Cringe Crypto-Rapper & the 3.6 Billion Dollar Heist | Detective Ridiculous
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The Bitfinex cryptocurrency exchange was hacked in August 2016 in the second-largest breach of a Bitcoin exchange platform up to that time 119,756 bitcoin, worth about US$72 million at the time, were stolen.
In February 2022, the US government seized a portion of the stolen bitcoin, now worth US$3.6 billion, by decrypting a file owned by Ilya Lichtenstein that contained addresses and private keys associated with the stolen funds. Lichtenstein and his wife, Heather R. Morgan, were charged with conspiracy to launder money. Развлечения
Tonite on Ridiculous Gear: Bricky goes on the run after robbing a bank. DK becomes a NFT Soundcloud rapper and Shy becomes a little detective.
'Bloody 'ell DeeKay, where'd all me money go?'
'Spend it on NFTs, innit?'
Just a little detective...
Kirioth is The Stig.
Lpl
Pp lol
I for one am impressed with Bricky's ability to track time by Call of Duty games. That means he can actually tell them apart.
THERE ARE DIFFERENT ONES?! O_o
I oddly enough remember the most of modern warfare 2. I played that campaign on the hardest difficulty, did complete it in one sitting, and I was fucking plastered out of my mind for 98 % of it as I was drinking fine french moonshine throughout.
Then I crawled to the bathroom, puked, and went to bed to cry. Grief makes one do weird things, like play COD.
Thus ended my relationship with COD...
I mean if you remember the main set pieces of certain levels of campaigns it's pretty easy to differentiate them and they actually are different but yes at the core they repackage the same game and sell it for $60 or more every year and when they tried innovating and changing all the braindead monkeys screeched and they abandoned all attempts at innovation so yes it's all the same game
I remember part 1 and 2. The WW2 ones, which were the first of the entire series, beyond that things get blurry^^
“We are living in the year 19 of the Brickorian calendar, at the age of Vanguard…”
IKR
“Oh she is still alive?” Has serious tones of “that needs to change”
Don't worry, she'll "tragically unalive herself" all of a sudden the second she finds those laundered funds. Just your usual 5 rounds to the back of the head type of self-unaliving, you know.
It's croc hunting season!
The painful cringing you can practically hear in Bricky's voice is almost enough energy to birth a new Chaos God of Cringe
Craig, Chaos God of Cringe, springs forth from the collective cringing by Mankind during the "RazzleKahn rap event".
@@Ch4pp13 we dare not even speak of it
Now it makes sense, they keep making cringe videos to keep their souls from being sucked in by the cringe god.
The fact that we're all cringing along with him makes this a very valid possibility.
Cringe is just another form of Pain, is it not?
18:22 The absolute despair I felt when the rap started playing was more intense than anything I've ever experienced. This is probably the song the Night Lords put over their flaying broadcasts during the Great Crusade.
Even the night lords would be like “holy shit man that’s too cruel even for us”
I stand corrected. It’s the soundtrack to a Drukhari raid.
@@judeblack4360 the dark eldars didn't even touch SLAANESH DOESNT EVEN WANT TO TOUCH IT
@@theenderdestruction2362 The Final Act is actually just Cegorach psychically playing the song to Slaanesh using warp fuckery
@@theenderdestruction2362 Another way for the drukhari to ward off Slaanesh is to play the rap XD
I had a moment about 5 seconds into her rap where I lost wifi, and at first I thought Bricky had just stopped the video and both were sitting there silently
no man that was god himself trying to save you
@@janvangils5560 Didn't work, unfortunately, but I appreciate him trying! XD
The resulting plunge in Bitcoin value makes Razzlekhan an even better supervillain than I thought. She will forever be my personal hero.
Dorime!
The most ridiculous part of this is that the FBI managed to stop a crime.
I'm just shocked they didn't commit this one.
Can you maybe not shittalk the FBI?
@@justinnelson5960
Oh hello federal agent
@@dannylamb456Heh, I wish. I just don't like it when people disrespect law enforcement, the government, or the president. Unlike some people (ie Twitter) I actually like our country and the people who serve it. Sure there's a crooked cop or two that cause a stink every now and then, but most of them do the best they can every day.
Yeah, but this is the FBI we're talking about.
They stop crime like a screen door stops water.
As a point to the rule of a thief. The actual number 1 of stealing is you can still steal from the rich but gotta do it in amounts they won't notice or too much of a hassle to get back. No ones gonna really bother with 100-200 dollars lost at a time every month or two, but when its 1,000-2,000 dollars at once, people are gonna be noticing and taking action.
For merch a sticker of lil detective Shy chugging a bottle of whiskey. It just sums up those days that you gotta do what ya gotta do to get through the day & all the bs
The thing with money laundering is that no one finds out about it if you're successful (if you're gonna commit to crime cover your tracks and be through.)
Do like politicians if you want to commit a crime make it legal.
I still don't understand how, if they were this fucking stupid, how did they even pull off the initial theft? I'm having trouble believing they're capable of lacing their own shoes.
@@laughingmask3118 General incompetence people's blindly follow protocol and you just need a dumb ass to lie loud enough for people's to comply.
Oh God! Not the Crocodile of Wall-Street! PLEASE save yourselves!
"That's not an NFT........THIS is an NFT!"
Time to become a southern man
DK forgot the best part.
The burner phones were in sip-locked bags with the words "Burner Phone" on it.
Oh great so they wrote "burner phones" twice, just in case they forgot.
@@GormathiusSorry for the delay. DK did mention it just after I wrote this.
You guys should definitely do detective ridiculous merch. And I think the quote at the beginning would be perfect for a shirt
“The only thing worse than Warhammer, real life”
weird how youtubers main source of income seems to be exploiting child labor through the international textile business.
Yes
So quick back-of-the-envelope calculation says that billion dollars yet unseized is probably worth about $500-600k right now.
I love the irony that they finally tried to cash out, got caught, and then the crypto market went into freefall so it was all pointless anyway.
EDIT: 500-600mil, not k
Bitcoin hasn't dropped THAT hard, it's only dropped around 50%. So add 3 zeroes onto there.
@@jcmsaucey6555 whoops, did the calculation for a million instead of a billion
That is still life changing money
Tbf even if it was only 500-600k that's still a massive chunk to the everyfolk
The Virgin Crypto Thieves vs The Chad Air Pirate
Thank you DK after listening to the music I finally had the courage to get out of my wheelchair and hobble on my one leg to mute the music
I learned about this couple a few weeks back. They just stand as anotger fine example of how utter dogshit the crypto space is.
Crypto tapped into the most self-destructive subgroup on the internet: middle-class techbros with supreme confidence in both their own rationality, and the inherent irrationality of anyone who calls them out
Yet here i am, making money of it just like I am the stock market. I'll take the risk over a guaranteed empty pocket
@@galacticlupine9460 congratulations on being a literal war profiteer.
Like how do successfully obtain THAT DOLLAR AMOUNT of currency in a heist when you're THAT BLOODY DUMB ENOUGH to leave airport runway sized trails right back to your own front door?
The sheer amount of incompetence is ironically inspiring.
@@galacticlupine9460 Today, on things that either didn't happen or have aged terribly...
Bricky breaking down the timeline in Call of duty releases had me dying
So wait, the crime was the bitcoin stuff? Because I'm fairly sure the TikTok rapping broke the Geneva Convention.
If I ever play Bricky in 40k I'm going to start blasting the crocodile of Wallstreet for psy ops.
bricky just resigns on the spot
If you guys want to do another episode that's not totally depressing, you should cover the killing of Ken Rex McElroy.
It's the one unsolved mystery everyone agrees should remain unsolved. I won't say more because I don't want to ruin the story for you guys, but trust me on this one!
Oh thats a good one, saw papa Danks vid on it.
Honestly, it's such a horrible story with an obvious answer to the "mystery". There's nothing fun or puzzling about it, just depressing. Even the ending is not enough to lighten things up. The best thing the world can do is just to forget the man ever existed.
@@aprisia
I guess it's a happy ending in that the bad guy of the story got what was coming to him.
@@biggestsmile6235 Compared to what happens for decades before that, that’s still not enough to make it any less depressing.
I mean it’s kinda solved. One of the townsfolk killed him.
Wouldn't be surprised they turn their story into a comedy show on a streaming service.
So just their life's then
I'm with Bricky here, I really fucking hate the upper class lifestyle especially all these hypebeast types.
murch idea
just an picture of shys churrub drinking beer and giving us the middle finger
Make it an NFT lmao
One of my favorite rappers (R.A. The Rugged Man) has a lisp, and that dude has some of the highest syllables-per-minute out of any rapper.
His song "Gotta Be Dope" is an instant classic
R.A is a scumbag. He should canceled. ;)
Anymore good reccomendations? You got good taste my guy
I thought the thing Bricky was going to mention at the end is that they committed a crime and now they are going to get a company making a documentary about them immortalising them by giving them screen time.
Cringe. That is the word that can best describe both the case and these criminals. Absolute and complete cringe.
Update: they're set to plead guilty to their 4.5 billion Bitcoin laundering scheme!
Aren't cold emails illegal? I mean she couldn't be much more deplorable - spammer, scammer, tiktok user and on top of that cringiest rapper the world have heard?
What I'd give for Detective Ridiculous merch thats a branded magnifier glass where the glass is totally normal. It doesnt actually magnify anything
Five months ago, on Anthony Fantano's second channel reacting to Razzlekahn's rap video, I should've thought to myself "yeah, Adeptus Ridiculous are going to cover this one day."
LETS GOOOOOOOO, I wonder if we'll ever see a AoS lore series. I'm sure shy loves Skaven, yes yes
Bricky, DK, especially Shy, I kinda want a Shortstack Bricky goblin plushie for Christmas
Preferably one that fits in a mason jar for... Safekeeping
Now this is some trully Ridiculous stuff right here. Holy shiet were these two bad at everything
I want a Sister of Silence poster. That's all I want for Christmas. Draw her having a good education. Yes it's 40k but I really want it man
The moment I knew this was about crypto I had to mute for my own sanity. Good lord, this is fucked lmao.
Great job as always, boys.
Success wants to hide, failure wants to be seen
I always look forward to new episodes of this. Keep them coming please.
merch idea: plushy of shy drinking.
Is anyone going to address that Bricky is in the Family Guy 'Ive fallen Over and I'm hurt' pose in the thumbnail 😂
This is so much better than regular adeptus ridiculous
2:00 merch idea? how about a shirt where you see a techpriest default fortnite dancing with the caption "Admec rugpulled me with crypto schemes."
Bricky is making the stock Family Guy death pose! This confirms my theory that Bricky is in fact Peter Griffin.
I wish there was more in this series. These are fantastic!
Another great episode from the podcast!!
" Meta this. Meta that. Have you ever met a fucking woman? " Damn DK, you didn't have to kill Bricky on air like that.
Another great video like always, keep 'em coming boys
Been waiting for this ALL month
My idea for Detective Ridiculous merch is a mystery box of items you can use to create your own unsolved crime for the DR crew to investigate in the next episode!
There is no mystery, I am in the walls, tear apart your walls to find me.
Has anyone noticed that Shy looks like she is dying a little more with these title cards.
Merch for Detective Ridiculous?
The go-to one, which is going to be the high-end? Fedora. It's both perfect for detectives and it hints at 40K and the usual incel gloriousness.
But for a less expensive one? How about red ties/red bandana? Could get a nice black logo on there for contrast, but a good neon red like the picture would be perfect.
And, of course, after that?
Posters of the detectives, of course. Maybe a layout/poster of the "office" as well.
So your telling me they could have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for Covid.
I would be down for detective ridiculous note books or clue binders 😁
When DK mentioned bitfinex and bitgo, I was waiting for BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEECT
Merch idea. Dk dead on the floor, bricky and shy taking notes on the body. Shy has the knife that killed dk in her pocket.
The thumbnail.. omfg the Italian mafia got Bricky!
Well this certainly explains why that Temtem pokeclone kinda stalled
I would love a whiskey glass with the detective/adeptus ridiculous logo on the base
Fedoras, with "Entertainment over Accuracy" on the band. Colors of rainbow to full pimp.
"I don't like his face he's weird...I want to body shame him"
I’m sorry but that is the best title I’ve ever seen
A deck of DetRic themed playing cards.
This entire video was gold and then the ending really sealed the deal. 10/10
Sell those little note pads that detectives used to jot notes down in.
What do I want on a shirt for merch? That main screen picture of Shy, drinking!
Oh it's that time of the month again!
Imma need a Suck based warp theory T shirt. Psyker drinking that warp slush thru a straw, third eye staring blankly and my man looking like a fancy squidward
Would love to see a video about the spooklight near Hornet, MO
merch idea: a mini of shy's avatar chugging a bottle of booze.
I'm still waiting on the Dodge Vandire Plushie
Merch Idea: Late 1920s fedora with an ad rec/ad dec pin just above the brim on the hat.
Also, you guys should do a video with Nexpo, he makes good shit.
Good merch idea would be your regular skull emblem and just add a fedora on it
Theres no way those two mongs did it alone or even at all they were just the wallet holders
You underestimate the stupidity of cryptobros and their willingness to just hand over all their shit.
You could make some crossover merchandise involving Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau.
keep it up my guys and my "little guy" you are doing good.
So I couldn't find a video from you guys on the fan favorite space marine secret legion, the angry marines. Maybe for the next meme episode?
Can we just have a moment of silence for shy... we are here for you shy
Shy just sitting there chugging that whiskey is such a mood listening about these "thieves". Jesus Christ.
I have never been more enticed by a title
Bruh, these couples be like bootleg Bonnie and Clyde
I thlammed my crypto in a car door!
DAMN! That intro tho
Wow that was super uninteresting, I mean you two did a great job as usual but I would choose something more spicy for a true crime topic
I still say those bandana looking things are kinda perfect for merch. Easily recognizable, and the cover art kinda focuses on them, considering they're the only thing not in grayscale.
The husband looks like the combination of elijah wood and the guy from the let me in gif.
Yes merch, the gang doing a scooby doo parody stance.
Dk said razzlekhan and I immediately had an asthma attack
Granted I was jogging but also
Cringe
Emperor flashlight🤣 for merch idea
Love these things. Seems like you guys enjoy it
Not just any rapper, THE worst rapper ever she was!
1:28 Can I get a full-size image of that "No Cherubs"?
I would say for a show like Detective Ridiculous, something like a Mug with the shows Logo or hosts on it would make sense.
Can we PLEASE get a rerun of the 'Little Guy' T-shirt? I missed it on the first run...
Merch idea: Red ties and scarves with a Detective Ridiculous logo? (Idk if there is a logo for DR yet)
Slaanesh fed well from Bricky tonight. 😂
An adeptus ridiculous skull... with a fedora
Yooooo I know it’s a long shot but I just started reading Urdesh the serpent and the saint and was thinking it would be a good book club book
Merch idea: Gateway Gators shirts. The Yuba county 5 is a sad story so maybe it would be nice to honor the Boys memory by wearing a logo of their basketball team on a tshirt. No names (that feels unsensitive) just "Gateway Gators" and a number from 1 to 5.
Red ties, red bandanas, and fedoras are all I want in merch.