingh-xo2tb 2 года назад +10

    The joke about Nick Canon killed me..😂😂

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 2 года назад +7

    This Weekend Update was gold.

  • @andrewtinn7060
    @andrewtinn7060 2 года назад +506

    I’m glad they did this segment. I feel like it reinforces the fact that comedians still matter

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 года назад +5

      Especially now given the climate of PC and COVID alienation.

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 2 года назад +7

      They took it as a major affront to the right of the comedian to heckle, satirise and roast people for comedic value.
      They're absolutely frigging right. And this in the midst of Russia going full Gestapo hauling people off the streets for protesting. This is NOT the time to be hitting people in the face for exercising their 1st Amendment rights. I can't imagine what's inside his nutty 1st world brain.

  • @tjfreno69
    @tjfreno69 2 года назад +478

    Watching this at 2 in the morning, Che's 'uh oh!' laughing out loud for 5 min straight, waking my husband, the dogs and the cats 🤣. Great segment, Guys! 🤗 Very funny! Well done! 💙

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 2 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣👍 Also!

    • @NastyWoman1979
      @NastyWoman1979 2 года назад +5

      5:30 and I'm desperately trying not to wake the house and losing. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alyssakleven3615
      @alyssakleven3615 2 года назад +7

      I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one laughing hysterically at that impression

    • @msjaxon78
      @msjaxon78 2 года назад +3

      I laughed way too hard 😂😂

    • @ccaatthheerriinnee
      @ccaatthheerriinnee 2 года назад +5

      That was the funniest joke 😂

  • @bilinasmini3480
    @bilinasmini3480 2 года назад +131

    Finally SNL BEING HILARIOUS AND STICKING WITH COMEDIANS. PROPS SNL

    • @mattschaefer809
      @mattschaefer809 2 года назад

      So agreed.

    • @johnnyyouchoosemyadventure6021
      @johnnyyouchoosemyadventure6021 2 года назад

      What they didn’t offend Trump supporters?

    • @TheLobinetech
      @TheLobinetech 2 года назад

      y'all still butt hurt?

    • @mtsflorida
      @mtsflorida 2 года назад

      As a supporter of comedy and in the law, had I been on the set I would have first grinned then slapped the doctors for delivering this so called comedy 🤡 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bendovermen9425
      @bendovermen9425 2 года назад +1

      @@johnnyyouchoosemyadventure6021 how adorable, Trump has been gone over a year and he's still all up in ya mouth. Just swallow already and move on...

  • @billowens8051
    @billowens8051 2 года назад +10

    The Lindsay Graham line made me laugh so hard my wife called "Are you alright"? I replied "oh yeah, I'm fine, but Lindsay needs a cigarette"! Great stuff guys; keep it going.

  • @graceknumberone
    @graceknumberone 2 года назад +1286

    Sets a terrible precedent for having to defend their wife at award shows... man Will set a really high bar for Colin

    • @propitiated4
      @propitiated4 2 года назад +42

      haha thanks, I get it now! I didn't at first

    • @worldcitizeng6507
      @worldcitizeng6507 2 года назад +82

      And the straight face Colin delivered this joke 😅

    • @QUANGAMES
      @QUANGAMES 2 года назад +35

      He will have to defend black widow and that that will be a difficult task to say the least😂

    • @joeymorvant161
      @joeymorvant161 2 года назад +26

      @@worldcitizeng6507 You could tell he wanted to break, lol!

    • @mizuozman2028
      @mizuozman2028 2 года назад +20

      Colin will need to start practicing Jiujitsu today

  • @TheBuri00
    @TheBuri00 2 года назад +1065

    Colin, Michael. Never leave SNL. Set a snl record for longest running weekend update duo. 👍

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 2 года назад +3

      That's important to you?

    • @itsmznatnatbitchez
      @itsmznatnatbitchez 2 года назад +3

      DON'T FORGET PETE DAVIDSON!!!!!

    • @itsmznatnatbitchez
      @itsmznatnatbitchez 2 года назад +1

      @@jaylene.turner6524 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • @coolcat6303
      @coolcat6303 2 года назад +9

      I’m starting to think that Keenan Thompson will never leave the show. Dude has been there forever & is milking his job for all
      It’s worth.

    • @thabg007
      @thabg007 2 года назад +4

      @@coolcat6303 if only they would hire Kel Mitchell the circle would be complete

  • @AaronBryant
    @AaronBryant 2 года назад +3

    This was the funniest one I've seen in years. I had to pause for a moment. 🤣🤣

  • @jackel54130
    @jackel54130 2 года назад +3

    "For those of you who don't know". One of the best lines on there! LOL!!!!

  • @jakehuang3545
    @jakehuang3545 2 года назад +1165

    I wish NBC would just give Colin and Che their own spin-off. Like seriously Weekend Update is the only reason I even watch SNL anymore.

    • @RagingGeekazoid
      @RagingGeekazoid 2 года назад

      WEU is perfect just the way they do it. It's been one of the best parts of the show ever since the days of Chevy Chase, John Belushi, and "Jane, you ignorant slut!". 😊

    • @bhill1334
      @bhill1334 2 года назад +17

      They tried that and it didn't last. Several years ago it became its own mid week show but failed...

    • @johnbod
      @johnbod 2 года назад +13

      This is pretty much what Seth’s show is and it’s amazing

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 года назад +1

      @@bhill1334 well, because of the pandemic, right?

    • @Dr.LongMonkey
      @Dr.LongMonkey 2 года назад +3

      @@johnbod The only people who watch Seth’s show are woke nerds

  • @coolboss999
    @coolboss999 2 года назад +848

    I absolutely knew there was going to be Will Smith jokes on Weekend Update and I'm absolutely here for it. "He wasn't going to but then Jada gave him this look".

    • @Delboy0
      @Delboy0 2 года назад

      I've heard it rumoured Will Smith has a small penis. There is this interview Will Smith and Maggot Robbie talking to BBC radio 1, ironically, and Robbie makes a joke she expected his penis to be bigger and was saying it was small. On it's own it doesn't mean much, but with context this was when they were having a fling during the filming of the first Suicide Squad. And if a white woman you have clearly had sex with says you have a small penis, then you really do have a small penis.

    • @CSpad
      @CSpad 2 года назад +13

      You're like a psychic... how could you possibly think that 2 standup comedians on Weekend Update would have jokes about the biggest celeb story of the yr.? They never joke about current events...🤦
      Nobody else has even addressed it..
      Nostradumbass lives...lol.. .
      (Don't go all Will on me, ya kinda set yourself up for the joke.. 👍✌️)

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 2 года назад

      Thing is, Jada DID give him that look. Go back and watch the video. Will, along with those seated around him and Jada, was laughing and enjoying it. But Jada...yikes. If Miss Jada wanted some of Chris Rock for that joke, she should have gone after him her own self. Smith was absolutely cool with laughing it off, and she should have been, too, especially because her Oscar look actually looked great on her. She should have stood up, thrust out her hip, licked her finger and touched her hip while letting out a "sssssssssss!" sound (a la Madonna) and sat herself back down, and everybody could have gone home happy.

    • @quick-silver860
      @quick-silver860 2 года назад +2

      Absolutely!

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 года назад

      @@CSpad LOL
      Remember way back before memes even lol and it was called " going postal " when people lost it ? And no I don't mean lost the ' snail mail ' you youngins ... Stay off the grass !!! ;)

  • @Al-ok1lj
    @Al-ok1lj 2 года назад +33

    SNL comedians be like:
    He just slapped one of our own.
    Let’s take him down the best way we know how.

  • @porkbeans854
    @porkbeans854 2 года назад +1

    "Keep my pea--s out your...."
    Priceless joke that caught us by surprise. 🤣 🤣

  • @damage6836
    @damage6836 2 года назад +107

    Hahaha! These two are keeping me sane..."he put both his hands behind his back, smiled and said..Uh oh..."

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 2 года назад +4

      He probably thought it was a planned bit, and he was waiting for Will to deliver the punchline...which he did, alright.

    • @roxc.507
      @roxc.507 2 года назад +2

      Ironically, this was a joke about Chris Rock's own medical condition.

    • @cmhermes819
      @cmhermes819 2 года назад

      Those are us with Nonverbal Learning Disability would have responded the same way...

  • @lesleymay6757
    @lesleymay6757 2 года назад +1788

    "Can we stop pretending everyine knew Jada had alopecia." THANK YOU! She just assumes everyone knew. Eyeroll. "You crushed it at the Oscars" You know what else makes you do crazy things? Crazy 🤣 I love Weekend Update.

    • @tropingreenhorn
      @tropingreenhorn 2 года назад +64

      I did not know she had some problem, i just thought she shaved her head. Also she could wear a wig if she wanted but she chose not to.

    • @jennifercoleman6218
      @jennifercoleman6218 2 года назад +33

      She's had extremely short hair a few times.

    • @marciamcdevitt964
      @marciamcdevitt964 2 года назад +24

      Chris knew though, because he literally did an entire documentary on the importance of black women’s hair, and has been picking at Will & Jada for years now. While Will’s behavior was extremely rash and unwise, Chris Rock is not innocent. There was malice there and intent to hurt.

    • @MCross-xg9ss
      @MCross-xg9ss 2 года назад +38

      I'm so glad they said this. For all we know (and for all Will Smith knew, unless he knew something we don't), Chris Rock wasn't aware that Jada Pinkett-Smith has a medical condition that causes patchy baldness as one effect, and he wasn't making a malicious joke, just a mild one poking fun at her having an unusually shaven head. There's no reason to just assume he knew.

    • @blah5528
      @blah5528 2 года назад +13

      She rolled her eyes because Chris is ALWAYS making slick remarks about her. This is more than just that one joke I assure you.

  • @Meena-lp
    @Meena-lp 2 года назад +1

    Smiled and said " uh oh" 🤣

  • @JoanDefenbaugh
    @JoanDefenbaugh 2 года назад +29

    He should have joked about his wife's boyfriends.

    • @elizabethm888
      @elizabethm888 2 года назад +1

      Can you imagine if Will Smith had had an affair with one of his daughters friends that woman is a narcissistic predator

    • @glennyates2194
      @glennyates2194 2 года назад

      I think you'll like this.
      ruclips.net/video/_-asNhYjOhI/видео.html

    • @Marny5580
      @Marny5580 2 года назад

      EXACTLY!!! Willieboy doesn't have problems with his wife disrespecting him!!!

  • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
    @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 2 года назад +440

    Thank you for telling all the jokes that Chris Rock should’ve.

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 2 года назад +21

      I’m sure Chris Rock has some material for the next five years.

    • @bamm86
      @bamm86 2 года назад +3

      Oh no there’s definitely more. Check out what Flagrant 2 had to say. Now that was a roast. This was good but it was going easy on them.

    • @lisalewis4181
      @lisalewis4181 2 года назад +3

      And they didn’t touch on their marital issues and “entanglements”

    • @lydiahiksan1232
      @lydiahiksan1232 2 года назад

      lol they certainly didn't, you're reaching

    • @kimp.dr.n2652
      @kimp.dr.n2652 2 года назад +8

      Will and Jada think one lil G.I. Jane joke is bad. The internet unleashed.

  • @millieatr
    @millieatr 2 года назад +85

    You know SNL could not wait for this weeks show 🤣

  • @reesebrindle1809
    @reesebrindle1809 2 года назад +1

    Crazy. 🤣. When he said that I rolled! 🤣

  • @philipmartin3411
    @philipmartin3411 2 года назад +2

    I just love this shit, so pure and wholesome, this is what real comedy is made of

  • @Jason-gt2kx
    @Jason-gt2kx 2 года назад +1380

    Very funny and impressive on how you handled the Chris Rock/Will Smith jokes.

    • @shelbymckinney8888
      @shelbymckinney8888 2 года назад +4

      The Bad Boys for life joke was pretty stupid and pointless though. I mean, what did was bad, but thats like comparing a guy who farted in room full of to a bunch guys who took a dump on the floor in front of people. Oddly specific sure, but its the only analogy I could think of.

    • @shelld1261
      @shelld1261 2 года назад +4

      @@shelbymckinney8888 I agree. What Will did wasn’t great, but nothing like those other people

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 2 года назад +1

      @@shelbymckinney8888 poo people

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 2 года назад +3

      The Academy asked Chris Rock "Whats wrong?" Beats me?
      What did will smith leave on Chris rocks face? Fresh fingerprints of Belair
      What did he order at McDonalds? A slap happy meal
      ruclips.net/video/aCIP_-P2vYE/видео.html

    • @shelbymckinney8888
      @shelbymckinney8888 2 года назад

      @@silentmajority8365 Clarify, do you agree with me or not.

  • @dpg154
    @dpg154 2 года назад +942

    So many great jokes in this segment. They nailed it. The Bad Boys joke killed me 🤣

    • @deanfranz
      @deanfranz 2 года назад +9

      In a related story (for real), production on Bad Boys 4 has been delayed because of this.

    • @crazy4corbinbleux
      @crazy4corbinbleux 2 года назад

      so Do Black Lives Still Matter when it's black on black crime or nah?

    • @mqccompo4156
      @mqccompo4156 2 года назад +3

      it killed Sony too.. they just shelved the next Bad boys project that was soon to start shooting

    • @austinalexander8457
      @austinalexander8457 2 года назад +6

      That and the NDA joke fucking killed me

    • @United_Corporations_of_America
      @United_Corporations_of_America 2 года назад

      You know what's killing me and millions of others: Wouldn't it be nice if Palestinian immigrants would slap the American President... Or even if Syrian/Somolian/Libyan/Venezuelan/Iranian/Iraqi/Ukrainian/Lebanese immigrants would slap the US president, then maybeeeeeee hopefully then ppl would understand the fact that the entire reason for this war in Ukraine(as well as all the other illegal wars America has started using regime change tactics) has many layers, buuuuuuuut at the root of it all is oil and money... Russia and China are making deals with Saudi Arabia and if these deals are made, the Petro-dollar will collapse and basically the American economy would crash! This is the beginning of the end of the American Empire.

  • @les7613
    @les7613 2 года назад +3

    OMG! Weekend Update is Hilarious!🤣..I LOVE when they laugh while telling the story!! That makes it more Funnier!! How Chris Rock just stood there and said, Uh Oh!!🤣..I knew when that happened that SNL was going to have a field day with it!!🤣💯

  • @crunchymartinez1627
    @crunchymartinez1627 2 года назад

    For the fist time in years you two have made me laugh!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @weakbitchescouldnever1895
    @weakbitchescouldnever1895 2 года назад +1113

    Will just gave every single comedian in the world A PLETHORA OF JOKES THST WILL LAST DECADES!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fiatfixie4344
      @fiatfixie4344 2 года назад +55

      He failed colossally in keeping her name out of peoples mouths. 😁

    • @danahughes2239
      @danahughes2239 2 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @FalconBane77
      @FalconBane77 2 года назад +7

      He also put them on alert they could get attacked on stage.

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 2 года назад +7

      @@FalconBane77 Shouldn't they have always thought about that? Am I the only one who would have before this?

    • @seemev2.0phuckbootube78
      @seemev2.0phuckbootube78 2 года назад +7

      They are words. Will's pride got butthurt.

  • @leviathanmg
    @leviathanmg 2 года назад +232

    "...sets a terrible precedent for having to defend your wife at award shows." Colin deserved more laughs for that one.

    • @SuperMissRain
      @SuperMissRain 2 года назад +5

      Hey! Sorry I am French and I didn’t perfectly understand that one. Can you please explain with simple words? Thank you 🙏

    • @joyoust8003
      @joyoust8003 2 года назад +19

      @@SuperMissRain Colin wife is scarlet Johansson from the avengers

    • @michael931
      @michael931 2 года назад +3

      @@SuperMissRain I'm not French and I didn't understand it either.. :)

    • @SuperMissRain
      @SuperMissRain 2 года назад +1

      @@michael931 good! 😅 I think it’s bc we didn’t have the reference

    • @ar-1593
      @ar-1593 2 года назад +3

      What he was saying folks is that now every guy at award shows if they make fun of your girl you gotta go up there and slap them or your girl gonna be like will would have done it for me

  • @florawashington1374
    @florawashington1374 2 года назад

    This has got to one of their funniest skits in a long time 🤣

  • @mico70
    @mico70 2 года назад +1

    I am still laughing!!! HILARIOUS!

  • @empoweryourmind1132
    @empoweryourmind1132 2 года назад +153

    These two cannot hold back the laughs about the slap! The jokes were epic! 🤣

    • @TractorBoy521
      @TractorBoy521 2 года назад

      "Will Smith... for those of you who don't know" SHADES OF NORM MCDONALD, seriously though these two are incredible doing the update

  • @eileen1593
    @eileen1593 2 года назад +514

    My favorite is when they laugh at each other’s joke 😆 i love Che and Colin together. I was looking forward to what they had to say about the Oscars, and they did not disappoint! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bbaca8101
    @bbaca8101 2 года назад +3

    Man, I bet they both laughed and shook their heads at each other, the first time they seen each other face to face after the slap. Just knowing they both have hilarious jokes already. Che and J are the funniest team ever to watch!

  • @onanygivenseattle110
    @onanygivenseattle110 2 года назад +1

    The Nick Cannon one was fire.

  • @jamelholmes885
    @jamelholmes885 2 года назад +397

    Waited all week for these guys to joke on the Oscars. They didnt disappoint!!

    • @bsouthmama3010
      @bsouthmama3010 2 года назад +3

      Lol. Same 🤣😂

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 года назад +4

      Rarely do but this time, this topic, pure 🥇 gold.

  • @Auguur
    @Auguur 2 года назад +27

    Che nailed it with the cold outside joke, lol!

  • @JoeMahma24
    @JoeMahma24 2 месяца назад

    The ooh 😲 after the KBJ joke!! 😂😂😂

  • @Samsaysamdo
    @Samsaysamdo 2 года назад

    “…till they move in next door” 😂💀 they weren’t ready Colin

  • @ImmundaDeus
    @ImmundaDeus 2 года назад +447

    Trying to silence a comedian is like smacking a hornet, you just rile the whole nest up. They'll follow you for a long time, stinging all the while.

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 2 года назад +16

      cue the avalanche of Jada Smith jokes

    • @harbingerofsalt
      @harbingerofsalt 2 года назад +19

      "Will Smith finally looked like he was from the streets of Philadelphia, and Jada looked like she was from the movie." -Andrew Schulz

    • @LindaMcification
      @LindaMcification 2 года назад +11

      Yep... comedians are more dangerous than WMDs

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 2 года назад +6

      @@harbingerofsalt Andrew Schulz: always keepin' it real and hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ekrupa2010
      @ekrupa2010 2 года назад +5

      LOL, perfect metaphor!

  • @dredgerivers7730
    @dredgerivers7730 2 года назад +43

    The thing funnier than Michael Che saying "Keep my small... out yo mouth" was that he then apologized to Colin Jost, who replied "No, no, please!" Quite a team.

  • @SarahAbundance
    @SarahAbundance 2 года назад +1

    SPOT ON! Way to go, weekend update!! Soooo funny!!

  • @coachhbosoccer
    @coachhbosoccer 2 года назад +1

    "Chris Rocks inability to understand non verbal signals"

  • @mzabs1871
    @mzabs1871 2 года назад +1106

    Chris Rock made one joke, said nothing else, and Will Smith's whole life was upended by Will Smith. Craziness. Great jokes as always

    • @patrickryan7829
      @patrickryan7829 2 года назад +33

      Will thought it was funny at first. Like normal his wife is making his life difficult.

    • @killemallgg2188
      @killemallgg2188 2 года назад +7

      Not really Chris Rock made countless jokes about will smith over the years

    • @ImGonnaBlameTheMEEDUHSid
      @ImGonnaBlameTheMEEDUHSid 2 года назад +2

      @M Zabs well. By Will AND Jada

    • @nylorij-Lori
      @nylorij-Lori 2 года назад +28

      @@patrickryan7829 Yes, he laughed at first, then saw the look on Jada’s face, and concluded that he would rather be verbally beat down by the rest of the world instead of hearing it from Jada on the limo ride home… 😏

    • @meghan111510
      @meghan111510 2 года назад +11

      Because he's Jada's puppet

  • @GranTyrant
    @GranTyrant 2 года назад +54

    The boys knocked out of the park with this segment.
    Zinger after zinger

  • @iryshpoatit7967
    @iryshpoatit7967 2 года назад

    The best SNL skit in years.... I gotta start watching... they killed it...

  • @eyeseeyou68
    @eyeseeyou68 2 года назад +1

    Omg you had me dying here in laughter

  • @jasinlee1089
    @jasinlee1089 2 года назад +69

    You know damn well that Will Smith laughed before the side eye look.

    • @geloradananrlyeh8495
      @geloradananrlyeh8495 2 года назад +4

      And the cameras show Jada laughing after Will smacked Chris.

    • @Crazycatlady71
      @Crazycatlady71 2 года назад

      Camera showed Will laughing unti he looked at Jada. She did her massive eye roll, so Will proceeded with violence. Will's actions ruined all the awards after that. Jada is toxic!

  • @nancygonzalezgarcia8701
    @nancygonzalezgarcia8701 2 года назад +413

    Nobody could handle the Will Smith news like Colin and Michael

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 2 года назад +13

      Was waiting all week to see how they’d do it lol

    • @nancygonzalezgarcia8701
      @nancygonzalezgarcia8701 2 года назад +4

      @@tylerhackner9731 That’s why the sketch is called WEEKEND UPDATE bro

    • @CHERYLRGAY
      @CHERYLRGAY 2 года назад +1

      HELLO MS. NANCY😃😃.. SO TRUE😃😃.. IT WAS SO FUNNY😃😃..

    • @ethancoffey3491
      @ethancoffey3491 2 года назад +2

      I would’ve loved to see Norm handle it back when he was on the show…
      And alive…

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 года назад

      @@ethancoffey3491 R.I.P. Dry Norm !

  • @bongzilla3666
    @bongzilla3666 2 года назад +1

    First time I died laughing from this show in a long time

  • @johnsjohnson448
    @johnsjohnson448 2 года назад

    This is hilarious! I laughed out loud and nearly sharted....several times.... Chris Rocks! Great segment! LOL

  • @jakehix8132
    @jakehix8132 2 года назад +86

    4:20 i like how the crowd seemed offended for a second... then there's Che just smiling like "damn right".

  • @anibaljesusdelgadillo2091
    @anibaljesusdelgadillo2091 2 года назад +188

    "Academy has a worse concussion protocol than the NFL" 😂

    • @Indy_21
      @Indy_21 2 года назад +5

      Which is ironic since Smith has done a movie about those in the NFL. 😬

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 2 года назад +1

    Damn. That NDA joke was brutal though 💀🤣

  • @Bardish
    @Bardish 2 года назад

    This was way too good🤣🤣🤣

  • @sdlstr91
    @sdlstr91 2 года назад +305

    Weekend Update is the most consistent part of SNL over the decades.

    • @sgtleobella
      @sgtleobella 2 года назад +1

      Except for the Colin Quinn years. We try to forget those.

  • @janettripper3132
    @janettripper3132 2 года назад +644

    Good job, guys!! I knew SNL would stand by on of their own and have a hysterical field day with this. 💕

    • @martineldritch
      @martineldritch 2 года назад

      Yeah, same way they threw Eddie Murphey under the b...I mean, stood by their man Eddie.

    • @samanthasays3603
      @samanthasays3603 2 года назад +1

      I really thought that SNL wouldn't have the guts to do it. I was thinking about the days of Phil Hartman/Frank Sinatra Millie Vanilli/Uncle Fester....pull it up on YT. That was when the show was at its best. They did a good job, but could have done more. Political correctness gets in the way of real comedy.

    • @DontcallmeaCuck
      @DontcallmeaCuck 2 года назад

      @@samanthasays3603 No Alzheimer’s Joe or creepy pedophile crack head Hunter Biden jokes ?

    • @darthinvader2738
      @darthinvader2738 2 года назад +3

      @@samanthasays3603 you trying to get everybody slapped by Will Smith? 😂

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 2 года назад +1

      I just can't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao!

  • @jeromewieland55
    @jeromewieland55 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣ahhh the nick cannon joke at the end was gold!

  • @sting7789
    @sting7789 2 года назад +1

    10/10 great update brings back the Norm Macdonald days.

  • @ellenharris3868
    @ellenharris3868 2 года назад +74

    I honestly didnt know about Jada’s hair issue until Will acted like a child.

  • @gabelogan5877
    @gabelogan5877 2 года назад +96

    I love the sly Scar Jo joke by Colin.

    • @joeymorvant161
      @joeymorvant161 2 года назад +5

      And how he almost laughed, but not quite!

    • @seriouscoffeecup5516
      @seriouscoffeecup5516 2 года назад +1

      Timestamp?

    • @itzsombra10
      @itzsombra10 2 года назад +1

      @@seriouscoffeecup5516 very beginning when he said he didn’t like how it set a precedent on how to defends ones wife at an award show. Colin and scar jo are married

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N 2 года назад +1

      Wait until he gets home

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 2 года назад +1

      Lucky man

  • @TenTwelveMedia
    @TenTwelveMedia 2 года назад +1

    The Weekend Update was hittin' all cylinders on this one 🐎🐎🐎

  • @lovingdensi2467
    @lovingdensi2467 2 года назад

    “You know what else will make you do crazy things? CRAZY”😂😂😂

  • @chrismiller6589
    @chrismiller6589 2 года назад +59

    Watching Jost start to laugh midway through jokes gets me everytime

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 года назад +2

      Something about that mouth, jaw and chin... It's like watching a percolator...
      I can see how he and Scarlett might have real staying power. I hope so, they make a really attractive couple and I bet boths sense of humor keeps each other blushing and their relationship grounded.

    • @MachinaGirlRobots
      @MachinaGirlRobots 2 года назад

      @@petemavus2948 Wow I had no idea they were married until reading this. Good for them, grounded people.

  • @ThatsJustMyBabyDaddy
    @ThatsJustMyBabyDaddy 2 года назад +199

    They went COMPLETELY IN on Will Smith. And deservedly so! 😂

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 2 года назад +13

      Hell yeah, they did. Chris Rock is a SNL alumnus....they got his back. 😏😉

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 2 года назад +1

      @K I T Get it right. Watch the video again, and pay attention to Jada this time. You'll figure it out. SNL sure did. (Good one, Colin!)

    • @leandradozier968
      @leandradozier968 2 года назад +3

      @@AbsentWithoutLeaving stop trying to make a there, there because you are trying to blame Jada for all of this because of your feelings towards your misconceptions about their relationship. Trying to make her out to be some evil controlling person that renders Will from being able to speak for himself is stupid

    • @badbette1916
      @badbette1916 2 года назад

      @K I T ew you are old.

    • @coulorfully
      @coulorfully 2 года назад

      Why did they go in on Jada tho...again...😩

  • @amandawoods5069
    @amandawoods5069 2 года назад +2

    There wasn't a moment of this that wasn't gold...

  • @zed9zed
    @zed9zed 2 года назад

    this is one of the funniest weekend updates in a long time!

  • @MasterOfJackShizz
    @MasterOfJackShizz 2 года назад +213

    Well done team. I had the slightest bit of trepidation wondering how this was going to be handled. I have no idea why. The writers and staff did what they do and crushed it. SO good. And while I genuinely laughed throughout, Michael's "Uh-oh" nearly woke the girlfriend and the neighbors.

  • @robertamcguffin3446
    @robertamcguffin3446 2 года назад +27

    I love that my learning disability, NLD, finally got some representation in the media via Chris Rock!

  • @shanejohnson1105
    @shanejohnson1105 2 года назад

    Damn, that was spot on perfection. Great skills//too funny!

  • @ten4c10us_ace
    @ten4c10us_ace 2 года назад

    This set got me rolling!!! I mean damn, did it hafta be this funny?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @imalrockme
    @imalrockme 2 года назад +124

    These two are beautifully honoring Norm McDonald's legacy. Excellent job and by the rest of the writers aswell.

    • @Phobero
      @Phobero 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, some of those jokes were very Norm-y for sure

    • @jls4919
      @jls4919 2 года назад +1

      @@Phobero would love to hear Norm's take on it. Would have been brutaly honest and hilarious.

    • @teutonicknight9041
      @teutonicknight9041 2 года назад

      They’re not worthy to lace Norm MacDonalds shoes.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 2 года назад

      @@teutonicknight9041 and he's not worthy to clean theirs.
      Che and Jost knock it out of the park, Norm was garbage.

    • @teutonicknight9041
      @teutonicknight9041 2 года назад

      @@sillygoose635 Ok Boomer.

  • @Chicoandtheman
    @Chicoandtheman 2 года назад +727

    I normally find “Weekend Update” a hit or miss, but this one was 10/10. Hilarious and all true!!

  • @supercussion6590
    @supercussion6590 2 года назад +1

    3:24 best bit hahahaha

  • @MrCreed49
    @MrCreed49 2 года назад

    The Nick Cannon joke at the end got me 🤣

  • @D2J8
    @D2J8 2 года назад +70

    That Lindsey Graham joke was gold!

    • @justayoutuber1906
      @justayoutuber1906 2 года назад

      Sooooo many Republicans in DC are closeted homosexuals. They hate others because they feel like frauds.

    • @karmasauce6288
      @karmasauce6288 2 года назад

      Yes it was! 🤣

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 2 года назад +1142

    Props to Chris Rock for being a great host in the midst of all that.

    • @jamilasalaam
      @jamilasalaam 2 года назад +14

      Indeed !! & Chris is from Brooklyn… they through some hands lolz 😂 I thought it was about to go off on that stage 😂😂😂

    • @ftsdrama
      @ftsdrama 2 года назад +16

      Actually Wanda Sykes, Regina Hall and Amy Schumer were the hosts. Rock was a presenter.

    • @TSquared84679
      @TSquared84679 2 года назад +10

      He was not a host, he was a presenter and should have just stuck to the script

    • @ianhardy8652
      @ianhardy8652 2 года назад +2

      @@TSquared84679 oh well

    • @stacytrowell6890
      @stacytrowell6890 2 года назад +32

      @@TSquared84679 He did stick to script!!! Will just lost career over a damn joke that wasn't even a insult!!! Alopecia hell ? Half the black women in America has alopecia ( No edges) Lol!!! 😜😎 It's not a damn life threatening disease!!! Just baldness and she is 50 ain't she? I can't believe Will embarrassed us black people like that on National TV!!! Thanks Chris for saving us proving all black people aren't violent!!!

  • @angelavenable7308
    @angelavenable7308 2 года назад

    What else makes you do crazy things? Crazy! Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @egun206
    @egun206 2 года назад

    Very Good Guys!! Ya'll killed it. Hilarious.

  • @tvmonte
    @tvmonte 2 года назад +76

    2:34: "You don't want to make him mad again!" Hilarious!

    • @mizuozman2028
      @mizuozman2028 2 года назад

      It’s funny because it’s true

    • @DaMarleyMan
      @DaMarleyMan 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂