Kathleen Madigan - An American Idiot in Paris - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 лет назад +255

    Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” ruclips.net/p/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI

    • @sissypissyrapper23
      @sissypissyrapper23 4 года назад +2

      Easily the best story with Tom Segura and Joey Diaz

    • @ThunderStruck15
      @ThunderStruck15 4 года назад +9

      I can do without the sexism for the intro.

    • @ThunderStruck15
      @ThunderStruck15 4 года назад +1

      dimebag Darrell ah yes, “dimebag darrel” you certainly are the bastion of good taste and understand the nuances of social interaction.

    • @ThunderStruck15
      @ThunderStruck15 4 года назад +3

      dimebag Darrell If you think I’m wrong, can you point out where and why? Is using strippers and a mother that waits on them hand and foot- encouraging him to throw money at strippers (uh, ew, vaguely incestuous?) isn’t sexism, can you articulate why?

    • @ThunderStruck15
      @ThunderStruck15 4 года назад +5

      dimebag Darrell I wasn’t offended by the comedy. I was offended by the needless (and not funny) intro. You still haven’t answered my questions. In what way was using women as objects not sexist?

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 4 года назад +710

    Kathleen is like a neighbor who’s just chatting with you, telling stories in such a casual way.

    • @christinearmington
      @christinearmington Год назад +7

      She’s just the best 🎉❤😂

    • @gooddaysahead1
      @gooddaysahead1 Год назад +3

      I want a neighbor like her!

    • @186bingo
      @186bingo 9 месяцев назад +1

      And I wanna visit with her for ever!

  • @nakatominocalamari2969
    @nakatominocalamari2969 2 года назад +388

    She's an incredible story-teller. I could listen to her forever. What a talent!

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify 6 лет назад +2976

    She is so perfect for this show. They should just have her on every week. I doubt she'd ever run out of material.

    • @frenchtoast7742
      @frenchtoast7742 6 лет назад +24

      m0L3ify She was the best female comedian

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 5 лет назад +46

      @@frenchtoast7742 she was the best comedian

    • @karlnewton1958
      @karlnewton1958 5 лет назад +10

      seriously, she almost could have that much GOOD material!

    • @hideousbastard
      @hideousbastard 5 лет назад +17

      She is the best female comedian I have heard on this show

    • @Outnumbered001
      @Outnumbered001 4 года назад +19

      She could talk about what she had for breakfast and she'd still be funny shit! 🤣

  • @wlodell
    @wlodell 5 лет назад +1578

    “The Italians went bad and the French wouldn’t do their part and he’s not gonna go.” I laughed for real, first time in several days. The entire skit was great, thank you!

    • @paddy6358
      @paddy6358 4 года назад +8

      @V W Oh yeah, hysterically funny, there are definitely people out there like that!

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck 4 года назад +4

      @V W It's not, the French army was decent and worked.

    • @Arltratlo
      @Arltratlo 4 года назад +9

      @@Hellwyck but went on vacation May 9th 1940....!

    • @locomixer
      @locomixer 4 года назад +6

      and then you find out he is/was a judge. nice.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 4 года назад +18

      @V W The French lost roughly as many soldiers as the US (or the UK) in WW2, and almost a half a million civilian dead. Men, women and children fought the Germans, and their country was the literal front line. They did their part and it was one of the hardest parts, as far as the western allies were concerned.

  • @ramzcoldlampin5460
    @ramzcoldlampin5460 9 месяцев назад +37

    She is that family member you’re most excited to see at a reunion because you know you will spend the entire time laughing. Love Kathleen.

  • @skyfalldeadpool1633
    @skyfalldeadpool1633 4 года назад +101

    What I like Kathleen Madigan is that her comedy is timeless, relatable race and age and sex don't matter. You will laugh to tears. That's a true comic.

  • @chaconswrenchin3557
    @chaconswrenchin3557 6 лет назад +2859

    Am I under arrest
    I do not recall
    I want a lawyer

    • @markdahshark3694
      @markdahshark3694 5 лет назад +81

      I am under arrest
      I do not call
      Am I a lawyer

    • @MzRage
      @MzRage 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 5 лет назад +52

      I am under a lawyer
      I want am recall
      I do not arrest.

    • @aaron.rocks.
      @aaron.rocks. 5 лет назад +6

      joseph chacon *attorney

    • @theveronika1
      @theveronika1 5 лет назад +24

      As a law student, I coudn't agree more :D

  • @sportsbabe1125
    @sportsbabe1125 Год назад +37

    I’ve been a fan of Kathleen for years. She’s hilarious and tells great stories.

  • @bobmcbobbington9220
    @bobmcbobbington9220 6 лет назад +1103

    Good story. Good delivery. She did a great job finding the cartoonish joy in surrounding yourself with seemingly unlikeable loved ones. Something everyone can relate to in some way.

    • @BeyondSideshow
      @BeyondSideshow 5 лет назад +17

      Yup. Plus what a beautifully American pronounciation of Champs-Elysees :D

    • @gardensofthegods
      @gardensofthegods 2 года назад +1

      Yep to both of you

    • @lindamartinson2689
      @lindamartinson2689 Год назад

      52#45(yukrhc534igjrchtzwryfd htoypyguo5trjjkdfhytmiujpiiuh

  • @eb6020
    @eb6020 5 лет назад +132

    This hilarious woman needs to be WAY more famous. This was one of my favorites.

  • @tanyajuli4145
    @tanyajuli4145 6 лет назад +451

    the thing I love about her--I can listen to the same set several times and laugh the 3rd time as hard as the first. Its her delivery which sucks me in! Thanks Comedy Central and MadKat!

    • @marylhere
      @marylhere 5 лет назад +2

      Tanya Juli I have noticed her delivery is very similar to Ron White's...I have heard this many times and could listen to it again and again.

    • @sheilaburns8977
      @sheilaburns8977 3 года назад +4

      Katheen is Hilarious. I love this set and have watched it several times and I still laugh. All of her stand up specials are great. I also watch her Madigan Pubcast every Tuesday since the pandemic. PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.

  • @floydhaas303
    @floydhaas303 2 года назад +62

    Kathleen can definitely go head to head with any comic out there. Such a unique style. I just love her. And This story is awesome!

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 6 лет назад +2258

    Well... now I know the fashion police are a real thing.

    • @pislarua1180
      @pislarua1180 5 лет назад +29

      I was about to like ur comment but u have 69 likes and I don't wanna ruin that

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 года назад +3

      @@mondoshredder5783 Sacré bleu!

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 года назад +1

      @@pislarua1180 alas mes ami, now I have 1,300 likes, et that est na pas une funny number at all.

    • @majestical15
      @majestical15 4 года назад +2

      This comment has more likes than the Comedy Central post

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 4 года назад

      @@majestical15 😄 bit of a low bar though, so do most of these.

  • @garyjones4757
    @garyjones4757 3 года назад +24

    I have been in show business for 50 years. This is the best setup and comedy I have ever seen and heard. I’d love to see Kathleen Madigan live, when this pandemic is over. Genius.

  • @Nava53100
    @Nava53100 4 года назад +151

    She’s literally a perfect story teller. She’s the best that’s been on this show!

  • @mattturner9133
    @mattturner9133 5 лет назад +719

    This happened to me in Paris too. For real. Got approached by two Chinese people and asked to buy wallets at the LV store. I speak some Chinese so I agreed to do it. Got the money. Went into the store. Got surrounded by security. Etc. This was in 2004. I can't believe they're still doing this.

    • @amagohom
      @amagohom 4 года назад +14

      How could they know? You just trying to buy stuff

    • @donaldjohnson257
      @donaldjohnson257 4 года назад +31

      @@amagohom....fuck, they wouldn't even sell one to Oprah...(actually can't blame em on that)..but they're serious bout that shit!

    • @cyzcyt
      @cyzcyt 3 года назад +37

      Come to think of it... With that kind of money in cash, they could have just hired someone to fake the look of a socialite and gotten the bag

    • @guiltygreen
      @guiltygreen 3 года назад +45

      @@cyzcyt They could have, and should have. But the thing is that LV also limits how many 'pieces' someone can buy, so they need a lot of people (if they're trying to buy a lot). They check your passport, ID etc. I'm personally sick of it. I was dragged along to a similar excursion with my rich aunt, where my mom forcibly took my passport so my aunt could buy more under my name. Throngs of people at every single counter, and the rest of the store seemed like a dimly lit maze of mirrors, bags, security. Wouldn't recommend that experience to anyone, and of course, I didn't get anything out of it, not one accessory.

    • @lilybrown5357
      @lilybrown5357 2 года назад +8

      @@guiltygreen weird, they never asked me my ID, usually it's hermès that ask for it

  • @WaterChleo
    @WaterChleo 6 лет назад +161

    I keep coming back to this, she is such a good story teller that I don't mind hearing it for the fourth time. It's still just as funny.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 6 лет назад +5

      She has a rolling style...just keeps a story going while we laugh...love it! :)

    • @whostosay3256
      @whostosay3256 4 года назад +1

      Me too!

  • @debrahelmlinger6256
    @debrahelmlinger6256 4 года назад +71

    This bit is how I got hooked on Kathleen in July 2020, had heard her once many years ago but started watching every bit I could find after watching this. Now a loyal termite following her storytimes and pubcasts. She's keeping her colony in laughs and sane during this crazy time!

  • @rajjelan_fos
    @rajjelan_fos Год назад +47

    Kathleen needs to write a sitcom. I laugh every time I hear her stories.

  • @alandubois1286
    @alandubois1286 Год назад +30

    This is by far one of her best routines. I can watch this over and over and still laugh!

  • @marcileatherboots1
    @marcileatherboots1 5 лет назад +68

    I have listened to this probably 15 times and it is funny every single time. Kathleen Madigan is awesome.

  • @TarheelSG23
    @TarheelSG23 2 года назад +89

    I could listen to her read a dictionary and be wildly entertained. She is the best comedic storyteller today.

    • @nygrrl99
      @nygrrl99 Год назад +2

      She truly is!

    • @art_enthusiast392
      @art_enthusiast392 10 месяцев назад

      She’d have just the right amount of stories for the words too.

  • @nilesoien4439
    @nilesoien4439 5 лет назад +64

    At 9:45 when she gets to "I would like to buy", I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe. To me the genius was explaining that her Mom does that when speaking to foreign people, then having a detour in the story, so it crept up on you when she did the accent.

    • @helloseattle17
      @helloseattle17 Год назад +5

      I’ve watched this video so many times (it’s one of my favorites to come back to) and STILL every time she gets to that part, I laugh out loud. Her storytelling ability is unmatched.

    • @eliseintheattic9697
      @eliseintheattic9697 Год назад +2

      My ex husband used to do this. He had kind of a universal accent he would use and he'd talk loud and slow in this accent.

  • @LokiDWolf
    @LokiDWolf 4 года назад +55

    Kathleen's delivery is just so damn good! Her voice too! Just a homegirl from around the way. I love it!!! Big fan!!! :)

  • @swish6754
    @swish6754 6 лет назад +48

    She's always been naturally funny and entertaining. I never get enough of her humor.

  • @boblozaintherealworld3577
    @boblozaintherealworld3577 Год назад +9

    I've loved this lady for years, and finally figured out that she's not really a comedian....she's a HILARIOUS story teller. I can only imagine drinking with her in a public place. One of the best.

  • @SpoonHurler
    @SpoonHurler 6 лет назад +2345

    We all have that one yellow lab in our life.

  • @mlite30
    @mlite30 4 года назад +33

    She is so funny and I love how she’s always the voice of reason in her stories.

  • @stryk187
    @stryk187 6 лет назад +684

    Man, Kathleen Madigan is a goddamn pro

  • @greshamsmith3923
    @greshamsmith3923 4 года назад +34

    This is hands down one of the best storytelling skits I've ever heard. Masterful.

  • @borgholable
    @borgholable 6 лет назад +44

    when she said "i would like to buy" in french i just dropped , hands down one of the funniest shows on whats happening here

  • @herrgoeteborg2496
    @herrgoeteborg2496 5 лет назад +78

    I have watched this piece a least a 100 times and i can´t stop laughing... one of the best comedy pieces i've ever seen... What a natural talent this woman is! 😘

  • @pauliescott
    @pauliescott 2 года назад +17

    A truly exceptional comic.
    Her Mad Again special had me in tears.

  • @BrianSmith-ez9kj
    @BrianSmith-ez9kj 5 лет назад +34

    Been following Kathleen for over 20 Years, this is maybe the craziest story I've ever heard her tell- so good

    • @DonnaAbrams-qh7zt
      @DonnaAbrams-qh7zt Год назад

      Me too. I’ve seen her in person several times and never get tired of her.

  • @butch2811
    @butch2811 6 лет назад +275

    Thank you Lewis Black for always talking about this woman, she kicks ass!

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 6 лет назад +10

      I'd love a Lewis/Kathleen sitcom! :-D

    • @butch2811
      @butch2811 4 года назад +1

      @Josue Gutierrez-Clark Never knew Lewis Black was on Carlin's radar, but hell yeah!

    • @Lijaskurzeme
      @Lijaskurzeme 3 года назад +1

      They are very good friends. Lewis Black and Kathleen often go to the Middle east and in the USA, he is sometimes her (very overqualified , her words) opening act.

  • @michaelbrennan6123
    @michaelbrennan6123 6 лет назад +73

    Having grown up in St. Louis, I can can tell you this would happen to other people from St. Louis. She is hysterical.

  • @kirnpu
    @kirnpu Год назад +7

    Daisy - "Well that's great if we need something from the back seat". She's such a great story teller!!!

  • @522nibbles
    @522nibbles 5 лет назад +208

    I completely understood how she felt about her family. Honestly been in so many situations like she was in with my family or my friends. Me telling them it was a bad idea only to be told that I was wrong. I don't even bother anymore.

    • @hartmann4852
      @hartmann4852 4 года назад +11

      I was pissed off all show long because I just hate when people act stupid, don't listen and drag me into their shit because they're family or close friends and you can't just let them..

    • @Cora.T
      @Cora.T 2 года назад +6

      I'd get annoyed so quick, but she has that kind of resignation like its happened a million times before 😂

  • @relmcmillan
    @relmcmillan 6 лет назад +102

    Easily one of the best comedians and story tellers!

  • @devans00
    @devans00 4 года назад +16

    My love of Kathleen runs deep. One of the best storytellers of my lifetime.

  • @John-ih2bx
    @John-ih2bx Год назад +4

    The BEST. Simply the BEST. Thank you . I keep re-watching. Her mother's French accent was priceless (my aunt is French)! Futuristic tense? Wack-a-doodle ? Wow, brings back so many memories. This comedy script was written expertly/intelligently. Madigan has talent.

  • @mysterbear
    @mysterbear 4 года назад +45

    This woman is boss. Hell of a storyteller. Top standup.

  • @Ghoopty
    @Ghoopty 4 года назад +15

    “Looped into this caper of enormous proportions” is a hilarious phrase. Great story.

  • @sheilamason1895
    @sheilamason1895 2 года назад +14

    I’ve listened to this story many times and it still makes me laugh. Kathleen Madigan, I thank you because today there is little to even smile about.

  • @blackstrap
    @blackstrap 6 лет назад +271

    One of the best comedians to ever live. She never got her chance to make it BIG but if you are reading this, people who love comedy LOVE YOU!

    • @madelineharkins5643
      @madelineharkins5643 4 года назад +6

      True that! 1st time I ever watched her! Sooo good!

    • @karlajaeger2082
      @karlajaeger2082 4 года назад +9

      I saw her comedy central special back in the late 90s. Elvira kurt was also hilarious...so was the amazing Jonathan

    • @ronaldstarkey4336
      @ronaldstarkey4336 4 года назад +4

      The amazing Jonathan and his stunt hamster... only saw it once... lmao.
      .

    • @Julesinwonderland44
      @Julesinwonderland44 2 года назад +2

      I was lucky enough to see her at the beginning when a friend of mine owned Comedy Etc close to where she’s from in the late 90’s. She was just as amazing then and super relatable to talk to.

  • @michaelcross2959
    @michaelcross2959 3 месяца назад +3

    I listen to this almost every other night. It makes me laugh hysterically and thats really hard for me lately, thank you so much for being so funny.

  • @deannakell1990
    @deannakell1990 3 года назад +17

    I literally listen to her everyday. Kind of like an apple a day, but it’s a fall over laughter a day.

  • @marionmarino1616
    @marionmarino1616 Год назад +5

    I’ve seen her do this routine before a few times. I laugh hysterically each time! She’s great!!!

  • @andrewaguilar6877
    @andrewaguilar6877 6 лет назад +2732

    I remember I got told I was a little sexist because I thought Amy Schumer isn’t a good stand up comedian and I just don’t like women comics. My response was Kathleen Madigan is one of the funniest goddamn people on the planet and she proves it once again here. She should be so much more famous than she is.

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 6 лет назад +118

      Eggsactly. On all of that. Women can be funny; Schumer is not funny. I love funny women comics. How is it that I've never heard of this super funny woman??

    • @kashinimeyo
      @kashinimeyo 6 лет назад +80

      Amy Schumer isn't funny, and she isn't a good comic. I listen to comedy central on satellite radio all the time. Whenever she comes on I never laugh at all.

    • @valhalla1240
      @valhalla1240 6 лет назад +149

      Could it just be that a lot of female comics don't seem funny to you, because they're reversing the gender-jokes and the subject is only annoying to you, when your gender is the joke, but when male comics joke about women, you're not affected, so you can laugh? Because honestly, I find most male comics annoying too, because many many men have built their whole carreers based on anti-women-jokes. I don't find female comedians who joke about men particularly funny either. But maybe it isn't that _women_ aren't funny. Maybe it's just that women joking about men aren't funny to men.

    • @holysmokes1047
      @holysmokes1047 6 лет назад +19

      Valhalla - "My pussy stank, LOL!"

    • @MrShadowpanther3
      @MrShadowpanther3 6 лет назад +57

      You have a good point. I do notice that female comics do a lot of jokes about being female. As a male, I don't identify with many of the issues and thus the subtext of the joke is lost. I have never cared that my legs were hairy so the joke about "hair shorts" does not resonate as much as a male comic talking about swallowing his pride to just do what his wife is asking even though he thinks it is wrong. It is not so much anti-woman as those common things men encounter when dealing with women. Just like the exasperating things we do that baffle and irritate the women in our lives.
      It does explain the common allure of any comic doing comedy about things we all can appreciate.
      George Carlin once said "I'm here to just say goofy $hit. You already know it... I'm just here to remind you of it". It is the comics that tap into thing things we have experienced or can empathize with that we like.

  • @BigOlWookie
    @BigOlWookie 5 лет назад +21

    I absolutely LOVE this woman! Her stories never fail to make me laugh!!!

  • @chantellestokes2830
    @chantellestokes2830 6 лет назад +178

    All I could think about was them being the golden girls, she’s Dorothy her mother Sophia, the neighbor Rose and the younger sister Blanche😂😂😂

  • @paulamcdonald5446
    @paulamcdonald5446 4 года назад +14

    I cannot stop watching this, I am dying. Everything about this is so accurate if you have been there...and the story is absolute perfection. Best comedy bit I think I’ve ever heard.

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat 6 лет назад +988

    She is a classic.

    • @Cyge240sx
      @Cyge240sx 6 лет назад +10

      yep one of the funniest women ever!

    • @Neenerella333
      @Neenerella333 6 лет назад +10

      I can't hear the name Kathleen, without hearing her , as her dad, say it. Gotta giggle.

    • @tommypolizzi200
      @tommypolizzi200 6 лет назад +4

      Love you so much Kathleen

    • @MaryJoMamaJojo
      @MaryJoMamaJojo 6 лет назад +6

      She is by far the funniest woman comic to me. I wish I could see her perform live.

    • @mejamesme1
      @mejamesme1 6 лет назад

      @Dumb Nigra america is not a race. countries are not 100% populated by one race per country. the only thing you said that is remotely races is the word "raciest". im sure your hatred of stupid people expands beond america.

  • @katmandoo1506
    @katmandoo1506 5 лет назад +22

    I absolutely love her. She always cracks me up. Pure talent. 😂

  • @Tabfren
    @Tabfren 6 лет назад +605

    The 256 dislikes are from the Chinese mafia

  • @michaelrichardson6569
    @michaelrichardson6569 Год назад +7

    HA! Love Kathleen Madigan. Her story-telling ability is perfect. Did not know she made a "This is Not Happening" until now... So glad she did. :) She is the perfect traveling companion for Lewis Black as well.. and I cannot imagine a more fun and entertaining pair of stand-up comics.

  • @icequeen1781
    @icequeen1781 4 года назад +20

    Love Kathleen....she’s a great story teller with that hilarious comedy delivery....💖💖💖

  • @Marie-tf8ug
    @Marie-tf8ug 5 лет назад +10

    I’ve watched a lot of This is Not Happening and she, by far, has the best story!

  • @lisaleone2296
    @lisaleone2296 6 лет назад +51

    I shared this with my mom. I'm 46, she's 75. Same kind of scenario - I'm younger and a little more worldly and know I wouldn't belong in a Louis Vuitton store, my mom didn't understand this bit. At all. She said "I buy purses all the time, I wouldn't buy one that cost ten thousand dollars."
    And another classic.... "So wait, was the money counterfeit?"

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 6 лет назад +10

      Enjoy anything you can share with your mom, I miss mine.

    • @Research0digo
      @Research0digo 5 лет назад +4

      @@stormwatcher59 me too RIP Evelyn Marie Van Dorn 9/11/2001 FUCKING lung cancer

    • @sagebrooks6907
      @sagebrooks6907 5 лет назад

      Noduh

  • @bethgold2362
    @bethgold2362 5 лет назад +14

    One of my favorite comedians! I love sarcasm and stories featuring oddball family members, which we can all relate to.

  • @ShakeDownStreet0714
    @ShakeDownStreet0714 2 года назад +58

    😂 I'm from MO and I've had to direct certain "culturally ignorant" family members across the world. It's sooooo embarrassing😣 Love you Kathleen! Thankyou for validating my feelings on what I've been thinking in "whackodoodle" situations...

    • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
      @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 11 месяцев назад +2

      Lol I'm in Missouri right now and lived in Lake of The Ozarks/Osage Beach area for years!
      I know the outlet mall she's talking about 😂😂😂

  • @Brandon-of1xl
    @Brandon-of1xl 4 года назад +8

    Hands down, the best story told on that stage.

  • @breezy9297
    @breezy9297 6 лет назад +21

    I love Kathleen Madigan! So glad to hear new material.

  • @frankcoverjr.-jz3ne
    @frankcoverjr.-jz3ne 10 месяцев назад +2

    I’m in love with Kathleen’s dad! As performed by Kathleen!😂

  • @justinmas299
    @justinmas299 2 года назад +6

    Super underrated, one of the funniest people I have ever seen.

  • @LALacey
    @LALacey 6 лет назад +17

    One of the funniest comedians out there! She deserves her own show

  • @maloneybree
    @maloneybree 6 лет назад +21

    Oh, omg - she is the best comedian around~~~~I love her.

  • @keatinjames9549
    @keatinjames9549 2 года назад +5

    Kathleen is one of my favorite comedians! Every story just cracks me up!

  • @KkBo15
    @KkBo15 4 года назад +10

    I absolutely adore you Kathleen, keep the comedy coming. Thank you !

  • @222browneyes
    @222browneyes 4 года назад +525

    She looks and sounds like an older Emma Stone.

    • @fsamedi
      @fsamedi 4 года назад +9

      They resemble each other

    • @madmaria88
      @madmaria88 4 года назад +5

      omg yeah lol

    • @jmmartin65
      @jmmartin65 4 года назад +4

      hahahahaha that is so hilareous!!! I saw it the SECOND I read this lol!!!

    • @Chris71151
      @Chris71151 4 года назад +2

      Yes!

    • @JohnDoe-bu4wj
      @JohnDoe-bu4wj 4 года назад

      Why why why would you say that. You! Have! Forever! Ruined! My Mental! Image! Of! Emma Stone!

  • @sylviastreet
    @sylviastreet Год назад +3

    Where has this wonderful comedian been? She is so funny! I’m glad I found her!

  • @jimbonsf
    @jimbonsf Год назад +4

    Gosh, I love Kathleen Madigan! She is a master storyteller.

  • @mdmusil
    @mdmusil 6 лет назад +91

    I LOOOOOOVE Kathleen Madigan! I've laughed at her comedy schtick for many years, and she's still the funniest lady in comedy EVER!!!!!

    • @BillieJolene1
      @BillieJolene1 6 лет назад +2

      mm mm totally. I'd LOVE to do some sketch comedy with her! Tell her to come check me out!

    • @havefaith4358
      @havefaith4358 6 лет назад +1

      Me too!

  • @j-fo4753
    @j-fo4753 Год назад +3

    Termites! It's been years and this story has to be my favorite story yet! "I would like to buy,...one Papillion". Shout out to KM's Termites, see y'all Wednesdays at her pub!

  • @deahoover2300
    @deahoover2300 5 лет назад +100

    As a tour operator in St. Louis, MO: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT CAN HAPPEN with taking our Midwestern Nice Folks to Paris, London and Rome! Great material.

    • @InnaVitamina777
      @InnaVitamina777 5 лет назад +4

      This is also why it continues because your "nice folk" don't prepare in any way for trips,expect everyone to cater to them and speak English and are absolutely clueless about culture and history of other places. Not to mention the easiest to catch in a "duhhh" scam.

    • @paulbismuth10
      @paulbismuth10 4 года назад +3

      That's why Paris has a bad rep : scammers / clueless tourists. Scams are truly a plague everywhere tourists migrate in mass .

  • @chevytracker
    @chevytracker 6 лет назад +57

    Her mother sounds exactly like my grandma. You need patience the size of the sun to go through a day with someone like them 😂

  • @jillmariesmith6289
    @jillmariesmith6289 4 года назад +3

    She is such a sweet heart - she is a wonderful daughter and wonderful sister to all her siblings. I love her. I just discovered her and I have been binge watching all her videos. She is the best medicine during these difficult times.

  • @elisa.r.g
    @elisa.r.g 4 года назад +13

    I saw Kathleen in person and she is by far the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen.

  • @gungagalunga7761
    @gungagalunga7761 6 лет назад +12

    Kathleen is such a great story teller!

  • @siegeaye
    @siegeaye 5 лет назад +223

    9:47 “I wood liek tu baaaaii” 😂😂😂

    • @lizziecolon320
      @lizziecolon320 5 лет назад +9

      siegeaye omfg I’m fucking crying

    • @AKilahVamp
      @AKilahVamp 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂 IM TRYING TO LAUGH QUIETLY AS IT IS 2 AM

    • @ForsythJC
      @ForsythJC 3 года назад +1

      "wooooooone PapILLON!"
      This is seriously the best part of the entire story. Everyone I play this for always dies laughing at that part.

  • @rosemarythomas7391
    @rosemarythomas7391 6 лет назад +23

    She's the best. No question. Her bat cat joke had me dying 😂

  • @acacius9903
    @acacius9903 5 лет назад +11

    This should be part of a movie. I was laughing so hard. This was hilarious.

  • @ajp1282
    @ajp1282 5 лет назад +9

    Cracking up at the yellow lab part! "Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! It's a Tuesday!"

  • @lamarblake
    @lamarblake 6 месяцев назад +1

    Kathleen Madigan is an excellent story teller. Laughed my behind off!

  • @robingarrett3171
    @robingarrett3171 6 лет назад +134

    I love her so much. As an aside, if this happens to me at 79 I just want to stroke out and die. Place of death: Louis Vuitton prison, Paris France. Let the family legend grow.

    • @Research0digo
      @Research0digo 5 лет назад +7

      lol
      new lyrics for the old folks home dance, instead of freak out - 'stroke out!'....

  • @jennifermullin6258
    @jennifermullin6258 9 месяцев назад +1

    Kathleen Madigan is the funniest. I saw a Special She did almost 20 years ago. Best story teller. I love Her style ❤

  • @saritasi7819
    @saritasi7819 6 лет назад +456

    Hilarious. Bring her back I wana hear why her and her sister have the same name.

    • @winendesertrose
      @winendesertrose 6 лет назад +15

      It's in one of her older stand up.
      ++++++++++++++
      +++++
      Spoiler: I thing the other sisters name was/is Kathrine but it means something else in Gailic.

    • @saritasi7819
      @saritasi7819 6 лет назад +1

      winendesertrose oh thanks I ll check it out

    • @mjade1673
      @mjade1673 6 лет назад

      For real

    • @mjade1673
      @mjade1673 6 лет назад

      Gina Polly oh my 😄

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 6 лет назад +1

      Somewhere in her stand-up stuff her dad has an explanation...

  • @sheilaburns8977
    @sheilaburns8977 4 года назад +2

    Feeling low? ... Just go to RUclips and tune in to Kathleen Madigan. She's hilarious. PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.

  • @rethabilejelele1903
    @rethabilejelele1903 6 лет назад +17

    Oh my goodness I've missed her sooo much😫😫. Definitely a fav!!!🕺

  • @FunDreya
    @FunDreya 5 лет назад +327

    Refreshing to hear a stand-up piece that's not about sex :)

    • @onusgumboot5565
      @onusgumboot5565 4 года назад +19

      I've seen Kathleen a few times, and she never does sex jokes.
      I really respect her for that
      It really is refreshing to hear jokes. not just gross out dirty word stuff

    • @MrPernell27
      @MrPernell27 4 года назад +2

      Fuck off. Grow up

    • @elleraquel9146
      @elleraquel9146 4 года назад +9

      It actually is refreshing

    • @joshbuchanan8541
      @joshbuchanan8541 4 года назад +7

      @@MrPernell27 no you

    • @acarroll1714
      @acarroll1714 4 года назад +1

      So sex makes you uncomfortable... got it.

  • @Nanancay
    @Nanancay 4 года назад +12

    This woman is such a good storyteller, I laughed so hard LMFAOO

  • @eggznbakey1
    @eggznbakey1 4 года назад +4

    What an amazing story teller this woman is! First time I've ever watched her and I thought she was fantastic!

  • @cyberhansa
    @cyberhansa 4 года назад +4

    I rewatch this every few months or so. I love Kathleen Madigan! 😍

  • @MrGwils55
    @MrGwils55 3 месяца назад +1

    I love to see how many years this has been going round. I'm glad I found her and this skit today. I will pass it on to my kids to keep it going.😅😅😂❤❤

  • @baymuscle97
    @baymuscle97 3 года назад +3

    Kathleen Madigan has been a favorite of mine for many years! This was another funny set!

  • @frenchtoast7742
    @frenchtoast7742 2 года назад +20

    I’m French and I am dying . This is too cute ! Lol

  • @starmessenger
    @starmessenger 6 месяцев назад +1

    My introduction to Kathleen was when she was a contestant in season 2 of Last Comic Standing. I have been a fan of hers ever since. Her comedy is brilliant, but it's more than that that makes her stand out.. it's something about her laugh, her smiling eyes, her voice, her mannerisms, and her delivery. In other words, she is the whole perfect enchilada, and miles above the rest!

  • @airlinena
    @airlinena 6 лет назад +37

    The funniest person on earth! *LOVE YOU KATHLEEN!!*

  • @sandytrunks
    @sandytrunks 5 лет назад +1

    One of the best bits I have ever heard. Kathleen Madigan is top shelf!