1:35:20 - Chris: "My uncle was an apist" - Julian: "An apist?" - DingDong: "What does that mean, Chris?" - Chris: " He forcibly APED people.... He turned them into apes" LMAO
Complete timestamp list. Hope this helps 😁👍🏻 0:07 - "guy who have lot a water" 0:18 - Julian throws Chris's phone 1:28 - Microscopic witches 1:45 - Spongebob fart jokes 2:38 - Obama speech about Plankton stealing the Secret Formula 3:12 - Sasquatch Hypothetical: Red Pill or Blue Pill 5:05 - Get him a ~croissant~ 5:47 - Priest confessional/"I boiled a frog in water, Your Honor" 6:26 - Creating new sound effects (Matt scream + Robbie Rotten impressions)/Julian is always hooked up to machines 7:21 - Sasquatch Hypothetical: Sansa Squatch 7:52 - Baby employees 9:06 - The Mandalorian: An Oneyfilms Production 10:13 - Cake-Takers business model 11:25 - Rapists beware... you're in for a scare! 12:33 - Trump Impression: Linkara/"BUILD THAT WALL!" 13:30 - Miss Fowl's membrane-blast/Jimmy Neutron impressions 15:07 - You are being sued for teh libelz/1cm string of shit 15:50 - McDonald's employee roleplay/"You haven't defeated me" 19:53 - Stigmata Donkey 20:48 - Sora swims through urine 21:24 - Crash Bandicoot game theories/Crash anagrams ("Rash C") 22:43 - Donkey Kong breathing with his eyes closed 22:59 - Flo from Progressive is a "knife-fucking meme" 23:33 - "Bigfinger"/The 49% Interesting Reviewer 24:05 - Hypothetical: Matt Watson Banana 27:32 - Call your friends "sweetheart" 27:59 - The Anything Video Contest 28:08 - Chris grabs his first boob/Chris's baby 29:08 - Stonehenge and Slenderman 29:23 - Jimmy Neutron gets Black-Pilled/The Braincel Subreddit 30:39 - Hypothetical: Your Brain is Exposed 31:00 - Goron impressions/Nerd bullies 31:45 - The Tale of Tommy Two/Daddy Dearest ("he'd sneeze into his son's mouth") 33:51 - "I want my fucking cheeseburger!"/"What'd you say, motherfucker?" 34:21 - "Take it EZ babe!!! 😎" 36:13 - Can't find where you "coomed"/Tomar pushes Israel 36:54 - Get out of here you ______ /Italian Pepperonos 38:38 - Spiderman 2 debate (Mary-Jane and Spiderman are broken up)/"Are you in or are you out?" (Gay Green Goblin) 39:59 - The Hooter Trial/"You wanted to work at the Hoot, but your boobie were noot" 44:05 - Tomar Theme Song 45:12 - Trump Hypothetical: Atop the Fourth Wall Theme Song 45:34 - "You have to go back to the past, to play these shitty games that suck ass"/Samurai Jack impressions ("a buffalo took a diarrhea dump in his ear") 46:19 - How many realms are there in this game? 46:31 - Young Sheldon ("Husband I'm going to shake our child!")/500 Bazingas! 47:25 - Plankton uses the golden word/"The Brappy Patty" 49:06 - The Brap Rap ("freesoundsfart.wave") 49:32 - The Video of The Man/"Mike TV" Man 51:30 - The Blurry Man and the Perfectly-Lit, Dark Alley 52:24 - Otaku Joker Mukbang 53:38 - Vitality Cookies/Dr. Big Bones 54:58 - "I don't want to have to put a fucking bullet in your head, baby darling" 55:21 - Elderly Toy Story 55:54 - Actual Revolution 60/The Ancient War 56:33 - "Oi I die!" 57:09 - "You've Got a Friend in Me" Encore 57:11 - Pokémon Adventures ("Thank you for doing Pokémon jokes for me")/"I got hard like Metapod" 58:46 - The Simpsons Season 32, Episode 1: "Homer Freaking Clones Himself" 1:00:47 - Hypothetical: Ronald McDonald's Pus-Filled Clown Nose 1:04:42 - Mouse hit-and-run 1:05:18 - "Do ya chain hang low?"/Chris attempts to sing ("he put his finger inside of his... cock") 1:06:25 - The Flying Dog Prank 1:06:44 - The Slap-Off (Matt scream) 1:07:22 - The Tiny Man with the Tiny Knife in the Very Wide Alleyway 1:08:03 - Coffin Jenga 1:08:47 - Christmas Carol 1:10:08 - Monkey A and Monkey 2 Shenanigans (Monkey sings the "Song of Storms") 1:11:19 - Jedi Counsel Confusion ("The screaming, disappearing chair-man") 1:12:39 - When you cream do you scream? 1:13:13 - WE'RE ALL FUCKED, WE TOUCHED!/Can't we all just get a gun 1:14:05 - George Lucas is a genius/"I want Jar-Jar to kill Han Solo" 1:15:05 - Chris's Mail-Order Bride 1:15:57 - Obama strokes out 1:16:19 - Kingdom Hearts suicide pact/Goofy's green life-force 1:17:12 - Pokémon are just extra mouths to feed/"I'm 10, what the fuck?!" 1:18:00 - Chris's dog, Whizzy 1:18:20 - We Are the Champions: Disney Cover 1:19:32 - The Mario 64 Hoax ("Look, it's real!")/"They'll all believe me now 😈" 1:20:14 - Rev up your Harley Quinn/The Goker 1:21:21 - Ding Dong strokes out ("Siri, me wee hehehe")/The sound of a genius solving a puzzle 1:21:45 - Little Michael finds out there's a God 1:22:51 - Domestic abuse 1:23:01 - Julian's three-month delayed reaction ("What Does the Fox Say") 1:23:25 - Grinding gears 1:23:55 - Aphrodisiac martini 1:24:07 - Robbie Rotten tries to dox/"DOX HIM, NOT ME!" 1:25:17 - Creepypasta: Did Mario Swear???/"She was a fake gamer girl the whole time" 1:27:16 - The Gang Gets Better at Hypotheticals 1:29:03 - Chris spikes his Monster Energy ("MISTAKE") 1:29:52 - Stupid man at a bar ("the ice cubes hurt my teeth") 1:30:43 - THIS IS THE 80'S 1:32:05 - President Ding Dong 1:34:58 - My Uncle, the Apeist/Mama Luigi laugh 1:36:07 - Anti-Bullying Educational Video ("If bully make you boom-boom, step away from boom-boom") 1:37:26 - Tom Kenny scatting/Sponge pubes 1:38:34 - Only people from British are gonna get this ("Get your fucking shit together, wife") 1:39:48 - Cumbledore/Replacing Harry Potter with Chrischan 1:42:00 - I too am Humaan/"I enjoy the way you do not put your finger in me" 1:42:51 - Hypothetical: Baby Face on Your Big Toe/Chris's baby impression 1:43:42 - Hypothetical: Cat Noises ("Power rangers the movie") 1:45:15 - Prostate Exam Methods 1:47:06 - Homerphobic 1:48:09 - Bigman Theme Song 1:48:43 - Rod's Hard-drive 1:49:26 - A Very Kitten Christmas: Blanco's Demonic Adventure 1:51:55 - Chris wants McDonald's 1:52:31 - MatPat the Historian ("Slave Theory") 1:53:08 - Fat Albert's thigh gap 1:53:15 - Wormy Rachel/Stock photo man 1:54:11 - Chris assaults a child with a soccer ball and blames it on everything but himself/"Where's my fuckin' puss" 1:55:10 - Uncle Critic/"Hello you're my son" 1:55:54 - Jimmy Neutron Theme Song 1:56:48 - Chris aggressively relaxes Julian to death 1:58:00 - Hypothetical: Dead Obama in Your Urethra/"Don't let the girls see me like this!" 1:59:35 - Ron's got cancer ("Chemo's brilliant") 2:00:35 - Super Mario Odyssey Theme Song ("Princess Peach go missing, missing") 2:01:52 - Kickstarter pitch video/Ding Dong dies
The defeated "I truly don't know what to do here sir" being drowned out by people speaking nonsense over each other is the perfect summary of the fast food employee experience
from someone who worked at a McDonald's for 2 years I got liek fucking PTSD flashbacks. I actually had some guy get mad because we didn't have a Whopper once. Its fucking asinine how stupid people are
@@kolbykauffman4180Daddy dearest, everyone fearest + Chris doing the sneezing noise then realizing he's sneezing into his son's mouth Both of these are top tier moments
I still like to believe that r/Braincels got shut down because the mods were tired of the massive flood of Jimmy Neutron memes messing up the wholesome nature of the subreddit
@@scr0ngle108 what are you talking about?Braincels was always wholesome because the whole purpose of the subreddit is to combat the one thing that plagues humanity Tiny wrist
"Let's hold the iron lung up to the mic" Says chris as he himself lifts up the entire 500lb iron lung from the era of polio to the 10lb mic stand with Julian inside
While OneyPlays had a myriad of guests throughout this channel’s lifespan, Zach seems to be the most Luigi of them all, mostly because of his relationship with Chris prior to OneyPlays.
Borti_Ovi oh my god lol I always considered Zach a part of oneyplays but o guess technically he is a guest lol like you said basically a Luigi of the channel
The “Take it EZ babe!!!” story is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard to the point where people who don’t find Oneyplays funny could understand it and enjoy it, which is good for me since none of my friends think Oneyplays is as funny as I do for some Godforsaken reason
1:25:37 Julian: I wish that was a creepy pasta. Chris: proceeds to make a creepy pasta I know that Chris was going to do it anyways, but I still find it very sweet that he made Julian's wish come true almost instantly the second he said it.
Just to be fair, if this was solely based on hardest laughs, it would just be every episode with Julien in it. That poor soul pops his lungs every time Chris utters a nonsensical word...
"Please don't hang up I'm very lonely" "...goodybe." *click* "Anyway sir we-" "You haven't defeated me." Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That's totally the attitude I get from customers sometimes LMAO
Imagine not only having your face as a youtube profile, but also having hearts on said profile. ALL THESE BETAS INFESTING EVERYTHING GOOD, EVEN ONEYPLAYS
@@thisguy4543 at least they took the time to not be a lazy fucker and actually put a pfp rather than just a letter pfp with blank color. though you could say the same about me, im not the one yelling at people for what their pfps are. if you're gonna make an argument, be better than them in your own words or else you'll get the same treatment. if you're too lazy to actually try to be morally consistent, don't make the argument.
A moment of silence for the bits that didn’t make it (unless I missed some of them): “Gloom and doom in Dee Dee’s womb” “Brown bricks” The entire intro to their Sonic Adventure play through The will o’ the wisp bit from Croc Motifa’s tirade on the mortal realm And, of course, “funny scream”
11:36 🤣 Hadn't laughed so hard in quite a while and didn't expect the joke. Had me dying of laughter. You guys are amazing and exactly what I needed, thank you!
julians so effortlessly funny. the “is he turning into plankton?” or the “im a stranger!” always make me cackle. not to mention his wonderful RAHBIE RAHTTENs and old lady voices.
Before watching the video: Hope they included the part in the rat game where Lyle breaks out in laughter upon hearing the woman spontaneously scream in absolute horror!
Listening to you guys is like listening to the conversations I had in high school/university with the friends I never had. Thank you for helping fill that lonely void in my life ❤️
Matt: *having a tough situation dealing with his family and friends are appearing on bananas* Also Matt: *not thinking he could just stop buying bananas*
I used to date a girl who had never heard of oneyplays and she unironically said "they're not from English" when she was talking about someone who didn't speak English, I lost my shit for like 5 minutes straight
i forgot how good the "rapists beware" "you're in for a scare" bit was
just the "heheh youre in for a scare" murders me
it makes me also spit out my drink every time, i've seen it so many times but i always forget
11:34 enjoy
@@Theosyion thank u
Missed opportunity that this isn't the slogan for "To Catch a Predator"
The iconic Zach “ What would you do if?..”
All of our lives are controlled by Zach's infinite hypotheticals.
No but seriously this is a great video
I wish one day he would say that and then say nothing else, just add nothing onto it.
@@Dorf274 hypothadelcal
its his fault that im constantly making my friends and boyfriend answer ridiculous hypotheticals almost daily.
The "Isreal?..." "Yeah Tomar." is my favourite one ever.
TIMESTAMP PLEASE!! i have been looking for this moment forever
@@jibbzpersonal 36:41
really funny how he bragged about being a pure askhenahzi too.
@@JHenryEden stay mad
@@GreenEyedDazzler to say it like zach would: "its just a funny little factoid"
1:35:20 - Chris: "My uncle was an apist"
- Julian: "An apist?"
- DingDong: "What does that mean, Chris?"
- Chris: " He forcibly APED people.... He turned them into apes" LMAO
“DIPPED IT IN MUD”
@@Saiaxs might be my fav oney moment if only for julian's incredible shock
Saiaxs the solid 4 seconds it took julian to realize is gold
He used his crinkled ape finger
@@BigGreaseEX Crinkled ape magic finger
Complete timestamp list. Hope this helps 😁👍🏻
0:07 - "guy who have lot a water"
0:18 - Julian throws Chris's phone
1:28 - Microscopic witches
1:45 - Spongebob fart jokes
2:38 - Obama speech about Plankton stealing the Secret Formula
3:12 - Sasquatch Hypothetical: Red Pill or Blue Pill
5:05 - Get him a ~croissant~
5:47 - Priest confessional/"I boiled a frog in water, Your Honor"
6:26 - Creating new sound effects (Matt scream + Robbie Rotten impressions)/Julian is always hooked up to machines
7:21 - Sasquatch Hypothetical: Sansa Squatch
7:52 - Baby employees
9:06 - The Mandalorian: An Oneyfilms Production
10:13 - Cake-Takers business model
11:25 - Rapists beware... you're in for a scare!
12:33 - Trump Impression: Linkara/"BUILD THAT WALL!"
13:30 - Miss Fowl's membrane-blast/Jimmy Neutron impressions
15:07 - You are being sued for teh libelz/1cm string of shit
15:50 - McDonald's employee roleplay/"You haven't defeated me"
19:53 - Stigmata Donkey
20:48 - Sora swims through urine
21:24 - Crash Bandicoot game theories/Crash anagrams ("Rash C")
22:43 - Donkey Kong breathing with his eyes closed
22:59 - Flo from Progressive is a "knife-fucking meme"
23:33 - "Bigfinger"/The 49% Interesting Reviewer
24:05 - Hypothetical: Matt Watson Banana
27:32 - Call your friends "sweetheart"
27:59 - The Anything Video Contest
28:08 - Chris grabs his first boob/Chris's baby
29:08 - Stonehenge and Slenderman
29:23 - Jimmy Neutron gets Black-Pilled/The Braincel Subreddit
30:39 - Hypothetical: Your Brain is Exposed
31:00 - Goron impressions/Nerd bullies
31:45 - The Tale of Tommy Two/Daddy Dearest ("he'd sneeze into his son's mouth")
33:51 - "I want my fucking cheeseburger!"/"What'd you say, motherfucker?"
34:21 - "Take it EZ babe!!! 😎"
36:13 - Can't find where you "coomed"/Tomar pushes Israel
36:54 - Get out of here you ______ /Italian Pepperonos
38:38 - Spiderman 2 debate (Mary-Jane and Spiderman are broken up)/"Are you in or are you out?" (Gay Green Goblin)
39:59 - The Hooter Trial/"You wanted to work at the Hoot, but your boobie were noot"
44:05 - Tomar Theme Song
45:12 - Trump Hypothetical: Atop the Fourth Wall Theme Song
45:34 - "You have to go back to the past, to play these shitty games that suck ass"/Samurai Jack impressions ("a buffalo took a diarrhea dump in his ear")
46:19 - How many realms are there in this game?
46:31 - Young Sheldon ("Husband I'm going to shake our child!")/500 Bazingas!
47:25 - Plankton uses the golden word/"The Brappy Patty"
49:06 - The Brap Rap ("freesoundsfart.wave")
49:32 - The Video of The Man/"Mike TV" Man
51:30 - The Blurry Man and the Perfectly-Lit, Dark Alley
52:24 - Otaku Joker Mukbang
53:38 - Vitality Cookies/Dr. Big Bones
54:58 - "I don't want to have to put a fucking bullet in your head, baby darling"
55:21 - Elderly Toy Story
55:54 - Actual Revolution 60/The Ancient War
56:33 - "Oi I die!"
57:09 - "You've Got a Friend in Me" Encore
57:11 - Pokémon Adventures ("Thank you for doing Pokémon jokes for me")/"I got hard like Metapod"
58:46 - The Simpsons Season 32, Episode 1: "Homer Freaking Clones Himself"
1:00:47 - Hypothetical: Ronald McDonald's Pus-Filled Clown Nose
1:04:42 - Mouse hit-and-run
1:05:18 - "Do ya chain hang low?"/Chris attempts to sing ("he put his finger inside of his... cock")
1:06:25 - The Flying Dog Prank
1:06:44 - The Slap-Off (Matt scream)
1:07:22 - The Tiny Man with the Tiny Knife in the Very Wide Alleyway
1:08:03 - Coffin Jenga
1:08:47 - Christmas Carol
1:10:08 - Monkey A and Monkey 2 Shenanigans (Monkey sings the "Song of Storms")
1:11:19 - Jedi Counsel Confusion ("The screaming, disappearing chair-man")
1:12:39 - When you cream do you scream?
1:13:13 - WE'RE ALL FUCKED, WE TOUCHED!/Can't we all just get a gun
1:14:05 - George Lucas is a genius/"I want Jar-Jar to kill Han Solo"
1:15:05 - Chris's Mail-Order Bride
1:15:57 - Obama strokes out
1:16:19 - Kingdom Hearts suicide pact/Goofy's green life-force
1:17:12 - Pokémon are just extra mouths to feed/"I'm 10, what the fuck?!"
1:18:00 - Chris's dog, Whizzy
1:18:20 - We Are the Champions: Disney Cover
1:19:32 - The Mario 64 Hoax ("Look, it's real!")/"They'll all believe me now 😈"
1:20:14 - Rev up your Harley Quinn/The Goker
1:21:21 - Ding Dong strokes out ("Siri, me wee hehehe")/The sound of a genius solving a puzzle
1:21:45 - Little Michael finds out there's a God
1:22:51 - Domestic abuse
1:23:01 - Julian's three-month delayed reaction ("What Does the Fox Say")
1:23:25 - Grinding gears
1:23:55 - Aphrodisiac martini
1:24:07 - Robbie Rotten tries to dox/"DOX HIM, NOT ME!"
1:25:17 - Creepypasta: Did Mario Swear???/"She was a fake gamer girl the whole time"
1:27:16 - The Gang Gets Better at Hypotheticals
1:29:03 - Chris spikes his Monster Energy ("MISTAKE")
1:29:52 - Stupid man at a bar ("the ice cubes hurt my teeth")
1:30:43 - THIS IS THE 80'S
1:32:05 - President Ding Dong
1:34:58 - My Uncle, the Apeist/Mama Luigi laugh
1:36:07 - Anti-Bullying Educational Video ("If bully make you boom-boom, step away from boom-boom")
1:37:26 - Tom Kenny scatting/Sponge pubes
1:38:34 - Only people from British are gonna get this ("Get your fucking shit together, wife")
1:39:48 - Cumbledore/Replacing Harry Potter with Chrischan
1:42:00 - I too am Humaan/"I enjoy the way you do not put your finger in me"
1:42:51 - Hypothetical: Baby Face on Your Big Toe/Chris's baby impression
1:43:42 - Hypothetical: Cat Noises ("Power rangers the movie")
1:45:15 - Prostate Exam Methods
1:47:06 - Homerphobic
1:48:09 - Bigman Theme Song
1:48:43 - Rod's Hard-drive
1:49:26 - A Very Kitten Christmas: Blanco's Demonic Adventure
1:51:55 - Chris wants McDonald's
1:52:31 - MatPat the Historian ("Slave Theory")
1:53:08 - Fat Albert's thigh gap
1:53:15 - Wormy Rachel/Stock photo man
1:54:11 - Chris assaults a child with a soccer ball and blames it on everything but himself/"Where's my fuckin' puss"
1:55:10 - Uncle Critic/"Hello you're my son"
1:55:54 - Jimmy Neutron Theme Song
1:56:48 - Chris aggressively relaxes Julian to death
1:58:00 - Hypothetical: Dead Obama in Your Urethra/"Don't let the girls see me like this!"
1:59:35 - Ron's got cancer ("Chemo's brilliant")
2:00:35 - Super Mario Odyssey Theme Song ("Princess Peach go missing, missing")
2:01:52 - Kickstarter pitch video/Ding Dong dies
Jesus Christ dude how long did this take you??
@@septicsilly About 5 hours lol
@@CubicSagacity damn, you got a lot of free time
@@jarnsus2038 Putting all that quarantine-time to good use haha
I love you my friend
15:50 I love how REAL Chris’s impression of a mcdonalds employee is, he sounds like he’s actually sounds like he’s working there
Time please?
Time please?
15:50
The defeated "I truly don't know what to do here sir" being drowned out by people speaking nonsense over each other is the perfect summary of the fast food employee experience
from someone who worked at a McDonald's for 2 years I got liek fucking PTSD flashbacks.
I actually had some guy get mad because we didn't have a Whopper once.
Its fucking asinine how stupid people are
"You haven't defeated me!" will forever crack me up.
It’s HIM! The man! The myth! The legend!
That character is actually the secret dark souls boss.
For me it’s “ObamaCare doesn’t work!”
I love "don't let the girls see me like this"
“Dox HIM, not me!”
“Why would he sneeze into his son’s mouth?”
“Because he’s abusive.”
I’ve replayed that line over and over and it still hits the same
Time stamp?
33:05 onward.
the way chris so sadly goes “waha.. why would he do that..?”
no no, it’s “Because he’s abusive :D”
@@kolbykauffman4180Daddy dearest, everyone fearest + Chris doing the sneezing noise then realizing he's sneezing into his son's mouth
Both of these are top tier moments
I love Ding Dong’s response to almost every hypothetical,
“They wouldn’t say that...”
“They can’t do that...”
“Who cares?”
He’s a real master of improv.
Ya gotta have a straight man to increase the comedy quality just that little bit
"He's a tiny man running around, that doesn't mean anything"
My favorite response is "I would just die" but that's Cory I think.
I feel like 90% of zach's bits are just him testing things for smiling friends
he's been writing comedy since he was little
@@Ambipie he's been writing comedy since he was a homunculus
@@lowearthsurfer Zach actually inscribed the script for the first episode of smiling friends inside the walls of his egg sack
I've been saying this for years and no-one's listened to me
@@josephomega9799 no u haven't. U have 0 uploaded videos.
I still like to believe that r/Braincels got shut down because the mods were tired of the massive flood of Jimmy Neutron memes messing up the wholesome nature of the subreddit
I'm sorry, wholesome?
@@scr0ngle108 what are you talking about?Braincels was always wholesome because the whole purpose of the subreddit is to combat the one thing that plagues humanity
Tiny wrist
wholesome? what lmao
Who said that's not what really happened?
wholesome?
"Let's hold the iron lung up to the mic"
Says chris as he himself lifts up the entire 500lb iron lung from the era of polio to the 10lb mic stand with Julian inside
Chris is a strong boy.
Why is Julian inside of the mic stand?
@@1czesia Because he's the size of an eyelash mite.
There's nothing more wholesome than hearing Chris laugh. I think its because it reminds me of Elmo, and I loved Elmo as a young grasshopper
Oh, no, I can't unhear it now....thank you for this gift.
This is what I’ve been saying for years
And Cory's laugh sounds like Tiger from Winnie the Pooh. Lol
and you'll make it flow, like water
To me his laughs sound like a monkey
Time stamps for myself later
1:29 mirco witches
1:45 spongebob farts/Obamacare
3:13 Sasquatch pills
5:50 Zach confesses
6:40 Robbie Rotten sounds
10:14 Cake Takers
11:36 Rapists Beware
12:32 Trump vs Linkara
15:52 angry customers
20:08 stigmata donkey
28:08 Chris' first touch
29:23 Jimmy Brainceltron
31:45 Daddy Fearest
33:51 fat cheeseburger
38:38 Spider-Man needs action
44:05 Tomar theme song
46:31 Bazinga Baby
48:07 Brappy Patty
49:53 'The Man' movie
57:12 Pewter roleplay
1:00:50 McDonald's adventure
1:20:14 Harley/Goker
1:23:27 Grinding Gears
1:25:27 Mario swears
1:35:21 Uncle Apist
1:42:00 Finger in me
1:47:06 Homerphobic
1:48:10 Big Man
1:49:26 Kittenmas
1:52:31 American history theories
1:53:08 Fat Albert thigh gap
What about banana Matt?
Do you know the name of the one from 11:57
1:42:49 Baby Face on Toe
"I've got a box of 56 crayons, and I'm down to 23" super underrated line. that killed me
Was that a reference to something or was it just a pair of numbers he pulled from his ass?
zach as trump talking about linkara is amazing
timestamps for my favs: 11:38 12:34 29:25 1:00:52 1:08:03 1:19:35 1:24:07 1:25:18 1:35:14
Nice pfp
Its so funny, but why does he say THE LIGHTBRINGER
Linkara is the lightbringer
god bless you, my son
@@leowagnerr before linkara was linkara, he made SUPER cringe comics starring Lightbringer.
I heard OneyPlays pays their editors extra to cut out their coughing and wheezing, as to not show weakness.
I feel like they are powerful gods honestly, if they coughed I would feel superior to them, therefore rendering them useless for my entertainment
Julian never left the show, they just have to edit around him wheezing so he's in the raw recordings, but not any of the final uploads.
@@FleshNFaith
I fucking love the idea of Julian just wheezing and laughing the entire time, and they just have to edit around him.
Sounds like something to consult the HR department about
@@FleshNFaith Fun Fact: Julian, with Zach or Lyle has never happened.
1:06:54
THE SCREAM. THAT IS TRUE FEAR.
13:05 I can't believe the impressions and specifically that joke made the real Linkara so salty, that he hates Chris over it.
That makes it so much more hilarious
The way Chris says “A BUFFALO” at 46:09 makes my smile so big and greasy my cheeks rip open revealing a bunch of tiny little wonderful critters
“I’m a virgin, Jimmy. Make me bleed”
- Mrs. Fowl
"I'm going in Goddard!"
Gotta Blast!!
When?!
@@jackskellingtonation 13:31
She truly is foul
Please tell me "Rapists beware, you're in for a scare" is in this video
What about niall falling over
It is
11:38
@@dustinjames6662 you're doing God's work
Yeah, but not for long - expect this to be reuploaded in a couple days with it censored
Julian and chris’s laughs are so hearty and healthy and meaty. I wanna hear ding dong laugh so hard he shits so loudly it clips the audio
dang you're cute
@@ghostface5559 get this man some water
1:19:20 chris doing the "WEEE" thing is so funny to me lol
Chris' genuinely confused and frightened "Why would he do that?" after the father sneezed in his mouth is just so funny
While OneyPlays had a myriad of guests throughout this channel’s lifespan, Zach seems to be the most Luigi of them all, mostly because of his relationship with Chris prior to OneyPlays.
Wee-gi
Borti_Ovi oh my god lol I always considered Zach a part of oneyplays but o guess technically he is a guest lol like you said basically a Luigi of the channel
More like Wario and waluigi
@@raymanfan9265
Shouldn’t that be Tomar and Lyle since they are “the chaotic ones” of the group?
The god tier lineup of guests would be Zach, Julian, Ding Dong, and Tomar, but all they would do is just squeal and talk in Tomar's voice.
I think "Daddy Fearest" is one of Chris' best laughter xD
Kl
31:44
He sneeze into his son’s mouth. 🤣
God you could do a day long compilation solely of Joolian’s glorious beautiful laugh.
"Complication" lmao
"Wait, its all Juloolian's laugh?"
"Always have been"
That would be nice
His wonderful prospector chuckle
I once saw a comment that said something like
_chris: says funny thing_
_julian: expels all air from his lungs_
I thought it was pretty accurate.
29:32 "Hey Jim, you wanna join Antifa?"- Carl Wheezer
The “Take it EZ babe!!!” story is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard to the point where people who don’t find Oneyplays funny could understand it and enjoy it, which is good for me since none of my friends think Oneyplays is as funny as I do for some Godforsaken reason
the funniest part of that is that shad is the most degenerate artist on the internet, but he got embarassed by that somehow
Same i always try to show my brother and hes just straightfaced. Maybe the boys really did ruin my humor. Its mostly the only thing i find funny
chris' voice when he says "it was him >:)" makes me lose my goddamn mind
@@scum1633 trust me, there is more degen, he's just the only one that's "mainstream"
@@scum1633 He's talking about shadman?
Game Category: "League of Legends"
Don't you know? This IS the League of Legends!
@@Jeremy-lu6wo its because league of legends is so bad it makes everyone laugh so hard
It's because the OneyPlays crew is a league of legends.
Big brain plays
I got a leauge of legends ad, lol
*It's cute how when Zach laughs too hard he squeaks*
He rarely laughs cause he's the funny maker but when he does it sounds cute
It’s the rat coming out
No homo bro
@@thegregster3808 the Jew*
@@seriousbismuth2173
What’s the difference?
Zing!
36:30 that “yeah tomar..” is the funniest thing to me
1:25:37
Julian: I wish that was a creepy pasta.
Chris: proceeds to make a creepy pasta
I know that Chris was going to do it anyways, but I still find it very sweet that he made Julian's wish come true almost instantly the second he said it.
When ding dong makes Chris laugh so hard telling him the story about the big huge fat friend that would fart in the floor lol i hope that’s in this
Reading this comment alone made me remember and laugh.
Ripass
What vid is that from?
@@StinkoBrownTV it is
Another Kingdom Hearts moment is when Ding Dong made Chris cry laughing whilst discussing the Miracles song by Insane Clown Posse
Oney: A Sasquatch?
Sasquatch: Wears lipstick
Oney: *VERONICA THE SASQUATCH?!??!?!*
Doof O’neil
the donkey kongess
Perry the Sasquatch!?
The sass-squatch
oh jesus god 1:13:13 when he says "I'm sorry, bring julian back" it hit me so bad I laughed until I cried and i cannot tell you why lmao
f *UU U a UU a OOOO UU Ck*
The "sneezed into his son's mouth" bit cracks me up so damn hard every time.
33:06 is the hardest I've heard Chris laugh and I love it
(stamping 11:41 for myself btw)
I think he laughed harder at "ripass".
Just to be fair, if this was solely based on hardest laughs, it would just be every episode with Julien in it.
That poor soul pops his lungs every time Chris utters a nonsensical word...
And we loved him for it. God rest his gay Mexican soul
@@zandermetrakos2637 ok that made me lol pretty hard
@@lindsay1359 happy I could make you squee
Which is weird, since it's Ding Dong's lung that randomly collapsed in the days of yore
@@zandermetrakos2637 with glee
This compilation is guaranteed to give me both a squee _and_ an XD
well said, gamer
Don't watch the minute 13:40 I'm serious, tomar hid a secret brown note that will make you squee, xd +shit and pee
Dammit Tabby, how are you everywhere?
Siri me wee heehee
ERM kind of cringe but ok 😂
"This number is the same as this number but upside down."
"Youre a bad employee! Geeyao!"
I dont know why that sent me into a laughing/coughing fit
46:37 I can’t handle this part, it’s too instant
BAZZIINNGAAA
1:11:19 still one of my favorite moments in all of oney plays
20:20 is probably my favorite part in oneyplays history
Wait a gosh darn second. You missed out the riot that happened when Nial fell flat on his face in the RE2 playthrough! For shame
"Please don't hang up I'm very lonely"
"...goodybe." *click*
"Anyway sir we-"
"You haven't defeated me."
Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That's totally the attitude I get from customers sometimes LMAO
49:13 they made the brap rap go HARD
Imagine not only having your face as a youtube profile, but also having hearts on said profile.
ALL THESE BETAS INFESTING EVERYTHING GOOD, EVEN ONEYPLAYS
@@thisguy4543 the fuck are you on about lad
@@thisguy4543 at least they took the time to not be a lazy fucker and actually put a pfp rather than just a letter pfp with blank color. though you could say the same about me, im not the one yelling at people for what their pfps are. if you're gonna make an argument, be better than them in your own words or else you'll get the same treatment. if you're too lazy to actually try to be morally consistent, don't make the argument.
The “ROBBIE ROTTEN? Who’d you expect, Sportaflop?” rapidly decaying into random sounds fucking kills me
I love when my wrinkly face stretches
Don't we all
Amazing
awe yes, finally, a oney ASMR I can sleep soundly too. bless.
It's all fun and games until someone makes a horror ASMR with Julian wheezing from far away and it slowly approaches.
A moment of silence for the bits that didn’t make it (unless I missed some of them):
“Gloom and doom in Dee Dee’s womb”
“Brown bricks”
The entire intro to their Sonic Adventure play through
The will o’ the wisp bit from Croc
Motifa’s tirade on the mortal realm
And, of course, “funny scream”
Motifas escapade in our mortal realm will be remembered by all.
11:36 🤣 Hadn't laughed so hard in quite a while and didn't expect the joke. Had me dying of laughter. You guys are amazing and exactly what I needed, thank you!
"You're in for a scare," is probably one of Chris's best fucking moments on the channel.
I freaked out when I saw "Editing by: Ding Dong". But I realized it's just because they're using old clips he edited ;~;
Damn bro same
He will never be back
Just accept it and the pain will subside
@@ChaseFace No
@@Spearmph2 out of the two of you I dont know who to root for. My heart.
Who the hell is Ding Dong?
The way Ding Dong says "This is stupid" cracks me up every time.
1:39:14 I believe when Chris heard Julian was going to faint from laughing so hard, he was trying to make him laugh to the point he would.
1:53:15 “Racheal! I missed you.” Is one of my favorite things on this channel lol
“Have you ever heard of... Blab-“
“NOO I HAVEN’T HEARD OF BLABBO!!”
Will always make me laugh my ass off thanks Chris and Dingus for being so funne
Jeez by the time we get to the “Markiplier jokes” compilation the opening will be covered in “edited by”s
it fucking kills me when Chris laughs so hard from his stomach that he accidentally sounds like plankton laughing
julians so effortlessly funny. the “is he turning into plankton?” or the “im a stranger!” always make me cackle. not to mention his wonderful RAHBIE RAHTTENs and old lady voices.
6:27 is literally my favorite part of the entire video
Plankton saying Obama care doesn't work, he's the real villan had me dying
YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE SWEET LAUGHTER
1:29:04 that's the hardest I ever heard ding dong laughing 🤣🤣🤣
1:13:16 this has to be the most beautiful power build-up ever
11:41 bro I was balling on the floor in laughter, like this has no right to be this funny
I had forgotten this period of my life. 31:45
chris could laugh at the most unfunny thing in the world and i would crack up, he has the best laugh.
Before watching the video: Hope they included the part in the rat game where Lyle breaks out in laughter upon hearing the woman spontaneously scream in absolute horror!
Love the fact that they are so obsessed with the Simpsons that they called it the Ribwich instead of the McRib
😂
6:17 is the hardest I’ve laughed at oneyplays in a min
My favorite bit is the Macdonald's bit. "You haven't defeated me"
Ding Dong’s Vice city bit about the 80’s has to be one of my favorite bits he’s ever done, he got so confident and animated with it
AHHH HAA HAA THAT'S PRETTY KEWEL!!
AHHH HAA HAA THAT'S PRETTY KEWEL!!
"You cant ruin the word pizza"
Pizza gate: 👀👀👀
Pretty soon the list of editors will cover the whole screen.
16:00 - 18:14 I couldn’t stop laughing. 1:22:20 is my personal favorite though.
18:08 YOU HAVENT DEFEATED ME
The Meats: Chris, Zach, Cory
The Stinks: Julian, Tomar, Jeff
The Longs: Ding Dong, Lyle, Mick, Matt, Dave
Wtf does rhis mean
@@wungus_9829 guess yourself
I just realized the other day that for the past 10ish years I've pictured Zach in my head as McLovin from Superbad and I never questioned it.
That Banjo-Kazooie Playthrough still remains as the best letsplay to watch late at night.
I get nostalgic watching their polar Express let's play. Its dumb but these dumb boys have a place in my heart
@@zandermetrakos2637 The Pikmin 2 and Mario 64 ones are also fantastic.
"I had 56 crayons and I'm down to 23"
That belongs on a t-shirt.
"Oh loard Jaysus, oh that's who it is..."
I will forever be in stitches from that 😂
Listening to you guys is like listening to the conversations I had in high school/university with the friends I never had. Thank you for helping fill that lonely void in my life ❤️
It's Ding Dong and Julian... I shed a tear...
1:13:17 The sound when Ding Dong made when he transformed from that weird worm form to his current form
1:13:13 as a guy called Dylan who was listening to this while half asleep, I have to say that I shat myself really hard from this
Matt: *having a tough situation dealing with his family and friends are appearing on bananas*
Also Matt: *not thinking he could just stop buying bananas*
I used to date a girl who had never heard of oneyplays and she unironically said "they're not from English" when she was talking about someone who didn't speak English, I lost my shit for like 5 minutes straight
By law every time I hear the “There’s over 7 realms... WHAT” bit I have to replay it 12 times it’s too good
Right now, the world needs Oney and co.'s laughter to light up our lives.
I’ll say it, I think Chris is the funniest person ever.
Chris and Zack are definitely the funniest 2 people I've ever listened to
The moments of them all laughing together are pure seratonin.
1:38 They laughed exactly an octave apart, in C#
Sometimes I'm surprised by certain audience overlap (just observing your username and pfp)
@@Fillardmillmore i just love odd men
@@g_way
I guess that would be the through-line lol
I had a permanent smile on throughout the full thing, thank you so much! A classic for sure
I’m so glad it started with Bing Bong and Jewel E. N.
"He'd sneeze into his son's mouth."
*SNEEZE*
That's the hardest I've heard Chris laugh on this show.
"Doxx HIM, not ME!" The funniest part about that is it pretty much sums up how it tends to go down. XD
“Daddy dearest, everyone fearest” 😭