Bill Burr - Advice: Girlfriend's Dysfunctional Family

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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
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  • @randomguy123able
    @randomguy123able 8 лет назад +361

    "When you feel no, say no." -Bill Burr 2K16

  • @xzcvzxvxcvz
    @xzcvzxvxcvz 8 лет назад +127

    "A few days" is never a few days

  • @ir0n2541
    @ir0n2541 8 лет назад +138

    I did that, i made the mistake of being socially polite, all i can say is i am now single and dodged a bullet that could have cost me years of misery with a dysfunctional family, like Bill says listen to your gut.

    • @xzcvzxvxcvz
      @xzcvzxvxcvz 8 лет назад +22

      Society's definition of polite is allowing "them" to take complete advantage of your politeness
      Congratulations on dodging that bullet👍

    • @DigBickOfaGod
      @DigBickOfaGod 5 лет назад +1

      Good on you my guy

  • @DamjanManevski
    @DamjanManevski 6 лет назад +123

    *2 min rant about it* Oh didn't read that part, sorry! Hahahahah what a king

  • @XLCoolJay
    @XLCoolJay 8 лет назад +82

    As someone who has politely manuevered around people like that in the past, I can tell you, you have to put a price on your happiness and don't sell it cheap. I would agree with everything Bill says here, there are some people you have to put your foot down and be honest and blunt.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 8 лет назад +15

      +XLCoolJay that saves you a lot of trouble down the line as well.

    • @Will-cv6xv
      @Will-cv6xv 6 лет назад

      Yeah but what if they're bigger than you?

  • @Tupemo
    @Tupemo 8 лет назад +175

    "He smells my meundies..." :DD

  • @raj-cr4nl
    @raj-cr4nl 8 лет назад +61

    So you'll be having 5 people living 5 out of 7 days per week in your "small, 1 bedroom apartment?". No, no deal. Maybe mom can stay but that's it.

  • @TurdFerguson884
    @TurdFerguson884 5 лет назад +6

    This is what my parents have always told me and this is why their marriage has stood the test of time. When you feel no, you say no even when they’re family don’t let that blood is thicker than water bullshit get in the way of your gut instinct, they’re people just like anybody else, blood doesn’t absolve them of being assholesz

  • @cardinprice380
    @cardinprice380 8 лет назад +67

    BILL FOR PRESIDENT!!!

  • @danijelambrozic
    @danijelambrozic 5 лет назад +6

    Breaking up after 7 years and 9 years ago -> suffering for a loooong time, in years.
    Breaking up with other girl few months ago and after 3 years + listening to Bill Burr -> only few days or weeks of suffering.
    You're an eye opener when ego, crush and cultural programming close someone's eyes :D

  • @MENofMAYHEM6593
    @MENofMAYHEM6593 8 лет назад +10

    "I'm breaking out in hives reading this thing, this is how much of a fucking issue this is"

  • @ctlight97
    @ctlight97 7 лет назад +38

    This is probably my favorite Bill segment of all time. Honestly inspiring.

    • @EatABullet69
      @EatABullet69 7 лет назад

      Colin Light agreed.

    • @a.fee-oh1328
      @a.fee-oh1328 4 года назад

      "I dont want that guys balls dangling in our commode."
      That killed me.

    • @alexanderdeadmansche
      @alexanderdeadmansche 2 года назад

      Love how much he hates the brother

  • @EatABullet69
    @EatABullet69 7 лет назад +9

    This is bill burr's podcast at its best. This had dying laughing the whole time 😂😂😂

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 8 лет назад +22

    "He smells my meundies" lol.

  • @Happyheart146
    @Happyheart146 4 года назад +16

    Did 11 years with boyfriends family invading my home, Bill is spot on here, "if you feel no, say no", took a breakdown to get rid of the vampires. Not even still with the ex after all that. Wow, all those years down the pan, people pleasing a bunch of c u n t s because of social politeness. Never let other people intrude on your life.

  • @futurestrangeofficial
    @futurestrangeofficial 6 лет назад +6

    "He smells my MeUndies" "There's a Super 8 down the street" ☠️

  • @louiscyphre6049
    @louiscyphre6049 8 лет назад +44

    No offence to the dude who wrote in but he probably can't see his own girlfriends dysfunction. "Blinded by love... "

    • @mglaston9874
      @mglaston9874 8 лет назад +4

      +Louis “dimevision420” Cyphre Spot on!

  • @IronheadOfScroteus
    @IronheadOfScroteus 8 лет назад +3

    "That's far enough there, Sparky." LOL!

  • @chuzzrocket
    @chuzzrocket 4 года назад +4

    "Dude, I'm breaking out in hives reading this thing."

  • @jacobprice4907
    @jacobprice4907 2 года назад +1

    “Because he smells .. meundies” line was classic, spat a mouth full of protein shake up the wall 😂😂

  • @jennamercury7625
    @jennamercury7625 6 лет назад +3

    I wish I'd have had Bill to drop advice on me as a youngster, jeez the pain, aggravation and suffering I'd have been spared! #HailBillBurr

  • @KarbineKyle
    @KarbineKyle 7 лет назад +6

    Jesus Christ! That is my younger brother in a nutshell! He's fits the description of this douche perfectly! Thank you, Bill! I love this podcast and your stand-ups!

  • @heavyflippingrandmasboifir669
    @heavyflippingrandmasboifir669 7 лет назад +7

    Its like the show "Everyone Loves Raymond!!!!"

  • @AdADglgmutShevanel
    @AdADglgmutShevanel 2 года назад +1

    My girlfriends 24 year old brother lived on our couch in our tiny 1 bedroom apartment for 6 months. Of those 6 months, he only worked a total of 2 months and only paid 3 months of rent. He was so lazy, just watching TV and playing video games all day, sleeping until noon when he should have been applying to jobs. That was a frustrating time. We had to tell him that he had to go.

  • @buckfuddy489
    @buckfuddy489 5 лет назад +3

    "I don't even know this guy n I fuckin hate em"..me too B, me too..

  • @sunbabyocelot
    @sunbabyocelot 5 лет назад +3

    Holy shit thank you so much Bill Burr!!! Needed to hear this all so bad, my favorite one yet.

  • @aurarus
    @aurarus 8 лет назад +2

    That bit at the end was perfect

  • @xallthatremains8339
    @xallthatremains8339 6 лет назад +1

    Bill is the best social advisor ever!

  • @jamesdonohue7491
    @jamesdonohue7491 5 месяцев назад

    Casually drops a me-undies promo mid read😂 priceless

  • @GearsDemon
    @GearsDemon 8 лет назад +4

    9:56 yep, i'm with billy

  • @RyanSmith-zj6ys
    @RyanSmith-zj6ys 4 года назад +1

    Really helped me with my current living situation

  • @tattoocharlie551
    @tattoocharlie551 7 лет назад +3

    You feel No, you say No !

  • @alexanderdeadmansche
    @alexanderdeadmansche 2 года назад

    This is my fave bill burr clip. Love how annoyed he gets about it

  • @APSXX
    @APSXX 8 лет назад +4

    Love you Billium Burrito.

  • @Dommie222
    @Dommie222 Год назад

    5:10 Bill Burr explains why at least 50% of all individual problems exist.

  • @TheTube8u
    @TheTube8u 5 лет назад +1

    “I’m fucking breaking out in hives” aaaaaahahahaha

  • @lars1296
    @lars1296 4 года назад +1

    10:17 Most important lesson in a relationship

  • @RichardChamberlinTV
    @RichardChamberlinTV 8 лет назад +5

    Stand up and be assertive now! Making issues are when you let it happen and then tell them. You think it's easier bro to stop the family once they start living there for weeks? or Months or even just not care about you? Who's paying rent? Caring for you besides you? If it's just you, then Bill is 100% correct, it's your life WOW that's not okay just hearing it but be cool and results needs to happen in you favor now or it will never happen. Also it sounds like, (unfortunately) the siblings are being cared for like they're handicapped or mentally disabled or just lazy. That's hard but you need to respect you. You girl needs to see your frustrated and that this is not a healthy sitsuation. UPDATE US MAN! PLEASE! GOOD LUCK!

  • @marksilva311
    @marksilva311 4 года назад +1

    Great advice.

  • @philorgneopolotin8762
    @philorgneopolotin8762 3 года назад +2

    Lmao this clearly hit a nerve with Bill 😂 he definitely had to deal with some scenario like before, or at least had to happen to a few people close to him

  • @Anjunabeast23
    @Anjunabeast23 8 лет назад +3

    There's a Super8 down the street...

  • @ja3482
    @ja3482 4 года назад +2

    7:29 Free endorsement for MeUndies? I'll bet they loved this one.

  • @CurePhyllodes
    @CurePhyllodes 7 лет назад +3

    Ahh! The advice he gives at the very end is incredibly profound! I love it!!! Does anyone know if he ever wrote back in with an update?

  • @victortorres
    @victortorres 5 лет назад +1

    First I was like “wtf?! Ads?” Then a realized the page and I’m like “alright I’m calm.”

  • @northhallbabe13
    @northhallbabe13 4 года назад +3

    He smells my me undies Hahahahahahaha god I love Bill

  • @ousmanediakhaby8339
    @ousmanediakhaby8339 5 лет назад

    - What do you have to lose here?... Other than your happiness - Bill

  • @letsgobrandon136
    @letsgobrandon136 4 года назад +2

    And if she uses the "let's just break up" shit then call her bluff or she'll use it every time she don't get her way

  • @cardinprice380
    @cardinprice380 8 лет назад +1

    Bill is THAT DUDE!!

  • @scottlloyd4022
    @scottlloyd4022 3 года назад +1

    "He's smelling my meundies".

  • @DaylightRobberyCA
    @DaylightRobberyCA 8 лет назад +1

    MASSIVE FRAME instruction from Billbob Beetle

  • @deshniemoodley8180
    @deshniemoodley8180 7 лет назад +2

    Smells my meundies .. I died 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheTube8u
    @TheTube8u 5 лет назад

    I continue to be amazed at how I relate to you on many things. I feel the same way about dealing with someone’s horses ass family members. I have always felt that it was maybe not very flexible or nice of me to be this way. But I just can’t compromise on some things

  • @Mike-nf6nf
    @Mike-nf6nf 4 года назад +1

    This lunatic is a wizard.

  • @gunkle7986
    @gunkle7986 8 лет назад +2

    I'm surprised no-one got shot. They are gonna run up on the wrong people one day.

  • @SkuIIKn1ght
    @SkuIIKn1ght 5 лет назад +3

    Man I really hope this guy took bills advice.

  • @anthonyavila4027
    @anthonyavila4027 8 лет назад +3

    Real simple my house my rules.

  • @dumba989
    @dumba989 8 лет назад

    I GET BILL!!!! I knew there was a reason why I fucks with him, especially his talk in the last 3 minutes of this portion of the MMPC

  • @zagear
    @zagear 8 лет назад +1

    Burr 2016!

  • @stevej1996
    @stevej1996 6 лет назад

    I lived on a gated property with 2 houses, 1 me and my baby mommas and 2 her mom, all I can say is NO! Don't do it!

  • @traviscoates6878
    @traviscoates6878 3 года назад

    “In between places” is the scariest situation for an in-law...Just say no!!!!!!

  • @kikoredog
    @kikoredog 5 лет назад +1

    non-fucking-negotiable

  • @lac2500
    @lac2500 8 лет назад +1

    0:24 😄

  • @wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg
    @wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg 5 лет назад

    Bill Burr: Daga Kotowaru!!!

  • @dylanmason4235
    @dylanmason4235 8 месяцев назад

    *fuck all that* -BB

  • @joshualeija9984
    @joshualeija9984 4 года назад

    Oh this might be!

  • @_jadori_175
    @_jadori_175 6 лет назад

    Well, ya know what, that fucker...he cant stay there then!! love Bill

  • @reecealeck8314
    @reecealeck8314 5 лет назад +1

    Update?

  • @supastar25
    @supastar25 8 лет назад +14

    Some women are unbelievable...doesn't she see what's wrong with what she's proposing? FFS

  • @codetafoya9763
    @codetafoya9763 5 лет назад +1

    100!!!

  • @a.fee-oh1328
    @a.fee-oh1328 3 года назад

    "I dont want his balls...dangling in our commode. "
    I bet that's not an image women think of very often.

  • @barak363363
    @barak363363 4 года назад

    5:00

  • @vikasshukla9667
    @vikasshukla9667 4 года назад

    Where is the follow up

  • @phoenixsun488
    @phoenixsun488 4 года назад

    How are people getting these emails to bill. I’m trying to ask a question.

  • @Vlad-wl3fw
    @Vlad-wl3fw 5 лет назад +1

    Sooner or later , Bill, You gotta start charging these people for giving out such excellent advice, man! It's like you're a psychologist/family therapist. P.S. Absolutely love listening to there podcasts, man.

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 5 лет назад +1

      Most of his advice is to just dump the girl then go to the gym and get in shape 😂

  • @landonic81
    @landonic81 5 лет назад +3

    Jesus Bill hates this guy 😂

  • @ffsf739
    @ffsf739 7 лет назад +2

    Did the guy respond? I'd REALLY like to know the end of this story!

    • @Vlad-wl3fw
      @Vlad-wl3fw 5 лет назад

      yeah me too. can't find the answer to that though.

  • @jeremymatthews2002
    @jeremymatthews2002 5 лет назад

    Families will do th he ol switch a rooo

  • @illuminatingresonance7478
    @illuminatingresonance7478 6 лет назад +3

    Staying in a 1 bedroom wtf is that

  • @user-cd2cz3tv3u
    @user-cd2cz3tv3u 5 лет назад

    Lol prob should come at that at little softer..ill bet just 1 person who lives there has some kind of mental issue & the whole family is protecting that family memebers secret. Gotta consider that, but after the ‘Pool Table’ comment, i dont think this dude who is also a cop, seems like Mr sensitive lol

  • @merrychristmas1022
    @merrychristmas1022 6 лет назад +2

    ghost her

    • @Xakslied
      @Xakslied 6 лет назад +3

      Merry Christmas shut up coward

  • @D1chiilnthamost
    @D1chiilnthamost 5 лет назад

    Everybody loves Raymond but not funny at all.

  • @PilloTheStar
    @PilloTheStar 2 месяца назад

    "This might be the ol' right there fred for your relationship" 😂