The Sentences Computers Can't Understand, But Humans Can

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  • Опубликовано: 16 фев 2020
  • The Winograd schema is a language test for intelligent computers. So far, they're not doing well. MORE LANGUAGE FILES: • Tom's Language Files
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    Levesque, H.J., Davis, E., and Morgenstern, L. (2011). The winograd schema challenge. In
    AAAI Spring Symposium: Logical Formalizations of Commonsense Reasoning.
    Trask, R. (1993). A dictionary of grammatical terms in linguistics. London ; New York: Routledge. (page 233)
    Winograd, T. (1972). Understanding natural language. Cognitive Psychology, 3(1), 1-191. (page 33)
    Hunston, S. (2002). Corpora in Applied Linguistics. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press.
    Jurafsky, D., & Martin, J. (2009). Speech and language processing: An introduction to natural language processing, computational linguistics, and speech recognition (2nd ed., Prentice Hall series in artificial intelligence). Upper Saddle River, N.J.: Pearson Prentice Hall.
    Gray, M. & Suri, S. (2019) Ghost work. Boston, M.A.: HMH Books.
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  4 года назад +11965

    And that's the last in this run of the Language Files! There may well be more later in the year, but for now: thank you so much to co-authors Gretchen and Molly. Pull down the description for more about Gretchen's podcast and book!

    • @itsKarad
      @itsKarad 4 года назад +117

      how the f*** is this posted 1 month ago?

    • @pompeygod8969
      @pompeygod8969 4 года назад +47

      Tom Scott it says for me pinned 1 month ago and it’s been out for 3 mins...

    • @raghavendra_adiga
      @raghavendra_adiga 4 года назад +99

      A month old comment in a minute old video.. Classic Tom!

    • @Linkz64
      @Linkz64 4 года назад +9

      Thanks Tom, Gretchen and Molly. Very cool!

    • @themoon8321
      @themoon8321 4 года назад +28

      Tom why do you keep time traveling to make these comments

  • @TailsClock
    @TailsClock 4 года назад +23158

    "Siri call me an ambulance!"
    "You're an ambulance."

  • @puzzled-head3493
    @puzzled-head3493 4 года назад +5552

    Tom: "suitcases"
    AI: " m u r d e r "

    • @garybrisebois2667
      @garybrisebois2667 4 года назад +12

      Gas Cooker Sketch!

    • @WLxMusic
      @WLxMusic 3 года назад +244

      AI dungeon has a real violent streak in it. I tried to "go to sleep" once and it made a troll break in through my window and shoot me in the head. Absolutely no chill, I must say.

    • @otakuman706
      @otakuman706 3 года назад +48

      @@WLxMusic I feel like I should be kinda... surprised by this, but given who 'taught' it, I'm not at all.

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 3 года назад +2

      Random Awesome uh

    • @personita2.733
      @personita2.733 3 года назад +105

      "Put the suitcase in the trophy"
      AI: I know exactly what to do know , _pulls out gun_ , *get in the trophy , now*

  • @danielnowka6487
    @danielnowka6487 2 года назад +2787

    "Large things cannot fit inside small things."
    Cats: *And I took that personally*

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 2 года назад +13

      @@darthvader6198 A cat is fine too.

    • @darthvader6198
      @darthvader6198 2 года назад +19

      There’s a way

    • @iamalolz
      @iamalolz 2 года назад +19

      @@darthvader6198 if there's a goal

    • @iamalolz
      @iamalolz 2 года назад +16

      Which happens to be a hole

    • @aeircrown7994
      @aeircrown7994 2 года назад +14

      😏 hmmmmmm....
      THAT'S WHAT SH-

  • @jigglycuber2009
    @jigglycuber2009 2 года назад +235

    You: "Put the trophy in the suitcase"
    Computer: "Ok pulling out gun"
    You: "No"
    Computer: "Ok putting away gun"
    You: "Open suitcase"
    Computer: "Takes out gun and shoots suitcase"

  • @aarongiroux5416
    @aarongiroux5416 4 года назад +4512

    Put the suitcase in the trophy.
    Ai: pulls out gun

    • @hengineer
      @hengineer 4 года назад +54

      Then I pull out my robe and my hat

    • @sf8262
      @sf8262 3 года назад +45

      PUT IT IN, NOW!

    • @Makura6901
      @Makura6901 3 года назад +105

      So anyways i started blasting

    • @hayden.A0
      @hayden.A0 3 года назад +89

      If that AI is ever given a physical body we are in trouble. "Pack my suitcase, will you?" "Certainly. *BANG*"

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda 3 года назад +54

      @@hayden.A0 Oh, he's packing all right.

  • @ZombeeStar
    @ZombeeStar 3 года назад +4934

    tom: "put the suitcase in the trophy"
    AI: "i'll get the gun"

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 2 года назад +41

      T800: "A phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range".

    • @TheGregamonster
      @TheGregamonster 2 года назад +130

      AI dungeon gets confused sometimes. And when it does, it usually resolves that confusion by injecting violence.

    • @brandonfrancey5592
      @brandonfrancey5592 2 года назад +73

      So it's an American AI program.

    • @AffyMoon
      @AffyMoon 2 года назад +30

      @@TheGregamonster remembering the time the characters were in court and one of the characters just pulled out a gun??? Even though they never had access to one?

    • @ThatOneCreature
      @ThatOneCreature 2 года назад +4

      @@brandonfrancey5592 😂

  • @pbangsund
    @pbangsund Год назад +701

    "Artificial language processing remains 10 years away, just as it has for the last few decades." Well, that didn't age well!

    • @YellowJelly13
      @YellowJelly13 10 месяцев назад +37

      It only took 2 years to prove him wrong haha

    • @lurrielee2755
      @lurrielee2755 10 месяцев назад +83

      ​​@@YellowJelly13GPT3 was finished within months of this video being published. It just wasn't released to the public until 2022. In actuality, he was practically already wrong at the time this video was filmed - he just didn't know it yet.

    • @GalliadII
      @GalliadII 8 месяцев назад +41

      @@lurrielee2755 reminds me of the wright brothers and "flight is about 1000 years in the future" - quote from some scientific journal in 1913.

    • @Urammar
      @Urammar 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@lurrielee2755 GPT2 had already made massive waves in the nerd/chatbot sphere of people that care about such things. He had already been wrong for quite some time, a year or so at time of publishing, it just wasnt very huge in the public zeitgeist yet.
      Honestly as much as I love him, he simply wasnt that researched for this video to make that kind of claim.

    • @kintex6441
      @kintex6441 7 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@UrammarYou say this like Gpt2 and more relevantly gpt3 are still far from perfect. Sure, it's able to reply back, and while I can't talk about exactly how it works due to a lack of understanding in the internal mechanisms (Which to be frank, even the creators probably don't know), from the times I've used it, the learning through repetition is somewhat successful, but not nearly as effective as the personal experience we have simply through learning. He wasn't wrong, people just credit the program for the wrong things.

  • @RoseAbrams
    @RoseAbrams Год назад +2460

    Yesterday I put those sentences into OpenAI Chatbot, and it successfully answered all of them.
    Turns out machine learning WAS gonna save us, less than 3 years later. Checkmate Tom.

    • @Jason9637
      @Jason9637 Год назад +329

      I tested asking it to put the suitcase inside the trophy. It stuffed the suitcase inside, and admitted it was a silly idea. So yes, it is extremely good at understanding this stuff.

    • @krishp1104
      @krishp1104 Год назад +196

      @@Jason9637It could also be because it was asked that question by others who watched the video so it learned from it

    • @sciencetube4574
      @sciencetube4574 Год назад +396

      I asked it about the trophy sentence and it got it correct. Then I switched from “too big” to “too small” and it gave the same (wrong) answer. ChatGPT is good, but not intelligent.

    • @ralisgroffen
      @ralisgroffen Год назад +11

      He just made a video :)

    • @givepassword
      @givepassword Год назад +77

      @@krishp1104 ChatGPT doesn't learn from interactions.

  • @RunnerBeanzDad
    @RunnerBeanzDad 4 года назад +6562

    "I saw the thief with my bicycle" - the thief has my bicycle.
    "I saw the thief with my binoculars" - either I or the thief might have my binoculars.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 года назад +763

      "I saw the thief with my bicycle with my binoculars"
      "I saw the thief with my binoculars with my binoculars"

    • @nikokrisp5273
      @nikokrisp5273 4 года назад +173

      You did not just use alot of binocular(s?) to see a damn thief

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 4 года назад +301

      @@Liggliluff You have two sets of binoculars?

    • @druid_zephyrus
      @druid_zephyrus 4 года назад +266

      What about the fact that it is very difficult but, not impossible, to saw the thief with your bicycle?
      Edit: it is much easier if you use just the chain.

    • @golazo
      @golazo 4 года назад +87

      The thief saw me with my own binoculars.

  • @liz257
    @liz257 4 года назад +2790

    When you have to re-read a whole paragraph in a fanfiction because at the end of it you find out you were imagining the character roles reversed... and now you have two parellel scenes visualised.

    • @peterpiper4592
      @peterpiper4592 4 года назад +338

      oh God, when the author doesn't make it clear which character is speaking in a scene and your left wondering why Sub would be saying something that only applies to Dom

    • @slaughterround643
      @slaughterround643 3 года назад +124

      lmao visualising while reading? pfft casual
      aphantasia gang

    • @PeerlessCucumberPiercingTheSky
      @PeerlessCucumberPiercingTheSky 3 года назад +117

      When they just leave what the characters are saying without clues as to who is saying what assuming I will pick up on who is who. Excuse me, but I'm dumb.

    • @sophiefilo16
      @sophiefilo16 3 года назад +221

      When you realize 5 chapters later that that one very important line was actually uttered by the _other_ character, completely changing your context for the last 5 chapters...

    • @raj4myo
      @raj4myo 3 года назад +9

      @@slaughterround643 yea boi!

  • @Burneth_
    @Burneth_ Год назад +325

    Feb.19.2023
    I asked chat gpt:
    "The trophy would not fit in the suitcase because it was too big." What is the sentence referring to by "too big"?
    It replied:
    In the sentence "The trophy would not fit in the suitcase because it was too big," the phrase "too big" is referring to the size of the trophy. The trophy is too large to fit inside the suitcase, so it cannot be packed and transported in that way.

    • @Burneth_
      @Burneth_ Год назад +3

      Just food for thought👌

    • @Marshmellow_Cat
      @Marshmellow_Cat Год назад +6

      I mean the video is 3 years ago...

    • @liamneedsauniquehandle
      @liamneedsauniquehandle Год назад +33

      that's just because it read about this problem

    • @medogerty6013
      @medogerty6013 Год назад +31

      @@liamneedsauniquehandle Nope. Try using other similar examples using the word “it” in an unclear way. It understands.

    • @Caesar512
      @Caesar512 Год назад +84

      I asked it a newer one it may not have seen yet,
      The ball broke the table because it was made of steel. What was made of steel?
      It told me this was ambiguous.
      To its credit when I corrected it and told it that this was an example of a Winograd schema and that one of the two interpretations was obviously correct, it did pick the ball as the steel object.
      But then, to its detriment again, you can try this replacing steel with Styrofoam to change the meaning around. It gets even worse and doesn't think it is ambiguous at all--and insists that a Styrofoam ball would not break a table. And when warned again that there is a right answer, it says that the Styrofoam ball did break the table.
      The ones it gets right, it gets right because it has seen them in the training set because they are classical examples. It is smoke and mirrors though, and it still chokes on anything novel.

  • @danielsalinaslopez3541
    @danielsalinaslopez3541 Год назад +93

    I’ve tried the trophy-suitcase problem on Chat GPT-3 and it’s astonishing how much this technology has advanced in just three years.

    • @petrkdn8224
      @petrkdn8224 11 месяцев назад +3

      gpt 3 was actually released later in 2020, after this video was published, so its been that was since roughly the video came out.. GPT4 came out couple months ago, and if you take a look at the timespans between each GPT version, its around 2 to 3 years, so it only makes sense

    • @SeverityOne
      @SeverityOne 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@petrkdn8224I tried the tablecloth example with GPT-4. Not only did it provide the correct answer, it also rephrased the sentence in order to make it clearer.

  • @L4Vo5
    @L4Vo5 4 года назад +7238

    Tom: Put the suitcase in the trophy
    AI: So anyway, I started blasting...

    • @Yippie37
      @Yippie37 4 года назад +100

      Omfg underrated comment

    • @aceanimations3214
      @aceanimations3214 4 года назад +25

      This deserves more likes 😂

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 года назад +3

      XD

    • @casda5226
      @casda5226 4 года назад +7

      Eat your cereal

    • @miffedmeff7302
      @miffedmeff7302 4 года назад +13

      Go watch the Yogscast's series of videos on it, absolutely hilarious

  • @happyface-
    @happyface- 2 года назад +19482

    Playing a text adventure:
    “Put the suitcase in the trophy”
    Computer:
    “Ah, so you chose *gun.”*

  • @lolcatproductions
    @lolcatproductions Год назад +869

    Tom: artificial language processing remains ten years away
    GPT-3: hold my beer

    • @DiggyPT
      @DiggyPT Год назад +130

      GPT-4: hold my beer

    • @IsYitzach
      @IsYitzach Год назад +10

      @@resyntax Yes, but on a sample size of one, it was correct. I almost said it was well reasoned, but it claimed to have done it off the sentence structure.

    • @Igrium
      @Igrium Год назад +39

      @@resyntax and what humans do is not bullshitting?

    • @sabakobakhidze9745
      @sabakobakhidze9745 Год назад +24

      @@DiggyPT GPT-5: Actually hands you the beer

    • @jacksonlaframboise6257
      @jacksonlaframboise6257 Год назад +23

      GPT-6. Discovers a new way to make the perfect beer, sets up a business, codes a flawless website, gets legally set up in a few small local areas, gains funding from investors, expands and gradually takes over the entire beer industry.

  • @TheAmyrlinSeat
    @TheAmyrlinSeat 8 месяцев назад +31

    Both Bard and ChatGPT have no problems with these sentences now. Would be interesting to see a sequel about them.

    • @redstonerelic
      @redstonerelic 4 месяца назад +1

      My:
      Can you tell me what the following sentence is trying to say:
      The trophy would not fit in the suitcase because it was too big.
      ChatGPT:
      This sentence is explaining that the trophy couldn't be placed inside the suitcase due to its size

    • @TheAmyrlinSeat
      @TheAmyrlinSeat 4 месяца назад +2

      @@redstonerelic Interesting, doesn't specify which object is too large.

    • @Stratelier
      @Stratelier 2 месяца назад

      I believe CGP Grey did a video on this subject that aged much better? Its hypothetical example is a bot trained to sort images between "bee" and "dog" -- which after an iterative training process it can (and quite efficiently), only to get tripped up by a photo of a dog in a bee costume.

  • @DavidZanter
    @DavidZanter 4 года назад +3403

    I once tried to add "two cans of chilli" to my grocery list. And it added "toucans of Chile."

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 4 года назад +777

      "add a note to feed the baby" becomes "add a note: defeat the baby".

    • @lemonandgaming6013
      @lemonandgaming6013 4 года назад +90

      @@renakunisaki oh no..

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 4 года назад +67

      @@renakunisaki That's brilliant xD Good robot.

    • @sera_sarzad
      @sera_sarzad 4 года назад +75

      @@renakunisaki Is this a challenge?!

    • @vituperation
      @vituperation 4 года назад +114

      So that's why my smart fridge is full of birds and my food bill skyrocketed.
      Chili was still good though.

  • @sir_slimestone3797
    @sir_slimestone3797 4 года назад +7405

    "Larger things can't fit in smaller things"
    Me playing Minecraft putting thousands of cubic meters of gold in a single chest.

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 4 года назад +294

      Sir_Slimestone
      This is beyond science

    • @Rawlingm
      @Rawlingm 4 года назад +350

      I was thinking of something much different

    • @jasondashney
      @jasondashney 4 года назад +64

      Check out Mario's wallet full of gold coins. Who needs a chest?

    • @mojosbigsticks
      @mojosbigsticks 4 года назад +29

      And an 11ft pole in my backpack!

    • @advanceringnewholder
      @advanceringnewholder 4 года назад +45

      Technicaly you can fit 46,656 1 meter by 1 meter blocks of gold in a single chest

  • @aaron.holland
    @aaron.holland 2 месяца назад +11

    "Artificial language processing remains ten years away"
    Well that didn't age well

  • @antediest
    @antediest Год назад +82

    who else is rewatching these with ChatGPT open and stoked with the progrees of large language models in the last few years.

    • @frostedpancake532
      @frostedpancake532 Год назад +7

      Only slightly terrified

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr Год назад +1

      GPT-3 was already good enough, to do well on Winograd Schema.

    • @chava2uk150
      @chava2uk150 Год назад +1

      Bing coped
      coped just fine, too

    • @abuKaJeiN.
      @abuKaJeiN. 11 месяцев назад

      Months

    • @ori5021
      @ori5021 8 месяцев назад

      Amazing and scary

  • @Beth-td6vj
    @Beth-td6vj 3 года назад +6788

    “Put the suitcase in the trophy”
    AI: “best I can do is gun”

    • @xbon1
      @xbon1 2 года назад +30

      Poor software to test gpt on

    • @darkursrike3161
      @darkursrike3161 2 года назад +11

      When you use siri on the school

    • @greenix1776
      @greenix1776 2 года назад +1

      I'm the 1000th like

    • @veroxid
      @veroxid 2 года назад +21

      GPT-2 must be American.

    • @armingamer5546
      @armingamer5546 2 года назад +2

      Take it or leave it.

  • @notwildcard377
    @notwildcard377 4 года назад +11442

    "The woman(1) beat her daughter(2) because she(x) was drunk."
    Confuses me still.

    • @hayden.A0
      @hayden.A0 3 года назад +2215

      Probably one of the best examples. I've seen it before and even in other languages.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 3 года назад +1281

      I think that would be completely ambiguous.

    • @Michael-Hammerschmidt
      @Michael-Hammerschmidt 3 года назад +1184

      @@hayden.A0 Not one of the best examples because, as Tom said, they are made to be totally unambiguous and easy for humans to understand. Which is why it is so interesting that computers struggle so greatly with them.

    • @Michael-Hammerschmidt
      @Michael-Hammerschmidt 3 года назад +1421

      @@emperorborgpalpatine No one understands it. The sentence, "The woman(1) beat her daughter(2) because she(x) was drunk." is entirely ambiguous, which misses the point of testing AI with unambiguous statements.

    • @virtualabc7847
      @virtualabc7847 3 года назад +17

      Awesome

  • @Lu-zu1jg
    @Lu-zu1jg Год назад +64

    Tried this test with ChatGPT, although a little altered. I asked, "The ball doesn't fit in the box because it is too small." ChatGPT responded, "The word 'it' refers to the ball. The sentence means that the ball is too small to fit inside the box, which is the reason why it doesn't fit."
    As a software engineer, this gives a little bit of hope that my job is still safe. A little.

    • @egg.007
      @egg.007 Год назад +5

      Well i said to it, it was wrong so it corrected it and told me that it was wrong because the box was too small to accommodate the ball . Here it kinda understood its mistake. This shows how smart its learning is

    • @aspol12
      @aspol12 Год назад +3

      maybe it interpreted "fit" as in "fit snugly", in which case the ball being too small would in fact make the sentence true

    • @oromain
      @oromain Год назад +7

      Ah yep. This same example of yours trumped it on my end too. Perhaps it's trained on the examples Tom mentioned but not new ones.
      -In the sentence "The ball doesn't fit in the box because it is too small.", what is the word "it" referring to?
      -In the sentence "The ball doesn't fit in the box because it is too small," the word "it" is referring to the ball.
      -Why would a small ball have trouble fitting in a box?
      -A small ball might have trouble fitting in a box if the box is not large enough to accommodate the ball. Alternatively, the opening of the box might be too small to allow the ball to pass through. It also depends on the size of the ball and the size of the box.
      -Doesn't this mean "it" refers to the box then?
      -Yes, you are correct. In the given sentence, "it" refers to the box, which is too small to fit the ball. I apologize for the confusion in my previous response.

    • @mustafasiddiqui8203
      @mustafasiddiqui8203 Год назад

      Did u ask gpt 4?

    • @Sgrunterundt
      @Sgrunterundt Год назад +5

      @@mustafasiddiqui8203 I did. It passes with flying colors.

  • @dko1905
    @dko1905 Год назад +194

    Tom: "Artificial language processing remains 10 years away"
    ChatGPT: *released*

    • @basedokadaizo
      @basedokadaizo Год назад +3

      thus bringing it up to 5 years away

    • @medogerty6013
      @medogerty6013 Год назад +1

      @@basedokadaizo 2 years 9 months away

    • @brdrnda3805
      @brdrnda3805 Год назад +3

      @@medogerty6013 Another seven years and three months to make it good enough that you can't easily trick it into a wrong "understanding"

  • @CloudHopperCat
    @CloudHopperCat 4 года назад +8729

    Things I didn’t expect to be mentioned in a Tom Scott video:
    •Slash fiction
    •Overwatch

    • @BismuthBorealis
      @BismuthBorealis 4 года назад +22

      Haha

    • @theprinceofnone
      @theprinceofnone 4 года назад +670

      weird that I'm working on overwatch slash fiction in another tab

    • @ShaunCheah
      @ShaunCheah 4 года назад +506

      "Large things can't fit inside smaller things."

    • @felipevasconcelos6736
      @felipevasconcelos6736 4 года назад +223

      Shaun Cheah, according to slash writers? Yes, they can.

    • @Yay295
      @Yay295 4 года назад +62

      •AI Dungeon

  • @Tiernan422
    @Tiernan422 4 года назад +13583

    “If you’re writing a gay romance”
    As I normally do, of course

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 года назад +369

      To be fair, I don't write romances at all, or write at all ... stories that is. I've clearly written this reply.

    • @Boooo
      @Boooo 4 года назад +506

      @@Liggliluff I don't write anything, not even comments online.

    • @Brindlebrother
      @Brindlebrother 4 года назад +210

      that's gay

    • @hatmanharris5287
      @hatmanharris5287 4 года назад +116

      BooMan I see what you did there. Also I can’t even read

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 4 года назад +68

      @@Liggliluff I just think this is amusing, considering your profile pic and channel content. I'm almost *surprised* that you don't write slash/shipfics.

  • @brovegas1597
    @brovegas1597 Год назад +92

    Imagine if you showed the current ChatGPT to the past Tom

  • @Dave-kq7gv
    @Dave-kq7gv 7 месяцев назад +11

    3 years on, this video has aged like somewhere between milk & wine

  • @theonlyjoe_
    @theonlyjoe_ 3 года назад +9091

    Me: cool lessons on computing
    Tom: lesbians and overwatch

  • @cherryblossompossum3566
    @cherryblossompossum3566 4 года назад +2220

    "We all have experiences with suitcases and trophies."
    Maybe you do Tom, but I'm a loser.

    • @jayteegamble
      @jayteegamble 4 года назад +55

      You should have been a Millennial; we got sweet Participation Trophies.

    • @FMFF_
      @FMFF_ 4 года назад +35

      @@jayteegamble is that actually true or just a joke. I only ever got paper participation/attendance awards and that's it. I got trophies/ ribbons for winning.
      Did anyone ever get a little trophie for participation? If so, for what and where? Genuinely curious if it happens or if it's one of those hollywood exaggerations.

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 4 года назад +23

      I don't get crap for participation

    • @zzanatos2001
      @zzanatos2001 4 года назад +16

      @@FMFF_ It's a fictional Boomer myth they like to perpetuate to demonstrate how much better they are than everyone else. The only time I have ever seen anyone get participation ribbons has been at pee wee sports events and the Special Olympics.

    • @tibfulv
      @tibfulv 4 года назад +4

      In my competition everyone got a trophy for participation. Except me, because the trophies were too expensive. Taught me a valuable lesson in economics: Why everyone doesn't get a trophy.

  • @BobDiaz123
    @BobDiaz123 Год назад +9

    We can still understand even when a person who has trouble speaking English says things incorrectly.
    This works both ways, even when I use the wrong word in Spanish, native Spanish speakers still understand what I was trying to say. I find this human ability to put the parts together, even when something is wrong, is amazing.

  • @davidpphillips
    @davidpphillips 11 месяцев назад +25

    Now chatgpt is replying with “If I were human, and assuming both the suitcase and the trophy were appropriately sized and designed for such an interaction, it might be possible to put the suitcase inside the trophy, depending on their respective sizes and shapes. However, it's important to note that such an action would likely be unconventional and not typically done.”

    • @programming5274
      @programming5274 10 месяцев назад +3

      Me: ChatGPT wouldn't fit in the mainframe computer, because it was too big. In the previous sentence, what does it refer to?
      ChatGPT: In the previous sentence, the pronoun "it" refers to the mainframe computer.

    • @ratvibe
      @ratvibe 4 месяца назад

      @@programming5274 It gets this right now, for me at least

  • @mudkip3603
    @mudkip3603 4 года назад +2337

    Tom: try to put a suitcase in a trophy.
    AI: I think I should shoot it

  • @katrinafraser9746
    @katrinafraser9746 3 года назад +4850

    “Artificial language processing remains ten years away, just as it has for the last few decades” is genuinely such a great quote

    • @jimmyzhao2673
      @jimmyzhao2673 2 года назад +164

      Just like fusion is the energy source of the future -- and always will be.

    • @swimfan752
      @swimfan752 2 года назад +27

      It’s not as great as you’re making it sound tbh

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 2 года назад +75

      Its only because we are just a step away from it, but time is a bad measurement since genius could strike at any time. If everything went well we could have it done in 2.

    • @darylingoteborg3178
      @darylingoteborg3178 2 года назад +86

      @@Merilirem indeed: hard to put a timeline on innovation.
      Every new invention is a million years away the day before it’s suddenly conceived of

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад +5

      wow. totally, totally true!!

  • @craigspaulding9711
    @craigspaulding9711 3 месяца назад +4

    4 years later, and the main thesis of the video is still *technically* true. It just turns out that it doesn’t matter if computers understand what they’re saying or the relationships between words, they’re just VERY good at cheating and getting it right once they have enough data.

  • @humter
    @humter 4 года назад +1245

    "Put the suitcase in the trophy"
    *YOU TAKE OUT YOUR GUN*

    • @samr4831
      @samr4831 4 года назад +35

      Sir Hunter That AI must have been made in ‘Murica

    • @sparkieT88
      @sparkieT88 4 года назад +6

      R Kelly

    • @haubentaucher8382
      @haubentaucher8382 4 года назад +17

      Or the gun is your trophy of a previous fight and the AI interpreted the suitcase as the magazine.

    • @VectorJW9260
      @VectorJW9260 4 года назад

      Sir Hunter what is this meme!?!?

    • @Hamachingo
      @Hamachingo 4 года назад +10

      @@haubentaucher8382 Well the AI might have learned that the trophy is typically held proudly and with arms fully extended and that a suitcase contains things (like lots of ammunition) and is rectangular. So maybe it thinks you're just talking in code. I fully support your theory.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +5511

    Well, that computer became hostile the moment it couldn't understand what you were typing

  • @kyleroderick2334
    @kyleroderick2334 8 месяцев назад +3

    "Most of that code sucks right now."
    *ChatGPT entered the chat*

  • @JakeBlakeCatboy
    @JakeBlakeCatboy 26 дней назад +8

    Well this is an interesting one to come back to in 2024

  • @TCM464
    @TCM464 3 года назад +6576

    Ah yes. The Tom Scott video with AI Dungeon, slash-fiction, and Overwatch.

    • @avcables_
      @avcables_ 2 года назад +61

      But isn’t Team Fortress 2 better?

    • @ixchel3330
      @ixchel3330 2 года назад +26

      @@avcables_ Nope(imo)

    • @jameswiseman5451
      @jameswiseman5451 2 года назад +129

      @@avcables_ they're both great, and very different games

    • @avcables_
      @avcables_ 2 года назад +4

      @@jameswiseman5451 Yes. I know.

    • @avcables_
      @avcables_ 2 года назад +8

      @@ixchel3330 Have you even played TF2 for at least 500 hours?

  • @KarmigulaEffect
    @KarmigulaEffect 4 года назад +904

    "Larger things can't fit in smaller things"
    This is the point at which we apply force.

    • @chuu7062
      @chuu7062 4 года назад +53

      Uhh.. that sounds wrong 😂

    • @fghsgh
      @fghsgh 3 года назад +61

      and that brings us to GPT-2, which interprets "to apply force" as "shoot it"

    • @jameswalker199
      @jameswalker199 3 года назад +28

      I've been a furry so long that I know exactly where this is going.
      To anyone else; please buy a normal size Bad Dragon

    • @dhiya6138
      @dhiya6138 3 года назад +17

      Add lube my dudes, it makes the situations better for both parties

    • @lexilala1968
      @lexilala1968 3 года назад +20

      @@lilylopnco
      Now my books are wet, thanks a lot

  • @versev0
    @versev0 Год назад +13

    yep it's beeen ten years surely

  • @allenjoseph2006
    @allenjoseph2006 Год назад +9

    I asked the question to ChatGPT 3.5 and it answered
    By spreading the cloth on the table, you are protecting the table itself. The cloth acts as a barrier between the table surface and any potential damage or stains that could occur during various activities. It helps to prevent scratches, spills, heat marks, or other forms of potential harm to the table's surface. Additionally, the cloth can also offer a decorative element or add a layer of comfort when using the table for activities like dining or working.

  • @hheecckk526
    @hheecckk526 2 года назад +1389

    "we all have experience with trophies"
    You didn't have to just flex on people like me that casually

    • @mfirdanhb
      @mfirdanhb 2 года назад +9

      Buying a cup is kinda a trophy

    • @TheGhostInThePhoto
      @TheGhostInThePhoto 2 года назад +34

      @@mfirdanhb
      Buying a cup is better than getting a trophy. A trophy has no functional use other than collecting dust. A cup holds things and occupies far less space. You also don’t typically have to compete over a cup (with exceptions).

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад +1

      wow. totally, totally spot on.

    • @fos1451
      @fos1451 2 года назад +3

      @CozyFrog
      That's not how it works,
      I never went to the moon, that doesn't mean I have experience with the moon,
      I don't even see how what you said make a bit of sense,
      If you never even have or go or see it, you never experience it

    • @aeircrown7994
      @aeircrown7994 2 года назад +14

      @@TheGhostInThePhoto I don't know, I want feel what is like to drink from a trophy tho.

  • @skycaptain39
    @skycaptain39 4 года назад +6668

    Me: oh boy a new linguistics video, I wonder what this one is-
    Tom Scott: y'all know about gay fanfiction?

    • @do-re-mi-fabeat4449
      @do-re-mi-fabeat4449 4 года назад +419

      Ah, something I am knowledgeable about! Finally!

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 4 года назад +47

      @@do-re-mi-fabeat4449 sadly... Same

    • @Jonic_P
      @Jonic_P 4 года назад +63

      Someone how I was more surprised by the sudden Overwatch reference/e-sports terms

    • @imnotgaybut6408
      @imnotgaybut6408 4 года назад +25

      *My time has come*

    • @clamflam6308
      @clamflam6308 4 года назад +53

      @@Fizz-Q what do you mean "sadly"?
      I G L A D L Y K N O W A B O U T I T

  • @R-Tex.
    @R-Tex. 7 месяцев назад +7

    I tested 50 Winograd sentences with ChatGPT and GPT-4, ChatGPT got a 7/50 score, and GPT-4 got a near perfect 48/50 score.

  • @tobiasf.4845
    @tobiasf.4845 2 года назад +55

    Actually thats a problem that could not occure in Latin; There the referent is always in a special way related to a relative pronoun. In Latin, every noun is transformed from the infinitive form in the way of its function in the sentence. And depending on in which case the subject is standing, the relative pronoun will mostly adapt the case, the numerus and the genus. (Not always, but mostly.)

    • @justanormalyoutubeuser3868
      @justanormalyoutubeuser3868 Год назад +4

      The Suus vs Eius distinction together with grammatical agreement often clarifies things but it doesn't rule out ambiguity.
      Consider the sentence "Caesar vicit Vercingetorigem quia eum favebant dei." Grammar alone doesn't clarify whether "eum" refers to Ceasar of Vergingetorix, only the reader's knowledge can.
      I apologise if the sentence is not correct, the intended meaning was "Ceasar beat Vergingetorix because the gods favoured him"
      Edit: fixed a mistake

  • @yuvalne
    @yuvalne 4 года назад +3617

    One of my favourite examples of such a sentence:
    "The disco ball went through the table because it was made of steel/styrofoam." The meaning of "it" depends solely on the last word.

    • @Stratelier
      @Stratelier 4 года назад +275

      Wikipedia refers to this as "syntactic ambiguity".

    • @Maelwys
      @Maelwys 4 года назад +335

      You could do the same thing with Tom's opening sentence. Change the last word from "big" to "small" and the sentence still makes sense (except now x=2)

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 года назад +180

      what table is made of styrofoam?

    • @retepaskab
      @retepaskab 4 года назад +3

      Unless we know that the speaker is not very smart.

    • @omri9325
      @omri9325 4 года назад +67

      Im totally allowed to have a table made out of styrofoam!

  • @taqitahmid4894
    @taqitahmid4894 5 месяцев назад +9

    I just asked ChatGPT 3.5 this:
    I'm trying to write a poem about my pencil with my pen on a paper but it ran out of ink. In this sentence what does the 'it' refer to?
    The answer: In the sentence "I'm trying to write a poem about my pencil with my pen on paper, but it ran out of ink," the pronoun "it" refers to the pen. The sentence implies that the pen, which the speaker is using to write about their pencil, has run out of ink and is no longer functional for writing.

    • @OtsileM
      @OtsileM 5 месяцев назад +1

      So this clip aged like old biscuits? Give or take a year or two

  • @dezember25th
    @dezember25th 2 года назад +60

    "I main Mei." = "I enjoy causing others pain."
    - Sincerely, a Mei main

    • @biharek7595
      @biharek7595 2 года назад

      For some reason I laughed at 4:01 when the "mei main" appeared.

  • @jaxsmolenbee4683
    @jaxsmolenbee4683 3 года назад +1574

    “But that’s awkward “
    FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

    • @colemorgan3356
      @colemorgan3356 2 года назад +230

      Yesss. Like please just use their names or restructure your sentences. "The blond-haired boy" just sounds so weird because nobody thinks like that about people

    • @Nebula_o7
      @Nebula_o7 2 года назад +173

      @@colemorgan3356 Its even worse when they refer to them as younger and older, especially in sexual scenes

    • @_lexi
      @_lexi 2 года назад +60

      its so hard to restructure the sentences over and over in a way that isnt repetitive. :(

    • @colemorgan3356
      @colemorgan3356 2 года назад +144

      @@_lexi It may sound repetitive to you as the writer, but I promise you your readers won't notice and won't care

    • @nightlove3574
      @nightlove3574 2 года назад +148

      @@colemorgan3356 This cannot be stressed enough! It's like the word 'said.' The reader is conditioned to not notice it after so much exposure, and names and pronouns are the same way.

  • @shingshongshamalama
    @shingshongshamalama 4 года назад +1746

    Human: "Put the suitcase in the trophy."
    AI GM: "You shoot the suitcase."

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 4 года назад +156

      You can tell the AI was trained in the USA.

    • @General12th
      @General12th 4 года назад +87

      If you shoot the suitcase enough, eventually it can fit a trophy.

    • @francoisdecaux1570
      @francoisdecaux1570 4 года назад +3

      @@General12th So true... at least parts of it can cover it, which is the object refered to in the previous sentence.

    • @princessdio3686
      @princessdio3686 4 года назад +4

      Google vs Bing

    • @fukinshin9918
      @fukinshin9918 4 года назад

      @@RFC3514 Damn, beat me to it.

  • @GravityColoy
    @GravityColoy 8 месяцев назад +6

    Well this didn't age that well.
    After watchikg I though "Wow this Video must be like 7 Years old", but no just 3.

  • @SeanPat1001
    @SeanPat1001 Месяц назад +4

    In 1963, one of my classmates wrote an AI program. I haven’t seen a terribly great amount of progress since. Most of it is due to the fact that computer is so much faster and have so much more memory than in 1963.
    At the end of that course on computers, we had a discussion. The conclusion of the discussion, at least from my point of view, was that what we call intelligence in computers is very different from what we call intelligence in people. Our best strategy is to have computers do what they do well, rather than trying to get computers to do what we do well.
    This is no different than any other tool. Screwdrivers loosen screws better than our fingers, but they don’t decide which screws to loosen. Automobiles get us from point A to point B more rapidly than we could walk, but we still need a human being to prevent those automobiles from running into things.
    I think the best use of AI is to assist human beings, rather than trying to emulate human beings.

  • @Ellie-yt3op
    @Ellie-yt3op 4 года назад +2946

    Me: ah a smart video on language
    Tom: so, lesbians

    • @natesmodelsdoodles5403
      @natesmodelsdoodles5403 4 года назад +102

      Me: a blonde, a brunette, a skirt... wait, are these those two girls on the oil rig in Pokemon RSE?

    • @WLxMusic
      @WLxMusic 3 года назад +76

      @@natesmodelsdoodles5403 I'mma go look up THomas Scottsburry on wattpad real quick. Mans is definitely speaking from experience.

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 3 года назад +15

      @@natesmodelsdoodles5403 I don’t remember that part of Gen III…

    • @gaymerjerry
      @gaymerjerry 3 года назад +1

      @@johnathanltablet is this the gen 3 anime i think i missed that episode

    • @shitpost-o-matic7469
      @shitpost-o-matic7469 3 года назад +1

      I h a t e i t

  • @ffggddss
    @ffggddss 4 года назад +840

    And then there's the famous, "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
    Fred

    • @doxed64
      @doxed64 4 года назад +34

      oh god what have you done

    • @docinabox258
      @docinabox258 4 года назад +19

      That is not grammatically correct. The correct way to say that would be to say, “ fruit flies like bananas”

    • @ffggddss
      @ffggddss 4 года назад +112

      @@docinabox258 Both are perfectly fine grammatically.
      Picture a banana - just one of them - being swarmed with fruit flies, illustrating that fruit flies like a banana.
      Just like you might say, "I like a good cup of coffee;" or, "I like a baseball game." It's understood that there are many of either of these things, and that you like them all.
      Fred

    • @pajanewcomer4323
      @pajanewcomer4323 4 года назад +6

      Hello zilean

    • @CRlMZlN
      @CRlMZlN 4 года назад +17

      Hi Fred.

  • @Well_Meaning
    @Well_Meaning Год назад +4

    "remains 10 years away" 👁️👄👁️

  • @phischtv4497
    @phischtv4497 11 месяцев назад +13

    And now 3 years later, ChatGPT 3.5 and 4 enters the game. It had no prob to understand all sentences said in this video. :)

  • @WLxMusic
    @WLxMusic 3 года назад +2355

    That moment you go, "hmm, i usually use visual or character traits to distinguish between same pronouned characters in my gay romance fanfics" and then Tom calls you out on it as weird and amateur.

    • @muffycat
      @muffycat 3 года назад +141

      Fr not all of us are professionals like you, Tom O_O (joking)

    • @spopydude69
      @spopydude69 2 года назад +91

      Hmm yes Tom did you forget that people have names too

    • @CreoTan
      @CreoTan 2 года назад +104

      It’s not always a bad thing in writing, but usually it’s used as a crutch or a bandaid solution, instead of intentionally, which is why it often comes off as amateur
      Really, when it comes to writing, there are general guidelines, but no strict, set rules-because there’s always gonna be someone who will break those rules and do it well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @randomfox12245
      @randomfox12245 2 года назад +43

      I did spend a few minutes thinking about how I'd word that sentence so it'd work before I realized the entire sentence was just trash and should be thrown out completely.

    • @orngjce223
      @orngjce223 2 года назад +20

      Personally, Blaseball has been a good training ground for some people I know to stop using synecdoche and epithets, as characters have zero canonical descriptions of appearance at all, so no amount of "pinkette" or "the taller one" is going to disambiguate which character is which. You could try looking at fanfic from there to improve on that specific skill.
      Similarly, Homestuck fandom is really good at second person (written from the perspective of "you") because canon is written in second person.
      If you want other recommendations feel free to ask!

  • @OHYS
    @OHYS 4 года назад +2783

    Tom's example about the troubles of writing gay romance seemed oddly specific.

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 4 года назад +34

      I was going to go with your joke, but then I'd feel a little dumb

    • @MyPandaemonium
      @MyPandaemonium 4 года назад +101

      You mean to tell me you've never written Yaoi?

    • @erica8952
      @erica8952 4 года назад +204

      Who doesn't enjoy a nice gay fanfic after a hard day's work?

    • @Mateon1
      @Mateon1 4 года назад +14

      I don't, I read crackfics (not shippy) instead

    • @jiangciyang3860
      @jiangciyang3860 4 года назад +8

      @@MyPandaemonium bruh yaoi is manga and manga is gay

  • @averagechick1921
    @averagechick1921 2 года назад

    I live for videos like these to watch while I'm eating breakfast to make me feel brainy before taking on the day. You've earned a new subscriber, looking forward to watching more!

  • @TheDeen987
    @TheDeen987 9 месяцев назад +7

    This didn't age well huh

  • @mikedamat
    @mikedamat 4 года назад +2450

    "Artificial language processing remains 10 years away, just as it has for the last few decades."
    If you could summarize futurology in a single statement, that would be it.

    • @Mosern1977
      @Mosern1977 4 года назад +18

      Fusion is 30 years away, so language processing is closer:)

    • @gNpNct
      @gNpNct 4 года назад +55

      ​@@Mosern1977 Fusion was always 50 years away then, and now it's (always?) 30 years. That must be an improvement!

    • @AnhThuNguyen-zz2hm
      @AnhThuNguyen-zz2hm 4 года назад +2

      1970+10=1980
      2020?1980
      2020>1980

    • @Chloe_Heather
      @Chloe_Heather 4 года назад +5

      ironically this comment has the read more sign even though it doesn't show any more text, in my glitched outdated app.

    • @dillon7981
      @dillon7981 4 года назад +5

      Jackie Tearie besides the fact that nuclear energy hasn’t changed too much. Nuclear bomb are still always tested by all countries, and efficient energy sources are rare to see cause of money-hungry electricity and gas companies. Such a miserable world

  • @edslushie570
    @edslushie570 3 года назад +1909

    Tom's Friend: Why are you reading lesbian Overwatch fanfiction?
    Tom, who's about to have the idea for this video: Oh, haven't you heard?

    • @ratataran
      @ratataran 2 года назад +7

      The hell is this referring to?

    • @peterprime2140
      @peterprime2140 2 года назад +126

      @@ratataran The video.

    • @qo7052
      @qo7052 2 года назад +23

      @@ratataran You havent heard about the bird?

    • @pinball-wizard
      @pinball-wizard 2 года назад +17

      @@qo7052 BRIAN DON’T

    • @ashtar3876
      @ashtar3876 2 года назад +1

      He's reading it for research brah

  • @T3RRY_T3RR0R
    @T3RRY_T3RR0R 8 месяцев назад +4

    "stil 10 years away" ... My this video didn't age well.

  • @WindsorYeh
    @WindsorYeh 4 месяца назад +7

    “GPT 2” damn wow

  • @kicksledkid
    @kicksledkid 4 года назад +2314

    The year is 2020. Tom Scott has mentioned slash fic in a video about linguistic computing.

    • @KeybladeSpirit
      @KeybladeSpirit 4 года назад +94

      The credits roll. When they finish, two words remain onscreen: "Bad(?) End"

    • @wohdinhel
      @wohdinhel 4 года назад +42

      this timeline isn’t so bad after all

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 4 года назад +3

      A future better than Jetsons predicted!

    • @njones420
      @njones420 4 года назад +3

      ...as Lena began to insert the trophy...
      nevermind

    • @CallMeTess
      @CallMeTess 3 года назад +1

      to be fair, it was a great example

  • @retroforager
    @retroforager 4 года назад +371

    tom: "put a suitcase in a trophy"
    AI: *contemplates suicide*

  • @VoiceDisasterNz
    @VoiceDisasterNz Год назад +17

    3:18 You should do another "future Tom" edit with GPT3

  • @D3sertst0rm
    @D3sertst0rm 2 года назад +11

    Very interesting! This is why I love linguistics. We don't realize how much of it comes from intrinsic natural knowledge.
    This is possibly what struck me the most about coding. When you have to explain obvious things to a computer you realize explaining the obvious isn't easy.

  • @JohannesBrodwall
    @JohannesBrodwall 3 года назад +4433

    "Time flies like an arrow"
    "Fruit flies like an apple"
    When is "like" an adjective or a verb?

    • @sullenskulls9709
      @sullenskulls9709 3 года назад +678

      This comment deserves a Like. (Noun)

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 3 года назад +123

      No, when is like an adverb or a conjunction or a pronoun.

    • @matthewblainey4254
      @matthewblainey4254 3 года назад +303

      oh my lord no not the time flies!

    • @SnoFitzroy
      @SnoFitzroy 3 года назад +29

      It's an adjective when it's in a simile...obviously

    • @nirmalsuki
      @nirmalsuki 2 года назад +73

      "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana" - Groucho Marx

  • @PrincessFelicie
    @PrincessFelicie 4 года назад +31421

    Haha, the gay fanfiction dilemma. A classic.

    • @risu2312
      @risu2312 4 года назад +826

      Congratulations this is now the most liked comment here 👏👏

    • @icarus.9306
      @icarus.9306 4 года назад +1680

      _wattpad flashbacks_

    • @LazyRare
      @LazyRare 4 года назад +71

      K

    • @retvolution
      @retvolution 4 года назад +143

      Oh god yes xddd

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 года назад +57

      Wha?

  • @cjendantix
    @cjendantix 5 месяцев назад +18

    Welp the machine learning thing aged like milk

  • @Pointlessusername-zr3jy
    @Pointlessusername-zr3jy 9 месяцев назад +2

    I’ll put ”17 years of experience of reality” on my resume

  • @stevezagieboylo9172
    @stevezagieboylo9172 Год назад +5

    Trying these on ChatGPT. (later note: I started this before I had reached your inset.) I just asked, "What does 'it' refer to in the following sentence: 'The trophy would not fit inside the suitcase because it was too big,'" It got that one right. Just in case it was only luck, I changed 'big' to 'small' and it still got it correct.
    Second one also correct, in both forms.
    The third one, also correct. But then I changed it to the somewhat ambiguous "I put the cloth on the table in order to protect it," (changed from "I SPREAD the cloth...") ChatGPT still confidently said that 'it' referred to table.
    Then I tried, "I put the cloth on the table in order to protect it from the mess on the floor," and it stuck with table as the object 'it' refers to. I think we can agree that this unambiguously refers to the cloth being protected. (Yes? It seems unambiguous to me.)
    So I finally stumped it. (That is, I stumped ChatGPT. I don't want to be ambiguous with my pronoun, there. 🙂)

    • @remen8021
      @remen8021 6 месяцев назад

      it's likely because the answer to the trophy one is in its training data, but not the cloth or ball examples that others have come up with.

  • @FortoFight
    @FortoFight 4 года назад +224

    I've been programming so much recently and speaking so little that my brain started to agree with the computers on the difficulty of parsing those sentences.

    • @caw25sha
      @caw25sha 4 года назад +43

      if(trophy.size > suitcase.size)
      fit = false;

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight 4 года назад +9

      fit = (trophy.size > suitcase.size) ? false

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight 4 года назад

      @m ・ ́ω・ Great news!

    • @mistyz0ne
      @mistyz0ne 4 года назад +3

      public boolean fits(Trophy trophy, Suitcase suitcase){
      return ( trophy.getSize() < suitcase.getSize() );
      }

    • @nadadada3938
      @nadadada3938 4 года назад +2

      @@igorthelight using an incomplete ternary operation? Also redundancy ternary operation

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 4 года назад +1754

    Tom Scott: AI is so stupid.
    2 Minute Papers: What a time to be alive!

    • @omri9325
      @omri9325 4 года назад +14

      So true 😂😂

    • @Someone-cr8cj
      @Someone-cr8cj 4 года назад +1

      Nice

    • @HarriW
      @HarriW 4 года назад +74

      Karloishpfasjoauna is adorable, love him

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 года назад +82

      It's stupid, but getting less stupid at a remarkable rate

    • @thealchemist6355
      @thealchemist6355 4 года назад +20

      @@HarriW Lolz, you just murdered his name.

  • @Andre-0207
    @Andre-0207 Год назад +11

    3:50
    ...
    Who's gonna tell him?

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 Год назад +51

    Update 2022: ChatGPT is REALLY GOOD at figuring these out if you ask it.

  • @bakainu3559
    @bakainu3559 4 года назад +395

    "The trophy would not fit in the suitcase because it was too big"
    AI : *CrEaTe SkYNeT*

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba 4 года назад +15

      Without people there'd be no trophies or suitcases. Problem solved.

  • @igorwojtyna2158
    @igorwojtyna2158 4 года назад +334

    Me: Puts suitcase in a trophy
    AI: Your actions have refuted the neccesity of your existence

  • @sunnyrenxy2632
    @sunnyrenxy2632 2 года назад +57

    This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's a bit wordy.

    • @space3408
      @space3408 2 года назад +3

      Grammerly

    • @beans5762
      @beans5762 2 года назад +2

      Grammerly

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 года назад +7

      The sentence I have typed out is, by all definition, grammatically correct, however, it's definitely bloated and full of unnecessary words that it could do without.

    • @Cowtymsmiesznego
      @Cowtymsmiesznego 2 года назад

      @@jockeyfield1954 "by all definition"?

  • @CarthagoMike
    @CarthagoMike 4 года назад +558

    "Hey Google, did the trophy not fit in the brown suitcase because it was too big?"
    perfect question to heat up the room on a cold evening.

    • @SillyMakesVids
      @SillyMakesVids 4 года назад +16

      Ask her why you want dry leaves in boiling water.

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 4 года назад +3

      No it's because the brown suitcase didn't have any brown suits in it

    • @Semudara
      @Semudara 4 года назад

      Does not compute, does not compute, system shutdown!!

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 4 года назад

      google proceeds to blown up you phone

    • @mistyz0ne
      @mistyz0ne 4 года назад

      "here's what I found on the web"

  • @xristoss.2037
    @xristoss.2037 4 года назад +985

    "If you re writing a gay romance story"
    Well...that escalated quickly

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 Год назад +8

    turns out it was less than 3 years away

    • @pc_screen5478
      @pc_screen5478 Год назад +2

      He was already wrong in 2020, Base GPT-3 is also able to understand the sentence

  • @CountFisco
    @CountFisco Год назад +23

    This video is a time capsule of the world before ChatGPT

  • @arirahikkala
    @arirahikkala 4 года назад +1130

    Hey, I think AI Dungeon's response makes perfect sense here. Just shoot a suitcase enough times and eventually it will fit inside a trophy.

    • @LyricalDJ
      @LyricalDJ 4 года назад +19

      Aha, but even if it might work does that mean it makes sense?

    • @TonboIV
      @TonboIV 4 года назад +133

      Violence can actually solve all problems. You just have to use a lot of violence for some of them.

    • @ineedaname1341
      @ineedaname1341 4 года назад +29

      @@TonboIV *humans*

    • @TonboIV
      @TonboIV 4 года назад +24

      @@ineedaname1341 Nuke all the humans. I didn't say violence was a GOOD solution.

    • @ineedaname1341
      @ineedaname1341 4 года назад +2

      @@TonboIV hahahaha true! Your technically right :-)

  • @rachelahrens7478
    @rachelahrens7478 4 года назад +827

    So what you’re saying is that...artificial intelligence will never understand gay fan-fiction!?!

    • @personita2.733
      @personita2.733 3 года назад +78

      So , _all AI is homophobic_

    • @ImNot
      @ImNot 3 года назад +7

      @@personita2.733 seems fine to me ngl

    • @neerjain9618
      @neerjain9618 3 года назад +3

      artificial intelligence is useless.

    • @vrennexx3736
      @vrennexx3736 3 года назад +2

      I don't know why computers would want that... It's of no use to them😅
      Gayvatron vs Lesbos Prime

    • @arcanine_enjoyer
      @arcanine_enjoyer 3 года назад +7

      @@personita2.733 yes it is. trust me, if you do anything gay in AI Dungeon it becomes homophobic quick

  • @blakescott8570
    @blakescott8570 8 месяцев назад +2

    this is very cool to see 3 years after it was made

  • @MrJoshuaBarrow
    @MrJoshuaBarrow 10 месяцев назад +7

    GPT-4 passes all of these now

  • @emmacampbell3075
    @emmacampbell3075 4 года назад +1329

    Tom intellectually discussing lesbian slash fiction is the highlight of my day

    • @ravendangernavy3575
      @ravendangernavy3575 4 года назад +49

      I want to read more lesbian slash fiction I've had terrible experience with it haha

    • @aurelia8028
      @aurelia8028 4 года назад +15

      Eeh it seemed kinda inappropiate, force and out of place to me

    • @katacutie
      @katacutie 4 года назад +87

      @@aurelia8028 What are you even talking about?

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 4 года назад +126

      Magnus Juul Ask yourself if you would have a single problem with Tom discussing straight romance fiction
      And then, if it's not too much to ask, reevaluate your life choices

    • @delta-76
      @delta-76 4 года назад +7

      Magnus Juul how so?

  • @LarryBloom
    @LarryBloom 3 года назад +328

    "They are hunting dogs."
    "Why would they do that?"

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 2 года назад +7

      They are hunting dogs hunting dogs.

    • @BlackyMox
      @BlackyMox 2 года назад +3

      @@RGC_animation But are they hunting dogs? Or Are they just hunting dogs, hunting dogs, when dogs are hunting dogs?

    • @lionberryofskyclan
      @lionberryofskyclan 2 года назад +2

      they are hunting dogs hunting hunting dogs hunting dogs.

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 2 года назад +1

      @@RGC_animation Dog one: RUN AWAY!!! Dog two: I am hunting you- oh no. Human: I WILL GET YOU DOG TWO!!!

  • @Yo5463
    @Yo5463 7 месяцев назад +3

    I tested Chat GPT with this and it surprised me.
    I asked "How do I put a suitcase in a trophy?"
    It replied "...it's not possible to fit a suitcase inside a typical trophy because trophies are typically much smaller than suitcases..."
    Then I ask "What materials, other than leather, can it be made of?"
    It replied "Suitcases can be made from a wide range of materials other than leather..."
    That's 2 for 2. Well played, Chat GPT

  • @user-tc9fz5lq4x
    @user-tc9fz5lq4x 9 месяцев назад +5

    just 3 years, and already aged like milk
    tbg it's really scary, maybe we close to technological singularity

  • @icemazz
    @icemazz 4 года назад +828

    "we've got experience, of trophies"
    😥

    • @jcxz983
      @jcxz983 4 года назад +14

      Awwwwwww..........................................................

    • @otakuribo
      @otakuribo 4 года назад +66

      🏆
      I present you with the Doing Your Best award

    • @maxximumb
      @maxximumb 4 года назад +20

      Not winning a trophy is experience of a trophy. Not a good trophy eperience admittedly, but enough for the suitcase conjuncture.

    • @Kadekuru
      @Kadekuru 4 года назад

      Cheer up!

    • @kevmmm
      @kevmmm 4 года назад +3

      Go buy yourself one, that might just make it worse tbh

  • @TsubakiOnYT
    @TsubakiOnYT 2 года назад +469

    "We have experiences of suitcases and trophies"
    Everyone without a trophy:

    • @rainpooper7088
      @rainpooper7088 2 года назад +28

      „And this suitcase is where I‘d put a trophy… *IF I HAD ONE!“*

    • @thatgirlstephanie6023
      @thatgirlstephanie6023 2 года назад +6

      forget about trophies, people have suitcases??

    • @DemonSlayerSucksAss30
      @DemonSlayerSucksAss30 2 года назад

      Do pageant crowns count as trophies?

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад

      haha!

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 2 года назад +1

      “I would put my suitcase in my trophy, once I get a trophy.”
      Tom: Are you okay?

  • @klaasdepaashaasmrhaas
    @klaasdepaashaasmrhaas 10 месяцев назад +3

    With chatGPT:
    Question:
    In the sentence, the trophy doesnt fit into the brown suitcase, because it is to big. What does it refer to?
    ChatGPT:
    In the sentence, "it" refers to the trophy. The pronoun "it" is used to replace the noun "trophy" in order to avoid repetition.
    Although it seems like its possible for the machine to 'understand' the sentence, it could also be that chatGPT just learned this sentence.

  • @kahn10
    @kahn10 8 месяцев назад +3

    "artificial language process remains ten years away" oof

  • @ShaunCheah
    @ShaunCheah 4 года назад +2425

    "Larger things can't fit inside smaller things." - Tom Scott, issuing a challenge to all bottoms.