BTW, we DO study geography in school. Here's the thing, for something to be funny it actually has to have a kernel of truth, and your "comedy" does not.
True story. At an international conference VIP party, some Canadians were playing pool. They stayed quite late and the host said to me, "I need to get some sleep, how do you suppose I get 5 drunk Canadians out of my room?" "Easy, they're Canadians, just ask them!" 🤣 😂 🤣 And of course it worked lol
Technically, Canada does NOT have free Healthcare. Healthcare is paid for via our taxes. Thus, we pay more in taxes here as compared to America BUT I would rather pay more in taxes so that our citizens are healthier and better educated! In the grand scheme of things, it benefits us more than not.
Healthier, better educated? Have you been outside in the past decades? Those people do not exist. Marginally better educated, definitely not healthier.
That's not even technically correct sure the basics are paid for by taxes. But what we have is the equivalent of a free trial. You get the bare bones basics. Anything over and above costs money.
What everyone means by free healthcare is that you don't have to pay for it up front all by yourself. It's paid for collectively through taxes. Everyone knows this already. You don't have to correct us with a 'technicality'.
As a European, i believe Canada has 2 modes: "I'm sorry" and "You'll be sorry" Canadian troops in WW1 where the reason for half the stuff in the Geneva Convention FFS (Yes, i know that an exaggeration, just pointing out Canadians aren't the push-overs a certain type of Americans think they are)
@@ThouDailyBlab You're already invaded in Perth with an American naval fleet there bigger than your entire armed forces. You are literally our servants, so there is no reason to invade as we have already made you our subservients. Hahahaha.
Whenever the Canadians were in battle during WWI, their battle line formed a salient or a bulge because the Germans were afraid to attack them. The Canadians were the only troops that were able to capture the Vimy Ridge, a land mark in Canadian history. Every Canadian should visit Vimy. It is quite an experience. We may not have a large armed forces at present but we invariably win during battle 'games'. As a Canadian vet, I am very proud.
*he plans on executing the generals, threatening the enlisted so he can use them for his own evil agenda and that is to destroy American people and destroy our country. He's too steeped in his must have adoration or else. You guys have nothing to worry about and either does mexico. trump is only capable of spewing out of his A$$.
Canadian health care is not free. Canada has taxes just like we do in the states. They pay for their health care when they pay their taxes. The difference between Canada and the United States is that health care is not a for profit function and the cost is kept low because it is spread among the Canadian taxpayers. Some in my country call it socialism. I call it smart
The reason why your health care is free is the government RATIONS and DELAYS your health care. I have seen the patients in gurneys for multiple days in the hospital corridors because there isn't a true hospital bed available. I have known patients that have waited for months to undergo surgery.
Interesting. I live just across the border from BC and get to me lots of Canadians, and a LOT, in fact, most, tell me they're not coming to Washington for the weather, which is pretty much the same as there's; they're here for a medical treatment that they grew tired of waiting for in BC. 'Course, these are those evil, capitalist, Canadians that can afford it.
@@ronclark9724 Oh you mean how every American complains about high price for food,goods, housing and services... and not to mention, their high taxes as well?
@ronclark9724 Just because someone complains doesn't mean their complaints are valid. As an American now living in Canada....Canadians do not realize how good they have it and should stop whining about prices or at least stop thinking it would be better in the USA because they wouldn't survive in the US! When we discuss the difference the response is usually OH I should be happy with what I have. Yes yes you should. Things are not better in the USA vs Canada unless you are very rich.
The term "storm trooper" was used by the Germans in WW 1 to describe the Canadian army. They knew they were in trouble every time the Canadian troops were moved into their sector of the front. It was only later in WW 2 that they decided to use the term "storm trooper" for themselves. It didn't matter. We still kicked their ass in Normandy. The Canadians at Juno Beach pushed further inland on D-Day than either the Brits or the Americans. We closed the Falaise Gap, marched through northern France and liberated the Netherlands all on our own.
The German soldiers under the German Empire and the Third Reich never had real stormtroopers but imitations. The latter had thugs in brownshirts who were hopped up on an early form of crystal meth and were still relying on wagons and buggies even when temperatures dropped.
Sure ya did, did you defeat the Japs also?Man you Canadians did not need the yanks you and the brits did it all on your own.Why did we even fight the war? You common wealth countries where winning world war 2 with out the US.
Canadians are the ultimate warriors. They hate to fight, but when they do watch out. Let me put it this way. In WW1, the Canadian military was the only one of all the nations to have a unit within it's ranks to never retreat in battle. No other nation could make that claim. So yeah, Canada is a tough nation. They just like peace too.
If the US Army does march across the border, just put up American flags, and random US city names - they’ll march all the way to the Arctic before they realize they missed Canada. “No, look, it says Seattle - we must still be in the US…”
I was once told healthcare in the USA was more like a Mafia extortion racket. Might be a bit of an extreme comparison I thought. Then one of the Healthcare Bosses gets gunned down in the street like Paul Castellano, Head of the Gambino crime family.
@allthenewsordeath5772 I've met quite a few Candian snowbirds in Arizona. Not one of them had anything bad to say about health care in Canada. Perhaps they were wealthy enough to pay for their health care . Perhaps I got lucky and met them on a happy day. I'm fairly certain that if health care in Canada was a true honor story, American reich wing media would be seeking out those stories to exploit.
Was working in Victoria and an American tourist asked me for the best road to Niagara Falls. He wanted to make a day trip there and back. Not too worried.
Never mind technically. How do we expect to have free knee replacements, thyroid cancer removal and treatment, bunionectomys, you name the operation….and not pay a cent out of our pockets. Of course taxes have to pay for that! Still, people in the states have lost their homes over health bills or so get their health looked after because it’s too costly. I LOVE BEING CANADIAN!
I love how they edited a picture of a Kinder Egg in so that americans get the reference. These are banned in the states, because americans can't be trusted not to choke on the toy when they eat it. 😂
Choke?, is that like the kind you blow our way with your nonsense forest fires each summer, you ridiculous deluded insufferable smoke blowing moose eating nonsense, eh.....????
Kinder sells an alternative version in the US called Kinder Joy, which are basically the same thing. US law bans food with non-edible items inside, so Kinder Joys are split down the centre with half the egg being candy and the other half the toy.
It was minus 16 today in Ottawa and dazzling sunlight. I loved it. I should mention that I am an immigrant from a place in South India where the coldest temperature ever recorded was 21 degrees. Apparently, I'm acclimated.
Glad you are managing, the joke is that the cold is the common enemy that brings us together in our fight for survival. Welcome to the war against winter bud.
canada is - first of all - a beautiful country. people are more civilized, better educated , more tolerant and less extreme then people in the usa. i am from switzerland and i have been living in quebec for two years and travelled for another 6 months trough canada. i have also been in the states for almost two years - in california and new york and travelled for 3 months around the country. therfore i can tell the diffrence from personal experience. canadians are to proud and to intelligent to ever become the 51st 😅state of america!
Ashamed of what passes for love. We are people stuck in a corrupt and greedy country. It sickens us all. We pay the highest cost paid for in death and debt. Yet Switzerland Canadian and the world at large do nothing but smile at this agony
Good people do not laugh at human rights violations and the resulting agony for Americans. They laugh at American hypocrisy, arrogance and entitlement and their backward hateful selfish values.in many ways Trump illustrates how stupid and trashy America has become.
@@AbrahamCasillas-t3o I don't understand your question. I know things, because I studied in school and read books and talked to people and watched documentaries. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS🍁
No, it doesn't. Canada claims kills that nobody has confirmed as record breaking. It took an Apache helicopter to confirm the only verified recorded distance, suggested to be the longest, deliberate kill. By an English sniper in the British forces. Ukraine has claimed the record several times in their war, but no verified proof is available. Just claims!
@@mortisthanatos6910 You know nothing, Jon Snow. Your overweening pride in your country and it's military is severely misplaced. In almost every world index, America list at near the bottom. Canada, Aus , NZ, and all Scandinavian countries at at the top of those lists.
I love being a Canadian. It's one of the few countries in the world that most others try to avoid making angry. I love it and am very thankful to live in.
@@hillbillybeerdranker6678that's not true at all don't talk about things you clearly know nothing about your "freedom of speech" you love to celebrate only protects you from retaliation from the government we have those exact same protections if your out there saying hate speech is okay you need to give your head a shake
A lot of Canadians complain about our healthcare system but I got hit by a car while walking a few years back and was in hospital 5 days, had X-rays everyday, CT scans, great meals and daily doctor consultations. Total payed was 50 bucks for the ambulance ride. And I make 6 figure income so it wasn’t financial aid for low income or something. I have a friend NC US, same experience (getting struck by vehicles is surprisingly common lol) and he had to max out 2 credit cards to pay for everything.
Here in the UK, we aren't charged for the ambulance ride either. There are right-wing politicians who want to change this, of course, because they are small-minded selfish scum who want to profit from the misery of others.
@@buddahluvaz8 you can either pay high taxes or buy health insurance. I prefer to buy health insurance. Here in the US our politicians have a unique way of wasting money. I can't imagine what a government controlled system would look like here.
I read where a family of 2 in Canada making 150,000 pays 16,000 in taxes for healthcare. In the US you can get private insurance for 3600 a year. In Canada the only free healthcare is for the lazy people who don't work. They take money from you with higher taxes to pay for other people's healthcare. It's that marxist communist system where money is take from those who have and given to those who have not. Lets say the family of 2 paying 16,000 a year in taxes, doesn't use healthcare for 20 years, they paid 320,000 dollars. Canada would be perfect for someone who didn't make much money or was unemployed, because you would get alot of freebies.
An American neighbor here. Love you guys. And, don't listen to Trump. I certainly did not vote for him. If I was a little younger and could handle your weather, I'd flee America and sneak across the border. Stay cool.
Ahh, but Vancouver has much the same weather as Seattle, So does Victoria, both in BC. It is our little secret. Canada is not all snow, plus the rest of Canada gets hot summers. Well they do if one is wishing 200 miles of the USA border, where most of us Canucks live.
The significant difference is that Canadians have a "collective" view of the "commonwealth," while Americans have an individualistic view. We are not socialists, as Americans may rant or have you think; instead, we think of the community's well-being. This is a significant difference in government policies.
Nope, still not socialism, if you’re only also considering the greater good when formulating policy, not just individual rights, etc. “Socialism is an economic and political philosophy encompassing diverse economic and social systems[1] characterised by social ownership of the means of production.” Plenty of private enterprise in Canada.
@michaellorenz9956 The Regina Manifesto has been the basis for Canadian socialism since 1933. Tommy Douglas's government in Saskatchewan was North America's first socialist government and pioneered medicare in Canada. In recent years, NDP governments have been formed in British Columbia, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario and the Yukon.
@@michaellorenz9956 People often get confused between forms of government and economic systems in political science.. Socialism, capitalism and communism are economic systems not political forms of government.
Only WE would be polite enough to agree 1812 must've been a tie, eh? Invaders declare '54/40 or fight!' Get not just repelled with the borders remaining same, but even the White House burned up if not down, eh!
From up state NY, have family in Canada and almost the same weather, honestly the whole thing is a family rivalry. When the shit Hits the fan we stick together like family. Don’t let the politicians get between the people.
@@GrahamKayComedy I used to go to Canada for work back in the late 90's into the early 2000's and had quite a few conversations about Canadian healthcare. I was told the meds are great, free, and abundant but try getting a doctors appointment in any reasonable amount of time, especially if it's a specialist... you will be waiting a while.
@@tscipio69 My husband was diagnosed with cancer and was booked for a biopsy within 1 week of them receiving files from our Dr's office. Sure there is a shortage but when in need they work fast.
@@tscipio69 Well, I live in rural upstate NY. It's no better where I live. I would have to be in NYC to get fast appointments. We have some good doctors, but they are always booked solid.
As an American, I think I am supposed to be offended by this man's truths, but I'm laughing to hard to work up a froth...Thanks for the laughter today...
This year in my home town in New Brunswick we had a few days in February where the windchill reached -45°C (-50°F) and a few days in the summer where the humidex reached 46°C (115°F). We don't need to travel 'cause all the temperatures of the world come to us.
Many long years ago, when I was not yet 7 years old, I got off a plane on the tarmac in Winnipeg and walked to the terminal building. The wind was blowing into our faces. I suspect from the north. I have never, ever, felt so cold. I was born in England and to that point played in snow every winter. Never, ever, felt so cold as in Winnipeg. Inhuman levels of cold. How people live there is a mystery to me. People do though. Congratulations wocookie, burton Cummings and randy Bachman. I live in Perth Western Australia now. We have the opposite problem. Summer. Yesterday and today went over 41C. Could you send us a little snow? I haven't seen the stuff since 2008. In return I could send you an egg I fried on the car roof parked in the sun.🤣
Last time I looked, Canada is still part of the British Commonwealth. I think they might have something to say about the US making Canada the 51st state.
@@pointyanointy1770 Someone said there’s 1.5 B members of the British Commonwealth that would come to our aid. I’m not sure if it’s true, but it’s somewhat comforting. Australians said they would come and fight and so would many Americans.🇨🇦
Australia would very put out….that we weren’t “asked” first ;) Seriously however, the whole thing would be a right mess. If Britain or Australia didn’t come to Canada’s aid, the rest of the Commonwealth (especially India and Pakistan) would wonder what the point of it all was.
@@timeodaneosetdona myself india ok so you mean India is yet to consider this as a question even after what, 4-5 wars and was assisted by which of these countries again?
I've always felt my personality would fit better in Canada. It saddens me as a lifelong Wisconsin USA resident to see how our entire society is crumbling. There is so much greed and hate now. Education is definitely suffering as well. Canada, you have many laws and policies we here in the US that could benefit greatly from. Unfortunately, the greedy keep the ignorant powerless. Make sure your beautiful country doesn't suffer the same fate.
Thank you for that. We are sure trying however the conservative government has turned caustic and we have not experienced the opposition government sabotaging the Canadian people like they are doing now.
It's a worldwide phenomenon. We already have the highest economic disparity ever up here. The right-wing party and corporate media have been destabilizing our whatever prime minister for years so likely our next government will be another slick huckster like a mini-Trump (his name is Polievre). We have homelessness ghettos and an almost completely bought government which is beholden to our (and your) corporations. We thankfully have fewer guns though. And we do have healthcare, though our Ontario premier is systematically destabilizing it in an ongoing effort to privatize it so he can sell it to friends. (He's doing the same to our public park and farm lands. You might have heard of his crackhead mayor brother who passed away (rest in peace).) So we're well on our way to where you all are, but while you all drag us down that road, maybe seeing what you good folks go through will wake some of us up. Thank you for your kind words and I hope you're able to resist and fly-in-the-ointment your way through the four years, and somehow stop him (or the people giving him ideas) from getting ris of your elections.
Its always nice to not go bankrupt from medical debt. That's considered a bonus, I think. Conservative politicians are still trying to change it to a US private situation. They see the potential billions in profit for themselves.
I wonder how long your healthcare can survive those millions of migrants Trudeau is flying into Canada? When you start giving free healthcare to people who never paid taxes or paid into your healthcare system, it's gonna collapse.
@@sciencedaemon It's a triage system. Life saving procedures go to the front of the list and get treated immediately. Others have a wait a bit. I once had to have an operation on my big toe, definitely not life threatening. I had to wait 5 months on total for the surgery. Didn't pay a DIME.
We will never invade Canada for 1 reason. We have tried twice in the past and they beat us both times. It's like when you were young and your older brother beat you up. You may have gotten bigger and stronger but you still have that same fear because you remember when he used to win.
@joejoe8322 Ah but Canada has the backing of the Commonwealth nations. Try taking down Canada and you have to deal with the UK, Australia, New Zealand, India and the rest.
@@joejoe8322 And guess what proportion of each can survive and operate effectively in sub-zero temperatures. If you had the vaguest grasp of history you'd know how similar situations have turned out in other countries.
I have been told that about myself! I can stand up for myself. I just make sure I wait until I have calmed down, before I do. By doing that, I won't say something I will regret.
@@RLDinBWK We had a concession booth on Lake Huron Canada- Port Franks. There was a motel next door. Americans came all summer long. I loved the accent and different ways of describing things and our food differences. We put vinegar and ketchup on French fries, candy bars vs chocolate bars, etc. We’re the same but different.♥️🇨🇦
Just to be clear Canada would fight back and NATO would also respond to protect Canada as per the NATO Treaty. Also, England and France have nuclear weapons. I am 71 years old and would join the resistance since I am to old for the Armed Forces. Do not take Canadians lightly.
Interesting take, if NATO's article 5 would apply if one NATO country invaded another. That premise may be tested soon. Greece and Turkey have been rattling sabers at each other for a few years.
@roywilkowski2326 Not to mention the Turk backed rebels fighting the US backed Kurds in Syria. To this day, a British peacekeeping force separates the Turk and Greek armies on Cyprus since the 1974 war.
The father of our health care system: Tommy Douglas.... His family tree includes Donald & Keifer Sutherland. And they're proud of it. That might add fuel to the fire.
@@minimaladjacent George Washington was British. All the founding fathers were British. The war of 1776 was a civil war. The War of 1812 was an opportunistic war launched by the USA, due to the British involvement in the Napoleonic war. In 1815 the British defeated France, Spain and the USA, all at the same time. 42 years ago Canada became fully independent, but it still shares a Head of State. A war on Canada would see every UK ally come to Canada's side. Just like Canada came to our side in 1939. As a Scot, Canada is not just an ally, it's family.
explain to this Canadian why a Scot of all people is boasting that it was an English colony rather than its own Nation? All those times when the English went North into Scotland to kill Scottish people while Scotland was under English control did that not count as an invasion of Scotland? the Americans did not invade Britain during those few pathetic invasion they invaded Canada geographically culturally politically they invaded Canada · The Americans killed Canadians, they burned down several Canadian Towns, including the civilians the woman and children, they burned down our Canadian Parliament buildings and several government buildings. Canada became a nation long before all of the paperwork was done, we chose gradual reform rather than Revolutionary War which you should be thankful for and so it took a while but we were a nation and a huge and hugely different country, long before 1867. Several Generations were born here, several nationalities came here to get away from the English mainly the Scottish Irish and the French which is all of my ancestors. I'm from Quebec City and live right next to the battlefield where the English absolutely slaughtered my ancestors civilians and Soldiers with incendiary Cannonballs and fragmentary Cannonballs · They burned down the city, they torched alive the women and children who had taken refuge in a church... yeah we were not a willing British colony trust me. I seriously can't believe I have to explain this to a Scot.
@@Mark-HaddowConfederation took place on July 1st, 1867. The British North America Act came into effect. The Act united the founding Provinces into the Dominion of Canada. That’s why we celebrate Canada Day on July the 1st. April 17th, 1982, Queen Elizabeth declared Canada an independent country under the Canada Act. We are regarded as a constitutional monarchy.🇨🇦
@@BC-li6zc Probably welcome the dozens of nations they are allied with, via their shared Head of State. Remind us why the USA triggered article 5 for Afghanistan and lied about WMD to drag the UK into Iraq. What would the USA do, except surrender yet again.
@@BC-li6zc last time we burnt down the WH, we also add to the Geneva convention rules... we are polite not stupid, "its only a war crime after the first time" #FAFO. 1 Canadian captured 20 plus Germans on his own btw... learn some history you are embarrassing yourself dear.
fan of his Devils Dictionary, 60 years now. My commentariat, " Graham Kracker. Back North. Puisqu'il ne parle pas le Franglais, ce n'est point un Canadien. Mean what I know? P.S here in US we have boobage not cleavage...they're called the magagagagged. Make Americons GropeHer Agroin, weakest MISSING links. >> Hear McGill is quite good. >> Lake Louise...what a memory. A moose stopped us in road somewhere...1950s. Saw the tide in Bay of Fundy, the permafrost line.... in Alaska, as territory, too. ...was made very ill in Madame Tussaud's. Almost tussed my cookies...mes biscuits. Mounty...what she said. See, us Amurrikins know gross. 145 less one. And hughmore. A rabbi, an eskimo, and Jim Carey walked into an igloo....Inuit phunny?? >> SCTV was out of Molson's, eh. danke. Don't worry...Trampy and cabinet of straw will get blown into dustbin of herstory in far less than 100 daze...unrestrained crazy, worse than 2017 by a thousand leagues under the See? > Even some magagagers may learn how to learn. A few. 3% enough. ~~~NB even Musk not crazy enough to get in one of his own rockets. True $ Dough not mean untapewormed brain. Frontenac, the copper roofs in distance....Rockies as beautiful as Scotland and Norway. Newer Scotia. Back to the hahas.
Americans forget the last time they attacked Canada.... Canada literally invaded, burned the white house down, and were never defeated...they just kinda got bored and wandered off.
Canadian here and as I remember from my history class because I actually paid attention one of the times we went down to the states and burned down the white house the Canadians responsible for it were a bunch of farmers who were drunk off their asses still sent a message though
US college grad once asked me, "BC ... is that on the East coast or the West coast?" Another asked, "what do you call potato chips?" Me "chips." Them, "what do you call French fries?" Me "chips." Them, "so.. how can you tell the difference???"
BC is comic strip - oh wait, you were talking about Canada. Odd - in Britain chips are fries and crisps are potato chips. I find it funny that here in the states chips are fires unless you order fish and chips.
@@yveslafrance2806 It's probably little known that string-connected mittens have been banned in schools as a 'choking hazard'. Would it ever occur to a kid to wind the string around his, or another's neck, for the worst possible result?
I don't think he would actually be the one invading, we do have over 2mil troops to do that. How many in canadas military? Oh yeah, 100,000 including reserves. How come 90% of you live within 150 miles of the US border?
We have nuclear energy and are about to build even more nuclear infrastructure. That won't save you from easily being wasted and vaporized instantly by us. Ridiculous deluded moose eating nonsense.
Take a look at Korea. Battle of Kapyong the Ausi's held one hill the Canadians the other, outnumbered 10+ to 1, the Ausi's being brave (3RAR) fought till they ran out of ammo and retreated in an orderly manner. The Canadian's (2PPCLI) also ran out of ammo and....called an artillery strike on their own position by a New Zealand battery (16th Field R), victory for Canada and a turning point in the war. Even having no ammo doesn't mean we give up.
I hate to be a pessimist but I think you are going to suffer for the next 4 years. Still, if you need a break come visit the Western part of Canada (Vancouver) where minus 40 degrees is forbidden. Good luck
Let me just say that as a lifelong American, I would enlist in the Canadian military if the US invaded the Great White North. My grandfather fought fascism 80 years ago in Europe and I’d be happy to continue that family tradition. Plus, Rush is awesome.
Did your grandfather enlist in the Canadian army during ww2? I know many Americans wanted to fight for freedom and joined Canadian army by fleeing their own country when America's public didn't want to at first.
Detached retina . . .emergency surgery, follow up . . cost $0.00 . . .Catheter Ablation for WPW, surgical team, two nights in hospital . . .cost $0.00 . . . . . . .Emergency Medi-Vac for my son at 6 weeks old to Children's hospital, Vancouver . .4 days in Hospital, full recovery cost . . $150.00 for ambulance . . .Cost for my daughter to have a baby in the states . . .somewhere between $3500-5000.
Detached retina early last November. Then two trips by ferry to Vancouver because long weekend and no retina specialist available on South Island. Finally surgery here in Victoria, long mind-numbing posturing weeks, then pronounced reattached…$0.0. Ferry trips tax deductible, some minor expenses on eye drops, and a whole new respect for retina specialists and their laser spot-welding prowess.
Canadian, here. I've happily enjoyed the standup content, and reading all of the comments! This reminds me of comedian Craig Ferguson, past great host of The Late Late Show, when he invited four Canadian audience guests to the stage. He strolled a circle around them, asking their names, places of residence and occupations. They giggled self-consciously as Craig kept talking and circling. The whole studio cracked up when he said, "Give Canadians a hockey stick, and they lose their minds." Loved that!
@@sandydennis7948 No, I haven't. This is an observation anyone who isn't in a cult, who is analytical, who questions everything = a skeptic not a cynic...and who reads actual journalism vs BS propaganda.
About 20 years ago I was in Minnesota talking to a guy who told me his knee replacement cost $11,000. I told him I had both replaced in separate operations in Manitoba. The total cost of various items was less than $100. 🇨🇦
Well, it's not like they can call Mexican's 'Chili Canadians...' cause, we Canadians are chilly...and Mexicans eat, make, and grow chilis...haha, see what I did there? You see it right? LOL
The real reason the US Army would fail to invade is that you only need to be 19 years old to buy beer and liquor in Canada. Every Grunt passing a gas station will defect to Canada. lol.
Really beer and liquor!! Na all the legal cannabis shops they would be passing would be the equivalent to Dr. Who's Tardis. The entire American military would disappear inside and never be seen again.
Were educated up here. F around and find out, and if you don't believe me ask the Germans who were in the last world war they said the Canadians were ferocious Warriors who scared the s*** out of them.😂😂😂😂😂
Ask the Germans why u don't want to fight Canadians, who during world war one refered to the Canadians as the storm troopers. Their military refer to the Geneva convention as the checklist. Lovely people but you won't like them when they get angry, and EVERY TIME Canada goes to war again there's going to more things to add to the checklist. Just smile pretend it was a bad joke and walk backwards slowly.
hi I'm from Quebec another big reason that they cannot invade Canada is Quebec. Sure they could conquer us but they would spend the next three centuries regretting it bitterly. Ask the English Canadians.
We all know what happens when you don't provide quality schooling, social healthcare and welfare. Billionaires running your country and providing as little as possible to the working class with teachers working 3 jobs to make ends meet. We don't want to join your corporation ,we good on our own lil bro's.
I lived in or near Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan for the first 30+ years of my life. I enjoyed the small town life of Soo, Michigan and the stores and theaters of Soo, Ontario, across the bridge. In those pre-9/11 days, going across the bridge was no big deal for locals. I did my first martial arts class in Canada and half my friends lived over there. I was aware of people on both ends of the bridge who hated people from the other end. But I did my best to avoid or ignore those people.
@@LostintheTwilightZone I was able to wear my Levi's jacket from High School well into my adult years. But it had all my NRA award patches on the back. From a time when they cared about gun safety, and I was a Boy Scout rifle range instructor. I can't wear it anymore.
We can hardly afford to. We're too busy working to pay for a military to protect the rest of you from Putin-like thugs. Whose navy, with a pitiful token of ships from the rest of NATO, is it again that keeps the world's sea lanes open for international trade, especially oil? You're welcome
Loverly! Whereabouts in Britain? I am a Canadian Harris/MacAlpine but Scotland is still on my bucket list. I grew up with British schooling, including the most brilliant 2 years of my global childhood; ages 11 and 12 boarding in Devon at Dartington Hall School. My Canuck mum and 'me Yorkie stepda, roit' were teaching English as a Second Language in Jeddah where the 3 of us were living from when I was 9, then I had the greatest flight of my life, flying solo out of Jeddah to Heathrow when I had just turned 11 and on my way to Devon, when my flight filled up with fit young Scotsmen all in matching blue jerseys. Of course, Air Saudia does not only decline to serve a single alcoholic drink while on the ground, but never unlocks them until well clear of any Muslim airspace (Mafi sidiqui, ha!) but as soon as one round was served the proud Glaswegian footy team (Soccer? Rugby? Is there a 'regular' football team that 'soid o' tha pond'?) had just won a global championship in Riyadh, so the celebration BURST out. I must have been the only unaccompanied female with her hair showing to never get offered a sip, a smooch, or even a proposal of various kinds; aww come ON lads I do know what the Mile High Club IS already, eh? Or should I say aye?. A stewardess spotted me curled up against a window trying to read through the party as she was bringing a second or third round of drinks; she paused and asked the 2 fellas next to me to let me out and 'please bring her luggage down, too.' The first guy got up, but wandered away, while the one who had been seated right next to me got my carry on bag out and down, then hoisted it back up, just as far as his shoulder, and said 'wot kinna gennulmun'd oi BE, shudst oi abandon this foin young lady ta an unknown arayer? Oi MOOST accompany 'er 'ence ta th' foist CLASS!" She laughed and handed him another drink. "Right, so you wanna leave all yer (air quotes) 'mates' back all up in here? Look, take an extra drink for whenever your other seatmate returns. And aren't you lucky now, this flight is full back here, so now you two have the best seats in the whole place, with an extra seat you two can both rest with your feet up, or even find a lady to move over to sit between you!" We left, just the 2 of us, and that was the greatest trip of my life. The seat was huge, and reclined into a comfy bed, the meal was incredible too. I finished my book, restfully removed from the still distantly audible celebrations, then got to sleep most of the way there, as is so very necessary for those due a 36 hour day. @@
"If some countries have too much history, WE, have too much... geography!..." Canadian Prime Minister William Lyon MacKenzie King in a House of Commons speech, June 18, 1936
But really, our healthcare system isn't that free. We just manage our money differently, our taxes still pays for it. If you are not covered in insurance by your job (which you pay with each of you pays anyways, taxed), you still have to pay government insurance taxes, not huge, but we still get the money rolling. The system isn't perfect either, it's just a bare minimum we manage and it's been doing ok, doesn't covert everything, but in a lot of instances, it's much better than nothing. And to most Americans, it's fkin gold XD And our winters gives us a good reason to snuggle XD
Vimy Ridge in WW1. Look it up. France couldn't take it, The U.K. couldn't take it. Canada took it in a day. In both wars, Germans were terrified of Canadians. We took no prisoners.
That was just the SS, and only after a mass murder incident. Other than that, both the US and Canada were pretty good to POWs. My grandfather told a great story about offering coffee to a captured German soldier, and someone offered him sugar....you can guess the rest, probably....9 spoonfulls of sugar in a cup of coffee.
I worked for an American company in Toronto. One day I asked to have something shipped from the plant in Texas and was told they couldn't because "overseas shipment were done on certain days" 😂😂😂😂😂
I walked past a child playing on her VR set, and she punched me. Of course, I immediately and profusely apologized for rudely getting in the way of her punch. I. am. Canadian!
Canada is cool for one reason...beer, stronger beer. Wait...2 reasons...stronger beer and hockey. Um....make that 3 reasons...stronger beer, hockey and RUSH (and Triumph). Is that 3 or 4??? Oh ..and of course don't forget about stronger beer and hockey.
Monty Python did that best; Bruce: "Thassabout loik Amurrican beAH. Bruce, Bruce, and Bruce all chuckle. Bruce; "whassat then, Bruce?" Bruce; "Oh Bruce, 'tis feckin' close ta waterrr..."
@@jerryolund3713 I was Canadian born, but grew up abroad in British schools so coming 'home' to Ottawa from Jeddah for grade 10 I had a good laugh when a teacher warned me "Girls' hockey is kinda rough, eh?" Hah, I only roller skate, is there a skate derby team? Well the last team sport of which I had an active part was at my boarding school in Devon, where we ALL took part not just in gym classes but 24/7 in coed RUGBY. No holds barred but we referred to it as DnD; we did Dungeons and Dragons, but THAT was Down And Dirty. Especially the one day those arrogant beggars (I had picked up quickly the summer I first arrived back here the Canadian uptightness about the British terminology I had adapted to, so I carefully refrained from calling the Buggers eh ;-)) they challenged us to 'jess one match, no idEAR oo moight win. You gurls bin larnin' roit quick wiv us, so this one round will settle fo tha ole yeeeAR who kin be shirts anchu foin LAYdeeze can be skins!' We all gave each other, girls from age 9-14, *GRINS* which only we knew were truly our teeth being bared, and proceeded to make all those wally eedjits eat mud. It was a silly bet; we all swam nude in the pool, and in the River Dart, plus most of us had posed for outdoor art classes, so nothing new to see here. Just don't EVA try to force anyone to do ANYTHING! My son at 11 or 12, Canadian born but excluded from French classes as an apparent moron, but taught himself Russian just for fun, was with me in the South of France where my Canadian mother and Yorkie stepfather had bought a summer cottage close to Marseilles; a visiting Moroccan man asked him "qui est ton equipe?" "Buddy, he just asked who your team is?" "Lez Ottawa SenatTOURZ, eh! "Non, non, NON! Manchester UniTED, Barcelona, Qui est ton EQUIPE" "Bud, he's talking about (air quotes) *futbol* so... "Ah oui, bein SUR! Futbol! Qui est ton EQUIP!" Arms stubbornly folded; "Translate THIS for me please, OK? Do you know..." "Savez vous..." "The name..." "Savez vous la nom..." "Wayne! GRRRETZKY!?" They stared at each other, not from differing languages or continents. more like planets. There's a grown man who's never ever HEARD of the Great One? There's a boy without a futbol team? Mum, fluently trilingual joined in with a cheery grin; asked him if he had seen the much reshared everywhere newspaper cartoon shared during last winter's Olympics; Gretzky was manager of the men's team, and there was a cartoon of him in the Men's locker room while they're seated tying on their skates, so he tells them all; 'Play like girls!' The guy shrugged, swishing his hand casually back and forth; 'Ah, l'ockey la!' I still love the pic showing a soccer player collapsed to the ground, clutching at his invisibly 'harmed' knee, followed by a black and blue, bloodied and missing countless teeth hockey player saying "I'm FINE, eh, let's GOOO!"
This is me. Please give me a follow. I have tons of new stuff
I'm from Ottawa too. I skated to school (Lisgar) and played basketball. Six days a week.
🤣Oh my gosh! LMFAO. Subscribed bud
What a brainless nincompoop you are. You pay taxes through the teeth for that "free" healthcare and for the delays that go along with it.
BTW, we DO study geography in school. Here's the thing, for something to be funny it actually has to have a kernel of truth, and your "comedy" does not.
@@roderickcampbell2105go Lords! I went to Glebe
True story. At an international conference VIP party, some Canadians were playing pool. They stayed quite late and the host said to me, "I need to get some sleep, how do you suppose I get 5 drunk Canadians out of my room?" "Easy, they're Canadians, just ask them!" 🤣 😂 🤣
And of course it worked lol
That seems reasonable.
Canadians generally operate on a "just ask" mentality. @@MeiLee-t2v
@@MeiLee-t2v It's perfectly reasonable, to everyone but Americans.
Thats sounds about right your telling a person to leave because your closing does it not work like this in the rest of the world thats just sad.
Makes sense. Why wouldn't they?
Technically, Canada does NOT have free Healthcare. Healthcare is paid for via our taxes. Thus, we pay more in taxes here as compared to America BUT I would rather pay more in taxes so that our citizens are healthier and better educated! In the grand scheme of things, it benefits us more than not.
Healthier, better educated? Have you been outside in the past decades? Those people do not exist. Marginally better educated, definitely not healthier.
Technically correct; the best kind of correct 👌
As an American, I approve this message.
That's not even technically correct sure the basics are paid for by taxes. But what we have is the equivalent of a free trial. You get the bare bones basics. Anything over and above costs money.
What everyone means by free healthcare is that you don't have to pay for it up front all by yourself. It's paid for collectively through taxes. Everyone knows this already. You don't have to correct us with a 'technicality'.
As a European, i believe Canada has 2 modes: "I'm sorry" and "You'll be sorry"
Canadian troops in WW1 where the reason for half the stuff in the Geneva Convention FFS
(Yes, i know that an exaggeration, just pointing out Canadians aren't the push-overs a certain type of Americans think they are)
😯
America has never waged a successful war against Canada, though they have tried, unbeknownst to most Americans.
Or, as we like to call it, the Geneva Suggestions 😄
@@canadagoof 😆😆
Most is Americans don't know our own history and have forgotten Everytime we have messed with Canada we got sent home packing hard.
Can't invade Australia for the same reasons. They'd spend 6 month wandering around Austria wondering where the kangaroos are at.
No one wants to break into a prison.
They emus would have them for breakfast man.
Despite being an American, I am aware that we did invade Canada once. It did not go well.
That's New Zealand. New Zealand is the one with the kangaroos.
@@ThouDailyBlab You're already invaded in Perth with an American naval fleet there bigger than your entire armed forces. You are literally our servants, so there is no reason to invade as we have already made you our subservients. Hahahaha.
Whenever the Canadians were in battle during WWI, their battle line formed a salient or a bulge because the Germans were afraid to attack them. The Canadians were the only troops that were able to capture the Vimy Ridge, a land mark in Canadian history. Every Canadian should visit Vimy. It is quite an experience. We may not have a large armed forces at present but we invariably win during battle 'games'. As a Canadian vet, I am very proud.
Canadians had a very impressive record in world war 2 as well
@@tomricketts7821 I agree, but the WWI examples really stress this point.
Canada has nothing to worry about. trump has destroyed the military single handily.
*he plans on executing the generals, threatening the enlisted so he can use them for his own evil agenda and that is to destroy American people and destroy our country. He's too steeped in his must have adoration or else. You guys have nothing to worry about and either does mexico. trump is only capable of spewing out of his A$$.
Thank you for your service and I wish you a very Merry Christmas and the best in 2025!!
Canadian health care is not free. Canada has taxes just like we do in the states. They pay for their health care when they pay their taxes. The difference between Canada and the United States is that health care is not a for profit function and the cost is kept low because it is spread among the Canadian taxpayers. Some in my country call it socialism. I call it smart
The reason why your health care is free is the government RATIONS and DELAYS your health care. I have seen the patients in gurneys for multiple days in the hospital corridors because there isn't a true hospital bed available. I have known patients that have waited for months to undergo surgery.
Interesting. I live just across the border from BC and get to me lots of Canadians, and a LOT, in fact, most, tell me they're not coming to Washington for the weather, which is pretty much the same as there's; they're here for a medical treatment that they grew tired of waiting for in BC. 'Course, these are those evil, capitalist, Canadians that can afford it.
@@ronclark9724 evidence?
@@ronclark9724 and in the US healthcare is simply denied and people go bankrupt or die.
if that is a definition of socialism does that mean all of Europe's nations are now entirely socialist as they ALL have socialized medicine
Canadians complain about parking costs at hospitals rather than hospital bills.
Hard to complain about parking when you can never get an appointment unless you are prescribed MAID.
Yet every Canadian I have met complain about the high price for food, goods, housing, and services... Not to mention their high taxes...
@@ronclark9724 Oh you mean how every American complains about high price for food,goods, housing and services... and not to mention, their high taxes as well?
@@peppermint3808 AND their HMOs. UnitedHealth CEO comes to mind.
@ronclark9724 Just because someone complains doesn't mean their complaints are valid. As an American now living in Canada....Canadians do not realize how good they have it and should stop whining about prices or at least stop thinking it would be better in the USA because they wouldn't survive in the US! When we discuss the difference the response is usually OH I should be happy with what I have. Yes yes you should. Things are not better in the USA vs Canada unless you are very rich.
The term "storm trooper" was used by the Germans in WW 1 to describe the Canadian army. They knew they were in trouble every time the Canadian troops were moved into their sector of the front. It was only later in WW 2 that they decided to use the term "storm trooper" for themselves. It didn't matter. We still kicked their ass in Normandy. The Canadians at Juno Beach pushed further inland on D-Day than either the Brits or the Americans. We closed the Falaise Gap, marched through northern France and liberated the Netherlands all on our own.
The German soldiers under the German Empire and the Third Reich never had real stormtroopers but imitations. The latter had thugs in brownshirts who were hopped up on an early form of crystal meth and were still relying on wagons and buggies even when temperatures dropped.
One Canadian even liberated a town single handedly. Rip, Leo Major.
Sure ya did, did you defeat the Japs also?Man you Canadians did not need the yanks you and the brits did it all on your own.Why did we even fight the war? You common wealth countries where winning world war 2 with out the US.
& went back to the beach to help out the americans who where still pinned down. USA was late 2 the party & claimed more then they did.
@MonctonRad
Cool story, buddy. The first use of the term is attributed to Sir Walter Raleigh describing elite Spanish soldiers in the 16th century.
You are a big country.
You are the kindest country in the world.
You are like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.
---Robin Williams on Canada
Best description of Canada ever😂😂😂😂
@SusanMcEachreon lmao ikr..I always crack up when I remember it
... a man that died from drugs, divorce, etc.
Sounds about right...
@@sciencedaemon This is what happens when you choose to live in the meth lab under the really nice apartment.
Canadians are the ultimate warriors. They hate to fight, but when they do watch out.
Let me put it this way. In WW1, the Canadian military was the only one of all the nations to have a unit within it's ranks to never retreat in battle. No other nation could make that claim.
So yeah, Canada is a tough nation. They just like peace too.
Canada during peacetime-sorry 🇨🇦
Canada during wartime- you’re sorry 🇨🇦
And if all goes wrong, the geese and moose are let loose to wreak havoc among the invaders.
1915, we are the reason for a Geneva Convention
Mad effin Jack Churchill 😎
Most of the war crimes list is because of Canadians too.
If the US Army does march across the border, just put up American flags, and random US city names - they’ll march all the way to the Arctic before they realize they missed Canada.
“No, look, it says Seattle - we must still be in the US…”
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪👍👍👍👏👏👏💡 GOOD ONE I LOVE IT 🇨🇦🍁💯
We wouldn't have to go that far 90% of you live within 150 miles of our border. Why is that?
Maybe put your crappy education to work and think about that for a minute - maybe you will figure it out.
😂😂😂😂
@@joejoe8322 The same reason why 99.8% of America's population doesn't live in Alaska, it's cold up North.
In America, people are profit margins, not patients.
😢
I was once told healthcare in the USA was more like a Mafia extortion racket. Might be a bit of an extreme comparison I thought.
Then one of the Healthcare Bosses gets gunned down in the street like Paul Castellano, Head of the Gambino crime family.
In Canada, the state decides your fate.
6.6% die to the government -healthcare- with intent in Canaduh.
Over 10% when you add in their "medicine".
@allthenewsordeath5772
I've met quite a few Candian snowbirds in Arizona.
Not one of them had anything bad to say about health care in Canada.
Perhaps they were wealthy enough to pay for their health care . Perhaps I got lucky and met them on a happy day.
I'm fairly certain that if health care in Canada was a true honor story, American reich wing media would be seeking out those stories to exploit.
Was working in Victoria and an American tourist asked me for the best road to Niagara Falls. He wanted to make a day trip there and back. Not too worried.
A friend from the UK came to visit us in Ontario. He asked the same question about the Rockies.
Never mind technically. How do we expect to have free knee replacements, thyroid cancer removal and treatment, bunionectomys, you name the operation….and not pay a cent out of our pockets. Of course taxes have to pay for that! Still, people in the states have lost their homes over health bills or so get their health looked after because it’s too costly. I LOVE BEING CANADIAN!
And if you make less than $250,000 per year your tax rate is lower in Canada than it is in the United States.
1word Turdoo...
You wouldn't believe how fast Canadians could come together to defend our country!😬🇨🇦
Glad to hear that. Probably will come from Russia/China direction though, not from USA direction. We love Canadians here in the USA.
Are those the troops sleeping in tents so that "immigrants" can live in military barracks?
You wouldn't believe how fast they wouldn't lol
I love how they edited a picture of a Kinder Egg in so that americans get the reference. These are banned in the states, because americans can't be trusted not to choke on the toy when they eat it. 😂
Choke?, is that like the kind you blow our way with your nonsense forest fires each summer, you ridiculous deluded insufferable smoke blowing moose eating nonsense, eh.....????
I've been seeing them for years at Kroger.
Kinder sells an alternative version in the US called Kinder Joy, which are basically the same thing. US law bans food with non-edible items inside, so Kinder Joys are split down the centre with half the egg being candy and the other half the toy.
@SniffHeinkel No you haven't. You might have seen a US product that you're supposed to eat with a spoon. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DueySR they are not basically the same thing. That's like saying a McDonalds happy meal is the same thing, because you get a toy with it.
It was minus 16 today in Ottawa and dazzling sunlight. I loved it. I should mention that I am an immigrant from a place in South India where the coldest temperature ever recorded was 21 degrees.
Apparently, I'm acclimated.
Glad you are managing, the joke is that the cold is the common enemy that brings us together in our fight for survival. Welcome to the war against winter bud.
That’s great, 4 seasons are beautiful enjoy Canada it is a lovely place. Wish I could move there.
Did you notice how differently sound hits the eardrum in the cold and snow?
Is that -16c or -16F ?? 5:03 5:03
74 degrees at night here!😂 in the states. So. States that is! 5:03
canada is - first of all - a beautiful country. people are more civilized, better educated , more tolerant and less extreme then people in the usa. i am from switzerland and i have been living in quebec for two years and travelled for another 6 months trough canada. i have also been in the states for almost two years - in california and new york and travelled for 3 months around the country. therfore i can tell the diffrence from personal experience. canadians are to proud and to intelligent to ever become the 51st 😅state of america!
Of course Canaduh is nice to you, you're white, and have money...
Ashamed of what passes for love. We are people stuck in a corrupt and greedy country. It sickens us all. We pay the highest cost paid for in death and debt. Yet Switzerland Canadian and the world at large do nothing but smile at this agony
Good people do not laugh at human rights violations and the resulting agony for Americans. They laugh at American hypocrisy, arrogance and entitlement and their backward hateful selfish values.in many ways Trump illustrates how stupid and trashy America has become.
What do you suggest we do? I have tried to adopt a few Americans, but they always go back home @@bvanderford
Pretty smart Meria. Learn to spell "too" proud "too" intelligent. Forgot how to capitalize any words or just lazy? Otherwise good post.
"80% of American High School students couldn't find Canada on a map...and it was a map of CANADA."-A. Whitney Brown.
Who cares? Anybody in the age bracket doesn't know how to wash dishes by hand which is my experience with Canadians of that age bracket either.
No joke. How do you Canadians know anything as if you guys are any better at education?
@@AbrahamCasillas-t3o I don't understand your question. I know things, because I studied in school and read books and talked to people and watched documentaries. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS🍁
@@wendigo53 I'm just saying Canadians (including anyone from a developed English speaking country) don't seem very far off from Americans.
😭😱
one reason is that Canada holds half the top 10 records for longest confirmed sniper shots. Including 3 of the top 5. We'd never make it to the border
LOL.
That’s so kind😊
We'd just invade from Alaska. Canada only has 300 troops guarding it's arctic, the US has 30,000 troops in the Arctic already.
@@jessegpresley And there is virtually nothing in between the arctic and civilization. Have fun with that trip. Hope you brought lots of fuel.
No, it doesn't. Canada claims kills that nobody has confirmed as record breaking. It took an Apache helicopter to confirm the only verified recorded distance, suggested to be the longest, deliberate kill. By an English sniper in the British forces. Ukraine has claimed the record several times in their war, but no verified proof is available. Just claims!
I’d hazard a guess that if America had a go at Canada we Australians would be there to help. We love Canada
The feeling is mutual !
@nanoyabarrett8852
You'd never make it past the blockade.
Australians helping Canada over the US is hilarious. Your government and people would never do that.
Considering the US had to send our military to Australia to protect you from Japan in WW2, how much help would your military really be to Canada?
@@mortisthanatos6910 You know nothing, Jon Snow. Your overweening pride in your country and it's military is severely misplaced. In almost every world index, America list at near the bottom. Canada, Aus , NZ, and all Scandinavian countries at at the top of those lists.
I love being a Canadian. It's one of the few countries in the world that most others try to avoid making angry. I love it and am very thankful to live in.
You have those hate speech laws and no freedom of speech, so you have to be polite or you'll be thrown in prison fer 2 years.
@@hillbillybeerdranker6678that's not true at all don't talk about things you clearly know nothing about your "freedom of speech" you love to celebrate only protects you from retaliation from the government we have those exact same protections if your out there saying hate speech is okay you need to give your head a shake
You areDis armed and have giant animals that want to con some U.
@@hillbillybeerdranker6678no freedom of speech 😂😂😂 look like you don't know Canadians laws...
A lot of Canadians complain about our healthcare system but I got hit by a car while walking a few years back and was in hospital 5 days, had X-rays everyday, CT scans, great meals and daily doctor consultations. Total payed was 50 bucks for the ambulance ride. And I make 6 figure income so it wasn’t financial aid for low income or something. I have a friend NC US, same experience (getting struck by vehicles is surprisingly common lol) and he had to max out 2 credit cards to pay for everything.
Here in the UK, we aren't charged for the ambulance ride either. There are right-wing politicians who want to change this, of course, because they are small-minded selfish scum who want to profit from the misery of others.
I had to visit the ER on the weekend to get a fish hook removed from my finger (don't ask... ). Total cost: zero (because I live in Australia).
You must be one in a million
@@buddahluvaz8 you can either pay high taxes or buy health insurance. I prefer to buy health insurance. Here in the US our politicians have a unique way of wasting money. I can't imagine what a government controlled system would look like here.
I read where a family of 2 in Canada making 150,000 pays 16,000 in taxes for healthcare. In the US you can get private insurance for 3600 a year. In Canada the only free healthcare is for the lazy people who don't work. They take money from you with higher taxes to pay for other people's healthcare. It's that marxist communist system where money is take from those who have and given to those who have not. Lets say the family of 2 paying 16,000 a year in taxes, doesn't use healthcare for 20 years, they paid 320,000 dollars. Canada would be perfect for someone who didn't make much money or was unemployed, because you would get alot of freebies.
An American neighbor here. Love you guys. And, don't listen to Trump. I certainly did not vote for him. If I was a little younger and could handle your weather, I'd flee America and sneak across the border. Stay cool.
Trump is your daddy for the next four years😂
We'll crowd fund to buy you a coat if you promise to move to Canada.
Don't come here we don't want you.
Stay WARM, dagnabbit eh!
Ahh, but Vancouver has much the same weather as Seattle, So does Victoria, both in BC. It is our little secret. Canada is not all snow, plus the rest of Canada gets hot summers. Well they do if one is wishing 200 miles of the USA border, where most of us Canucks live.
Excuse me, I was PROMISED that Trump would make other countries stop laughing at us!
I live here and I can't stop laughing at us.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not gonna happen lol
Now they laugh about THE US!
How is rump going to stop people from laughing at canada thanks to trudeau getting massively burned by him.
The Commonwealth, Nato and the Canadian people. That's why 🇨🇦
The significant difference is that Canadians have a "collective" view of the "commonwealth," while Americans have an individualistic view. We are not socialists, as Americans may rant or have you think; instead, we think of the community's well-being. This is a significant difference in government policies.
@existentialpoet8216
Funny, considering you just literally described socialism in a nutshell, putting the "common good" before the individual.
Nope, still not socialism, if you’re only also considering the greater good when formulating policy, not just individual rights, etc.
“Socialism is an economic and political philosophy encompassing diverse economic and social systems[1] characterised by social ownership of the means of production.”
Plenty of private enterprise in Canada.
@michaellorenz9956
The Regina Manifesto has been the basis for Canadian socialism since 1933.
Tommy Douglas's government in Saskatchewan was North America's first socialist government and pioneered medicare in Canada. In recent years, NDP governments have been formed in British Columbia, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario and the Yukon.
@@michaellorenz9956 People often get confused between forms of government and economic systems in political science.. Socialism, capitalism and communism are economic systems not political forms of government.
@existentialpoet8216
Actually, most dictionaries describe socialism and communism as both political and economic theories.
They've tried twice to invade. Got arses handed to them by Canada.
They did get a new dome on their congress
Only WE would be polite enough to agree 1812 must've been a tie, eh?
Invaders declare '54/40 or fight!' Get not just repelled with the borders remaining same, but even the White House burned up if not down, eh!
Yes, we did burn it to the ground -TWICE!! That’s why their white house is painted white. To hide all the damage caused by the Canadians.
When did the British LET canada have a form of self-rule?
From up state NY, have family in Canada and almost the same weather, honestly the whole thing is a family rivalry. When the shit Hits the fan we stick together like family. Don’t let the politicians get between the people.
For sure. But I do get yelled at by Americans when I tell them
I like our healthcare
@@GrahamKayComedy I used to go to Canada for work back in the late 90's into the early 2000's and had quite a few conversations about Canadian healthcare. I was told the meds are great, free, and abundant but try getting a doctors appointment in any reasonable amount of time, especially if it's a specialist... you will be waiting a while.
@@tscipio69 My husband was diagnosed with cancer and was booked for a biopsy within 1 week of them receiving files from our Dr's office.
Sure there is a shortage but when in need they work fast.
@@tscipio69 Well, I live in rural upstate NY. It's no better where I live. I would have to be in NYC to get fast appointments. We have some good doctors, but they are always booked solid.
@@tscipio69 always exagerated
I lived in Canada for a year, arrived in winter 1992. I was only 4 then, all the memories I have are good.
As an American, I think I am supposed to be offended by this man's truths, but I'm laughing to hard to work up a froth...Thanks for the laughter today...
You’re welcome dude. Congrats. You’re the only person on the internet who’s emotionally secure and probably has a happy wife and or partner
All in fun. I🍁 enjoy listening to Weird Al's _Canadian Idiot_ .
I feel safe out here in Manitoba. We are protected by January, February, and March. Plus we are where C and F meet at -40 on a regular basis.
This year in my home town in New Brunswick we had a few days in February where the windchill reached -45°C (-50°F) and a few days in the summer where the humidex reached 46°C (115°F). We don't need to travel 'cause all the temperatures of the world come to us.
I feel very safe here in Quebec I'm surrounded by 8 million people who would rather die than become American
@expendablegerbil im near fredericton, the power went out last year for 7 days in -30. Who would want to live here willingly?
@@expendablegerbil I live in Florida. It gets below 45 degrees several times a year. A few years ago, on night, I covered my plants. ;-p
Many long years ago, when I was not yet 7 years old, I got off a plane on the tarmac in Winnipeg and walked to the terminal building. The wind was blowing into our faces. I suspect from the north. I have never, ever, felt so cold. I was born in England and to that point played in snow every winter. Never, ever, felt so cold as in Winnipeg. Inhuman levels of cold. How people live there is a mystery to me. People do though. Congratulations wocookie, burton Cummings and randy Bachman.
I live in Perth Western Australia now. We have the opposite problem. Summer. Yesterday and today went over 41C. Could you send us a little snow? I haven't seen the stuff since 2008. In return I could send you an egg I fried on the car roof parked in the sun.🤣
Last time I looked, Canada is still part of the British Commonwealth. I think they might have something to say about the US making Canada the 51st state.
@@pointyanointy1770
Someone said there’s 1.5 B members of the British Commonwealth that would come to our aid. I’m not sure if it’s true, but it’s somewhat comforting. Australians said they would come and fight and so would many Americans.🇨🇦
Trump wants to buy England. Meanwhile in Scotland they have police guards on his golf courses to stop the Scots burning them down.
They did. Many were a offended, most of them were laughing
Australia would very put out….that we weren’t “asked” first ;) Seriously however, the whole thing would be a right mess. If Britain or Australia didn’t come to Canada’s aid, the rest of the Commonwealth (especially India and Pakistan) would wonder what the point of it all was.
@@timeodaneosetdona
myself india ok
so you mean India is yet to consider this as a question even after what, 4-5 wars and was assisted by which of these countries again?
I've always felt my personality would fit better in Canada. It saddens me as a lifelong Wisconsin USA resident to see how our entire society is crumbling. There is so much greed and hate now. Education is definitely suffering as well. Canada, you have many laws and policies we here in the US that could benefit greatly from. Unfortunately, the greedy keep the ignorant powerless. Make sure your beautiful country doesn't suffer the same fate.
Thank you for that. We are sure trying however the conservative government has turned caustic and we have not experienced the opposition government sabotaging the Canadian people like they are doing now.
It's a worldwide phenomenon.
We already have the highest economic disparity ever up here.
The right-wing party and corporate media have been destabilizing our whatever prime minister for years so likely our next government will be another slick huckster like a mini-Trump (his name is Polievre).
We have homelessness ghettos and an almost completely bought government which is beholden to our (and your) corporations.
We thankfully have fewer guns though.
And we do have healthcare, though our Ontario premier is systematically destabilizing it in an ongoing effort to privatize it so he can sell it to friends.
(He's doing the same to our public park and farm lands. You might have heard of his crackhead mayor brother who passed away (rest in peace).)
So we're well on our way to where you all are, but while you all drag us down that road, maybe seeing what you good folks go through will wake some of us up.
Thank you for your kind words and I hope you're able to resist and fly-in-the-ointment your way through the four years, and somehow stop him (or the people giving him ideas) from getting ris of your elections.
Yes indeed. Someone from Wisconsin is basically the sam as us. You're already used to the winters. :)
Its the same in canada bud dont you fret.
You voted for the orange nonsense and you are amongst the most racist states in talking entire country. Shut , you clueless ridiculous nonsense.
Its always nice to not go bankrupt from medical debt. That's considered a bonus, I think.
Conservative politicians are still trying to change it to a US private situation. They see the potential billions in profit for themselves.
Julian Fantino owns Aleafia
@@theripper1705And I don't see him being fondly remembered.
Republicans in this country have been trying to take away our social security since FDR introduced it.
Bullshit. Delusional Liberal.
I wonder how long your healthcare can survive those millions of migrants Trudeau is flying into Canada? When you start giving free healthcare to people who never paid taxes or paid into your healthcare system, it's gonna collapse.
My fellow Commonwealthians, I love this 💖from Australia xx 🇦🇺🦘
Yay 😃. Love ❤️ from another Australian 🇦🇺 in Australia 🇦🇺. QLD. ❤
Hey thanks cobbers!
Morning ya diggers
Yes, the Commonwealth, let's bring it back
@@notlessgrossman163actually the Commonwealth is still with us, it's the empire that's gone.
We do pay for health care, schooling and child care in our taxes.
"Well, not paying for stuff is way better than paying for stuff."
you just have to hope you last long enough to get actual treatment.
@@sciencedaemon It's a triage system. Life saving procedures go to the front of the list and get treated immediately. Others have a wait a bit.
I once had to have an operation on my big toe, definitely not life threatening. I had to wait 5 months on total for the surgery. Didn't pay a DIME.
@@sciencedaemon: In the states you can wait for months for an appointment with a specialist.
@@sciencedaemon You just have to hope that your insurance will pay. Defend, deny, depose...
@@klauswigsmith then why do Canadians flock south for treatment of simple things?
We will never invade Canada for 1 reason. We have tried twice in the past and they beat us both times. It's like when you were young and your older brother beat you up. You may have gotten bigger and stronger but you still have that same fear because you remember when he used to win.
Canada's military 100,000 the US military over 2,000,000.
@@joejoe8322Didn't do you much good in Afghanistan where the Taliban numbered 40,000 with kalashnikovs and RPGs.
@joejoe8322 Ah but Canada has the backing of the Commonwealth nations. Try taking down Canada and you have to deal with the UK, Australia, New Zealand, India and the rest.
@@joejoe8322 And guess what proportion of each can survive and operate effectively in sub-zero temperatures. If you had the vaguest grasp of history you'd know how similar situations have turned out in other countries.
@@joejoe8322 It doesn't change what I said. Try reading my comment.
What America doesn’t understand is that we as Canadians can be very vicious.
Juste Un Trou D'eau is REALLY SCARY!!
😉😉😉
I have been told that about myself! I can stand up for myself. I just make sure I wait until I have calmed down, before I do. By doing that, I won't say something I will regret.
@@manlybaker3098 Have you ever heard of Voting? Personally, I do not face the loss of my right to vote. I WILL be voting against him, when I can.
Love Canada!
Grew up in-between MI. and ONT.
Half my family lives in Canada.
We share more than a border, we share blood family.
Who did you vote for?
@@RLDinBWK
We had a concession booth on Lake Huron Canada- Port Franks. There was a motel next door. Americans came all summer long. I loved the accent and different ways of describing things and our food differences. We put vinegar and ketchup on French fries, candy bars vs chocolate bars, etc. We’re the same but different.♥️🇨🇦
the blood of the natives?
@@reginaldbowls7180 good question!
Same here grew up near Flint, family in Quebec
We pay taxes for our health care > It is not perfect but we don't have to worry about losing our homes if we get sick. Bottom line.
Just to be clear Canada would fight back and NATO would also respond to protect Canada as per the NATO Treaty. Also, England and France have nuclear weapons. I am 71 years old and would join the resistance since I am to old for the Armed Forces. Do not take Canadians lightly.
@jamestimlin856
Just to be clear, NATO doesn't do anything unless the US pays for it.
I'm 59 and I'd be joining up too. Nobody's taking away my Canada either.
@@BillMartin-h2g keep on telling yourself that. American's are great at revisionist history.
Interesting take, if NATO's article 5 would apply if one NATO country invaded another. That premise may be tested soon. Greece and Turkey have been rattling sabers at each other for a few years.
@roywilkowski2326
Not to mention the Turk backed rebels fighting the US backed Kurds in Syria.
To this day, a British peacekeeping force separates the Turk and Greek armies on Cyprus since the 1974 war.
The father of our health care system: Tommy Douglas.... His family tree includes Donald & Keifer Sutherland. And they're proud of it. That might add fuel to the fire.
@BonnieLiz-hy9vs
Tommy the Commie Douglas?
@@BillMartin-h2g that must be his estranged evil twin
Not Donald Sutherland . Kiefer's mother , actress Shirley Douglas was Tommy Douglas's daughter . ❤️🇨🇦
We actually did invade Canada twice. Once in the Revolutionary War and again in 1812. Obviously, it did not work.
Interesting. Can you explain to this Scot when you think Canada was founded?
@@Mark-Haddow do you think Americans on what was us soil call themselves brits...smh. moot point dear.
@@minimaladjacent
George Washington was British. All the founding fathers were British. The war of 1776 was a civil war. The War of 1812 was an opportunistic war launched by the USA, due to the British involvement in the Napoleonic war. In 1815 the British defeated France, Spain and the USA, all at the same time. 42 years ago Canada became fully independent, but it still shares a Head of State. A war on Canada would see every UK ally come to Canada's side. Just like Canada came to our side in 1939. As a Scot, Canada is not just an ally, it's family.
explain to this Canadian why a Scot of all people is boasting that it was an English colony rather than its own Nation? All those times when the English went North into Scotland to kill Scottish people while Scotland was under English control did that not count as an invasion of Scotland? the Americans did not invade Britain during those few pathetic invasion they invaded Canada geographically culturally politically they invaded Canada · The Americans killed Canadians, they burned down several Canadian Towns, including the civilians the woman and children, they burned down our Canadian Parliament buildings and several government buildings. Canada became a nation long before all of the paperwork was done, we chose gradual reform rather than Revolutionary War which you should be thankful for and so it took a while but we were a nation and a huge and hugely different country, long before 1867. Several Generations were born here, several nationalities came here to get away from the English mainly the Scottish Irish and the French which is all of my ancestors. I'm from Quebec City and live right next to the battlefield where the English absolutely slaughtered my ancestors civilians and Soldiers with incendiary Cannonballs and fragmentary Cannonballs · They burned down the city, they torched alive the women and children who had taken refuge in a church... yeah we were not a willing British colony trust me. I seriously can't believe I have to explain this to a Scot.
@@Mark-HaddowConfederation took place on July 1st, 1867. The British North America Act came into effect. The Act united the founding Provinces into the Dominion of Canada. That’s why we celebrate Canada Day on July the 1st. April 17th, 1982, Queen Elizabeth declared Canada an independent country under the Canada Act. We are regarded as a constitutional monarchy.🇨🇦
Go ahead Trump.
Bring it.
We won't seem as polite if you decide to assimilate Canada
Lol. You're after Panama
What would Canadians do? Hurl insults?
@@BC-li6zc
Probably welcome the dozens of nations they are allied with, via their shared Head of State. Remind us why the USA triggered article 5 for Afghanistan and lied about WMD to drag the UK into Iraq. What would the USA do, except surrender yet again.
@@BC-li6zc last time we burnt down the WH, we also add to the Geneva convention rules... we are polite not stupid, "its only a war crime after the first time" #FAFO.
1 Canadian captured 20 plus Germans on his own btw... learn some history you are embarrassing yourself dear.
@@conr2141 people have been talked out of nukes plenty of times
Ambrose Bierce: “War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.”
That is hilarious.
And God has been a great teacher, eh...??? Ridiculous deluded impotent nonsense from a an impotent nonsense parasite country.
Brilliant!
fan of his Devils Dictionary, 60 years now. My commentariat,
" Graham Kracker. Back North. Puisqu'il ne parle pas le Franglais, ce n'est point un Canadien. Mean what I know? P.S here in US we have boobage not cleavage...they're called the magagagagged. Make Americons GropeHer Agroin, weakest MISSING links. >> Hear McGill is quite good. >> Lake Louise...what a memory. A moose stopped us in road somewhere...1950s. Saw the tide in Bay of Fundy, the permafrost line.... in Alaska, as territory, too. ...was made very ill in Madame Tussaud's. Almost tussed my cookies...mes biscuits. Mounty...what she said. See, us Amurrikins know gross. 145 less one. And hughmore. A rabbi, an eskimo, and Jim Carey walked into an igloo....Inuit phunny?? >> SCTV was out of Molson's, eh. danke.
Don't worry...Trampy and cabinet of straw will get blown into dustbin of herstory in far less than 100 daze...unrestrained crazy, worse than 2017 by a thousand leagues under the See? > Even some magagagers may learn how to learn. A few. 3% enough. ~~~NB even Musk not crazy enough to get in one of his own rockets. True $ Dough not mean untapewormed brain.
Frontenac, the copper roofs in distance....Rockies as beautiful as Scotland and Norway. Newer Scotia. Back to the hahas.
Most underrated author
Americans forget the last time they attacked Canada.... Canada literally invaded, burned the white house down, and were never defeated...they just kinda got bored and wandered off.
Were they at least sorry about it??
@@macdieter23558
Sorry, but no we never were.
Canadian here and as I remember from my history class because I actually paid attention one of the times we went down to the states and burned down the white house the Canadians responsible for it were a bunch of farmers who were drunk off their asses still sent a message though
Technically, we were not Canadians then as we were still British subjects in a British colony . . .
@@macdieter23558 Of course, but also probably not.
American here, whose Newfoundland-er grandparents immigrated here 100 years ago ... Will you take me back???
Go ahead. Nobody is stopping you.
Once a Newfie, always a Newfie.
Canada🍁 has welcomed political refugees from USA for 2.5 centuries. Just apply early.
Newfoundlanders weren't Canadian when your grandparents left, so you'll have to take that up with the newfies themselves
Yes by come on back to the rock.
US college grad once asked me, "BC ... is that on the East coast or the West coast?"
Another asked, "what do you call potato chips?" Me "chips." Them, "what do you call French fries?" Me "chips." Them, "so.. how can you tell the difference???"
BC is comic strip - oh wait, you were talking about Canada.
Odd - in Britain chips are fries and crisps are potato chips. I find it funny that here in the states chips are fires unless you order fish and chips.
trust me those are not the people who will be incharge of the operations. it would be actually the same people who got osama.
We don't call fries chips.. we call them fries
Trump cannot invade Canada because it’s cold here, and I assume he cannot afford any more shrinkage.
Also, he would have to buy mittens, the kind that are connected by a string
@@yveslafrance2806 It's probably little known that string-connected mittens have been banned in schools as a 'choking hazard'. Would it ever occur to a kid to wind the string around his, or another's neck, for the worst possible result?
The US soldiers would also immediately surrender and defect after experiencing true freedom.
I don't think he would actually be the one invading, we do have over 2mil troops to do that. How many in canadas military? Oh yeah, 100,000 including reserves. How come 90% of you live within 150 miles of the US border?
It’s only cold in winter. We have four seasons.
"um actually canada is the 51st state" nah bro yall canadians are a treasure
cheers from lebanon🇱🇧🤝🇨🇦
THANK U , FROM CANADA EH, STAY SAFE AND STRONG 😊
I’m Canadian but f**k that shid
Maybe we need to remind them what happened the last time they tried that in 1812.
I like working 26 hours and receiving full benefits on top of Ohip.
Then, not having to jump through hoops to use it.
Cause look up Canadians in WW 1&2. And then look up where most of the power for the manufacturing belt of America comes from.
We have nuclear energy and are about to build even more nuclear infrastructure. That won't save you from easily being wasted and vaporized instantly by us. Ridiculous deluded moose eating nonsense.
Take a look at Korea. Battle of Kapyong the Ausi's held one hill the Canadians the other, outnumbered 10+ to 1, the Ausi's being brave (3RAR) fought till they ran out of ammo and retreated in an orderly manner. The Canadian's (2PPCLI) also ran out of ammo and....called an artillery strike on their own position by a New Zealand battery (16th Field R), victory for Canada and a turning point in the war. Even having no ammo doesn't mean we give up.
And quite a bit of food comes in to the USA from Canada. Trump and his tariffs will sink the USA.
I always feel like I should apologize for my country to Canada. So sorry about Trump.
I think you should move there.
I hate to be a pessimist but I think you are going to suffer for the next 4 years. Still, if you need a break come visit the Western part of Canada (Vancouver) where minus 40 degrees is forbidden. Good luck
@@TK-cl1jm There are many of us thinking about that.
@@rogersalyer3798 I'll help you pack.
I've skated on the Rideau Canal in Ottawa. It was delightful to skate a long route rather than circling around in a hockey rink!
He's got to love it now that the material practically writes itself...
Let me just say that as a lifelong American, I would enlist in the Canadian military if the US invaded the Great White North. My grandfather fought fascism 80 years ago in Europe and I’d be happy to continue that family tradition. Plus, Rush is awesome.
Thank you for this, from the bottom of my heart!
Rush _was_ awesome. No Neil, no Rush.
@ Neil was an avowed anti-fascist.
Did your grandfather enlist in the Canadian army during ww2? I know many Americans wanted to fight for freedom and joined Canadian army by fleeing their own country when America's public didn't want to at first.
@ No, United States Army.
Canadians should be exempt from paying US road tolls.
Only if they stay home and keep their snotty attitudes and horrid driving habits out of southern Arizona every winter.
Detached retina . . .emergency surgery, follow up . . cost $0.00 . . .Catheter Ablation for WPW, surgical team, two nights in hospital . . .cost $0.00 . . . . . . .Emergency Medi-Vac for my son at 6 weeks old to Children's hospital, Vancouver . .4 days in Hospital, full recovery cost . . $150.00 for ambulance . . .Cost for my daughter to have a baby in the states . . .somewhere between $3500-5000.
Detached retina early last November. Then two trips by ferry to Vancouver because long weekend and no retina specialist available on South Island. Finally surgery here in Victoria, long mind-numbing posturing weeks, then pronounced reattached…$0.0. Ferry trips tax deductible, some minor expenses on eye drops, and a whole new respect for retina specialists and their laser spot-welding prowess.
Only $3500-$5000 to have babies in the US? I was *fully* insured when I was in the US and it costed me $6,500 (2009 & 2011).
I'm not sure of the numbers but I bet you are more correct . . .we gave her at least 3500 for that . .
Canadian, here. I've happily enjoyed the standup content, and reading all of the comments!
This reminds me of comedian Craig Ferguson, past great host of The Late Late Show, when he invited four Canadian audience guests to the stage. He strolled a circle around them, asking their names, places of residence and occupations. They giggled self-consciously as Craig kept talking and circling. The whole studio cracked up when he said, "Give Canadians a hockey stick, and they lose their minds." Loved that!
👉👉👉America is not a country with citizens. It's a business with employees. 🤑🤑🤑
More like a plantation with servants.
Speak for yourself.
@@sandydennis7948 No, I haven't. This is an observation anyone who isn't in a cult, who is analytical, who questions everything = a skeptic not a cynic...and who reads actual journalism vs BS propaganda.
Calvin Coolidge said it best, the business of America is business.... Maybe why America has the largest economy in the world...
As a Detroiter most people don’t understand that we enter Canada from the “south”. 😆😆😆😆
Thank you from another fellow Detroiter. I love my country but can relate to this funny Canadian. Canada rocks!
He steps foot here, and he's getting the UHC CEO treatment.
Check out Canadian military history. Don't mess with them.
@@JoshSees
Why Do Canadians Go Ballistic During War?, documentary.
How about the military today, canada 100,000 including reserves, USA over 2,000,000.
@@joejoe8322 It isn't always about SIZE......look at Ukraine and how they are beating the Russians.....
@@joejoe8322Don't forget Canada has backing of Commonwealth countries
@@joejoe8322sounds like Russia and Ukraine. How's that been working out?
About 20 years ago I was in Minnesota talking to a guy who told me his knee replacement cost $11,000. I told him I had both replaced in separate operations in Manitoba. The total cost of various items was less than $100. 🇨🇦
Super tight set! "Snow Mexican" is a superb phrase
Well, it's not like they can call Mexican's 'Chili Canadians...' cause, we Canadians are chilly...and Mexicans eat, make, and grow chilis...haha, see what I did there? You see it right? LOL
Yeah, Snow Mexicans are tight.
“Snow Mexicans” is what your orange headed clown referred to us Canadians. What a shameful, disgraceful, petulant child you re:elected.
Hey thanks!
The real reason the US Army would fail to invade is that you only need to be 19 years old to buy beer and liquor in Canada. Every Grunt passing a gas station will defect to Canada. lol.
Um.. I don't know about Ontario, but here in Alberta the legal drinking age is 18
It's 21 in the states. Ugh. Who listens anyways. I drank before 21.
Really beer and liquor!! Na all the legal cannabis shops they would be passing would be the equivalent to Dr. Who's Tardis. The entire American military would disappear inside and never be seen again.
that's nothing new Americans have been coming to drink here forever.
Et 18 en Kaybeck, eh! ;-)
Biff can't invade Canada because he doesn't know where it is. After all, British Columbia isn't Canada... 😂
Were educated up here. F around and find out, and if you don't believe me ask the Germans who were in the last world war they said the Canadians were ferocious Warriors who scared the s*** out of them.😂😂😂😂😂
Ask the Germans why u don't want to fight Canadians, who during world war one refered to the Canadians as the storm troopers. Their military refer to the Geneva convention as the checklist. Lovely people but you won't like them when they get angry, and EVERY TIME Canada goes to war again there's going to more things to add to the checklist. Just smile pretend it was a bad joke and walk backwards slowly.
@ianwatson-qt5zt
Wow! A whole nation proud to be war criminals.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m in Minnesota, your Canada winters don’t scare me. Most Canadians live south of me.
You've obviously never lived in Churchill, MB, Saskatoon, or Edmonton.
Gibberish. Mainland USA is entirely south of England in longitude/latitude. I'm in Scotland, hundreds of miles north of your tropical Minnesota
Yep, and Minnesotans even TALK like us, buddy. :)
@@Mark-Haddow
Wait until the Gulf current stops heating up your neck of the woods.
You mean Minnesota is not in Canada yet? Used to be a lot of back and forthing between Winnipeg and Minnesota and probably still is
“Snow Mexican” 😂😂😂
Love it.
Only John Candy could actually invade Canada...:-).
I'll always miss him.
Canadian Bacon is a brilliant movie.
hi I'm from Quebec another big reason that they cannot invade Canada is Quebec. Sure they could conquer us but they would spend the next three centuries regretting it bitterly. Ask the English Canadians.
I would have gladly surrendered.
Didn’t he do this already in a movie?🇨🇦
We all know what happens when you don't provide quality schooling, social healthcare and welfare. Billionaires running your country and providing as little as possible to the working class with teachers working 3 jobs to make ends meet. We don't want to join your corporation ,we good on our own lil bro's.
I lived in or near Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan for the first 30+ years of my life. I enjoyed the small town life of Soo, Michigan and the stores and theaters of Soo, Ontario, across the bridge. In those pre-9/11 days, going across the bridge was no big deal for locals. I did my first martial arts class in Canada and half my friends lived over there. I was aware of people on both ends of the bridge who hated people from the other end. But I did my best to avoid or ignore those people.
with his passport shown , we would not accept charged felons .
Nor convicted felons like trump.
In the late 70s, I wore a jean jacket and blue jeans all the time. And I am a New Yorker. Levi’s never go out of style.
Everywhere in the U.S. you find people of all tripes wearing blue jean jackets with jeans........Urban areas to farms......it is everywhere.....
@@MikesOrganicVideos Me, too! And a vest.
@@LostintheTwilightZone I was able to wear my Levi's jacket from High School well into my adult years. But it had all my NRA award patches on the back. From a time when they cared about gun safety, and I was a Boy Scout rifle range instructor. I can't wear it anymore.
My mum was canadian I'm British. I love this guy. Americans can't laugh at themself. We can its part of our cultures
We can hardly afford to. We're too busy working to pay for a military to protect the rest of you from Putin-like thugs. Whose navy, with a pitiful token of ships from the rest of NATO, is it again that keeps the world's sea lanes open for international trade, especially oil? You're welcome
Loverly! Whereabouts in Britain? I am a Canadian Harris/MacAlpine but Scotland is still on my bucket list. I grew up with British schooling, including the most brilliant 2 years of my global childhood; ages 11 and 12 boarding in Devon at Dartington Hall School. My Canuck mum and 'me Yorkie stepda, roit' were teaching English as a Second Language in Jeddah where the 3 of us were living from when I was 9, then I had the greatest flight of my life, flying solo out of Jeddah to Heathrow when I had just turned 11 and on my way to Devon, when my flight filled up with fit young Scotsmen all in matching blue jerseys.
Of course, Air Saudia does not only decline to serve a single alcoholic drink while on the ground, but never unlocks them until well clear of any Muslim airspace (Mafi sidiqui, ha!) but as soon as one round was served the proud Glaswegian footy team (Soccer? Rugby? Is there a 'regular' football team that 'soid o' tha pond'?) had just won a global championship in Riyadh, so the celebration BURST out. I must have been the only unaccompanied female with her hair showing to never get offered a sip, a smooch, or even a proposal of various kinds; aww come ON lads I do know what the Mile High Club IS already, eh? Or should I say aye?.
A stewardess spotted me curled up against a window trying to read through the party as she was bringing a second or third round of drinks; she paused and asked the 2 fellas next to me to let me out and 'please bring her luggage down, too.' The first guy got up, but wandered away, while the one who had been seated right next to me got my carry on bag out and down, then hoisted it back up, just as far as his shoulder, and said 'wot kinna gennulmun'd oi BE, shudst oi abandon this foin young lady ta an unknown arayer? Oi MOOST accompany 'er 'ence ta th' foist CLASS!" She laughed and handed him another drink.
"Right, so you wanna leave all yer (air quotes) 'mates' back all up in here? Look, take an extra drink for whenever your other seatmate returns. And aren't you lucky now, this flight is full back here, so now you two have the best seats in the whole place, with an extra seat you two can both rest with your feet up, or even find a lady to move over to sit between you!" We left, just the 2 of us, and that was the greatest trip of my life. The seat was huge, and reclined into a comfy bed, the meal was incredible too. I finished my book, restfully removed from the still distantly audible celebrations, then got to sleep most of the way there, as is so very necessary for those due a 36 hour day. @@
Even a comedian should know that “there is NO such thing as a free lunch!” Painfully true. Canadians pay taxes.
"If some countries have too much history, WE, have too much... geography!..."
Canadian Prime Minister William Lyon MacKenzie King in a House of Commons speech, June 18, 1936
But really, our healthcare system isn't that free. We just manage our money differently, our taxes still pays for it. If you are not covered in insurance by your job (which you pay with each of you pays anyways, taxed), you still have to pay government insurance taxes, not huge, but we still get the money rolling. The system isn't perfect either, it's just a bare minimum we manage and it's been doing ok, doesn't covert everything, but in a lot of instances, it's much better than nothing. And to most Americans, it's fkin gold XD
And our winters gives us a good reason to snuggle XD
Trump couldn't get past the Human Rights Tribunal. Yes, we have one of those. We are trying to learn from our mistake, not build on them.
Vimy Ridge in WW1. Look it up. France couldn't take it, The U.K. couldn't take it. Canada took it in a day. In both wars, Germans were terrified of Canadians. We took no prisoners.
@bobvester6448
But you did take in all those SS troopers after WWII, huh?
@@BillMartin-h2g no America did.
That was just the SS, and only after a mass murder incident. Other than that, both the US and Canada were pretty good to POWs. My grandfather told a great story about offering coffee to a captured German soldier, and someone offered him sugar....you can guess the rest, probably....9 spoonfulls of sugar in a cup of coffee.
Glory from over 100 years ago. Big deal.
@@lamplighter1968 Actually this is false, Canadians were known to commit war crimes against POWS
I will never get tired of jokes qbout yanks 😂🇦🇺🤘
Neither will I,and live here!HELP ME!
We Canadians wouldn't want tRUMP here to begin with 98% of us can't stand him much less like his screwed up way of thinking and doing things
Agreed!
I worked for an American company in Toronto. One day I asked to have something shipped from the plant in Texas and was told they couldn't because "overseas shipment were done on certain days" 😂😂😂😂😂
I love America, it's like a parallel universe every time I go. It's like everything is ALMOST the same....
try getting your hands on a pepperoni stick sometime, or getting vinegar for your fries.....
How about this: "Why not stick around in Canada? Who knows, you might just find a crowd there that keeps you laughing!"
Now wait just a minute, we're not all republican. 😜🤣
And yet......here you go again. Yeah, politics are cyclic in nature, because people have short memories.
@@claytonjacobs4098 no... WOMEN in the US are politically ignorant - THAT is how Trump won .
My favourite Canadian line is: I'm sorry, but I refuse to apologise.
I walked past a child playing on her VR set, and she punched me. Of course, I immediately and profusely apologized for rudely getting in the way of her punch.
I. am. Canadian!
Canada is cool for one reason...beer, stronger beer. Wait...2 reasons...stronger beer and hockey. Um....make that 3 reasons...stronger beer, hockey and RUSH (and Triumph). Is that 3 or 4??? Oh ..and of course don't forget about stronger beer and hockey.
Don't forget more entertaining football. I'll take the Grey Cup over the Super Bowl any day!
Monty Python did that best;
Bruce: "Thassabout loik Amurrican beAH.
Bruce, Bruce, and Bruce all chuckle.
Bruce; "whassat then, Bruce?"
Bruce; "Oh Bruce, 'tis feckin' close ta waterrr..."
@@jerryolund3713 I was Canadian born, but grew up abroad in British schools so coming 'home' to Ottawa from Jeddah for grade 10 I had a good laugh when a teacher warned me "Girls' hockey is kinda rough, eh?" Hah, I only roller skate, is there a skate derby team? Well the last team sport of which I had an active part was at my boarding school in Devon, where we ALL took part not just in gym classes but 24/7 in coed RUGBY. No holds barred but we referred to it as DnD; we did Dungeons and Dragons, but THAT was Down And Dirty. Especially the one day those arrogant beggars (I had picked up quickly the summer I first arrived back here the Canadian uptightness about the British terminology I had adapted to, so I carefully refrained from calling the Buggers eh ;-)) they challenged us to 'jess one match, no idEAR oo moight win. You gurls bin larnin' roit quick wiv us, so this one round will settle fo tha ole yeeeAR who kin be shirts anchu foin LAYdeeze can be skins!'
We all gave each other, girls from age 9-14, *GRINS* which only we knew were truly our teeth being bared, and proceeded to make all those wally eedjits eat mud. It was a silly bet; we all swam nude in the pool, and in the River Dart, plus most of us had posed for outdoor art classes, so nothing new to see here. Just don't EVA try to force anyone to do ANYTHING!
My son at 11 or 12, Canadian born but excluded from French classes as an apparent moron, but taught himself Russian just for fun, was with me in the South of France where my Canadian mother and Yorkie stepfather had bought a summer cottage close to Marseilles; a visiting Moroccan man asked him "qui est ton equipe?"
"Buddy, he just asked who your team is?"
"Lez Ottawa SenatTOURZ, eh!
"Non, non, NON! Manchester UniTED, Barcelona, Qui est ton EQUIPE"
"Bud, he's talking about (air quotes) *futbol* so...
"Ah oui, bein SUR! Futbol! Qui est ton EQUIP!"
Arms stubbornly folded; "Translate THIS for me please, OK? Do you know..."
"Savez vous..."
"The name..."
"Savez vous la nom..."
"Wayne! GRRRETZKY!?"
They stared at each other, not from differing languages or continents. more like planets.
There's a grown man who's never ever HEARD of the Great One?
There's a boy without a futbol team?
Mum, fluently trilingual joined in with a cheery grin; asked him if he had seen the much reshared everywhere newspaper cartoon shared during last winter's Olympics; Gretzky was manager of the men's team, and there was a cartoon of him in the Men's locker room while they're seated tying on their skates, so he tells them all; 'Play like girls!'
The guy shrugged, swishing his hand casually back and forth; 'Ah, l'ockey la!'
I still love the pic showing a soccer player collapsed to the ground, clutching at his invisibly 'harmed' knee, followed by a black and blue, bloodied and missing countless teeth hockey player saying "I'm FINE, eh, let's GOOO!"
As an American living in Canada, I really appreciate this. Hilarious! Bonjour from Montreal!
👏👏👏👏 I'm american. Left the country! Embarrassing shxt going down. 😅
Hard to laugh when it’s all true.
Only laughing so I don’t cry.
As an American, I approve of everything said in this clip. 😂 Love you, Canada! 💖🇨🇦
Legit had my neighbors dad ask me this within minutes of meeting me and finding out I'm Canadian.