Hooking Up With a P*%# Star

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @mikeybrockmann
    @mikeybrockmann Год назад +10525

    You got Mia Malkova… bro so elite

  • @MurasakiMonkey
    @MurasakiMonkey Год назад +10712

    Wow, she's actually a better actress than some of the girls Stevie has in his sketches

    • @mattbow_
      @mattbow_ Год назад +790

      Of course, she's an actress!

    • @tlgonline
      @tlgonline Год назад +352

      yeah, we've known it for years.

    • @GooglyMoogly68
      @GooglyMoogly68 Год назад

      @@mattbow_ Porn actors and actresses have terrible acting normally

    • @kameania
      @kameania Год назад +281

      Its maybe because she is actually an actress?

    • @FrenchFlightLOCKER
      @FrenchFlightLOCKER Год назад +1

      @@kameania Listen kids she's not a whore, she's an actress

  • @shafedpoozay6709
    @shafedpoozay6709 Год назад +5351

    He actually got Mia to do his funny awkward skits 😂😂😂

    • @ervisgjoni9407
      @ervisgjoni9407 Год назад +20

      she is not Mia

    • @terencemackay1990
      @terencemackay1990 Год назад +55

      @@ervisgjoni9407Mia Malkova I know what you’re thinking 😏

    • @ironfist2505
      @ironfist2505 Год назад +104

      He got Adriana Chechik in an older video as well

    • @DuAuskenner
      @DuAuskenner Год назад +4

      @@ironfist2505 whats the name of the video

    • @replicantona
      @replicantona Год назад

      He gets pornstar to do his skits all the time, he also got Luna Star in one of them

  • @oriented0
    @oriented0 Год назад +319

    The Longest i have ever lasted watching Mia

  • @LonghornsLegend
    @LonghornsLegend Год назад +5645

    As men we talk ourselves out of sex quite often. Sometimes if we just shut up good things would naturally happen 😂

    • @Coburnify
      @Coburnify Год назад +110

      I do this weekly

    • @covidfartfog8076
      @covidfartfog8076 Год назад +145

      Story of my life. I’m an a hole by nature towards our modern broken society. Females included. I’m good to my cat though.

    • @falcon1378
      @falcon1378 Год назад +205

      I feel like as a naturally quiet dude, I have the advantage here.
      But also as a naturally quiet dude, I don’t think I’ll ever even get the chance lol.

    • @nirdeshshrestha9056
      @nirdeshshrestha9056 Год назад +24

      @@falcon1378 damn I didnot see that coming bro I though you were scoring a new chick everyday what happened?

    • @austecon6818
      @austecon6818 Год назад +12

      Haha. I like to live dangerously sometimes... To see what I can get a way with - it's more satisfying if I can still pull it off

  • @Leomorde_
    @Leomorde_ Год назад +236

    The "what is wrong with you"
    *Moans*
    Had me DYING

  • @broncobilly4029
    @broncobilly4029 Год назад +451

    She's got pretty good comedic timing too.

  • @sappy3890
    @sappy3890 Год назад +3118

    I pray that this guy stars in Hollywood films. He's actually comedy, never fails to make me laugh.

  • @averagejoe17769
    @averagejoe17769 Год назад +37

    Bro!! The random moan after she said what is wrong with you 😂😂😂 Stevie’s energy is too funny

  • @henrylang7556
    @henrylang7556 Год назад +6344

    You’re a master on making super embarrassing scenes so funny hahahaha

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr Год назад +10

      Why is that?!?!
      What kind of talent is this??

    • @TheChadUnKnown
      @TheChadUnKnown Год назад +8

      Ngl I cringed at the first one but it eased into humor towards the end.

    • @Ivyticrea
      @Ivyticrea Год назад +4

      ​@@MR-nl8xr Acting

  • @juliogomez2534
    @juliogomez2534 Год назад +22

    "Are you an idiot?" That was the most pointed line in that whole mess xD

  • @bjaminf113
    @bjaminf113 Год назад +28

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how much research he had to do for this skit? His sacrifice!
    😂😂😂😂

  • @maltehaggkvist8467
    @maltehaggkvist8467 Год назад +285

    How haven’t Stevie blown up more?! This content is golden

    • @Alixdkari
      @Alixdkari Год назад +21

      oh there's at least one person in the video who blows

    • @ottomanpapyrus9365
      @ottomanpapyrus9365 Год назад

      Golden for monkeys maybe

    • @ashwinkrishnanpc-kf6ec
      @ashwinkrishnanpc-kf6ec Год назад +5

      I think comedy content is saturated. There's no other explaination.

    • @ottomanpapyrus9365
      @ottomanpapyrus9365 Год назад +3

      @@ashwinkrishnanpc-kf6ec I remember that guy from Australia that went viral for his funny videos on Facebook some years back.
      Then he made a video saying comedy is oversaturated. He started making motivational videos for depressed people instead.
      He lost so many followers but didn't care

    • @ashwinkrishnanpc-kf6ec
      @ashwinkrishnanpc-kf6ec Год назад +2

      @@ottomanpapyrus9365 dunno who this is but sounds legit. If stevie emerson with his key and peele level production is finding it hard then there's no hope for Australian depressed beaters

  • @jacobstevens7046
    @jacobstevens7046 Год назад +17

    "I'm the hero your body deserves" I am DEAD

  • @mikeybrockmann
    @mikeybrockmann Год назад +475

    People gon’ act like they don’t know who she is FR😂

  • @louissivo9660
    @louissivo9660 11 месяцев назад +15

    Ha, her line "how are you changing this fast?" did it for me. This was a clever skit and had a message! ;-)

  • @imthesnakeking
    @imthesnakeking Год назад +798

    Always a brutal watch, thanks Stevie.

  • @reilific
    @reilific Год назад +56

    Mad props stevie lmfao. And good on Mia for doing the skit, too funny!!

  • @chrisdavey5530
    @chrisdavey5530 Год назад +17

    if christian bale didnt wanna be called batman in public he shouldnt have nailed the role better than every other one weve gotten

  • @Tiggy195
    @Tiggy195 Год назад +676

    I love you Stevie! Keep being yourself 😂

  • @vintagereborn1
    @vintagereborn1 Год назад +7

    I haven't laughed this much since the "Upside-down caramel macchiato with extra keto chocolate chip on the top, add a dash of cinnamon, two Twizzlers, substitute whole milk for soy milk and the soy beans are now in the whipped cream with extra sprinkles"

  • @zenfrost5938
    @zenfrost5938 Год назад +38

    their jobs are not their personality. i love videos like this, as it shows people to not jump to conclusions based on a single angle of a person's life, but to take time knowing them more by actually listening to them. great video good sir.

    • @BellicIV
      @BellicIV Год назад +2

      Actually, getting pounded by multiple men on camera reflects on who you really are. Sorry to say but it’s the truth

  • @jaret19
    @jaret19 Год назад +306

    His awkward attempts to live out various fantasies were just hilarious. I burst out laughing when he changed his voice for step-sibling scenario.

    • @jr7531-f5n
      @jr7531-f5n Год назад +3

      “Stepsiiiisss! What are you doiiiing?!” 🤣👌🏻

    • @SrChalice
      @SrChalice Год назад +2

      The voice bro, it killed. But that bang bros at end.

  • @Jobson85
    @Jobson85 Год назад +5

    the batman voice was on so on point 😂

  • @adamcampbellart
    @adamcampbellart Год назад +1139

    This is so funny it made me premature laugh. I couldn’t even finish the video.

  • @FACTUAL_KEY
    @FACTUAL_KEY Год назад +7

    0:56 i nearly died at this scene 😂

  • @phuc2857
    @phuc2857 Год назад +283

    This sketch cracked me up. Keep it up man.

  • @rajbagi2002
    @rajbagi2002 Год назад +2

    Once u go down that path and sell yourself there is no turning back, Mam.
    There ain't no going bak.

  • @mr.duanesharpe
    @mr.duanesharpe Год назад +31

    He: heyyyy stepmom
    She: WE ARE THE SAME AGE!
    🤣 😂

  • @patrick17_6
    @patrick17_6 Год назад +7

    4:32 LMAOOOO

  • @danielshaffer2609
    @danielshaffer2609 Год назад +5

    That was actually really entertaining and personable, well balanced, and well done.

  • @yt_energy
    @yt_energy Год назад +35

    twist: he really does hook up with these girls after each video they make

  • @killerxXtacoXx
    @killerxXtacoXx Год назад +1

    Great way to push a point comedically
    "This is reality" for anyone online

  • @cashhhful
    @cashhhful Год назад +92

    She’s been with you through funerals? 😂😂 Jesus Stevie

  • @lostinthesupermarket
    @lostinthesupermarket Год назад +2

    I love how she feels shy when saying "fuck" in camera. So ironic

  • @theanarchist9373
    @theanarchist9373 4 месяца назад +1

    "Do you need to punish meee" bruh😂💀😂💀😂

  • @gentlemen5856
    @gentlemen5856 Год назад +13

    The public pickup/bangbus ending was the best 👌 LOL

  • @TheFunnBinn
    @TheFunnBinn Год назад +34

    She's a good actress! Good timing... Get her in more videos!

  • @mikeybrockmann
    @mikeybrockmann Год назад +12

    Casually starting a video with a cross fade… and then the zoom from jaws! Really upped your guys game! Congrats 🍾

  • @prointernetuser
    @prointernetuser Год назад +212

    Mia glows up well. She still looks damn fine after all these years.

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo Год назад +19

      She's only 30

    • @prointernetuser
      @prointernetuser Год назад

      @@RubyDoobieScoo plenty of old school pornstars got fucked up from drugs, cram their faces and bodies with dodgy surgical work, or really let themselves go. She's a survivor.

    • @MMAisTHEbestSPORT08
      @MMAisTHEbestSPORT08 Год назад +38

      Like someone said, she's only 30 and y'all need to stop simping.

    • @hidum5779
      @hidum5779 Год назад +5

      makeup

    • @marloncebo242
      @marloncebo242 Год назад +5

      Glow up? What? How does that even make sense? Lol

  • @Irish381
    @Irish381 Год назад +18

    Had me in stitches with the Batman mask and the wig and tape mustache

  • @AR3S.A3P
    @AR3S.A3P Год назад +2

    the way he’s talking in a zesty voice made me laugh silently hard that my rib cages hurt so hard.😭😭😭😭

  • @VoltageLP
    @VoltageLP Год назад +80

    Damn, she's a decent actress

    • @Wabbelpaddel
      @Wabbelpaddel Год назад +21

      She has a HANDFUL experience already

    • @exciteddelirium3590
      @exciteddelirium3590 Год назад +17

      @@Wabbelpaddel mouthful too

    • @anonymousman4467
      @anonymousman4467 Год назад +4

      Come on guys ,she has a Really big heart.

    • @hidum5779
      @hidum5779 Год назад +6

      @@exciteddelirium3590 full in other holes of the body as well

  • @Crimsonfangg
    @Crimsonfangg Год назад +1

    She was incredibly patient and Stevie still blew it.

  • @Erabada
    @Erabada Год назад +5

    bro winning this game in every possible way

  • @garrymugen486
    @garrymugen486 Год назад +15

    I died at tone shifted "step-sis" and kept lmao. I know there is 5 more mins of this video with lovely Mia but my sides hurt and eyes are all watery, one day I'll make it pass the 1:03 mark but not today 🤣🤣🤣

  • @taer7097
    @taer7097 Год назад +1

    As soon as he said “step siiiiisssss” I could sense her drying up 😂

  • @frankiewilson6001
    @frankiewilson6001 Год назад +5

    “WASSUP BABAYY - I GOT A THOUSAND BUCKS” lol too funny

  • @ThePlatinumGame
    @ThePlatinumGame Год назад +3

    That ending was epic, didn’t see it coming.

  • @spruemarksociety
    @spruemarksociety Год назад +5

    This was also a subtle lesson in all the dramatic scenarios we often see in mature motion pictures.

  • @Mumra2K
    @Mumra2K Год назад +1

    I admit, I did expect Christian Bale for a 2 second cameo, even if just to say, "I'm Batman".

  • @LesterNygaaard
    @LesterNygaaard Год назад +22

    I'm glad Mia Malkova is becoming a social media star doing Twitch and sketch comedy and stuff because it seems like she is actually quite a cool person.

    • @Anonymous56657
      @Anonymous56657 Год назад +3

      She still isn’t going to sleep with you

    • @LesterNygaaard
      @LesterNygaaard Год назад +6

      @@Anonymous56657 You're absolutely right, haha

    • @jr7531-f5n
      @jr7531-f5n Год назад +5

      She diversifying now. Adult entertainment doesn't last forever, as many things in life.

    • @LesterNygaaard
      @LesterNygaaard Год назад +1

      @@jr7531-f5n True enough, but I'm glad that she actually seems like she has a good head on her shoulders and is gaining some success. It's tough to change course or do a different line of work after someone has been long associated with the industry.

    • @Anonymous56657
      @Anonymous56657 Год назад +1

      @@jr7531-f5n how would you know?

  • @littleroockie1978
    @littleroockie1978 Год назад +4

    Bruh, that ending got me like ☠️👁️👄👁️

  • @OntarioAndrews415
    @OntarioAndrews415 Год назад +8

    LOL, dude. I wasn't exactly sure what to expect from this title. I thought perhaps you would just be all nervous around a p#%&* star and stuff, but you nailed it. This was funny AF. :)
    Oh, she is hot!

  • @mqtaidmqtaid
    @mqtaidmqtaid Год назад +1

    When he started to say "Stepsis..." with that tone and that face I said to myself "oh, here he comes"

  • @d4darwin458
    @d4darwin458 Год назад +4

    Getting every joke in this video makes feel happy and sad

  • @TripleAir
    @TripleAir Год назад +3

    03:27 Imagine role-playing as Fred Durst

  • @praveenliverpool
    @praveenliverpool Год назад +17

    Your videos are really hilarious
    Keep it coming Stevie👍

  • @DvitusR
    @DvitusR Год назад +1

    This channel is fucking phenomenal I’m so glad I found it. Some of the best content on YT fr

  • @lonew0lfclaw859
    @lonew0lfclaw859 25 дней назад

    That initial monologue though.. So true.

  • @dontaepAnderson
    @dontaepAnderson Год назад +2

    the step sis part had me instantly 😂😂😂

  • @ICP1SBJ
    @ICP1SBJ Год назад +55

    haha too funny! I love Mia! I wish she did more youtube vids because she seems cool. Great skit!

    • @RisforRockit
      @RisforRockit Год назад +1

      Or, as we say in Germany: great skat!

  • @JHallDaBoss
    @JHallDaBoss Год назад +1

    Omg his last costume before Batman looks like John Holmes 🤣🤣

  • @coleroyat01
    @coleroyat01 Год назад +5

    This man is my god!!! All hail Slappers and Stevie Emerson!!!

  • @iblockthxt4433
    @iblockthxt4433 Год назад +3

    The boy is trying so hard to make a scene... thanks to Mia for that dope funny video.

  • @fin_jan
    @fin_jan Год назад +8

    That is the best acting she has ever done!

  • @neill3040
    @neill3040 Год назад +6

    Its strange that we’re living in times that pornstars are going mainstream and everyone seems ok with it.

  • @utsavdewan9835
    @utsavdewan9835 Год назад +4

    Bro just lived all our fantasies!

  • @KalravSrivastava
    @KalravSrivastava Год назад

    3:02
    Bro moaned😂
    He actually moaned like there's no tomorrow 😂😂

  • @xanthromera
    @xanthromera Год назад +2

    Mia Malkova now officially my favourite porn star.

  • @asgerhyer5325
    @asgerhyer5325 Год назад

    Batman with the stupid mustache XD Really got me laughing. Great video

  • @khoiquach
    @khoiquach Год назад +1

    The last scene is golden! 😅😅😅😅😅
    5:20...wassup baby...wanna go for a ride...LOL

  • @AndrewChaparosa-vu4ht
    @AndrewChaparosa-vu4ht Год назад +1

    He should’ve drove and pulled back up in the fake taxi 😂

  • @agentholmes369
    @agentholmes369 Год назад +3

    You know day is going to be better when Stevie uploads

  • @jatodd3746
    @jatodd3746 3 месяца назад

    OMG! Her laugh is ADORABLE!

  • @anindyasundarbasu5586
    @anindyasundarbasu5586 Год назад +3

    you make funny content yet they are so strong. Hits hard. Respect man.

  • @downtoearth5443
    @downtoearth5443 Год назад +2

    Stevie has now officially entered the Pantheon of Greats. No two ways about it.

  • @mryeetproductions
    @mryeetproductions Год назад +10

    It’s like throwing a hot dog down a tunnel 😂

  • @kwinzman
    @kwinzman 10 месяцев назад +1

    Missed opportunity to add the casting couch.

  • @catch.2022
    @catch.2022 Год назад +2

    Who else went on a tour of discovering Mia Malkova?

  • @julioavalos2936
    @julioavalos2936 Год назад +8

    The question if you would want to after all that smashing!!! Proud of you ladies !!!

  • @RamesGamesLC
    @RamesGamesLC 3 месяца назад

    I want to believe she wasn't told half of what he would do and that shock on her face was legitimate.

  • @Mokilla2525
    @Mokilla2525 Год назад +5

    Stevie never misses. Another great video!

  • @RizandroNapone
    @RizandroNapone Год назад +2

    Stevie’s a champ. More Mia, too! She could do more VAs. She has a surprisingly soothing voice.

  • @TurfSurf
    @TurfSurf Год назад +7

    OMG, you got MIA!!!.........LOL

  • @vladdracul2379
    @vladdracul2379 10 месяцев назад +1

    I'm honestly sorry for all of the women that have given their body for money. It's not something that will ever leave you and men will eternally judge you for it.

  • @RealPlatoishere
    @RealPlatoishere Год назад +1

    Bro really got her lol

  • @NocturnalFullHD
    @NocturnalFullHD Год назад

    the noise after "blood-related". that's perfection

  • @Ahahaha6986
    @Ahahaha6986 Месяц назад

    I like how she's like "That's not reality" Yeah.. that kitty is only loose on film XD

  • @littlefoxmixi370
    @littlefoxmixi370 Год назад +16

    So accurate 😂😂

  • @power13
    @power13 Год назад +1

    Stevie got Mia Malkova, and Trevor got Emily Willis. They should all do a skit together. That would be awesome!

  • @vasqora
    @vasqora Год назад

    man posts this video like we get to meet them stars so often

  • @h.santos4237
    @h.santos4237 5 месяцев назад

    That step-mum line got me! 😂😂😂

  • @blazept567
    @blazept567 Год назад +21

    Mia is so cool and down to earth. I just watched her on the stiff socks podcast and it was hilarious.
    Nice job getting her Steve! 😎 And excellent sketch as always!

  • @romanramo321
    @romanramo321 Год назад +2

    The random ass moan 😂😂😂

  • @Blindsaplol
    @Blindsaplol 10 месяцев назад +1

    3:01 that came out of nowhere rofl

  • @honsou1978dk
    @honsou1978dk 9 месяцев назад

    The "not listening to a word she says" is great. "This isn't a performance!" "This isn't a scene!" "No!" :D

  • @iansmith3
    @iansmith3 Год назад +1

    Right when he said step sis I knew this was gonna be good 😂

  • @Supermateo97
    @Supermateo97 Год назад +9

    I was smiling until the the pizza guy then I burst out laughing 😂
    I’m waiting on the day to see Stevie I’m Hollywood comedy movies

  • @hfaceyjr
    @hfaceyjr Год назад +2

    How many times did I watch the batman part? Yes, yes I did LOL!!