I feel the need to point out that Tumbles the Stair Dragon didn’t get a mocking nickname for throwing himself down a flight of stairs. He got it for throwing himself down about *six* stairs and hitting the handrail on the way down. He tried to leap to his death (as revenge on the con for not being allowed to buy weed from guests) from a few feet above ground level and didn’t even make it all the way. Not saying the guy deserves a lifetime of mockery but his story is way goofier than these guys make it sound, and that’s why he got a nickname.
I had to look this up after reading this. The dude tried to slit his throat with a broken lens of a pair of sunglasses before throwing himself down the stairs. Surprisingly, he showed up to the same con the year after and apologized to multiple people for being that drunk and aggressive, wanting to put the whole thing behind him.
Love hearing Julian be like "It's hard for me to believe people get scared of horror games" and get scared at fucking HD Marble Blast or whatever it's called
Evil monsters are a totally different thing to be afraid of than falling into an abyss - which is brightly lit, by the way, so you can see that the distance is so large that the ground is invisible to you. I think part of it is the laws of nature are something you can't escape. They're constantly present and you can't escape them, whereas things like resident evil creatures can only appear before you sometimes and you have a chance of getting away from them. I think timers freak him out too when it's something stressful like Wario Land 4's escape sequences.
The clip is missing a bit of context. He said that when you have the means of killing the scary thing, it's no longer scary. Like shooting the zombies in Resident Evil vs Just being killed by the animatronics in FNAF
14:07 Do you guys think JelloApocalypse feels bad that he's now know as that guy who made the dumb Vote video and that he was outed for having a shit fetish?
CONTENT WARNING: That rock hard sock, slowly rotating, is mesmerizing... Good on you guys for not pursuing the crusty "personal" sock angle... I'm proud of you.
For Mr. Krabs voice, in the original game it wasn’t the real voice actor either because the real one was busy recording I think either like kingdom hearts or some stupid dialogue intensive game. Even though he is no longer busy, they instead chose to use the voice actor from the original game and not the show for some reason that escapes me.
At the same time Chris said "Every time i think of a prolapse i think of hedge clippers cutting it off" my jeans pinched my dick creating probably the worst sensation I've felt watching a RUclips video
Man I adore these compilations but I feel like some of these clips aren’t as funny if u don’t know the context. In fairness idk anything about editing or compiling these, but idk. Either way love ya comps
Love how Cory took the Tifa art assignment seriously and as soon as Chris and Dave saw it they were caught off guard at how cute he'd drawn her
1:42 100% the kid in this story is the "shootin crow in my spare time" kid
7:22 the Homer on the far right is lovingly gazing at Ebb and Flowmar.
"he's the leader of the bunch, I like him lots"
"he's my friend, and we go out for lunch"
I feel the need to point out that Tumbles the Stair Dragon didn’t get a mocking nickname for throwing himself down a flight of stairs. He got it for throwing himself down about *six* stairs and hitting the handrail on the way down. He tried to leap to his death (as revenge on the con for not being allowed to buy weed from guests) from a few feet above ground level and didn’t even make it all the way.
Not saying the guy deserves a lifetime of mockery but his story is way goofier than these guys make it sound, and that’s why he got a nickname.
MigBird lyle was only able to get that far before they started laughing
That story is um.... Pretty EPIC dude. Not trying to brag or anything.
I had to look this up after reading this.
The dude tried to slit his throat with a broken lens of a pair of sunglasses before throwing himself down the stairs.
Surprisingly, he showed up to the same con the year after and apologized to multiple people for being that drunk and aggressive, wanting to put the whole thing behind him.
@@XxUnluckyGrim777xX You know what, fair enough. Hope he turned it around.
@@XxUnluckyGrim777xX was gonna say he tried to apologize for his actions. Gotta admit, that was nice of him at least.
I always love that these incorporate all eras
yupthisisandy not the solo era tho.
that coffin story puts me in tears every time. just the way he says it
“Can we draw him in his coffin?”
mick's tone deaf rendition of "who let the dogs out" cracks me up every time. he makes it sound like a bluegrass song
Love hearing Julian be like "It's hard for me to believe people get scared of horror games" and get scared at fucking HD Marble Blast or whatever it's called
Evil monsters are a totally different thing to be afraid of than falling into an abyss - which is brightly lit, by the way, so you can see that the distance is so large that the ground is invisible to you.
I think part of it is the laws of nature are something you can't escape. They're constantly present and you can't escape them, whereas things like resident evil creatures can only appear before you sometimes and you have a chance of getting away from them.
I think timers freak him out too when it's something stressful like Wario Land 4's escape sequences.
The clip is missing a bit of context. He said that when you have the means of killing the scary thing, it's no longer scary. Like shooting the zombies in Resident Evil vs Just being killed by the animatronics in FNAF
5:41 is one of my favorite Zach moments
31:43 "Ha Ha! I'm stupid." Immediately kills himself
I missed these
me too dude
Time to Jelk
*jelq smh
Gelk
Jelque
damn bro, your cock must be huge after jelqing for 2 years.
@@selectionn THIS VIDEO CAME OUT TWO YEARS AGO????
Perfect timing. I was just about to jelk.
It's spelled jelq you fuck
no wonder I was smelling stale donuts. Z
Jelq is spelled with a “q” you fake jelqer
@@stevenmccroskey3411 Sry, I'm new to this haha..
@@sokoTV2 It's ok bro. Now that you know you can jelq with the big boys.
14:07
Do you guys think JelloApocalypse feels bad that he's now know as that guy who made the dumb Vote video and that he was outed for having a shit fetish?
can I get 10 hours of Sepiroth stabbing Aerith with Woody's laughter VERY FAST
I second this motion
I done been waitin 23 and a half years for this green grass vs blue grass debate, and dadgummit it sure was worth it yeehaw
Well now I can add "What does jelk mean" to my Google search history
But what does it mean?
@@themarkktv that, my friend, is something that will have to be in _your_ google search history as well.
@@themarkktv legend has it, one year later, he still doesnt know what jelqing is.
@@selectionn you're right, I don't!
You are my favorite compilation guy, because you mix new and old clips. Thanks for your excellent work!
I love how quick these cuts are
Zac saying chunky almost killed me
27:19 is one of the many reasons I love zach
3:16 I love Chris's laugh here
Why does zach make such good death rattle noises
Le Jelque
He may not be green and retired, but he sure is drunk and tired.
You're technically rhyming tired with rired
9:32 - 9:35 Perfect timing
LOL i was taken off guard when i heard the jews harp. ive had mine for about two weeks
That Aerith x Cloud Chris drew fuckin' wrecked me when I saw it
25:01
CONTENT WARNING:
That rock hard sock, slowly rotating, is mesmerizing...
Good on you guys for not pursuing the crusty "personal" sock angle...
I'm proud of you.
For Mr. Krabs voice, in the original game it wasn’t the real voice actor either because the real one was busy recording I think either like kingdom hearts or some stupid dialogue intensive game. Even though he is no longer busy, they instead chose to use the voice actor from the original game and not the show for some reason that escapes me.
Yeah, i remember Clancy Brown in Kingdom Hearts, where he coincidentally also voiced Mr. Krabs and his Heartless.
Thanks for uploading these! You pick really good clips
woah
best ahoy
I, too, have a collection of different socks for smelling Patrick.
Sigh...tomar forcing one piece into every conversation SIGHHHH
These are honestly the best oneyplays compilations on RUclips
9:35 idk why this maka mea lolololol so f'n gosh dang hard
these compilations are great thanks for making them
i love these
Ah yes, a new Best of Oney Plays... time to jelq.
@1:58 Holy crap
14:30 chirping bird lands on fresh dinner hypothetical
You're a beautiful little man, keep it up
Video is cut great and I appreciate the effort but hot damn those Doodle Dood scenes are loud af.
erm, i think you mean Slightly Artistic
Its called pencil pals
You’re doing gods work son. Keep it up.
Gratula
Thanks bro 🙏🏾
zach kills me in every one of these
Damn that was fast
bruh i fuckin love these compilations, you got me into red letter media, please keep em comin 🖤🖤🖤 love u king
wee hee hee
Is that the star that guided jeesus into the crib?
Yea
The crihihhhhhh
At the same time Chris said "Every time i think of a prolapse i think of hedge clippers cutting it off" my jeans pinched my dick creating probably the worst sensation I've felt watching a RUclips video
11:56
Bless you for these.
9:05 wait this audio was in one of the Hulk sections of the marvel game, this whole bit specifically. I'm so confused
I love money, I love QuArTeRs
Thank you
9:08 What do you look up to find the videos Zachs talking about?
A best of oney plays at this hour?
unheard of
God I love these guys
You guys are so hilarious, you deserve more subs. I'll suggest you to my friends.
“So he wasn’t really a magician he was just a Jew”
5:00
Man I adore these compilations but I feel like some of these clips aren’t as funny if u don’t know the context. In fairness idk anything about editing or compiling these, but idk. Either way love ya comps
I mean it says "#25" so
Antiform I may be missing something here, but I’m pretty sure that’s not relevant to the original comment.
10:57
Where you been at I missed u sexy
el jelqo
True
1:22
4:10
1:40 2:18 these time stamps are just for me nothing to see here folks
5:41 is one of my favorite Zach moments