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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @bluestone321
    @bluestone321 3 года назад +3536

    I love the custom Markiplier ads that Lixian puts over the actual ads

    • @HugeESmalls
      @HugeESmalls 3 года назад +125

      im surprised the unus annus one didn't stir up theories lol

    • @eveomatic2427
      @eveomatic2427 3 года назад +33

      Lixan is god

    • @thedankwars
      @thedankwars 3 года назад +61

      oh wait, I actually thought those were the real ones, good one lixian

    • @sesamdy
      @sesamdy 3 года назад +3

      time stamp?

    • @HugeESmalls
      @HugeESmalls 3 года назад +19

      @@sesamdy 2:36 9:14 might be more tho I was too lazy to go through the whole vid again

  • @j.d.underwood6519
    @j.d.underwood6519 3 года назад +2574

    Therapist: “and what do we do when bee?”
    Mark: “my mouth is ready”
    Therapist: “no.”

    • @shardofglass
      @shardofglass 3 года назад +26

      Needs more attention

    • @monster_cages6467
      @monster_cages6467 3 года назад +64

      Also Mark: I am *not* a masochist

    • @thedesyncedcontroller7404
      @thedesyncedcontroller7404 3 года назад +43

      @@monster_cages6467 also also mark: I just wanna know how it feels

    • @superslash6772
      @superslash6772 3 года назад +54

      Are you saying.... Bee to blow???

    • @kodiakark
      @kodiakark 3 года назад +15

      @@superslash6772 underrated comment 10/10

  • @Adam-ip2bz
    @Adam-ip2bz 3 года назад +4512

    Mark: "Here's an AD right now!"
    Video: Plays AD
    Me: *visible shock*

    • @jjcrazyblondgirl3675
      @jjcrazyblondgirl3675 3 года назад +161

      Omg same I died laughing 😂🤣😂

    • @pikachobi4842
      @pikachobi4842 3 года назад +202

      You know he can control where to put ads, right?

    • @Gingersnap19617
      @Gingersnap19617 3 года назад +13

      saaame

    • @dark_sky2338
      @dark_sky2338 3 года назад +12

      Same

    • @AtlasHartz
      @AtlasHartz 3 года назад +94

      huh. i didn't get an ad there at all which I thought was funny...didn't realize it's different for different people...?

  • @goblincheeks_yt
    @goblincheeks_yt 3 года назад +737

    4:10 "I'm sorry I almost tried to ÆÜGH onto your stinger there" - Markiplier 2021

    • @HashewtheCashew
      @HashewtheCashew 3 года назад +9

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @mishyfushiko5175
      @mishyfushiko5175 3 года назад +3

      I mean, he did it with a micro XD

    • @katxheartgaming
      @katxheartgaming 3 года назад +3

      I read that as he said it lol

    • @goblincheeks_yt
      @goblincheeks_yt 3 года назад +1

      @@katxheartgaming TIMING 100

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 года назад +7

      I don’t know why reading how you spelt that sound made it 3x as funny, but god Dammit, I can hardly breathe XD

  • @alexanderelderhorst2107
    @alexanderelderhorst2107 3 года назад +1636

    I love how he's just switching the adds out for fake ones themed around him to not give free advertising, it's awesome

  • @winterwindle1160
    @winterwindle1160 3 года назад +1473

    this was actually a really wholesome video. i really like when he just finds a mobile game and is like “yeah let’s do this!”

    • @jaegc1824
      @jaegc1824 3 года назад +20

      Especially when the mobile game is good

  • @timothymckane6362
    @timothymckane6362 3 года назад +1443

    Mark: *chooses Clownfish* "I love it."
    Clownfish: "ÅKK!"
    Mark: "...I hate it."

    • @starfish3182
      @starfish3182 3 года назад +45

      I was laughing at that part for so long. It's still funny to me lol

    • @Hajile2
      @Hajile2 3 года назад

      @@starfish3182 I know bro, I'm still laughing

  • @PeixeDePeruca
    @PeixeDePeruca 3 года назад +731

    Mark: "I would never see a ad for coins, I would never do that"
    *Game: randomly adds +50 Coins on mark account*

  • @thewargoose4967
    @thewargoose4967 3 года назад +4189

    Every video, Mark descends deeper into the insanity of mobile gaming.

    • @danchen10491
      @danchen10491 3 года назад +76

      How long till he goes into gacha games like fgo

    • @brightplaysgames8760
      @brightplaysgames8760 3 года назад +45

      Hes been on a mobile game binge

    • @Usaman50
      @Usaman50 3 года назад +49

      In a few videos he’ll be playing episode

    • @Loser_Alter_Ego
      @Loser_Alter_Ego 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, I've noticed mobile games are featured now. I hate it.

    • @vicious_cycle
      @vicious_cycle 3 года назад +11

      @@Usaman50 ...I kinda want to see that.

  • @AlyBr
    @AlyBr 3 года назад +1810

    "Heres an ad right now"
    **ad plays**
    I don't know what else I expected but either way I was upset XD

    • @ad25tr9
      @ad25tr9 3 года назад +50

      To be fair like it or not he was honest

    • @Deadly0-_
      @Deadly0-_ 3 года назад +35

      I loved that part😂

    • @aisutistoto5771
      @aisutistoto5771 3 года назад +35

      *laughs in premium*

    • @bachri7721
      @bachri7721 3 года назад +41

      *laughs in ad block*

    • @myasanders6451
      @myasanders6451 3 года назад +7

      @@bachri7721 same

  • @seraphinaz3545
    @seraphinaz3545 3 года назад +1101

    Mark: "I love it. I love it. I love it."
    *picks Clownfish*
    **Clownfish makes juicy sounds**
    Mark: "I hate it. I hate it. I hate it."

  • @spooksahoy5097
    @spooksahoy5097 3 года назад +1124

    Mark: Here’s an AD right now!
    Me, who’s watching on mobile: _You have no power here_

    • @hollowthoughts2161
      @hollowthoughts2161 3 года назад +174

      Me who has adblock:
      *you fool*

    • @zoecullipher7095
      @zoecullipher7095 3 года назад +128

      Me: who has premium
      You can not overpower me

    • @hollowthoughts2161
      @hollowthoughts2161 3 года назад +86

      @@zoecullipher7095 You who pays for it:
      *this holds no value*

    • @PunMister
      @PunMister 3 года назад +70

      Me who downloads the videos _cus internet garbo:_
      *Kneel before me delinquent for I am an individual of SUPERIOR brilliance* _(and inferior internet)_

    • @largedietcoke
      @largedietcoke 3 года назад +10

      yeah i have like 50 adblocks installed lmao💀

  • @sipmcihm8107
    @sipmcihm8107 3 года назад +1803

    Okay but the ad on cue was seriously pleasing to my simple mind

    • @dylankean9126
      @dylankean9126 3 года назад +10

      Right?

    • @Waluigi_Time778
      @Waluigi_Time778 3 года назад +44

      Awe I missed out

    • @evilclown019
      @evilclown019 3 года назад +37

      Dude same. First time it ever really felt intentionally placed

    • @emilied2986
      @emilied2986 3 года назад +8

      It scared me lmao

    • @pkmindbreak848
      @pkmindbreak848 3 года назад +24

      Thanks for telling me. Premium took my experience 😔

  • @kj7707
    @kj7707 3 года назад +757

    Mark only has 2 moods
    "I'M A GOD" and
    "I'm so dumb, I'm so bad at this"

  • @andresbarrios50
    @andresbarrios50 3 года назад +1429

    Mark: I love him
    “Barf sound “
    Mark : I hate him
    1 minute later
    Mark: I love him again

  • @Iyannah15
    @Iyannah15 3 года назад +204

    Mark: “Hey, I’m on RUclips here’s an ad right now!”
    *ad starts*
    Me: *surprised Pikachu*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +7541

    "It seems like it's gonna get real difficult real quick"
    Famous last words, Mark

  • @panguin_lee5485
    @panguin_lee5485 3 года назад +686

    Mark: I'm not a massochist
    Also Mark: my mouth is ready to receive the bee

  • @xenopinquiauri
    @xenopinquiauri 3 года назад +424

    I love how Lixian and Rachel created their own ads for this video

    • @chaz1146
      @chaz1146 3 года назад +4

      Stashecoin

    • @NoobSaibotTheWraith
      @NoobSaibotTheWraith 3 года назад +3

      StacheCoin

    • @AUTUMM_LOVER
      @AUTUMM_LOVER 3 года назад +2

      Who is Rachel?

    • @xenopinquiauri
      @xenopinquiauri 3 года назад +7

      @@AUTUMM_LOVER one of Mark’s editors. She also edited for Mark and Ethan’s Unus Annus channel/vids.
      I think it’s lixian, Rachel, Marcus (I think).

    • @EmptyOrangeJuice.
      @EmptyOrangeJuice. 3 года назад +6

      Did you recognize the add that said it couldn't be played?

  • @GetYourMoonBootsOn
    @GetYourMoonBootsOn 3 года назад +59

    12:25 "These local singles are ready to meet you!" *shows three different pictures of Mark* 😂

  • @supernova6856
    @supernova6856 3 года назад +3389

    Imma be honest I feel like at this point I could watch mark play anything

  • @just_jmello1479
    @just_jmello1479 3 года назад +822

    Mark having a love hate relationship with the fish is just his brain debating whether he should love the craziness or hate the stupidness

  • @grayskyee
    @grayskyee 3 года назад +566

    the end of each level where all the other characters hip-hip-hurray you is the most adorable shit ive seen all day

    • @owenparris7490
      @owenparris7490 3 года назад +4

      Nice Amity profile pic!

    • @owenparris7490
      @owenparris7490 3 года назад +4

      Also I agree. It's real cute.

    • @grayskyee
      @grayskyee 3 года назад +4

      @@owenparris7490
      Thank you!! i might have to change it because of the new episode tho heh

    • @owenparris7490
      @owenparris7490 3 года назад +3

      @@grayskyee No SpOiLErS!

    • @grayskyee
      @grayskyee 3 года назад +4

      @@owenparris7490
      my lips are zipped, but its a great episode lol

  • @EmeraldShine13
    @EmeraldShine13 3 года назад +64

    Mark: * does anything remotely successful in a game *
    Mark: *I AM A GOD!*

  • @allanfassbender4164
    @allanfassbender4164 3 года назад +573

    "Here is an ad right now"
    Me: Actually gets an ad and now thinks Mark is a witch

  • @alexisjordan9055
    @alexisjordan9055 3 года назад +396

    “What kind of farm has a cobblestone path on a fan?!” Asks the goat on stilts

  • @KodasGarden
    @KodasGarden 3 года назад +675

    Not gonna lie, I forgot RUclips had ads until Mark went on his rant lmao

    • @maxamberson51
      @maxamberson51 3 года назад +33

      hey unus annus fan, do you think 9:14 was a reference?

    • @caseyhall2320
      @caseyhall2320 3 года назад +14

      @@maxamberson51 oh, it definitely was. I noticed that too.

    • @rita-want-sex152
      @rita-want-sex152 3 года назад +1

      Not a

    • @FelFawn
      @FelFawn 3 года назад +2

      @@maxamberson51 it was the perfect time to say brother

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад +1

      I know right?

  • @hithere4057
    @hithere4057 3 года назад +54

    “What kind of farm has this kind of technology??”
    Farms that have goats on stilts

  • @TheUnkGamer
    @TheUnkGamer 3 года назад +557

    mark: "hey im on youtube heres an ad right now"
    ad: *appears*
    the little kid inside me: "woaaaaah"

    • @MelodySweetheart
      @MelodySweetheart 3 года назад +22

      This happened to me too and I went back to check if it was real and it was!

    • @tiffanymassenburg4635
      @tiffanymassenburg4635 3 года назад +12

      FACTS AND IM STILL SHOCKED

    • @demuredaemon4684
      @demuredaemon4684 3 года назад +2

      Saaaaaame

    • @jippe1165
      @jippe1165 3 года назад +8

      I’m amazed at his power

    • @JakHero
      @JakHero 3 года назад +3

      Had the same reaction when it happened

  • @Earthshaker513
    @Earthshaker513 3 года назад +911

    "It's getting more difficult, and I'm getting a lot more stupid..."
    Story of my life Mark.

  • @LennyAQ
    @LennyAQ 3 года назад +599

    "No I don't want Lenny" That hurt man

  • @xJoshykinz
    @xJoshykinz 3 года назад +62

    Mark: “I have standards!”
    -2 seconds later: 15 -> 65 coins 😂

  • @ShelbiAndersen
    @ShelbiAndersen 3 года назад +475

    everytime i think he's forgotten, he reminds us

    • @JingleShoes
      @JingleShoes 3 года назад +21

      You talking about #### ##### ? The black and white background?

    • @Mckennen
      @Mckennen 3 года назад

      @@JingleShoes probably just mark

    • @JingleShoes
      @JingleShoes 3 года назад +5

      @@Mckennen don't know what that means I'll take your word for it

    • @Mckennen
      @Mckennen 3 года назад +5

      @@JingleShoes oh I watched more of the video and I think he was talking about u#### a#### I was wrong

    • @oldman4549
      @oldman4549 3 года назад

      @@JingleShoes unas annus

  • @ndzhelin2651
    @ndzhelin2651 3 года назад +272

    "I am a genius who just walks around."
    - the first hominid to become bipedal

  • @CptChu
    @CptChu 3 года назад +253

    "Hey Bill, what noise are we gonna use for the clown fish?!" *Bill chokes on his water and coughs up mucus*

    • @HugoStuff
      @HugoStuff 3 года назад +2

      Like that one Pokémon that looks like any small child while they cough

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад +1

      Weebs stink weebs stink

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 3 года назад +5

      @@rahmat4848 …context?

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад

      @@theillusionist1494 Weebs are nothing but 16 year old babies

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 3 года назад +7

      @@rahmat4848 How is that relevant in any way

  • @ni__wolf143
    @ni__wolf143 2 года назад +10

    Mark talking about wanting to fall mouth first on a bee makes me think of his strange "smash" on Beedrill.

  • @mountainjeroo
    @mountainjeroo 3 года назад +209

    I legit died when he said "here's an ad now" and the ad played

    • @irateyoutubers4889
      @irateyoutubers4889 3 года назад +4

      Same

    • @lunarose2529
      @lunarose2529 3 года назад +2

      That'd make an interesting obituary...

    • @lunarose2529
      @lunarose2529 3 года назад +2

      "Andrew Viljoen died this day, laughing to death because Markiplier played an ad after a rant about too many ads. He died happy. He will be missed."

    • @Willon
      @Willon 3 года назад +3

      Do humans know that mark can put and ad whenever he wants with editing

    • @afrina3781
      @afrina3781 3 года назад

      @@Willon yes we know that it's just it's an unexpected surprise and we enjoyed that ngl

  • @soccerchick-xc5pi
    @soccerchick-xc5pi 3 года назад +235

    Mark: I'm not gonna watch an ad! I have standards!
    *coins go from 15 to 65*

    • @mt_girl579
      @mt_girl579 3 года назад +2

      Great maths my dood

  • @myHandle42
    @myHandle42 3 года назад +468

    This is Mark increasing his god complex

    • @ocupersgmail
      @ocupersgmail 3 года назад +10

      more like masochist complex

    • @phuongngo934
      @phuongngo934 3 года назад +12

      Did you mean his genius brain?

  • @cookeenbeanz7111
    @cookeenbeanz7111 3 года назад +34

    Me falling asleep to random videos playing: hears mark say here’s an ad now
    ~an ad actually plays~
    My eyes: *open as fast as possible thinking mark is a genius*

  • @chipwhich
    @chipwhich 3 года назад +121

    The ad transition was probably the only time i’m ever happy to completely watch an ad

  • @ag-zx7rl
    @ag-zx7rl 3 года назад +359

    am I the only one who sees how tired Mark looks... hes working so hard to continuously provide content for us and working on The Egde Of Sleep, bravo to you man

    • @JeffGarbanzo
      @JeffGarbanzo 3 года назад

      Nice.

    • @Kyacchan88
      @Kyacchan88 3 года назад +26

      It could also be the makeup - after all his character uh... doesn't sleep for days...

    • @raveno_o3542
      @raveno_o3542 3 года назад +1

      @@Kyacchan88 what character im confused lol did i miss something

    • @emstink
      @emstink 3 года назад +3

      @@raveno_o3542 he's working on filming for The Edge of Sleep

    • @raveno_o3542
      @raveno_o3542 3 года назад +2

      @@emstink oh thanks i thought that was like he got not sleep

  • @thecosmicjoker4419
    @thecosmicjoker4419 3 года назад +142

    That was actually the most bad ass ad transition I’ve ever seen

    • @silversamurai0267
      @silversamurai0267 3 года назад +2

      I refused to skip the ads, purely out of respect for that transition.

    • @zerulen
      @zerulen 3 года назад

      @@silversamurai0267 same

    • @sicklyr
      @sicklyr 3 года назад

      i have a vpn, so i dont get ads :(

    • @bioshacker001
      @bioshacker001 3 года назад

      I have RUclips Premium, so I didn't realize there was supposed to be an ad there, haha. I was confused for a moment.

  • @soevylayer
    @soevylayer 3 года назад +127

    Mark: "Here's an ad!"
    An ad actually plays
    Me: Could this be the work of Mark's stand ability?

  • @schiegirl
    @schiegirl 3 года назад +462

    Eventually Amy is gonna be like, 'So I keep hearing about you being a local single...?'

    • @katehalasz5069
      @katehalasz5069 3 года назад +12

      It was edited to protect the privacy of the real people.

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад +5

      Oooooh snap!

    • @Jayne1971
      @Jayne1971 3 года назад +8

      I didn't think anyone else spotted that, genius move, lol

    • @jinclay4354
      @jinclay4354 3 года назад +1

      To which he could reply "So you're interested...?".

  • @Melissa0224
    @Melissa0224 3 года назад +138

    I didn’t think I would actually get an ad when said he said “here’s an ad right now” but I did but the people with premium get to live life wonderfully

  • @s.mittle
    @s.mittle 3 года назад +491

    That one ad they made for the *deleted channel* got to my heart a little

  • @Hana1LuLu
    @Hana1LuLu 3 года назад +13

    This is actually so cute and wonderful to have Mark play a simple mobile game and have a great time alongside playing VII.I.AGE. The duality of man, in the best way

  • @shadowsa2b
    @shadowsa2b 3 года назад +188

    When a game is literally designed to assault your grundle with a chainsaw

  • @whoisaudreo
    @whoisaudreo 3 года назад +345

    *has 15 coins* “i’d never watch an ad for more coins”
    *returns with 65 coins*

    • @DanteUndead158
      @DanteUndead158 3 года назад +3

      "i would never do that"

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 3 года назад

      You can only see it for a second, but he tried to watch an ad the ad failed to load, and awarded him the coins. GG

  • @thatcolaaddict3644
    @thatcolaaddict3644 3 года назад +407

    Mark: I am not a masochist
    Also mark: tries to eat a bee

    • @pepe7904
      @pepe7904 3 года назад +5

      @Puppet Siddiqi just bite and swallow

    • @existentialdread5356
      @existentialdread5356 3 года назад +5

      @Puppet Siddiqi Be fancy and remove the stinger, then drink the poison from the stinger, then eat the bee.

    • @Pandabair-nl2is
      @Pandabair-nl2is 3 года назад +1

      Okay, I snorted. You got me

  • @theveszel
    @theveszel 3 года назад +45

    Mark made a pun and didn't even notice
    "I see I see"
    "Icy Icy"
    cmon mark

  • @nathan-tj4gz
    @nathan-tj4gz 3 года назад +114

    Mark: “Here’s an ad right now”
    Ad: *appears*
    Me: (gasp) *magic*

  • @DevinDoesThings_
    @DevinDoesThings_ 3 года назад +227

    Right as Mark said “Hey, here’s an ad right now,” I received an Ad for the Conjuring. I have never felt more scared in my life.

    • @adammaher403
      @adammaher403 3 года назад +9

      He controls where the ads go

    • @Nobody-wp4ds
      @Nobody-wp4ds 3 года назад +4

      I got one about veggie burgers lmao

    • @zaza44mag18
      @zaza44mag18 3 года назад +1

      Mine was about quickbooks lmaooo

    • @sylusambermoon
      @sylusambermoon 3 года назад

      I got a Call Of duty ad

    • @elividal9888
      @elividal9888 3 года назад +1

      I had an upbeat ad of webnote

  • @ShadyNerd
    @ShadyNerd 3 года назад +776

    the unus annus references give me life again

    • @angstyburrito8071
      @angstyburrito8071 3 года назад +15

      Can you put time stamps for them?

    • @ShadyNerd
      @ShadyNerd 3 года назад +56

      @@angstyburrito8071 9:13 is the one in this video

    • @FallenHero85
      @FallenHero85 3 года назад +20

      they make me happy wherever I see them.

    • @redcenteno7150
      @redcenteno7150 3 года назад +17

      Looked through the comments to find someone who noticed it too

    • @zarnox3071
      @zarnox3071 3 года назад +6

      I never actually watched any of those videos. Even though I knew of them while they were going…

  • @OwenMessenger
    @OwenMessenger 3 года назад +28

    Mark: here’s an ad right now
    RUclips : you don’t get the satisfaction of perfect timing

  • @RobbieCoombs7771
    @RobbieCoombs7771 3 года назад +751

    I need my text tone to be mark screaming "MY TAINT"

    • @Cup.A.Coffee
      @Cup.A.Coffee 3 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @ambi_bambiiii
      @ambi_bambiiii 3 года назад +25

      My current text tone for my parents is Mark saying "YOU RIGHT" to remind me to not tell them I disagree with them haha

    • @crazy406chris2
      @crazy406chris2 3 года назад +5

      Yeah that's fair until you're at a family gathering 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sarakane0117
      @sarakane0117 3 года назад +2

      thank you, it is now my text tone. I owe you one

    • @NikitaTKO
      @NikitaTKO 3 года назад

      I would also like to know how to make a Mark video

  • @XeresKyle
    @XeresKyle 3 года назад +467

    *Me:* Has flashbacks of Mark playing _Getting Over It_

    • @GunnerHeatFire
      @GunnerHeatFire 3 года назад +6

      I'm probably sounding like a bot by saying yes at this point but....
      yes

    • @jessmess7170
      @jessmess7170 3 года назад

      Well he was a heck of a lot more cheerful here

    • @notme263
      @notme263 3 года назад +3

      *the one who shall not be named*

    • @jewishcrusader2817
      @jewishcrusader2817 3 года назад

      Oh lawd . . .

    • @jermaenjoyer
      @jermaenjoyer 3 года назад

      Lol I immediately had flashbacks of him playing QWOP all those years ago because this is legit just like that game lol. Totally forgot about that game

  • @Mrsuperman_007
    @Mrsuperman_007 3 года назад +277

    Mark: I'm going to put an ad at every possible moment just to do a test
    Also Mark: Makes 10 million from 1 video with a thousand ads

  • @mortIsHere
    @mortIsHere 3 года назад +19

    Mark: This isn’t that bad
    (Snowman exists)
    Mark: WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME!?!?!

  • @ouf5794
    @ouf5794 3 года назад +659

    Mark: "I'm going to do a video where I put an ad every possible moment as an experiment"
    **cackles in ad blocker**

    • @kirkat2635
      @kirkat2635 3 года назад +55

      *joins the cackling with yt premium*

    • @LoneShootingStar
      @LoneShootingStar 3 года назад +52

      *cries with standard youtube on mobile*

    • @Skelefinn614
      @Skelefinn614 3 года назад +2

      @@LoneShootingStar me too :(

    • @ActuatedGear
      @ActuatedGear 3 года назад

      @@Skelefinn614 Dudes... get like adblock browser or summat.

    • @stefanpellerin6692
      @stefanpellerin6692 3 года назад +4

      @@kirkat2635 cackles in yt premium gang

  • @hat6085
    @hat6085 3 года назад +70

    I like how he seemed actually surprised to be having some fun

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 года назад +806

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: "As long as I don't mind a little brain damage, I'll be okay"

    • @nightcoremusic69
      @nightcoremusic69 3 года назад +5

      Oh

    • @silas8490
      @silas8490 3 года назад +8

      @Muscleman8562 ok

    • @BigCroca
      @BigCroca 3 года назад +1

      ive seen your comments like 3 times today

    • @caseyp5861
      @caseyp5861 3 года назад +3

      @Stefan Bajic All we need is for Eef to come forwards and talk about his time on Unus Annus with Mark.

    • @ProficiencyDeficiency
      @ProficiencyDeficiency 3 года назад +1

      @Muscleman8562
      but nobody asked
      Bottom text

  • @junopeer7185
    @junopeer7185 3 года назад +13

    marks little "hehee'' at 19:17 is killing me LMAOOO

  • @mimicwolf3035
    @mimicwolf3035 3 года назад +135

    “You ever walked? Good we’re gonna try that now except we’re on stilt and we’re a goat and I have to use my thumb apparently”
    - Markiplier 2021
    He just keeps getting more and more interesting

  • @Asenagami44
    @Asenagami44 3 года назад +242

    Mark's decent into madness continues

    • @TallWomenEnjoyer
      @TallWomenEnjoyer 3 года назад +1

      @Muscleman8562 Be gone 🥄 although I don’t know if you’re a bot

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад

      @Muscleman8562 I'm concern about that. It may cause an issue to your health. By God, please stop.

    • @Asenagami44
      @Asenagami44 3 года назад

      What is happening rn--

  • @gavinsmith764
    @gavinsmith764 3 года назад +218

    Mark: We're getting into some advanced tactics
    *Proceeds to fall on face*

  • @yomommadidurfriendsmomshus4050
    @yomommadidurfriendsmomshus4050 3 года назад +9

    *Mark on the winter level* Everytime Garfield dies: “MĒŒ-“ *respawns* “ME-“ respawns” that part got me very time I swear I could not stop watching it

  • @priyamanobal
    @priyamanobal 3 года назад +403

    Markiplier: here’s an ad right now *clap*
    RUclips premium members: I don’t think so

    • @ZephyrusAsmodeus
      @ZephyrusAsmodeus 3 года назад +8

      We have ascended even further beyond

    • @wasntdeleted
      @wasntdeleted 3 года назад +52

      adblock squad: we will pretend we do not exist

    •  3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣👏🏾

    • @sstixt
      @sstixt 3 года назад +3

      Yes. *raises hand*
      Me me me me,
      I don't feel left out now,

    • @rustywastakenwastaken
      @rustywastakenwastaken 3 года назад +3

      or anybody with adblock

  • @dionettaeon
    @dionettaeon 3 года назад +178

    "This is where my grundle gets ripped in twain" - Markiplier 2021

  • @laz3fangirl25
    @laz3fangirl25 3 года назад +176

    “HERE’S AN AD RIGHT NOW!” *ad starts playing* *me dying of laughter for the next 20 minutes knowing it wasn’t that funny but can’t stop now*

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 3 года назад +1

      It do be like that 😂

    • @clintonelliott7238
      @clintonelliott7238 3 года назад

      I skipped an ad at the same time as I read this... same exact part of the video too.

    • @amari_zak21
      @amari_zak21 3 года назад

      I didn't get an ad☹️
      Idk if that's a good or bad thing lol

    • @danielcurtis6029
      @danielcurtis6029 3 года назад

      @@amari_zak21 hmm i got an ad

    • @dr.palsonp.h.d815
      @dr.palsonp.h.d815 3 года назад

      how old are you to find that funny? jeez

  • @carlytreadway6137
    @carlytreadway6137 3 года назад +22

    Mark: Here’s an ad!!
    Video: *plays State Farm theme*
    Me: *shocked pikachu face*

    • @helengrace7401
      @helengrace7401 3 года назад

      Like a good neighbour State Farm is there

    • @liamoshea2978
      @liamoshea2978 3 года назад

      @@helengrace7401 nation wide is on ur side

  • @x_spooky.dino_x
    @x_spooky.dino_x 3 года назад +253

    "Here's an ad right now" me using an ad blocker, the awkwardness was real lmao

    • @puuaatu2856
      @puuaatu2856 3 года назад +16

      Well I don't use adblockers to (trick my brain to) feel supportive to them content creators lol

    • @stringbean3089
      @stringbean3089 3 года назад +3

      I have ad blockers on my computer just not my phone-

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 3 года назад

      There was no ad

    • @williamlevison9966
      @williamlevison9966 3 года назад +3

      Lol I got an ad right when he said that lucky u

    • @Trenchv1
      @Trenchv1 3 года назад

      @@williamlevison9966 same

  • @socially-shay
    @socially-shay 3 года назад +68

    7:05
    “Mr. Garfield: He hates lasagna”
    *Unus Annus flashbacks*

    • @khadath1682
      @khadath1682 3 года назад +15

      The real flashback was at 9:15

    • @ThePrize7117
      @ThePrize7117 3 года назад +2

      @@khadath1682 I know 😭

  • @breadmannington
    @breadmannington 3 года назад +440

    He actually teased us with the black and white ad. Now I miss Unus Annus all over again.

    • @bebop_anoos
      @bebop_anoos 3 года назад +18

      Memento Mori

    • @nayderdabigfatgator1842
      @nayderdabigfatgator1842 3 года назад +7

      i got a chik fil a ad for ceaser salad. unnus annus?????!!!??????

    • @Yidianer
      @Yidianer 3 года назад +3

      I got a facebook ad lmao

    • @trashgremlin4299
      @trashgremlin4299 3 года назад +4

      momento mori

    • @morgannelson288
      @morgannelson288 3 года назад +2

      @@hubagerencseri706 I know right?! I hate them. They are sooooo annoying.

  • @MikeKnops
    @MikeKnops 3 года назад +58

    Mark saying "here's an AD right now *claps*"
    Me laughing cause i have YT premium

    • @Tobik44
      @Tobik44 8 месяцев назад +2

      there wasn't ad even i don't have premium

  • @michaelaplescia
    @michaelaplescia 3 года назад +293

    “Here’s an ad right now!”
    I never thought I would be disappointed to not get an ad.

  • @NoNo-pb3jg
    @NoNo-pb3jg 3 года назад +51

    Mark going "Here's an ad right now!" at 3:11 is the first time I've genuinely smiled at an advertisement popping up, that was perfect

    • @thecursedchild2107
      @thecursedchild2107 3 года назад +1

      Same happened to me....how the fuck did he do that🤷🏻

    • @alenio_kim219
      @alenio_kim219 3 года назад

      😂i love it

    • @JFC_
      @JFC_ 3 года назад

      Same I loved it

  • @specklespeck05
    @specklespeck05 3 года назад +120

    I love it when people conveniently time their monologue with an ad or other interruption...now that Mark’s doing it I only have more respect for him...respect that isn’t supposed to be possible.

    • @Connorwhatever
      @Connorwhatever 3 года назад +2

      Im on premium what happened 😭

    • @smirkfanta5535
      @smirkfanta5535 3 года назад +2

      So you deeply respect this power of his

    • @katehalasz5069
      @katehalasz5069 3 года назад +1

      @@Connorwhatever Pretty much, an Ad is supposed to play right after he says here's an Ad. I'm also on premium so I didn't get it

    • @PSVitaat2am
      @PSVitaat2am 3 года назад

      Its the best!

    • @_diabetes6495
      @_diabetes6495 3 года назад

      @@katehalasz5069 Afraid to say at least on my end it was way off :(

  • @CanaanTheWingedOne
    @CanaanTheWingedOne 2 года назад +2

    the unfathomable hubris at 17:42, declaring himself so much of a jumping expert only to fail instantly when it said 'jump over the SECOND cliff"

  • @lilklementine2360
    @lilklementine2360 3 года назад +202

    “I’m getting good at this, I’m getting goddamn good at this”
    *dies*

    • @DLCstealer
      @DLCstealer 3 года назад +2

      13:00

    • @rbmac110
      @rbmac110 3 года назад +1

      @@DLCstealer "but I would be fine! I'm a fish!"

  • @semisemicoloncolon
    @semisemicoloncolon 3 года назад +283

    “As long as I don’t mind a little blain damlage, I think I’ll be okay.”
    I love the irony of this sentence

  • @Geekd657
    @Geekd657 3 года назад +219

    Mark: “Heres and ad right now”
    Ad: *Comes on right after he says that*

    • @thedudeofnothing7378
      @thedudeofnothing7378 3 года назад +26

      Its almost as if that was the joke 😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @Ishtarru
      @Ishtarru 3 года назад +4

      He's a witch.

    • @saturos5068
      @saturos5068 3 года назад +2

      @@thedudeofnothing7378 no shit sherlock

    • @stax7344
      @stax7344 3 года назад +6

      @@thedudeofnothing7378 I dont think he knows that the youtube creators puts the ads where they want to put em'.

    • @Indian0Lore
      @Indian0Lore 3 года назад +3

      Love that the in game ads have been changed to mark

  • @amber6175
    @amber6175 3 года назад +5

    14:05 “My mouth is ready. My mouth is ready, my bee buddy” -Markiplier, 2021

  • @focampo5672
    @focampo5672 3 года назад +490

    Mark: “Heres an ad rn” *slap* *video continues*

    • @mannygunderson4653
      @mannygunderson4653 3 года назад +27

      @Summer Arcand-Auigbelle Lol i also got one

    • @michaelortega8379
      @michaelortega8379 3 года назад +26

      @Summer Arcand-Auigbelle Nah I got an ad too. it was even an ad for ad block

    • @IlovemycatBoo
      @IlovemycatBoo 3 года назад +6

      @Summer Arcand-Auigbelle I got a dominos add

    • @Italy497
      @Italy497 3 года назад +3

      @@mannygunderson4653 same

    • @addisonmckenna2580
      @addisonmckenna2580 3 года назад +14

      @Summer Arcand-Auigbelle I got one, and then went immediately to the comments to see if anyone else got one!

  • @gouravkumarsingh7482
    @gouravkumarsingh7482 3 года назад +105

    Never thought that I would have enjoyed Mark playing goat walking on slits

    • @thebombombee
      @thebombombee 3 года назад

      ofc who would think of these completely random things its obvious i wouldnt have ever thought of seeing your comment but here i am its obvious get out shut up

    • @braxtonrichards3202
      @braxtonrichards3202 3 года назад +2

      @@thebombombee Go play growtopia child

    • @thebombombee
      @thebombombee 3 года назад

      @@braxtonrichards3202 i actually have 1700 hours in growtopia how did you know i played it?

    • @gouravkumarsingh7482
      @gouravkumarsingh7482 3 года назад +2

      @@thebombombee well I don't think you are appreciative but have a good day.

    • @admiralackbar6306
      @admiralackbar6306 3 года назад

      @@braxtonrichards3202 It's a trap! Don't respond to the child!

  • @commanderfoxxv7433
    @commanderfoxxv7433 3 года назад +117

    "I'm gitting gud at this."
    *dives face first into the water*

  • @floridaman7123
    @floridaman7123 3 года назад +19

    can someone please deep fry markiplier saying "MY TAINT!"

  • @rep90x10
    @rep90x10 3 года назад +654

    Markiplier: says he’ll never watch any ads for more coins
    Me and everyone else: Notices he has +50 more coins after
    P.S holy crap thanks for all the likes

    • @alenio_kim219
      @alenio_kim219 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @cookeymonster83
      @cookeymonster83 3 года назад +14

      Yeah that was the joke dude -_-

    • @dashing3608
      @dashing3608 3 года назад +2

      I scrolled down the comments just to find someone who's seen it.

    • @Bl1ndGuardian666
      @Bl1ndGuardian666 3 года назад

      @@dashing3608 Seen the Reference to Unus Annus?
      Or something else?

    • @sillygamer3963
      @sillygamer3963 3 года назад +2

      @@Bl1ndGuardian666 did you even read the comment

  • @abbystabby4929
    @abbystabby4929 3 года назад +69

    The fact Mark actually gave us an ad when he said "here's an ad" Kills me 💀

    • @zackaryabraham4470
      @zackaryabraham4470 3 года назад +1

      I never had one and I don’t have RUclips premium

    • @O.Reagano
      @O.Reagano 3 года назад

      @@zackaryabraham4470 adblock?

    • @Limbbiscuit
      @Limbbiscuit 3 года назад

      @@O.Reagano You paid monthly to Susan Wabajackwable to get rid the ads and get some minor features... Thats YT Premium

  • @hamburgermeat3597
    @hamburgermeat3597 3 года назад +147

    I am here to say that i will infact watch every one of those ads for bragging rights

    • @limeylemon1685
      @limeylemon1685 3 года назад +8

      *inserts an hour long add*

    • @endrehellandgujord6776
      @endrehellandgujord6776 3 года назад +2

      Laughs in youtube premium

    • @lexapro.4140
      @lexapro.4140 3 года назад +2

      @@endrehellandgujord6776 I found the weirdo who actually paid for it

    • @endrehellandgujord6776
      @endrehellandgujord6776 3 года назад

      @@lexapro.4140 Did you know it actually supports creators tremendously?

    • @lexapro.4140
      @lexapro.4140 3 года назад

      @@endrehellandgujord6776 you paying 16 dollars a month doesn’t help every creator you watch and youtube doesn’t directly pay them so it just goes directly to youtube so I’m not sure how it helps the creators

  • @connormccoy6178
    @connormccoy6178 3 года назад +27

    Mark: “Here’s an ad right now!”
    Video: *Doesn't play ad*
    Me: How dare you

  • @lauryngilbert2564
    @lauryngilbert2564 3 года назад +118

    i can already sense the amount of screaming that will occur

  • @tristanity9642
    @tristanity9642 3 года назад +76

    "Oh no. My mouth is ready"
    I love how questionable this sounds out of context

  • @joenjeim416
    @joenjeim416 3 года назад +164

    Markiplier:"here's an ad right now👏"
    People who did not get an ad:
    LIAR!

    • @yjut-xm8rx
      @yjut-xm8rx 3 года назад +10

      Me who as adblock on: .0_0.

    • @SukiHayashiGaming
      @SukiHayashiGaming 3 года назад +4

      @@yjut-xm8rx me who has premium =)

    • @AceIndiana
      @AceIndiana 3 года назад +17

      Me: Got it timed perfectly

    • @SARGENTSATIVA
      @SARGENTSATIVA 3 года назад +2

      I thought it was cool

    • @Winter5587
      @Winter5587 3 года назад +2

      Me who just didn’t get an ad

  • @orekpk
    @orekpk 3 года назад +1

    I like that you make side videos apart from your main series like the Resident Evil right now, because I usually want to binge watch all the stuff later, and meanwhile I can enjoy your regular awesome videos

  • @tiahickman4649
    @tiahickman4649 3 года назад +43

    The best part about this vid is the local singles add with just pics of mark

  • @phifuru
    @phifuru 3 года назад +46

    "Here's an ad right now!"
    I....I wasn't actually expecting an ad

  • @novajacob6683
    @novajacob6683 3 года назад +185

    “Here’s an ad right now!”
    *laughs in RUclips Premium*

  • @Buddah-
    @Buddah- 3 года назад +6

    I legit rewinded to 15:20 like 5 times cause the noise the clown fish made