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  • Опубликовано: 5 май 2021
  • Ever wanted me to blow up your whole room? Well now I can with Room Smash! But wait... doesn't this sounds familiar?
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @cynthiabaker7939
    @cynthiabaker7939 3 года назад +4860

    Markiplier: this is a mental health test
    The audience: you failed miserably

  • @matthewherndon6488
    @matthewherndon6488 3 года назад +3031

    Mark in Solar Smash: *kills billions with no remorse
    Mark in Room Smash: *kills one guy accidentally and panics

  • @robertmilchis5955
    @robertmilchis5955 3 года назад +2522

    Alternative title : Markiplier Gets His Revenge On Manequins

    • @Succubus2Angel
      @Succubus2Angel 3 года назад +5

      Well said! ^o^ I remember Nox Timor ^____^

    • @tinabean4278
      @tinabean4278 3 года назад +3

      I LOVE that!!

    • @randomgrmlin
      @randomgrmlin 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @TalkWithT.A.D.
      @TalkWithT.A.D. 2 года назад

      Perfection especially considering his latest upload with the clown and train full of mannequins

    • @user-gx2rk1tg6h
      @user-gx2rk1tg6h 2 года назад

      Oh yes ✨𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙿𝙻𝙸𝙴𝚁✨

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 3 года назад +1516

    Markiplier finally finds a purpose in his life. Destroying his nightmares with explosives!

  • @Model8197
    @Model8197 3 года назад +11858

    Mark: Amy would be so mad at me..
    Also Mark 1 Second Later: *Continues to cause destruction*

    • @cybercritterowo
      @cybercritterowo 3 года назад +38

      Wow, all bots here.

    • @Randomuser231
      @Randomuser231 3 года назад +16

      BOTS, ASSEMBLE

    • @namelol.mp4561
      @namelol.mp4561 3 года назад +15

      The bots the bots the bOTS the BOTS THE BOTS THE BOTS *THE BOTS THE BOTS BETTER SHUT UP*

    • @souhaibelhamdani7525
      @souhaibelhamdani7525 3 года назад +4

      @Moon Boy ❶ why are u always asking subscribers

    • @Lilithoyama
      @Lilithoyama 3 года назад +11

      Don’t tell Amy!!

  • @miwiki6
    @miwiki6 3 года назад +4877

    i still can't get over how markiplier is so professional but he's not at the same time

    • @pingpinglou9958
      @pingpinglou9958 3 года назад +7

      @Burger Cat trueeee

    • @weaslefeets
      @weaslefeets 3 года назад +58

      He's told us he's a professional idiot

    • @maya-pr2by
      @maya-pr2by 3 года назад +14

      @@weaslefeets idot*

    • @normalbird1139
      @normalbird1139 3 года назад +16

      @@maya-pr2by **Dot*

    • @xbooqie
      @xbooqie 3 года назад +11

      literally been screaming trying to describe this

  • @dionysus7574
    @dionysus7574 3 года назад +374

    Mark being surprised that throwing explosives near people can kill them is quite literally one of the funniest things I have had the privilege of witnessing

  • @gracegaylord9025
    @gracegaylord9025 3 года назад +894

    Let's take a moment to appreciate and say thank you to Lixien for those amazing Markiplier themed ads he put in place of the shitty regular ads!❤️👏👏👏

    • @Jayne1971
      @Jayne1971 3 года назад +62

      Yes! Especially the singles one with Mark pole-dancing! 😂😂😂

    • @EvstersYT
      @EvstersYT 3 года назад +52

      Lol I thought they where real, but that makes sense that he didn't react to them😅😂

    • @colin3528
      @colin3528 3 года назад +16

      Lixian* but acceptable

    • @wrongstove6889
      @wrongstove6889 2 года назад

      E

    • @dylanf8063
      @dylanf8063 2 года назад

      E

  • @jaxmcwhorter9806
    @jaxmcwhorter9806 3 года назад +2930

    Markiplier: “let’s see if we can knock the bottle out of his arm.”
    Markiplier: *pulls out grenade launcher*

    • @trill7749
      @trill7749 2 года назад +3

      @quin4480 quin4480 I mean yes they’re a scam bot but they did provide the time stamp🤾🏾‍♀️🕳

    • @fireboyhendrick3805
      @fireboyhendrick3805 2 года назад +10

      @@trill7749 It was a timestamp, but it wasn't the right one. Not really helpful

    • @ghalko1169
      @ghalko1169 2 года назад +8

      Sounds like a russian badger video

    • @coleneumann5076
      @coleneumann5076 2 года назад +6

      @@ghalko1169 sounds like a Let's Game It Out video

    • @YTHandlesSuck
      @YTHandlesSuck 2 месяца назад

      3:00

  • @projecteer9439
    @projecteer9439 3 года назад +3581

    The Markiplier ads are probably the best part in my opinion.

    • @Matt-rz1kh
      @Matt-rz1kh 3 года назад +30

      is that a homestuck flag i see????

    • @averylee6966
      @averylee6966 3 года назад +84

      Those ads made me laugh so hard

    • @Matt-rz1kh
      @Matt-rz1kh 3 года назад +20

      @Spatza well someone pissed in your cheerios this morning

    • @corvespid4925
      @corvespid4925 3 года назад +11

      @Spatza Hey, Projecteer. Can you elaborate on what you found funny with the ads?

    • @CottonKerndy2000
      @CottonKerndy2000 3 года назад +5

      @@Matt-rz1kh It's a copypasta, bud.

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 3 года назад +221

    "Kumbaya Bitch!" is such an awesome thing to yell before you launch a missile

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 2 года назад +3

      It sounds like something Russell from Independence Day would say.

    • @roberthan5109
      @roberthan5109 2 года назад +7

      I want a t-shirt of that honestly

  • @Wolfy-qm9ye
    @Wolfy-qm9ye 3 года назад +96

    Mark: Amy would be so mad at me.
    Unus Annus motto: Don't tell Amy

  • @zkrekz420
    @zkrekz420 3 года назад +4469

    I love how Mark is taking these mobile games so seriously

    • @mattunderwood9842
      @mattunderwood9842 3 года назад +140

      I like how RUclips says there's 3 replies to this comment and 0 of them are actually replying to the comment

    • @pandarieus
      @pandarieus 3 года назад +86

      What's up with these self advertising shits?

    • @vylssiusxx
      @vylssiusxx 3 года назад +51

      These games are VERY serious

    • @ze_doodles1885
      @ze_doodles1885 3 года назад +51

      @@mattunderwood9842 right I wanna see Replies not ads ugh

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 3 года назад +8

      @ARIANA'S NEIGHBOUR yes you are

  • @anielsanchezcruz6461
    @anielsanchezcruz6461 3 года назад +759

    Markiplier: destroys the whole bar
    The bartender: keeps cleaning
    Me: "He's a man of focus, commitment and sheer fckin will"

  • @naremaneraed9130
    @naremaneraed9130 3 года назад +274

    Markiplier: this is not joyful .. this is a test of you having empathy
    Also Markiplier after 5 seconds: KuMbAiA b*TcH 6:09

    • @tjtaco5156
      @tjtaco5156 3 года назад +3

      Dude I started just dying laughing

    • @kariannek7326
      @kariannek7326 3 года назад +1

      I wheezed when he said that 😂

    • @The_Falcon27
      @The_Falcon27 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂

  • @noyou1735
    @noyou1735 3 года назад +152

    “Is that a buttplug?”
    **Proceeds to destroy a entire building with “buttplugs”.**

  • @OrbitalswanArt
    @OrbitalswanArt 3 года назад +3506

    "is this a butt plug? ITS A STICKY BOMB!!!"
    a very crucial distinction

    • @Ethereal_Divinity
      @Ethereal_Divinity 3 года назад +211

      anything can be a buttplug if you're brave enough..

    • @rthessler
      @rthessler 3 года назад +56

      @@Ethereal_Divinity PAIGE NO

    • @Ethereal_Divinity
      @Ethereal_Divinity 3 года назад +34

      @@rthessler who the hell is paige 😭

    • @stix3179
      @stix3179 3 года назад +14

      @@Ethereal_Divinity he buggin

    • @richsterstites
      @richsterstites 3 года назад +5

      stinky bomb

  • @hyperfixationcentral
    @hyperfixationcentral 3 года назад +845

    Mark: *Has a small speech on human empathy*
    Also mark, a second later: "Well, kumbayah, bitch." *Explodes dummies*

    • @scarychy8729
      @scarychy8729 3 года назад +17

      the bots are out in herds today

    • @StrangeologyMusic
      @StrangeologyMusic 3 года назад +10

      @Moon Boy ❶ lmao wrong comment section bot

    • @cassie4516
      @cassie4516 3 года назад +3

      I have a habit of reading comments just as Mark says the quote... but this time it caught me by surprise lol

    • @keeeev4030
      @keeeev4030 3 года назад

      @Moon Boy ❶ mark is ssniperwolf? Ahhh i see

  • @umbraphobia2890
    @umbraphobia2890 3 года назад +41

    Mark: I'm starting to feel bad..*Continues to shoot*

  • @sonavinga
    @sonavinga 2 года назад +15

    3:08
    Mark : You ok buddy?
    Dummy: Yeah my head just fell off but other than that yeah I’m good

  • @theholytoilet6668
    @theholytoilet6668 3 года назад +1188

    The fact that he made the pop-up ads be satirical ads for himself is creative and hilarious.

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 3 года назад +115

      ..With the help of Lixian.👍

    • @paws7081
      @paws7081 3 года назад +3

      Himself? You mean mark made the game?

    • @lolajaramillo4620
      @lolajaramillo4620 3 года назад +64

      @@paws7081 No, Mark and Lixian just put in fake ads of Mark in the places where you would see real advertisement of something that would pop up every now and then as you played a real game, just as what happens a lot of the times with them, for ad revenue.

    • @paws7081
      @paws7081 3 года назад +4

      Oh ok thx

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад +2

      I know right?

  • @gwen_stacys_ghost
    @gwen_stacys_ghost 3 года назад +662

    I love how both Mark AND GrayStillPlays originally did the best they could to destroy the bar while leaving the bartender without a scratch

  • @AmandaCakez
    @AmandaCakez 3 года назад +27

    4:15 virtual representation of “I’m fine, this is fine, everything is fine” while everything goes to chaos 😂

  • @chadchad2263
    @chadchad2263 3 года назад +55

    "Meet local singles"
    (Picture of Mark pole dancing besides a pool)
    Looks like Lixian and probably Marcus were having fun making those Marklipler ads.

  • @cerstaline
    @cerstaline 3 года назад +849

    The fact that Mark was humming to himself while destroying things with a gun.

    • @sewingacorn5328
      @sewingacorn5328 3 года назад +19

      You say that like he hasn't been doing that for years.

    • @lgpanessa
      @lgpanessa 3 года назад

      @Aaditya Sharma quirky funny anti america joke

  • @brightfox5040
    @brightfox5040 3 года назад +1219

    Mark: "This is a mental health test"
    Also Mark: *Mass murdering* "This is *starting* to feel terrible."

  • @milk_and_cookies
    @milk_and_cookies 3 года назад +22

    4:59 Mark: "Oh Amy would be sooo mad at me"
    Also Mark: *continues to blow up the Pottery Place*

  • @matryoshkalex
    @matryoshkalex 3 года назад +23

    the "this video is unavailable" screen on marks [REDACTED] sweater in that one ad made me laugh fhsjshsj thank u lixian

  • @mordouglas
    @mordouglas 3 года назад +186

    I almost thought Mark was going to put his personal touch on the wall near the end of the video. Instead he put Chica's. What a wholesome video.

  • @abbyaubichon9468
    @abbyaubichon9468 3 года назад +488

    “Amy would be so mad at me”
    Amy: *is not there*
    Mark:
    welp time to disappoint my girlfriend

    • @MrYoyokirby
      @MrYoyokirby 3 года назад +12

      Why are all these self promoters on this one comment 💀

    • @scarychy8729
      @scarychy8729 3 года назад +4

      @@MrYoyokirby they all flooded to this one 😭

    • @abbyaubichon9468
      @abbyaubichon9468 3 года назад +4

      @@scarychy8729 i got excited when i saw replies TwT

    • @scarychy8729
      @scarychy8729 3 года назад +1

      @@abbyaubichon9468 rip dude at least there’s a couple of us 😔

    • @cool3nikola245
      @cool3nikola245 3 года назад

      Buy my goats.... My goats and I live on top of Mt everest and wer eating bacon sandwiches all day everyday, it costs only 151$ to move me and my goats away from this hell hole.... But oh wait you wanna buy my goats yeah....

  • @autumnanderson2695
    @autumnanderson2695 3 года назад +24

    Mark: "I like plant..."
    Also Mark: No use plant

    • @zer0ethpl4ce56
      @zer0ethpl4ce56 2 года назад +3

      This comment right here.

    • @unedited12
      @unedited12 2 года назад

      That's what the rock and earthquake were

  • @MadnessXMedia
    @MadnessXMedia 3 года назад +25

    “Amy would be so mad with me, HERE I GO!”
    Killed me lol

  • @celinadejong4918
    @celinadejong4918 3 года назад +761

    Markiplier: ‘I’m starting to feel bad’
    Also Markiplier: continues to hit everyone with rocks.

  • @miazgusi
    @miazgusi 3 года назад +569

    Mark: "It's actually a mental health test"
    5 seconds later: *Killed for about 200 people at once*

  • @torstenscott-hildebrand5854
    @torstenscott-hildebrand5854 Год назад +8

    16:35 "Lots of fun for the whole family!"

    • @NinoDesbordes256
      @NinoDesbordes256 11 месяцев назад

      Meanwhile there's a giant 🍆on the wall💀💀💀

  • @bensthename715
    @bensthename715 2 года назад +11

    5:30
    Mark: "I can't get excited blowing up pottery and shit."
    Also Mark when he sees a room full of people: *excited caveman noises*

  • @Valiantiron
    @Valiantiron 3 года назад +1952

    As an adult, I would pay to see Markiplier actually destroy a room. Definitely sounds like an Unus Annus thing

  • @xaviertaylor6729
    @xaviertaylor6729 3 года назад +439

    Mark: "its a bone a bone for chika"
    everyone: hmmm yes this is bone

  • @Kozmix-Kay
    @Kozmix-Kay 2 года назад +10

    16:53 It lines up with the kick drum so perfectly

  • @SendNukes690
    @SendNukes690 3 года назад +40

    10:38 Weirdest jumpscare i ever seen.

    • @ferestrod3242
      @ferestrod3242 2 дня назад

      *insert mario haunted house music*

  • @karmaakabane8261
    @karmaakabane8261 3 года назад +912

    Markiplier: This is not joyful. This is a test of empathy.
    Also Markiplier: *_ANYWAYS_* **proceeds to kill every last dummies**

  • @6tx9jq
    @6tx9jq 3 года назад +712

    He took away Lixian's zooming job, and felt so threatened he gave him extra work making multiple fake ads.

  • @Liimeno
    @Liimeno 3 года назад +8

    *Bang boom, I'm a murderer.* 14:53

  • @user-ow2cn1fv7v
    @user-ow2cn1fv7v 2 года назад +20

    6:36 had me laughing like crazy

  • @mikalnortuchiha1094
    @mikalnortuchiha1094 3 года назад +624

    Mark: *kills test dummy #1 and destroys the entire bar*
    test dummy #2: understandable, have a nice day.

    • @mikalnortuchiha1094
      @mikalnortuchiha1094 3 года назад +20

      Also test dummy #2: *sees a black hole* understandable, have a ni- WO- AAAAAAAAHHHH OK NEVER MIND HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 3 года назад +2

      They're just a pro and that counter's very dirty XD

    • @dropdeaddork23
      @dropdeaddork23 3 года назад +4

      Cleans air with rag.

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 3 года назад +6

      @@dropdeaddork23 did you see that air? It was disgusting.

    • @mikalnortuchiha1094
      @mikalnortuchiha1094 2 года назад +2

      337 likes on this comment?
      i can live with that.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +1759

    The bartender is there chilling and wiping the table

    • @Liam-724
      @Liam-724 3 года назад +12

      Wassup Ray

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 3 года назад +14

      The man himself.

    • @hobblegobble8746
      @hobblegobble8746 3 года назад +21

      There is no place where you are not

    • @evicraft3032
      @evicraft3032 3 года назад +12

      Even if there were no table...

    • @moof._.
      @moof._. 3 года назад +7

      This comment will probably have like 5k likes

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 года назад +46

    “Let’s see if I can knock the bottle right out of this guys hand...”
    **completely decapitates the guy**

  • @RedF0xLJ
    @RedF0xLJ 2 года назад +14

    10:33 did I scare you

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 года назад +319

    Mark: "Lixian look. Most of your job's already taken from you"
    Lixian: *"So you have chosen death"*

    • @pl3459
      @pl3459 3 года назад +10

      @@IsLifeAJoke No they didn't but I disliked yours.

    • @IsLifeAJoke
      @IsLifeAJoke 3 года назад

      @@pl3459 it was 30 sec ago 😔

  • @thenickstrikebetter
    @thenickstrikebetter 3 года назад +273

    I like how the title assumes that my room wasn't already destroyed.

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад

      I know right?

    • @Secretthewolf27
      @Secretthewolf27 3 года назад

      I don't even have a room

    • @jsaesthetics5189
      @jsaesthetics5189 3 года назад

      @@PSVitaat2am I’ve seen you everywhere in this videos comments 🙃

    • @nyk6198
      @nyk6198 3 года назад

      That's kinda homophobic that they assumed the cleanness of your room geez 🖐️🙄

    • @JustARosey
      @JustARosey 3 года назад

      He wasn’t talking about your room he was talking about mine!

  • @tinyc.c5366
    @tinyc.c5366 3 года назад +17

    -mark cassually destroying the bar-
    *the bartender dummy: "This is fine"*

  • @Nunu-ym7eb
    @Nunu-ym7eb 3 года назад +11

    Mark: destroying everything
    Also Mark: happy giggling

  • @rickylm95
    @rickylm95 3 года назад +332

    16:06 Mark drawing a peen, then immediately changes his mind. "No! No! I can't! My Monetization! Ummm, uh! Bone! Draw a bone!"

    • @liagamer4265
      @liagamer4265 3 года назад +6

      That was so cute

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +1

      Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! Me funny (!!!) vids are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to thumb down me XTREMELY FUNNY vids! Do you think me funny (!!!) vids are funny, dear cri

    • @screenedat0m
      @screenedat0m 3 года назад +12

      “its a bone,, for Chica!” :D

    • @ayelemoore6279
      @ayelemoore6279 3 года назад +4

      i was looking for this comment

    • @Ran_hash
      @Ran_hash 3 года назад +3

      @@AxxLAfriku Man its been a while since I've seen you

  • @firstpersonstudios5514
    @firstpersonstudios5514 3 года назад +595

    Markiplier's disposition seems so bright and sunny in this episode
    quite a juxtaposition from *tHe hAvOc hE'S aBoUt tO wReAk*

    • @frostbyte2899
      @frostbyte2899 3 года назад

      @Spatza Shame, nobody asked to put your annoying shit here, but here you are.

    • @FallenHero85
      @FallenHero85 3 года назад

      @@frostbyte2899 that guy is still posting his trash on these videos?

    • @frostbyte2899
      @frostbyte2899 3 года назад

      @@FallenHero85 yep, like the dumbass troll he is

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад

      Ooooooh snap!

    • @firstpersonstudios5514
      @firstpersonstudios5514 3 года назад

      Such buttmadderies, these guys.
      also also, **gender assumption** 'x3

  • @axialbrown5527
    @axialbrown5527 2 года назад +3

    mark:u ok buddy?
    mark 3 seconds later:*continues to throw bombs on it*

  • @nsounds222
    @nsounds222 3 года назад +11

    10:20 mark making some meatballs

  • @kaitlynrowan7498
    @kaitlynrowan7498 3 года назад +400

    Mark: “You okay buddy?”
    Mark 3 seconds later: *Ensues in destroying the dummy’s lifeless body*

  • @FlfyCats17
    @FlfyCats17 3 года назад +231

    This is Mark's happy place.
    Just him, a bunch of throwing rocks, and a room full of haunted mannequins to kill.

  • @MASTERGAMER-qs1wn
    @MASTERGAMER-qs1wn 3 года назад +3

    0:00 start of video
    0:01 first noise and light
    1:00 start of content explanation
    1:20 End of intro
    1:32 that face lol
    1:51 those reactions are gold
    3:04 ooh
    4:06 dummy cleaning air
    4:22 uh
    4:30 pop
    4:58 Amy would be mad (doesn't care) btw amy is his gf
    5:13 mega inhale
    5:18 sarcasm
    5:38 ooh plus weird face
    5:50 pls just stop
    6:08 again doesn't care
    6:20 more amazing reactions
    6:36 bonk didn't even blow up
    6:44 boom
    6:48 strongbois
    7:01 slot machines
    7:06 owaoaoaoah
    7:12 I agree how.. oh wait nevermind
    7:16 siren head
    7:18 tusken raider
    7:24 tiny boom
    7:26 squat class
    7:35 yet another small explosion
    7:38 caveman markiplier and bullet rain
    7:49 dramatic shooter movie
    8:03 old song
    8:18 enough
    8:22 no it doesn't no Easter eggs
    8:28 don't those bullets look like clouds
    8:40 Extra caveman markiplier satisfying
    9:20 wow
    9:24 lixian you might want to cut that
    10:10 disappointment markiplier
    10:23 even more caveman mark
    10:43 probably
    11:04 boom again
    11:12 what even
    11:22 *snickers*
    11:34 favorite hobby clean air
    11:41 really
    11:43 dummyplier
    12:08 end of super long explanation
    12:18 mouth expansion
    12:23 I know right
    12:30 wheel and ree
    12:43 another great mouth twist
    12:52 why not and marktune
    12:53 scary graphics
    13:50 planet gone
    13:58 another face
    14:34 gone so you know what
    14:49 bam boom still alive
    15:56 stop watching kids
    16:46 nostalgia time
    17:00 outro
    17:10 random entry that guy is going through constant explosive pain
    17:12 end of outro
    17:14 end of video

  • @hajimehinata8926
    @hajimehinata8926 3 года назад +2

    Mark: "What are you doing at this beach?"
    Me: "Beach? this is a bath tub- WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN NO WAIT DON'T DO THIS-"

  • @zeldacrafter4578
    @zeldacrafter4578 3 года назад +325

    "See now it's not destruction and murder, now I'm just stealing pottery" -Markiplier May 6th 2021

  • @frozeneevee
    @frozeneevee 3 года назад +399

    Mark: (draws a bone on the wall)
    Mark: it's a bone, for chica
    This honestly made me laugh so much, you just never know what Marks gonna do at any given time.

    • @wither4211
      @wither4211 3 года назад +16

      Tbh I thought he was drawing a pnis

    • @pablorocky6064
      @pablorocky6064 3 года назад +2

      @@wither4211 same lol

    • @animemusiccompilations9816
      @animemusiccompilations9816 3 года назад +3

      Ok we ain’t the only ones who thought he was gonna draw something else. 😏

    • @grimreaper2680
      @grimreaper2680 3 года назад +2

      Honestly yeah I thought he was going for something else, I mean it's our unpredictable Mark he can do anything, glad it was a bone and not what I was thinking, would've been an awesome ending to the video either way so I am not complaining.

    • @ethanwinters8616
      @ethanwinters8616 3 года назад

      I've been a fan ever since before his first amnesia playthrough and STILL I can't say ur wrong

  • @figthegiant9324
    @figthegiant9324 2 года назад +6

    Mark: *sees room filled with people*
    Also Mark: *laughs evilly at the prospect of obliterating them*

  • @michaelwang3704
    @michaelwang3704 2 года назад +3

    Markiplar: this is a test for empathy
    Me:says the person who started to shoot dummies while laughing like a manic

  • @dionrussell9681
    @dionrussell9681 3 года назад +153

    "Lets see if I can knock the bottle out of this guys hand" Markiplier - 2021. Armed with high explosive rounds.

    • @LonelyWizbot1134
      @LonelyWizbot1134 3 года назад +1

      @Spatza if gods not real then neither should this comment

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад +1

      Quoted truth!

  • @SoulDenSystem
    @SoulDenSystem 3 года назад +242

    mark: its ended on a wholesome moment of chica with her big bone
    me: you fool no one

  • @LonesomeDove4
    @LonesomeDove4 3 года назад +2

    Mark: I accidentally destroyed your room
    Me: looks in my room
    Also me: *I see that.*

  • @Nanorobotic
    @Nanorobotic 3 года назад +2

    Mark... Please please please make a "I'm being put on a watchlist right now" song with schmoyoho. That is potential gold

  • @hollowilled
    @hollowilled 3 года назад +64

    Imagine this line in the actual scenario.
    “*Is this a butt plug?*”
    “*ITS A STICKY BOMB*”

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад

      Got a mental picture xD

    • @hexational105
      @hexational105 3 года назад +2

      Keep scrolling kids, keep scrolling.

  • @heathersanders5592
    @heathersanders5592 3 года назад +258

    Mark: Feel empathy for mannequins!
    Also Mark: Mannequins are the most terrifying thing and I hate them

  • @ragataurous5356
    @ragataurous5356 3 года назад +9

    5:25 POV you own a business in Minneapolis

  • @TheTrillionthCornDog
    @TheTrillionthCornDog 2 года назад +2

    Markiplier: has meaningfull speech on how you should have empathy for others and that it's not ok to have joy when killing others.
    Also Markiplier: Continues to laugh and enjoy mercilessly killing Manequins

  • @AshlynOne
    @AshlynOne 3 года назад +329

    How mark never thought to use the fire in the liquor store is beyond me.

    • @SacredSpirit1337
      @SacredSpirit1337 3 года назад +15

      Doesn’t do anything special.

    • @Umtogura
      @Umtogura 3 года назад +2

      @@SacredSpirit1337 it makes sense to use it in there.

    • @AshlynOne
      @AshlynOne 3 года назад +2

      @@SacredSpirit1337 Maybe not but it seems like a common sensical concept lol.

  • @viper8368
    @viper8368 3 года назад +4

    Mark: DID THAT SCARE ANYONE ELSE!?
    audience: *doesn't even flinch*

  • @ataxam
    @ataxam Год назад +7

    6:26 The shot didn't hit him Respect to the green

  • @briannabarrett6978
    @briannabarrett6978 3 года назад +64

    Mark drawing a bone for Chika:
    You had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @soreneldritch
    @soreneldritch 3 года назад +190

    Markiplier: This is a mental health test / Amy would be so mad at me
    Also Markiplier: So anyway I started blasting

  • @Alfimation
    @Alfimation Год назад +5

    At 13:30 minutes into the video I was in agony BECAUSE THERE WERE ROCKY HOLES IN NEPTUNE (a GAS planet) knock-off games are so… Uhhhh… KNOCKOFF!

  • @artifactland69
    @artifactland69 3 года назад +24

    Mark: "like when is it like, too much?"
    Lixian lurking menacingly behind the hotel room door: "It is never too much."
    Wait a minute, was Lixian Darkiplier the whole time?

  • @Hero_Miyazaki
    @Hero_Miyazaki 3 года назад +208

    I'm surprised that he isn't freaking out that Resident Evil 8 came out. The Lady Dimitrescu has finally arrived.

    • @FluffyDragonDrawing
      @FluffyDragonDrawing 3 года назад +35

      he probably is, these things aren't live after all; this was probably recorded a week ago; and he is now currently being crushed under her.

    • @arielrose3323
      @arielrose3323 3 года назад +9

      @@FluffyDragonDrawing this looks like his new canadian set up, could be a few days old but not more than a week

    • @MegaMisch
      @MegaMisch 3 года назад +7

      Well you see, nobody told him about it soo we can expect a video soon telling us we failed him again ^_^

    • @ndzhelin2651
      @ndzhelin2651 3 года назад

      He isn't home to play a release like that right now.

    • @FluffyDragonDrawing
      @FluffyDragonDrawing 3 года назад

      @@arielrose3323 I thought he's been in the quarantine for about a week now?

  • @Spitestar
    @Spitestar 3 года назад +129

    Mark: (Destroys all the pottery.)
    Annus: "Don't tell Amy."

  • @acidtric
    @acidtric 3 года назад +4

    “Amy would be so mad at me” “here we go 🙂”

  • @justinbrown6233
    @justinbrown6233 2 года назад +3

    Mark: giving speech about mental health
    Also Mark: "Anyways, kumbaya bitch"
    *proceeds to mow down fifty innocent test dummies*

  • @cryptid4131
    @cryptid4131 3 года назад +131

    Mark: "-and hopefully not kill anyone."
    Also Mark: *immediately starts throwing rocks at the person's head*

  • @confusedeel1332
    @confusedeel1332 3 года назад +304

    Now I want to see markiplier play extremely bad mobile games just for his reaction to them

    • @LonelyWizbot1134
      @LonelyWizbot1134 3 года назад +1

      @Spatza Who asked you

    • @skipperringo
      @skipperringo 3 года назад +1

      @@LonelyWizbot1134 its a copy and paste, they're replying to everyone's comments. just report them

    • @LonelyWizbot1134
      @LonelyWizbot1134 3 года назад

      @@skipperringo yeah i know

    • @skipperringo
      @skipperringo 3 года назад

      @@LonelyWizbot1134 oh ok, sorry

    • @Iibraryofruina
      @Iibraryofruina 3 года назад

      It was made by the same people who made solar smash and that game was pretty good

  • @OwenV-qp2kn
    @OwenV-qp2kn 3 года назад +2

    Game: gives mark explosives
    Mark: "so anyways i started blasting"

  • @jas.per.25
    @jas.per.25 2 года назад +2

    Mark: * throws grenade *
    Also Mark when it kills the person he was aiming at: *surprised Pikachu face*

  • @cursedduality4766
    @cursedduality4766 3 года назад +77

    Mark: "Lixian look...most of your job's already taken from you..."
    Lixian: *impending doom noises intensify* "So you've chosen...death..."

  • @mirabelaciofaca
    @mirabelaciofaca 3 года назад +94

    I like how he had a speech about not enjoying this type of stuff and then goes "anyways" and blows everyones head in enjoyment and satisfaction.

  • @caidenmillar2832
    @caidenmillar2832 2 года назад +2

    I think this is the most excited Mark has been to see a room full of dummies/mannequins.

  • @jmarie3432
    @jmarie3432 3 года назад +7

    when mark was talking about that “wall bullet” gun, and asked what’s the point, the one thing i could think about was an ambush. the enemy usually goes for the militaries ammo supply first, so that leaves them with what they have on them, or in the barracks. in that case, a 20 bullet wall gun could come in handy

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 3 года назад +1

      It's actually more likely the wall bullet was intended to fire at things like mortar shells, or to perform similar such counter artillery operations.

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 3 года назад +1

      @BT3Ks_P4F kinda, but I'd say like a claymore, but for other flying claymores

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 3 года назад

      @BT3Ks_P4F I was thinking specifically like the US "Centurion C-RAM" although possibly like those things too.

    • @SomeGuy-ty7kr
      @SomeGuy-ty7kr 3 года назад +1

      @BT3Ks_P4F I have heard of it, but never played. Most of my knowledge just comes from a general interest in military hardware (possibly originating from playing games like Command and Conquer and reading Tom Clancy novels) driving me to periodically "wiki-walk" myself into different weapon systems.

  • @nataliepark2860
    @nataliepark2860 3 года назад +607

    "What ever you hit isn't just going to be dead, it's going to be BRRRRMMMRMRHRHRBRHBRRMRMMRMRMRMRMMR."
    "Now it's not destruction and murder, now I'm just stealing pottery."
    "It just lumpanates you, it's gone😂😂"
    -Markiplier, 2021

  • @devinseth6805
    @devinseth6805 3 года назад +452

    This kinda feels like old Markiplier. Cussing into air every 5 seconds and saying things to say them in a dumb or sexy voice, I love it.

    • @aristotlerye9033
      @aristotlerye9033 3 года назад +9

      @Spatza this is why we can't have nice things.

    • @devinseth6805
      @devinseth6805 3 года назад +1

      I didn't ask either. What is wrong with people.

    • @scarlettbaltazar4121
      @scarlettbaltazar4121 3 года назад +3

      What did they say lol

    • @kasumuki1963
      @kasumuki1963 3 года назад +1

      @@scarlettbaltazar4121 yeah I’m curious too

    • @0604126003
      @0604126003 3 года назад +9

      It’s weird when I see comments constantly talk about “old markiplier”... do y’all also speak this way of yourselves? Or have you been the same all your life?

  • @yeen.7209
    @yeen.7209 3 года назад +7

    "they're just test dummies"
    proceeds to also state and believe that they are living people.

  • @DrawingCircles92
    @DrawingCircles92 2 года назад +1

    Mark: *Thats a lot of bullets*
    Also mark: *goes to the room with all the people*

  • @arthurhaack618
    @arthurhaack618 3 года назад +261

    No one:
    Markiplier: "It's all just lumpinations."

  • @z4zs3r
    @z4zs3r 3 года назад +546

    “I accidentally destroyed you’re room” god damn it, dont you hate it when he accidentally destroys you’re room? Hate it when that happens

  • @apazzia2334
    @apazzia2334 3 года назад +23

    5:40 Mark just starts laughing like a french man

    • @nalee2788
      @nalee2788 2 года назад +1

      Je ne suis pas d'accord

    • @nekomimicatears
      @nekomimicatears 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@nalee2788oui oui baguette

  • @joshuamillerick1145
    @joshuamillerick1145 3 года назад +11

    10:44 yes me

  • @TheLizard818
    @TheLizard818 3 года назад +135

    "Amy would be so mad at me........... Here l go!"
    Literally almost every episode of Unus Annus XP

    • @wahbanger
      @wahbanger 3 года назад +10

      Momento mori. The good days

    • @Man-xn1fp
      @Man-xn1fp 3 года назад +7

      I haven’t seen anyone talk about 14:03 yet :/

    • @belaizy4225
      @belaizy4225 3 года назад +7

      @@Man-xn1fp omg i didn't even notice that they "censored" the Unus Annus Merch this is genius