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THE WORST CRYPTO RAPPER
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2022
- This Is the Couple Charged With Laundering Billions in Stolen Bitcoin:
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She got that flow like "My name's Rebecca and I'm here to say...I got the rappingest flow in the USA"
She kinda has that Jesus Christ is my nigga flow 🤣
😭😂
She definitely looks like the type to rhyme USA. 😂😂
@@coreycasciano3255 No way, man. That guy's flow was legit.
Well I went to the hat store today, and I bought myself a hat.
Imagine you got scammed and find out this was the person who scammed you 💀
You would realize she is smarter than you think or you are dumber than you think. Take your pick.
id kms ngl
Damn that would be a tough pill to swallow....
"spirit of a revolutionary, power of a dictator"
Sums up pretty succinctly how crypto enthusiasts see themselves
yup. Basically they just want to be the boot.
Stop it I can’t breathe! 🤣
Call themselves libertarians LMAO
the honesty is genuinely refreshing, i appreciate that she chose to lay bare the gray, pulsating void she has instead of a soul
One attack on the power grid though and these cryptards will lose everything.
“Arrested for a Bitcoin laundering scheme”.
That’s the least Gangsta sentence ever.
"Arrested for a bitcoin laundering scheme" makes "tax evasion" sound gangsta 😂
Bitcoin related fraud is also known as "scamming" in the streets so you can consider it "gangsta"
@@JackieLombardi no.
@@miserirken How? Are you suggesting that scamming doesn't exist and that hood mfs aren't doing it?
You could say Razzlekhan Razzled and Conned them
My theory is that she's one of those people who thinks rap isn't real music and everyone who makes rap is doing it as a soulless cashgrab, but she's into soulless cashgrabs, so she decided to start a rap career anyway.
Most likely answer
Agreed on her thinking that rap isn't "real" music (a la Ben 'Tiny Dick' Shapiro). But she likely also thinks that: a) rap is dumb, b) anyone can do it, and c) she can make easy money by stringing some words together. She gets a double F- for her rap game, but an A+ for committing to her delusions.
I think you're right on.
I mean, how many times was she going to use the word crocodile?
Her usage of "tough words" is enough to tell you she believes she's "gangsta" because she hit a blunt ONCE, and a black guy must have been nice and said "you're cool".
*She's now in jail,*
you know she's a terrible rapper when a jail cell has more bars than her. Bars were so bad that she's behind them.
Okay we have to leave the rap bars / Prison bars / Drinking bars in the last decade they've been overused.
No more I drop a bomb like Vietnam. The Vietnam War is over
No more spectacular with vernacular
No more " If I go to VIP they don't need to see ID"
You cannot die hard like Bruce Willis no more"
You cannot manage to do damage
From now on lie in the booth. No more being in the booth to tell the truth to the young youth
And these orders are from the lyrical miracle spiritual individual criminal God himself
lmfao this made me laugh and idk why
She's terrible but to be fair jails do have a lot of bars
@@brandonayong5823 🤣🤣 I’m dead
(Im a spiritual lyrical miracle spiritual individual, lyrical miracle spiritual individual, im a spiritual lyrical miracle spiritual individual. Skipping Filping and dipping Skipping Filping and dipping,) you get the idea.
Filthy Frank Was Right. We need to contain the sound cloud rappers and "Decommission" them /S
I love how the title "THE WORST CRYPTO RAPPER" implies the existence of multiple crypto rappers
Are you surprised?
and like some of them not even that bad
@@nikita_soloviev if this is the bar, I'm sure some of them are half decent 💀
I do not love that
Or that there’s a best crypto rapper 🥴
Fantano needs to do yearly cringe lists.
He calls them his best of
They’ll always be white rappers.
@@RUclips_stole_my_handle no they will always be clips of Fontano.
The Uyghur genocide is not happening. It's neocon propaganda
. The same media responsible for the war in Iraq claim to be the saviors of Muslims. It seems unlikely to me.
@@lautaroescarlon7501 bad thing to be wrong about
"She's got that phonebook flow" nearly made me bust out laughing in the middle of work 😂
So funny 😂😅
The best one was
" I'm so sick and tired of that early 2010s vibe. She's like a decade late looking like an extra from LMFAO"
BRO 😂😂😂😂😂
i am glad i'm not alone in this. i rewound it like 5 times.
She got that stock ticker flow
I did lmao
I would like to say that, speaking on behalf of my LGBTQ+ brothers, sisters, confidants and siblings, we have never or will ever be rocking with this.
Why would you? The song has nothing to do with being LGBTQ+
@@lautaroescarlon7501 4:19
How dare you speak on behalf of others
I agree with you, as someone who's bisexual, you'll never even catch me rock with this even in my grave.
as a trans bisexual girl i keep my rocking to a minimum on this one
Homegirl should’ve spent less time on her sick bars and more time perfecting that laundering scheme
Well, she'll have a lot of time to spend on bars very soon...
And not have a bag of burner phones called “burner phones”
this is exactly the type of headline i look for in a fantano video
hard agree, the title fucking rules
Squarting Squelching Wet Agree to that
sorry we had to change it :( was a banger tho
@@fantano HOOOOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MELON
what was the original?
“I’m not the most self aware person on the planet.”
Ironically the most self aware sentence ever.
Her reactions in the comments at her video shows she is very aware about how it is bad
@@bas_ee melon was the one who said it tho.
Her cadence is like the automatic TikTok text to speech voice
I wouldn't say nothing was gained from this. Since starting to watch your channel not too long ago my conception of what bad music is and can be has rapidly expanded to the point that I am currently not even that angry with what gets played on the radio. And this is just one further incremental piece of that conception.
Amazing what people can put out and unironically think that it's not total and utter garbage. Not even god tier shitpost garbage like Corey Feldman, but like just rancid, moldy garbage like this... thing.
The best part of watching a lot of reviewers is learning to appreciate mediocrity lol
We live in a post-irony society now. Self awareness dont mean nothin no more
@@nathanieledwards7150 I hate the "irony" is also "in". While I think people should like or appreciate whatever they want, as long as it's ethical, there are so many "ironic" fans of things that will call other people normies because we don't want to pump time and money into awful stuff. Watching The Room or a Troma film once in a while is funny but so many people have made a personality quirk out of liking awful stuff and shoving it in peoples faces. It's like being a Quality Hipster.
@@CypressDahlia i love the room. Samurai cop. Miami connection. Plan 9 from outer space. Its very much a part of my personality because humor is a part of this here survival, see. loved mystery science theatre 3000 since I was a whipper. love watching seemingly self unaware films, and Its something ill personally always love. But I also watch alot of great films that I take earth shatteringly serious. Like night of the hunter, shock corridor, mauvis sang, days of heaven, Rumble fish, and in a lonely place. A different bag on the street every drive.
@@nathanieledwards7150 If you genuinely enjoy these things, I'm all for it. But I definitely think the quirky "haha I like to bump Sonic OST songs at parties" shtick among people in my age group gets tired cuz it's like we're all just vibing bro turn that shit off who gave you the aux cord?
..."a combination of M.I.A and Kreyshawn coming together in a business school flunky"
That is a disgusting fucking sentence LMFAOOOO
@RUclips is highkey garbage M.I.A def doesn't deserve it...she's a goat
@RUclips is highkey garbage kreayshawn doesn't deserves shit lol, shes gone thru her redemption arc already
@@jadesded hell fuckin nah
@@balmain-i3e In the past few yrs she released a new album & an ambient lp under a different name, she keeps showing up on newer 'hyperpop' artists tracks, she has an active Twitter with more followers than when she started, is a twitch streamer, and has had interviews about how juvenile whitegirlmob was in retrospect, all this aside from being a mom & holding down a job, if that isn't a W idek
If someone says that rap doesn't involve talent show them this
“Crypto rapper” should just mean someone who raps in secret.
She saw the Desperate Apewives song and said “I could do worse.”
The what song
This song came out 2 years ago.
sorry but this is no where near as bad as that abomination.
Wow Anthony, never knew you rapped, you shouldn't be going around talking about stealing bitcoin but I'm still proud of you
He says he is affiliated with murders killers
The people he runs with are thuging
But he's just a wannabe gunner
Like he was gonna do something
yes
Melcoin
@@brandonayong5823 please stop
He dropped an entire mixtape as his cringe alter ego Cal Cuchesta
I'm liking the direction Kendrick is going with this new single.
You can launder money, but you can never launder my brain enough to wash away the stains this song left on my consciousness.
Imagine getting arrested and facing a long time locked up and everyone is just calling you cringe
“She’s got that phonebook flow” is prolly the funniest diss I’ve ever heard in my life
it's a top 3 all time for sure
she got that "Funstyle by Liz Phair" flow
that peñis colada flow as we like to call it
"Don't be a penis...colada, that is."
*Todd In The Shadows quickly taps out*
Oh yeah, she's being a real peñis... _colada that is_
Fellow T.I.T.S enjoyers stand up
That is exactly what I thought. But I wouldn't have put Liz in a same sentence with a criminal lol.
The "My Pal Foot Foot" of crypto rap, minus the charm
yh like i can appreciate the shaggs from an outsider music level but this is not that
don't bring the shaggs into this they're too pure
I don’t know if I love or hate the fact that I get this reference.
Please leave the Shaggs out of this.
The difference is that the shaggs were made to do music by their dad while still being kids at the time. She chose to rap making her shit several degrees worse than their music.
I gotta say I'm kinda impressed, normally I can't handle watching "cringe" humor bc I tend to put myself in the shoes of the person being laughed at and I feel bad for them. But this lady is just so out there that my brain just won't let me empathize. That's a real first
She wanted to take music classes but got a business management degree and was always the quirky girl who tried to make the teacher laugh and wouldn’t shhhh
I've got an issue where, for some reason, I get secondhand embarrassment real damn bad. To the point where, when I finished your Angelic 2 The Core video, I felt like... like if I ever made music, it would be shit. As if Corey's garbage was somehow my fault, everything is failure and pain. I'm getting a little bit of that listening to this woman rap. I'm thinking "If I ever tried to rap I would sound this bad, and so I should never open my mouth and speak words ever again."
My friend, there is no need to shame yourself for acts you have not even done. Watching both those videos make me cringe beyond belief, and even though you might not have natural talent, with practice anything can be achieved. Do not assume you are even worse than this crypto rapper without even trying, and if you do try, and you are bad, then practice and practice. Do not shut yourself down because you think you are like Corey Feldmen, even if you sound bad, a desire to improve will guarantee that you will eventually be good. I hope you are doing well, and I wish you the utmost luck in any endevour.
I think you get desensitized of secondhand embarrassment after a while, watch the office or something see if that doesn't help.
The bees made honey in the lion's skull is a great album !
@@Discojericho I not only chose this avatar for the music, but because it's one of the most gorgeous pieces of album artwork I've seen. This and Once More 'Round the Sun by Mastadon are my favorites. As for getting desensitized, when I was younger and lived with my family we had the TV on during dinner. I would get up in the middle of dinner during awkward scenes and find an excuse to like, use the restroom or something, because I just didn't want to be there. Happened a LOT during the Big Bang Theory. So uh, I think I just hate it.
Maybe I'm thinking of "cringe"? They're the same for me.
I don't think I've ever related to a comment this much. I have an anxiety disorder, and so I also get that extreme secondhand embarassment. Thank you for being able to put into words.
@@phillipbell4394 I might have an anxiety disorder? I have a lot of shit that isn't formally diagnosed but my psychiatrist goes "Yeah, might be that." Glad I helped you conceptualize the idea, I know how important exact wordings can be. I think it's social anxiety plus empathy, so you're feeling the embarrassment almost as if you were them. That's my best guess as to the cause.
You know what this flow reminds me of?
🎶new shooooes🎶
🎶back to schooooooool🎶
🎶BACKPACKS BACKPACKS COME GETCHA BACKPACKS🎶
🎶~HAIRCUT~🎶✨️
we live in the parody universe
all the other universes are doing their best to drift far away from us.
Crypto is inherently a scam. If your "money" is on-par with stock, and you're literally speculating on your "money", it's a scam.
I prefer "fool's gold" to define it
Fortnite has the legendary “Chug Jug With You”, Minecraft has the incredible “Creeper, Aw Man!” and Crypto has “Versace Bedouin”.
Says it all, really.
Tones and I has really evolved stylistically
She got arrested. Hopefully now she'll be in a place with better bars than she has.
She’s got that Straight Outta Scranton flow
Whooaaa back off before the GBC comes through for Wicca
"Phonebook Flow" is forever how I will refer to rap like this.
"Crypto Rapper" pretty much tells you all you need to know
She's got that telegram flow.
As a member of the LGBT community you totally represent us about her Mr. Fantano
As a lesbian: hard agree
this comment is wild having not watched the video for context yet
bi enby here: DOUBLE hard degree
Agreed. Cringe has no gender identity. We want nothing to do with this walking disaster.
@@lilfigurative agreed & greetings from a pan enby
The alternate timeline where Grimes went into rap:
she needs to get 50 years for this.
*_Forbes contributor, crypto launderer, rapper_*
for some reason I feel like this won't look too great on a job application
"Know where I'm from but don't know where I'm headed." Headed to Federal prison.
I have no choice but to stan the crocodile of wall street. Shes a freaking goof ball, she sounds like a GTA random encounter. She and her husband are the fall guys cuz theres no way she's the mastermind
Maybe she’s putting on an act to seem stupid and get off charges
@@treyebillups8602 please. Have a look at her. Does she look like someone wanting to get off charges? I bet when she was 15 she stole a milk bottle giggling out of the shop calling her friends to celebrate the act with a Quincenera with no Latinas invited
I agree, Efrain. We get the usual pile-on from know-it-alls before there's even a fair trial. Razzlekhan makes some good points if you check out all her videos.
Yea there was a hack 6 years ago of a crypto exchange for millions ... Her and her dude ended up with like 150 grand of it or something like that. They definitely didn't mastermind the hack and there were other people involved.
They didn't scam individuals. Honestly "conspiracy to defraud the united states " actually sounds like a pretty honorable crime
Honestly good for her, love to see a girlboss win
SCHOOL! The answer is I don't go! Why go? I am famous. I am famous. I have more fans than fingers multiplied with toes multiplied with teeth multiplied with ears. I am famous. I am famous. SCHOOL? No, thanks. RUclips FAME? Yes. Good day, dear zac
love to see a girlboss go to jail
The 2 greatest rappers of all times are already girls
" You still got no children after your 3rd marriage
You lost so many babies We should call you miss Carriage"
" Translate this into Hyerogliphs
Your Sandy vagina has a 7 year itch
My best friends are diamonds you can't beat me
Quit tripping and walk your arse back home like an Egyptian"
Name one greater battle in hip hop history... I'll wait 😂
@@jacksampsonforever Free Elizabeth Holmes til it's backwards.
lol
What a brilliant look into the mind of a Cryptobro and how cool they think they are but actually not.
Bragging about having boots on her feet reminds me of that episode of SpongeBob where Patrick says, "This guy's so rich, he's got shoes"
Yeah this isn’t even a lack of talent it’s just not practicing for very long or knowing how to rap. She already thinks she’s good so she’ll never learn how to be actually goof
It isn't even unusually bad. White American women have been rapping like this for the longest time. I don't know why they get stuck on flows like this. It's always a bad parody of Rapper's Delight. It's not even funny.
@@billhicks8 because in their minds a flow is just an attempt to rhyme with nothing else attached to the idea than that. 2pac would be the exact opposite and uses his flow to demonstrate reality manipulation by attaching everything to his idea of flow rhyme being just one of those things
Ethan Klein video title for this topic: "This cringe rapper stole 4.5 billion in bitcoin".. there's no such thing as a coincidence.
LOOOL didn't even see that
@@fantano Exposthony fantano here. We expected more out of you melon.. You failed us. 💔😩 unsubbed
I can't believe Fantano would steal Ethan Klein's title like that
@@fantano I give this title change a solid 10 😭 great minds think a like!!
This feels like a teacher rapping
I heard this lady on Hasanabi's stream. An unintentional, guttural 'NO, SHUT UP' came out of me the moment she started rapping omg
Her flow legit sounded like an anti-bullying PSA from the 80s
The fact that she's now going to court gives her a more credible... RAP sheet.
The kind of blunt rotation to purposefully lace with fentanyl
Imagine being someone who got scammed by her watching this, u gotta be even more embarrassed now
She’s rapping like a random word generator 😂
Wait Melon… not tryna smoke?! Who do I give this melon sized dab to?
This somehow managed to be even worse than my expectations
Anthony is going to shit on every person in the NFT industry and i'm here for it
I think he said everything I was feeling...but missed the blood pouring out of my eyes and ears part tho lol
It’s not about the money Batman
Its about sending a message 🦇
2:02 shout out to the editor for including the Ace Attorney music cover.
They need to show this during the trial as evidence. All I’ll say is she is lucky NY no longer has capital punishment.
Some random person: does something against the law
Anthony: NOT GOOD 💥💥💥
Great vid fanny, sorta confused by the part where you give laundering tips and that whole FantanoCoin pitch didn't land that well. Loved it nonetheless!
Nightmare Blunt Rotation sounds like a killer meme tbh
"trash cringe" should be a genre name
its amazing that she can watch this and not think, "this is very bad"
Worse of all, knowing that she genuinely thinks, she's an actual rapper
Anthony did you not see her cap bro. 0FCKS.
"Phone Book Flow" got me in the funnies
real ones know shes simply using an experimental time signature for her vocals
Antano, you can't just say we're gonna cringe after having desensitized me to cringe permanently from reading the MGK romance novel
that is grimes
“Siri… Freestyle about crypto currency for me”
"phone book flow" is something I'd never thought I'd be agreeing with.
Fantano,on behalf of all gays, i make you an honorary gay
I cant even imagine being someone who lost thousands in the whole Bitfinex scam and then seeing this
"Hot grandma"? "Spirit of a revolutionary"? OK.
Anthony you killed me with the nightmare blunt rotation comment😂😂😂
Give it a strong -7
I actually appreciated the apology. lol that was rough. but thanks for bringing this darkness to light!!
I was waiting 4 this
Phone book flow is a perfect description
Oh my gosh, I find this absolutely hilarious. She's a bad rapper, but it gave me so much joy hearing that phone book flow. This was so cringy but in a way that made me entertained, thanks Fantano 💜
She's got the same flow as "Rapping for Jesus".
The algorithm is so shameless that a crypto ad played afterwards.
I didn’t think they’d ever catch Razzlekhan
She sounds like if JaidenAnimations made a parody song lmao
Now I can’t unhear it
4:20 I am a part of the community and I'd rather get called slurs than be in the same room with that person. Granted she looks just like the type to call me slurs so I'll just skip...
had a little billy madison moment at the end there. Nice touch.
Love that Barney Rubble flow. She must have watched that Fruity Pebbles commercial so many times before she recorded this song.
Mix almost as bad as cherry bomb
We need to get her to hop on DistantCry beats
She gon be rappin' like Ted Bundy
5:18 damn it went full laced blunt rotation at the end there huh?
the beat sounds like something straight out of the saturation trilogy
She did not just disrespect the best atmospheric sludge metal band!!
She's like the female version of a crypto bro.
This is the most accurate use of the term Cringe Rapper, holy shit.
Cyber crime finally gets a "Not good"