Salty Parry King Sends Hatemail - Dark Souls 3

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @astronautis1674
    @astronautis1674 6 лет назад +2392

    When you finally hit a parry but you're too busy spamming parry to counter

    • @danielp3580
      @danielp3580 4 года назад +6

      666

    • @rat9041
      @rat9041 4 года назад +7

      Qsucomaluco 2.0 its funny because sacreligious! im truly laughing my ass so far off my body its going into a fictional hell!

    • @LunchBXcrue
      @LunchBXcrue 4 года назад +39

      Lmao I was just about to say that, he finally got one but already pressed the button 16 times.

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 4 года назад +7

      @@rat9041
      ?

    • @krrombopulos1618
      @krrombopulos1618 4 года назад +4

      Or when you try to parry so much when you finally get it your so amazed at the fact you got it you forget to do anything

  • @xshullaw
    @xshullaw 5 лет назад +1207

    No helmet.
    Dark Armor.
    Havel's leggings.
    Claymore.
    Offhand Caestus.
    _Mother of God..._

    • @killerd54
      @killerd54 4 года назад +137

      It's the fake guts

    • @anth3368
      @anth3368 4 года назад +30

      killerd54
      Holy shit I laughed for the first time in a while

    • @devnail7368
      @devnail7368 4 года назад +6

      Brigade gauntlets to

    • @SoggyBolls
      @SoggyBolls 4 года назад +15

      Probably +0 Claymore

    • @jake-ps4rh
      @jake-ps4rh 3 года назад +2

      But I use claymore :(

  • @poekelseele
    @poekelseele 7 лет назад +1442

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Chug, chug,
    I'm parrying you.

    • @helllss9571
      @helllss9571 7 лет назад +26

      Lol best poem ever 19/10

    • @jankcity6081
      @jankcity6081 4 года назад +11

      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      The Thrall Hood Fighter
      Is coming for you

    • @carbon-9449
      @carbon-9449 4 года назад +1

      Best poem I’ve ever seen

    • @JayBaz
      @JayBaz 3 года назад

      1,000th like here

  • @axiomunknown3380
    @axiomunknown3380 5 лет назад +951

    Definition of insanity: Repeating the same action and expecting a different result each time.

    • @hervisdaubeny8595
      @hervisdaubeny8595 5 лет назад +19

      I love vaas so much lol

    • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
      @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 4 года назад +7

      But, IF it works.
      It didn't for him

    • @orsosdanika1836
      @orsosdanika1836 4 года назад +5

      Definition of a new Dark Souls player who meet the first boss

    • @Izma9
      @Izma9 4 года назад +1

      I'd say it is definition of stupidity

    • @DetectiveVictorGraves
      @DetectiveVictorGraves 4 года назад

      Well it’s more doing the exact same thing so this is just the definition of not knowing what your doing or how to properly parry

  • @lovelylittleluna
    @lovelylittleluna 7 лет назад +1889

    legend says he's still parrying...

    • @midnightmadness6344
      @midnightmadness6344 7 лет назад +52

      Fear the old parry

    • @mii1211
      @mii1211 7 лет назад +4

      Fireproof just got burnt.

    • @guardian9832
      @guardian9832 7 лет назад +10

      I used to be a parry god like you, but then I took a halberd to the knee...

    • @guardian9832
      @guardian9832 7 лет назад +2

      I know this stuff is from bloodborne but I said something from skyrim anyway lol

    • @mONGGGOL
      @mONGGGOL 6 лет назад

      Hahahaap

  • @camron.w1841
    @camron.w1841 6 лет назад +348

    So I can see this fight on a 50/50 basis
    50% fighter being a parry paladin
    50% *MMMMM ESTUS CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGH CHUG CHUG CHUG*

    • @blightedcrowmain8236
      @blightedcrowmain8236 4 года назад +2

      0.001 percent: Gets riposted lmao

    • @thecreator2229
      @thecreator2229 4 года назад +2

      honestly hate when people take estus during pvp, i never take estus during pvp because i want a fun and fair match

    • @TheChilaxicle
      @TheChilaxicle 4 года назад

      @@Atariusz_ He said estus, not caestus

    • @Atariusz_
      @Atariusz_ 4 года назад

      @@TheChilaxicle oooohhh ok thx

    • @jasonolson7966
      @jasonolson7966 4 года назад +2

      @@thecreator2229 yeah but I'm gonna use estus if I get invaded and I don't wanna die before that next bonfire! random invasions aren't fair PvP. if I summon someone to PvP, I won't estus chug. can't hate a guy for doing anything to survive when he's just playing the game

  • @anythingatall7670
    @anythingatall7670 7 лет назад +3086

    Parries every second
    Chugs
    Resorts to blessings
    Does 3 damage with a greatsword
    Casul confirmed

    • @Abstru5e.
      @Abstru5e. 7 лет назад +173

      and then talks shit, what a scrub lmao

    • @hollowempty6086
      @hollowempty6086 7 лет назад +13

      d magi Idiot confirmed.

    • @anythingatall7670
      @anythingatall7670 7 лет назад +37

      Not to mention that 1 of your hits equals like 568268 of his estus. I'm sorry you had to endure this fighter.

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 7 лет назад +11

      d magi hes also either twinking or loaded in a save file he got off of the internet given his armor and estus

    • @trutyatces8699
      @trutyatces8699 7 лет назад +3

      Or he just played through the game at a low SL because Dark Souls.

  • @SaIti2
    @SaIti2 5 лет назад +177

    3:23 best part is his name is fire proof king

  • @mergimkrasniqi7569
    @mergimkrasniqi7569 7 лет назад +2281

    -Killed Fireproof KING with fire.
    -No Estus use vs. 31134 emeny Estus uses
    -Clapped to the beat
    10/10

    • @killimo7990
      @killimo7990 5 лет назад +2

      Mergim Krasniqi perfect

    • @tylermonacchio2163
      @tylermonacchio2163 5 лет назад +4

      @@bentim7732 They be hacking the game to be gud without git'n gud.

    • @albinkrasniqi3194
      @albinkrasniqi3194 5 лет назад +16

      @@bentim7732 you see, he has a twink build with overopowered stuff. Not only weapons and armor, but also the amount and strength of your estus. The further you go in the game, the better it gets. He did only find some estus shards, since his estus itself was really weak. And by looking at his skill and gear, he himself is not far in the game because you need to git gud to pass lothric and lorian.

    • @devnail7368
      @devnail7368 4 года назад

      I feel bad about my self because I used 6 +10 estus and the host used 0 and I died but the invasion after I got 7 successful parry and used 1 estus wtf nerf the claymore

    • @Matt-td8xw
      @Matt-td8xw 2 года назад

      PL was literally a boss fight, lmao.

  • @TheHolyNade
    @TheHolyNade 7 лет назад +657

    this guy HAS to be a troll. there's no way in hell someone would ever be like this

    • @FeeshOfTGMC
      @FeeshOfTGMC 4 года назад +21

      He is actually that dumb.

    • @FeeshOfTGMC
      @FeeshOfTGMC 4 года назад +43

      @@zq.11 This youtuber made another video about him and it was Parry king again. He was toxic as always. Thats how i know it , there are dumb people tho.

    • @czowiekzlasu3740
      @czowiekzlasu3740 3 года назад +6

      Of course, even the unupgraded claymore. Probably Figters friend.

    • @justinsmith2394
      @justinsmith2394 3 года назад +4

      Yeah look at his character design either a troll or setup video

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 3 года назад +6

      I run into players that stupid quite a bit

  • @Dr_McKay
    @Dr_McKay 7 лет назад +1792

    Low level invasions and the guy has 12 estus? Damn

    • @Lu22H
      @Lu22H 7 лет назад +271

      Ben and havels boots and hidden blessings and gold pine resin

    • @donnietuck6425
      @donnietuck6425 7 лет назад +108

      Ben, low level, not just starting out.

    • @LordThatch
      @LordThatch 7 лет назад +77

      he was ng+ probably.

    • @sumbutt130
      @sumbutt130 6 лет назад +61

      Ben Looked like he didn't even get any bone shards for it either

    • @throbbingdad5193
      @throbbingdad5193 6 лет назад +39

      probably just got carried by phantoms

  • @taniksatthedisco6013
    @taniksatthedisco6013 4 года назад +40

    How in gods green earth does he have that much estus, some Dark wraith armor, havels legs, AND NOT HAVE ANY UNDEAD BONE SHARDS

  • @wojtaxelite8600
    @wojtaxelite8600 7 лет назад +716

    He ain't fireproof what a lie.

    • @curry605
      @curry605 7 лет назад +31

      But he is still a king after all

    • @javigonzalez150
      @javigonzalez150 7 лет назад +3

      Shum Ka Hei yes, he is the parry king obviously xD

    • @stich4425
      @stich4425 6 лет назад +4

      I thought the same thing! So much for “fireproof”

    • @drapas
      @drapas 6 лет назад +5

      I mean, he took these bombs like a champ. Pretty sure it was pure shame that ultimately led to his demise.

    • @vivous6842
      @vivous6842 6 лет назад +2

      one of those incredibly inaccurate gloating names. ok, noscope360pro you just missed 20 shots on me and im just bobbing back and forth like so

  • @sayxxdx
    @sayxxdx 7 лет назад +83

    "I'm the bomb and about to blow up"
    *throws a bomb*

  • @FighterPL
    @FighterPL  7 лет назад +2351

    Im about to give up with Dark Souls 3 after this invasion...
    also that "kill yourself" was a joke ofc

    • @mrpenguin451
      @mrpenguin451 7 лет назад +137

      Fighter .PL And no one would blame you

    • @VinnValor
      @VinnValor 7 лет назад +111

      Fighter .PL xD the humiliation is strong with this one. Good work fighter putting that little shit in his place

    • @angelo1949
      @angelo1949 7 лет назад +55

      I'll be here whatever content you make, brodie

    • @DatsRandom
      @DatsRandom 7 лет назад +78

      What made me legit stop Dark Souls 3 PvP was a guy in full thorns armor, dual bleed katanas, and carthus blood ring.
      Once I got him to low health he was just rolling at me and it took me a good solid minute and a half to figure out what he was trying to do.
      Didn't even feel good once I won, I was just insulted that build existed.

    • @chriwehl7173
      @chriwehl7173 7 лет назад +10

      Fighter .PL You're very very good with parrys .But never try To parry the thief Starter dagger .I hope you learned your lesson in the little fight 3 vs you at Halfway Fortress bonfire
      To be honest I was like :
      "Invaded by Dark Spirit Fighter .PL " *OH SHIT* I need Some help .
      (I only wanted To summon 1 but lagg you know.I pressed 2 summon signes To make sure I get 1 person for help .) But really people with that are glass canons ...hit them 2 times and they die instant .

  • @The_Spectre_Gamer
    @The_Spectre_Gamer 5 лет назад +16

    Player: **Points at ground**
    Fighter .PL: You have chosen... DEATH.

  • @deadboyindrag2518
    @deadboyindrag2518 7 лет назад +276

    Not all heroes wear capes. This one wears a thrall hood.
    "Try longfinger but hole"

    • @JS-cq7ut
      @JS-cq7ut 7 лет назад

      69 likes is too fitting

  • @mysticaldarkness4341
    @mysticaldarkness4341 5 лет назад +44

    “You don’t sound Nigerian at all” lmao 🤣

  • @mrpenguin451
    @mrpenguin451 7 лет назад +1143

    Bet you 5 bucks if you pulled out a 2 handed great weapon he would still try to parry.

    • @FighterPL
      @FighterPL  7 лет назад +160

      Morganthe i flmao

    • @AdjustedDisparity
      @AdjustedDisparity 7 лет назад +85

      i was in undead matches and some dude had a caestus build and tried parrying my ledo's Great Hammer while i was 2 handing.

    • @KingOfBattle119
      @KingOfBattle119 7 лет назад +11

      I don't know what it is about invading in Lothric Castle, but I always had people trying to parry my Black Knight UGS 2 handed.

    • @leeschenck
      @leeschenck 7 лет назад +91

      Shit, you could have tried to shoot the fucker with a bow and he would have tried to parry.

    • @acdenton5726
      @acdenton5726 7 лет назад +19

      I've seen a man try to parry my Dragonslayer Greataxe weapon art

  • @frothyfriz9722
    @frothyfriz9722 4 года назад +144

    This game has been out for so long and I still can’t parry

    • @alanareed8940
      @alanareed8940 4 года назад +10

      For people who use greatswords like this guy you can use the iron round shield on the drakeblood knight in archdragon peak after you kill the ancient wyvern

    • @soulreaper1461
      @soulreaper1461 4 года назад +9

      Press L2

    • @frothyfriz9722
      @frothyfriz9722 4 года назад +4

      Soulreaper hmmmm the parry is made of L2

    • @7HatimF16
      @7HatimF16 4 года назад +1

      اضغط L2

    • @comradecatbug5289
      @comradecatbug5289 4 года назад +5

      It's easy. If you see a bluerun or roll towards you, just press L2 as they get in melee range. Because believe me, they will press R1. All blues are R1 warriors.
      Llewellyn Shield is slightly better than the Iron Round Shield.

  • @vulcan6926
    @vulcan6926 7 лет назад +282

    He was probably waiting to summon his friend's,their is no fucking way this scrub can get through this game playing like that.

    • @FighterPL
      @FighterPL  7 лет назад +80

      i bet he got gear from his mates...

    • @vulcan6926
      @vulcan6926 7 лет назад +1

      Even vets shake, Fighter.PL is babe

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 7 лет назад

      Vulcan Cawk well he either loaded in a save he got off of the internet or is twinking using a friends save.

    • @KageNekoSamax
      @KageNekoSamax 7 лет назад +3

      Or he could just be good for pve probably

    • @vulcan6926
      @vulcan6926 7 лет назад +7

      WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!! *Generic deathcore beats*

  • @StoicScape219
    @StoicScape219 7 лет назад +18

    Needed a sqeaky toy for every failed parry lmao. I love kids who play like such shit. They're fun to toy with

  • @bloodthirsty12
    @bloodthirsty12 7 лет назад +189

    Gotta love the extra two parries after he got the parry.

    • @damiandattenberger5254
      @damiandattenberger5254 7 лет назад +19

      He did it on purpose, bcs it meant that he didnt Need that parry to SUCCed, he just needed love to win, not to win the fight, but to win each others love. Cant we all learn a lesson from this man? jk he SUCCs lul

    • @mr.cathacker
      @mr.cathacker 3 года назад

      Never heard of a double parryposte?

    • @BlueShellshock
      @BlueShellshock 2 года назад

      Parry King: No attack, only parry.

  • @NahNoWayy
    @NahNoWayy 2 года назад +1

    Glad I came back to the video. The music, the editing, the outstanding display of skill... and lack thereof lmao
    Overall amazing and hilarious, no wonder it was already liked when I clicked on it again.

  • @freezypop5900
    @freezypop5900 7 лет назад +438

    Other Dude : *parries*
    Fighter : Oh he parried me.
    Other dude : Keeps spamming L2
    Fighter : Lmao *rolls away*

    • @RKirby808
      @RKirby808 7 лет назад +6

      If you're close and pressing fast enough you can throw out a 2nd parry and still land the riposte. I discovered this when PraiseTheSun did it in one of his training room vids a long time ago

    • @artistoblivion
      @artistoblivion 5 лет назад

      Thank you for describing the exact events of the video in text format.

  • @SenAkari
    @SenAkari 7 лет назад +14

    I had to sub to you after that, omg xD I love how you were barely even trying

  • @swordshark3903
    @swordshark3903 7 лет назад +430

    PLEASE tell me you slipped him a 20 to do this because I have given up faith in humanity if this Is real

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 5 лет назад +163

      But humanity doesn't scale with Faith, what are you talking about?

    • @grirrat
      @grirrat 5 лет назад +43

      the joke is funnier the second time

  • @spiddletinks4268
    @spiddletinks4268 7 лет назад +35

    He parred 22 times and failed

    • @incineakechi5197
      @incineakechi5197 4 года назад +2

      Only 22? That seems a little low

    • @theisjepsen22
      @theisjepsen22 3 года назад +1

      He did parry once, but he didn't ripose

    • @shidanslair
      @shidanslair 3 года назад

      @@theisjepsen22 yes, and that make him even worse haha.

  • @Katsuhi50
    @Katsuhi50 7 лет назад +78

    when he backstabbed you and did nothing to your heath at this point i'd of fought him bare handed just to even the odds.

  • @pablobrunet1931
    @pablobrunet1931 7 лет назад +2

    Your videos are hilarious.
    It's evident how much work you put into each video, you deserve a lot more subs. Keep up the good work

  • @tajneeley
    @tajneeley 7 лет назад +437

    Where is my hate mail I sent you ?

  • @erobertt3
    @erobertt3 2 года назад +1

    "you only parry" from the guy that spams four parries in a row when you're not even swinging at him, I can't even

  • @TTS160
    @TTS160 7 лет назад +631

    Holy shit I didnt notice how actually good you are at the game behind all the trolling

    • @MrMaronias
      @MrMaronias 7 лет назад +119

      The TattleTale Strangler it is a requirement for trolls to be a really good player. You can't troll if you're not good.

    • @crisradax
      @crisradax 7 лет назад +94

      The TattleTale Strangler he couldn't troll like that if he wasn't that good. lol

    • @localfoolthecreature
      @localfoolthecreature 7 лет назад +78

      The TattleTale Strangler to troll is to be good enough to play mind games and puppeteer your subjects. Fighter meets these requirements, he is *the* troll.

    • @Pineda_business
      @Pineda_business 7 лет назад +7

      he is THE* troll.

    • @diegonava7820
      @diegonava7820 7 лет назад +4

      The TattleTale Strangler anyone can be good if you make a twink build

  • @boogeythegorilla7330
    @boogeythegorilla7330 5 лет назад +12

    OMG HE USED DIVINE BLESSING LMAO

  • @pyrecorsomething2216
    @pyrecorsomething2216 7 лет назад +181

    this just made my hope in humanity drop alittle more but also made my day 😂

    • @pyrecorsomething2216
      @pyrecorsomething2216 4 года назад +3

      Anieri Kidemona eh im doing better than i was back then now my hope is in a weird neutral

  • @Echo-ctulu
    @Echo-ctulu 3 года назад +2

    The music choice literally makes these vids❤

  • @cloudpiranha7197
    @cloudpiranha7197 7 лет назад +1711

    How can you make a -10 greatsword?

  • @bengorham1605
    @bengorham1605 5 лет назад +10

    “Fireproof king”

  • @AdamBarkerThe
    @AdamBarkerThe 7 лет назад +778

    lmfao holy fuck

    • @FighterPL
      @FighterPL  7 лет назад +159

      i was like wtf....

    • @bronysaiyan5236
      @bronysaiyan5236 7 лет назад +22

      AdamBarker89 he was a god among us casuls... we just weren't ready for his divine elegance yet :( WE'RE NOT WORTHY

    • @AdamBarkerThe
      @AdamBarkerThe 7 лет назад +6

      *kneels in fear*

    • @AdamBarkerThe
      @AdamBarkerThe 7 лет назад +6

      I pray the day comes.

    • @bronysaiyan5236
      @bronysaiyan5236 7 лет назад

      Fighter .PL YOU FOUND HIM AGAIN

  • @KryptoKn8
    @KryptoKn8 4 года назад +1

    _only tried parrying_ "REEEE YOU SUCK YOU ONLY PARRY REEEE"

  • @fullchoke7876
    @fullchoke7876 7 лет назад +578

    True fans watch in 144p
    send help pls ;-;

    • @yaboi841
      @yaboi841 7 лет назад +5

      Gabriel Hare relatable af

    • @aphy460
      @aphy460 7 лет назад +11

      And me ? ;_; i watch in 144p and i lag ... in 144... i do wait 30 min for wtach this video in 144p

    • @zininago1035
      @zininago1035 7 лет назад

      Gabriel Hare ٩

    • @zininago1035
      @zininago1035 7 лет назад

      Aphy Hentai i

    • @zininago1035
      @zininago1035 7 лет назад

      I9898i

  • @Mythicalreign22
    @Mythicalreign22 5 лет назад +1

    Rewatching some old videos and holy shit you wiped the floor with this guy

  • @Solyssey
    @Solyssey 7 лет назад +114

    It physically hurt to watch that kid. He knows about parry spamming like a cancer patient trying to ward off leukemia but can't into stats to properly use a weapon.

  • @sharpiefumes
    @sharpiefumes 4 года назад +1

    I love how he crushed a divine blessing like he had a chance of winning

  • @wolfwarlordjake8992
    @wolfwarlordjake8992 7 лет назад +68

    1:59
    "He'll never expect this course of action!"

  • @solarflare1007
    @solarflare1007 3 года назад +2

    Man the parry king chugged so much he’s estus is seeping out of my pc

  • @jamarbaileyiii2102
    @jamarbaileyiii2102 7 лет назад +148

    Dude says he's Fireproof, we get a totally different result at 3:22.

    • @localfoolthecreature
      @localfoolthecreature 7 лет назад +8

      Religiously important feces(holy s**t) that just made my day.

  • @braianquemevezxd6054
    @braianquemevezxd6054 5 лет назад +1

    The guy: please stop you better stop please

  • @cake4breakfast912
    @cake4breakfast912 7 лет назад +91

    you know you've got a problem when your parry to r1 ratio is 10:1

  • @michealbay1331
    @michealbay1331 6 лет назад +1

    I loved the estus spam at 1:55, you could read the lack of skill off him like an open book~

  • @baduser103
    @baduser103 7 лет назад +84

    .. and then the one parry he did get he was too busy spamming L2 to take advantage

  • @elbagon_
    @elbagon_ 7 лет назад

    I have never seen such casual levels of casualness this video brought me to life I cannot ever hope to repay this debt

  • @splishsplash3492
    @splishsplash3492 7 лет назад +59

    you would do more damage with fists than he with his greatsword lol

  • @zefizzypop5020
    @zefizzypop5020 7 лет назад +10

    Man your content is really amazing I've actually learned a lot about how to play in pvp (and to be honest I stink at invading) keep up the good work and videos :D

  • @ksinamikaze
    @ksinamikaze 7 лет назад +104

    I love hate mail. makes you feel all warm inside.

    • @JackTheeRipper
      @JackTheeRipper 4 года назад +1

      Cuz ya know you made them mad

    • @Kiginsworth1010
      @Kiginsworth1010 4 года назад +1

      Yo, I got like 6 hatemails in one day. Like what are these casuls I'm up against?

    • @lunytoonz3466
      @lunytoonz3466 3 года назад

      👍

  • @mr.calamity
    @mr.calamity 3 года назад

    He is the parry king, never said he would land any of them however.

  • @Limsek88
    @Limsek88 7 лет назад +60

    Im pretty sure that he was doing this shit just for fun, right? RIGHT?!

    • @Gatecrasher257
      @Gatecrasher257 7 лет назад +12

      Bloo Waffle who plays games for fun? People play this to impress the ladies and other random internetters.

  • @synical69
    @synical69 5 лет назад +1

    A total of 26 parries in one match. A true parry king.

  • @TheReaper6499
    @TheReaper6499 7 лет назад +16

    When he parried you but he kept on parrying it actually hurt me.

  • @theboy1950
    @theboy1950 6 лет назад

    It all seems real excluding 1:18 and this is the 2nd funniest fighter.pl video under the 3 salty havel twink videos

  • @bennygohome4576
    @bennygohome4576 7 лет назад +287

    Rip dark souls.
    Kill by casuls

    • @kingofdeath1177
      @kingofdeath1177 7 лет назад +6

      Gatecrasher257 as an American myself, I would agree with you.
      if you were American.

    • @billybobferguson3946
      @billybobferguson3946 7 лет назад +2

      Gatecrasher257 what??

    • @koffinski
      @koffinski 7 лет назад +3

      Casuals, which killed Harvel at "Low Souls Level"

    • @LSSTyranus
      @LSSTyranus 7 лет назад

      I'm american....and honestly, I'm a noob, do I go around ruining dark souls for everyone else? uhhh....does trolling ganks in PVP count? I don't think I've ever bitched at people in 1v1's.....unless they are using an invincibility hack...in which case fuck 'em, and wrath them off the damn cliff...'sigh' I wish I could run into fun hackers instead of the depraved asshole hackers...

    • @Gatecrasher257
      @Gatecrasher257 7 лет назад

      Neo - Devil it was more a joke about American foreign policy... I bitch none

  • @legacylegion
    @legacylegion 6 лет назад +1

    Lmao 3:37 i whas watching this at school got kicked from the room 😂 😂 😂

  • @javieraaguerra13
    @javieraaguerra13 7 лет назад +16

    seeing all those parries actually hurt me a little

  • @comanderkitten7755
    @comanderkitten7755 Год назад +2

    Ahh, the good old days

  • @emiliotalavera2536
    @emiliotalavera2536 7 лет назад +37

    Lets everyone hail the Lord of Salt: Salty, the Parry King!

  • @danielboyd6927
    @danielboyd6927 4 года назад +2

    I love how after parrying he keeps parrying and doesn't riposte 😂

  • @JudgeHortler
    @JudgeHortler 7 лет назад +10

    Thank you for pushing his shit in, Fighter my dude™.

  • @ThePopeOfAllDope
    @ThePopeOfAllDope 4 года назад

    This might be the single greatest video on RUclips

  • @olmectreasure8243
    @olmectreasure8243 7 лет назад +13

    Pretty sure one day this guy invaded a world with a couple of gankers and learned from them.
    pointing down
    parry
    and salt

  • @zachlewis8465
    @zachlewis8465 3 года назад

    I love the blind witness meme for the point downs classic gotta love it lmao

  • @soldorne6956
    @soldorne6956 7 лет назад +145

    "Fighter ur so bad lmao, can't even parry"
    +try matching the beat with the parries etc in the video
    +and don't take up the whole screen with text ;D

  • @tylerwells5750
    @tylerwells5750 7 лет назад

    Hands down best DS hatemail video I've ever seen

  • @metro2673
    @metro2673 7 лет назад +92

    gota love the havels leggings and dark armor that edge could cut... nothing because he is trash.

    • @ZomifiedHam
      @ZomifiedHam 7 лет назад +4

      could almost cut warm butter

  • @imn0tacannibal734
    @imn0tacannibal734 5 лет назад +3

    Scrub: your hacking
    Fighter .PL: G I T G U D

  • @toadalpackage3582
    @toadalpackage3582 7 лет назад +24

    If I encountered someone like you I probably would send a congratulatory message praising your parrying. I can't parry for shit so its cool too see someone do it so flawlessly.

  • @PlumpYoshi
    @PlumpYoshi 7 лет назад +6

    He has so much edge that it actually cut my rist.

  • @I_Am_The_Milkman
    @I_Am_The_Milkman 4 года назад

    I am truly glad that I found this beautiful channel

  • @soulsemblance3163
    @soulsemblance3163 7 лет назад +69

    I am running out of original ideas to comment on this trolls videos help me

  • @centrion4794
    @centrion4794 6 лет назад

    the greatest thing about this is the connection enough to even parry like a boss as you are lol

  • @lostechoes5917
    @lostechoes5917 7 лет назад +16

    Gotta love the "parry kings" maybe one day they'll figure out how to actually parry and bring the skill level of the average player up. After that we just need to work on the twinks and convince them its ok to invade on a lower level without their pvp crutches. like a raw dragon slayers axe for a high wall. or duel ultra's for the cathedral.

    • @lostechoes5917
      @lostechoes5917 7 лет назад +4

      l-3176-l it can all be acquired with relative ease of the high wall so no problem there, it's when people give the weapons to be traded to new characters designed for twinks that shows a lack of skill. For instance for high wall invasions you would never expect lightning damage, nor have the defense for it, unless you were gong for the dancer.(unless someone really wanted to win the invasion and used one of their rare resins) using the raw dragon slayers axe with lightning resin on high wall is like using the dark hand that's been tumbled buffed with human pine resin. It does too much damage for that early of a game. Which is why said weapon is hidden all the way in the boreal valley. From didn't want low level invasions to be over in 2-4 consecutive hits.

    • @pensamentoazul
      @pensamentoazul 7 лет назад

      😂😂😂 at the end 😂😂😂

  • @jakieboi3433
    @jakieboi3433 6 лет назад

    lol i love the songs u pick in the back ground they go perfect with each vid

  • @stephenkirvan9839
    @stephenkirvan9839 7 лет назад +30

    That was hard to watch. Dude should have just unplugged his computer

  • @m0nkeyb0i72
    @m0nkeyb0i72 7 лет назад +1

    I guess he wasn't the fireproof king at all with all those firebombs.

  • @Mistshinobi
    @Mistshinobi 7 лет назад +4

    Your content cracks me up, holy shit that was good.

  • @trevormattila665
    @trevormattila665 3 года назад

    This is by far the best Dark Souls video I’ve ever watched

  • @papadikolov1378
    @papadikolov1378 7 лет назад +4

    Spams parries every second even when he does pull a parry off-Check
    Chugs that delicous sunny D-Check
    Has some form of royalty in his name (Fireproof KING)-Check
    Is apparently immune to one damage type (if ur fireproof how did firebombs damage you?)-Check
    In the hatemail uses all caps and only caps-Check
    Is realizing that his insults have no effect on his invader as they have yet to yell in retaliation-UnChecked
    Somebody inspect this mans brain he clearly cant take a hint

  • @PuppyM0dr
    @PuppyM0dr 6 лет назад

    "All you do is parry"
    Thats actually fucking hilarious. I want a count of how many times each of them parries.

  • @Femboy_Grey
    @Femboy_Grey 7 лет назад +13

    Raw skill, truly a king amongst casuals, but seriously who's this man with this point downs and violent l2 spamming followed by hate mail 😂

  • @bonedaddyofthepuff9458
    @bonedaddyofthepuff9458 6 лет назад

    You're funny as hell, a good player and you have good music taste. You've got my subscribe man

  • @snowflakegl254
    @snowflakegl254 7 лет назад +10

    Hey, psst. You want the moosic?
    Well here you go...
    soundcloud.com/la-phaze/pigeon-john_the-bomb-remix-by

  • @darkclaymore1184
    @darkclaymore1184 5 лет назад +2

    " wtf is going on " lol I didn't expected a blind witness song

    • @beebeebe5916
      @beebeebe5916 4 года назад

      Matheus Carneiro thank you for the artist

    • @darkclaymore1184
      @darkclaymore1184 4 года назад

      @@beebeebe5916 Blind Witness - All Alone

  • @AwsomeSauce11910
    @AwsomeSauce11910 7 лет назад +4

    best video ever!! nice vid!!

  • @fromir6619
    @fromir6619 3 года назад +1

    "Fireproof King"
    dies to a firebomb

  • @ulikeboobsbutt8724
    @ulikeboobsbutt8724 3 года назад +5

    idky but your music selections were so good a few years ago

  • @SunlightGwyn
    @SunlightGwyn Год назад

    One of the quintessential Souls videos ever made. I’d feel bad for the guy but he pointed down. That’s basically a declaration of war.

  • @ttmj4352
    @ttmj4352 7 лет назад +15

    Wow, pointing down twice before the fighting even begins.
    This man might be the legend 27.
    *watches more*
    Nevermind, this guy is more like a ball of clay

  • @brendenroberts9793
    @brendenroberts9793 7 лет назад

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry either way WP dude. ("Wtf is going on" had me cracking up)

  • @Ash_Niight
    @Ash_Niight 7 лет назад +10

    This kid is just bad... Also i think i got Cancer from seeing him play HELP ME FIGHTER

  • @madcashewnutjob3345
    @madcashewnutjob3345 7 лет назад

    He kept parrying, even after he could've gotten the riposte. An inspiration to all parry kings.

  • @shy_bomb4586
    @shy_bomb4586 7 лет назад +12

    Gg Fighter ! He:
    -chugs
    -flame u
    - do 10 backstab dmg with clay
    -use devines
    -and and and
    Fighter:
    -parry
    - dont Chug one time
    - shows skill
    .... what Else can i say about this fight ?!
    Okay Party King.....u lose , Fighter wins! DEAL WITH IT ^^