99.9% Of All Women Are Turned On If You Say "THIS" | Tested on 1000's of Women

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @thebestone11-r9y
    @thebestone11-r9y 4 месяца назад +2359

    There's a book called Casanova Optimization of Attraction, and it talks from body language and conversaton starters to dark mind tricks and flirting through texts. It's the real deal.

    • @tommac21
      @tommac21 4 месяца назад

      This is probably just as useless as the crap she says. Both are full of crap

  • @erikekholm9617
    @erikekholm9617 2 года назад +1589

    I held the door open at Starbucks for a feminist last week. My court date is April 3rd

    • @jiujitsu94
      @jiujitsu94 2 года назад +27

      Lol

    • @lolguy-x9n
      @lolguy-x9n 2 года назад +28

      😁 Don't hold it next time.

    • @lawsonetters8603
      @lawsonetters8603 2 года назад +32

      I never hold a door for girls at Starbucks unless I know them to many sketchy people go there lol

    • @shwetankmishra
      @shwetankmishra 2 года назад +10

      Hahahaha

    • @Sergiosurroc
      @Sergiosurroc 2 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @manuelmedina891
    @manuelmedina891 4 года назад +2885

    My girlfriend and i broke up i feel stress free, and my wallet feels even better

    • @avalondavis1470
      @avalondavis1470 4 года назад +107

      Man tell me about it

    • @literallycarljohnson
      @literallycarljohnson 4 года назад +55

      Yeah, tell us the story

    • @LiquidGentleman
      @LiquidGentleman 4 года назад +104

      You were dating the wrong lady

    • @robludwigsen7831
      @robludwigsen7831 4 года назад +92

      Same here! All the women want you to pay attention to their feelings...everyone forgets the wallet's feelings!

    • @addisonmay9810
      @addisonmay9810 4 года назад +34

      You got an gold digger soo get a beter girl or you can stay single until your ready for a gf/bf

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 2 года назад +35

    I tried the "You're falling in love with me right now aren't you? I knew you had a naughty side." one.
    My court date is next week.

    • @JG-no4qr
      @JG-no4qr 2 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @bayareasteph3908
      @bayareasteph3908 2 года назад +1

      How is it ? Are u free like a bird on a tree or you still trying?

    • @divarlyasmr
      @divarlyasmr 2 года назад +3

      How old was she?

    • @tacitus6384
      @tacitus6384 2 года назад

      Guys need to turn on your Sarcasm Detectors.

  • @cw7422
    @cw7422 4 года назад +2448

    My dad used to say “money can’t buy love but it puts you in an excellent bargaining position”.

    • @crownedlegendzmuzik
      @crownedlegendzmuzik 4 года назад +47

      Wise Man!

    • @aman4peace
      @aman4peace 4 года назад +9

      in finances though you may be happy one way bitt he other u may not be depends on how much you pay out

    • @kevincooper5656
      @kevincooper5656 4 года назад +6

      lol

    • @inspire734
      @inspire734 3 года назад +8

      I know a guy that buys hisove by the hour.

    • @kevm9724
      @kevm9724 3 года назад +7

      Sure as hell gets you laid,,,,,

  • @iancannon2825
    @iancannon2825 4 года назад +3799

    "Don't try to understand women! Women understand women and they hate each other!"🤣 Al Bundy

  • @RyanX1899
    @RyanX1899 6 лет назад +898

    Women aren't special enough that men should compromise all of their self respect and dignity, time and energy. The more time we spend in persuit of women, the less time we have striving to become great and create or contribute to society in some way. Being a man is more than learning to perfect some art of picking up women that's a waste of time. You should do what you do and let who you are speak for itself. If the woman doesn't like something about you then so be it. If she does find you interesting and attractive without you having to do what they want you to do then that's that. But no point bending over backwards to try and get a woman to like you, that's not how it works. I'll like you if you do this or I'll like you if you do that, no thanks. How about I'll be who I am and you either like that about me or not. If you do then great, but otherwise, goodbye.

    • @K0GAi.
      @K0GAi. 6 лет назад +86

      t1000v20 Finally the ultimate truth revealed, and finally a comment that hits the jackpot. Every other comment in these videos is idiotic and misses the point, which is sadly the reason why this world is the way it is. Thanks!

    • @RyanX1899
      @RyanX1899 6 лет назад +68

      @@K0GAi. yep just saying it how it should be. For some reason we are having it drilled into us that we are slaves to women, spend all life trying to get them to like you, or trying to impress them, as if 90% of our life should be about pleasing women. Being with a partner is one just ONE aspect of life and the time we waste trying to make a person happy is time lost trying to do many other meaningful things.
      What I see now on social media for example is disgusting. Women calling men slaves and getting them to buy their trampy pics, or jerk off and a post a picture of them jerking off on their pics. I'm sorry but bullshit is this? When did men become slaves to women? Become pathetic and wretched and wasting their semen on women who think they are queens or goddesses? Men need to have more respect for themselves, also don't hurt yourself and go on a downward spiral because of a woman, it's not worth it.
      Strive to be great, powerful and find that self happiness first and foremost. A good woman will respect you more this way than take this RUclipsr's advice and become a slave and not be respected as you are just their dog to follow them around to make them feel good. F**k that bullshit!

    • @MYBALLSARESALTY
      @MYBALLSARESALTY 6 лет назад +8

      TRUTH

    • @horaciolunajr8637
      @horaciolunajr8637 6 лет назад +8

      amen brother.

    • @MrHall-it1uh
      @MrHall-it1uh 6 лет назад +22

      t1000v20 spoken like a true Alpha Male

  • @sG-fn9mv
    @sG-fn9mv 3 года назад +70

    Self Esteem, Self confidence, know who you are! Hobbies , interests no expectations, get comfortable alone!
    Get comfortable with her leaving!

    • @silkroad1201
      @silkroad1201 2 года назад +7

      If that makes you more comfortable around women I guess that would work, but none of that matters if you suck at talking to them. Self improvement isn't the magic lady catcher everyone says it is. Your mouth is your best friend or your worst enemy when it comes to women. Period.

    • @codeytherex5954
      @codeytherex5954 Год назад +1

      Read the room well and before she leaves, leave her

  • @gunofapreacherman1340
    @gunofapreacherman1340 6 лет назад +2542

    Picking up women is far too much trouble.
    If she wants you, she’ll let you know.
    If not, let it go past you.
    Let her buy her own drinks and dinner.

    • @JonBandMiley
      @JonBandMiley 6 лет назад +141

      Exactly. Girls are not objects that you "pick up" and get... they are human beings with their own tastes. Therefore, you're right, if a girl likes you, she likes you... and she'll let you know one way or the other. There's really no way you can MAKE a girl like you.

    • @sloebone7399
      @sloebone7399 6 лет назад +128

      And if you want a good job, don’t worry about the interview. If you’re the best person for the job the interviewer will see it and give it to you. If you want to win a game, don’t practice or strategize, just show up. If you’re the best, your competitors will know it and lose. If you want to lose weight and get in shape, don’t exercise and eat better. If the weight isn’t supposed to be there it’ll go away.
      The women thing is true though. They’re a pain in the ass.

    • @gunofapreacherman1340
      @gunofapreacherman1340 6 лет назад +38

      Sloe Bone 😂 It sounds like you might believe that logic has some bearing on female nature?
      Do you still believe in Santa too?

    • @gunofapreacherman1340
      @gunofapreacherman1340 6 лет назад +59

      Jonathan Brandis Actually, there is a foolproof way to make a female like you.
      Treat her like crap.
      Then act disinterested and she’ll be all over you like a housefly on sherbet.
      Feel free to be a simp if you want to, but I guarantee you, it won’t get you laid.

    • @sloebone7399
      @sloebone7399 6 лет назад +13

      Gun Of A Preacher Man - more sarcasm than logic on my part. Mainly I’m saying, if you want to get hit by a train, you should at least get a train schedule and to go sit on the tracks.

  • @darkfog360
    @darkfog360 6 лет назад +510

    Tried on my sister. It worked and now we are having a kid. Thank you

  • @IanSparta
    @IanSparta 4 года назад +476

    My dad told me when I was a kid that as soon as you think you understand women, that's when you learn you haven't got a clue. Boy was he right.

    • @danielrodriguez071
      @danielrodriguez071 4 года назад +10

      lol that's funny and so true lol lol lol

    • @Daniela-pr7rz
      @Daniela-pr7rz 3 года назад +4

      That's because men really don't understand women.

    • @OzzieWozzieOriginal
      @OzzieWozzieOriginal 3 года назад +5

      So why bother trying to understand??

    • @domingodeanda233
      @domingodeanda233 3 года назад +4

      Ignore them and they will come for you

    • @IamPINKIEDaniels
      @IamPINKIEDaniels Год назад +1

      Well only because women are individuals and not a collective so he's right

  • @ModernDatingMastery
    @ModernDatingMastery 2 месяца назад +1

    *It’s incredible to think that so many women respond positively to the same thing.*

  • @stevesparta4995
    @stevesparta4995 6 лет назад +498

    100% percent of women will be turned off if you say "That's too expensive"

    • @AKRex
      @AKRex 6 лет назад +25

      Do all the "turn on" moves first and then drop the "it's too expensive" line. Trolling level 85 and entertainment guaranteed XD

    • @davidalicea966
      @davidalicea966 6 лет назад +2

      Fuck yeah lol

    • @jonathanmoose757
      @jonathanmoose757 6 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @dasa5023
      @dasa5023 6 лет назад +2

      Really
      My wife actually likes when I say that lol

    • @memyself1176
      @memyself1176 6 лет назад +1

      True🤣

  • @sunkmanitutankaowaci2733
    @sunkmanitutankaowaci2733 4 года назад +1501

    I know I’m a man because I stopped listening to her about 1 minute into this video

    • @alejandroflores7542
      @alejandroflores7542 4 года назад +117

      This made me lough out loud, and i took me 52 seconds only to pause the video and go to the comment section. 😅

    • @hihaters2004
      @hihaters2004 4 года назад +13

      😂 congrats

    • @patrickmclain4110
      @patrickmclain4110 4 года назад +10

      @@alejandroflores7542 me too lol.

    • @granthedley8950
      @granthedley8950 4 года назад +24

      Bro, you made me laugh so hard. I salute you Sir

    • @heru-deshet359
      @heru-deshet359 4 года назад +27

      I stopped immediately and went to the comment section. I'm more of a man, BWAHAHAHA!!

  • @prisonbound44
    @prisonbound44 4 года назад +1620

    “If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.”-Marilyn Monroe

    • @sekogasiskren9406
      @sekogasiskren9406 4 года назад +154

      Not in today's world

    • @caiheang
      @caiheang 4 года назад +16

      @Rebecca Pemberton You don't sound like you smile quite often :)

    • @JoneyJefe
      @JoneyJefe 4 года назад +137

      Drops pants, girl laughs.....

    • @wolfgangluckmann5832
      @wolfgangluckmann5832 4 года назад +54

      Humor will always work on the smart ones . The dub ones are not worth it .

    • @simonwoods8809
      @simonwoods8809 4 года назад +13

      What is it about women being impressed by "humour"? All the crap that some women come out with it ain't surprising that there is so much supposed "misogyny" about. Greetings from the UK where you wouldn't believe how bitchy some of our women are...

  • @gregoriogarcia7188
    @gregoriogarcia7188 2 года назад +33

    This woman solved 27 years of my relationship life in less than 3 minutes.

    • @tommac21
      @tommac21 7 месяцев назад +2

      Why are you 2 dating now.

  • @anthonyrodriguez2382
    @anthonyrodriguez2382 6 лет назад +231

    Hey guy's? If your being yourself and she's not responding? Move on, don't try and change anything about yourself just to make her into you. Let her like you for you.same goes for the ladies

    • @frast1011
      @frast1011 6 лет назад +3

      Anthony Rodriguez i thank you and an glad I came across you

    • @urjnlegend
      @urjnlegend 6 лет назад +4

      Exactly, and if this shit works on a lady, I don't think she would be "wife material" because all the easy ones respond and talk about this shit on a daily. Disgusting conversations for perverted people. Because this is ALL they talk about

    • @seandenny13
      @seandenny13 6 лет назад +4

      Yes

    • @smartbidshop1
      @smartbidshop1 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah kinda like keeping up with the joneses not really what you want but your doing it to make other people notice you , fuck that do what you like and if she likes it then enjoy life playing a happy healthy living .

    • @lukixish
      @lukixish 6 лет назад +1

      @Grant Leindecker Now pray xD

  • @unknown-bs4xq
    @unknown-bs4xq 6 лет назад +2473

    Never ask a fish how to catch a fish.

    • @johnayap6861
      @johnayap6861 6 лет назад +112

      To catch the fish, one should be the fish...
      then and only then you catch the fish....

    • @MrFullCake
      @MrFullCake 6 лет назад +34

      well some fishermans are full of BS.
      Like the usual "the water was too wet/cold/hot" or whatever.
      If you don't know what im trying to say is, some fisherman are built with intuition and luck they will never be able to teach you anything about fish.
      Because they just don't really understand what they're doing.
      But if you ask a biologist or a zoologist maybe you will learn something.
      Am i taking this too far ?
      Certainly.

    • @happydays8171
      @happydays8171 6 лет назад +6

      unknowm 224 > Metaphorically speaking,
      That's good

    • @KingPeezy14
      @KingPeezy14 6 лет назад +216

      I'm not trying to catch a fish I'm trying to fuck a bitch

    • @MuhammadAli-mj8hq
      @MuhammadAli-mj8hq 6 лет назад +2

      unknown 224 hahahahahH.....good one

  • @RearAdmiralTootToot
    @RearAdmiralTootToot 6 лет назад +878

    Lesson 1.) Never ask a woman how to get a woman. 2.) Stop caring what women want

    • @infamous1ao
      @infamous1ao 6 лет назад +39

      RearAdmiralTootToot 100% on point. I wish all men would get this simple concept.

    • @samsinha3550
      @samsinha3550 6 лет назад +26

      Rightly said bro I had the same experience, my ex used to be all over me when I did not care for her at all but when I started to grow fond of her and care about her she drifted apart, it's been more than 1 and a half years but it still hurts

    • @erhardize
      @erhardize 6 лет назад +3

      jip , correct , start thinking what you want , and go for it

    • @Mikeyyyy
      @Mikeyyyy 6 лет назад +2

      @@samsinha3550 literally same thing for me. And it's been 1.5 years as well

    • @spherex6523
      @spherex6523 6 лет назад +2

      Rear: EPIC! :)

  • @stevend2877
    @stevend2877 Год назад +4

    If you are not direct you get told you never got her verbal consent and are asked to appear in court. If you are direct that's sexual harassment. Appear in court.

  • @Boblobblaw88
    @Boblobblaw88 4 года назад +1222

    "I just won the lottery".

  • @insignificantother4194
    @insignificantother4194 6 лет назад +583

    You can't form a deep relationship with a shallow person

    • @caseymartin18
      @caseymartin18 6 лет назад +16

      Yup

    • @ctdvargas
      @ctdvargas 6 лет назад +20

      Fucking thank you.

    • @BlackNigaBehindPc
      @BlackNigaBehindPc 5 лет назад +3

      Insignificant Other Real shit brother!

    • @clayblob2
      @clayblob2 5 лет назад +4

      You can, dig them out😏

    • @nuffflavor
      @nuffflavor 5 лет назад +10

      WRONG...
      You can not form a solid relationship without daily deep throat.

  • @faithcomesbyhearing682
    @faithcomesbyhearing682 6 лет назад +393

    Too many complicated rules for men..........I think I will just stick to finishing my PHD in rocket science,,,much less information to figure out....

    • @raunee100
      @raunee100 6 лет назад +26

      Man! You are so damn right. It makes me laugh why women think they are important and all men got to do is to figure out what women want!

    • @olaxhill3744
      @olaxhill3744 6 лет назад +6

      Billy Wymarra this nigga LMAO

    • @starmann7372
      @starmann7372 6 лет назад +2

      🤣

    • @wilrobles5392
      @wilrobles5392 6 лет назад +3

      I wish i were a rocket scientist.

    •  6 лет назад +4

      @ We trap cheetahs...We don't chase them for a thrill...lol Suckas chase women.

  • @rob21
    @rob21 3 года назад +3

    The only difference between flirting and sexual harassment is whether the woman ALREADY finds the man attractive. This advice is all well and good, but what we really need is a way to make sure a woman isn't batshrimp crazy before we get this far.

  • @rasulbogdan6639
    @rasulbogdan6639 6 лет назад +548

    The day you make an "emotional connection" with a woman is the same day she starts to lose interest.

    • @AllPro777
      @AllPro777 6 лет назад +45

      Sadly, that's so true. You can't be real with them for even a second.

    • @huntermcloud2458
      @huntermcloud2458 6 лет назад +21

      That true they they friend zone you etc etc and all that BS

    • @nameless7910
      @nameless7910 6 лет назад +4

      Fr

    • @adaharrisonn
      @adaharrisonn 6 лет назад +10

      Nah... not always.

    • @lawrencemartin519
      @lawrencemartin519 6 лет назад +1

      I like options.

  • @dominikvalach5663
    @dominikvalach5663 6 лет назад +60

    came for advice
    stayed for the comments
    yall crazy 😂😂

  • @Kyrious
    @Kyrious 6 лет назад +275

    Here’s some advice never listen to women’s advice on women. Simply because in the end they will give advice that puts you in their frame and not yours.

    • @painexotic3757
      @painexotic3757 6 лет назад +3

      @onlinebills02 because these are not tactics to get them in bed easily lmao. You think women are stupid enough to disclose what turns them on?

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 6 лет назад +14

      onlinebills02 its like asking the deer how to hunt deer

    • @kendonato1887
      @kendonato1887 6 лет назад +3

      it's advice, not a rule book. you guys are hilarious

    • @kendonato1887
      @kendonato1887 6 лет назад +2

      @NPC#6789 Orange Man Bad Care to substantiate your assertion or is it simply your opinion that it is terrible?

    • @kendonato1887
      @kendonato1887 5 лет назад

      @Doug Joseph and yet it's still advice... go figure

  • @derekjp6043
    @derekjp6043 2 года назад +86

    I really loved the way you explained this. At 34, my past experiences have certainly proven what you say. You've simplified a bunch for me in this video!!

    • @tommac21
      @tommac21 Год назад +2

      Don't encourage this ridiculousness

  • @pomm1802
    @pomm1802 6 лет назад +381

    "You don't ask the fish how to catch a fish, ask the Fisherman" - The Wise One

    • @slopochillcod-mobile662
      @slopochillcod-mobile662 6 лет назад +7

      And a chicken how to cook a chicken ask a chef

    • @feelingswilldecieve9330
      @feelingswilldecieve9330 6 лет назад +8

      Honest Opinion PATRICE ONEAL .... always glad to see another revolutionized individual by daddy Patrice lol

    • @samgao
      @samgao 6 лет назад +10

      yeah but when the fish can talk, and the fish "WANTS" to be caught, then the fish will tell you exactly what they want. The fisherman can only assume what the fish wants, but only the fish, knows what they want! But in reality, no fish want to be caught and be turned into someone's dinner.

    • @Chris-yw2zp
      @Chris-yw2zp 6 лет назад +4

      What’s up with all these insecure dudes in the comments

    • @Luftgitarrenprofi
      @Luftgitarrenprofi 6 лет назад +3

      @@samgao Individuals are usually terrible at evaluating themselves, especially humans. We are prone to see patterns everywhere (which is what we're good at), but we are bad at interpreting them correctly.
      We are usually quick to make up stories in an attempt to rationalize the pattern we see and immediately commit dozens of fallacies (argument from ignorance, black and white fallacy, argument from popularity, ad hominem, argument from authority being some of the most common ones), just in order to have something to lean on.
      We are especially bad at admitting to not knowing and we take pride in seeming like we know something to others, even if we haven't got a clue.

  • @peaceofmind471
    @peaceofmind471 6 лет назад +74

    Emotional connection for women= money

  • @CowboyKennylightsource
    @CowboyKennylightsource 4 года назад +313

    Confidence, boldness, and being able to fail gracefully , have always worked for me. If you think she is worth your effort, try 10 times being ready to fail 9 times. I use these tools for anything I wish to achieve.

    • @gouthamabhishek1395
      @gouthamabhishek1395 2 года назад +2

      Thanks man

    • @kevinmunger1842
      @kevinmunger1842 2 года назад +16

      You are a stalker today.

    • @CowboyKennylightsource
      @CowboyKennylightsource 2 года назад +7

      @@kevinmunger1842 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @offlineraided
      @offlineraided 2 года назад +11

      If she doesnt show immediate interest move on, no woman is worth asking twice when theres always one who doesnt need to be asked

    • @callofninjafifamafia
      @callofninjafifamafia 2 года назад +1

      10 times really, 4 times is the most I can deal with lol

  • @tomkeffer0922
    @tomkeffer0922 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love the fact that you are so straight forward about how to interact with women and not feel like a fool. I also love the sound of your voice. You know , I do things when I am in a relationship with a woman like when she starts to wake up, I go and sit on the toilet seat to warm it up for her.

  • @radiantmind8729
    @radiantmind8729 6 лет назад +179

    There was absolutely nothing subtle about any of the examples she gave. Saying half of that stuff to a woman that doesn’t already think you’re attractive will lead to a sexual harassment charge.

    • @briseboy
      @briseboy 6 лет назад +5

      Not to mention the alphabetful of STDs gathered long before you run into a woman with some actual standards. . .

    • @briantaylor137
      @briantaylor137 6 лет назад +11

      Those examples are pretty good actually but if you just say them without any context of course it sounds weird.

    • @ronnieburton9593
      @ronnieburton9593 6 лет назад +1

      Man I said the same thing. 😭😭😭😭

    • @keithlints2514
      @keithlints2514 3 года назад +4

      Your compliment has to be indirect.

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 3 года назад

      Exactly.

  • @aftrdrk7263
    @aftrdrk7263 6 лет назад +78

    How about reversing the roles and woman actually do this to men for once. Why must we pander to them constantly. I’ve found woman have absolutely zero skills when it comes to this kind of thing.

    • @Poraqui
      @Poraqui 6 лет назад

      Indeed. Screw these bitches, I like to be entertained. LMS

    • @wormsali
      @wormsali 6 лет назад +14

      warren n/a
      If u put the responsibility on women society will collapse. Its our job to get shit poppin. Women are clueless

  • @nomuff2tuff87
    @nomuff2tuff87 6 лет назад +51

    I used to do this stuff to girls, now I’m married with 3 kids. Run guys ruuunnnn!!!!

  • @yeltsin6817
    @yeltsin6817 2 года назад +41

    I had a great run thru college and university. Making a girl feel Ar ease by being confident and humour is a killer combo. My dad also told me to play a little hard to get. The girl will go crazy. Worked great.

    • @hughjass1835
      @hughjass1835 Год назад

      You can't count college. If you can't get laid in college you might as well transition

    • @jeffhaynes8848
      @jeffhaynes8848 Год назад +2

      Amen brother

    • @silentassassin47
      @silentassassin47 Год назад

      teach me please

    • @yeltsin6817
      @yeltsin6817 Год назад +1

      Be friendly to the ladies without pushing and they will start to wonder what’s wrong with them and why no moves on them. You ll see. Plus they really love it if you listen to what they say. Mind you they tend to say a lot so be ready.

  • @colwilpro
    @colwilpro 3 года назад +87

    I told my ex, I'm ready to take this to the previous level...

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 3 года назад +1

      This is over thinking on steroids. Men who are in fact men don't concern themselves with all this over thinking, my dear. A woman is not an integral factor in the lives of real men; which is why you're not getting the pick of the litter. And, will you please stop that growling out the final syllables of your sentences - that's a turn off to men.

    • @hurstshiftin9873
      @hurstshiftin9873 3 года назад +1

      Well said ..

  • @rodneyaciajr.2005
    @rodneyaciajr.2005 6 лет назад +101

    Never listen to advice from women on how to pick up women. Bottom line is if she wants you, you don't have to say a word, all you have to say is that was great!

  • @1908Rick
    @1908Rick 6 лет назад +143

    A surfer was walking on Venice Beach when he found a lamp in the sand. He rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "today is your lucky day. I can grant you one wish".
    The surfer said " oh wow, dude. I want a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there and surf the BIG waves. "
    The genie paused for a moment and replied, "I'd love to do that for you, but the distance is too far, the oceans currents are too strong and I'm afraid it's impossible. Is there anything else I could do?" Disappointed, the surfer acknowledged and said" ok , I want to understand women". The genie replied" do you want one lane or two? "

    • @FenderBassMan
      @FenderBassMan 6 лет назад +3

      LMFFFFFFFFFAO!

    • @yzinspired
      @yzinspired 6 лет назад

      😭😂 ... #IFWMz

    • @alexmar1382
      @alexmar1382 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lothairthecommiemonarch8488
      @lothairthecommiemonarch8488 6 лет назад

      Venice has no beaches you can surf on but I get the concept

    • @1908Rick
      @1908Rick 6 лет назад

      Well, if you want to get picky, the joke says the surfer was WALKING on the beach.

  • @pauzeta4603
    @pauzeta4603 2 года назад +1

    what the! your own commercial running on your own video after I skip. LOL. Thanks for the advice.

  • @myfavoritepointguard446
    @myfavoritepointguard446 4 года назад +827

    Never listen to girls on "How to get girls" if you're trying to catch a fish you don't ask another fish you ask the fishermen.

    • @killercrock9362
      @killercrock9362 4 года назад +109

      I take input from both to become God of seafood

    • @killercrock9362
      @killercrock9362 4 года назад +23

      @Bob Wilson facts it would be utterly irrational to take only one side of information when you can have both and come to your own unbiased conclusion

    • @pahwraith
      @pahwraith 4 года назад +51

      Plenty of fish eat other fishes.
      Honestly some lesbian wonen are the best seducers of women ive ever met.

    • @tjsurferboi8565
      @tjsurferboi8565 4 года назад +10

      @@pahwraith Correct.

    • @caiheang
      @caiheang 4 года назад +21

      Never listen to people who tells you who to never listen to :)

  • @tsteel80
    @tsteel80 6 лет назад +296

    Sounds like good common sense advice...10 years ago.
    Unfortunately in today's environment flirting can get you accused of harassment and cost you everything.

    • @RepentB4TooLate
      @RepentB4TooLate 6 лет назад +11

      Exactly! My buddy lost his contracts with BMW because this woman falsely accused him of sexual harassment

    • @RepentB4TooLate
      @RepentB4TooLate 6 лет назад +6

      @Legionary Armada yep... and what sucks is that she was the one flirting on him but when he told her no and that he respected his girlfriend she turned around and made up a story of sexual harassment. My buddy lost his car wash business with the BMW dealer which was almost 7500 a month

    • @TheGeorgeD13
      @TheGeorgeD13 6 лет назад

      Only if you're bad at flirting.

    • @Volvo-f2y
      @Volvo-f2y 6 лет назад +1

      yeah both men and women.. nah, men only

    • @RepentB4TooLate
      @RepentB4TooLate 6 лет назад +3

      @Yemi sad but true... gotta be on edge and not be "too friendly" with females at work places.

  • @dmkdm3343
    @dmkdm3343 6 лет назад +174

    99.9% will melt when they hear I hit the lottery....

    • @johnwainwright1637
      @johnwainwright1637 6 лет назад +4

      Money talks and B.S. walks. She's spouting a ton of BS. Never ask a fish how to catch a fish. She'd much prefer Donald Trump does to her what he does best with women...Grab her by the hair. LOL.

    • @robertburnett4204
      @robertburnett4204 6 лет назад

      @@johnwainwright1637 I currently free audio books

  • @johnreed506
    @johnreed506 2 года назад +100

    Just WOW to this! ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! What do ya think about liquid enhancers if you ever heard of them? I have just tested one - Spanish Fly Pro and I’m maximally satisfied (and my girlfriend as well)! Sex was absolutely HUGE!

    • @kevinmunger1842
      @kevinmunger1842 2 года назад

      Nice AD.

    • @tommac21
      @tommac21 7 месяцев назад

      Do you realize that your speaking to a woman I hope. No I guess you dont obviously. My question is.WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU ASK HER ? Like she could possibly answer you

  • @CIAG4PNP
    @CIAG4PNP 6 лет назад +500

    Stay single and never let them move in; you will be richer and have less stress ! Women love to play too many games at your expense !

    • @gglodz5343
      @gglodz5343 6 лет назад +8

      Devil Dog true bruh

    • @LegendAesthetics
      @LegendAesthetics 6 лет назад +6

      Devil Dog yeah... every time I see a couple it makes me heart break, and if I ever have a girlfriend I will find another better one for some reason, I’m not funny or anything, as the cycle goes. I’m boring. Why do I need to entertain someone? .... only companion you ever need is a pet, or friends. even if I don’t have friends.

    • @henry-johnbarton1771
      @henry-johnbarton1771 6 лет назад +4

      So true bru, they love playing games. Just an unnecessary expense

    • @dexterjackson9525
      @dexterjackson9525 6 лет назад +1

      Here HERE

    • @andrewadams3111
      @andrewadams3111 6 лет назад +9

      Do yourself a favor and never get married.

  • @AbhiBass96
    @AbhiBass96 6 лет назад +150

    Tried to do this. Going to prison in a few hours.
    EDIT: Damn, lawyers are expensive af.

    • @harisriaz1376
      @harisriaz1376 6 лет назад

      hahaha this made me laugh :D Please keep up us posted :p

    • @dustinpomeroy8817
      @dustinpomeroy8817 6 лет назад +2

      but your a bad boy now,it'll work out for you

    • @ricosuave6793
      @ricosuave6793 6 лет назад

      And now some prisoner is saying these things to you.

    • @taunoctua245
      @taunoctua245 6 лет назад

      @@JamesColemanChess I guess her advice didn't help. And thus we Americans champion Prison Rape Culture.

    • @eddie7098
      @eddie7098 6 лет назад

      LOL!!!!!!!

  • @KindaFeelsNice
    @KindaFeelsNice 6 лет назад +324

    99.99% Women's are turned on when you say this...
    *Money*

    • @s.g.3042
      @s.g.3042 6 лет назад +2

      when you SHOW, you got money

    • @maceobrown5001
      @maceobrown5001 6 лет назад +1

      [Insert name here] so True, Or new car🤣🤷🏾‍♂️💸

    • @cdsnider9496
      @cdsnider9496 6 лет назад +4

      Just don't say "I don't have any" before you say it. Lol

    • @b.r.2562
      @b.r.2562 6 лет назад +4

      New data now shows it's actually 100%

    • @lucky4724
      @lucky4724 6 лет назад +1

      I just won the lottery!!!!!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

  • @trappart9209
    @trappart9209 2 года назад +32

    I haven't watched the video. But read the comments. I want to share my experience of solving the problem of starting and maintaining romantic and platonic relationships with women and with men (I am straight, so in the case of men it's only platonic). I've tried to change myself because I thought that people do not want to be in any kind of relationship with me. Which means something is not enough or wrong with my perception, knowledge and competence. Turns out it's both - people want to know me, but I was not mature and competent enough for healthy, sincere relationships. (Don't confuse gaining knowledge and competence with pretending to be someone you are not). I had severe social anxiety and lacked social experience, knowledge and competence. 7-8 years later here I am, 21 years old, I feel comfortable and confident in my own skin. What I found out is that I am not interested in people. I want to have relationships, but on practice I don't feel interested in people. So out of this position I understood that when you are not interested in people, they will not be interested in you, because there is no connection. It means that when I approached women in the past I was interested not in them, but my dreams about having a girlfriend. So there is no connection and no interest in me from women's side. It doesn't mean that I am not enough. The problem lies in my intentions and attitude. Why do my attitude and perception are like that? Haven't figured out yet, but on my way. I guess it's about my life long negative experience and trauma because of me being kind of different from most people in my surroundings. Stay strong

    • @zaphir127
      @zaphir127 2 года назад +2

      King comment right here this needs to be pinned.

    • @marcvandoornik
      @marcvandoornik 2 года назад +4

      Respect for putting your vulnerability on display in a RUclips comments section. It's true, though, there is no one-size-fits-all solution. It all depends on individual needs and patterns. But as you stated, getting to know yourself is where it all begins. Take care!

    • @trappart9209
      @trappart9209 2 года назад

      @@zaphir127 appreciate it!

    • @trappart9209
      @trappart9209 2 года назад +2

      @@marcvandoornik thanks for the feedback! Lately I came to a conclusion that I may have a personality disorder and it may be one of the main causes of my inability to maintain relationships in a mature, sincere way. So I decided to seek psychological help from professional. Take care, we are gonna make it!

    • @suschilegge1683
      @suschilegge1683 2 года назад +1

      @@zaphir127 king comment indeed

  • @patbrennan6572
    @patbrennan6572 6 лет назад +174

    the reason women don't like guys that play games is, '' they don't need competition''

  • @butcheyler23
    @butcheyler23 6 лет назад +574

    I have a wallet full of money!! Works every time!!

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore 6 лет назад +6

      Butchman L M A O.
      Honestly, the most cringe thing I’ve read in 2019 thus far. It’s sadly true for a lot of people, but not everyone. I guess the charm’s just not there if you’ve been financially well off as a child, and found out via complete family dysfunction that it wasn’t all that.

    • @jasonkent7858
      @jasonkent7858 6 лет назад +6

      If you have to say it it's not true

    • @lur3950
      @lur3950 6 лет назад +3

      Butchman
      Yes!!!
      No secret!!!

    • @cluggyahoo
      @cluggyahoo 6 лет назад +2

      @patrick henry yet works with 99% of them

    • @JoaoCarlos-kh7pn
      @JoaoCarlos-kh7pn 6 лет назад +5

      hookers?cause i dont see that working with a woman

  • @ktcarl
    @ktcarl 4 года назад +33

    I've been married 44yrs to the same woman and watching this video is fun. I'm on the opposite end of what Miss Marni explains about relationships. A come on line from my wife is simply, "Do you wanna pick up some wine for tonight?" That's my clue she wants to play hide the sausage.

  • @DarthDainese69
    @DarthDainese69 2 года назад +2

    I lost my job because of an unintended innuendo, making a delivery to a school kitchen, I had a pack of six big tins of beans, the head cook said ‘I was only expecting one’ and without thinking I said ‘I can give you one’. She reported me for it

    • @The1and-onlyHeaven7
      @The1and-onlyHeaven7 7 месяцев назад +1

      That was actually such a sharp response pity it turned out the way it did

  • @deltaoscar1054
    @deltaoscar1054 6 лет назад +259

    On behalf of men, we would like you to know that we don't care.

    • @Jlitnin01
      @Jlitnin01 6 лет назад +9

      Almost 4 million views suggests you might be wrong.

    • @vladimirstanescu6616
      @vladimirstanescu6616 6 лет назад +23

      @@Jlitnin01 3.5 million views are from women...

    • @shadetreeprospector6292
      @shadetreeprospector6292 5 лет назад +6

      Dear Delta dear Vladimir if only more men did not care and refused to put the woman on a pedestal if only ....it's easy to understand that 3.5 million of the views were from women because women themselves don't even know what they want they're quite curious if another woman can tell that's what they want they may believe it but they be wrong what they want is a man to take control when you figure out how to politely tell someone to go appropriate themselves and you'll be on the right road to knowing how to politely tell a woman to pull her head out of her ass and know that the world does not revolve around her most all women love to hear Praise by their man but if they done nothing to deserve they know did that praise is empty give them reasons to please you give them tasks make them earn your I love yous and maybe stop using the word I love you as a way to greet one another it means more when is rare it means less when it's of abundance this may be a horrible analogy but if you always cheat your pet they'll always do tricks for you if you always treat your pets when they do tricks they'll only do a trick when you have a treat

    • @deltaoscar1054
      @deltaoscar1054 5 лет назад

      @@shadetreeprospector6292 you have a point, and you really sound like a woman ☺

    • @EdMcCornhole
      @EdMcCornhole 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao as I get laid anyway drinking a beer watching "Marnie"

  • @buzzardneckseahag
    @buzzardneckseahag 5 лет назад +22

    To all men out there. Number one value your self. Number two invest in yourself. Number three do not let other people define you regardless if they are man or a woman. This is the advice that I give my daughters and my son do not be a slave to other peoples opinions. I have been married for over 20 years and it’s my first marriage no divorces. This does not make me better than anyone else but it does give me some kind of insight

    • @deathrager2404
      @deathrager2404 2 года назад

      number 4 DONT GET MARRIED. 5? live a happy life :)

    • @stevend2877
      @stevend2877 Год назад +1

      Number 4: Do not Approach a woman or you'll be hit with a law suit.. make sure to tell you son this.

    • @j2foot922
      @j2foot922 10 месяцев назад

      Word!
      I'll take that any day!

  • @crsed
    @crsed 6 лет назад +75

    All if this sounds like a damn good way of getting a lawsuit filed for sexual harassment lol. Society today is way too broken.

    • @bhangrafan4480
      @bhangrafan4480 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah, don't try too much of this unless you already know she fancies you!

    • @nirans9138
      @nirans9138 6 лет назад

      U

    • @mikemichaelmusic09
      @mikemichaelmusic09 6 лет назад +1

      Today's women are so Fucked Up, They think there pussy is a Diamond mine. If you look at them wrong or say they wrong thing or accidentally touched wrong. Next stop, See you in court.

  • @ranbymonkeys2384
    @ranbymonkeys2384 2 года назад

    This woman found a way to market something that has been happening for millions of years. Absolutely brilliant!

  • @DavidGarcia-yw1lh
    @DavidGarcia-yw1lh 6 лет назад +118

    Imagine telling a woman your getting dirty thoughts! You'd end up in jail pretty quick.

    • @cbenji07
      @cbenji07 6 лет назад +3

      Metoo

    • @ibmenubumonporvida1048
      @ibmenubumonporvida1048 6 лет назад +3

      If you say it right you won't. I say that all the time, no probs

    • @Stormy177
      @Stormy177 6 лет назад +1

      @@ibmenubumonporvida1048 Agreed, success comes from how you say it. Confident and playful delivery lets her know that you're attracted to her, but her personal safety isn't at risk. Sounding like you have every intention of acting on those thoughts as soon as possible is going to leave her cold, and making excuses to end the date as soon as she can.

    • @sloebone7399
      @sloebone7399 6 лет назад +4

      You forgot the first step to all successful interactions with women... Be attractive.

    • @rubenmejias7302
      @rubenmejias7302 6 лет назад +1

      These days u may we be charged with. Reckless Eyeballing

  • @joshuasmith7369
    @joshuasmith7369 6 лет назад +125

    99.9% of all get turned on when you tell them: "I have a large bank account."

    • @chaitea2425
      @chaitea2425 6 лет назад +4

      So true lol

    • @jolo1199
      @jolo1199 6 лет назад +2

      Kids are expensive

    • @melvinlee7088
      @melvinlee7088 6 лет назад +2

      Either “ I have a Large bank account “or ....” I have 3000 Bitcoins and I just cuddle “ lol

  • @podersa241
    @podersa241 6 лет назад +87

    Every woman is different. She either likes you or not. She has already decided within 5 minutes of seeing you.

    • @lolguy-x9n
      @lolguy-x9n 6 лет назад +12

      its worse than that. They categorise too. that man there will give me his money and that man there will give me his d%&ck. takes ages for a man to know they are being played.

    • @richdadsummit7557
      @richdadsummit7557 6 лет назад +2

      That five minute thing is bullshit.

    • @MarkRobertCuthbert
      @MarkRobertCuthbert 6 лет назад

      In IRELAND they make their Judgement in 1 second. "" 5 mins "" is Enerity in Ireland.

    • @henrycomputer1403
      @henrycomputer1403 6 лет назад +1

      And then they preach that prejudging is bad. And sreotyping is bad. But think they are so smart that they can tell everything about you in 5 minutes. It's been my experience that it's less than that

    • @richdadsummit7557
      @richdadsummit7557 6 лет назад

      @@henrycomputer1403 You're probably just boring.

  • @georgepitts
    @georgepitts Год назад +1

    People are 👍 great at keeping secrets they do not 🚫 know.

  • @michaelangelus7355
    @michaelangelus7355 6 лет назад +211

    I know women who are only content with being discontent. They are only happy when they have something to complain about. Ask her what she wants. She can't tell you. Insist on an answer. When she gives you an answer give her exactly what she wants. Immediately, she no longer wants that. She wants to be miserable. She loves it. She lives for it.

    • @ragoff
      @ragoff 5 лет назад +13

      That is so so true. I have dated girls early that didn’t have this but as they get older and take on more they prefer to be miserable, they find comfort in being unhappy, they struggle with times of happiness.

    • @realdeal5712
      @realdeal5712 5 лет назад

      Maybe girl should stay in Chicken and give freedom just like medieval era

    • @michaelangelus7355
      @michaelangelus7355 5 лет назад +6

      Real deal....Your post does not make sense. Please clarify.

    • @KatariaGujjar
      @KatariaGujjar 5 лет назад +12

      You don't give her what she wants you noob. Lol! You make her wait and wait and wait and wait until what she wants has changed into "your approval", then you give it sometimes only. You gotta put in her mind what you want for her to have. Then the ball is always in your court. You'll never hear this from women because in a way its cruel but it works 💯

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 5 лет назад +6

      I'm convinced that all the problems in this world can be tracked back to some woman who is just bored and wants life to be "spicy".
      The asshole behaviour in men is encouraged by womenkind. You can't expect an asshole to change if you easily give him the reward he wants (sex).

  • @TokyoTraveller
    @TokyoTraveller 6 лет назад +1344

    Man: I'm a billionaire
    99.9% of women: I am so turned on right now...

  • @kk-id7if
    @kk-id7if 6 лет назад +448

    You guys seriously take dating tips from a women? You also ask a fish how its like to get fished? Lmfao. What is this.

    • @Adam-ui3ot
      @Adam-ui3ot 6 лет назад +2

      Hahahahahahahahahaha

    • @mcearl8073
      @mcearl8073 6 лет назад +3

      42k 41k Id typically agree however this is solid advice. Plus sometimes I hear about women telling people what men want and they aren’t even close to accurate, they just get lied to so often they think they are experts.

    • @egothiefelite3979
      @egothiefelite3979 6 лет назад +1

      42k 41k are you russian or polish?

    • @NightOfCrystals
      @NightOfCrystals 6 лет назад +4

      Couldn't disagree more. Advice from a woman about women is so much more likely to be better than some male "pickup artist" sharing canned lines of what to say.

    • @sensational136
      @sensational136 6 лет назад +2

      @@NightOfCrystals Pickup never teaches canned routines. You are 15 years too late for the Show. Mystery Method is gone.

  • @VictorFritch
    @VictorFritch 5 месяцев назад

    Marni you are absolutely smoldering!

  • @jedidogma
    @jedidogma 6 лет назад +217

    This one's easy, I don't even have to watch the video. Just three words man: "I've got money". That's it.

    • @jhopkins213
      @jhopkins213 6 лет назад +1

      @David Fleming If you're over 6' tall, you've got it made!

    • @Blashbanderwit
      @Blashbanderwit 6 лет назад +3

      That's my car, can we go now? That line always works for me.

    • @dragenthatch3623
      @dragenthatch3623 6 лет назад

      John Hopkins im over 6 foot and lemme tell ya it doesn't mean that you're set 😂

    • @wanaraz
      @wanaraz 6 лет назад +1

      @@jhopkins213 Nope it depends on a lot of things.

    • @mariovanberneveld5802
      @mariovanberneveld5802 6 лет назад +2

      Those are actually 4 words... But your statement is correct.

  • @wavyremix
    @wavyremix 6 лет назад +115

    Men, never listen to women for advice on women. It’s that simple.

    • @marc2284
      @marc2284 6 лет назад +11

      Agreed. Sounds like she's talking about mainly what she likes or responds too. She hasn't been around every single female to know if they all want the same thing.

    • @matthewsupreme8750
      @matthewsupreme8750 6 лет назад +3

      Funny was just leaving when I seen your comment. A woman can teach you how to pick her up.

    • @youngknowledgeseeker
      @youngknowledgeseeker 6 лет назад +1

      Almost never

    • @wheretherunsapptarantola3959
      @wheretherunsapptarantola3959 6 лет назад +1

      @@marc2284 females know females bro. This is real for the masses but you're correct some females might not be into it.

    • @wheretherunsapptarantola3959
      @wheretherunsapptarantola3959 6 лет назад

      @K P frfr lol

  • @Thuon_
    @Thuon_ 6 лет назад +99

    We men are tired of all these nonsense of do this do that and in the long end we're left grieving. If she come let her come, stay stay, go go period. No more games with our minds.

    • @WavyJazzyBanks
      @WavyJazzyBanks 6 лет назад +2

      Thuon Jambaka Nyakwar Anuro I feel u, no Games; but she’s correct. Subtle finesse isn’t a game, at least not for me. Foreplay is constant; delayed gratification raises anticipation. Conversation rules the nation; communication saves relations.

    • @WavyJazzyBanks
      @WavyJazzyBanks 6 лет назад +1

      porterDAT well it’s about timing mostly: where r u in Life and Love? Where r they? Regardless, it’s all 2 the good. Always spread Love Life Laughter

    • @bamanbuchem9885
      @bamanbuchem9885 6 лет назад

      Agreed

  • @pennywatts4978
    @pennywatts4978 Год назад +1

    I’m a lesbian and learned a lot from ur videos, women don’t know why we do things, I’m proof, lol ty

  • @mauriciorano134
    @mauriciorano134 6 лет назад +211

    This is how the me too movement is getting out of control...

    • @MRSTEEL15
      @MRSTEEL15 6 лет назад +18

      Yet we guys get in trouble for this stuff..When truth is chicks will spread eagle for a big promotion at wrk

    • @bingbong3643
      @bingbong3643 6 лет назад +4

      007mrmrbig or how thick the wade of cash is in your pocket!

    • @MRSTEEL15
      @MRSTEEL15 6 лет назад +9

      @@bingbong3643 This mind set is instilled in all women by their mothers....Become a nurse and find a doctor....Or of you want a big salary? Sleep with the boss......In all industries....Aka corporate America or the entertainment industry......How did Bill Gates meet his wife? Oh, she was his secretary,........The good looking Jeff Bezos just divorced his wife to meet a Latino....How and why did she nab him? By spreading eagle for the CASH!!!!!! Her mother told her..Have him plant aslerm seed in ya....You'll be set for life..........Oh how did Tiger woods meet his blonde ex-wife? She was his Nanny for the kids....Mom told her....Look good while taking care of the house and kids,...Flirt and spread eagle....Wallah!!!! She just renovated her home for $100 mill........Why can't usguys get the same opportunity??? :-)

    • @stlucchese
      @stlucchese 6 лет назад

      LMFAO

    • @JohnJohnson-hl4fv
      @JohnJohnson-hl4fv 6 лет назад +1

      I'm glad I'm not young anymore, cause this "me too" bullshit would have me on death row.

  • @keithglynn9237
    @keithglynn9237 6 лет назад +161

    Call me what you want, but I'm not going to work that hard. I do just fine and I'm not even good looking. I sincerely believe that the games that men and women play are a shameful waste of time, and that nothing beats just being yourself and being respectful. We all seem to learn this when we get old. If you have to work hard to impress a lady, she had better be worth it , appreciate it, and reciprocate it, or get rid of her. Everything in a relationship should be kept as close to even as possible, including working and paying your share.

    • @_mcknight
      @_mcknight 6 лет назад +2

      Exactly. Thank you. Some of that is what I was trying to say myself.

    • @littlegirldidi
      @littlegirldidi 6 лет назад +5

      Hey man, the video is not talking about working hard or anything. It’s explaining how giving subtle signs to women excite her more than giving direct remarks. If you have no problem with women then I bet you already do this unconciously and do not need to be reminded! The video never talks against mutual respect either, which is pretty crucial in a relationship like you say, it’s only talking about one aspect of women’s sexuality. Anyways, glad it works for you

    • @B-Man-69
      @B-Man-69 5 лет назад +2

      Wise words. Or men can just hire sex escorts.

    • @loudpockets90
      @loudpockets90 2 года назад

      Just avoid all of that and pay them to leave they are all selling themselves just look at onlyfans and seeking arrangements that love crap doesn't exist

    • @offlineraided
      @offlineraided 2 года назад

      Bsing respectful to those who arent respectable is your first problem. Treat nobody with kindness until they've earned it. There is no default amount of respect anyone deserves. All strangers are dangerous perverts until they prove otherwise.

  • @jacobseymour7221
    @jacobseymour7221 6 лет назад +20

    Oh gee, another video about all the little things women need. How refreshing.

  • @alanbratt1803
    @alanbratt1803 2 года назад

    This bloke loves your great tips. Love from Australia 🌏🇦🇺

  • @bctw9004
    @bctw9004 6 лет назад +62

    I had an emotional connection once. She got way more than half. Fail.

    • @RepentB4TooLate
      @RepentB4TooLate 6 лет назад +2

      On the other hand this Barber got it all due to his teddy bear charisma 🐼🐾🐻😉

  • @johndee232
    @johndee232 5 лет назад +116

    Women aren't turned on by men and what they say, they only pretend to like them when it's in their best interests financially or socially once a man has served their purpose he is discarded and she moves onto the next guy.

    • @shankardas6938
      @shankardas6938 5 лет назад +14

      There it is the truth men need to know.

    • @carmelo6546
      @carmelo6546 5 лет назад +8

      Somebody is heart broken

    • @JamesAllenJr
      @JamesAllenJr 5 лет назад +8

      She hurt you bad man. Learn to forgive.

    • @worldview730
      @worldview730 5 лет назад +1

      True Dat chronic manipulators

    • @inakarol7454
      @inakarol7454 5 лет назад +1

      Mr Hyde I feel sorry for your experience

  • @MaicoMoon
    @MaicoMoon 6 лет назад +65

    At least Marni is married now. How many of these dating and relationship coaches are perpetually single and can't even keep a man, let alone get one. I may not always agree with Marni, but it's nice to see and hear another perspective to take into account. The sad fact is that quality women and men are both rare to find in this day and age.

    • @raczyk
      @raczyk 6 лет назад +2

      What is a good man/woman?

    • @uncleelmer
      @uncleelmer 6 лет назад +1

      @@raczyk What isn't a good man or woman?

    • @ballantrae101
      @ballantrae101 6 лет назад +4

      It doesn't take all that much for a woman to get married. To get married to what "makes them happy", that is a different story.

    • @pmacca4830
      @pmacca4830 6 лет назад

      Bit presumptious there...Who says they can't get a man?...

    • @marnikinrys
      @marnikinrys  6 лет назад +3

      I hearted this because most of it I loved reading but I was really sad to read that last sentence. There are so many quality people out there.

  • @allenarmstrong2284
    @allenarmstrong2284 2 года назад +7

    They definitely won't admit this or even emotional connections will be hella awkward. Thank you for your sincerity and honesty was nice change of pace and I actually feel like I learned something

    • @tommac21
      @tommac21 7 месяцев назад

      Would you admit something that wasn't true ?

  • @frankcastle3942
    @frankcastle3942 6 лет назад +41

    You don't ask fish how to catch them. You ask Fisherman.

    • @saifamer845
      @saifamer845 6 лет назад +3

      Davey M i mean, fish dont want to be catched or they would be dead, but chics want to be catched so, you can ask them how? That would be weird but u know what i mean...plus fish cant talk, so u wouldnt be able to ask them anyways

    • @saifamer845
      @saifamer845 6 лет назад +4

      Davey M plus some fishermen are full of bs.

    • @saifamer845
      @saifamer845 6 лет назад +3

      Davey M yeah

    • @alexxxg7952
      @alexxxg7952 6 лет назад +1

      Davey M but if fish could talk we’d ask them their favorite food.

    • @saifamer845
      @saifamer845 6 лет назад +1

      Cheeky Boops oh yeah yeah

  • @TheNin-Jedi
    @TheNin-Jedi 5 лет назад +124

    Honestly the best way to a womans heart is by making her laugh. The difficulty is finding the right humor at the right moment.

    • @danielmorgan3590
      @danielmorgan3590 5 лет назад +2

      For real bro u hit the nail on its head!

    • @Evolshedd
      @Evolshedd 5 лет назад +12

      The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her ribcage....

    • @airplayrule
      @airplayrule 5 лет назад +3

      that's the best way to get friendzoned, unless youre good looking.
      Never take advice from PUAs or women.
      I can have an Arab lookin guy with a crappy face/body approach some hot white/Hispanic/Asian girls n follow all this youtuber's advice n he'd be lucky if "only" 99.9% of them REJECT HIM while a handsome/tall/fit white guy with a nice car can mostly disregard all this youtuber's advice n will have WAAAY more options.
      watch videos on channel FaceandLMS n click my sub n bell icons on here (AirPlayRule) for What attracts women videos by the end of 2020 hopefully.

    • @loudpockets90
      @loudpockets90 2 года назад +5

      I got money. i am not a comedian or a clown for her amusement

    • @TheNin-Jedi
      @TheNin-Jedi 2 года назад

      @@loudpockets90 Tell that to every girl you meet and see how quickly they either use you for the money or dump you flat.

  • @charliemurphy7451
    @charliemurphy7451 4 года назад +305

    ‘‘Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
    That works for me every time

    • @monadamus42
      @monadamus42 4 года назад +6

      "Charlie Murphy!" -Rick James. Great comment, I like to tell them "I am your daddy."

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад +1

      "Hello there."

    • @samkirkpatrick7983
      @samkirkpatrick7983 4 года назад +2

      I didn’t like your comment so it can keep 69. Nice.

    • @cityman2312
      @cityman2312 4 года назад +7

      "Not from a Jedi."

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 4 года назад +2

      I just say "you don't want to see my bank-balance; you want to go home and think about ME."
      I'll let you know how THAT works.

  • @julianbarbosa6415
    @julianbarbosa6415 3 года назад +11

    Guys don't lisent to her. Just go out there and life your life with no expectations. Love finds a way. The less you disctract yourself the less time you waste.👍

    • @The-Benjamin-786
      @The-Benjamin-786 Год назад +1

      Topman

    • @tommac21
      @tommac21 7 месяцев назад +1

      100% true. Guys this is what you should be doing. Taking advice such as this. Not some no nothing who is out to sabotage men

    • @kinnyg27
      @kinnyg27 5 месяцев назад

      @@tommac21it’s not her fault that you’re an incel bud. Marni is one of the best dating coaches out there. I don’t really implement stuff anyone says unless I think it’s a guarantee. This bich has gotten me laid many times, the advice that she gives is top notch. Sorry you’re strugglin guy, but you don’t need to be a hater as if it’s Marni’s fault lmfao 💀

  • @anotherDnightmare
    @anotherDnightmare 6 лет назад +113

    The way women have built this world is that there is a razor thin line between innocent flirting and harassment. And not only is it razor thin, it’s ever changing. Nebulous. With no definable borders. I honestly, don’t need the headache. My life is quiet and peaceful and introducing any amount of drama to it, just isn’t worth it.

    • @LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn
      @LyfaLeeZhure_DavidShawn 6 лет назад +7

      Amen, brother! I pulled myself off the market 6 years ago. Happiest I've ever been! I go about my business--getting a shit-ton of stuff accomplished that would've otherwise been in a perpetual state of procrastination, had I been stringing along some opportunistic psychological degenerate with a healthy dose of daddy issues or some other kind of drama.
      I'm horny as all hell, but have a very healthy relationship with PornHub. I'm so oblivious to all things of the opposite sex...they open their mouth...it's just "white noise" to me now--i.e. Charley Brown's friggin teacher. Single-4-life!

    • @Bigtexbbq
      @Bigtexbbq 6 лет назад +4

      Same here. Not worth the shit

    • @nerored6235
      @nerored6235 6 лет назад +5

      if she isn't interested in you before she knows you're alive, it's harassment. ALL kinds of women have publicly said the line is based on her interest in you. And they wonder why men have 2nd, 3rd and 4th thoughts before saying anything. Or HOW you say it.

    • @littlebuddy4321
      @littlebuddy4321 5 лет назад +5

      Women didn't build this world though, men did.

    • @weshohler7601
      @weshohler7601 3 года назад +1

      Exactly. No drama, no hastle, no problems, no nagging, no bs, no bad attitudes (feminist man haters), trying to run my life till I'm crayon eating crazy setting in a room with auto locking doors so I can't get out.
      I do what I want and answer only to myself. Peace, tranquility, and a sane mind here people.

  • @randyb.5604
    @randyb.5604 6 лет назад +36

    You don't know what women want? I'll tell you what women want. They want SECURITY.
    At least that's what they always yell when I approach them in a bar. ;)

    • @ww2remembered983
      @ww2remembered983 6 лет назад +1

      Winner winner! Chicken dinner! hahaahaa, thanks!

    • @slimsalaam4577
      @slimsalaam4577 6 лет назад

      Randy brown is spam

    • @tec2able1
      @tec2able1 6 лет назад +2

      women dont even understand their own thoughts in what they want

    • @granthornin3836
      @granthornin3836 6 лет назад

      Totally stealing that.

    • @randyb.5604
      @randyb.5604 6 лет назад +1

      @@granthornin3836 Go right ahead, I stole it from a comedian but can't remember his name. :)

  • @delilahpuddingstash5592
    @delilahpuddingstash5592 6 лет назад +56

    Just drop an ATM receipt with a 100,000 + balance, the women will come to you!

  • @buicklincoln
    @buicklincoln 3 года назад +4

    Guys, do this: ignore the woman or pay special attention to her friends or her sisters. Women hate being ignored. Especially the most attractive ones. Ignore that woman, then she comes to you and tries to figure out why you are talking to those close to her but not her.

    • @ir8free
      @ir8free 2 года назад

      iow, competition for attention

    • @draydinbardon9782
      @draydinbardon9782 2 года назад

      Yeah yeah we all read the netting game.
      It was written by a turbo virgin.

  • @citisamsjw5513
    @citisamsjw5513 6 лет назад +54

    Become a millionaire. All the hot chicks will find you, it's that simple.

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 6 лет назад

      You're not getting it either.

    • @Daniela-pr7rz
      @Daniela-pr7rz 3 года назад

      So it's ok for you to want hot chicks, but not ok for them to want billionaires?

  • @dagreatnordafrikaner7025
    @dagreatnordafrikaner7025 6 лет назад +157

    Ask a woman for advice and do the opposite of whatever she said to you.

  • @lawrencelewis8105
    @lawrencelewis8105 6 лет назад +111

    I had a date with a woman I met on Plenty of Fish. She said the only gift she would ever want is a Hermes purse. I went to a store where they sold them, an old friend worked there. I asked her what they cost, she said that they start at about $6,500.00. Boy did I dodge a bullet. Anything that costs that much better have a steering wheel!

    • @LeadersEatLast
      @LeadersEatLast 6 лет назад +6

      Good 4u My Friend. Any Woman Who Places Value & Idolizes Dumb Designer/Fashion Labels is Most Likely Shallow & Superficial. I Mean it's Poor People Starving for Christ's Sake. Cheers To U For Dodging A Very Big Bullet - And So Did Your Bank Account.🏦💵🥂

    • @raygarcia4468
      @raygarcia4468 6 лет назад +4

      You cheap bastard . Woman say shit like that because sometimes she see them in public and asks the woman what kind of hand bag is that and of course they tell her . But no one with any class would ask the price . You should of done your home work . I get my girlfriend hand bags all the time . Well I live in a wealthy community but I’m not going to spend money like that unless she’s my wife . But where I live they have consignment stores for woman clothes. Start off with a Gucci belt , new they’re a few hundred bucks but at a consignment store you can get a pre owned one for $175.00 or get her a pre owned Prada bag for $500.00 even a Tore Burch clutch purse new is $ 500.00 and pre /0 is $200.00 and they will polish them with leather cream and wrap paper around it and put it in a nice box with a ribbon. Then later she will wrap her legs around you in a motel 6 . I only do shit like this if she hot . I don’t waste this kind of thing on just a regular looking woman . This is called for play . Now grow up ! This is how life works sometimes . But I guarantee you each and every man today will be divorced once . I’ve been with my girlfriend for 13 years now and I don’t want to ruin it by getting married. Then she will think she can track my every movements . I like to go on a 3 day trip with my cousins aka some whore I met in the produce section at Ralph’s

    • @oldshoe1
      @oldshoe1 6 лет назад +16

      Ray Garcia he refused to pay 6,500 and you call him a cheap bastard. Sigh 🤦🏻‍♂️ middle class talk.

    • @raygarcia4468
      @raygarcia4468 6 лет назад +1

      I'm that good brah. Now I bet you wish you would of paid more attention in school or just finished college ! Stupidity is your middle name . If middle class is $750.000 dollars a year well fuck you . I won't be behind you at the bank .

    • @raygarcia4468
      @raygarcia4468 6 лет назад +1

      I'm that good brah. : I never said to pay $6.500 dollars.. Learn how to read and I'll learn how to write on this small phone

  • @shopping-magasins-decorati87
    @shopping-magasins-decorati87 2 года назад +29

    You really get the point here , always good to be reminded over these realities!

    • @tommac21
      @tommac21 Год назад

      And what exactly is her point ? She knows no more then you do. Believe me. Theses women are all scam artists.

  • @mohdalnaqbi
    @mohdalnaqbi 6 лет назад +273

    A fish teaching men how to fish...

    • @wheremylifego3790
      @wheremylifego3790 6 лет назад +3

      🤣😂🤣 u know ...! Lol

    • @celljudge32
      @celljudge32 6 лет назад +7

      Solid Patrice reference rip

    • @Wildcock23
      @Wildcock23 6 лет назад +2

      Mohamed Al N Ⓥ Exactly! How hypocritical is that?

    • @Skannerz
      @Skannerz 6 лет назад +4

      🤔....a bit crude but true.

    • @Feeltheblessing
      @Feeltheblessing 6 лет назад +2

      Truth do you have to refer to women as bitches? Let me ask you something: are you a player? Did you ever have more than one woman at a time? Well if you do then most likely you are a Dog( oh wait but it that means you are a hero and because women do the same they are call bitches??) if you didn’t then you are a fck loser. Learn how to refer to women because your mother is a woman and she’ll be very sad to hear you talking that nasty( and this goes to any other asshole who is referring to woman like that).

  • @Mark-sy2bx
    @Mark-sy2bx 5 лет назад +201

    When you are with the "right" woman you will naturally say the "right" thing.

    • @kingdrift1136
      @kingdrift1136 4 года назад

      I think it’s for people who lack common sense in general. Some men still go to dem bad apples

    • @pllpsy665
      @pllpsy665 4 года назад +5

      There is no such thing as the "right" woman. This kind of thinking is what fucks most men up.Putting the illusion of the "right woman" on a pedestal and undervaluing most other possibilities.

    • @Mark-sy2bx
      @Mark-sy2bx 4 года назад +6

      @@pllpsy665 I don't believe forcing a woman to fit into your life is a very successful path. This kind of thinking actually allows men to save years of wasting time in a relationship that is nothing but a struggle. Just get the right woman from the start and be happy forever. If only I could go back in time and take my olwn advice.

    • @anisaali6792
      @anisaali6792 4 года назад +1

      @@pllpsy665 honestly if you kind of like a women you can learn to love her the right one its some bullshit romantic people and the norms have created!

    • @pilotactor777
      @pilotactor777 4 года назад

      Truth. If it wasnt right, then you weren't right together. Very rare tho

  • @fakenewsbusters9062
    @fakenewsbusters9062 6 лет назад +29

    *MARNI, YOU JUST TOLD US GUYS EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.*

  • @robertdarcy2168
    @robertdarcy2168 Год назад

    WING GIRL
    Have to laugh,I'm probably one of not that many men who understand exactly techniques you're very capably divulging.
    Yes I have Subscribed/👍's upped
    Attractive/Entertaining Content.
    ❤️💋

  • @Dredgen-Yor
    @Dredgen-Yor 6 лет назад +57

    I clicked on this video just to read the comments. You don't ask a fish how to catch fish. You ask a fisherman. Plain and simple.

    • @linolino9306
      @linolino9306 6 лет назад +6

      lol. I agree with your point. But what if you ask a fish how it was caught. That's also not bad to achieve the goal. 😎

    • @Dredgen-Yor
      @Dredgen-Yor 6 лет назад +6

      @@linolino9306 that's cool too. But women don't know what they want man. I'm telling you.

    • @linolino9306
      @linolino9306 6 лет назад +1

      @@Dredgen-Yor I agree tho

    • @morrisw7227
      @morrisw7227 6 лет назад +1

      Ask a very successful fisherman!

    • @mahlingillespie9594
      @mahlingillespie9594 6 лет назад

      Yep, watch out for anyone trying to catch'em a fisherman.

  • @nachomama55
    @nachomama55 6 лет назад +26

    Talking to women is like solving a rubix cube underwater with sharks.

    • @JacquesChancelier
      @JacquesChancelier 6 лет назад

      Ted Staf 哈哈哈!If that’s a joke, the idea is very funny. If it’s not though, Yo, you need a doctor!

  • @andrewgoodwin9385
    @andrewgoodwin9385 6 лет назад +16

    Money, status is all you need. If you don't have that you won't get a woman. Woman only love you for what you can give them. Being a decent person is last.

    • @BlunderCity
      @BlunderCity 6 лет назад

      Damn you're in trouble then. You are neither rich nor a decent person.

  • @kyrareneeLOA
    @kyrareneeLOA 2 года назад +1

    Guys, no, no, no..do not agree. Women need emotional security, free to be themselves, and trust the consistency of the man and his actions, and his words. GUYS ... . without the trust and bond... you killed what would have started.

  • @vladjones2446
    @vladjones2446 6 лет назад +47

    Players don’t look for women...women look for Players...

  • @RobbieSuede13
    @RobbieSuede13 6 лет назад +27

    I did NOT learn anything by watching this video

  • @dannyroe5236
    @dannyroe5236 6 лет назад +23

    4:44 is exactly the point when the sales pitch starts up.

  • @EricRolpheNyenhuis
    @EricRolpheNyenhuis Год назад

    Talk to Carol today. You guys are great. Im a mess but you guys make things easy. Dont get scammed by other "Quick Scams" These girls are all great