Everything Wrong With Dog in 19 Minutes or Less
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Look, Dog is not a great movie. It cannot decide what it wants to be so it tries everything. Lots of sinning too.
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Takes a battle anxious Dog to a funeral and stop at a gun rage on the way ...WTF?
"Too late to like this guy".. perfect name for the film. The poor dog, Neglected drugged undernourished and thirsty and the extreme trauma added to that. Why so many storylines?also the main plot is cruel and weird.
*LULU*
Shooting is often times therapeutic for anxious and PTS vets. It’s the only familiar thing for some people.
@@RTTGunsGear while i agree, he could’ve done that at any other time than while transporting lulu who has battlefield ptsd
I’m sure this movie was supposed to be one huge metaphor for the dude recognizing that he was worth saving (as was the dog), and his treatment of her was supposed to be some form of self-hatred, but I am so glad someone else was irritated with the way that he was treating Lulu throughout he movie.
It would have been interesting if the treatment toward her had actual reflections of what he went through. Maybe he tells the dog to suck it up, and it could be something someone said to him in the past when he was going through a PTSD episode. Flashbacks and the like would have helped the viewer understand why this guy's such a piece of junk at least...
*LULU*
@@TheGoldenDunsparce Yeah, I can see pieces of a good movie in here, but, dear god, did they fuck up the execution.
It's really a shame, so much potential and it's like someone entirely detached from the premise wrote and directed
@@TheGoldenDunsparce that would've been a better presentation
Man, the trailer made this movie out to be focused around the rehabilitation of the dog. Like he was friends with the owner and they thought he would be able to help her. This story is actually insane in comparison.
Obviously the trailer editor had more sanity than the raving, demented crayon eater that wrote the screenplay. Nobody read this thing and went; "Hold on, wait a second ... this makes no goddamned sense. Let's get a rewrite going?"
Yeah, I'm glad I watched this cause I thought same from trial. Would have been so annoyed an upset if had wasted time watching this
This movie is super sick and super stupid and I couldn't watch it at all after they showed poor pooch all tied up etc. I have retrained a number of animals considered 'difficult' and even 'deadly' and this requires patience and understanding basic 'animal languages' to communicate like a fellow creature to some animal who has been abused or mishandled by stupid humans.
@@emsnewssupkis6453 bruh I was so excited for a movie to highlight those skills
By "insane," I hope you meant "unforgivably and irredeemably stupid, and its producers should be banished to Proxima Centauri," a sentence which would, of course, take, at current achievable velocity, more than 73,000 years.
The biggest thing for me was that this dude had a FULL BLOWN SEIZURE and told NOBODY. He then continues to keep on driving around with Lulu which could result in him having an episode at the wheel.
He probably has them often
@@Ryan83728 Which is even less of a reason for him to be driving. He's putting his life and the other driver's (not to mention Lulu's) at risk.
Yep, not Steven Lang. it´s Kevin Nash!
Our dog got traumatized by fireworks when she was a pup. She would hide in the cellar for the rest of her life every New Year´s Eve. We would never try to even remotely expose her to something like that again and her trauma was not as deep as Lulu´s. Taking her to a shooting range is just cruel.
*LULU*
Don’t feel bad, most dogs are scared of fireworks without having a magical event as a pup trigger it.
And some don't. My girl actually ran after the fire works the kids were lightening, and we would watch fireworks together in a crowd.
So why not breed such dogs, the frarlessness of such noises is hereditary
Kevin Nash = discount Stephen Lang
While I'm at it, that hotel clerk looks like she can be "discount Miley Cyrus."
I watch cinema sins always ready to turn it off before the spoilers and watch the actual movie, if it’s worth it. I’m happy to say 95% of the time… you’ve saved me a lot of time.
It's funny because it's not like they only cover bad movies. They cover almost everything. Says a lot about the quality of films recently. I haven't had a "I need to see this in theaters" movie in some time.
Same
I just watch here instead of wasting time to watch the full movie
*LULU*
Saaame! Such a blessing lol
I feel like they should have maybe consulted like...actual handlers in the army about how to make the relationship between the dog and Briggs more believable. I am not involved in any form of military, but I do know from many accounts/articles that generally, these dogs are treated with a lot of care and compassion when they are undergoing stress like this dog is meant to be. I mean...they even intentionally had members of rescue units hide under the dirt and fallout of 9/11 when the dogs were getting too depressed because they weren't finding anyone alive. Just cause it doesn't look human doesn't mean it doesn't have the emotional complexities of a human.
Same here
As a Soldier and NOT a K9 trooper and we were not even supposed to go near these pups, most of them outrank us also. Keep that in mind, the K9 often out ranks the majority of troops in the area.
You know that kid in grade school that never did homework and skated through life making up BS? He grew up to be the scriptwriter for this movie.
Or even just a dog trainer in general. Obviously rehabbing military doggos is different but man my face is bruised now from all the face palming I did just from this short video lol
That fact about 9/11 always hits me hard. It really reinforces that dogs do have emotions and can have the same mental problems humans do
This had a TV spot with the oddest end line I remember seeing. After saying the title of the movie, and when it was going to be released in theaters, the spot added "Don't worry, the dog doesn't die" at the end.
😂wtf
13:41 ehhh that is actually why a lot of military dogs, especially if trained specifically in bite work, do not come back to retire as pets. Where ever they're deployed, everyone not in the military garb they were raised/trained around would be considered the "bad guy". Police dogs do way better in retirement because they're used to working around normal people and trained to have specific targets and focus that one target. You will more often find scent detection dogs from the military up for adoption in a very strict fashion. This whole movie is stupid and makes a massive mockery of training and professionalism with how the military handles their dogs. The whole "refusal to fly" makes zero sense. Give her a sedative and ship her ass. ALSO Lulu would have more than likely been automatically present at her handler's funeral. I've seen some pretty out of control police/military dogs at funerals and they're usually muzzled just as a general safety precaution AND have a handler that knows wtf they're doing.
'Max' is a good dog movie about a service dog who witnessed his soldier handler's death and it scarred the poor dog terribly.
So is Megan Leavey.
YES!
Does it die?
@@jelliesinbellies pretty sure it does for that one :(
that wood chopping joke was A+
fr fr
Was looking for this comment 😂😂
I actually saw this movie and the one thing that amazed me was the fact that Ethan Suplee is no longer a 600+ pound butter ball, he's around 220 and jacked. Way to go dude, good for you.
I feel like this whole movie was a joke aimed at one very specific person, and that one person was probably the person who wrote, signed off on or directed it.
I can just imagine when this movie gets a reboot, the next instalment will be called The Dog.
I want to see the rereboot titled "Doggo"
The Disney adaptation will be called Doge.
"Dawg" starring Randy Jackson.
“Disappearing” people who have served our country is a real problem. That’s one of the themes the film is pursuing.
Regarding that beating the homeless person, it's even more egregious considering that a large population of homeless and transient individuals are veterans
Or mentally ill and unable to afford proper care, but manage to stay out of jail. Or they can be those things AND veterans.
@@darthimperious1594 yes, i agree. I also have not met a veteran that doesn't have some sort of mental health care needs though so I just kind of combine those two things
I think it's understandable though. Dude broke into his car to steal and wear his dead comrade's military gear and then proceed to lie that it was his. In his position, as a traumatized soldier who has had to deal with the shit to get to where he got, I can sympathize with him being more than pissed at the homeless man.
There was also a comment made about “ maybe that guy was a veteran “. It was a display of Briggs’ unchecked rage
Normally I find it funny when Jeremy is this angry at a movie, but given the subject matter this is just depressing.
I think we can separate the tone and message from the movie, from jeremy's jokes and poking holes in Tatum's character. Like he does every movie. Grow up
@Allan membership
@@lifestream1689 My guy, there's no tone to separate. I'm saying I'm just as angry as he is. Even though CinemaSins is a fake review channel I can still tell I wouldn't enjoy this. Am I supposed to grow up from not wanting to see animals mistreated?
@Allan time travel
@Obinna Onyeije oh my fault. Misinterpreted your comment. I saw this movie prior to this video. It wasn't really depressing to me, barely somber at times. With some cheap laughs. Strong 4 outta 10
This is one of those movies that the trailer made it seem alot better then it was
Sooo… most trailers.
@Chase Hedges67 99% not as bad as this movie
Reminds me of the first trailer to the movie The Neighbor (I think that's what it was called). They made it look like a horror/thriller movie where a woman becomes attracted to her hot neighbor, but soon realizes that he's a complete psychopath. She tries to get away from him without him realizing that she's on to him because he'd def kill her if he did. After the third trailer and closer to the movie's release, it ends up that the movie was some kinda smut film or something, fetishizing older women falling for abusive and manipulative younger men and making it seem okay because he was apparently hot. I was so disappointed :(
I completely forgot that this movie exists and that I actually saw it in the theatre.
No lie: Until you said it was Channing Tatum, I thought it was John Cena.
Lol😂😂😂😂😂
I really hoped Jeremy added the 70 something million sins anyway for how much he hates it.
Btw, in my experience with traumatized Malinois, if they don't pick you or someone very close to you immediately they're never just gonna chill out.
Jeremy, thank you for all your usual humor in all your other sinning videos, but in this case and for this movie thank you for _so much anger._
I had such high hopes for this movie
this is the only movie i have ever walked out of
6:35 Can confirm that if a dog wants out of a crate it will get out of a crate.
So many of these sins were for things that actually happen:
Casual cliche jokes and hazing in the military.
Intentionally putting friends in danger.
Being d*cks to cops.
Dudes using their service to get serviced.
Veterans lashing out in pain.
The military not caring for their mentally wounded.
"Disappearing" inconvenient people.
Making a big show of helping with the funeral even when it isn't worth the hassle.
Homeless folk being petty theives.
Your Sins are for "reality" not the movie.
because reality sucks
Gad! THANK YOU for being so ANGRY at this movie, and how the poor dog was treated, as well as everything else !!!!
11:19 I love the run up to that "Fuck off!" it sounded a bit like how Billy Connolly would say it
Missed one. Chanum closed one eye while shooting. That’s a big no no for anyone who shoots, let alone a soldier.
I have never watched the Voice reacting so angry to a movie XD
I tried to watch this movie when it was in the theater and walked out in about 45 minutes.
I saw this in theaters in a small town in Idaho...crowd loved it. I also was like, you are taking the worst route to AZ from the PNW
Sad thing is that's how some Rangers are I was attached to this exact Ranger unit in Washington damn have me flashbacks. And dogs are truly amazing when I got out of the Army I guess I had nightmares in my sleep and my dog(min pinch Chihuahua) came running to me in my sleep and comfort me every time tucking between my neck and chest or arms I miss my dog RIP Roxas you really saved me when I truly needed it
Lol Roxas I guess you really like Kingdom Hearts (don’t worry so do I)
@@simonediliberto4314 yeah when he was a puppy his brown coated area were very pointy like spiky hair so it made so much sense then 🤣
Thank you for your service and man, I am so very sorry for your loss.
The part the dog went to lied down next to the grave site was too much for me
14:30 you also need to sin the fact they're portraying a 6ft Channing Tatum as 6ft7...
Was thinking the same thing
Today I realized that Stephen Lang and Kevin Nash look surprisingly very similar.
Thank you for suffering through this movie so I won't have to. CinemaSins tends to be more entertaining than the movies they are sinning in many cases.
"Hey, Dog, thank you for your service."
"You are welcome. I chose to undertake that endeavor of my own free will and was not in any way forced into slavery by humans."
While it was proven that a road that featured a sign that read "Thou shalt not kill" often resulted in less speeding violations, it had a holy different result when it came to an inordinate number of people (and dogs) peeing on said sign.
The people in the comments say it’s not realistic but as a vet that can’t get back in due to a broken back it connects. Of course I love cinema sins and love this video
No joke, I am currently having to rage quit this video at 7:22 because of the poor treatment of this dog.
I'll be back to finish.
Fuck.
This video is probably the most accurate sin count I've ever seen. Most of these videos are for jokes, but this...accurate.
The one with the tissues got me
9:48 I wish the outtakes at the end had used this scene with audio of Westley crying out, "As you wish!" from The Princess Bride.
As a Veteran this movie made me angry. I did not like it at all!
Maybe a future video very soon can be “Everything Wrong With Paw Patrol: The Movie”? It’s also a movie about dogs, and it’s getting a sequel next year.
I don't think we need that but now I'm definitely interested in seeing that.
@@sloth4you I mean, Paw Patrol: The Movie does not get the appreciation it deserves. It currently has an 80% on Rotten Tomatoes, it made back five and a half times it’s budget, and not even three months after the movie was first released in theaters, the sequel was announced for October of next year.
That's probably when they'll sin it
@@gamewiz720 Probably. Or maybe CinemaWins will make “Everything Great About Paw Patrol: The Movie” sooner.
@@striderjason9863 That's also a possiblity
I lile that the movie is just called... Dog.
My favorite part is still the audio outtakes.
Discount Stephen Lang is Kevin Nash. Former wrestler. He also played the Russian in punisher and the Russian bouncer that John wick let live.
everyone is different and as such we will all have different reactions to this movie. as an army vet myself however, i related heavily to the character and his journey of accepting a life outside of the military and finding something else worth living for (for him it was caring for and relating to lulu and becoming a devoted father instead of kicking down doors downrange).
he went from being all "hooah hooah" and only wanting to get back in the game at all costs because to him there was nothing else worth doing or nothing else he WANTED to do. the other vet, the guy with lulu's brother, was the same way. but his family and dog is what saved him. lulu saved briggs. my time in the military was cut short out of my out control just like briggs so i related so heavily and was lost for 3 years until i found life worth living for again and even now it's a struggle. but like the other guy said, you need something. to anyone who's struggling: idgaf if you talk to a cat, dog, doll, person, God, etc. you need SOMETHING to cope otherwise there WILL be a day spiral/snap and there WON'T be any coming back.
Everything Wrong With Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021).
That movie was terrible but the Asian kid, Izaac Wang, was adorable. He should have been the main character.
@@chasehedges6775 the acting felt dry in the movie too tbh! Only character I kinda liked was Casey
Please do. Seriously. It was so... everything your channel is about
As a professional dog trainer and rehabilitator, this movie bothers me on so many levels. That's not how *any of this works*.
I just watched this movie and was hoping you would do this movie! Yaay!!
How have I never heard of this insane movie
This video could have been just one second long.
Everything Wrong With Dog
Channing Tatum
*50 billion dings*
Fin.
11:08 that's Kevin Nash! He and Channing Tatum are pretty close apparently
Wow, a dog movie where the dog doesn't die? What's next? A superhero movie winning Best Picture?
Hey, it could happen!
@@gamewiz720 True!
The x-rated parody of this has a better plot with more emotional depth, plus she gets to be on top.
Please tell me it's called "Doggystyle".
Never been this early. Feels nice.
Same here.
Local man yells at Dog. More at 11
I actually kinda enjoyed this movie, but one thing I can’t forgive is the false advertising.
I want you guys to do Marley & Me next!
Free Willy.. but also the reality behind the movie truth too
I laughed straight for the first 2 minutes of this video 😂 give me a chance to catch my breath
Personally if I was a dog I would probarly be stealing from stores
Pretty off topic, but people actually train birds (usually crows and ravens) to steal for them. Usually shiny shit like coins and jewelry.
They're actually really smart, so calling someone a bird brain is actually a compliment lol
Literally just watched this. Being fresh in my mind this was funny af.
Good to know that I can still just see Channing Tatum is the lead and just not even bother wasting my time.
Damn I liked this movie but damn I see the light lol
You almost had the point. Everyone in this movie is failing the dog, like everyone in the movie and the US is failing their veterans.
Except the movie had a generic happy ending where the power of friendship fixed them both. So, the movie is saying… to get veterans play dates to make them happy?
Personally I felt like the concept was there but it felt so lazy in execution
I thought it was great, personally.
Aren’t most movies like that?
@@brando3342 I did enjoy Channing 🤣 and the dog of course !
@@chasehedges6775 part of the reason we watch movies I guess 😅
@@guadalupemendez6232 I get what you mean. The plot was really just there to facilitate the charisma haha
The Gunny quote was perfect !!
Exactly! Thank you! Ah. I've never hated a movie that made me cry so much.
Are you guys changing the upload times? I hope not, because I really enjoyed watching these during my noon lunch breaks.
I use to volunteer for Guide Dogs for the Blind as a puppy raiser. The dogs we raise are like our family. You don't live them alone. They only can be in a crate if you have to leave them alone and only up to 4 hours. A sad fact I know from a friend who a cop. Said if a cop and I would guess also the Army. If the owner of the dog is hurt or dies. And if the dog is with them. You have to kill the dog. As the dog will protect the cop and will not let anyone near them. Which is so sad to think about.
Encino Man reference; did not see that coming! 🤣
Can you CinemaSin "THE BOONDOCK SAINTS"?
13:56 YES!!! Well said.
its interesting to me that most movies with veterans have to include a dog, because people would care for a dog more than a person who has seen war. Literally all of these military movies either deals with the combat, or ptsd but it always has a dog. Like I never understand why. Is I lack of compassion for another human who has fought in war, so they must use a dog so people feel sorry for it?
Jeremy, you are a 1000 percent correct with everything. This movie is nothing but offensive to combat vets. BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. because Chnning Tatum is pretty and thats ll that matters.
and you're welcome for my service
request for Everything Wrong With Don't Worry Darling? 👉👈 truly a hot mess of a film.
thank you guys for all that you do!! the content is always top tier :)
video game sins? It is Sonic 2!?
Every movie producer should have him watch the movie and have him point out the sins
6:53 I wasn't expecting that
i beg of you please make one of rango. i know its not bad but that the point. its amazing. pretty please.
Man, sometimes you just scoop the shit because that's what you gotta do. You just do it. There might be cleaner options, but the scooping might be the fastest. You take care to look out for those around you and suck it up.
The most realistic thing about this movie is the absolute hate towards MP’s lol.
Jeremy has an unhealthy obsession with wanting the movie to be 50% lulu going to the bathroom
I use to hat ethis now I love this
Please do Everything Wrong With Sonic The Hedgehog 2
One of the best video game movies of 2022.
They're probably doing that one next week, based on the clue in the description
@@chasehedges6775 No movie is without sin.
@ 1:45 "He doesn't get anything he just starts scooping" I'm sorry have you ever worked with Veterans? It is literally just how we function.
- without thinking logically?
Could you please do "A Dog's Purpose" please?
Is that not the one that people boycotted because it was revealed the dogs were being forced to do things that they were uncomfortable doing? I remember seeing a clip of a dog on a movie set being forced into water even though it was scared and it caused a lot of outrage. If so, I'd love for them to sin the hell out of it because what the fuck
@@synicalrabbit I'm not sure.
@@synicalrabbit Well… that’s a messed up story. Thank you for that
@@synicalrabbit Apparently, the footage was edited to make it look like the dog was drowning in order to spur up shock and outrage, but the dog was fine and left unharmed. It was covered by TMZ, which says a lot seeing that most of the "news" they spread is hoaxes and the like being reported as fact...
This is another of those films I'm glad I never heard about til the sins vid cos.....well....WOOF.
This does not look like a good movie.
It looks terrible. Simple as that
This movie is so unlikeably bad that I can't even finish the cinema sins condensed version. And that's rare.
Sin 66 he grabbed a scythe that was laying round not a hatchet
6:50 I don't think I've laughed harder at any joke in a cinema sins video as this one
This joke was criminally underrated
Disappearing the dog alone should have earned 100 extra sins.
Speaking of dogs, do the three Cats and Dogs movies.
There’s a third????
@@rainalystre1877 yes, it came out during Co-vag 19.
I'll start: the sequels exist.
I just watched this last night
This is what happens when a director listens to soccer mums fantasy’s ,