"A woman is only truly out of ur league if u choose to play THEIR game"-Martin Gillis Ps. I'm Martin gillis BTW lol however it's totally true tho I got a friend who's a 5 on his best day but constantly knocks down 9s or 10s u know how he does it??? He's funny , he makes women laugh and the dude slays, u just gotta find what works for u, I also got a buddy who uses extremely corny pickup lines but he's persistent af and makes women feel special by the 9th or 10th one and he slays too. U just gotta be willing to play the game in ur own way and above all else be confident in what u say and any woman is obtainable. Of course ur statement also rings true EVERYBODY does poop 💩 🤣🤣
@@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight Are there unicorns in your fairy tale too? 🤣 No way 9s and 10s would want in their bed (and just because he is "funny") a guy who is max 5, especially not nowadays, when it is easier than ever for women to get validation and one-night stands from very attractive physically men because of social media and apps like Tinder.
@@piotr004 no unicorns here my friend, I'm honest to God telling the truth its literally an inside joke in our group of friends, my boy even knows he's unattractive and everytime he pulls we all do the whole "how does he do it man" eventho we already know it's cause the dude makes women laugh. I will agree that tinder and apps like it are akin to a bakery where flattery from attractive men is easy to come by but if my boy is in a social setting I'm telling u he kills almost everytime and they're never below an 8. He was blessed with the mouth just not with the looks and it seems his looks aren't affecting his game in the slightest.
@@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight Well, if you even swear to God, then okay. Hard to believe, but even anomalies exist :) My whole point - it's better to not give the false hope that every man can achieve that, because it certainly is not a common case, rather anomaly as I said.
@@piotr004 I fully agree with that, but we all have to remember that when u ask a woman out the worst she can say in "No" and then it pn to the next.. Honestly tho some guys just need that extra tiny bit of confidence to finally ask out that woman at the coffee shop he always sees on his break or the cashier whose always "really happy to see him" and flirts with him when he goes to get his groceries every other Friday. I said what I said bc dating (especially now) is a numbers game and the more men not afraid to ask a woman out the more chance they have to find love or atleast get laid.
nah she wasn't a keeper she shoulda realized he thought she had shit the bed and tried to make him understand in a calm manner not get all pissed off at him for making a honest mistake.
Just for reference calling someone "a tank" IS actually a saying.. If you call someone a tank, it means that they're capable of drinking a humongous amount of alcohol. For example, "Yo Stevie, you were a tank last night, you were downing shots like they were nothing." Now on the other hand, if you want to say someone was really drunk, then you would proceed to say that they were "tanked." For example, "Yo Stevie, you were so tanked last night that you literally shit yourself in the uber."
I ran into my crush from middle school and junior high on my 21st birthday at the same bar. My frat brothers bought me 21 shots and I finished them all only to end with a prairie fire. The prairie fire set me over the edge and I started to puke all over in the bars bathroom. Ashley (my crush) saw that the guys were carrying me out and asked if she could come with and took care of me all night. I vomited in my buddies vents in his car, which he would end up having to sell due to the smell reactivating in the summer, and I also wet myself and shit myself too when I passed out. Ashley cleaned me up and took care of me the whole night like a champ. Should have married that woman but I never saw or heard from her again. Wherever you are Ashley Martin, just know I think about you all the time! Thanks for taking care of me on my 21st bday, I'm now 41 and haven't had an accident again! You will always be the one that got away... Bryan
I love when he realizes its his fault and then tells his mate that she was terrible. I love how his guy knew his boy so much that he knew what that meant. Friendship goals right there!
“You shit your pants on the Uber ride and I had to change your pants and clean up!” I don’t know what it is but something about that and just the way she said it…is funny to me! 🤣🤣🤣
The descriptions are always what gets me haha. And I had a feeling from the outset that it'd be Stevie who had shit the bed, shit's just got real with a crappy situation like that. Stevie coulda gone septic basting under the covers all night like that. Also I'm not used to tanked and "they're a tank" being used for being drunk, as I'm familiar with it being for when someone is stupid strong & can "tank" someone (knock em out) and can "tank" hits, basically being highly pain tolerant.
I think this channel needs another big series like DWMJ. I'm always expecting more after the one short film. I think you should start a longer-scale project back up again.
A NEW SHORT FILM EVERY WEDNESDAY! watch next weeks EARLY on patreon! (link in description) ENJOY !!
Do you have plans on what youre making next after you drop all of these shorts?
Love your shit, keep it up
You were a tank
You were a tank does not I repeat DOES NOT make sense
I know u aint just say "shitzburgh"
Amber Heard should have made a cameo in this!
been looking for this comment!
@@jaradrivers correct
Was expecting this
She's probably gonna die for stealing her story.
Mannnnn lmaoo
Whenever a girl is outta my league, I remind myself "everybody poops".
"A woman is only truly out of ur league if u choose to play THEIR game"-Martin Gillis
Ps. I'm Martin gillis BTW lol however it's totally true tho I got a friend who's a 5 on his best day but constantly knocks down 9s or 10s u know how he does it??? He's funny , he makes women laugh and the dude slays, u just gotta find what works for u, I also got a buddy who uses extremely corny pickup lines but he's persistent af and makes women feel special by the 9th or 10th one and he slays too. U just gotta be willing to play the game in ur own way and above all else be confident in what u say and any woman is obtainable. Of course ur statement also rings true EVERYBODY does poop 💩 🤣🤣
@@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight Are there unicorns in your fairy tale too? 🤣 No way 9s and 10s would want in their bed (and just because he is "funny") a guy who is max 5, especially not nowadays, when it is easier than ever for women to get validation and one-night stands from very attractive physically men because of social media and apps like Tinder.
@@piotr004 no unicorns here my friend, I'm honest to God telling the truth its literally an inside joke in our group of friends, my boy even knows he's unattractive and everytime he pulls we all do the whole "how does he do it man" eventho we already know it's cause the dude makes women laugh. I will agree that tinder and apps like it are akin to a bakery where flattery from attractive men is easy to come by but if my boy is in a social setting I'm telling u he kills almost everytime and they're never below an 8. He was blessed with the mouth just not with the looks and it seems his looks aren't affecting his game in the slightest.
@@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight Well, if you even swear to God, then okay. Hard to believe, but even anomalies exist :) My whole point - it's better to not give the false hope that every man can achieve that, because it certainly is not a common case, rather anomaly as I said.
@@piotr004 I fully agree with that, but we all have to remember that when u ask a woman out the worst she can say in "No" and then it pn to the next.. Honestly tho some guys just need that extra tiny bit of confidence to finally ask out that woman at the coffee shop he always sees on his break or the cashier whose always "really happy to see him" and flirts with him when he goes to get his groceries every other Friday. I said what I said bc dating (especially now) is a numbers game and the more men not afraid to ask a woman out the more chance they have to find love or atleast get laid.
"let's be mature about it"
*_( makes jokes the whole video )_*
hahahahaha
*hahahahahaha*
_hahahahaha_
Thats the point
*_-hahahahaha-_*
Johnny Depp gets PTSD every time he watches this
Someone shd tag him
😂
"Minus the poop we vibe" The one thing i hope to never have to say.
hahaha
@@stevie_emerson ur legend bro
Well it would be a shitty situation.
@@stevie_emerson 2 yrs later and I'm still rewatching all the vids! Love it man, please don't ever stop
As I saw this comment, the line was said
He pooped but she was cool and willing to hang out again. My boy lost a keeper there. R.I.P
Spoiler the fun
@@vijayvijay4123Not my problem you decided to read the comments and not pay attention to the video. 🤷🏻♂️
@@Rakuziio 😏😏 Spoilers
nah she wasn't a keeper she shoulda realized he thought she had shit the bed and tried to make him understand in a calm manner not get all pissed off at him for making a honest mistake.
That's wife material bro. You fucked up.
The entire video all I could think about was how they didn’t wash the sheets
its a skit
It’s a shit
Dead Below Zer0 I understand that
Jenner Cris Thanks I really tried with that shit
Dead Below Zer0 what
Plot twist: it was actually her and she smeared it all over his clothes in the middle of the night to cover it up.
Shitception :)
Another Plot Twist: Although she did that but real culprit was still him
@@user-bm9cv9vn2k 😂😂😂
Actually it's really true
@@Norgarion fammmm thats so funny lol
“Let’s be mature about this” more like “let’s be manure about this” I’ll stop
Lol
*SLOW CLAP* lol
Haha.. that shit was funny 🤣
No keep goin I demand it
Because this is a seriously fecal matter🙄
I met a girl who was way out of my league, she farted on our first date. I totally pretended it was me and not her. We ended up getting married.
well how many years
instantly accepted ur position 👍
It was a test
You passed with flying colours
and now you smell her fart everyday
@@pythn402 its been 7 years now
Amber be like : 👀
"Maybe shes just mad she dropped a 2 piece in your bed" best line ever
Such an underrated channel. Great editing and funny dialogue. Keep it up man!
Who is reminded of Amber Heard when you heard poop in bed 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
Absolutely. #MeTooNotMePoo
🙋🏻♂️
This SHIT keeps getting better and better, keep this good SHIT up man💙
hahahaha
@@stevie_emerson hahahaha
@@zester5704 hahahaha
@@EriPages hahahahaha
@Sabalghoo hahahahaha
Amber Heard has entered the chat
Just for reference calling someone "a tank" IS actually a saying.. If you call someone a tank, it means that they're capable of drinking a humongous amount of alcohol. For example, "Yo Stevie, you were a tank last night, you were downing shots like they were nothing."
Now on the other hand, if you want to say someone was really drunk, then you would proceed to say that they were "tanked." For example, "Yo Stevie, you were so tanked last night that you literally shit yourself in the uber."
ty s give this man an award, couldn’t explain it any better
A "tank" is also gamer language for someone who can take a lotta damage
Ogey and
@@gerosuarez2 Yeah, if someone had a lot of health they are a tank
I know another Steve that is a tank ...
I ran into my crush from middle school and junior high on my 21st birthday at the same bar. My frat brothers bought me 21 shots and I finished them all only to end with a prairie fire. The prairie fire set me over the edge and I started to puke all over in the bars bathroom. Ashley (my crush) saw that the guys were carrying me out and asked if she could come with and took care of me all night. I vomited in my buddies vents in his car, which he would end up having to sell due to the smell reactivating in the summer, and I also wet myself and shit myself too when I passed out. Ashley cleaned me up and took care of me the whole night like a champ. Should have married that woman but I never saw or heard from her again. Wherever you are Ashley Martin, just know I think about you all the time! Thanks for taking care of me on my 21st bday, I'm now 41 and haven't had an accident again! You will always be the one that got away... Bryan
The whole time I was wondering when he’s going to clean the sheets
Now they're just shits
Alex is low key a fantastic actor. His delivery always feels so natural
Dude nails the chill office coworker vibe perfectly
Stevie's uploads are always a highlight of my day lmao
More like the highlight of my LIFE!
Great acting as well!
True!!
@@peytonwalsh5219 When you poop in your dreams, you poop for real!! 💩💩 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍
@@stacychamness9077 👍
"This is quite the SHITIUATION" had me shitting my pants 💀
That “shit” is hilarious
See what I did there
Connor Gregory 😂 good “shit” bro
See what I did there
That shit ain't funny
Yep, give that joke a #2 outta 10
Who even imagined that we'd be witnessing this in real life with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
kinda made me think about what my life is gonna be like when im 22
no
no
no
Bro you’re 22 yet this year? Update us with life
@@lolxpism lol why
He predicted the future guys...He predicted Amber Heard
You were tanked as in drowning in alcohol would make sense
7:01-her anger buildup is totally genuine there… I mean you can just tell she’s getting madder and madder at his passiveness!
😏😄
What if he was the one who shit the bed
Edit: I finished the video
Juice wrld is desd
DeBuckets 21 what was that comment for. Lol
Everyone knows the smell of their own shit.
I love when he realizes its his fault and then tells his mate that she was terrible. I love how his guy knew his boy so much that he knew what that meant. Friendship goals right there!
No joke I was just thinking what if Stevie made a new video
every wednesday baby
@@stevie_emerson awesome
@@stevie_emerson bonjour
This aged like fine wine. At first I was sure this was a recent video making fun of Amber Heard but realized it’s 3 years old 😅
The way he looks around in the beginning killed me
It was recommended to me after watching Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard in court, hm, weird.
LOL, same here
What happened there
These two guys have the best chemistry. Funniest pair of actors on youtube!
Can't see someone commenting about
"Amber Heard"
You were a tank love all the vids but sad about no more juul videos
Senpai noticed me
I can't believe the girl was acting cool about that the next morning
The shit puns are absolutely everywhere and I love it!
Johnny depp be like :
The banter between Stevie and Alex reallly reminds me of the good ol' days with Arby n' the Chief!
I peeped that hole in the door bruh lmfao I feel you 🤣 😂
dudes its literally not fair at all how much credit you don't get for your videos. You work so hard on them and you deserve more.
Didn’t think this shit would be relevant in 2022 but here we are
This video feels like an hour long movie when youre high af. Very funny shit Stevie.
After the amber heard trial this hits different
I’m really enjoying the coalition of the Stevie Cinematic universe
Can't help but rewatch these videos. "you were the one who shit the bed huh?" "Yeah, I was." Looks down in disappointment 😂
"You're a tank" is usually said to someone who can drink a lot from what I know
“You shit your pants on the Uber ride and I had to change your pants and clean up!”
I don’t know what it is but something about that and just the way she said it…is funny to me! 🤣🤣🤣
I thought this was an Amber Heard reenactment.
And I thought what's wrong with American people? Is normal there poops on bed? 🤣🤣
This video had me dying. Can't say I've ever laughed that hard
Man these skits are so hilariously f*ckin intense.😂
This would be funny if girls actually pooped. jk another banger🙌🏾
What the hell.. Came in my recommendations 😂amber heard u did it🤣
did you know richard nixon died of a stroke in 1994
@Simone Archibald lol
Damn
#factoftheday
That's the best "shit happens" joke I've heard in my entire goddamn life!
“Like poo poo dude” dude, subscribed
The look on his face when it starts to click is fuckin gold
“You were a tank”
I can’t believe I watched this whole thing 😂
This vid let ayeeee hey man keep doing what ur doing man one day u will hit 1 mill
Amber Turd is now suing stevie for copyright infringement.
am i the only one that can picture him at barstool sports? like barstool hire this man
The “shit happens” killed me instantly
Biggest plot twist of 2019 🤣🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
2019?? this aged nicely.
Luv ya Stevie ur videos are what I look forward to every week
My dog stepped on a bee 🐝
You were a tank
But I am an Apache attack helicopter
WELL ISNT THIS RELEVANT TO AMBER HEARD
You make me laugh so hard every time I almost piss my pants keep it up( can I get a heart)
it's been a year but it's not too late to call you little miss pissy pants
hello miss piss-e pants
Stevies videos are so popular that even celebrities try to replicate it in real life.
You were a tank. A M4 Sherman tank to be specific.
The title gives me Amber Heard vibes.
wait didnt you just have 2 mil
He predicted Amber Heard
Thank u!!! U guys did the “puns”!!! This made my day. U guys need to keep this shit coming.
The descriptions are always what gets me haha. And I had a feeling from the outset that it'd be Stevie who had shit the bed, shit's just got real with a crappy situation like that. Stevie coulda gone septic basting under the covers all night like that.
Also I'm not used to tanked and "they're a tank" being used for being drunk, as I'm familiar with it being for when someone is stupid strong & can "tank" someone (knock em out) and can "tank" hits, basically being highly pain tolerant.
Can you do dwmj videos as a patreon reward? Or would you still get in legal trouble for that
It's over. I'm sorry.
thats a good idea lowkey
This video was ahead of its time
I actually finished watching schitts creek or however you spell it lol
Amber Heard be like...
Love these new videos man honestly you guys got serious talent
Here during the Depp trial and boy did this age well
I think this channel needs another big series like DWMJ. I'm always expecting more after the one short film. I think you should start a longer-scale project back up again.
we're working on it
Why on Earth have I never seen this content before? This channel is hilarious😂😂😂
‘’Where’s your jull''Stevie make more of if please
Security cam footage of Depp waking up next to Amber Turd
Anyone else immediately thought of Amber Heard after reading the title and only clicked to say that
Netflix, I just binge watched this mans RUclips channel for 3 hours, sign him already
You were a tank. Huh suh dud. I mean what the double u t f even is that.
Stevie... always ahead of the news
The plot twist was hilarious.
These puns are killer😂😂😂💀💯
Who else watched this while taking a shit?
Oh only me hmm thats weird
Same tbh
I’m on the pooper watching this as we speak ahaha
Love how the dudes cup says “liquid cocaine”
THIS GUY FUCKS!!! 🔥EDIT: if you were a tank 🤯
*Amber Heard has left the chat*
*Johnny Depp* “Let me tell ya what.”