Schlatt Has A Change Of Mind

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @dummy6701
    @dummy6701 Год назад +442332

    His dementia kicked in and he forgot he stutters

    • @ElariaFlori
      @ElariaFlori Год назад +16862

      Fucking impeccable comment holy shit

    • @Lemonade.1971
      @Lemonade.1971 Год назад +7412

      I think all presidents have dementia at this point, them old people

    • @plainperson7797
      @plainperson7797 Год назад +3218

      ​@Will.Gay.Solace all politicians really

    • @Hawkborat
      @Hawkborat Год назад +3272

      Maybe next he'll forget he has dementia and remember everything.

    • @nglstilltyping
      @nglstilltyping Год назад +351

      ^

  • @glggetv
    @glggetv Год назад +25785

    Bro saved his final full sentence for his last moment

    • @micahrobbins8353
      @micahrobbins8353 Год назад +269

      I misread that as "for his last moment" and that's honestly even funnier

    • @glggetv
      @glggetv Год назад

      @@micahrobbins8353 fr, watch this

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb Год назад +259

      @@micahrobbins8353 HE EDITED IT WHAT WAS IT BEFORE

    • @sladeallen7453
      @sladeallen7453 Год назад +52

      @@whoisanarnbfr I gotta know

    • @ClipVocabulary
      @ClipVocabulary Год назад +34

      @@micahrobbins8353what was it before

  • @LittleSalty-Kei
    @LittleSalty-Kei Год назад +39428

    bro rolled his first 20 in charisma.

    • @freetherapy-84
      @freetherapy-84 Год назад +196

      😂😂 I'm dying. First time he moved me to my soul baby!!!!!

    • @Forn0
      @Forn0 Год назад +135

      Love the dnd reference not many people Ik play dnd so they never get my dnd jokes ngl

    • @SirWukong
      @SirWukong Год назад +45

      @@Forn0ive been playing way too much baldur’s gate so all of the recent nat 20 comments has never failed to make me smile

    • @justusweber8273
      @justusweber8273 Год назад +7

      Best comment 2023 😆😂😎… solid brother 🤜🤛🫡 … pen and paper for life

    • @ghostlyportal8555
      @ghostlyportal8555 Год назад +2

      I feel like I remember that profile picture

  • @truffings3351
    @truffings3351 2 месяца назад +2070

    “AND WE OWN THE FINISH LINE” is un ironically the hardest line iv ever heard

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 15 дней назад +3

      hey

    • @Chipperland4471
      @Chipperland4471 10 дней назад +2

      @@EnergeticSpark63hey

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 10 дней назад +2

      @Chipperland4471 hey

    • @perrytheplatypus42
      @perrytheplatypus42 10 дней назад +10

      There’s another US military speech where the guy says smth to the effect of “If you fuck with us, someone else will raise your sons and daughters”

    • @EnergeticSpark63
      @EnergeticSpark63 10 дней назад +1

      @@perrytheplatypus42 hey

  • @jaredtandle2596
    @jaredtandle2596 Год назад +21528

    He found his coke stash from the 80s and sent it.

  • @seagulllls
    @seagulllls Год назад +17264

    bro just dropped the hardest joe biden edit

    • @KamenRaiden
      @KamenRaiden Год назад +44

      But also one of the only lol. Hard af to

    • @omnombrains
      @omnombrains Год назад +17

      Bro just broed the broest bro broden bro

    • @ethannursalim7796
      @ethannursalim7796 5 месяцев назад +14

      its Joe prime. this is his strongest form more than 10 years ago

    • @yaz060686
      @yaz060686 4 месяца назад +1

      Bro cooked

    • @andrewgreenwood9068
      @andrewgreenwood9068 4 месяца назад +1

      his speeches on apartheid and the bombing of Serbia also go hard

  • @frozenhotdog9002
    @frozenhotdog9002 Год назад +12601

    Bro woke up for five minutes and said the hardest shit

    • @MegaTron7568
      @MegaTron7568 Год назад +187

      then hes back to autopilot

    • @frozenhotdog9002
      @frozenhotdog9002 Год назад +36

      @@MegaTron7568 fr

    • @rebeccakenworthy7126
      @rebeccakenworthy7126 Год назад +47

      It's the meds my friend- he's ok mentally for 6 hours or so after taking them- then they start to wear off, he gets mentally tired and we see "normal Joe" come out to play again

    • @JamesFBack
      @JamesFBack Год назад +4

      Then went back to sleep.

    • @nahhjhg
      @nahhjhg Год назад +19

      This was 7 years ago 😔

  • @SulphuriclyKryptical
    @SulphuriclyKryptical 3 месяца назад +7897

    He was too powerful, they had to nerf it.

    • @amAliveTrustme
      @amAliveTrustme 2 месяца назад +12

      RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH💪💪💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @qp1659
      @qp1659 2 месяца назад +35

      @@SulphuriclyKryptical so true

    • @N4MEK14N
      @N4MEK14N 2 месяца назад

      You know they were scared of the infamous BIDEN BLAST​@@qp1659

    • @agnibhnandi1362
      @agnibhnandi1362 2 месяца назад +275

      Yeah this statement is unironically true. Biden during the 2008 VP debate was a complete different man, calm and collected, sharp as a needle and overall a commanding figure. When he became president he was actually ill(with dementia of course). Thus, we got 'sleep joe' Biden. But that man in his younger years was a dominant politician.

    • @simonjones4855
      @simonjones4855 2 месяца назад

      ​@@agnibhnandi1362It would be true if he hadnt accused a mysterious power being behind it. Dementia happens. Its sad. Its not a conspiracy theory.

  • @elliotthood1719
    @elliotthood1719 Год назад +19352

    “We own the finish line” genuinely goes so hard

    • @rldv634
      @rldv634 Год назад +164

      He didn’t write it, or think about, he just said it as he was told

    • @chittasticchitta1164
      @chittasticchitta1164 Год назад +978

      ​@@rldv634still goes insanely hard

    • @argbd202
      @argbd202 Год назад +679

      @@rldv634same with every president giving a speech ever

    • @Janeage
      @Janeage Год назад +263

      ​@@rldv634that's all presidential debates, doesn't make the delivery any less hard

    • @dogwithabeanie
      @dogwithabeanie Год назад +110

      @@rldv634so does every other politician. Whats your point? All the guy said was that it was a good line

  • @PwnageXD
    @PwnageXD Год назад +31480

    “We own the finish line” is one of the hardest lines I’ve heard a president say

    • @kiopsm8825
      @kiopsm8825 Год назад +990

      To be fair he wasn't president at the time, of I remember correctly this was back in 2016

    • @BigOlKnothead
      @BigOlKnothead Год назад +400

      "F.A.F.O. North Korea we have bigger badder nukes, in a much greater quantity- We won't hesitate to wipe you from existence Mr. Kim- Mr? are we sur it's mister? okay usually a woman's name."
      -Trump

    • @CoolCatDoingAKickflip
      @CoolCatDoingAKickflip Год назад +103

      ​@kiopsm8825 back when he took his pills

    • @reeferrick2635
      @reeferrick2635 Год назад +509

      ​@@BigOlKnothead that's just basic schoolyard shit talking

    • @neuratlas
      @neuratlas Год назад +365

      @@reeferrick2635true dude, that quote from trump sounds like they were interviewing a gradeschooler on what they think a president would respond with.

  • @Tepidty
    @Tepidty Год назад +32703

    bro turned on patriot mode for this one

    • @jelafi-z8e
      @jelafi-z8e Год назад +637

      Bro entered the avatar state of presidents 😭

    • @testingdumby4524
      @testingdumby4524 Год назад +294

      this was before sleepy joe, this was when he was active and before dementia kicked in around 2016

    • @Knightgob
      @Knightgob Год назад

      RAHHHHHHH🗣️❗️🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅𓃕𓃗𓃲𓄃𓃲𓃲𓃲𓃒𓀒𓃸

    • @ZaccOfficial
      @ZaccOfficial Год назад +72

      This reminded me of when me and my friends playing the rap battle game on Jackbox, and we had one AI player since we had odd number of players
      For an entire match, the whole 3 rounds the AI was spitting straight fire with some that seem to even be personalised. He beat all of us in the match. Ever since that, he just became dumb and spew incoherent things

    • @gladperson116
      @gladperson116 Год назад

      Its ironic cuz liberals hate this country

  • @SCP131
    @SCP131 2 месяца назад +310

    Bro used his dementia and forgot about dementia

  • @snookorsnek8688
    @snookorsnek8688 Год назад +10140

    He was saving energy to use his special voiceline with a 7% chance of happening in game

    • @testingdumby4524
      @testingdumby4524 Год назад +243

      this was before sleepy joe, this was when he was active and before dementia kicked in around 2016

    • @Wall-knight
      @Wall-knight Год назад +38

      @@testingdumby4524really? I didn’t know that

    • @Default012
      @Default012 Год назад +139

      @@Wall-knightyea it was when he was campaigning for Hillary. Man he’s fallen sharply since then.

    • @coolguymcsteven2179
      @coolguymcsteven2179 Год назад +4

      Fallout 3 moment

    • @mattaboveallhews1502
      @mattaboveallhews1502 Год назад +12

      :O
      P R O O T

  • @jglackey2
    @jglackey2 Год назад +38352

    “Man forgets he has dementia, remembers everything”

    • @BCAndCB
      @BCAndCB Год назад +437

      this is the average dhar mann video

    • @axtistic
      @axtistic Год назад +324

      suddenly remembers demtia, forgets everything

    • @HelpMePLESS
      @HelpMePLESS Год назад +165

      “Man forgets he has dementia, what happens next will shock you!”

    • @GRUGorious
      @GRUGorious Год назад +32

      @@axtistic cycle repeat

    • @elgeorge437
      @elgeorge437 Год назад +26

      Ahh yes, The Onion 🧅 style headline

  • @quentinchildressjr3052
    @quentinchildressjr3052 Год назад +14641

    They gave bro a whole gallon of ice cream before giving that speech 😂

  • @maybayV2
    @maybayV2 Месяц назад +118

    Crazy thing is, he has tons of very lucid and normal moments, but the media only covers his stutters.
    Hell, even when he misspeaks, most the time he corrects himself right after, but clips are cut before that.
    What a day and age we live in.

    • @SEXUAL-ABUSER
      @SEXUAL-ABUSER Месяц назад +1

      Sorry blud but we've gotten multiple full length speeches and debates of him being a dementia ridden old man. Don't go coping now .

    • @F.B.I
      @F.B.I 13 дней назад +13

      I dont really like Joe but goddamn he was a good politician in 2008, and then his dementia kicked in... and he is getting way too much hate for absolutely no reason.

    • @uoauibdhv
      @uoauibdhv 11 дней назад +9

      @@F.B.I I don't even think this is dementia, he doesn't seem to actually forget stuff, he's slower to process information, it's just his age I think.

    • @F.B.I
      @F.B.I 11 дней назад +6

      @uoauibdhv he has stutter, there's no actual confirmation of him having dementia and he corrects himself 99% of the time after he says something dumb. While he is old and has some problems with his mind, every old person has that, that gal is 82, of course he's gonna have some problems

    • @ARCcommand
      @ARCcommand 10 дней назад

      ​@@F.B.Ihe even used to be vocally pro-segregation. Truly what a worthy man for you to back.

  • @NachoMountDewCat
    @NachoMountDewCat Год назад +12537

    "We own the finish line!" Is the best quote I've heard in a while.

    • @testingdumby4524
      @testingdumby4524 Год назад +362

      this was before sleepy joe, this was when he was active and before dementia kicked in around 2016 😂

    • @OnePeice_IsTheGoat
      @OnePeice_IsTheGoat Год назад +87

      Fr thats what I was thinking "we own the finish line" is fucking hard af💥

    • @Feedback287
      @Feedback287 Год назад +47

      im confused the finish line is usually black and white and we only own one of those

    • @Felale
      @Felale Год назад +20

      @@testingdumby4524Dementia was kicking in near the end of Obama's term and Joe has never been that smart.

    • @Toxikitty69
      @Toxikitty69 Год назад +20

      ​@@OnePeice_IsTheGoat That should be America's tagline "We don't just cross the finish line, we own the fucking finish line!" 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Jelliott_ssb
    @Jelliott_ssb Год назад +105189

    Bro was awake for that

    • @EthanW56
      @EthanW56 Год назад +3021

      They bribed him with a child and some chocolate ice cream

    • @s4ndr3x98
      @s4ndr3x98 Год назад +439

      @@EthanW56 LMAOOO

    • @menacetosociety2997
      @menacetosociety2997 Год назад +178

      ​@@EthanW56accurate

    • @Jelliott_ssb
      @Jelliott_ssb Год назад +214

      @@EthanW56 It looks like he was on something, the way his eyes were so wide 😂

    • @SportySnake
      @SportySnake Год назад +37

      ​@EthanW56 "this will do🗿" -joe biden

  • @Bender435
    @Bender435 Год назад +6868

    Bro drank a monster beforehand

    • @testingdumby4524
      @testingdumby4524 Год назад +69

      this was before sleepy joe, this was when he was active and before dementia kicked in around 2016

    • @jelly-cat-
      @jelly-cat- Год назад

      @@testingdumby4524got it thx for the info

    • @unoriginalname3442
      @unoriginalname3442 Год назад +9

      I'm thinking he had a bit of his son's stash

    • @zakarts6282
      @zakarts6282 Год назад +1

      Still wasnt great grammar

    • @KillaK-2010
      @KillaK-2010 Год назад +5

      Nah he had a chocolate chocolate chip

  • @Dude-xv4os
    @Dude-xv4os 4 дня назад +5

    They turned off power saving mode 😂😂

  • @Kinghonker420
    @Kinghonker420 Год назад +11372

    “We own the finish line” is a fucking BAR

    • @I3g0u
      @I3g0u Год назад +70

      Definitely. The country is finished for all its worth

    • @ElBleezy9
      @ElBleezy9 Год назад +23

      ​@VortexFlips...ok?

    • @maximeb6662
      @maximeb6662 Год назад +55

      They sat him down, made him watch the whole dracula flow series and he came out a new man

    • @urmom-sucks-d1cks
      @urmom-sucks-d1cks Год назад +1

      They should have put the part where his grandchild said "he takes inappropriate showers with me" that would have made this so hard and me cos I love the fact our president fiddles with his own kids

    • @poopypantspoop
      @poopypantspoop Год назад +2

      @VortexFlips💕🔫

  • @Nice_Guy3012
    @Nice_Guy3012 Год назад +14061

    "We own the finish line" is such a hard bar

    • @imatiu
      @imatiu Год назад +173

      It's also a very poor mentality.
      It essentially means that USA is at the best possible state it could be, when that means that half of the population in the country has no access to medical care without falling into debt, that finish line seems like it belongs on a race no one with a functioning brain would want to run.
      Improvement should always be a goal, if not for oneself then for the sake of others.

    • @memesoon8361
      @memesoon8361 Год назад +882

      @@imatiuI AINT READING THAT RAAAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @shayde3428
      @shayde3428 Год назад

      @@memesoon8361 one thing i admire is the arrogance of Americans differences aside you never fail to entertain
      The whole country is a zoo

    • @cjyeeters8136
      @cjyeeters8136 Год назад +426

      @@memesoon8361HELL YEAH BROTHER RAHHHH🦅🦅

    • @soupsoupisyum5943
      @soupsoupisyum5943 Год назад +161

      @@imatiudude is yapping lol

  • @zyc400
    @zyc400 Год назад +10711

    Bro finally gained consciousness

    • @TheCupcakeGobbler
      @TheCupcakeGobbler Год назад +55

      Collective conciousness.

    • @St0n3d_jesus-ttv
      @St0n3d_jesus-ttv Год назад +55

      It only took 300 years 😂🥲

    • @on2.2
      @on2.2 Год назад +41

      ppl usually get conciousness at ages of 3-5 yrs old and he gained it in 70💀

    • @d4vid.2real
      @d4vid.2real Год назад +14

      This video was a couple years ago sadly

    • @bradderzj4568
      @bradderzj4568 Год назад +4

      😭

  • @Potato_Creates
    @Potato_Creates 4 месяца назад +80

    Bros ice cream fell on the ground and started his villain arc

  • @Green_Falcon
    @Green_Falcon Год назад +17111

    He got his mind back for a minute and did NOT waste it

    • @TerabyteGaming_12345
      @TerabyteGaming_12345 Год назад +182

      This vid is 7 or 8 yrs ago...

    • @-LowResDream
      @-LowResDream Год назад +38

      @@TerabyteGaming_12345wrong

    • @RAMOBUS
      @RAMOBUS Год назад +39

      ​@@TerabyteGaming_12345damn "shlat" really hasnt changed

    • @johngideon272
      @johngideon272 Год назад +133

      @@-LowResDreamthis speech is literally on RUclips and dated to 2016?

    • @danielllanes5298
      @danielllanes5298 Год назад +93

      @@johngideon272 thanks for reminding me 2016 was 7-8 years ago...

  • @JordySchunk
    @JordySchunk Год назад +8732

    Joe's revolution against britain ptsd kicked, and his dementia made him forget he had dementia.

  • @saviorofjoy8117
    @saviorofjoy8117 Год назад +39164

    Bro's dementia left, he remembered he was him

    • @death_it_shelf8567
      @death_it_shelf8567 Год назад +1036

      Bro forgot he had dementia

    • @emi_loves_compliments
      @emi_loves_compliments Год назад +263

      Lmao terminal lucidity

    • @thatchicksebby
      @thatchicksebby Год назад +174

      This reads like a Dracula flow lyric

    • @Midala87
      @Midala87 Год назад

      It's all coming together now. Sleepy Joe hasn't been sniffing young girls hair lately. Sniffing hair is what keeps his dementia at bay.

    • @kappo3740
      @kappo3740 Год назад +63

      He forgot he wasn't that guy

  • @KingLamb1216
    @KingLamb1216 2 месяца назад +8

    “We own the finish line!” Has gotta be one of the hardest things I’ve ever heard.

  • @calebfitzsimmons7070
    @calebfitzsimmons7070 Год назад +4120

    Even his dementia was like "let him cook"

  • @labelle6683
    @labelle6683 Год назад +11786

    Ayo, "We own the finish line" is fucking savage.
    I want this as my fucking morning alarm.

    • @theonlyMoancore
      @theonlyMoancore Год назад +205

      "We are America, second to *none* "

    • @kugelblitzkrieg
      @kugelblitzkrieg Год назад

      It’s true too, either we invent the best shit or take it from others and make it better 😎 🦅🇺🇸
      (I used “take” and not “steal” because we don’t always steal things to make into our own. Britain beats us there lol.)

    • @silentx6644
      @silentx6644 Год назад +30

      ​@@theonlyMoancore its a common idiom? or are you saying that there are better countries than america?

    • @davidholt8330
      @davidholt8330 Год назад +16

      savage, but untrue😅

    • @davidholt8330
      @davidholt8330 Год назад +7

      ​@@silentx6644I think he's implying that Joe didn't have to take it so far.😅

  • @Felixkeeg
    @Felixkeeg Год назад +4666

    These G-Fuel ads are getting out of hand

  • @LOFIVT
    @LOFIVT Год назад +3942

    Bro gained conscience at the ripe age of 81

    • @someguy9301
      @someguy9301 Год назад +113

      Speech was 7 years ago. Crazy how much he declined since then.

    • @bleachyfishy
      @bleachyfishy Год назад +10

      Don’t say ripe 😭

    • @webbiergoose2032
      @webbiergoose2032 Год назад +11

      These no way he’s 81 and in charge

    • @The_baryonyxboi
      @The_baryonyxboi Год назад +5

      Seven years ago dang he should’ve ran for president in 2016

    • @Tenekai
      @Tenekai Год назад +3

      If he had a conscience, he'd turn himself and his son in.

  • @Akimess542
    @Akimess542 Год назад +6083

    For context:
    He was asked where the bathroom is.

  • @IfDumbWasAGUY
    @IfDumbWasAGUY 2 месяца назад +54

    Damn those 7 brain cells were working overtime

  • @Froxphra
    @Froxphra 11 месяцев назад +18337

    Bro's dementia had dementia

    • @Superhumanbattlegrounds
      @Superhumanbattlegrounds 11 месяцев назад +56

      Fr lol

    • @SirWimpus
      @SirWimpus 11 месяцев назад +190

      This speech is from 7 years ago

    • @Sp3pS
      @Sp3pS 11 месяцев назад +87

      That explains a lot​@@SirWimpus

    • @EyesOfIsolation
      @EyesOfIsolation 11 месяцев назад +62

      ​@@SirWimpusDamn, Joe fell so hard lol

    • @yerrassyl
      @yerrassyl 11 месяцев назад +10

      I have seen your parents!Good men...

  • @CoryxKenshinxChin
    @CoryxKenshinxChin Год назад +2380

    Joe heard his sleeper agent activation phrase and he was no longer sleepy.

    • @Nuclear_energy_enjoyer
      @Nuclear_energy_enjoyer Год назад +27

      Lemme guess, the sleeper agent was icecream

    • @univ9356
      @univ9356 Год назад +6

      ​@@Nuclear_energy_enjoyerHe hears it too much!! Wouldn't work as a sleeper phrase HAHA.

    • @BostYT
      @BostYT Год назад

      @@univ9356precisely

    • @Kreppey_
      @Kreppey_ Год назад +4

      it was obamna

    • @frydayeveryday
      @frydayeveryday Год назад +1

      Was thinking the same thing

  • @ricciymorales
    @ricciymorales Год назад +70538

    Bro took his meds💀

    • @julytennineteenseventytwo
      @julytennineteenseventytwo Год назад +362

      That’s wild 💀💀💀

    • @idofx8722
      @idofx8722 Год назад +448

      That or they forgot to give him them for once.

    • @theboyfazail
      @theboyfazail Год назад +62

      Fr 😭

    • @takemeout5687
      @takemeout5687 Год назад +91

      ​@@idofx8722I can imagine some shadow group drugging him like that. Even though his dementia started kicking in 2016 that was a pretty fast degradation

    • @takemeout5687
      @takemeout5687 Год назад +17

      ​@@idofx8722I can imagine some shadow group drugging him like that. Even though his dementia started kicking in 2016 that was a pretty fast degradation

  • @DJMB32
    @DJMB32 2 месяца назад +11

    Nah owning the finish line is the coldest thing ever

  • @alexcrazy1492
    @alexcrazy1492 Год назад +6805

    Bros dementia left for five minutes and he remembered he was president

    • @samathum4711
      @samathum4711 Год назад +34

      This is old

    • @altu8590
      @altu8590 Год назад +77

      ​@@samathum4711 Like Joe Biden.

    • @Fraus2610
      @Fraus2610 Год назад +13

      @@samathum4711and kinda demented

    • @the_dude23
      @the_dude23 Год назад

      @@altu8590that’s crazy

    • @cyboticzombie
      @cyboticzombie Год назад +17

      @@Fraus2610like Joe biden

  • @jasonmyneni8605
    @jasonmyneni8605 Год назад +4591

    That whole speech was truly amazing. I don’t know what his team gave him beforehand, but they need to keep doing that

    • @TheCraftgod
      @TheCraftgod Год назад +475

      Apparently this was 7 years ago. So yikes. He aint gonna come back chief

    • @Cobra85291
      @Cobra85291 Год назад +245

      It was 2015 at a rally for Hillary Clinton. This country is doomed.

    • @Kinkylords
      @Kinkylords Год назад

      Cocaine

    • @boartank
      @boartank Год назад +63

      Last time the government drugged the leader he was doing weird salutes

    • @Fatoilyrat
      @Fatoilyrat Год назад

      @@Cobra85291trump is 77.

  • @carafurry7862
    @carafurry7862 Год назад +12656

    Man sleeping joe woke up for a sec 😂

    • @JiMMy-xd8nu
      @JiMMy-xd8nu Год назад +85

      Dark Brandon awakens once more, claims another victim. Common Brandon W

    • @peartry
      @peartry Год назад +19

      Plot twist, he's still sleeping and this is all in his dream.

    • @nglstilltyping
      @nglstilltyping Год назад +11

      He took a B12

    • @imk2007
      @imk2007 Год назад +14

      ​@@JiMMy-xd8nuI wish he didn't claim the economy as a victim

    • @hariodinio
      @hariodinio Год назад +4

      Do not poke the sleeping Joe

  • @masonlobster
    @masonlobster Год назад +2280

    dude got comically bonked on the head and regained all his brain power

    • @usrname678
      @usrname678 Год назад +24

      Then he got bonked again 💀

    • @RealGerald7
      @RealGerald7 Год назад +1

      How did he regain what he never had?

    • @SOGGY_beans
      @SOGGY_beans Год назад

      His neutrons reawakened after a long time

    • @allenklingsporn6993
      @allenklingsporn6993 Год назад

      ​@@RealGerald7 I'm all for bashing every single politician, but you must not be familiar with young Joe. He hasn't stayed in elected office for my entire lifetime without having a little fire from time to time.

    • @RealGerald7
      @RealGerald7 Год назад

      @allenklingsporn6993 young joe wasn’t stupid ik, he was nefarious

  • @lqfx8262
    @lqfx8262 Год назад +5503

    his dementia advanced so much it made him forget he had dementia

  • @brandonrainer2997
    @brandonrainer2997 Год назад +2203

    he’s been practicing that speech for almost 4 years now

    • @l.b8896
      @l.b8896 Год назад +4

      @@fhnst5676oh damn was it Fr?

    • @Harris101st
      @Harris101st Год назад +4

      more like 47 years

    • @jpassaro9488
      @jpassaro9488 Год назад +2

      @@Harris101stI was about to say that lol that one speech is the only good that’s ever come from him 😂

    • @getsmarty7603
      @getsmarty7603 Год назад +1

      He definitely had to go straight to the change table after that one.

    • @julianriojas8049
      @julianriojas8049 Год назад +1

      Bros had that one saved since Obama

  • @marianrucareanu8802
    @marianrucareanu8802 2 месяца назад +4

    Did he really pulled " unbowed,unbent,unbrokent" from GOT😂

  • @JoelEmmettMcGarrity
    @JoelEmmettMcGarrity Год назад +3264

    Bro woke up from his 90 year nap and chose violence

    • @I_amCow
      @I_amCow Год назад +3

      292 Likes and no comments? Lemme Fix that

    • @-Zsebi08
      @-Zsebi08 Год назад +1

      @@I_amCow NUH UH

    • @subhaanmohammed
      @subhaanmohammed Год назад +4

      @@I_amCowno father? Cant fix that

    • @Smile._.51
      @Smile._.51 Год назад +1

      ​@@subhaanmohammedno live can't fix that

    • @darkus8382
      @darkus8382 Год назад +1

      HAHAHAHAH

  • @deathdrone6988
    @deathdrone6988 Год назад +758

    His onset alzheimers brought him back 40 years ago when his charisma bar wasn't empty.

  • @Godkingzeus.69
    @Godkingzeus.69 Год назад +3921

    we own the finish line is honestly a hard ass line🥶

    • @spilledcoffee383
      @spilledcoffee383 Год назад +34

      No way he actually managed to say that gotta be Ai

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real Год назад +217

      ​@@spilledcoffee383probably not because it wouldn't have any examples to train on

    • @M4caberguy
      @M4caberguy Год назад

      we overcum Is harder imo

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird Год назад +10

      It would be if it actually meant anything. 🤣
      You are so easily amused.

    • @Tattletales402
      @Tattletales402 Год назад +98

      @@Rad-Dude63andathirdstop trying to act high and mighty, it does mean something you’re just too dense to understand

  • @WTIF2025
    @WTIF2025 3 дня назад +2

    Bro kicked his dementia out

  • @hluma-nandesihlangulemhlab236
    @hluma-nandesihlangulemhlab236 Год назад +7005

    Bro got injected with adrenaline 15 seconds prior.

    • @DaveSmithFishing
      @DaveSmithFishing Год назад +34

      Might be something like that fr.

    • @Ashraf-Hrira
      @Ashraf-Hrira Год назад +1

      yes they injected him with something it's obvious look at his eyes you can always tell if someone is on something from the eyes and how glossy they become

    • @DavidElDorito-zt7yy
      @DavidElDorito-zt7yy Год назад +27

      * Funky town intensifies *

    • @Norsktzer
      @Norsktzer Год назад +9

      ​@@DavidElDorito-zt7yy😬

    • @trickardo4518
      @trickardo4518 Год назад +11

      Adenochrome

  • @homelessperson5455
    @homelessperson5455 Год назад +4574

    Somebody got tired and gave him some of the secret Alzheimer's cure.

  • @Scorned
    @Scorned Год назад +801

    NGL" we own the finish line" is hard as fuck lol

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird Год назад +2

      Yeah, if it MEANT anything. 💀

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird Год назад +1

      You want me to jingle some keys for you, widdle baby?

    • @sleepiestsleepy.
      @sleepiestsleepy. Год назад +43

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird what

    • @testingdumby4524
      @testingdumby4524 Год назад +2

      this was before sleepy joe, this was when he was active and before dementia kicked in around 2016

    • @clanofclams2720
      @clanofclams2720 Год назад

      ​@@Rad-Dude63andathirdit does mean something, you just dont understand it because youre mentally deficient.

  • @braydenchan302
    @braydenchan302 2 месяца назад +3

    The one good speech he gave

  • @Skymeg3-13
    @Skymeg3-13 Год назад +1289

    “Joe you have dementia”
    “ *I don’t remember asking* “

  • @saltdestroyer
    @saltdestroyer Год назад +4091

    the coke did its job

  • @noamsigawy2714
    @noamsigawy2714 Год назад +2746

    Bro took his pills for this one

  • @billboy9115
    @billboy9115 Год назад +3474

    Bro finally took his pills

    • @Kaleb_Sc
      @Kaleb_Sc Год назад +19

      Whoevers reading this remember God loves you very much!!

    • @Mr_thesheep
      @Mr_thesheep Год назад +20

      @@Kaleb_Scdon’t care

    • @GayForLife1
      @GayForLife1 Год назад +16

      ​@@Kaleb_ScEat Rocks and dirt 🎉🎉

    • @Cobra85291
      @Cobra85291 Год назад +3

      No just had a good editing team

    • @-mittensradio-2171
      @-mittensradio-2171 Год назад +7

      @@GayForLife1 i mean this in the nicest way possible, but what did they do to you??? there wasn’t any reason to say that

  • @TruckKun329
    @TruckKun329 Год назад +2885

    He got offered a supply of ice crean just to say that without stuttering

  • @lightningcore4187
    @lightningcore4187 Год назад +3128

    Mcdonalds: sorry, the icecream machine is broken.
    Biden:

  • @Scorchburns
    @Scorchburns 6 дней назад +1

    "We are America, and we own the finish line" is a certified bar

  • @Iconicsavg
    @Iconicsavg Год назад +4730

    Bro used his last three brain cells to speak that hard ass sentence 😂

    • @Buttface22
      @Buttface22 Год назад +57

      This was when he was VP. He didn't have a hard time speaking then

    • @theNewPlanet
      @theNewPlanet Год назад +7

      ​@@Buttface22It's the same with my president, he used to have energy before he was president. But now he is looking old and he is like a sloth

    • @PerilousPistachio
      @PerilousPistachio 2 месяца назад

      This was when he was vp 8years ago btw

  • @STRYTZ
    @STRYTZ Год назад +4219

    His brain told his dementia: " let him cook"

  • @TATERplaysGAMES
    @TATERplaysGAMES Год назад +3907

    He's sleepy for a reason... *You don't wanna wake em up...* 💀

    • @Dragonlolo
      @Dragonlolo Год назад +87

      This is so good bro

    • @SirShyn
      @SirShyn Год назад +33

      I lost my shit reading this😭😂

    • @BaldPerson420
      @BaldPerson420 Год назад +17

      That’s tough

    • @mrmelonman2893
      @mrmelonman2893 Год назад +17

      💀 hard asf

    • @wechidna.
      @wechidna. Год назад +15

      That quote’s the second hardest thing after I heard it..

  • @memerlord2825
    @memerlord2825 Год назад +2217

    Bro just knocked 5 years off his lifespan with that sentence

    • @Utah7
      @Utah7 Год назад +19

      💀💀💀

    • @mediocre_duckgod
      @mediocre_duckgod Год назад +8

      naaah...

    • @Polishman69420
      @Polishman69420 Год назад

      🧐🤨🤡🤠😺🇧🇿😎🤠🧐😋😎🤠🧐😋😒🤓😛🧐😛😀😊😊🥲😇😀

    • @JamesC-le6wx
      @JamesC-le6wx Год назад +12

      Well yeah that’s because this was 7 years ago

    • @mintdoo5137
      @mintdoo5137 Год назад

      ​@@JamesC-le6wxnice now i feel old

  • @TR0PICAL1
    @TR0PICAL1 Год назад +2118

    This old ass man's motor started running again. 💀

    • @SuhbanIo
      @SuhbanIo Год назад +12

      7 year old video

    • @CryingMansbrother
      @CryingMansbrother Год назад +5

      Bro I literally just saw you in a memeZee vid bro

    • @actuallynotricsd926
      @actuallynotricsd926 Год назад +2

      Impressive u survived a tree hunting you down it doesnt move at the end of the day

    • @THE_BANANA01
      @THE_BANANA01 Год назад +1

      @@CryingMansbrothersame

    • @darkdevilone8613
      @darkdevilone8613 Год назад

      Bro its the internet, they take your worst days and post to make fun of you.
      Biden just doesn't pay millions of dollars to get videos deleted for public reputation like Trump, Trump wants to be liked, not be a good president.

  • @weareallpotatos6029
    @weareallpotatos6029 Год назад +2824

    Bro finally took the right pills 😂

  • @Lvtdgb_40m
    @Lvtdgb_40m Год назад +3892

    When sleepy Joe gets his 8 hours of sleep:

    • @rjun143
      @rjun143 Год назад +72

      nah it's when he gets his 8 milligrams of coke

    • @Lvtdgb_40m
      @Lvtdgb_40m Год назад +5

      @@rjun143 lol

    • @frxnti
      @frxnti Год назад +1

      Lol

    • @nate6795
      @nate6795 Год назад +1

      @@Lvtdgb_40mwe still do “lol” as a comment in 2023?…

    • @DedekTeo
      @DedekTeo Год назад

      ​@@nate6795yea

  • @Frrne-w5l
    @Frrne-w5l Год назад +2247

    Schlatt schlowly becoming schlabergasted is peak

  • @i_eat_uranuim12
    @i_eat_uranuim12 Год назад +4724

    If any country gave him ice cream to start war we’re screwed 💀

  • @MMA-Pon
    @MMA-Pon Год назад +57819

    Joe's dementia was so bad that he forgot he had dementia and he's cured now
    Edit: i know that the speech was before he was president but that ruins the joke so i'm going to ignore you

    • @bullseye1727
      @bullseye1727 Год назад +960

      Thus President Joe Chaden was born.

    • @Wulk
      @Wulk Год назад +355

      LMFAO it circle back 🤣

    • @sladeallen7453
      @sladeallen7453 Год назад +150

      Light bringer brandon

    • @phantomfox2.o142
      @phantomfox2.o142 Год назад +50

      This is the best comment on this vid 💀😭

    • @irmago7859
      @irmago7859 Год назад +78

      task failed successfully

  • @keenansisson211
    @keenansisson211 Год назад +1086

    This video was actually shot at a McDonald’s, he wandered into the kitchen and started yelling.

    • @_Ank33_
      @_Ank33_ Год назад +13

      That’s where it’s needed the most.

    • @unsungzero787
      @unsungzero787 Год назад +6

      Like number 69, your welcome

  • @ashleyjp0117
    @ashleyjp0117 Год назад +2951

    This is the strongest clone they've made of him

    • @betweentheair
      @betweentheair Год назад +32

      Or at the beginning of their short lifespans.
      The designer clones have short lasting optimum cognitive function.

    • @seanmacguire8988
      @seanmacguire8988 Год назад

      @gameoverload3252they smoke crack don’t bother communicating with them

    • @PerkJackson
      @PerkJackson Год назад +3

      ​@gameoverload3252ya fr wat??

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 Год назад +5

      The clip is 7 years old

    • @nurgle-j5n
      @nurgle-j5n Год назад +1

      lmao so true

  • @CrazyEights888
    @CrazyEights888 2 месяца назад +2

    I can't lie that is an insane quote.

  • @Nightdrive1414
    @Nightdrive1414 10 месяцев назад +6787

    Joe had ice cream before that speech

    • @zen_oni
      @zen_oni 10 месяцев назад +90

      the brain freeze made him remember he has to be competent to be a world leader

    • @C0NM4N0V
      @C0NM4N0V 10 месяцев назад +27

      Someone spiked his Ice Cream.

    • @CreatureCreator765
      @CreatureCreator765 10 месяцев назад +28

      He was running off that chocolate chocolate chip

    • @scoottheduck999
      @scoottheduck999 10 месяцев назад +2

      Imao😂😂😂

    • @QUICK-DVRKIE
      @QUICK-DVRKIE 10 месяцев назад +2

      You know I had to make it 420

  • @the_legend_28
    @the_legend_28 Год назад +1943

    The worst part is this was before his precidency

    • @gopnikolai7483
      @gopnikolai7483 Год назад

      And it was just Yanktard propaganda anyway 😂
      "We never bow! We never bend! We never break!"
      US in Afghan: Ight imma head out ✌️

    • @trongnguyen6895
      @trongnguyen6895 Год назад +24

      wow

    • @shobo4482
      @shobo4482 Год назад +84

      ohhh that makes sense

    • @SubBum02
      @SubBum02 Год назад +11

      100% true

    • @SubBum02
      @SubBum02 Год назад +10

      The physical appearance of him is nuts. The before and after is bas

  • @L.H657
    @L.H657 11 месяцев назад +2526

    bro got a full nights sleep to prepare for this one

    • @stevenroberts346
      @stevenroberts346 11 месяцев назад +13

      A full 16 hours of sleep 😂

    • @l1xhtxxs
      @l1xhtxxs 11 месяцев назад +1

      69 likes 😎😎😎😎😎 keep it as it is

    • @Dog_in_tree
      @Dog_in_tree 11 месяцев назад

      I'm sure they pumped him full of Adderall and steroids for this one

    • @redred3144
      @redred3144 11 месяцев назад +1

      Bro went into a coma to make sure he got enough sleep for this

    • @dekusprout4136
      @dekusprout4136 11 месяцев назад

      Don't forget his midday nap.

  • @-RedroseTheoneandonly-
    @-RedroseTheoneandonly- 4 дня назад +2

    He said “America?” As if that was the first time he saw that word.

  • @Jay-qo4wr
    @Jay-qo4wr Год назад +2273

    “We own the finish line” went kinda hard ngl

    • @JSGaming0327
      @JSGaming0327 Год назад +15

      For real 😎😎💯💯✨✨

    • @BOB_FR732
      @BOB_FR732 Год назад +12

      Agreed 🔥🔥

    • @fabianatencio6634
      @fabianatencio6634 Год назад

      Hell yeah! I hopped out of bed saying " THATS RIGHT! WE OWN THE FINISH LINE BITCH"

    • @MookieDookie9000
      @MookieDookie9000 Год назад +8

      Wonder who wrote that for hin

    • @evanhager4266
      @evanhager4266 Год назад

      yeah its funny because its just propaganda he has to take drugs to even read teleprompters and couldn’t tell you what he just said 5 minutes later

  • @randomuser6954
    @randomuser6954 Год назад +772

    Bro remembered the 95% of his power

    • @Cobra85291
      @Cobra85291 Год назад +2

      Which equals to as much as toddler during nap time plus this was around 2015

  • @Sawzall123
    @Sawzall123 Месяц назад +1

    I don’t even care if there are like 10 cuts in that one clip, it still goes hard

  • @JacobB-q6i
    @JacobB-q6i Год назад +3591

    Bro has been stuttering 50 years for one speech

    • @JeremyKnight385
      @JeremyKnight385 Год назад +10

      Fr bro so true

    • @RajkumariNamrata-cw3de
      @RajkumariNamrata-cw3de Год назад +12

      ​He used up all the stuttering for THIS

    • @NietKatze
      @NietKatze Год назад +18

      he used to talk really convincingly back when he wasn’t a billion years old, but he’s never been a good person really

    • @KingDrakoTyrell
      @KingDrakoTyrell Год назад +2

      Yep, bro has to remind us that we are America

    • @DINA-ky1bl
      @DINA-ky1bl Год назад +1

      This is the only thing he said that makes sense. And it's not coming from him, he memorized it

  • @dr.quantum1644
    @dr.quantum1644 Год назад +3656

    “joe we’ll give you 2 tubs of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream if you say this” - secret service, probably

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ Год назад +29

      Bro is coping because joe finally managed to say something hard as hell, couldn't be me

    • @nullnummer9332
      @nullnummer9332 Год назад +4

      chocolate chip or mint chocolate chip?

    • @Mr.Wednesday-bu2oh
      @Mr.Wednesday-bu2oh Год назад +56

      @@nullnummer9332 Chocolate chocolate chip. He meant what he said

    • @Mr.Wednesday-bu2oh
      @Mr.Wednesday-bu2oh Год назад +46

      @@PeachDragon_ it’s not coping he literally just made a joke like what

    • @F.B.I
      @F.B.I Год назад +5

      ​@@Mr.Wednesday-bu2oh its mostly trump supporters or russian bots lmfao. He may not string a sentence, but he didnt ruin the country, and even helped other countries

  • @mattraffle4847
    @mattraffle4847 Год назад +2384

    The CIA turned his brain back on 😅

  • @metriacantho
    @metriacantho Месяц назад +1

    "Big Shlungus" was very impressed by bros first sentence

  • @BillsDaBest
    @BillsDaBest Год назад +6363

    Joe learned how to use big words💀

    • @oscott9938
      @oscott9938 Год назад +23

      Surprised he didn’t stutter 😂😂😂

    • @mememan-qd3sh
      @mememan-qd3sh Год назад

      yeah but you did@@oscott9938

    • @Mr-White
      @Mr-White Год назад

      You’re dementia is kicking in it seems

    • @KraylenX
      @KraylenX Год назад +6

      Bro was so excited he commented twice

    • @Jelliott_ssb
      @Jelliott_ssb Год назад +1

      Bro just stuttered

  • @amexmac_1
    @amexmac_1 Год назад +1134

    Bro was saving all his power for this very moment, damn.

    • @BreadHoard
      @BreadHoard Год назад +4

      This was 7 years ago

    • @BombBusiness
      @BombBusiness Год назад +3

      ​@@BreadHoard no no no he was saving his power

  • @BransonMinnick
    @BransonMinnick Год назад +1974

    bro got that 3 am motivation

  • @PvpIsPrOo
    @PvpIsPrOo Месяц назад +2

    "WE NEVER BEND"😂😂😂

  • @LayerZeroDesign
    @LayerZeroDesign Год назад +2340

    "We own the finish line"
    Damn, that speech writer needs a raise.

  • @noramartinez8520
    @noramartinez8520 Год назад +633

    Bro drank his gamer supps for that

    • @Code_orange22
      @Code_orange22 Год назад +11

      He dun drunk dat Guacamole gamer fart

    • @Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet
      @Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet Год назад +7

      ​​@@Code_orange22w Russian badger enjoyer

    • @testingdumby4524
      @testingdumby4524 Год назад +2

      this was before sleepy joe, this was when he was active and before dementia kicked in around 2016

    • @jakedoesyoutube
      @jakedoesyoutube Год назад +5

      ​@@Code_orange22 nah bro he clearly drank the Joe Biden Lean flavor.

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 Год назад

      ​@@Code_orange22nah he drank that butthole blast

  • @QuantumPurple
    @QuantumPurple Год назад +1293

    “We own the finish line” is probably one of the coldest lines ever 😭

    • @Unknownagitation
      @Unknownagitation Год назад

      Who cares avg everyday Americans are suffering because of him. If you pay bills, get groceries etc. you see he’s making it impossible to live. Don’t let these stupid edits brainwash ya because they’re made by dems and liberals. It’s a last resort grab at trying to get the Americans vote. But he’s already failed us and Trump told everyone he would but they didn’t believe him.

    • @JonezBBQ
      @JonezBBQ Год назад +11

      Yeah whoever wrote that on his cue cards deserves a raise

    • @AlexanderMyers-zn7ge
      @AlexanderMyers-zn7ge Год назад

      ​@@JonezBBQfr

    • @SlippinJimmy09
      @SlippinJimmy09 Год назад +3

      I’m so proud Joe didn’t forget such a fire line 🔥🔥🔥

  • @tsunamiwof7028
    @tsunamiwof7028 Месяц назад +2

    Gramp took his meds to do this one

  • @brandonwhite9270
    @brandonwhite9270 Год назад +1013

    bro used his 110% in this, he definetly had a good nap after

    • @imwatching.1024
      @imwatching.1024 Год назад +9

      "This is when Joe Biden unleashed 120% of his power"

    • @user-ig7gf3qt8j
      @user-ig7gf3qt8j Год назад

      Having an nap is good thing, like 30 hour one

    • @EfraimCiulin-g5f
      @EfraimCiulin-g5f Год назад

      @@imwatching.1024nah it over 9000!! 😂

    • @brookscosgroveisawsome4122
      @brookscosgroveisawsome4122 Год назад +1

      At least he was able to doing something that made a whole lot more sense then trump

  • @DaDocDuck
    @DaDocDuck Год назад +1987

    Dude I forgot I'm not American for a second this shit is hard

  • @jz00826
    @jz00826 Год назад +1437

    He was promised unlimited ice cream if he got his speech right

  • @lukascashmere6657
    @lukascashmere6657 2 месяца назад +1

    he has been thinking about this for like 40 years trying to put the sentence together.

  • @BlizRealz
    @BlizRealz Год назад +945

    “We own the finish line” goes hard

    • @Perplexedlux
      @Perplexedlux Год назад +4

      Yea rarest w I’ve ever seen ngl

    • @DAWNg444
      @DAWNg444 Год назад

      What does that even mean though? Why are u proud of owning a finish line ? Because America gets to decide who's a winner and who's a loser?

    • @Noah-11.21
      @Noah-11.21 Год назад

      ​@@DAWNg444yeah that's exactly it

    • @radioactive-survivor
      @radioactive-survivor Год назад

      Sad with soldiers wearing diapers inside tanks and rockets 🚀 and...etc and yet still didn't wint against Palestinians who have ROCKS WITH HUGE DISTINCTION AND RESISTANCE so he doesn't have to talk now. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 ❤

  • @EvanRose-f5v
    @EvanRose-f5v Год назад +1536

    Joe had that 3am motivation
    Edit bro how does this have 1.5k likes

  • @XtraCrums
    @XtraCrums Год назад +246

    "And we own the finish line" bro didnt get a good nap in and was in angry mode, that actually was one of the hardest things ive heard

  • @bobloop5169
    @bobloop5169 5 дней назад +2

    Bro forgot to forget