OneyPlays, A Best of #24 (D&T COMPILATIONS)

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @HadenDA_sort_of
    @HadenDA_sort_of 3 года назад +160

    One of my favorite things that Lyle has ever said is “Mass shootings happen everyday. A *goblin* doesn’t happen everyday.”

  • @imnotabeetleiswear6549
    @imnotabeetleiswear6549 4 года назад +296

    Tomar might send me hate crime riddled emails every night but damn he's funny

    • @jelqotheclown
      @jelqotheclown 4 года назад +26

      Tomar CONSTANTLY threatens to squeeze the jelly from my eyes but he’s just so darn cute

    • @jelqotheclown
      @jelqotheclown 4 года назад +11

      Paula S yeah I remember this one time I saw tomar and he called up all his friends and pretended to kidnap a small girl with chloroform rags, I called out to him after he put his ski mask on but he acted like he couldn’t hear me, what a jokester that tomar

    • @mattszybiak4496
      @mattszybiak4496 8 месяцев назад

      It is cool of you to not turn him in, especially since I’m pretty sure there could be arguments for federal charges.

  • @Spencisms
    @Spencisms 4 года назад +108

    13:40 Another one of Chris's Irish stories at its finest. The kid not being able to say or had nothing to do with the story...

  • @valkarie789
    @valkarie789 4 года назад +102

    and here i thought we would never hear dingdong and julian past 20+ comps....
    bless you sir

    • @CuhShark
      @CuhShark 4 года назад +4

      @Farflung Clown Elaborate..

    • @wanderingrandomer
      @wanderingrandomer 4 года назад +8

      I figured it was just that he didn't want to be known purely for OneyPlays, and got annoyed then people brought it up, but still had fun doing it.

    • @valkarie789
      @valkarie789 4 года назад +11

      Ye from what I read, they both had fun and never regretted doing OneyPlays.
      But can't blame you for being sad from reading their posts because they also addressed some of the problems doing it, it's just inevitable to not have problems like that nowadays.
      I'm just thankful DD and Julian are still beloved in the Oneyplays community

  • @javsandarts
    @javsandarts 4 года назад +59

    I stil laugh everytime I remember the "I don't know where this is coming from, man" the tone is so perfect

  • @themigtyboosh
    @themigtyboosh 4 года назад +49

    Thank you for including DD & J even now. It helps add so much variety and your compilations fucking rock.

    • @DeepFreeze172
      @DeepFreeze172 4 года назад

      You're allowed to say their names, they're not Voldemort.

    • @JAy-vx3vw
      @JAy-vx3vw 3 года назад +6

      @@DeepFreeze172 yeah but tomar told the fans if he ever hears their full names he’d quit

  • @Samwow
    @Samwow 4 года назад +317

    I want tomar to stop going bowling with my kids as the pins, also looking forward to watching this over and over

    • @jelqotheclown
      @jelqotheclown 4 года назад +12

      Yeah I remember this one time I was at a bbq with my whole family and tomar hung my niece on a tree by her toes and beat her little head back and forth with a big stick

    • @sokoTV2
      @sokoTV2 4 года назад +10

      Tomar is a great guy and all, but he won't stop smashing my little cousin's skull through the CRT when he plays Smash Melee with her. You'd be surprised how strong those arms are. I thought he would break my arm when I confronted him about my cousin.
      I think the only way to stop him is through law enforcement.

    • @Samwow
      @Samwow 4 года назад +1

      I'd be more fine with him if he didn't keep getting strikes

    • @jackhanson3856
      @jackhanson3856 4 года назад +5

      JamPacked I tried that, actually. I had a certain confrontation with him regarding meat pies and recorded one of his violent outbursts on camera. I proceeded to call the police and the police did nothing. They wouldn’t arrest him. I mean, it’s not like they outright refused to do anything about him. They just... didn’t.

    • @thesillygoosemuffin3940
      @thesillygoosemuffin3940 2 года назад +1

      “Look Jaxxy I got a cool epic spare.”

  • @CheshireMask
    @CheshireMask 4 года назад +144

    I honestly love how the comments on oneyplays videos have evolved to painting Tomar as a monster xD

    • @Blur2221
      @Blur2221 4 года назад +10

      They are telling the truth i swear 🥵🥵🥵

    • @frostermos
      @frostermos 4 года назад +12

      I dont because its the same jokes over and over again

    • @1headphoneguy
      @1headphoneguy 4 года назад +29

      @@frostermos ohhh goo goo ga ga mama mia!

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 3 года назад +9

      You use xd unnironically so i'm not surprised

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 2 года назад

      if he ever catches wind, he's gonna call the ADL, the tattletale

  • @baffledcrafter3848
    @baffledcrafter3848 4 года назад +39

    Seeing the mouse edit made me turn my head 90 degrees towards the camera with one big smirk and one eyebrow raised and think 'Haha, what an epic gamer edit'

  • @SpAzMaTiCJ
    @SpAzMaTiCJ 4 года назад +33

    Thanks for this, I’m sober 3 days from stuff and youtube helps so much, love my funni bois thanks for this.

    • @chadsworthgigafuck
      @chadsworthgigafuck 4 года назад +5

      stay strong g, your life is better without that shit

    • @nibiru2x410
      @nibiru2x410 4 года назад +5

      You can do it dude, stay strong. You've got this.

    • @SpAzMaTiCJ
      @SpAzMaTiCJ 4 года назад +7

      Cheers amigos, thank you for the encouragement, one day at a time 🙏

    • @chadsworthgigafuck
      @chadsworthgigafuck 4 года назад +2

      @@SpAzMaTiCJ anything is better than being a crackhead, if nothing else works, get arrested. youll get off that shit hella quick that way.

    • @Farrhago
      @Farrhago 4 года назад +2

      You're better than all of that shit, man. Keep it up.

  • @alicethewalice9482
    @alicethewalice9482 2 года назад +8

    I watched like 8 of these videos on repeat while sick and let me tell you it is not a fun experience drifting in and out of consciousness with only the sound of these guys’ sick and twisted laughter and ghoulish noises to keep you company.

  • @ZedLeppelin1989
    @ZedLeppelin1989 4 года назад +27

    Tomar might regularly ram matches under my fingernails and light them, but I still think he's a pretty good guy

  • @Sunshine-san
    @Sunshine-san 2 года назад +4

    Aww Chris was so happy to see Mick he thought he was real he just wanted a big ol hug from his friend

  • @ladyheavdev
    @ladyheavdev 4 года назад +68

    8:07 I laughed so hard I almost suffocated. I feel bad for furries watching this but ironically it’s so hilariously sad and dumb at the same time and I love that Chris and I have like the same sense of raunchy Irish humor.

  • @GinoZump
    @GinoZump 3 года назад +11

    Tomar, please stop replacing my brother's asthma medication with helium. His screams of anguish were pretty epic at first but the family is getting worried the more blue he gets.

  • @da_roachdogjr
    @da_roachdogjr 4 года назад +4

    "Stupid fucking bitch Lyle Smego solves the Puzzle" is my favorite video of all time.

  • @Kr0niKler5
    @Kr0niKler5 4 года назад +8

    I dont understand how lyle could constantly reference liliputians without knowing about gulliver's travels.

  • @Deadman1000
    @Deadman1000 Месяц назад +1

    Zach: you know that picture of Chris Farley with foam coming out of his mouth?
    Matt: the picture of his corpse? 😂

  • @chuupi8412
    @chuupi8412 4 года назад +44

    my favorite part is when tomar gets tried for his war crimes

  • @EdgieAlias
    @EdgieAlias Год назад +1

    That's a good way to start things off, Chris.

  • @PhrozenFox
    @PhrozenFox 2 года назад +4

    Last time I went to magfest Tomar spiked an entire jamba juice in my fucking face but I'd still go back just to see him because he's alright.

  • @ilocosmetro
    @ilocosmetro 4 года назад +8

    Tomar straight up vibin' in the thumbnail. Such power.

  • @ruckusmania
    @ruckusmania Год назад +1

    i have never related more to zach than with his dada ashtray soda can trauma

  • @corybanasiak
    @corybanasiak Год назад

    The Professor Snape impression gave me the giggle fits.

  • @cream9905
    @cream9905 4 года назад +23

    I love that this comment section is just tomar slander

    • @defaultdude269
      @defaultdude269 3 года назад +1

      It’s not slander if it’s true.

  • @MrJackholles
    @MrJackholles 4 года назад +2

    Bless you for making these compilations

  • @RSxMVxSN
    @RSxMVxSN 4 года назад +9

    12:14 "Jaah"

  • @brando847
    @brando847 4 года назад +10

    thought tomar in the thumbnail was tom segura for a second

  • @SuperHuscarl
    @SuperHuscarl 2 года назад +1

    Tomar always refers to me and my family as “My little rats in my maze.” Don’t know why, but boy can he make us laugh.

  • @Roz4628
    @Roz4628 4 года назад +5

    at 1:37 the start of one of my fav bits to date.

  • @deadliestvice5356
    @deadliestvice5356 2 года назад +4

    "He couldn't say 'oars'."
    Unlike Chris.

  • @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
    @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere Год назад +1

    2:47 anyone would get clobbered by 2 eight balls

  • @crab2934
    @crab2934 Год назад

    0:03 Lyle's gag here is so funny to me

  • @jordangilmore1407
    @jordangilmore1407 4 года назад +11

    (12min) my mom smoked cigarettes so I also tasted ash from a soda can lol, but one time all the bathrooms in the house were being used so I pissed into a can and my girlfriend hit me one day and said she drank my piss because I forgot to empty the can 😅

  • @morganqm9447
    @morganqm9447 2 года назад

    I love this channel, and I love you

  • @theallseeinghat9484
    @theallseeinghat9484 4 года назад +3

    YES I FOUND THE CHUCKIE CHAN STORY

  • @MegaCortez69
    @MegaCortez69 4 года назад +1

    Gotta love these compilations I could listen to them for hours especially Zack *wink *wink

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox 2 года назад +2

    Watch outs Tomar, Chris has been practicing witchcraft after your announcement

  • @E_blanknamehere
    @E_blanknamehere Год назад

    The Worm Odyssey pitch is perfect

  • @Ghooulph
    @Ghooulph 4 года назад +2

    I thought this was always here until I saw when it was uploaded

  • @zackattack9924
    @zackattack9924 4 года назад +1

    I clicked this and will watch the whole thing just cuz i think the thumbnail is amazing

  • @jamesongorman8531
    @jamesongorman8531 4 года назад +5

    a double upload? you’re spoiling us

  • @maxwilliams8360
    @maxwilliams8360 4 года назад

    The way Chris says fuck you about 30 seconds in sounds like Brandon from the breakfast club

  • @LongwoodProductions
    @LongwoodProductions 4 года назад +3

    Good morning gamers

  • @sinister2509
    @sinister2509 4 года назад +5

    17:57 You cut off the big reveal.

  • @ThePie_NedGreen
    @ThePie_NedGreen 4 года назад +1

    It’s here it’s here

  • @tardisfreak4887
    @tardisfreak4887 4 года назад

    Dracula - “What the fuck is that?!”

  • @prolevelcallout4597
    @prolevelcallout4597 2 года назад

    That Hare and the Hedgehog story is literally a subplot in Sonic X about a rich race car driver wanting to race Sonic…idk if he killed himself however it does sound like some extreme shit they would write

  • @nibiru2x410
    @nibiru2x410 4 года назад +1

    I can't believe the "she screws a big screw" line was kept out of the Kardashian bit. For shame.

  • @slingobobingo9322
    @slingobobingo9322 4 года назад +4

    i love you.

  • @Rhlgull1331
    @Rhlgull1331 3 года назад +2

    I don’t really like it when Tomas paints himself blue and grabs my ears and pulls my head to his paint-covered belly, therefore making my head blue, but I still think he’s funny

  • @GiveMeBass93
    @GiveMeBass93 2 года назад

    9:53 will always be great

  • @Brandencarroll1
    @Brandencarroll1 4 года назад

    I've totally tasted ash pepsi too :(
    Scarred forever.

  • @DigitalVomitTV
    @DigitalVomitTV 4 года назад

    lets. fucking. GOOOOOOOOOO

  • @th3d3wd3r
    @th3d3wd3r 4 года назад +1

    Not meaning to pick apart a game, but at 3:50 the motorbike stantions turn into handlebars. If that were the case, how the fuck do you mount the upper crown?

  • @Mildorsplume
    @Mildorsplume 3 года назад

    I wish tomar would stop sending me letters threatening to show me The Prince Of Egypt

  • @GrimFunk
    @GrimFunk Год назад

    time?

  • @ChibiBoxing
    @ChibiBoxing 4 года назад

    Need to know someone called Gaylord Torndyke

  • @tendakraut9854
    @tendakraut9854 4 года назад

    what the hell was that game on the third clip

  • @thebaconpancake4818
    @thebaconpancake4818 Год назад

    lays

  • @demisagoat
    @demisagoat 4 года назад

    Replace “furry con” with “E3” on the slightly artistic segment

  • @TheAxeGrinder
    @TheAxeGrinder 4 года назад

    This is funny?