Patton Oswalt: “My Inner Child Doesn’t Feel Like Chopping Wood Today” - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2022
- Patton Oswalt gripes about watching old movies in L.A., remembers buying weed at a coffee shop in Amsterdam and reveals why he got thrown out of the Anne Frank House.
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Original airdate: August 14, 1999
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Young Patton is incredibly funny. It's bitter sweet when he talks to his imaginary wife.
This guy's mayonnaise delivery was so good. He's got such a talent.
he sounds exactly like Morty
The irony of his ‘phantom wife’ comment is heart breaking.
At least it's not a rhino
Also saying he was like Templeton the Rat was oddly prophetic. Ratatouille.
In the sixth grade for some reason every day our math teacher would read the obituaries out loud to the class. I'll never know what the hell that was all about.
Hopeless romantic
Dude was a serial killer
That’s Werid
Reminding you that your time will run out. And you got to spend a lot of it sitting in class learning about how government works (and then growing up and finding out it just doesn’t)
Love that! To the kids:
Do the math, you will all die eventually, it's just simple math! Ha ha ha! Sweet Dreams!
Ah, gotta love old Patton, before the world was dark enough to actually appreciate his style of comedy.
Except for Robin Williams, all comics cease to be funny with age.
Patton Oswalt was hysterically funny when starting out.
There are some comedians where your like “Yeaa I can see him being funny in a social setting but as a stand-up comedian!?? Ehhh not so much.” Not Patton. He was created and BORN to be a stand-up comedian. He’s one of the greatest of all time.
"He loves life, he won't let go"
ha ha ha!
"like templeton the rat from charlotte's web" - Ratatouille just got a whole lot darker
I saw Patton back in 2019. He was so hilarious. It was unreal seeing Spence Olchin from the King of Queens show.
That show is underrated and still smacks
King of Queens was pretty good
It made me remember the time I was in Amsterdam, 1981, when pot was just starting to move out of the bars and into the coffee shops. In the bars, patrons would roll their own "joints". They would mix a gram with a large amt of tobacco, and it was a thing to pass around. Ppl would hold on to it for a while before passing it on. Also, they would fashion a "filter" from the cardboard of a matchbook. It was held it your hand in a way that your mouth did not touch it.
When I rolled an American style joint, it got some funny looks.
I luv how he tells the cameraman to "GTFO" in the intro..!! xD
I like how the audio is so quiet on the official comedy Central channel lmao
Ah the sixth grade, the age when the prettiest girl in school was still your math teacher.
English teacher for me.
Reminds me, I need to give Miss Lawless a call..
Yeah Mr Loomis was hot. He clearly worked out
One of my all time favorites. Patton
I adore this guy.
I saw him about a year ago. It's amazing seeing him back when he was younger than I am now.
19:24 i cannot stop weazing laughing at this
4:18 "They'll bring their bullsh--"
🫨🫨🫨 Patton Oswalt is my all-time favorite comedian in the world and I've never seen or heard him curse in all my life... until now! 🤣🤣🤣
And don't forget the screaming!
What? He curses like a sailor. Are you a new fan?
@@eamon2please Damn right, I am!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
15:48 "HAPPY EASTER AND BITE MY WRINKLY ****!!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The joke and title of the special just shreds me everytime I think if it. The context of the narrative just adds to the line.
70s SF Bay Area kid here...I've prolly heard "inner child" yada yada yada a few thousand times at this point. I've even said it myself. Predictably, The Man came the very next day and tore up my man card. 👍
Bastids.
Now, what have we learned?
This guy is funny af in reno 911 as dungeons boy rofl True funny
Big Papa Patton general of peace and hope thru laughter. Thanks for the laugh medicine for eons
The headling out to see him in Dallas tonight. I love this guy
Hello everyone enjoy your day
u have a BETTER day casey 🫶🏽
the fact that htis is from 1999 but most of the jokes are still completely relevant is bot hilarious and a bit unsettling.
Most knowledge is forbidden unless. All ready taken and given.
Shows how much times have changed that he was bragging about weed that apparently had seeds in it. 😅
He's probably my favorite comedian....and you know he's good because I mainly disagree with his political beliefs, but you can't deny FUNNY.
Apparently this was originally aired on my third birthday lol. It's crazy how well it holds up today.
"SKY CAKE..!!"
Home boy is on point.
Oh, Patton, if only you knew you could have the Amsterdam experience just down the street from your house in 20 years
Wow, baby Patton
I used to love his material and cry and laughter. I don’t know ifs me or just him and this material. Anyone reading this know some things we don’t??
Patton's cancer joke is very similar to Norm McDonnel's cancer joke.
Well this was taped in 1999, so make if that what you will
@@clawabidingcitizen Norm's special came out in 2011. Although he could have been telling that joke for years. 2 of my favorite comedians but they are very close in the premise.
I’m sure if he copied Patton it was subconsciously and not intentional.
It was an Onion article first I think
I only know him because of ratatouille and Minecraft story mode😭
I don't Wanna Die 😂🎉 but you get Tired 😩
he is so funny
SLATHERED, Bernie.
You know what character you should be? Cupid. Still in Amherst.
Super funny
good thing he got a tv gig
The blade joke. Was it foreshadowing?
4:05 This was around the time that inspired SILVER SCREEN FIEND.
Wonder who plays bass on the outro theme. James Genus?
"Starbucks liberalism" is now a term I am going to use
We've been too the Dolphin Coffeeshop!
The OG Justin Roiland Morty voice
8:15 Had to pause to check out Supergras, am now down the rabbit hole. I bet the rest was funny tho
If I looked like a Picasso painting, I might consider self-harm as well.
He was ahead of his time. The crowd just didn't get it. Over their heads.
January 10 is my birthday, that's hillarious
I want to hear him talk about Star Wars.
My best friend was that person who hated to laugh.
17:00
I think God gave us laughter to remind us to not take life so seriously...chill out and relax....don't try to carry the world on your shoulders 😉❤️
Why do you think God gave us child cancer?
@@coletrickle1775 cause he's God 😂
The sound mixing for this is incredibly low
Literally everything posted to RUclips by Comedy Central.
@@clawabidingcitizen unfortunately you're right. I'll still point it out though
Ooof the sound quality..
I finally figured it out! Patton is just a tall midget. He's so cute waving his short little arms around. Adorable!
I see Jesse is doing well in beacon town.
HEY IT'S JESSE!!! 🤩⭐
Oswalt the man child
Hi Jesse (from mcsm)
He just turned 30 here, wow
I'm now older than he was when he recorded this and I don't know how to feel about it lol
Judging by the build, the clothes, and the haircut, I'd say it's a hobbit.
its jesse
Perhaps the doctors hoped that him having to grow a nose upside down on his forehead for an entire year ffs...
...would have inticed him to change his mind...because who would ever accept such a thing..!?
"Well, if you're gunna be dumb...you gotta be tough..!!"
Ah, his spectral wife...
I just want to know when this was originally released because norm macdonald had avery similar joke about cancer.
1999
Pat,
You gotta know that you can say no, you, (respectfully) a-sexual promoter you.
Love ya, yo boy
Oh MyY gOsH ItS Guy frOm MinEcRAfT sTorY mODe11!!
Damn Patton looks 12 in this vid.
🎈
But it is tho
😄💯👍
Patton got away with murder
Those comments about his wife …
I'm 6 feet tall and never been stoned.
CNN..... 😄😄 Bernie, theyre wheeling the sandwiches in...there is no mayonaise...whew
It's odd how quaint this routine sounds now. TV somehow got a whole lot better AND a whole lot worse since then.
All I can hear is Remy.
Dr Lesterman. I'm sorry to bother you but i think i'm close to a temper control incident.
ᵖʳᵒᵐᵒˢᵐ 😑
I love Patton, generally, but he got a little dark in this one for my taste. Nobody cares, right?
I see where Tom Segura got his stand up from.
Except Patton dosent hate the poors
I will say he's absolutely spot on about liberals watching old movies and the type of person our ancestors had to be in order to conquer this country.
If you study forest succession, after a fire or other clearing, the first plants to move in are very different than the eventual much taller and more longer lived plants, such as the white oak trees used for bourbon barrels. Each has its purpose and time, and all are important for something. If things change so they are useless, it is extinction time.
@@jeffruebens8355 There is a lot to unpack in your very well worded comment my friend.
I think in reality there is a middle ground. You can't be wimpy to found a country, but you also don't have to be a sociopath, which is what a lot of conservatives believe.
@@waitselljones8068
There IS a middle ground.
Unfortunately greed, selfishness, racism, sexism, homophobia, fear of the unknown/different and the desire to be in control of everything and everyone is the problem.
And that's not a political statement, that's just my observation of how much simpler life could be for everyone if they all just chilled the heck out and treated each other with the same respect and love that they feel they're entitled to.
He needs to Paus and rethink his life!,,,,,,,hee hee!
Yfu for that
Swing and a miss.
The top story Anne Frank and her family lived in was gigantic. There's no way any person with eyes didn't see that full on apartment with big windows. She also died of the Typhus Plague as accounted by many witnesses in the camp she was in. Can anyone name that camp? 200 bonus points in it for you!!!!
Go touch grass
Personally, I think he bombed....or the audience wasn't feeling his vibe. Awkward set.
Patton Oswalt was never 30 years old. Quit lying, Patton.
Wow. He ends with a suicide joke.
Here, today, Pat would probably not see this performance as his best.
isnt Patton Oswalt a huge liberal?
He's probably more progressive than Starbucks liberal
Nope. Liberal is center right these days. He's left.
Doesn't mean he can't put stuff in a historical context. As he's saying, you can't apply late 20th/early 21st Century PC on an 1950s John Wayne movie set in the 1870s.
Vitano. Saint Michael is present now. In Jesus Christs name we pray amen.
Whatever you say, crazy pants.
Patton was funny, but that crowd sucked.
🤡🤡🤡🤡
Is this comedy? Nobody is laughing.
I luaghed the whole time, Maybe your angry sad black heart lost what funny is?
@@edition-deluxe *laughed
@@jewbego5323 angry black sad heart, you know that was comedic gold, right bruh!?? Hahahahahhahhhhaahahhaa
@@edition-deluxe Patton Oswalt killed his spouse
@@jewbego5323 WHAT??
Not funny.
Remember this guy apologized for a photograph with Dave Chappelle, his Supposed friend.
Remember you're a bigot though.
.... Hey look it's that short guy that Keven James carried around on his show. A second rate Shadow rider
I can't even imagine being as butthurt as you are. Yikes.
This lesbian isn't funny
Your sexual insecurity is embarrassing.
Hack