1 Tyranid VS 4 Ogryns

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
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  • @lamentat1on
    @lamentat1on 3 месяца назад +3172

    This led me to believe that anything can be destroyed, if you have enough Ogryns with clubs

    • @arianhosainy5493
      @arianhosainy5493 3 месяца назад +142

      So how many would we need for the chaos gods?

    • @nickmckeiver8874
      @nickmckeiver8874 3 месяца назад +1

      @@arianhosainy5493 700trillion ogryns

    • @DEATHMONSTER87
      @DEATHMONSTER87 3 месяца назад

      ​@@arianhosainy5493a million ogryns are needed

    • @wolfscareglow2425
      @wolfscareglow2425 3 месяца назад +206

      ​@@arianhosainy5493 a 4 to one ratio on the side of the ogrins

    • @DEATHMONSTER87
      @DEATHMONSTER87 3 месяца назад +106

      ​@@arianhosainy5493a million ogryns are needed for the chaos gods

  • @juanmadrid9556
    @juanmadrid9556 3 месяца назад +7908

    Imagine being an ancient being and 4 special Bus Giants beat your ass to death

    • @supervillainJ
      @supervillainJ 3 месяца назад +547

      You disrespect my ogryns again and gonna tell them the emperor doesn't like you and wants you gone.

    • @SirSqueakStir
      @SirSqueakStir 3 месяца назад +101

      This comment made my day. Thank you. Also I also approve of this joke as hell with special needs

    • @snarkyjoe3556
      @snarkyjoe3556 3 месяца назад +159

      "C-comsar sez if we'z squish more of the big bugs we'z all gunna get a shiny medal. I like shinies and da comsar he's nice" just a day in the life of an Ogryn

    • @aviongris4233
      @aviongris4233 3 месяца назад +17

      This is the greatest comment I've seen in a while.

    • @myneighborsnorlax3780
      @myneighborsnorlax3780 3 месяца назад

      Heheh get clubbed idiot

  • @tylerhutcherson912
    @tylerhutcherson912 3 месяца назад +2703

    Tyranid: *breathes*
    Ogryns: I took that as disrespect towards the emperor

    • @Skykid3307
      @Skykid3307 3 месяца назад +151

      "I took dat as disrespect to'ard the emprah"

    • @symbion13
      @symbion13 3 месяца назад +35

      "emprah"

    • @JPG.01
      @JPG.01 3 месяца назад +47

      Any Xenos breathing is disrespectful to the Emperor. The boys were just doing their job.

    • @arizonaranger6024
      @arizonaranger6024 3 месяца назад +34

      “Pap’ Empe’or says I’m not special I’m oonique!”

    • @shawmiserix404
      @shawmiserix404 3 месяца назад +1

      the empra

  • @FizzOfInsanity
    @FizzOfInsanity 3 месяца назад +1363

    "Momma always said: If there's a bully, it's up ta an Ogryn to stop 'im"
    The good boys.

    • @valnira1147
      @valnira1147 3 месяца назад +128

      "An momma don't lie."

    • @gespenjaeger2370
      @gespenjaeger2370 3 месяца назад +76

      @@valnira1147 And we miss Momma :')

    • @nippon19
      @nippon19 3 месяца назад +53

      the imperium don't deserve ogryns, they are such good guys and unstoppable force when they are pissed off enough.

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 3 месяца назад +31

      ​@@nippon19to be fair, the Imperium doesn't deserve Humanity

    • @skoryuroborus9677
      @skoryuroborus9677 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@AmazingAutist can you imagine an Ogrin fighting with the salamanders?

  • @dragonseatcheese8727
    @dragonseatcheese8727 3 месяца назад +1243

    Tyrranid: "How'd you die?"
    Flood Pure Form: "A guy in cutting edge power armor using plasma weapons and literally punching holes in us with his bare hands. You?"
    Tyrranid: "Four inebriated, giant, mentally slow, probably inbred toddlers went Fred Flintstone on me when I got into my car."

    • @Tony-ih1pg
      @Tony-ih1pg 3 месяца назад +37

      Tyranids would defeat the Flood easily tho

    • @khaimk4r4su
      @khaimk4r4su 3 месяца назад +78

      "Some days is all yaba-daba but no do... but not today"

    • @srdodojedi3749
      @srdodojedi3749 3 месяца назад +80

      ​@@Tony-ih1pg nah, the flood something apart.
      Corrupted gods who lost their form and now consume every biomass possible and with enough biomass consumed they pretty much turn themselfs into c'tans

    • @jacobwilson989
      @jacobwilson989 3 месяца назад +40

      ​@@Tony-ih1pgWarhammer is a much more op universe than halo. But the flood are really in their own weight class in halo. Some videos say the infectious nature of the flood could give them the win. In comparable numbers of course.

    • @dillpickkle
      @dillpickkle 3 месяца назад +21

      @@Tony-ih1pgit’s impossible to know who would win as they are both said to adapt rapidly to whatever their fighting.

  • @TheHungarianMan
    @TheHungarianMan 3 месяца назад +2763

    When the Assassin gets into the bus of Football Hooligans.

    • @menekro3168
      @menekro3168 3 месяца назад +138

      Oi mate you got a ciggie ovah there

    • @mrmoonboi8692
      @mrmoonboi8692 3 месяца назад +93

      Get em, boys! He's Souf FC!

    • @Techdeki0
      @Techdeki0 3 месяца назад +53

      Please don't compare my beloved good boy ogryns to soccer hooligans.

    • @BelugaChonky
      @BelugaChonky 3 месяца назад +19

      Both types of football hooligans kicking and uperbody beat down

    • @redclayscholar620
      @redclayscholar620 3 месяца назад +12

      OI!!! OO'Z YA KALLIN' OOLIGANZ!?! DAT'Z WOT WE IZ YA OOMIE GIT!!!

  • @Jac_Dc
    @Jac_Dc 3 месяца назад +6632

    My man thought he was facing guardsmen and charged into the special needs class instead 💀

    • @lijamenethil
      @lijamenethil 3 месяца назад +475

      never start a fight in short bus

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 3 месяца назад +316

      @@lijamenethil Ogryns: “you go squish now!”

    • @merlyberdproductions883
      @merlyberdproductions883 3 месяца назад +73

      This is a under rated comment 😂

    • @EyePatchGuy88
      @EyePatchGuy88 3 месяца назад +142

      Tard Strength wins once again.

    • @user-ye3lm4hj8j
      @user-ye3lm4hj8j 3 месяца назад +142

      The tyranid was beaten by special forces 😂

  • @randommadman7348
    @randommadman7348 3 месяца назад +331

    Ancient tyranid experiences the average darktide lobby.

    • @markhirsch6301
      @markhirsch6301 3 месяца назад +28

      Brunts club more reliable than maul
      -ogryn

    • @catiperere
      @catiperere 2 месяца назад +5

      PURGE THE UNCLEAN! *Charges with his hands foward*

    • @VarangianGuard13
      @VarangianGuard13 23 дня назад +3

      I got to experience that a while back, was on my extra shouty Zealot, and had three Ogryns on my team.. The enemy got steamrolled.

    • @sammckissock
      @sammckissock 11 дней назад

      😂😂😂

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 10 дней назад +1

      ​@@VarangianGuard13 I've experience that a cope times with a vet and a zealot, but I was also one of the Ogryns.

  • @marianovelardez3771
    @marianovelardez3771 3 месяца назад +1652

    "SAH, ANOTHA' GATOR GIT IN DA TRANSPORT"

    • @gordontheseal
      @gordontheseal 3 месяца назад +83

      I’m fucking dying

    • @Bajicoy
      @Bajicoy 3 месяца назад +56

      200IQ ogryn

    • @Whitewolf2012X
      @Whitewolf2012X 3 месяца назад +142

      "ANOTHA' GATOR? GIVE ME DAT SHOVEL!"

    • @AverageHeavyMann
      @AverageHeavyMann 3 месяца назад +88

      "You've earned extra rations today, big man!"

    • @JeancarlosRPerez
      @JeancarlosRPerez 3 месяца назад +31

      Man, this really makes me wish we could fight genestealers in Darktide 😅

  • @CallofDutyBlackOps28
    @CallofDutyBlackOps28 3 месяца назад +777

    This is the uncalculated move by something that didn't know loud thudding footsteps meant bad news.

    • @Earadon
      @Earadon 3 месяца назад +12

      Probably arrogance on the genestealers part 😂

    • @schneecoraxx8689
      @schneecoraxx8689 3 месяца назад +11

      They were in a transport. The orgyns were sitting down quietly, not walking around.

    • @Oscar_Lasco
      @Oscar_Lasco 3 месяца назад +2

      Genestealer should have listened in math class.

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@schneecoraxx8689 There is no way they weren't at least somewhat thrashing around after being stuffed into a transport.

  • @giacomoromano8842
    @giacomoromano8842 3 месяца назад +385

    To be entirely fair, there is little worst than squeezing yourself in a hull only to be surrounded by 4 Bullgryns. Like, not even a terminator can survive that.

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 3 месяца назад +37

      Considering that a lucky genestealer can put itself into a position to easily tear apart some 3 terminators; I wonder how a terminator vs. ogryn fight would go.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 3 месяца назад +49

      @@roadent217 ogryn loses most every time.
      also every time a tyranid kills a terminator...it never did it alone. it always wore down the marine with waves and waited for them to get tired.
      even the largest of tyranid require this to kill a terminator.
      the only time this isn't true is when an author that hates marines is writing for them and needs some shock value that just comes across as goofy.
      all tyranid, in spite of their evolution and all of that, are weaker than any other race on 1 to 1 comparisons. this is the result of all factions in all ips that rely on swarm tactics.

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Nempo13 Truth be told, I'm not a big 40k fan. I haven't even played any tabletop. My only knowledge on the topic comes in the form that, in Space Hulk, in melee, a genestealer rolls 3 dice, and a tactical terminator 1 (an assault terminator 2), and the highest die wins, with the winner killing the loser. As you can imagine, that means that regular genestealers slice through terminator armor like a hot knife through butter.
      Now, if you tell me that genestealers are the most superior version of tyrannids, I won't object.

    • @sudanemamimikiki1527
      @sudanemamimikiki1527 3 месяца назад +40

      ​@@roadent217 the tabletop could also have a gaggle of imperial guardsmen rolfstomping a custodian in melee.
      It's not exactly the best place to look for lore facts

    • @NastyStankyChicken
      @NastyStankyChicken 3 месяца назад +18

      @@sudanemamimikiki1527 In 9th 2 squads of my 10 guardsmen rinsed a full squad of custodian guardians that were one of the hardest units to kill in the game in one shooting phase. Yes it's not lore accurate.

  • @cjthebeesknees
    @cjthebeesknees 3 месяца назад +1333

    Hivemind a bajillion light years away: what the absolute f*ck

    • @charlottewolery558
      @charlottewolery558 3 месяца назад +130

      The way I see it, the Hive Mind plays Darktide too. Probably rage quits from time to time then go es back for more.

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 3 месяца назад +13

      Lol

    • @fanatic9926
      @fanatic9926 2 месяца назад +15

      ​@@charlottewolery558i love this thought.

    • @edenromanov
      @edenromanov 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@charlottewolery558sounds like a Dark Souls player lmao 🤣

    • @WeAreInYourWall
      @WeAreInYourWall 2 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @NateC983
    @NateC983 3 месяца назад +404

    This gives off "I took a calculated risk, but man, am I bad at math," vibes.

  • @danielkrejcar9104
    @danielkrejcar9104 3 месяца назад +264

    "Purge the unclean?" From an ogryn? Must have been a BONEead

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 3 месяца назад +44

      I like to imagine that he has a bar of soap on him too. Like he heard some zealot say that once and thought the heretics were literally unclean.

    • @captain-commander8138
      @captain-commander8138 3 месяца назад

      Hahahaha I love that some one kit bash that ​@@sirshotty7689

    • @Oscar_Lasco
      @Oscar_Lasco 3 месяца назад +26

      He probably says that to every foe he meets. It must confuse Taus and Eldars a lot.

    • @darkrazor6981
      @darkrazor6981 3 месяца назад +15

      ​@@sirshotty7689 "Clean the unclean cause shouty said so!"

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 3 месяца назад +7

      @@darkrazor6981 ah so that’s how the great clean one came into existence.

  • @Chickenbowser
    @Chickenbowser 3 месяца назад +234

    For some reason as this scene was being narrated, I imagined "The Boys Are Back in Town" playing over it and that made me smile from ear to ear.

    • @TronTuborg
      @TronTuborg 3 месяца назад +6

      "Fat Les - Vindaloo" would be more appropriate methinks

    • @mrschizo2837
      @mrschizo2837 Месяц назад +4

      While the camera slowly zooms out from a violently shaking chimera, several dents popping outward from the inside.

    • @solaire2271
      @solaire2271 Месяц назад +3

      @@mrschizo2837 The shaking stalls for a moment as the tyranid tries scrambling out and only gets half way before a massive hand grabs it by the face and drags it back in, and the chimera shaking continues.

  • @BarelyDecentProduction
    @BarelyDecentProduction 3 месяца назад +82

    Remember lads, ogryns are terrified of confined spaces and these 4 glorious lads entered that truck to kill it

    • @sexmachine0732
      @sexmachine0732 3 месяца назад

      i fear the 4 lads were in there already in a bad mood and lashed out at something that broke in

    • @bengonzalez5215
      @bengonzalez5215 2 месяца назад +28

      The only thing ogryns are more scared of than small spaces or the dark is dissapointing the emprah!

  • @grimdevotee9432
    @grimdevotee9432 3 месяца назад +565

    Ogryns basically go "it looks like a bug, we should squish it."

    • @AliceIzuragi6291
      @AliceIzuragi6291 3 месяца назад +12

      my favorite part about gene stealers is the orcs reaction to them.
      "LOOK. hes got da bug eyes. LETS KILL EM"

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 3 месяца назад +6

      Honestly? Impeccable logic.

  • @sweetsleeperagent
    @sweetsleeperagent 3 месяца назад +117

    Their commissar looking on, "Geez, I hope I have enough 'Good Job!' stickers for the boys about this one."

    • @Atlas3060
      @Atlas3060 Месяц назад +4

      Trooper: "Sir we might have misplaced the Ogryn stickers."
      Commissar sighing: "Okay well I guess they deserve a Happy Meal for their efforts then."
      Trooper: "Okay sir, what's that?"
      Commissar: "Make some cake out of corpse starch and throw some glitter on it. They won't know the difference."
      Trooper: "Right away sir!"

    • @FuuzBeeen
      @FuuzBeeen 3 дня назад

      ​@@Atlas3060I appreciate this.
      One of the Ogryn then comes back over to report on it just as the cake is done being made, the Ogryn is all excited but the commissar says that he has to get his friends first so they can eat too, otherwise the Emperor would be unhappy he didn't share, so he runs off giddily calling out for them.
      Commissar: "Make a requisition request to orbit, and order for the P-4RT-33 resources. Yes, the one with the different coloured hats. Yes. Thank you."

  • @tylerdragon00
    @tylerdragon00 3 месяца назад +119

    Imagine being alive for thousands of years and finally dying because you broke into the wrong short bus

  • @redclayscholar620
    @redclayscholar620 3 месяца назад +55

    Perfect Murder Organism: "I ssshall attack and ssslaughter thisss ssshort busss."
    Oggys: "Fugg it. We bonk."

  • @JWP-56
    @JWP-56 3 месяца назад +63

    Probably one of the only times I felt sorry for a Tyranid because Jesus Christ, he went looking for silver and found white phosphorus.

  • @Psychoangel-d23
    @Psychoangel-d23 3 месяца назад +303

    Tyranid: This will be easy!
    Ogryns: COWABUNGA IT IS
    Tyranid: ooooohhh SHIT!

  • @GhostoftheSnow271
    @GhostoftheSnow271 3 месяца назад +33

    A guardsman hiding behind a halted transport, having accepted death, hearing the muffled sounds of a monster in agony and heavy thuds before the door opens and a squad of giga- toddlers drags out your worst nightmare by the tail

  • @asadpepe4282
    @asadpepe4282 3 месяца назад +41

    The fact that the ogryn are completely silent makes it so much scarier to me

  • @jonathansteel3324
    @jonathansteel3324 3 месяца назад +886

    Me and the boys at 2am looking for unclean heretics

    • @shadowki5687
      @shadowki5687 3 месяца назад +16

      But the heretics find you😂

    • @nhatbui8925
      @nhatbui8925 3 месяца назад

      @@shadowki5687 works out anyways

    • @bigswordlittleman3770
      @bigswordlittleman3770 3 месяца назад +15

      ​@@shadowki5687 jush means we din av da look ard.

    • @nightmaremuffin36
      @nightmaremuffin36 3 месяца назад +2

      Muffin yessssssssssss🎉

    • @YouTube_still_sucks
      @YouTube_still_sucks 3 месяца назад

      They're out there.
      In droves.
      And need purging, that's for sure

  • @crashinallguard
    @crashinallguard 3 месяца назад +83

    If I was an ancient superpredator and I got beat to death by 4 of gods smartest US marines, I'd give up, too

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 2 месяца назад +6

      I hate the accuracy of that comparison.
      They aren't meant to be smart. They are meant to be a blunt object crushing a skull.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 3 месяца назад +41

    Imagine you're supposed to be some vicious tyranid assassin and a bunch of ogryn rip you in half and swing your body around like the special kids being unsupervised with the class pet.

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 2 месяца назад +6

      What unspeakable horrors did you witnesses a child?

    • @ArbiterofTruth
      @ArbiterofTruth 19 дней назад

      This is so terrible, I should not be laughing!!!

  • @jeodraws2473
    @jeodraws2473 3 месяца назад +44

    Genetically advanced bug with centuries of experience.
    Beaten by a 4 giant toddlers who cant even count to 5
    I love this universe 😂😊

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 месяца назад +5

      Welcome to 40k, where we can have a world ending threat on one planet and on the other this

  • @SignedWithBlood
    @SignedWithBlood 3 месяца назад +190

    Give those Ogryns a sticker for a job well done.

    • @lq-84i52
      @lq-84i52 3 месяца назад +15

      Maybe a pat on the back for the one who shouted to purge the unclean

    • @The_emporer_of_man
      @The_emporer_of_man 2 месяца назад +3

      You have made them the happiest ogryns ever.

  • @tomasmichaels642
    @tomasmichaels642 3 месяца назад +5322

    Imagine being the perfect, most efficient organism out of the entire tyranid species, just to be clubbed to death by 4, 8 foot tall forest gumps
    Edit: Hey look ma, Im famous

  • @Nightmare704RY
    @Nightmare704RY 3 месяца назад +56

    Guardsman: sir the gene stealer got inside one of our transports!
    Commissar: witch one?
    Guardsman: the one with the ogrins...
    Commissar: ... uuuuuuuuhhh... I almost feel pity for that thing... those boys where pretty cranky for being stuffed in that small metal box this whole time...
    Guardsman: clean the interior is going to be a bitch...

  • @epronovost6539
    @epronovost6539 3 месяца назад +84

    I don't think there is a lot of things in 40K that could survive an unexpected encounter against four bullgryn with power maul in a cramped Chimera; space marine champions, chaos lords, succubus, they would all get wrecked in such a scenario.

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 месяца назад +36

      A space marine once said a bull ogryn could rip the head from his body. His speed saved him. Indeed getting abushed by 4 of these guys reads like a death sentence, even more so with thunder hammers. The only one who ever took on anything like that was a custode.

    • @T3hSteamcrusher
      @T3hSteamcrusher 3 месяца назад +3

      @@bloodangel19 how can they even swing them in a chimera?

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 месяца назад

      @@T3hSteamcrusher you're asking like i wrote that piece of lore lmao. Idk super big chimera for the emperor's finest tards?

    • @user-xv2cl3cm4q
      @user-xv2cl3cm4q 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@T3hSteamcrusherlong forgotten mystery

    • @mk-ultraviolence1760
      @mk-ultraviolence1760 3 месяца назад +10

      To be fair most fights that are 4 v 1 tend to end badly for the one realistically.

  • @1wolftank
    @1wolftank 3 месяца назад +112

    I imagine something like a bunch of cavemen clubbing a sabertooth tiger

  • @Xoguran
    @Xoguran 3 месяца назад +60

    Ralph Wiggum Meme: "I am in danger!"
    The same meme in WH40k: "I am The Danger!"

  • @Begbras
    @Begbras 3 месяца назад +148

    "Hit the mole" 40k edition.

  • @zekenotech
    @zekenotech 3 месяца назад +55

    Tyranids: *Exist*
    Necrons: "Ew. A bug"
    Ogryn: "Ew. A bug"

    • @Lord_Juvens
      @Lord_Juvens 2 месяца назад +1

      It's funny how google translate translates your text from English to English and only fixes interpunction.

  • @ambion19
    @ambion19 3 месяца назад +16

    The most remarkable thing about this is somebody convinced four ogryn to get in a transport to begin with.

  • @seankillingsworth8618
    @seankillingsworth8618 3 месяца назад +198

    A Purestrain getting clubbed to death quickly by 4 Ogryns is one thing.
    It wouldn't be so quick if they had no more little 'uns, and the Purestrain was the reason why. 🥶

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 3 месяца назад +1

      It would have been more painful

  • @firesturmgaming
    @firesturmgaming 3 месяца назад +183

    Ah yes. An apex predator from Warhammer 40k getting clubbed to death by what are essentially Giant Canadians at War.

    • @rexross4847
      @rexross4847 3 месяца назад +30

      canadian? that's an insult to ogryns!

    • @fierypandaofdoom
      @fierypandaofdoom 3 месяца назад +12

      @@rexross4847 youre right, ogryns would respect the geneva check list.

    • @firesturmgaming
      @firesturmgaming 3 месяца назад +20

      @@fierypandaofdoom Same goes for the Canadians. There was a story during WW2, the Allies were bombing Germany. The Americans would bomb the Reich's industries to stop them from producing war material. That only drove the industries underground. The British would bomb the cities to deprive these underground industries of workers. That drove the people living in the cities to live in refugee camps. They could still go to work and drive these industries.
      The Canadians then had a bright idea to cripple those industries. They bombed the REFUGEE CAMPS. That is one hell of a Geneva Checklist.

    • @rexross4847
      @rexross4847 3 месяца назад +5

      @@fierypandaofdoom can't commit one if they don't exist

    • @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest
      @JustALittleGhostOfHallownest 3 месяца назад +6

      @@fierypandaofdoomnah, the Canadians are the ones that made it a checklist. Between Russia and Canada, Alaska is in the middle of a warcrime sandwich.

  • @happyvibez1265
    @happyvibez1265 3 месяца назад +19

    There’s something so amazing about a character who’s evil and deadly going out the dumbest way mf got ganked by 4 man children with clubs that’s f**king hilarious

  • @user-qi4mq9re1v
    @user-qi4mq9re1v 3 месяца назад +31

    The Fact that the hive mind probably witnessed this to some extent, it must've been either embarrassed or infuriated.

  • @Hammer1987
    @Hammer1987 3 месяца назад +39

    "Smash da beatles!"
    "Smash 'em!"
    "Gonk! Gonk! Gonk!"

    • @chicono17
      @chicono17 3 месяца назад +3

      Nice game of thrones reference😁

  • @klingon401
    @klingon401 3 месяца назад +20

    Just makes me remember a sort of RP character someone made on dark souls 3 where their character was so dumb magic just didn’t affect them. They wore the most magic resistant armor, used the biggest stick the game has, and had their intelligence stat the lowest it could be

    • @InhalingWeasel
      @InhalingWeasel 3 месяца назад +10

      Knew a guy like that in middle school. Used to open doors with his head. Had the IQ of an Ogryn and the same eloquence of expression. Great to have him around when in bad neighborhood or you've lost your keys.

  • @tehbeard
    @tehbeard 3 месяца назад +28

    And if the bug did manage to escape... It'd meet the same fate that every enemy of the emprah that fights an ogryn at range....
    "CHUCKIN' ROCK, SAH!"

  • @solarprophet5439
    @solarprophet5439 3 месяца назад +30

    Shouldn't have broken into the short yellow bus, friend.

  • @TheDCVTitan
    @TheDCVTitan 3 месяца назад +41

    Tyranid: "Oh... I have fucked up"

  • @DonutHolestien
    @DonutHolestien 3 месяца назад +20

    Holy crap this is so goofy and I love it. We go from the defence of terra at its most spectacular to lead poisoned barbarians just whacking away

  • @classyrobot5648
    @classyrobot5648 3 месяца назад +17

    Damn, all that knowledge just to amount to "at least I know I'm screwed"

    • @anthonymichaeleardley494
      @anthonymichaeleardley494 3 месяца назад +6

      Maybe it would talk to the Traitor Astartes who got beaten to death by an Ogryn with his own helmet (Warrior's Tier).

  • @goofedman1
    @goofedman1 3 месяца назад +102

    by a true son of the god emperor

  • @anotherbig976
    @anotherbig976 3 месяца назад +14

    How thoughtful of the tyranids to gift the ogryns a pinata

    • @Kila-Innova
      @Kila-Innova 3 месяца назад +3

      I’m just thinking that one scene from The Emperor’s New Groove

  • @bladetheelectrowolf1554
    @bladetheelectrowolf1554 3 месяца назад +16

    A genetically perfect apex predator verses some hillbillies with double barrel shoguns and rebar.

  • @JettMann8
    @JettMann8 3 месяца назад +16

    Makin momma proud, those Ogryns was

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama 3 месяца назад +4

      Momma commissar

  • @topcat59
    @topcat59 3 месяца назад +20

    All it takes is four big boys to make an ancient Tyranid regret searching for some food by themselves.🐱

  • @Mr._Matrix6749
    @Mr._Matrix6749 3 месяца назад +31

    This reminds me of a national geographic scene where a crocodile got stuck and surrounded by hippos and tries to get away, only for tge hippos to drag the crocodile back on the water.

  • @zilpzalpmukkefukk
    @zilpzalpmukkefukk 3 месяца назад +6

    Imagine how hard it was to get the ogryns into the truck in the first place. That took some excellent Commissar work!

  • @MrVonglower
    @MrVonglower 3 месяца назад +12

    Imagine the hivemind receiving the information of its death be like wtf happened there?!

  • @jackthripper9989
    @jackthripper9989 3 месяца назад +29

    Last words of the purestrain: "Oh shit they jumping me"

  • @ryaniko94brglowingkitty68
    @ryaniko94brglowingkitty68 3 месяца назад +4

    "Ree reee! REEE!!!"
    "Nah nah nah SEH FUN IZ ONLY STARTING!"
    *Ancient Tyranid screeching claws ripping against the ground as he is pulled back in*

  • @foreignfat6009
    @foreignfat6009 3 месяца назад +6

    Guardsmen when tyranid shows up: "Oh, fuck."
    Tyranid when ogryn shows up: "Oh, fuc.."

  • @eldritchmorgasm4018
    @eldritchmorgasm4018 3 месяца назад +10

    "It's uncleaning time!"
    Everyone used a chair, probably.

    • @AgentJaffacakes
      @AgentJaffacakes 3 месяца назад +2

      By the emperor its Ogryn jon with the steel chair!

  • @MrMysteriousold
    @MrMysteriousold 3 месяца назад +46

    Absolutely hilarious

  • @slayeroffurries1115
    @slayeroffurries1115 3 месяца назад +16

    The bug got jumped 😂

  • @sirmultiverse5896
    @sirmultiverse5896 3 месяца назад +7

    Ogryns seem like the only humans that could earn the respect of the orks

    • @WraithOfMan
      @WraithOfMan 3 месяца назад +4

      > Sebastian Yarrick has entered the chat.

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 2 месяца назад +4

      >Orks have left the chat.

  • @Ranatosk
    @Ranatosk 3 месяца назад +4

    “I squash you like bug.”
    -Heavy Weapons Guy

  • @superbennywitherall6827
    @superbennywitherall6827 3 месяца назад +3

    Tyranid thought he was going to turn some guardsmen into soup, but instead, got liquified by a group of fellas that need to drink soup with a straw for fear of drowning.

  • @SvengelskaBlondie
    @SvengelskaBlondie 3 месяца назад +8

    He knew he was in deep trouble when he noticed a nearby sign that said "Hemsby"

  • @sugoistalin7809
    @sugoistalin7809 3 месяца назад +3

    "Fuckin jump em" - Gigachad Ogryns.

  • @nathanielpullig932
    @nathanielpullig932 3 месяца назад +8

    I don’t know why, but this has huge Deep Rock Galactic energy.

  • @milanmaschgan6299
    @milanmaschgan6299 3 месяца назад +3

    The commissar once said: "Crush the bad bugs!" And so, uhm, we crushed

  • @squaresphere
    @squaresphere 3 месяца назад +7

    The purestrain didn't realize it got on the "bang bus"

  • @isakhagg243
    @isakhagg243 3 месяца назад +5

    Good lads, them Ogryns.
    God Emperor, bless their loyal souls!

  • @Wywern291
    @Wywern291 3 месяца назад +2

    This is exactly why ogryns are such a perfect complement to the imperial guard. Normal humans generally do not enjoy fighting eldritch abominations or sword-wielding maniacs in close quarters combat, but that suits these big lads just fine.

  • @heromusashiz3508
    @heromusashiz3508 3 месяца назад +9

    "ogrin together stong"

  • @honestwarmonger4662
    @honestwarmonger4662 3 месяца назад +17

    He found the sped bus

  • @Hawkens4k
    @Hawkens4k 3 месяца назад +3

    You may not like it, but this us peak perfection, big, happy, and loyal. A happy ogryn is a happy soldier!

  • @darksider2903
    @darksider2903 3 месяца назад +12

    Emperor should upgrade lots of Ogryn into Saint like Celestine.

    • @BigJubble
      @BigJubble 3 месяца назад +5

      Saint Nork Deddog, the goodest imperial saint!

    • @lordofsoup1165
      @lordofsoup1165 3 месяца назад

      Gene seed em 1st with rowboat girlymans traits

  • @ezachleewright2309
    @ezachleewright2309 3 месяца назад +3

    This is no joke one of the funniest things in 40K, ever.

  • @Littlebigboss68
    @Littlebigboss68 3 месяца назад +32

    Ogyrns best bois

  • @TheForcesWrath
    @TheForcesWrath 3 месяца назад +9

    😂 "PURGE THE UNCLEAN", *said in a dimwitted voice*

  • @fearthewolf1175
    @fearthewolf1175 3 месяца назад +2

    The driver of that Chimera later either ran to the back after popping open the hatch ready for a fight only to find the big guys still happily stomping away at the oversized bug or just sighed and leaned back in his seat knowing how frustrating it’ll be to clean whatever is left of the Tyranid from the APC later

  • @maxst9561
    @maxst9561 3 месяца назад +17

    thats for miss elise 😂

  • @omgitzthunderlol4598
    @omgitzthunderlol4598 3 месяца назад +2

    I can only imagine this as a cartoon fight in a dust cloud with yakaty sax in the background

  • @Horus-Lupercal
    @Horus-Lupercal 3 месяца назад +17

    Tank driver: "Sir! The Ogryns have beaten a hunter tyranid to death! How in the warp!"
    Commissar: "That's my boys! 🥲 Extra rations and shiny medals for all!"
    Ogryns: "*THANK YOU SAH!* 🫡🫡🫡🫡"

  • @kellyvader3573
    @kellyvader3573 3 месяца назад +4

    It got matched up with 4 random Darktide Ogryns. It never stood a chance.

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 3 месяца назад +10

    Bro recreated the “Four Ogryns” meme 💀

  • @elloiamunderthewater
    @elloiamunderthewater 2 месяца назад +3

    Ogryns:”BIG STICK HIT UNCLEAN”
    The tyranid: *gets fucking bashed to death*

  • @shoandutrieux9447
    @shoandutrieux9447 3 месяца назад +3

    Momma always said: "Beat da bugs wif big klubz". ~ Jimbob

  • @Argento_Wolf
    @Argento_Wolf 3 месяца назад +4

    Kinda reminds me of a mission in Darktide where 4 ogryns armed with club and shield effectively beat down a demonhost and beast of nurgle.

  • @jaysherman2615
    @jaysherman2615 2 месяца назад +2

    Genestealer: "Centuries of combat has proven to me that inside these transports are the ideal place to ambush prey."
    Ogryn: "Unga Bunga!"

  • @shadowki5687
    @shadowki5687 3 месяца назад +3

    Genestealer: *thinking it's about to get some free eats*
    4 Ogryns with clubs: ew a bug, squish it

  • @lborlet5204
    @lborlet5204 3 месяца назад +6

    I love the short bus super soldiers

  • @EXO-DM
    @EXO-DM 3 месяца назад +12

    Your goddamn right

  • @unnamedaccount1414
    @unnamedaccount1414 2 месяца назад +1

    Commissar climbing into the back after they're done: Good job boys. Here's an extra ration bar for each of you.

  • @sethwoll6240
    @sethwoll6240 3 месяца назад +4

    When the kids on the short bus find a spider on the floor

  • @AsianPlagueDoctor
    @AsianPlagueDoctor 3 месяца назад +3

    The way you said “clubbed to death” was amazing. Don’t know what about it just the tone

  • @cemoguz2786
    @cemoguz2786 3 месяца назад +8

    ogrens make me smile.

  • @TheN0teable
    @TheN0teable 3 месяца назад +2

    He protect he attack but most importantly he purge the unclean ogryn is love

  • @luanantony8434
    @luanantony8434 3 месяца назад +12

    Puuuuurge the uncleean😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @paleface171
    @paleface171 3 месяца назад +2

    Since Ogryn are known to be very claustrophobic it is impressive how their hatred for aliens overcame that fear.

  • @doggg4977
    @doggg4977 3 месяца назад +12

    4 shane gillis vs 1 tyrranid

    • @nimmha6708
      @nimmha6708 3 месяца назад

      or one gillis with that 36 mafia glow in the dark skulls t shirt