An Inquisitor Corrects An Imperial Noble

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  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 4 месяца назад +7805

    That noble literally got hit with the “watch yo tone, mf”

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 4 месяца назад +200

      "You see there are two kinds of people in this world my friend, those with inquisitorial rosettes and those who do the clean up, you clean up."

    • @Scott_the_Celt
      @Scott_the_Celt 4 месяца назад +51

      ​@@minhducnguyen9276Nice reference!

  • @BigJubble
    @BigJubble 4 месяца назад +3318

    My favourite line from an Inquisitor is still Eisenhorns "My patience is limited, unlike my authority".

    • @michaelsolomon3496
      @michaelsolomon3496 4 месяца назад +284

      I believe the way he phrased it was something like "my patience, unlike my authority, has it's limits"
      As yes it is an absolutely awesome quote 😂

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 4 месяца назад +33

      that is such a badass line

    • @Tony-ih1pg
      @Tony-ih1pg 3 месяца назад +12

      yeah, he's one of my fav Inquisitors

    • @joethestrat
      @joethestrat 3 месяца назад +45

      Yeah Eisenhorn was basically like
      "I understand and respect that your people have just suffered a great loss, but my patience isn't endless, unlike my authority."
      Honestly, these 2 probably most chill inquisitors.

    • @kbo8029
      @kbo8029 3 месяца назад +45

      ​@@michaelsolomon3496it's "I'm excusing a lot because I recognize the trauma and suffering you've endured. But my patience isn't limitless... Unlike my authority.".

  • @harleyshilling9456
    @harleyshilling9456 4 месяца назад +7569

    Inquisiter was like "care to rephrase bud"

    • @shadowki5687
      @shadowki5687 4 месяца назад +236

      They literally fight heretics and have to eat mre rations, so a noble complaining about work would've set me off too😂

    • @harleyshilling9456
      @harleyshilling9456 4 месяца назад +83

      @shadowki5687 if I were an inquisiter I'd give the noble a dead ass look and say "who are you to complain "

    • @harleyshilling9456
      @harleyshilling9456 4 месяца назад +20

      Holy crap this is by far my most liked comment

    • @harleyshilling9456
      @harleyshilling9456 4 месяца назад +7

      AND IN ONE HOUR

    • @chill7056
      @chill7056 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@harleyshilling9456congrats

  • @halofly3
    @halofly3 4 месяца назад +4693

    Inquisitor: I’m going to give you a chance to correct yourself before I do it vibes.

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 4 месяца назад +97

      "Choose your next words with exceptional care."

  • @shadowki5687
    @shadowki5687 4 месяца назад +1754

    Inquisitor: Care to repeat that sir?
    Gulagh: Oh the Emperor blesses me with my struggles, so i must be one of his warriors😅

    • @eternity303.
      @eternity303. 4 месяца назад +35

      This is the best one i have seen so far

    • @SvengelskaBlondie
      @SvengelskaBlondie 2 месяца назад +8

      legends say he fights his most fearsome battles at the dinner table

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 Месяц назад +3

      @@SvengelskaBlondieyou mean toilet

    • @SvengelskaBlondie
      @SvengelskaBlondie Месяц назад +2

      @@Berserker3624 Toilet is round 2 😁

  • @dragnusu4411
    @dragnusu4411 4 месяца назад +1706

    Inquisitor Crowl: "I'm sorry, what did you say? My Inquisitorial duties momentarily distracted me."

  • @lowbridge4080
    @lowbridge4080 4 месяца назад +1976

    "Better scramble like an egg before I fold you like an omelette "

    • @trevorking2820
      @trevorking2820 4 месяца назад +28

      Lmao I like that

    • @eugeniusmorar
      @eugeniusmorar 4 месяца назад +12

      Waffletime references! Let's goo

    • @AnthonySmith-gr8pf
      @AnthonySmith-gr8pf 4 месяца назад +6

      Sounds like a disgruntled cook telling off someone in his kitchen😅

    • @BenBell-fc8cm
      @BenBell-fc8cm 3 месяца назад +11

      Ooh that brother floating in the aiiiir, how can his hands do this. Ooooh someone get him out the aaaiir.

    • @Berserker3624
      @Berserker3624 Месяц назад

      Im hungry

  • @giacomoromano8842
    @giacomoromano8842 4 месяца назад +757

    I find it funny that he even corrected the fact that the air was hot.

    • @GundamReviver
      @GundamReviver 4 месяца назад

      If you were near a man who could end you and your entire bloodline with but a nod and a word. You top would walk on eggshells so thin you'd try to please him with every word out of your mouth 😅

    • @ephemispriest8069
      @ephemispriest8069 4 месяца назад +182

      The air was still hot. It was the cold shiver running down his back that changed things.

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 4 месяца назад +58

      @@ephemispriest8069 I like to think his fear of the inquisitor made him genuinely believe everything he said afterwards

    • @markstewardson4006
      @markstewardson4006 3 месяца назад +13

      probably felt his blood run really cold when he realized what he had just said and to who

    • @leoneyamada5408
      @leoneyamada5408 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@generalalduin9548it's my belief that all of Warhammer works on faith and belief
      So I would agree....
      I mean if orcs can belief a ROCK ship makes for something the travel safely and then it magically works
      Or a technomancer praying to there tech and it magically turns on... Or humans worshipping the emperor and suddenly he becomes a god on the golden throne...........
      Yea the universe works entirely based on belief that it does

  • @Anthyrion
    @Anthyrion 4 месяца назад +557

    At least the Noble was smart enough to acknowledge, what the Inquisitor was trying to say him

    • @urzakarn9782
      @urzakarn9782 4 месяца назад +63

      I'd expect some kind of intelligence is necessary to maintain such a position.

    • @leovalenzuela8368
      @leovalenzuela8368 4 месяца назад +83

      @@urzakarn9782have you never heard of hereditary rule of even plain old nepotism? I used to work with a guy who told me he wouldn’t think twice about hiring his son if he became a director at that company. I asked “what if he sucks?” and bro didn’t blink! “Irrelevant. He’s my son, and I take care of my kids”
      Shit was gross.

    • @Anthyrion
      @Anthyrion 4 месяца назад +36

      @@leovalenzuela8368 That reminds me of our Rogue Trader RPG. One of our friends played the RT, but had a stroke but can at least act and think normally. But he always seems to make stupid decisions. Our Gamemaster lead us to a corrupt Inquisitor in his story. We killed the Inquisitor and found ourselves before an Inquisitorial Judgment, which was lead by Torquemada himself. He judged him and his Ship to accompany a crusade, which should have been Act 3 of his story. The order was, that he immediately make his way to the crusade and any deviation will lead to his death penalty. The Inquisitor gave him the exact coordinates of the Fleet. But instead of setting a direct course for the Fleet, he wanted fly to Necromunda to search for information.
      Lucky for him, our GM aborted the game. He told me, that one of the NPC was a Callidus in disguise, who was ordered to look, if the RT has some heretic or traitorous behaviour

    • @urzakarn9782
      @urzakarn9782 4 месяца назад +15

      @leovalenzuela8368 OH for sure! I meant more along the lines of assassination from his own staff/administration, pursuit of the seat of power stuff. Of course there's those who essentially get lucky and have long lives as despots.

    • @refurbishedtechpriest9076
      @refurbishedtechpriest9076 4 месяца назад +12

      @@urzakarn9782 *COUGHCOUGH* HERMAN VON STRABB! *COUGHCOUGH*

  • @HYPER_BRUH_
    @HYPER_BRUH_ 4 месяца назад +1712

    He got put in his place REAL quick

  • @tomasmichaels642
    @tomasmichaels642 4 месяца назад +588

    Bro got the inquistorial bombastic side eye

    • @NicoBabyman1
      @NicoBabyman1 4 месяца назад +1

      Criminally OFFENSIVE side eye

    • @Boringspy
      @Boringspy 4 месяца назад +24

      Heretically offensive side eye!

  • @feris2137
    @feris2137 4 месяца назад +363

    Bro is talking to the guy that can blow his brains if he wishes and replace him in a matter of seconds, I'd really choose my words a little more carefully if I was him

  • @CH4R10T_TV
    @CH4R10T_TV 4 месяца назад +80

    "Care to rephrase that?"
    "Actually, you know what, yes."

  • @gareiis2824
    @gareiis2824 3 месяца назад +85

    Dude really hit him with 'Im sorry that sounded a lot like heresy'.

  • @yuvrajkhalaik2780
    @yuvrajkhalaik2780 4 месяца назад +382

    Say that again, I dare you. Instead I double dare you.

  • @T3hSteamcrusher
    @T3hSteamcrusher 4 месяца назад +183

    If an inquisitor tolerates such environment, then you must also.

    • @Ignares
      @Ignares 3 месяца назад +2

      If you don't want the planet to be sanctioned with Exterminatus 😭

  • @midtown3221
    @midtown3221 3 месяца назад +58

    Crowl: [rattles boltor] Excuse me?
    Noble: [coughs hard] I LOVE CARING FOR MY PEOPLE!!
    Crowl: _Very good._

  • @sirkelendor5429
    @sirkelendor5429 4 месяца назад +148

    Inquisitor: "your vibes are off"
    Noble: "my fault gang"

  • @halosreaper1
    @halosreaper1 4 месяца назад +23

    I think It'd be funny if Crowl actually didn't hear that fully and was literally asking if he heard that right and the noble got scared as all hell thinking he was about to die.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 4 месяца назад +53

    Crowl: Can you repeat that? I thought I misheard you for a second.
    Gulagh: Oh, everything is going well and my labours are a blessing.
    Crowl: That's what I thought.

  • @matthewcallow8971
    @matthewcallow8971 4 месяца назад +56

    Another inquisitor that interests me is inquisitor Grendel from Darktide. He's incredibly secretive and relies on his interrogator to run operations. The only time he directly interacts with others, he speaks through a headless servitor that creates holographic projections to copy the face and voice of random people in the crowd he's talking to.

    • @Charlie94781
      @Charlie94781 4 месяца назад +3

      The Holo Servitor’s head actually drifts about like a servo skull

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 2 месяца назад +2

      When you absolutely want to spook people with needlessly elaborate party-tricks, Inquisitor Grendel.

  • @cjthebeesknees
    @cjthebeesknees 4 месяца назад +102

    Labor is a foreign concept to this extra large Pilgrim.

  • @brandonborges999
    @brandonborges999 4 месяца назад +689

    "this shit fuckin sucks"
    "What was that?"
    "This shit fucking rocks"

    • @michaelsolomon3496
      @michaelsolomon3496 4 месяца назад +8

      😂

    • @Scalespirit121
      @Scalespirit121 3 месяца назад +19

      This sucks...
      Inq: please elaborate
      ... And i like it.

    • @ieatpeopleand
      @ieatpeopleand 3 месяца назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Nerthos
      @Nerthos 2 месяца назад

      Excrement copulating with rocks? That sounds like slaanesh-nurgle corruption, better glass the planet.

  • @Uhaneole
    @Uhaneole 4 месяца назад +151

    It crazy the amount of genetic “fixing” that’s available in the 40k verse… yet it seems every single planetary governor seems to be a gluttony incarnate.

    • @leovalenzuela8368
      @leovalenzuela8368 4 месяца назад +39

      That’s cuz 40K is a deeply unserious setting.

    • @shadowytwilight
      @shadowytwilight 4 месяца назад +51

      Some of it is gluttony, but a lot of it is sedentary. they got people to literally do anything and everything for them at the drop of a hat. it's a job that you go from bedroom, to office, and then everything else is brought to you or done for you. the most exercise that guy gets is getting up in the morning, getting to his work chair, and then hitting things with a rubber stamp. especially if they got the spot by birthright rather then earning it in some fashion.

    • @raeishimura
      @raeishimura 4 месяца назад +47

      There is also the possibility of it being based on some old medieval English culture. For a long time, obesity was seen as a sign of wealth, prosperity and high socioeconomic status, and nobles were proud to be so morbidly rotund. It basically was telling those around them "I have so much money that i can gorge myself on food all i want and I'm still rich" it was a physical display of being rich. So even though the nobles probably COULD have a lean, able body through the assorted technologies, they probably don't WANT to, because then they would look "like an underfed peasant "

    • @Saphels
      @Saphels 4 месяца назад

      They genetically manipulated to be obese and live for hundreds of years without cardiac arrest

    • @TheGallantDrake
      @TheGallantDrake 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@leovalenzuela8368 yes, but that doesn't mean there aren't some interesting and plausible answers that enrich the setting, as others have demonstrated.

  • @allanmathewborja1198
    @allanmathewborja1198 4 месяца назад +22

    The most polite "Choose your words carefully" I've heard.

  • @TheKing-qz9wd
    @TheKing-qz9wd 3 месяца назад +37

    "This job sucks."
    "I will make pork chops out of your obese form if you think you can parasatize the Emporer's empire forever."
    "Oink, I will pull the cart. Oink."

  • @azkon7975
    @azkon7975 3 месяца назад +64

    Inquisition stories are my favorite (aside from Ciaphas Cain stories). Memes paint them as execution happy genocidal maniacs. The Inquisition doesn't combat the image. Better to have a citizen live in fear than dead in heresy.
    Because many default from that angle, it's often a pleasant surprise that the Inquisitor they meet are often reasonable people. They are here to ascertain the truth and solve the issue with a scalpel.
    Exterminatus is an absolute last resort. To consign a trillion souls and the productive output of a world to death is a heavy and solemn decision. Once made and executed, the Inquisitor usually appears before a Tribunal of their fellow Inquisitors and will most likely be stripped of their rank. It is almost never okay to destroy an Imperial World. To do so is to do the work of the enemy for them. The argument must be extraordinarily compelling when presented before the council of their peers. Just because they can glass entire worlds doesn't mean there aren't consequences.
    Also, Eisenhorn remarks that he could flaunt his authority to get what he wants but it was often easier and faster to just be nice to people. Whatever he's doing, the clock is often ticking and he'd rather have a smooth operation with as little complication as possible.
    ---
    Ciaphas Cain remarks something similar for Commissars. Book-thumping Fanatical Commissars exist but they have an exceedingly high rate of fatality on the field of battle for some reason. Just some interesting circumstances like the Commissar strangely out of position all by themselves as an artillery barrage is coming in to slow down the advancing enemy.

  • @Alphapkmn
    @Alphapkmn 4 месяца назад +35

    Inquisitor: Apologies, but my years of service have given me a slight hearing problem that I’ve yet to have corrected. Could I ask you to repeat yourself?

  • @Tang0Fox1
    @Tang0Fox1 4 месяца назад +61

    The Noble sounds like Baron Harkonen.

    • @LowinBayrod
      @LowinBayrod 4 месяца назад +8

      You do know Harkonen was fit & lean until a bene gesserit trashed its body.

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus 4 месяца назад +21

      @@LowinBayrod Yeah. People don't seem to understand that Harkonen intentionally played up the assumption he was lazy. It made his enemies underestimate him.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 4 месяца назад +8

      Baron Harkonen would have never let someone get him with his guard down, unless he wanted to seem foolish. The man would have trained to seem more servile to the inquisitor, carefully using his words to not only say the right thing, but put the ideas he wanted in the inquisitor's mind. Not openly, of course, just the right inflection at the right moment, a longer pause between certain words...Not saying the Baron was a genius, but he was a master diplomat and a brilliant strategist.

    • @PrzybyszzMatplanety
      @PrzybyszzMatplanety 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Eisenwulf666Well, Vladimir Harkonnen was on the verge of being genius. He invented the Arrakis Trap, he broke Imperial Conditioning of dr. Yueh, he almost solved Sardaukar riddle. Let's not forget he was a product of careful Bene Gesserit gene gardening. The guy was truly at the top of human potential, it was his degeneration that ruined it.

  • @Snakeadventure1
    @Snakeadventure1 4 месяца назад +101

    Man got his soul took from him

  • @TraciPeteyforlife
    @TraciPeteyforlife 4 месяца назад +36

    The Inquisiter was very kind. He let the fat noble. Stop and think about what he said.

  • @CorpseStarchEnjoyer
    @CorpseStarchEnjoyer 4 месяца назад +11

    When the number 1 villains doesn't wanna get dethroned

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 4 месяца назад +9

    Maybe it's just the way I read that but how easily he "corrected" himself only made it sound more sarcastic.

  • @BarelyDecentProduction
    @BarelyDecentProduction 4 месяца назад +10

    "God gave you those blessings, so watch your tone"

  • @justincooper5189
    @justincooper5189 4 месяца назад +18

    Changed fat boys tone just by asking if he heard the dude correctly? Yeah, he's got obvious skills.

    • @aureklanderson4498
      @aureklanderson4498 2 месяца назад

      Tbf the inqasiton can do what ever it wants and the noble new it , if the inqisitor was inclined he could order the death of planets, could exacute who ever he wants and do what ever he wants to who ever he wants baring some space marines, the primarchs, the custodies,outher inqusators and the EMPEROR himself , and porkchops here knows it lol.

  • @snowbroovevo
    @snowbroovevo 3 месяца назад +33

    Bro locked in

  • @joshuasmyth3115
    @joshuasmyth3115 3 месяца назад +14

    Scared bro so bad he ran back a quick save and chose another dialogu choice 💀

  • @itsjustaline
    @itsjustaline 4 месяца назад +191

    If common sense is more common in the imperium, humanity would have won a long time ago

    • @theconductor2969
      @theconductor2969 4 месяца назад +46

      Humanity's common sense got beaten into the dirt by all the bull they had to deal with and is now in a coma.

    • @thearchives1094
      @thearchives1094 4 месяца назад +13

      ​@@theconductor2969 That such a good analogy

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@theconductor2969and that coma continues to fucking them over 😂😂

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 4 месяца назад +2

      An open mind is a fortress with its gate unbarred.
      Common sense is for traitors.

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 4 месяца назад +1

      @@theconductor2969 We were in our Golden Age then got hit by the Fall of the Eldar and Rise of the Men of Iron.
      Then Emps comes back and we get the Horus Heresy. Emps is gone for a while and then we get the Age of Apostasy.
      That's three-and-a-half Apocalypses so far. Whatever joy, sanity, and hope we had left at this point is pretty much burned out. It's kind of amazing we haven't just rolled over for Chaos by now.

  • @RazaTheMaza
    @RazaTheMaza 4 месяца назад +7

    You forgot this was a review of your capability, to lead. Please continue. Remember that the penalties for failing said review are...permanent.

  • @Chickenbowser
    @Chickenbowser 4 месяца назад +326

    Too be fair that is pretty kind for an inquisitor. Most would respond with "I smell heresy. Exterminatus the planet and all the rest in the system just to be safe."

    • @I_am-lost.
      @I_am-lost. 4 месяца назад +56

      That's just a community stereotype, most wouldn't do that

    • @G.S.2568
      @G.S.2568 4 месяца назад +17

      Most?

    • @imtoogoodatpvp1252
      @imtoogoodatpvp1252 4 месяца назад +6

      Well he is locked to Terra and a relatively small area at that

    • @theconductor2969
      @theconductor2969 4 месяца назад +39

      You and everyone who liked your comment needs to stop getting their lore from memes.

    • @hell1942
      @hell1942 4 месяца назад

      How about you just repond with whatever you think is correct? Way more interesting, and actually feeds discussion ​@@theconductor2969

  • @NATEDOG
    @NATEDOG 4 месяца назад +6

    “Did i hear that right?” Really means “excuse you?!”

  • @MrHolydoodle
    @MrHolydoodle 4 месяца назад +10

    It sounds more like friendly banter then anything else.

  • @paledog
    @paledog 4 месяца назад +8

    That entire series was fantastic it had one of the best stories in a long time

  • @jarnMod
    @jarnMod 4 месяца назад +28

    Don't try this with your boss, new hire.

  • @eyeballpapercut4400
    @eyeballpapercut4400 4 месяца назад +5

    I like that the Gulagh wore what amounts to a glorified sanctified all-clear-to-go medical staff name tag.
    Also idk if Erasmus is a pretty common a name or that name was chosen for the 'quistor in honour of Erasmus Brosdau that worked on the cancelled 40k Lord Inquisitor animation.

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 4 месяца назад +2

    An Inquisitor with patience. Now THAT'S a blessing

  • @patrickdees5256
    @patrickdees5256 4 месяца назад +4

    Crowl: i know i didn't just hear you griping, *RIGHT*??
    Governer: no sir ....

  • @shuttlecock58
    @shuttlecock58 4 месяца назад +3

    "Try again" 😂

  • @MarcusDarkstar
    @MarcusDarkstar 4 месяца назад +3

    At least the noble was honest to the Inquisitor granted to a fault. I think Crowl was having fun with him thanks to that.

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 4 месяца назад +1

      Knowing 40k, that noble seemed to play along well enough as well

  • @madman19931612
    @madman19931612 4 месяца назад +3

    When the DM hits you with the: "you're sure that's what you're gonna do?"

  • @drd.n.d5088
    @drd.n.d5088 4 месяца назад +14

    Inquisitor Crowl: U Wut M8

  • @jameslewis6527
    @jameslewis6527 4 месяца назад +6

    Bro didn’t pass the vibe check in the beginning

  • @Its_Cannon
    @Its_Cannon 4 месяца назад +2

    Inquisitor: Brother I am from corporate, say that shit again.

  • @zino8604
    @zino8604 3 месяца назад +2

    “Simply too paranoid to behave like a human being” is so funny

  • @TemplarBlonic
    @TemplarBlonic 4 месяца назад +3

    Crowl’s merciful. Any other Inquisitor would have turned that man into Swiss cheese.

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 4 месяца назад +2

      Or far less subtly remind them they are the space cops and get on with the questioning

  • @SeedemFeedemRobots
    @SeedemFeedemRobots 4 месяца назад +4

    That noble looks like he goes to the stadium regularly to shout CAM ON, SCOR SUM FACKIN' GOALS

  • @mememachine5495
    @mememachine5495 2 месяца назад +2

    He was quick on the uptake, suggesting that while he may be a feudal lardass he may still be competent

  • @fellowsoliderofchrist2263
    @fellowsoliderofchrist2263 2 месяца назад +1

    Well that noble was smart enough to correct and test the patience of an inquisitor.

  • @omega-xk4gj
    @omega-xk4gj 4 месяца назад +2

    Crowl: Im gonna give you one chance to push your Charisma roll for that reply

  • @stephenwood6663
    @stephenwood6663 4 месяца назад +3

    While Inquisitors theoretically have unlimited authority, in *practice*, they have as much authority as they can convince people that they wield.
    What Crowl is doing here is good practice for practical Inquisitoring: you'll achieve less if you execute people for every minor infraction than you will if you make note of these infractions, and casually bring them up in conversation the next time you need backup.

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 4 месяца назад +1

    That just sounds like the normal amount of patience that a person should have. Which is still a lot for 40k and especially for an inquisitor.

  • @Spike2276
    @Spike2276 Месяц назад +1

    "Was that a complaint i heard?"
    "No sir, just thanking the God Emperor for the many gifts he blesses me with. Not least of which is being alive at this very second."

  • @ArmageddonIndustries777
    @ArmageddonIndustries777 4 месяца назад +1

    The equivalent of "Do you wish to rephrase that?"

  • @the-letter_s
    @the-letter_s Месяц назад +1

    "We love our Sergeant Major, when he drives it on RL- but when he takes us on those bush roads, it's just like going to-"
    *SM walks in*
    "-heaven! I'm in heaven!"

  • @blastchambers2150
    @blastchambers2150 2 месяца назад +1

    What surprises me the most is the Noble actually getting the point.

  • @terminator9489
    @terminator9489 4 месяца назад +2

    "fucking hate my job"
    "What ?"
    "Damn, i wish i worked here earlier"

  • @amszulu
    @amszulu 4 месяца назад +5

    Been playing the Diablo 3 reskin: Inquisitor: Martyr. Toon is Inquisitor Bophades

  • @manticore117
    @manticore117 4 месяца назад +1

    Let's not forget that this gigachad also carries around a big ass revolver called Sanguine.

  • @dueinuremom5082
    @dueinuremom5082 4 месяца назад +5

    I like it when 40k does 1984 things

  • @LordoftheDice
    @LordoftheDice 4 месяца назад +1

    "Better check your vibe before I check it for you."

  • @ahabthewhatifer
    @ahabthewhatifer 4 месяца назад +1

    Inquisitor: I beg your finest pardon, tf did you say about the people, I could've sworn you were being disrespectful
    Noble: oh um, my fault G, uh

  • @qirat73
    @qirat73 4 месяца назад +1

    Bro was like "Wanna try that again"

  • @alextang8948
    @alextang8948 4 месяца назад +1

    Inquisitor: Double checks someone before burning them for heresy
    Whole Imperium: Hurray! What a nice guy!

  • @ved2360
    @ved2360 4 месяца назад +7

    Honestly, I wouldn't give a shit about the noble's attitude as long as he does his job.

  • @gideonmele1556
    @gideonmele1556 4 месяца назад +1

    “Working hard or hardly working, amirite?”
    “…”
    “It’s going to be like that, isn’t it?”
    “It is going to be like that, yes.”

  • @no_one01-5
    @no_one01-5 4 месяца назад +3

    That was Stone Cold levels of *what*

  • @astrocosmicalDude
    @astrocosmicalDude 3 месяца назад +1

    Gulagh: There's too much work that the imperium asks of me :/
    Inquisitor: Mind repeatin that back, bud?
    Gulagh: I love working for the imperium :)

  • @karmaphuntshok9168
    @karmaphuntshok9168 2 месяца назад

    Honestly good change of pace to see a noble that, while fits the stereotypical appearance, isn't a dunce or full of himself. He got some complaints in, which was reasonable, and was quick enough to flip it all on its head when he got side-eyed.

  • @marmyeater
    @marmyeater Месяц назад +1

    "Too paranoid to behave like a human being"? Someone hasn't observed human nature.

  • @qp9259
    @qp9259 4 месяца назад +1

    This honestly just comes off as banter.

  • @kishin901
    @kishin901 4 месяца назад +4

    Any other inquisitor: "so you have chosen death"

  • @michaeledmunds7056
    @michaeledmunds7056 15 дней назад

    "Are you complaining about doing your job? You know who else complained about that? They're in the warp now."

  • @17thmidnight96
    @17thmidnight96 4 месяца назад +8

    Ayo that baby kratos serviterized

  • @Aiphaton1234
    @Aiphaton1234 4 месяца назад +4

    Uhm, have you read the book?
    The person the inquisitor is talking to is not an imperial Nobel but medical personnel working in the staff of this inquisitior, mostly inspecting corpses.

    • @Ragnarra
      @Ragnarra 4 месяца назад +1

      He most assuredly probably eats like a noble while the hive cities starve.

  • @Cringe_Lord
    @Cringe_Lord 4 месяца назад +1

    Crowl: ya wanna run that shit by me again?

  • @ya_boi_swigg8431
    @ya_boi_swigg8431 3 месяца назад +2

    The inquisitor thought he heard some serious heresy for a moment😅😅

  • @the_real_inquisitor
    @the_real_inquisitor 4 месяца назад

    "I hope your faith protects you, because I know you won't outrun a bullet."

  • @ChristianVang-b3z
    @ChristianVang-b3z 3 месяца назад

    Love how that noble was able to change his own opinion so quick

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 3 месяца назад

    Inquisitor was like: "You get one chance to rephrase that before i have to put a new noble on that fancy chair."

  • @DoomStroller
    @DoomStroller 4 месяца назад +2

    That's what I though you said

  • @genesisplus4325
    @genesisplus4325 4 месяца назад +1

    Normal inquisitor: *BANG*

  • @imperialservitor6612
    @imperialservitor6612 3 месяца назад

    Vaults of terra is such a fantastic series. The descriptions of Terra's hives are especially fantastic.

  • @tylerslagel5485
    @tylerslagel5485 2 месяца назад

    The noble was like “I want to apologize”

  • @MilitaryFan-ds5in
    @MilitaryFan-ds5in 7 дней назад +1

    He looks like napoleon when he got crowned emperor

  • @flounder2760
    @flounder2760 Месяц назад

    I like the rangoran counter intelligence screening process.. they hire only the ones that were disillusioned by the empire but still remained loyal to it to be agents

  • @zanthimos
    @zanthimos 4 месяца назад +1

    That's a LOT of mercy coming from an Inquisitor!

  • @reginlief1
    @reginlief1 Месяц назад

    I love one of eisenhorn’s earliest lines, where a noble is berating him over the outcome of his investigation on his planet, and eisenhorn just says “trust me, my power is unlimited, but my patience is not”. Absolute Chad line.

  • @Connor.SG-1Ring
    @Connor.SG-1Ring 14 дней назад

    The Inquisitor asked calmly.

  • @Neoentrophy
    @Neoentrophy 4 месяца назад

    I'd say he had the patience of a saint by inquisitorial standards

  • @davidellis8282
    @davidellis8282 2 месяца назад

    hes just like "one more time, only one more time or your dead"