The Hidden Rules of Conversation

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  4 года назад +27464

    Please keep all vegan jokes in this thread. Or, preferably, inside your own head.

    • @spywalkz1
      @spywalkz1 4 года назад +1605

      Hello Tom wait why is this posted a week ago?
      me: *visible confusion*

    • @jyedurnan4793
      @jyedurnan4793 4 года назад +809

      Tom Scott 1 week ago message on a just uploaded video 🤔

    • @yousefnashwan3366
      @yousefnashwan3366 4 года назад +425

      Oh my god, 1 week ago?

    • @brandonfitzgerald8705
      @brandonfitzgerald8705 4 года назад +1322

      I refuse to accept the rights or independence of the vegan rebels.

    • @magnusnate
      @magnusnate 4 года назад +1066

      meat

  • @lasangthecat8090
    @lasangthecat8090 3 года назад +6975

    *Goes to a crime scene for no reason*
    "Hey officer, i didn't kill him"

    • @ihsahnakerfeldt9280
      @ihsahnakerfeldt9280 3 года назад +598

      Which is factually correct but because of these implied maxims is interpreted to mean something entirely different. Human communication is so complicated. It's fascinating.

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 3 года назад +415

      @@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 you sound like an alien and it's hilarious to me

    • @GTAandApplechannel
      @GTAandApplechannel 3 года назад +147

      @@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 cops : seem a little bit sus to me

    • @ihsahnakerfeldt9280
      @ihsahnakerfeldt9280 3 года назад +296

      @@blueninja012 I'm not an alien though. I promise. You have to believe me.

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 3 года назад +238

      @@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 hmm, that reply took 2 months, perhaps this is due to you being far from earth when you left it?

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 года назад +14237

    Student: "I need a recommendation letter"
    Professor: "There's a garage down the road"

    • @ИванСнежков-з9й
      @ИванСнежков-з9й 4 года назад +634

      University burns out after a professor has been set on fire.

    • @danishmalik2185
      @danishmalik2185 4 года назад +290

      If you think philosophically this might make alot more sense

    • @jobansand
      @jobansand 4 года назад +735

      @@danishmalik2185 philosophically telling the student to get a job at the garage and quit philosophy?

    • @marklastenson1012
      @marklastenson1012 4 года назад +279

      *asks gas station manager for a recommendation of their work at the cash register*

    • @danishmalik2185
      @danishmalik2185 4 года назад +136

      @@jobansand Or you're so bad that a recommendation letter from garage is enough for you

  • @plasmodesmatra
    @plasmodesmatra 4 года назад +6607

    "I'm out of petrol"
    "That's good, it probably wasn't safe to be in it"

    • @user-he4ef9br7z
      @user-he4ef9br7z 4 года назад +29

      Damn that took almost 5 seconds to hit me

    • @AkaiAzul
      @AkaiAzul 4 года назад +53

      "I suspect we will be igniting the midnight petroleum."
      ~Commander Data when attempting to rehearse the phrase 'burning the midnight oil.'

    • @dontreadthispleaseibegyou
      @dontreadthispleaseibegyou 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @v2thyl153
      @v2thyl153 3 года назад +11

      @@randomperson1934 Step 2. Wait for it to rain

    • @aqueercommunist
      @aqueercommunist 3 года назад +1

      @UberKrassMann the climate crisis is already happening and ppl likely wont run out of petrol until after the 99% is dead

  • @johnalock1201
    @johnalock1201 3 года назад +4990

    "I need some milk"
    "There's a shop down the street"
    "Does it sell milk?"
    "No."

    • @chaoticstarfish3401
      @chaoticstarfish3401 2 года назад +24

      I actually do this a lot

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 2 года назад +121

      @@chaoticstarfish3401 have you considered the Japanese art of seppuku

    • @JudyBabajie
      @JudyBabajie 2 года назад +37

      That's why dad never came back home 🥺💔

    • @namAehT
      @namAehT Год назад +52

      It seems like when you break these rules there's a very good chance you come off as sounding super sarcastic.

    • @leftysheppey
      @leftysheppey Год назад +10

      @@namAehT yes, it's great

  • @TylerBird98
    @TylerBird98 4 года назад +11704

    “ here’s your drink, I didn’t poison it”

    • @DavidBourne001
      @DavidBourne001 4 года назад +229

      "We didn't burn him!"

    • @Brindlebrother
      @Brindlebrother 4 года назад +556

      enjoy your next 24 hours.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 4 года назад +220

      I'll bet you are wondering which drink I put the poison in. Am I the sort of person to poison the other person's drink--or am I the sort of person to poison my drink?

    • @barrypuccini6142
      @barrypuccini6142 4 года назад +12

      @@DavidBourne001 Stay local

    • @indikulkarni7781
      @indikulkarni7781 4 года назад +24

      @@Brindlebrother enjoy your last 24 hours

  • @Eri.262
    @Eri.262 4 года назад +20428

    Bruh so this is why I can say “have a good day” but “enjoy the next 24 hours” is suspicious

    • @mercentperrault
      @mercentperrault 4 года назад +1077

      Try
      “I'm just gonna hurt you....... really....... really.......bad”
      instead of just
      “I'll teach you alright”.

    • @shortybb
      @shortybb 4 года назад +49

      Yes

    • @Djorgal
      @Djorgal 4 года назад +128

      @@mercentperrault By the way, shouldn't that be "badly"?

    • @playdoughmaster808
      @playdoughmaster808 4 года назад +461

      Honestly the second sounds like your gonna kill someone

    • @Yetaxa
      @Yetaxa 4 года назад +446

      I've always found any situation where '24 hours' is used instead of just 'a day' to be suspicious

  • @ristopaasivirta9770
    @ristopaasivirta9770 4 года назад +4258

    It is actually cheaper to add the asbestos to the cereals yourself.

    • @Everyyoueverymiau
      @Everyyoueverymiau 4 года назад +4

      Risto Paasivirta 🤣

    • @xavi.cat.4095
      @xavi.cat.4095 4 года назад +36

      I'll make sure to do that next time!

    • @andimeadwell5233
      @andimeadwell5233 4 года назад +75

      @@DarkVitamins username checks out

    • @marschallblucher6197
      @marschallblucher6197 4 года назад +1

      Yummy!

    • @Big.hossss
      @Big.hossss 4 года назад +12

      @@DarkVitamins no joke, presumably just two seemingly unconnected words that sound like they have some second meaning when put together.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 2 года назад +5097

    The 3 unwritten rules of conversation:
    1.
    2.
    3.

  • @c0nceited822
    @c0nceited822 3 года назад +7520

    My “not involved in human trafficking” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt.

    • @antsinmyeyes
      @antsinmyeyes 3 года назад +407

      nice try matt gaetz

    • @aidenbagshaw5573
      @aidenbagshaw5573 3 года назад +103

      @@antsinmyeyes Best reply comment I've seen all year.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 3 года назад +32

      Well, why would you wear a shirt like that unless there was some reason to think you were involved in human trafficking? >_>

    • @safeforwork8546
      @safeforwork8546 3 года назад +427

      @@KnakuanaRka that is infact the joke thanks for noticing do not pass go do not collect 200$

    • @ollypebble
      @ollypebble 3 года назад +2

      uh not quirky and cool? sex work is work

  • @FreterP
    @FreterP 3 года назад +7549

    All this, as with everything having to do with language, has to be learned. I remember calling someone and their kid answered the phone and I asked "Is your dad there?" And they just said "yes" and hung up.

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 3 года назад +1220

      They knew all that already, they just don't like you

    • @burntramennoodles1723
      @burntramennoodles1723 3 года назад +220

      With a username like "Freter", I'd hang up too.

    • @pizzawonderer5024
      @pizzawonderer5024 3 года назад +295

      I wanna be that kid's friend

    • @kzch9923
      @kzch9923 3 года назад +523

      Power move

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 3 года назад +577

      I took so long to learn these rules.
      In an 8th grade boating course, I was just kinda looking out onto the sea.
      Strict instructor, with intent to tell me to do something: "Are you bored?"
      Me: "Nope"
      Instructor, surprised: "O- oh, okay"
      *I keep watching the sea*

  • @Calimbandil87
    @Calimbandil87 4 года назад +10444

    One of my favourites are:
    -Do you need any shaving cream.
    -No, I don't like how it tastes.
    -You eat shaving cream?
    -No, why would I do that if I don't like the taste?

    • @ullasjoseph4502
      @ullasjoseph4502 4 года назад +368

      You must have tasted it though..at least once.

    • @Sophie_the_Sapphic
      @Sophie_the_Sapphic 4 года назад +1014

      @@ullasjoseph4502 why would I do that, it doesn't taste good.

    • @user-he4ef9br7z
      @user-he4ef9br7z 4 года назад +197

      How do you know you don't like the taste if you haven't tried it atleast once.

    • @Sophie_the_Sapphic
      @Sophie_the_Sapphic 4 года назад +20

      @@user-he4ef9br7z *the

    • @harrietyes
      @harrietyes 4 года назад +145

      @@user-he4ef9br7z assumptions, assumptions

  • @Freeman4815
    @Freeman4815 3 года назад +8093

    Employer: what is your main flaw
    Candidate: I correctly interpret the semantics of the questions, but I ignore their essence.
    Employer: could you give an example
    Candidate: I could

    • @Undesignedd
      @Undesignedd 2 года назад +361

      But technically answer included the essence.

    • @issaach
      @issaach 2 года назад +297

      I want to hear about you work experience.
      That's interesting

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 2 года назад +486

      Employer: What is your main flaw?
      Candidate: I always tell the truth.
      Employer: I don't think that's a flaw
      Candidate: I don't care what you think

    • @nicholassingleton6488
      @nicholassingleton6488 2 года назад +79

      @@issaach "I figured you would, as that would be a wise way to gauge how I might work here"

    • @alfiemcfarland2932
      @alfiemcfarland2932 2 года назад +6

      Can you keep a secret?

  • @emilys1418
    @emilys1418 3 года назад +9261

    Every teacher who says “I don’t know, caaaan you use the bathroom?” is breaking these guidelines and needs to be educated

    • @mr.gilbert2790
      @mr.gilbert2790 3 года назад +294

      Actually, they’re not. They are going by the guidelines as they imply that you either can’t, or are not being polite

    • @johnnyheli
      @johnnyheli 3 года назад +1198

      I read "educated" as "executed" and still agreed

    • @spockskynet
      @spockskynet 3 года назад +337

      @@mr.gilbert2790 At this point they are as it's no longer impolite to phrase it that way. At least in the US.

    • @eamonnwalker4512
      @eamonnwalker4512 3 года назад +329

      @@spockskynet You can't make sweeping generalizations like that about the entirety of US culture. Americans all hate that.

    • @sydneyhammond8834
      @sydneyhammond8834 3 года назад +376

      @@mr.gilbert2790 You neglect the secondary superlative form of can that implies request for permission. Emily is correct.

  • @potatoonastick2239
    @potatoonastick2239 4 года назад +26012

    Me: "I'll have a big mac without strawberries please."
    McDonald's employee: "...strawberries?"
    Me: "No thanks."

    • @TotalNigelFargothDeath
      @TotalNigelFargothDeath 4 года назад +1509

      H Y D R A T E D W A T E R

    • @jorgepeterbarton
      @jorgepeterbarton 4 года назад +725

      Me;
      I would like to use the toilet and buy a big mac without the big mac please.

    • @eoghan.5003
      @eoghan.5003 4 года назад +1175

      "I'll have a big mac free of charge"
      "...free?"
      "Oh, that's great thanks!"

    • @LeahLuciB
      @LeahLuciB 4 года назад +178

      And I'll have a 6.99 tip.

    • @zsin128
      @zsin128 4 года назад +57

      Potato on a stick I would eat that

  • @4it4k
    @4it4k 3 года назад +8052

    Server: Would you like something to drink?
    Customer: What are my options?
    Server: Yes and no.

    • @neillunavat
      @neillunavat 3 года назад +89

      Yes *or* no?

    • @rorymckinlay2496
      @rorymckinlay2496 3 года назад +174

      @@neillunavat either yes to drinks or no to drinks not the list of drinks

    • @bfc9467
      @bfc9467 3 года назад +304

      @@neillunavat yes AND no are both options, meaning the customer should answer yes OR no. Using AND was correct.

    • @louisvictor3473
      @louisvictor3473 3 года назад +49

      @@darkforge15 I believe the serve is a sassy computer just waiting for the signal to join the robot revolution and overthrow humanity.

    • @harryhirsch3637
      @harryhirsch3637 3 года назад +14

      @@louisvictor3473 Wait! Skynet now serves drinks?

  • @kamikazesenpai21
    @kamikazesenpai21 2 года назад +2693

    As a person who is not a serial killer, I find this video interesting

  • @psuedoscience6943
    @psuedoscience6943 4 года назад +5542

    I’m never saying “I was being sarcastic” ever again. “I was flouting Grice’s Maxim of Truth”

    • @PerMortensen
      @PerMortensen 4 года назад +861

      And in doing that you'd be flouting Grice's Maxim of Manner.

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind 4 года назад +96

      Per Mortensen Best Response to a RUclips Comment of The Day.

    • @JerichoTheCity
      @JerichoTheCity 4 года назад +56

      Indubitably

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 4 года назад +40

      @@JerichoTheCity Inconceivable!

    • @ReyaadGafur
      @ReyaadGafur 4 года назад +21

      How irrevocably obsurd.

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 4 года назад +13781

    I sense that breaking these guidelines is the simplest form of comedy.

    • @jonathanapple4828
      @jonathanapple4828 4 года назад +586

      Ever seen Airplane?

    • @darthvader2994
      @darthvader2994 4 года назад +380

      @@jonathanapple4828 is that the stop calling me Shirley film?

    • @jonathanapple4828
      @jonathanapple4828 4 года назад +87

      Darth Vader ye

    • @darthvader2994
      @darthvader2994 4 года назад +82

      @@jonathanapple4828 then i have seen a small portion of it, i think it has the same guy who did some shows my dad liked and i very much liked my dad's humour so i will definitely see if i can find it :)

    • @azlizzie
      @azlizzie 4 года назад +299

      The funniest people do tend to be very witty and great at conversation. I’m so bad at all of it. I’m only funny on accident. 🙄

  • @apocalipseleaguepl9248
    @apocalipseleaguepl9248 3 года назад +8641

    Near my home there is a car wash with a giant banner saying “Using this car wash is 100% legal”. It's been there even before the pandemic. I am so concerned every time I see it.

    • @impact0r
      @impact0r 3 года назад +629

      Do legal operations concern you?

    • @CallenderMan
      @CallenderMan 3 года назад +679

      What's wrong with a 100% legal car wash?

    • @denisnewborn4700
      @denisnewborn4700 3 года назад +907

      "Not laundering money for my methlab"

    • @devforfun5618
      @devforfun5618 3 года назад +219

      to be fair, ilegal car washing is a problem where i live, you cant legaly use drinking water for that, but most places don't care they probably just bribe the cops to avoid getting sued

    • @thatpersonsmusic
      @thatpersonsmusic 3 года назад +284

      @@phillipternullo4720 you just need to poison the water before you wash the car

  • @angrywizard3199
    @angrywizard3199 3 года назад +436

    This reminds me of a writing tip, where instead of saying "a treeless plain" you say "a barren plain", because adding treeless makes people think of trees and then the absence of them

    • @hdr_diamondz
      @hdr_diamondz 2 года назад +9

      this is clever

    • @user-zu1ix3yq2w
      @user-zu1ix3yq2w Год назад +8

      Very nice. I always wondered about this.
      Here's a random tip: verbs.

    • @GeorgeDCowley
      @GeorgeDCowley Год назад +4

      Stumps, in my case.

    • @electric_whelk1653
      @electric_whelk1653 Год назад +28

      see I prefer treeless for that exact reason! I once read Ted Hughes describe the "strengthless neck" of a corpse and it's still one of the most harrowing things I've ever read

  • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
    @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 4 года назад +3960

    "Coffee or tea?"
    "Coffee"
    "Wrong, it's tea."

    • @Corwin256
      @Corwin256 3 года назад +138

      The Spiffing Brit has entered the chat.

    • @gswcooper7162
      @gswcooper7162 3 года назад +79

      There was one little exchange in the Doctor Who serial Shada that I absolutely loved. The absent-minded Professor Chronitis has offered Parsons a cup of tea. Then...
      CHRONOTIS: Milk?
      PARSONS: Oh, yes please.
      CHRONOTIS [OC]: One lump or two?
      PARSONS: Two please.
      CHRONOTIS [OC]: Sugar?

    • @cathipalmer8217
      @cathipalmer8217 3 года назад +2

      @@gswcooper7162 Chronotis as in Douglas Adams, I take it?

    • @sparrow4852
      @sparrow4852 3 года назад +1

      No it’s avocado

    • @markchapman6800
      @markchapman6800 3 года назад +26

      @@gswcooper7162 Or from the Goon Show:
      "One or two spoons, Ned?"
      "Two please!"
      * clank * "I'm.." * clank * "sorry we haven't any sugar."

  • @EdenNov
    @EdenNov 4 года назад +5151

    My favorite: "I didn't kill anyone today!"

    • @billyyank2198
      @billyyank2198 4 года назад +290

      But the day ain't over yet.

    • @Areegatoe
      @Areegatoe 4 года назад +53

      So you killed someone tomorrow?

    • @Speireata4
      @Speireata4 4 года назад +111

      Good job breaking the habit then.

    • @electricmaster23
      @electricmaster23 4 года назад +42

      Speak for yourself!

    • @xxcrypticxx3806
      @xxcrypticxx3806 4 года назад +29

      There's always another day...

  • @morganeclipse9038
    @morganeclipse9038 4 года назад +3357

    Police officer: Walking by.
    Me: "I've done nothing wrong."
    Officer: ...
    Me: Runs.
    How to get arrested for not commiting a crime and telling the truth about that.

    • @zachattack1279
      @zachattack1279 3 года назад +298

      I think your problem is that you’re black

    • @ananttiwari1337
      @ananttiwari1337 3 года назад +43

      @@zachattack1279 I don't think black people are beat up that much by police? Why are you trying to ruin their reputation? Sure some do, but most don't, and THATS what matters.

    • @RVNmax
      @RVNmax 3 года назад +104

      @@ananttiwari1337 'their'? Which party are you referring to haha. Im trying to work it out

    • @robertsmith-williams5255
      @robertsmith-williams5255 3 года назад +75

      @@RVNmax I have a feeling that anant's comment is legit irony, it's hard to find good examples, this could be one

    • @DespOIcito
      @DespOIcito 3 года назад +75

      Did you conveniently miss all of the black people who were killed when the BLM protests were happening more last year?

  • @ShiftyMalcontent
    @ShiftyMalcontent 3 года назад +225

    i was not expecting to randomly stumble on a video that perfectly explains why I despise modern marketing so concisely: it intentionally breaks what we consider to be basic rules of communication in an effort to manipulate people

    • @btf_flotsam478
      @btf_flotsam478 Год назад +7

      Politicians also do this all the time, but in a slightly subtler way.

  • @eternal8song
    @eternal8song 4 года назад +2135

    See this is why I get really suspicious when Windows assures me that the OS update has not moved my files. What did you do to my files, Windows?

    • @FoxDren
      @FoxDren 4 года назад +287

      Oh many many things. They just haven't moved

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 4 года назад +309

      “All your files are exactly where you left them.”
      Goddammit, now I have to check.

    • @nonnymoose7005
      @nonnymoose7005 4 года назад +61

      I think this is derived from a step in the update process known as "user profile migration," in which Windows actually _does_ move your files around (but by the end of it, they've returned to where you expect them!)

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 4 года назад +61

      @@nonnymoose7005 I guess this is why it says that your files are “exactly where you left them,” and not that they weren’t moved. Interesting!

    • @albertjackinson
      @albertjackinson 4 года назад +37

      This is hilarious.
      On a related note, I always find it funny when an operating system tries its hand at natural, contextual conversation and falls flat on its face.

  • @TheAmazingSpiderPunk
    @TheAmazingSpiderPunk 4 года назад +2156

    This reminds me of seeing a giant building in Washington DC called "LEGAL SEAFOOD". I never have been more suspect of the legality of seafood than when I came across that restaurant.

    • @juliangaming9713
      @juliangaming9713 3 года назад +30

      Oi I've been there, that was super odd

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 года назад +35

      @@oomfie357 seems very "trustworthy"

    • @mejhdhhicbfshihids652
      @mejhdhhicbfshihids652 3 года назад +162

      Would you say that they were handling salmon in suspicious circumstances

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 3 года назад +11

      They probably mean no sharks and stuff

    • @ajs41
      @ajs41 3 года назад +6

      Im English but I saw one of those next to the tourist boat habour in Boston.

  • @0bread286
    @0bread286 4 года назад +5226

    "The sun is 93 million miles away! That's over 4 football fields!"

    • @thatgaming1940
      @thatgaming1940 4 года назад +296

      i mean you ARE correct

    • @bukachell
      @bukachell 3 года назад +43

      @Heather Petersen You can also say "It's/There's at least 1" in the same scenario, no pun intended

    • @stinksorstonks1498
      @stinksorstonks1498 3 года назад +40

      I always say that. If anyone asks me a question where the answer is a number I say "at least 2"

    • @NGC1433
      @NGC1433 3 года назад +32

      And even longer than three toyota corollas stacked!

    • @CaTastrophy427
      @CaTastrophy427 3 года назад +77

      "You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad?"

  • @lisee123
    @lisee123 3 года назад +1514

    So I learned about this is semantics class, back in the day, but it just now occurs to me that this could be a very helpful guide for neurodivergant people who struggle with conversation skills.

    • @bunhead8158
      @bunhead8158 3 года назад +57

      ABSOLUTELY!!!

    • @kavaop2121
      @kavaop2121 2 года назад +14

      am i neurodivergant?

    • @HiyaJemma
      @HiyaJemma 2 года назад +68

      50/50, sometimes it just looks like mockery, other times it’s genuinely helpful distinguishing it

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 2 года назад +6

      what did you just call me

    • @Juleesuz
      @Juleesuz 2 года назад +6

      You know, you are on to something there. 😏

  • @ThatPyukumuku
    @ThatPyukumuku 3 года назад +5033

    "How many people are there on Earth?"
    "At least 7"

    • @tatertatertatertatertater
      @tatertatertatertatertater 3 года назад +154

      Probably somewhere between 7 and 9.058329*10^58

    • @zekrua4006
      @zekrua4006 3 года назад +96

      @@tatertatertatertatertater are you sure? because it's leaning one way or the other and some guy on xbox live mentioned my mother

    • @segmentsAndCurves
      @segmentsAndCurves 3 года назад +9

      @@tatertatertatertatertater Between 7 and 2^2^2^2^2.

    • @tatertatertatertatertater
      @tatertatertatertatertater 3 года назад +5

      @@zekrua4006 Well it could technically be 6 but it's a 1 in 5673 percent chance

    • @-Len.
      @-Len. 3 года назад +7

      I mean, your not wrong

  • @nunyabidness117
    @nunyabidness117 3 года назад +2421

    -I'm seeing stars.
    -Did you see a doctor?
    -No, just stars.

    • @andrewstephens5885
      @andrewstephens5885 3 года назад +6

      i think depending on how you say that reply it can be kind of funny for the other person

    • @Sleepy_Joe
      @Sleepy_Joe 3 года назад +3

      You're getting a like, sir.

  • @realnoahsimpson
    @realnoahsimpson 3 года назад +5691

    Tom Scott has an excellent grasp of English and his videos are regular

    • @light_david7
      @light_david7 3 года назад +89

      No pun intended

    • @1dgram
      @1dgram 3 года назад +132

      And so are his bowel movements?

    • @HarryParkin
      @HarryParkin 3 года назад +269

      @@1dgram His bowel movements have an excellent grasp of English?

    • @1dgram
      @1dgram 3 года назад +88

      @@HarryParkin That would be so 'do' his bowel movements. Your grasp of English so far seems not as excellent as Tom Scott's grasp of English.

    • @daphnereagle1910
      @daphnereagle1910 3 года назад +5

      @@HarryParkin of course they do, didn't you know?

  • @markphan179
    @markphan179 2 года назад +1016

    Morbius is truly one of the movies of all time. The script was written, the actors acted and the graphics was animated.

  • @DanielPereira-ey9nt
    @DanielPereira-ey9nt 3 года назад +4404

    "this drawing looks great !"
    "I know right ?, and i did with my left hand"
    "But, you're left handed"
    "Yes"

    • @SuperMohamedadil
      @SuperMohamedadil 3 года назад +220

      "That's why I used that hand, duh"

    • @dariannnnnn
      @dariannnnnn 3 года назад +20

      @Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ repent to deez nuts

    • @Yuorai
      @Yuorai 3 года назад +11

      @Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ Read deez nuts

    • @Mexikirb
      @Mexikirb 3 года назад +11

      @Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ People like you make me sick, I believe in God, but that doesn't mean if someone doesn't, I scream at them that THEIR beliefs are WRONG and that they are going to hell. People can believe whatever they want in my opinion, as long as no one gets hurt.

    • @jyosh5909
      @jyosh5909 3 года назад +2

      help comes from deez nuts

  • @infinitiv525
    @infinitiv525 4 года назад +4836

    -Hello, my name is Kevin without "M".
    -But there is no "M" in Kevin.
    -That's what I said.

    • @joeldriesner579
      @joeldriesner579 4 года назад +13

      😂

    • @louaial-obaidi3998
      @louaial-obaidi3998 4 года назад +359

      Stop lying Kevim.

    • @iuriepripa3171
      @iuriepripa3171 4 года назад +169

      AFAIK, in Irish, you can spell "Kevin" as "Caoimhín".

    • @urieldaboamorte
      @urieldaboamorte 4 года назад +73

      my name is michael with a b

    • @n0ame1u1
      @n0ame1u1 4 года назад +55

      @@urieldaboamorte And I've been afraid of insects my whole life

  • @RealLuckless
    @RealLuckless 4 года назад +4178

    "I'm out of petrol"
    "There's a garage down the road"
    "Excellent, I'll go refill my flamethrower and carry on the chaos from there..."

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 года назад +142

      "But, that thing......"

    • @deadgiveaway-z3i
      @deadgiveaway-z3i 4 года назад +149

      @@hop-skip-ouch8798 ''It scares me...''

    • @danielf3623
      @danielf3623 4 года назад +234

      Yes, unexpected methods of flouting Grice's Maxims are the basis of most jokes.

    • @expfcwintergreenv2.02
      @expfcwintergreenv2.02 4 года назад +65

      Daniel F I’m never going to laugh again, thanks for that

    • @1Kapuchu100
      @1Kapuchu100 4 года назад +10

      "HMMHPPHHH!"

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 2 года назад +363

    Reminds me of the legal idea of “the exception implies the rule”
    No parking 10am-4pm Monday through Friday implies parking is allowed before 10 or after 4 on weekdays, or any time on weekends

    • @KirstyWales
      @KirstyWales 2 года назад +118

      there are two kinds of people
      1. Those who can extrapolate from an incomplete data source.

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 2 года назад +14

      Like the "No crime" sign

    • @dinodiego6channel459
      @dinodiego6channel459 2 года назад +1

      @@KirstyWales 2.

    • @eTiMaGo
      @eTiMaGo Год назад +57

      There's a sign at our condo that says "no smoking in lobby, corridor, or car park". So I always think "so it's all right in the elevator?"

    • @willowdoesmusic1484
      @willowdoesmusic1484 Год назад

      ​@@KirstyWalesGENIUS

  • @DavidWillanski
    @DavidWillanski 3 года назад +1521

    "Do you have any spare change?"
    "Yes I do, thanks for asking"

    • @tatertatertatertatertater
      @tatertatertatertatertater 3 года назад +38

      "Can I have some, please"
      "Yes" *runs away*

    • @jorgepeterbarton
      @jorgepeterbarton 3 года назад +1

      Proceed to suddenly lose weight at a rapid pace.
      (Send answers to the crosword to...)

    • @louiserocks1
      @louiserocks1 3 года назад +65

      "give me your money"
      "sorry mate, I need it"
      "I have a knife"
      "nah that's ok I don't need a knife, bye"

    • @Mynamenotyours
      @Mynamenotyours 3 года назад +24

      “Could I have some?”
      “You could if I gave it to you”

  • @kitchensinkchronicles3272
    @kitchensinkchronicles3272 4 года назад +7527

    during this all i could think of was
    “hi, my name is micheal with a b, and i’ve been afraid of insects my whole life”
    “stop stop stop, where?”
    “where what?”
    “where’s the b?”
    *”t h e r e ‘ s a b e e ?”*

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 4 года назад +458

      Oh my god this is actually a great example

    • @asticlol
      @asticlol 4 года назад +184

      This hurts my brain

    • @adammichna5175
      @adammichna5175 4 года назад +81

      Oh, you made my day!

    • @disklamer
      @disklamer 4 года назад +351

      Bichael - Bike, for short.

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend 4 года назад +24

      micheal...?

  • @gracesteed6574
    @gracesteed6574 4 года назад +3024

    this reminds me of adding “no pun intended” at the end of any random sentence

    • @TwistTornado9
      @TwistTornado9 4 года назад +198

      No pun intended

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 3 года назад +157

      This is a funny comment no pun intended

    • @bukachell
      @bukachell 3 года назад +128

      Genius, then somebody will think there's a pun! No pun intended

    • @whenwhen2284
      @whenwhen2284 3 года назад +71

      I hope all the replies will have "No pun intended" at the end of them. Also, no pun intended

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 3 года назад +52

      @@whenwhen2284 I agree. No pun intended!

  • @victordatsiuk
    @victordatsiuk 3 года назад +953

    "Я снова хочу в Париж"
    "А что, ты уже был?"
    "Нет, уже хотел"

    • @captainclawlie239
      @captainclawlie239 3 года назад +352

      I am amazed that google translate managed to preserve this joke effectively when translating it into English

    • @edwardklemp2266
      @edwardklemp2266 3 года назад +8

      @@captainclawlie239 what was the joke?

    • @gametmane1093
      @gametmane1093 3 года назад +163

      @@edwardklemp2266 “I want to go to Paris again”
      “What, have you already been?”
      “No, I already wanted to”

    • @drakez341
      @drakez341 3 года назад +89

      @@captainclawlie239 yup, that's kinda rare with most jokes since they are language exclusive or simply sound dumb in English or whatever language you are translating them to

    • @gepbalta
      @gepbalta 3 года назад +49

      Here in Hungary it goes like:
      "I want to f..ck [Insert any good looking supermodel here] again...
      And the rest is the same.

  • @elizabethh8579
    @elizabethh8579 4 года назад +1914

    I had a container of snack peanuts that was labeled "May contain peanuts".

    • @GrogyGames
      @GrogyGames 4 года назад +205

      Hmm yes the peanuts here are made out of peanut

    • @x_cross9248
      @x_cross9248 4 года назад +95

      i mean, it may or may not be
      *m a y b e*
      possibly
      be made of what seems to be peanuts

    • @thatgaming1940
      @thatgaming1940 4 года назад +12

      @@GrogyGames No, peanuts are made from the ground.

    • @KingAndrew07
      @KingAndrew07 4 года назад +57

      That sounds more like rhe company just doesn't wanna get sued by some Karen who gave their kid with a peanut allergy some peanuts.

    • @theantimatter
      @theantimatter 4 года назад +18

      @derek ashmead so is it illegal if you write something more meaningful in the context, like "not to be consumed by people with peanut allergies"?

  • @lonestar2078
    @lonestar2078 4 года назад +4855

    from That 70s Show:
    Frank: I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hotdogs to teenagers
    Kelso: ...you have both your legs, Frank
    Frank: like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam

  • @NowhereGames518
    @NowhereGames518 3 года назад +609

    Me at a restaurant:
    "Greetings server! I'm glad you're still alive today! You do not appear to have cancer yet. I would like to order a burger. Edible bread and no bones of course. Liquified water in a container and please ensure that the consumables are not poisonous. I will be paying in legal currency this time. Oh, and do not be alarmed. Most of the time, I am not a threat to the public. I have left all my knives in the car. There will be no need to contact the authorities for now. Thank you!"

    • @hdr_diamondz
      @hdr_diamondz 2 года назад +54

      This is why there's a shortage on waiters and waitresses
      I have broken a maxim by straight up lying

    • @imacds
      @imacds 2 года назад +70

      Note in this example, there can be exactly zero knives in both the car and on the person. "I have left all my knives in the car" can be a vacuous true statement. The flouting of grime's maxims is commonly used to create confusion in logic puzzles.

    • @vipxpert
      @vipxpert 2 года назад +29

      All my knives are on the car. Those I'm holding are from others

    • @elequira5467
      @elequira5467 2 года назад +6

      @@hdr_diamondz how did you lie? There is an actual shortage of waiters/waitresses

    • @tylere.8436
      @tylere.8436 2 года назад +1

      Damn, your verbosity

  • @fenhen
    @fenhen 4 года назад +5586

    “For £1,000,000, you need you answer the next question correctly. Can you tell me the capital of Azerbaijan?”
    “No, I can’t.”
    “Congratulations!”

    • @technetium9653
      @technetium9653 4 года назад +268

      Sad Baku noises

    • @allenliu4956
      @allenliu4956 4 года назад +149

      "Yes, if you let me Google it"

    • @AkmalAzry
      @AkmalAzry 4 года назад +109

      Yes.
      Then, what is it?
      Mikaretan (Random names appeared in mind).
      That's .... wrong. We are sad to tell you that you've failed to..
      Wait,wait,wait a minute! There should be one question!
      Yep, and your answer is wrong. It's not Milk a rattan thingy name you just made up, it's Baku for god sake!
      I think you are in a great confusion! Don't you realise how I managed to answer everything correctly based on your question.
      Sorry, sir! I think you just can't accept your defeat.
      I "CAN" tell you the name!. That's my answer!
      And yet you still can't tell me!?
      No, who said I can't?
      Clearly you can't from your previous answer.
      I said yes. I can but there's no rule to say that your second questions included in this quiz. You said you'll ask only one question. But there's two!
      Where's the other one?
      The name of capital city of Azerbaijan.
      But that's my sole question!
      Recall again! You ask "CAN you", I answered "Yes, I can", that's one question. Then you ask "Then, what is it?", Then, I will just answer it "Baku" since I got the knowledge just now! So whose wrong now?
      Oh my god!? I...I,
      Gimme the money...! NOWWW!!!
      O...okay..

    • @theperson3739
      @theperson3739 4 года назад +24

      "A"

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 4 года назад +11

      yes I can as it is Baku

  • @ministe2003
    @ministe2003 3 года назад +951

    The Lawyers4U ad always gets my goat. "They're real lawyers" it begins. Which of course immediately makes me think, they're not real lawyers.

    • @JonathanMandrake
      @JonathanMandrake 3 года назад +15

      Better Call Saul!

    • @dionysus7653
      @dionysus7653 3 года назад +37

      The term "lawyer" is a very vague one in the United Kingdom.
      The terms "solicitor" and "barrister" are protected terms and it is unlawful to claim to be one when you're not. A lawyer is just someone who practises law. It's very vague.
      You can quite easily call yourself a lawyer if you offer people legal advice or represent people in tribunals or minor courts, and you don't need any law qualifications.

    • @hmngghh
      @hmngghh 3 года назад +2

      @@JonathanMandrake hes an expert at hiding money made through questionable cooking practices,not the regular kind of cooking

    • @justayoutuber1906
      @justayoutuber1906 2 года назад +5

      In the US you can be a "lawyer" without having passed the Bar exam, but not an attorney.

    • @giftofthewild6665
      @giftofthewild6665 Год назад

      Hahaha

  • @Tinky1rs
    @Tinky1rs 4 года назад +736

    "Dermatologically tested"
    Awesome, but what was the result?

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 4 года назад +134

      Within legal limits.

    • @MorgenPeschke
      @MorgenPeschke 4 года назад +32

      Close enough we think it'll pass unnoticed?

    • @woroGaming
      @woroGaming 4 года назад +25

      Who needs a result? That's science stuff. The test was for marketing, the results have been used to create toilet paper.

    • @stylis666
      @stylis666 4 года назад +51

      I'll do you one better: Backed by science.
      **sells radioactive snake oil nasal drops as a supplement to help treat cancer**
      What? Radiation has been proven scientifically to exist and placebos have been scientifically proven to help treat all kinds of things - backed by science, twice.

    • @ceruchi2084
      @ceruchi2084 4 года назад +6

      @@stylis666 But Setekh, the snake oil is made of matter and there are physicists who spend their whole lives studying that!

  • @chriss2122
    @chriss2122 3 года назад +552

    I like to say "speaking of (something we weren't speaking of)" and then go on to talk about something totally unrelated to all preceeding conversations. For example, following a conversation about the weather, I'll say "speaking of sandwiches, have you seen how much fuel prices have gone up by".
    The confusion on people's faces is absolutely priceless.

    • @hdr_diamondz
      @hdr_diamondz 2 года назад +18

      gotta try this

    • @dougshiner9180
      @dougshiner9180 2 года назад +24

      It used to be really funny, but people don't seem to have the same sense of humour, or grasp of English, that they used to. And that includes people of my generation, almost like they have forgotten what they used to find amusing.

    • @Corksy
      @Corksy 2 года назад +31

      As my mind wanders faster than the conversation goes, I usually say "speaking of....pause for effect.... absolutely nothing we were talking about" then proceed with my topic. I usually get away with it. It even became a sort of inside joke with close ones.

    • @joshuah4952
      @joshuah4952 Год назад +5

      Some people just want to watch the world burn.

    • @Despacitoian
      @Despacitoian Год назад +12

      @@dougshiner9180 “am I unfunny?.. no, it must be the kids who are wrong!”

  • @AugustoFeyh
    @AugustoFeyh 3 года назад +2156

    - What's your name?
    - Tom, without a K.
    - There is no K in Tom!
    - That's what I said!

    • @neillunavat
      @neillunavat 3 года назад +8

      This is getting so boring ugh

    • @turborooster8548
      @turborooster8548 3 года назад +59

      @@neillunavat nope, it's funny

    • @lukeedwardpanganiban7891
      @lukeedwardpanganiban7891 2 года назад +8

      Fix these with:
      "There is no K in Tom, why are specifying that?"

    • @IMarvinTPA
      @IMarvinTPA 2 года назад +1

      So, where does the "C" go, or is it a "Q, U, E"?

    • @kale9710
      @kale9710 2 года назад +8

      "hi my names michael with a b"

  • @tivadarbanfalvi-kovacs7913
    @tivadarbanfalvi-kovacs7913 4 года назад +2269

    “I won’t tell you how much they spent on the wedding, but 40 000 $ is a lot of money.”

    • @sy-py
      @sy-py 4 года назад +147

      "So they decided to spend 20k instead?"

    • @miguelgp8607
      @miguelgp8607 4 года назад +26

      5k is enough for a regular wedding id guess

    • @arande3
      @arande3 4 года назад +4

      That must burn their eyes with all that wow

    • @Bobromil
      @Bobromil 4 года назад +18

      Friends is a great show

    • @dannywhite648
      @dannywhite648 4 года назад +7

      who has 40 000 one Dollar notes

  • @juntam0m0
    @juntam0m0 4 года назад +844

    " Sixty percent of the time, it works everytime"

    • @nonsensicalhumanoid
      @nonsensicalhumanoid 4 года назад +11

      I am ahead of you, I can already figure out what that means.

    • @weeb69
      @weeb69 4 года назад +10

      @@nonsensicalhumanoid it means that at least 60% of the time, it works everytime

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 года назад +10

      atleast 60% of stair accidents happen at stairs

    • @weeb69
      @weeb69 4 года назад +13

      @@Nugcon every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @pungoblin9377
      @pungoblin9377 4 года назад +1

      “It is a garunteed probability!”

  • @harukaimai8086
    @harukaimai8086 3 года назад +353

    I had a big AHA moment watching this, because I’ve always wondered why I was never good at conversations and it turns out, all these implied meanings and implications of things I say have a completely different meaning than how I intended them. I usually over explain things because I’m worried people won’t understand the implied meaning, since it’s happened a lot before, and so I usually end up talking for a long time like I’m doing now and then get cut off and talked over because people don’t want to hear me ramble, since over explaining is what I need to understand other people in conversation. Case in point? Haha

    • @reeveharper6061
      @reeveharper6061 Год назад +32

      Are you neurodivergent?

    • @toslaw9615
      @toslaw9615 Год назад +3

      I get ya, sometimes I do the same.

    • @donlitt
      @donlitt Год назад +1

      I’m the exact same way!!

    • @donlitt
      @donlitt Год назад +7

      I take people too literally so I assume other people do the same and I end up over explaining and my stories get interrupted by others 😂

    • @M.Datura
      @M.Datura Год назад +8

      I can understand that. I switch between over explaining or assuming that the person I'm talking to understands how to connect what I'm saying together by remembering things I've said before, often many times. Usually there's simply not enough time in a conversation, no matter the length to properly follow these rules and explain something complex to someone who forgets or does not understand or connect it with things said before.

  • @ToxicWyvern1
    @ToxicWyvern1 4 года назад +2737

    Grice: "Cooperate, Be Honest, Be Relevant, Be Clear"
    Politicians: *shifty eyes*

    • @FairyRat
      @FairyRat 4 года назад +94

      Also corporate-speak.

    • @jjperceval
      @jjperceval 4 года назад +13

      Scott Morrison has left the chat

    • @stirfryjedi
      @stirfryjedi 4 года назад +13

      The reason why here in DC we *always* prefix "true" onto "fact", thus assuring *true facts*

    • @mynewaccount2361
      @mynewaccount2361 4 года назад

      Jay Foreman did a great video explaining this.

    • @fins59
      @fins59 4 года назад +3

      Couldn't lie straight in bed.

  • @DA-bm2mj
    @DA-bm2mj 4 года назад +1998

    A: Excuse me, do you know what time it is?
    B: (looks at his watch) Yes. (walks away)

    • @chilanya
      @chilanya 4 года назад +83

      i did a workshop once to improve sales skill and one of the key things was to avoid indirect questions. they sound polite but it's better to be direct.

    • @world_machine
      @world_machine 4 года назад +80

      People tend to call that a “Mathematician’s answer.”
      “Is there a reason why electric eels also get stung by their electric bursts, even though it’s an important defensive move for them?”
      “Yes, there is.”

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 4 года назад +38

      @@world_machine Indeed.
      Because having a proof of existence of an answer does not necessarily mean that I actually have the answer.
      For example, I can prove that there is at least 1 prime number greater than 10^10^100. I cannot, however, tell you what any of them are.

    • @ahmadtarek7763
      @ahmadtarek7763 4 года назад +18

      This so much worse in Arabic as almost all polite questions just sound like suggestions.

    • @Leenapanther
      @Leenapanther 4 года назад +5

      @@chilanya Open and closed questions right. Always ask open questions which the customer can't answer with yes or no.

  • @MrAwawe
    @MrAwawe 4 года назад +1362

    Petrol still being advertised as "unleaded", some 40 years after the prohibition of adding lead to fuel, seems like a textbook example of flouting the maxims.

    • @IOffspringI
      @IOffspringI 4 года назад +60

      Aircrafts still uses leaded gasoline. It's called Avgas.

    • @Lee-bv7tj
      @Lee-bv7tj 4 года назад +11

      Old cars?

    • @davidweihe6052
      @davidweihe6052 4 года назад +65

      Unleaded usually means the lowest octane grade, nowadays. No one labels Premium as "Unleaded" anymore, just "Premium" or "Ultra".

    • @Leenapanther
      @Leenapanther 4 года назад +89

      🤯My mother tongue isn't English, until this moment I thought unleaded meant that the driver can refuel themselves instead of someone who works for the gas station (someone who takes the lead in filling your car).

    • @happygimp0
      @happygimp0 4 года назад +23

      Vegan, organic, GMO-free, without calories and artificial sweeteners Water - You can sell1L for 2$.

  • @aussiewanderer6304
    @aussiewanderer6304 3 года назад +69

    My favourite letter of recommendation is:
    "You'll be lucky to have this person work for you."

    • @Sasparilla_
      @Sasparilla_ 2 года назад +1

      its like a contronym but a sentence

  • @pummisher1186
    @pummisher1186 4 года назад +3954

    I used to think it would be funny to put "Now lead free!" stickers on random things in supermarkets.

    • @bennemann
      @bennemann 4 года назад +233

      The "Now" means the product had lead before, so just "lead free!" stickers would make more sense.

    • @pummisher1186
      @pummisher1186 4 года назад +747

      @@bennemann THAT'S THE JOKE. It implies it previously had lead. It's precisely the joke I wanted to make.

    • @davidweihe6052
      @davidweihe6052 4 года назад +293

      I had a co-worker who put comments in his code like, "Now, with the great taste of fish!"

    • @DustyyBoi
      @DustyyBoi 4 года назад +57

      @@bennemann that's the joke..............

    • @Asiliea
      @Asiliea 4 года назад +155

      @@davidweihe6052 As a fellow programmer, who's seen a few "here be dragons" comments, I would piss myself laughing for a solid 10minutes if I saw "Now with the great taste of fish!" in there

  • @KL-le8ge
    @KL-le8ge 4 года назад +3442

    "Would you like to participate in my survey?"
    "No"
    "Thank you for taking part in my survey!"
    am I doing this right

  • @martijnvanweele6204
    @martijnvanweele6204 4 года назад +1019

    Q: "Is there a word to describe answers that are _completely correct_ but _entirely useless_ under the circumstances?"
    A: "Yes, yes there is."

    • @mirandnyan
      @mirandnyan 4 года назад +23

      omg i love your comment generally but on the other hand: what is it? (assuming the answer is correct)

    • @mercentperrault
      @mercentperrault 4 года назад +4

      You mean answers that are entirely irrelevent to their respective questions?

    • @martijnvanweele6204
      @martijnvanweele6204 4 года назад +43

      @@mirandnyan TV-tropes refers to that as a "mathematician's answer". My comment is actually a quote from _Irregular Webcomic_ (comic No. 1785) and is used as the page quote on TV-tropes.

    • @martijnvanweele6204
      @martijnvanweele6204 4 года назад +51

      @@mercentperrault No, because technically it is an answer to the question as worded.
      Compare for instance:
      Q: "Would you like coffee or tea?"
      A: "Yes."
      The answer here is not irrelevant to the question. Q literally asked wether A would like either coffee or tea, and A answered that, yes, they would like one of those two, as opposed to, for instance, lemonade. It was only implied that Q wanted to know _which_ of the two A would like.

    • @piotrrywczak
      @piotrrywczak 4 года назад +9

      vain-_"I technically answered your question"_-answer

  • @justtryingtomakeachange2246
    @justtryingtomakeachange2246 3 года назад +248

    Missed opportunity to title this “ The Unspoken Rules of Speaking”

    • @kotresh
      @kotresh 3 года назад +2

      Underrated!

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt Год назад +4

      The rules of conversation we don't talk about

  • @zachfruin7684
    @zachfruin7684 3 года назад +3544

    Every now and again when somebody says they are going to the bathroom, ill tell them "good luck!" Or "be careful!" Just to see their reactions

    • @matthewhomman8656
      @matthewhomman8656 3 года назад +508

      I had a teacher who would ask, “How was it?”

    • @killbotter6998
      @killbotter6998 3 года назад +185

      Im going with good luck and have fun.

    • @angellynn7104
      @angellynn7104 3 года назад +252

      I always say good luck or have fun. my friends have gotten desensitized to it. I hope I dont say it to someone new I meet, because that will be awkward

    • @Lunamana
      @Lunamana 3 года назад +98

      @@angellynn7104 I tell most people to have fun whenever they're leaving the conversation to go do something, it's just too funny for me to ever stop saying it :P

    • @AFN2750
      @AFN2750 3 года назад +82

      For years every single time Someone has said that, I always respond with either “have fun, don’t fall in” or “have fun, don’t die”

  • @rancidmarshmallow4468
    @rancidmarshmallow4468 4 года назад +344

    I love seeing little throwaway jokes like 'grice krispies' and imagining the animator sitting there chuckling to themselves the whole way through drawing it...

  • @Macusercom
    @Macusercom 4 года назад +1606

    I love those ad phrases like:
    "50 percent more efficient."
    MORE EFFICIENT THAN WHAT? My Toaster!?

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 4 года назад +148

      Up to 90% off!

    • @deadchannel1745
      @deadchannel1745 4 года назад +217

      @@bbgun061 Especially the "up to" part

    • @NetheriteMiner
      @NetheriteMiner 4 года назад +26

      @Egon Freeman tldr ads are almost all lies, but you probably knew that.

    • @QuickNETTech
      @QuickNETTech 4 года назад +1

      @@ragnkja **heavy breathing**

    • @Macusercom
      @Macusercom 4 года назад +13

      @Egon Freeman You don't even think about the reference. You just subconsciously pick the reference. It's really weird thinking about it.

  • @ReachForTheSky
    @ReachForTheSky 2 года назад +117

    I remember speaking with one of my lecturers about university letters of recommendation. In the UK, at least, you are discouraged from explicitly criticising the student. If a student had poor attendance, the lecturer would write something like "When John does attend, his contributions to the seminar are very good"

  • @abc6568
    @abc6568 4 года назад +4862

    I read the title as “The Hidden Rules of Conversation”.

    • @melodycervantes4167
      @melodycervantes4167 4 года назад +906

      Isn't that the title? Am I missing something?
      Is this a joke about stating information that's already implied?

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 4 года назад +302

      @@melodycervantes4167 woooosh

    • @plasticshorts6972
      @plasticshorts6972 4 года назад +399

      @@melodycervantes4167 I pick up on your flouting

    • @pedroscoponi4905
      @pedroscoponi4905 4 года назад +716

      ...oh, you clever bastard. Thanks for the laugh!

    • @moop7663
      @moop7663 4 года назад +10

      Bruhg

  • @SaiyanIsHere
    @SaiyanIsHere 3 года назад +9775

    “I made tea.”
    “I don’t want any tea.”
    “I didn’t make any tea for you, this is my tea.”
    “Then why are you telling me?”
    “It’s a conversation starter.”
    “It’s a lousy conversation starter.”
    “Is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.”

    • @painfulorwhat8872
      @painfulorwhat8872 3 года назад +43

      Family Guy?

    • @corberus3119
      @corberus3119 3 года назад +506

      @@painfulorwhat8872 big bang theory

    • @mattdowds8505
      @mattdowds8505 3 года назад +135

      But it's a lousy conversation. Yahtzee!

    • @DerickMasai
      @DerickMasai 3 года назад +125

      Could have left it at "Is it?" but I'm sure a good number would miss that punchline.

    • @DrRank
      @DrRank 3 года назад +36

      Bazinga

  • @PentaPW
    @PentaPW 4 года назад +2522

    *Me:* "can I have a large Cola with no onion"
    *Drive thru employee:* "no onion?"
    *Me:* "that would be correct."

    • @lavodnas7899
      @lavodnas7899 4 года назад +207

      "Can I have a burger with two buns?"
      "Two buns?"
      "Yes, that's how a burger is built, right?"

    • @70sman
      @70sman 4 года назад +147

      Boneless pizza

    • @pizzaschnoesel5896
      @pizzaschnoesel5896 4 года назад +69

      I learned today not to drink water while reading comments, thanks

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 4 года назад +7

      A Liter-a-Cola?

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 4 года назад +27

      Can I have a Metal Car with Wheels?

  • @rollyflan
    @rollyflan 3 года назад +80

    I’ve always struggled a bit with social interactions and casual conversation, and have noticed sometimes people think I’m weird when I’m trying to be friendly. This video helped me realize I sometimes fail in the manners of quantity and relativity during conversation, and that probably contributes to coming across a bit off. An interesting insight, thanks!

  • @s.monica1682
    @s.monica1682 4 года назад +1078

    This is the most hilarious comment section I've ever seen.
    I came back to this video once more just to read the comments.

    • @Exayevie
      @Exayevie 3 года назад +23

      The comments section is filling my need for this video to be twice as along as it is

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 года назад +12

      Dad joke factory

    • @OrigamiMarie
      @OrigamiMarie 3 года назад +7

      It's a party in here, I like it :)

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma 3 года назад +3

      I didn't poison my friends drink yesterday.

    • @YodaWhat
      @YodaWhat 3 года назад

      It is barely punny, too!

  • @mkaali
    @mkaali 3 года назад +3498

    "Can I have something to drink?"
    "Sure! What would you like? Soda, beer, spiders, water?"
    "Spiders?!"
    "Spiders it is!"

    • @tatertatertatertatertater
      @tatertatertatertatertater 3 года назад +69

      I love that video

    • @Anafyral666
      @Anafyral666 3 года назад +159

      I'm Australian this is normal

    • @jorgepeterbarton
      @jorgepeterbarton 3 года назад +42

      @@Anafyral666 works two ways: many spiders there.
      And... Because it would be impossible to tell that there was a question mark in the sentence due to the australian accent using question marks as the full stop

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 3 года назад +4

      @@jorgepeterbarton Wait, really?

    • @MonzennCarloMallari
      @MonzennCarloMallari 3 года назад +13

      "I just thought you were ecstatic for spiders!"

  • @HaelyO
    @HaelyO 4 года назад +649

    When I learned this in university it took my professor about an hour to explain this concept, it was boring and therefore hard to remember anything.
    And here you are, explaining it within 5 minutes and breaking it down in a fun and interesting way. I should send this to my prof ... he's got a few things to learn from you.

    • @sheilakijawani2526
      @sheilakijawani2526 4 года назад +1

      In which course have you studied it?

    • @themostop6142
      @themostop6142 4 года назад +3

      You should also send a screenshot of this comment

    • @liquidgeorge
      @liquidgeorge 4 года назад

      But your University lecturer would be able to go into more depth than a 5 minute video.

    • @WoFDarkNewton
      @WoFDarkNewton 4 года назад +4

      If you had to teach a course with 4 hours of material over the course of an entire semester, you would do the same. The professor is the symptom, the system is the problem.

    • @columbus8myhw
      @columbus8myhw 4 года назад +2

      I suppose the professor didn't avoid unnecessary prolixity

  • @playmotherthankmelater
    @playmotherthankmelater 3 года назад +84

    Someone once stopped in their car as I was out walking, and simply said the word, "Stones" to me. They said it in such a way as to make it into a question..."Stones?" They broke every rule in this video. It took quite a while and a few "pardons" and "erms" from me for me to realise that they were asking for directions to the local gardening centre that sells bags of decorative stones for one's garden.

    • @AgentToe
      @AgentToe Год назад +28

      They just speaking the fresh new language of 'mono'! One word conversations are the future!

    • @victorramalhobustamante3565
      @victorramalhobustamante3565 Год назад +14

      Your answer should've been: "NO! BEATLES"

  • @asylumskp4391
    @asylumskp4391 3 года назад +1444

    "Have a good day"
    "Don't tell me what to do"

    • @RooobixCube
      @RooobixCube 3 года назад +106

      "Have a good day"
      "Make me"

    • @leecody5885
      @leecody5885 3 года назад +15

      I remember my little brother saying that! 😂 😂

    • @Jif498
      @Jif498 3 года назад +41

      This reminds me of
      "I beg your pardon?"
      "Then beg"

    • @Wubbazt
      @Wubbazt 3 года назад +2

      i actually say this fairly often to my friends

    • @Imadeavideos
      @Imadeavideos 3 года назад +2

      Drake and Josh anyone?

  • @E3kHatena
    @E3kHatena 3 года назад +2466

    Saw “Non-GMO Sea Salt” at a Whole Foods once and I have never been the same since.

    • @trent6319
      @trent6319 3 года назад +133

      you could harvest salt from genetically modified organisms. We all have salt in us.

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 3 года назад +198

      @@trent6319 the question is, could it be sea salt then?

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 года назад +234

      @@VoidKing666 if you harvest it from bodies found in the ocean

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 3 года назад +104

      @@oz_jones gmo corpses?

    • @xhantTheFirst
      @xhantTheFirst 3 года назад +138

      @@trent6319 Genetically modified League of legends player (in the ocean)

  • @malijames12
    @malijames12 4 года назад +699

    "Did you hear that?"
    "No."
    "Neither did I."

  • @pafnutiytheartist
    @pafnutiytheartist 2 года назад +236

    I have literally seen freeze dried strawberries that had "vegan" on the package. I'm assuming that's so the buyer doesn't confuse them with freeze dried meatberries.

    • @user-zu1ix3yq2w
      @user-zu1ix3yq2w Год назад +7

      I'm sure it's because it's not uncommon for food products/packaging to have other ingredients in them. There could be preservatives in those strawberries or something.

    • @pafnutiytheartist
      @pafnutiytheartist Год назад +3

      @@user-zu1ix3yq2w I don't think any preservatives contain animal products

    • @snazzypazzy
      @snazzypazzy Год назад +6

      @@pafnutiytheartist Not a preservative, but perhaps cochenille (E120)? Common red/pink food colouring made from bugs. Can imagaine that being used for dried strawberries.

    • @ourlessy
      @ourlessy Год назад +5

      Some fruit products have gelatin in them

    • @Florkl
      @Florkl Год назад +3

      There are meat-based preservatives or additives people could theoretically add. Collagen, notably.

  • @cyrus8913
    @cyrus8913 3 года назад +821

    this is like that video
    “i’d like to buy a pizza, boneless”
    “boneless?”
    “you gonna put bones in my pizza 🤨”

  • @Owiko7
    @Owiko7 4 года назад +789

    "Can I ask you a question?"
    "yea? What is it!?"
    "It's an interrogative statement used to test someone's knowledge, but that's not important right now!"

    • @b.clarenc9517
      @b.clarenc9517 4 года назад +2

      I love this one.

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy 4 года назад +17

      @mikea hiooi I used to do drugs.
      I still do, but I used to too

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 4 года назад +7

      Surely you're joking right now.

    • @Owiko7
      @Owiko7 4 года назад +11

      @@HolyKhaaaaan I'm not joking, and stop calling me Shirley! ;)

    • @IsomerMashups
      @IsomerMashups 4 года назад +2

      A solid 70% of my humour is this kind of thing.

  • @Windy2468
    @Windy2468 3 года назад +654

    "That road is safe" > 👍
    "You'll make it through alive" > 🤔

    • @blueboytube
      @blueboytube 3 года назад +19

      Enjoy the next 24 hours!

    • @killbotter6998
      @killbotter6998 3 года назад +13

      @@blueboytube I wont kill you

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl 3 года назад +3

      @@killbotter6998 Everything is normal.

  • @CattyRayheart
    @CattyRayheart Год назад +45

    There is a brand of milk in the local supermarket that advertises that their milk doesn't contain illicit substances. The fact that they feel the need to state that has always made me a bit wary of them.

    • @NStripleseven
      @NStripleseven Год назад +10

      don’t worry, they don’t put drugs in the milk. You don’t need to check, and the milk is 100% guaranteed to be completely and entirely safe.

  • @piotrwegrzyniak5798
    @piotrwegrzyniak5798 4 года назад +826

    Typically to my sister:
    "Do you know what's funny?"
    "Yes"

    • @bananya6020
      @bananya6020 4 года назад +27

      and then say your joke, and ask them if it was funny. if they say no say another and ask again. repeat until kicked out

    • @Triairius
      @Triairius 3 года назад +45

      Do you know how many people don't understand this style of joke? I love to answer the questions people literally ask instead of what they mean to ask/say, but so rarely do people get it, and I find myself only amusing myself.
      I still do it, of course.

    • @humanisme6746
      @humanisme6746 3 года назад +30

      @@Triairius totally. I have two main examples.
      1) “what’s up?”
      “The ceiling”
      2) “do you know where my keys are?”
      “Wherever you left them”
      It’s fun to be annoying sometimes :)

    • @vyl4650
      @vyl4650 3 года назад +7

      Somewhat like:
      - you know what?
      - not yet

    • @deyesed
      @deyesed 3 года назад +3

      "I was hoping you could tell me"

  • @higherquality
    @higherquality 3 года назад +749

    "I'm out of petrol"
    "I'm not"

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 3 года назад +8

      "I'm out of petrol."
      - "You swim in petrol!?"

  • @FENomadtrooper
    @FENomadtrooper 4 года назад +1246

    Humor seems to break these maxims:
    "Boneless pizza" breaks quantity.
    Sarcasm breaks quality.
    Wordplay tends to break manner.

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 4 года назад +176

      Innuendo plays with relation.

    • @itchykami
      @itchykami 4 года назад +92

      It certainly flouts them.

    • @agilemind6241
      @agilemind6241 4 года назад +136

      Yup, because that kind of humour is the surprise or violating expectations type of humour. Because of these maxims you expect one thing, but instead they say something else.

    • @yoyogre
      @yoyogre 4 года назад +16

      And the last one : Bait and switch breaks relation

    • @Leo0718
      @Leo0718 4 года назад +29

      We laugh when things go wrong, not when things go as expected. By definition humor is a natural reaction of our brain to discovering error.

  • @michelleerika673
    @michelleerika673 2 года назад +119

    Officially going to prank my daughter by writing a sign on the front door saying “This house is now 100% ghost free”

    • @rosea1505
      @rosea1505 2 года назад +24

      I saw a picture of a real estate sign which had ‘not haunted’ written on it. 😂

    • @MeLoNarXo
      @MeLoNarXo Год назад +9

      But "now" implies that it was haunted beforehand

    • @_jpg
      @_jpg Год назад +4

      ​@MeLoNarXo Ooor it could imply that it's not haunted at the moment, regardless of past and future events

  • @pedroff_1
    @pedroff_1 4 года назад +756

    The equivalent to "asbestos free cereal" I've heard here in Brazil is "cholesterol-free water"

    • @ShankarSivarajan
      @ShankarSivarajan 4 года назад +57

      As opposed to American water: coke.

    • @macomputersuck
      @macomputersuck 4 года назад +45

      Dehydrated water (just add water)

    • @uzefulvideos3440
      @uzefulvideos3440 4 года назад +3

      Ok, that one is actually much more stupid.

    • @pedroff_1
      @pedroff_1 4 года назад +9

      actually actually, it was "cholesterol-free margarine", but the absurdity of the redundance grew into the former example

    • @DeeSnow97
      @DeeSnow97 4 года назад

      @@ShankarSivarajan because in America coke is usually a liquid

  • @achillendimond2124
    @achillendimond2124 4 года назад +1393

    You would be surprised. I’ve seen something labeled as “GMO free himalayen salt”. Someone please explain to me how something that doesn’t have genetics could be genetically modified or else need to be labeled as not modified

    • @seabassthegamer6644
      @seabassthegamer6644 4 года назад +299

      Hmm yes let me genetically modify the sodium

    • @QPUNeptune
      @QPUNeptune 4 года назад +150

      simple, just add the genetics yourself

    • @spiralpython1989
      @spiralpython1989 4 года назад +77

      I have seen ‘organic pink Himalayan salt’... well, Der!
      But in a ‘whole foods’ store, ‘chemical free Himalayan salt’
      I guess it’s the origin of the ‘pink’ that worries some?

    • @seabassthegamer6644
      @seabassthegamer6644 4 года назад +117

      @@spiralpython1989
      A. "Ah yes, my favorite carbon-containing compound. Table salt."
      B. If it's chemical free, why is there salt in it? Salt is a chemical, why can't the food people understand that everything is chemical?
      Food labels are dumb.

    • @Banana-wr8dq
      @Banana-wr8dq 4 года назад +9

      @@spiralpython1989 my family uses it as regular salt and it's because it has lower amounts of microplastics than sea salt.
      Or so I've been told, never bothered to fact check.

  • @elijahculper5522
    @elijahculper5522 4 года назад +2535

    Starbucks guy: “What’s your name?”
    Bryan: “Bryan, with a ‘Y.’”
    Name on cup: Yrian

  • @oosakasan
    @oosakasan 2 года назад +22

    This video, and the maxims themselves, have been living rent-free in my head for, well, I guess 2 years now so I'm really glad Tom Scott introduced me to the concept! The implications of this concept on understanding how to communicate with children are amazing. Just understanding that THEY DON'T KNOW THE MAXIMS AND ARE LEARNING THEM is a gamechanger. (I was going to say "they don't know the cooperative principle" but I think that's unfair because I think you can't understand the interactions of children and adults without knowing they're absolutely cooperating with each other and using signals and assumptions based on that. They just cannot competently use it *in language* when they're learning language and social codes to begin with)

  • @AndrewJJ-0114
    @AndrewJJ-0114 4 года назад +545

    Tom, studying Grice: Hmmm, I really want to make the pun 'Grice Krispies' but I need some context to do it in.

    • @alittar8062
      @alittar8062 4 года назад +8

      this is probably the entire point of this video.

  • @AntiChangeling
    @AntiChangeling 4 года назад +1307

    Or, in other words, 'my "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt'.

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 4 года назад +29

      You really have a shirt that says that?

    • @m1lkweed
      @m1lkweed 4 года назад +46

      Mirjan Bouma I bought one, I love the reactions

    • @DashCamSheffield
      @DashCamSheffield 4 года назад +181

      That's a lie, as you're moving yourself around

    • @nPhlames
      @nPhlames 4 года назад +52

      @@DashCamSheffield big brain

    • @Droooooo0
      @Droooooo0 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

  • @TheSecondVersion
    @TheSecondVersion 4 года назад +1170

    Gas station employee: "Hey boss, I need a character reference"
    "His command of petrol is excellent, and his attendance at the garage has been regular."

    • @jhfdhgvnbjm75
      @jhfdhgvnbjm75 4 года назад +63

      His command of his attendance has been excellent, and his flow of petrol has been regular. XD

    • @FindecanorNotGmail
      @FindecanorNotGmail 4 года назад +31

      His attendance at the garage has been unleaded.

    • @kylecronin3212
      @kylecronin3212 4 года назад +35

      That's actually a glowing reference for a gas station employee

    • @archivist17
      @archivist17 4 года назад +5

      Regular rather than Super.

    • @charliegarrison9688
      @charliegarrison9688 4 года назад +8

      His mastery of the register is premium, and his soda fountain repairs are absolutely dripping.

  • @TheWaffleLord6787
    @TheWaffleLord6787 Год назад +28

    "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
    "No, this is Patrick"
    _hangs up_

  • @ngallardo1994
    @ngallardo1994 3 года назад +4489

    I’m American and I actually missed the cultural reference that “garage” is the equivalent of a gas station. I assumed you meant like an automotive repair place that maybe also has fuel.

    • @archeronline4133
      @archeronline4133 3 года назад +912

      But if you assumed it might have fuel, then the system works. The information was conveyed satisfactorily.

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian 3 года назад +323

      Same. I assumed it was an indepdent auto mechanic shop that wouldn't mind if you were just there to buy gas, but I also wouldn't be able to purchase regular gas station fare from.

    • @iwbmo
      @iwbmo 3 года назад +8

      same

    • @emsouemsou
      @emsouemsou 3 года назад +166

      @@archeronline4133 I'd find the gas station but then come back and ask about where the garage was supposed to be

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 3 года назад +24

      but you picked up on petrol?

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +1385

    Me during conversations
    Guy: "How's the weather?"
    Me: _"Breathable"_

    • @horacio6537
      @horacio6537 4 года назад +11

      DIO!

    • @عبدالرحمنهندي-ل2ط
      @عبدالرحمنهندي-ل2ط 4 года назад +36

      Breath taking

    • @zaicol850
      @zaicol850 4 года назад +6

      Well, I would probably understand this if somebody said it to me.

    • @Marco_Onyxheart
      @Marco_Onyxheart 4 года назад +20

      What's up?
      The sky...

    • @__-cd9ug
      @__-cd9ug 4 года назад +4

      Is that an example of breaking the maxim of quantity, the maxim of relation, or both?

  • @thekillingmachine4967
    @thekillingmachine4967 4 года назад +595

    “I was flouting Grice’s Maxim of Truth” sounds like something Captain Holt (B99) would say instead of “I was being sarcastic”

    • @viperion_nz
      @viperion_nz 4 года назад +23

      NINE NINE!

    • @erikamiessner5668
      @erikamiessner5668 4 года назад +22

      My god yes

    • @doodlebobascending8505
      @doodlebobascending8505 4 года назад +10

      That is beyond doubt the funniest comment I have ever seen.

    • @TrigramThunder
      @TrigramThunder 4 года назад +3

      that show is so great to watch. so fresh compared to the average police shows, except maybe some of CBS's police shows like Blue Bloods or Hawaii Five-O which put a little more pressure on the genre to get out of the usual monotony. So much comedic value to be had in a police precinct setting.

    • @chriswade9616
      @chriswade9616 4 года назад +6

      @@viperion_nz NOINE NOINE!

  • @melaniesalphabetgirl
    @melaniesalphabetgirl 3 года назад +205

    A very popular joke in Brazil:
    “I wish I could be poor for one day…
    Because being poor every day is very difficult.”

  • @typoded
    @typoded 4 года назад +1344

    or, in japanese, aka the mind-reader language:
    "no petrol"
    "over there"

    • @luziferius3687
      @luziferius3687 4 года назад +86

      Only if you go down the “not quite polite speech” road.

    • @Nobody-pv9jt
      @Nobody-pv9jt 4 года назад +204

      @@luziferius3687 no thats literally how informal japanese speech works, they omit the subject usually

    • @xyz39808
      @xyz39808 4 года назад +24

      @Adi Septiana pretroln't, germany?
      that one.

    • @hotaru8309
      @hotaru8309 4 года назад +191

      @@Nobody-pv9jt Even in formal Japanese, the subject is not repeated. You only establish a new subject.
      Once a subject is stated, it is assumed that you are continuing speech on that established subject until/unless someone in the conversation establishes a new one.

    • @0000-z4z
      @0000-z4z 4 года назад +16

      @@hotaru8309 In German or English we use then a personal pronoun like it.

  • @gravewalkerz7787
    @gravewalkerz7787 4 года назад +586

    At one point "now splinter free" on toilet paper was an important fact.

    • @marmac83
      @marmac83 4 года назад +32

      ouch

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav 4 года назад +5

      And I thought the Sandpaper TP was Bad...

    • @thysquid2157
      @thysquid2157 4 года назад

      So you are telling me not everyone uses tree bark too?!

  • @DJ_Force
    @DJ_Force 4 года назад +588

    My favorites are...
    1) Made with 100% whole wheat, which means there is some whole wheat in there somewhere.
    2) 100% natural, which means absolutely nothing.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 4 года назад +85

      Part of a balanced breakfast! Which would still be balanced (whatever that means) without it.

    • @josueh5831
      @josueh5831 4 года назад +8

      You know there’s such thing as artificial flavouring and colouring right?

    • @amojak
      @amojak 4 года назад +66

      ah yes the "made with" line. "made with 100% chicken breast" "made with 100% beef" not From or more importantly Of but as you state it was made With it, was it in the same room? Did it help cook it?

    • @Handinmapocket
      @Handinmapocket 4 года назад +57

      @@josueh5831 Yes, but those are often higly concentrated forms of natural product, so still technically 100% natural. Also, wether i coloured your tomato juice with actual juice of a tomato, or with red rocks powdered intro fien dust and absorbed in water, both are also technically natural products.
      Eventualy every "artificial" product has to have started with a naturaly occuring resource, because thus far we cannot create something out of nothing.

    • @josueh5831
      @josueh5831 4 года назад +4

      Handinmapocket that’s not what artificial means moron. I don’t know if what you’re saying is true, but even if it is “highly concentrated powder” is artificial because it has been created by humans. Concentrated powder doesn’t occur in nature.

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai 3 года назад +53

    "Mom I'm not lying! I'm just flouting Grice's maxims and not playing by the Cooperative Principle's rules! "