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That “take it ez babe” pops into my head at least once a week
same, its also the only picture of shadman, which is funny that its of him as a bad simpson character
He's Dale from King Of The Hill
For me its the c'mon man listen man
@@tannerparks2822 it makes sense that oney would know him lmao
"Take it ez, babe!"
--Shadman when the Swedish government tries to arrest him for drawing literal CP
“the hacker known as Squeeble” KILLS me every time
Christopher!!! WA HOO!!!
We've finally found him
Every time? Name every time you died.
@@phantompop3192 there was that one time when I first heard it and then again when I heard it again and also this time. So 3 times
@@tomkeenoyy you win this round
I love how Chris describes the guy who poisoned him through pizza with severe stomach pain as "just goofin around"
It's wild that the pizza place kept a guy with multiple customer complaints from his first day on the job around for (at least) two months.
@@kedro5 he was probably related to the owner
IM LOOKING FOR THIS STORY I CAN'T FIND IT WHERE IS IT??
found it :)
@@avillazamora3660 when you find it share it with the class you goon (timestamp)
Especially if you're gonna put an entire new comment after finding it
I think I finally just cracked the Pokemon one. The dude was distributing copies of Red around during exam periods because he wanted to drag the curve down to pass his classes, dude was a genius
if he put as much effort into copying and distributing copies of pokemon red across the campus into studying he probably would of passed
@@SludgeManCometh lol
That’s some 6d chess
That actually makes perfect sense! I would have never considered that but it makes perfect sense! I didn't think he was trying to access his female classmate's web cams like Zack said. If he was then why did he also give the Pokemon copies to men? The trench coat guy was most likely trying to lower the grade curve of the class which is easier than spending hours studying.
@@blakechildress944 Giving the copies to both genders makes his story seem more believable and less creepy. Also dude could be gay or bi we just assumed he likes girls. Not to mention black mail can be gathered for both genders.
The thumbnail of Zach looks so candid and fatherly. Too bad he's an actual Ghoulie.
No he's a FoOglie from the hit anime Spy Kids
@@dredgefall No. Thats Inacurate information. Hes a Noseian Hadey from the Famous Netflix series: "Kratt Brothers"
Don't touch his jewel or he'll die.
Or the ghost of a rape victim, that's also a possibility
@@Mattno.777 I miss that Zabamafoo
Can't wait for all those Irish stories
I want Niall to accidentally tell his story twice
I went on a fishing trip then I didn't catch a fish and my dad said but then I shit my pants the end...
Irish stories make me proud to be a bog dweller
"I don't tell Irish stories"
"All your stories are Irish stories!"
Chris doing his played up irish accent gives me life
Chris struggling to describe Shadman without saying anything bad will always be the funniest shit ever
Aged like a fine wine
Dirty pedo
@@gta4helpersin this case the proverbial wine bottle has always clearly been full of piss and for some reason the only way to convince people of that is by letting them taste it
time stamp?
@@zPandro1 yes
When Shadman unsheathed his $20 walmart knife to extort his dealer for more meth, the first and only words he spoke were "Take it EZ, babe"
Is that the friend he was talking about?!?
@@lemondoodledandy yeah lol
Wait, thats why he got arrested? I thought that if he got arrested it would be from Child porn like most content creators
@@tomasfong40 Unfortunately, he's allowed to produce it as long as it isn't ACTUAL child porn. Drawn characters get a pass for some reason.
@@tomasfong40 It's why you see "lolitas" in the world of Anime.
grandpa zach gathers his youngins around the fire place to screech at them
UZALAGIKA ZAMBAKALAKAGOMAGIMBADILA!
@@Jack_Woods LAWOOKABALADIRIZIKIOPIPAMANDALORIANBAPIKIAPOOKAMOOLALOOKA
@@suttlet.sounds9707 Only him and his kids know the Hadel language passed on for generations onto Zach
We luv it when Grandpa Zach opens his crusty, purple lips and gaslights us.
@@suttlet.sounds9707 the fact you know that language to spell it out in full scares me
I love that Chris's fake Bowser room thing made it into the SM64 Creepypasta lexicon.
yeah
Which
@@jaydenbutwhy4778 the "every supra mayro 6 4 cartridge is personalized" iceberg
It was also used as a clickbait thumbnail for an article on thegamer called “secrets you still haven’t found in Super Mario 64”
The panic in Chris’ voice when he said “ a silverback gorilla” is so fucking funny
That and that time his parents confronted him about his search history: "Eh..no..."
“He was scary.”
“Chris….”
“He was!”
And hes just recounting the story lmao
Hearing Chris walk across Eggshells about his friend "Shad" for someone that in most of his videos he's talking without a care is the funniest thing.
I'm having a stroke reading this
He didn't take it ez babe
@@majorghoul9017Oh, I beg to differ. He took it REAL easy.
I like how Chris tells these stories that paint his dad like a total bully then says his dad Is a sweet man.
It’s literally what I do with my dad
Well he DOES do a great Donald Duck impression
YA thats my uncle he sure loves his cars
@@rusteddenial453 “hehe hello”
We'll all be like that one day
I like how Tomar tells a story about how his grandpa saved a kid’s life and had a comic made about him, then Lyle’s stories are about how he messed up a Christian Minecraft server and insulted Tobuscus.
Tomar comes from a heroic lineage while Lyle is just a douche true to his name
Personalities boiled down into stories
I’m kinda insulted Tomar didn’t mention how he arranged the Hindenburg disaster because one of the passengers bumped into him in the belt buckle store.
Don’t forget smashing rats with belts and Cherokee Patty
Nah man, tomar created the tomar emeralds in my books he’s worse than Lyle
after the reveal that adam was the friend with the homeless tinder date i'm convinced he was the one who got fined $5k for downloading porn
I always assumed it was Niall
The 5k porn was absolutely either Adam, or Cory with Chris trying to hide his identity
@@dickkickem3834everyone thought Niall was the Tinder guy because of the stories he told about it on Sleepycast, but he actually stopped using it
@@henrynelson9301 yeah that was my train of thought. but listening back to it, chris mimics Adam's way of speaking pretty clearly.
34:34 is, without exaggeration, one of the funniest stories I've heard in my entire life.
Never questioning about the gender of the sucker and just assuming it’s a hot lady is so stupid, but also such a Dave thing to do
esteemed creator of Friday Night Funkin gets sucked off at the crazy taxi machine
Dave has such a way of telling stories (especially stories of his misfortune) it’s amazing. I remember I was sick in bed with RUclips auto play on when I first heard this story and I was wheezing 😭
The cool thing about Zach is that nobody could possibly Look or Sound like him so he cant be impersonated
get surgery to get a big nose and also block your nasal airways in the same surgery
He sounds like he always has a head cold
Niall can do a spot on Zach impression
@AnAverageTerrarian this is because Zach is everyone.
Boy am I gonna try though
“And then Tomar put a gun to that guys head and asked him do you believe in God!” - Zach Hadel
Tomar is officially ending religion and spreading the good word of atheism!
"The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare knob of its meaning. I'd like to talk with you a lot more about this. Would you be interested in reading some of my literature?"
@@noid2690 Joshua Xavier Tomar
@@aus-li no hes spreading Judaism if the man said no Tomar would execute him
@@JC-wj7sb Xavier: Renegade Tomar
Oney and Zach are so brave, hanging out with the legendary hacker Squeeble. Do they know his deeds?
Mick's response to Chris at 29:15 is definitely interesting considering what we know now about him.
Dude i just noticed and that was some cartoon villain shit
Chris saying “look! it’s *REEEAAAL* “during the Mario 64 hoax story kills me every time I hear it
not only that but it made gaming history since its in EVERY SM64 ice berg ive seen
@@jaythehuman2552 Wait, really?! Holy shit now I need to find those ice bergs cause that’s hilarious.
@@RanOutOfSpac yeah people were making fucking conspiracies and shit about it. it was an interesting time to be an oneyplays fan.
@@moppupaws cant believe your the same person who made that bimbo playlist
timestamp?
The pizza sociopath story is terrifying WTF
When he said the dude asked him to put the pizza on the ground I expected him to stomp on it.
*put pizza on floor*
If Zach was there he would have said "I love a duh PIZZA" and scared him.
DOUBLE U TEA EFF BRO!!!!
It's a story that needs a follow up. What the fuck happened to that guy if he's going around destroying or poisoning pizzas?
No joke, I really identify with Ding Dong's outlook on school. A lot of fucked of shit happened to me, my friends, and a lot of the kids around me. Really cemented my outlook on life.
They tell you to report when you're bullied, but they never do anything if an adult is one
@@kekula69 WDYM? They aren't doing you any favors telling you to report when you are getting bullied by another kid in the first place cuz then they just give you worse punishment then the bully anyway.
It’s funny, because every single time without fail, any kid who says this is a kid who spends half of every class drawing on themselves with a sharpie and getting punished for it
@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473 what point are you even trying to make here?
Zach and Ding Dong have such unique voices tbh, like, I've never heard any voice like that. Tomar's voice is a little more "normal" but I can still recognize it anywhere, like when he did Vivsies merch announcement
Yeah, like we are supposed to believe that Zach and Tomar's honeymoon in Bangkok was just a story
Tomar sure showed zach his "pig physics" that honeymoon in bangkok, if you get what I'm sayin
69 likes, nice, you deserve a tomar emerald.
a steamy night in 1996 no less
I saw them there. They held a body bag up to the moon and took a photo of it before dropping it off of the roof. Fun guys
@@gulfcoastgaming6034 Classic maniac Tomar
Zach is known to always smoke his iconic corn cob pipe while telling stories
While Snorkeling Odd Fumes inside his Ancient Forest Gnome Mansion.
He wouldn't he'd have his celery stick with PB at the end of it
[Jac̡҉k̕_ W҉̛̕o͞od̀́͞s̢͞] don’t forget his gamer juice darling
“shad doesn’t instigate shit, he keeps to himself” fast forward and now shad got arrested for trying to rob his dealer for more heroin
Opiates are powerful stuff
He already drew cp of Keemstar's real life daughter, he is absolutely an instigator lmao
@@SS-op9wt ew. why were they friends with him again
@@yourehereforthatarentyou cuz they are all edgy bois
@@yourehereforthatarentyou Cause every person in their friend group is edgy is some way shape or form. Which is fine but Shad is on some other shit entirely
“Take it EZ Babe” hits different now
I’m the retard that doesn’t get the joke could you explain
56:39 Can we acknowledge that Tomar is descended from an actual comic book superhero? It's hard to believe, what with Tomar's villainous acts over the years.
"stop your evil ways tumor, what would papa think"
The closest thing to a new sleepycast episode we are gonna get
You didn't have to hurt me this way
There used to be a world as tangible as our own, impossible to see yet unavoidable to sense...
Did something happened?
Did something happened?
That's basically how I see Oneyplays now. 3 friends having fun and chatting
@2:23:21 Fun Story:
In the early 90s, my little sister was probably in first grade, I'd have been in like 4th or 5th. Every year the school had this "party" for all the kids who didn't get detention for the year. A few weeks before, this kid shoves my sister while they are getting in line, my sister pushes back, but the playground monitor only sees her.
So they drag her to the principal's office and are like yelling at her and accusing her of hitting this kid. They call up my Mom and they tell her what they believe happened, so my Mom asks to speak to my sister, she asked her what happened and she told the truth, Mom always raised us to tell the truth and because we never gave her a reason to doubt us, she believed us. She got the principal back on the phone and told him she believed my sister and that she was specifically coming after school to pick us both up, because my sister was **not** going to detention and the school cannot keep her from taking her children.
The next day they drag her back in to the office and scream her down, tell her she knows she's lying, she hit that kid, stop fucking lying, totally gaslighting her. Makes her call our Mom up, tell her that she actually lied and that she did hit that kid. Mom asks what happened, she starts crying and says they made her call. As plainly as she could, she told the principal to back off and that if they didn't, they'd be hearing from a lawyer.
It appeared to work, they backed off. Then the end of the year party thing comes and the principal informs my sister a few days before that because of her incident, she couldn't go and that she'd have to sit in a room with these other kids. They said that even though she didn't attend her detention, they simply put it down as a suspension instead. When my Mom found out she didn't even say anything. She simply sent my sister to school with a note stating that she would be out for a doctor's appointment the day of the party. She took her out to lunch and spent the day with her.
When you have a system that feels like it is inherently designed against the people you are attempting to educate, I feel like the effect is counterintuitive to the whole process. Unfortunately, in my school district, students needed to know their rights or teachers would trample all over you. I've had personal belonging's stolen from me, I've witnessed teachers clearly antagonizing students, teach-student relationships. And the couple of teachers we did have that started off as like super chill and cool, their co-workers treated them like shit and froze them out and the students walked all over them.
I hated school man.
The good thing is she got happy ending
They’re kids, dude. They’re going to get detention why would they do this? Just give the kids a party at the end of the year, regardless
Teachers can be bullies too
I completely get you. I went to a British school and god knows my parents still talk to ppl they know about how crazy it was because the principal’s would act like tyrants about the most menial issues. E.g. some stupid kid drew an illuminate meme on a bathroom stall, the next day we all get called up in this new large conference room they have on the top-floor which is mostly empty, the lights are dim, and we’re all in rows and this teacher is walking past us and shouting at is about vandalism. And then when some dipshit brought a swiss army knife to school they went insane about bringing weapons to school and one by one interrogated us about snitching who did it, and gaslighting us that we were lying and that we were gonna get in trouble for not saying the truth. Admittedly we also did some dumb shit like creating a skype chat where we made memes about all the teachers and impersonated them with fake skype accounts, and one of our friends added a real teacher to the chat and we all got ousted and each of us got harangued about it and threatened with expulsion. And thats a normal sort of day in British schools, teachers there are genuinely the power-hungry inferiority-complex types and thats not just my memory speaking. Some British teachers get so insecure if you even mess up once or they think ur insulting them or whatever. The amount of teachers who think its okay to take their anger out on stufents over the most menail stuff is ridiculous. i mean my parents complained a lot, i mean like the principal constantly harassed my sister about her skirt being too short even though she was very tall and thats all that you could buy of that size. Weird thing is I had the most fond memories of messing around with my friends back then, school systems that try cracking down on students rlly only make them rebel more.
My first gf once told me a story involving the K-12 Christian school we both attended.
When she was 7 of so she was hanging out on the playground with two girls. One said something like "This is what my mommy does at work!", stripped down to her underwear and began dancing. Gf and the other girl began to play along, obviously oblivious, until a teacher caught them. They were sent to the principal in deep shit, who was upset to the point he was considering expelling her (gf I mean, just her as iirc she was slightly older and thus considered the "ringleader" or something) for lewd behavior or nudity or what-have-you. Eventually her father - a rather, ahhh... *angry* man - arrived and more or less shouted the principal down for being an idiot to assume a girl her age understood sexuality or lewd behavior, and managed to get him to back off.
Awful institution, very dogmatic and unreasonable, especially concerning religion. They banned students from bringing things like Pokemon toys or cards to school; "evolution", you see.
29:24 hits differently now jfk
I don’t get it
she got herself into trouble
The boys are constantly encountering strangers and freaks missions
underrated comment
@@soon2027 thanks to you it’s overrated
@@somerand0mpers0n thanks
Because they live in LA
best comment right here
"Those are YOUR nudes they belong to YOU" Zach cracks me up sometimes
I mean, he's spitting facts haha
timestamp?
@@irtyan6773 2:00:30
He’s right. Do you share yours?
as someone whos taken nudes zach makes me feel seen heard and validated
10:34 "Somehow he kept that in his memory." It's more weird to me that he even kept a job.
3:32 "my friend shad." How times have changed.
oh man
What
@@yoggles930 did you not hear that Shad got addicted to drugs and pretty much burned all his bridges with all his friends?
Please send links to this, I wanna see what you mean
Please send links to this
Zach's become a father figure to me. Don't touch his jewel or he'll die.
great reference to the iconic disney animation
@To DEATH, Bro! *Melts*
I love the extra tension that the crazy taxi timer adds to that story.
The most intense Crazy Taxi game of all time
_T i m e ' s u p , S p o n g e b o b ._
Just imagining the old guys face dimly reflecting off of the screen is fucking hilarious
Also who in their right mind would want to get sucked off by someone who’s age, gender, or even who they were in public
The pizza story sounds like they got poisoned with eye drops
Yeah I thought symptoms sounded familiar
Eye drop poisoning? WTF
i thought the same shit my guy
yall acting like this is some normal stuff everybody knows. I NEVER knew you could get poisoning with that.
@@bobmcboblin it can kill you.. it takes a few drops to get sick and a whole bottle would fail your organs
The fact that the grubhub driver kept his job is just insane.
The sentence “Daddy wouldnt buy me a shuper shplit” is honestly something on a biblical scale. I cant explain why but i always crawl back for it like some gremlin priest
I had real tears flowing down my face
LUUK AT YORSHELF IN DA MEEROR, DADEE
And all because of a creamsicle.
Cringe
I always remember the “wuts rong, kris?”
Zach is actually really smart testing the limits of his lies in the Best Buy story, testing how far he could stretch the Best Buy employee's lies and seeing if he would lie about a camera that much. And he got pretty far.
Zach is a lot smarter than people give him credit for, it’s just that the knowledge is applied to dumb stuff. That bit in Luigi’s Mansion 3 about fictional characters becoming president is a good example
What gets me is the employee, who isn't getting commission, is lying out of his ass lmfao
@@gulfcoastgaming6034 what episode?
@@ddipster9342 I forget the exact episode, but it’s Luigi’s Mansion 3 when they’re in the studio level
I dont think its a Best Buy employee lying through his teeth to get an idiot to buy the camera, but more so an employee who just doesnt give a fuck and agrees with anything the customer says just to get it over with.
24k karat gold might be a little too much, but then again, it's just easier 'yeah' than to be more technical about it because that requires more work and having to understand the products you sell.
Dripping eye contact solution over the pizza would give everyone diarrhea without people tasting a difference.
Huh, how do you know that?
@@johnbacon4997 I wear contacts and read the warnings on the bottle of the solution.
@@FlorboVG oh I thought you were a chemist or something lol.
It would also blend in near perfectly with the grease and condensation from the hot pizza in a room temperature box.
@@johnbacon4997Name ONE person useful to society like a chemist that watches Oneyplays
The fact they actually sent Chris the cloud keychain makes me happy
New drinking game. Take a shot everytime Chris says "One time in Ireland"
Ha HAAAAA, DEAD from LIVER poisoning, am I right gamers?
Do you know any liver donors? Please
Ireland is a funny little place, I wish it was real.
@@EsteemedReptile Me too, and I live here.
@@adambyrne7795 They say the same thing about Australia. I mean, we're REAL, but we reside in the spider dimension.
I’m convinced Chris and none of his friends had good childhoods
That would explain why they're all so weird. Chris attended a strict catholic irish school, Cory grew up in the middle of bumfuck missouri with an abusive father, Zach was pretty shy and had to grow up talking like that... I'm glad they managed to pull through.
It’s a miracle Cory is as normal as he is
@@fuckyoutubecomments7530 yeah considering hes a Missouri amoeba headed water person
@@fuckyoutubecomments7530 cory is chris chan if chris chan wasn't a scumbag... and had talent
Stamper got diddled as a kid so yeah...
Favorites
shads tip - 3:14
oogie boogie & silverback gorilla - 10:46
the bowser room - 14:39
angry limo guys - 27:24
sleep paralysis - 29:27
crazy taxi - 34:32
lyle, the minecraft bully - 47:13
tripping dad - 1:09:42
baby ducks - 1:47:48
Fucking love the tip story
Tomar's appalled "that's fucked." in response to Lyle's story fucking kills me
Which one
They've really figured out that Zach in the thumbnail means more views eh?
Well, he's the sex appeal of the group.
@@user-tq9wp7uq2r I was under the impression the channel was just straight sex appeal throughout.
they should rename oneyplays into pebbleplays
He's the next PlayBoy
@Cole Stevens I'm surprised you can fit Zach's nose in one hand
finding out that cory’s dad believes everybody was an alien at one point and sci fi is real explains a whole lot
holy shit it does
Ya the line from the sponge factory story " it's a miracle you're as normal as you are" makes so much more sense now
99% sure Cory's dad is a scientologist
Stepdad, not his real dad
@@farkbett699 yeah corys real dad was a body builder who was a psycho lol also that just means his mom is into crazy people lmao
RE: the delivery guy poisoning pizza -- Eyedrops will make you really, really sick and they're tasteless. That would be my guess how he did it.
From what I read, they won't cause the symptoms they described.
I had the dead opposite of the crazy taxi story and it’s even sadder: there’s a barcade I hit up sometimes near me, and Crazy Taxi is my favourite game there. Always play it, close to getting the best score in the arcade. Anyway, one night I’m there, destroying the game, absolute hot streak. And midway through the game, I’m in super concentration mode, and this girl comes up to me and starts trying to start a conversation, is like “heeyyy, I really like your shirt” - my shirt that night was boring as hell, by the way. At this point I don’t wanna draw my eyes from the screen so I’m like “UUUH HI THANKS ITS FROM THIS LOCAL SELLER” and go back to my game. She looks kinda dejected, then walks away. I finish my game, smash my old high score and turn around and I’m like “YESS…. FUCK” as I realise I just blew a chance with a mad cute girl because I wanted to play crazy taxi.
Scores before whores, am I right gamers?
(can you feel my heart plays over an image of an attractive man) but in all seriousness r i p
Sigma grindset
games before dames
In another world you get married and have 5 beautiful children and grow old together, on your deathbed you think of how much sadder you could have been if you had continued playing crazy taxi
"Take it EZ babe" better be in this joint right here
edit: it's the second story, hell yeah dude
I was so damn giddy when I heard the opening to the second story. Literally my favorite story.
you can just reply instead of editing your comment
@@proudtitanicdenier4300 or I can just edit my comment instead of replying??? Like who gives a shit?
@@Dexide10 take it EZ babe
@@user-xf4gn5zw1n I want to work on the Simpsons one day
That guy who giving out Pokémon emulators is a true anarchistic
Not like those fake anarchists @Peter Kropotkin
@Kara Paupus That's fucking genius
Or all the flashdrives have a Trojan on them and he was hoping people would use them on university computers so he could gain access to secret stuff
@@chillinsquirtle Access to the university's hottest meme stash
A true anarchistic what? I must know
I would never complain about a lack of a tip to a customer.
Then again, I understand what a tip is supposed to represent.
He probably poisoned them with eye drops.
i dissociate so hard in my own life, but i could probably tell you all of these stories from memory bc i keep OneyPlays on like 24/7 while i'm at home
Yeah dude wether it be cleaning the house, cooking food, doing dishes or playing videogames. I usually always have oneyplays comps in the background and my humor has completely changed thanks to them
I love when papa tomar bounces me on his big hairy leg and tells me about his conquests
Be careful, if you learn too much he'll have to put you down.
Biggidous The Third why do you think you’re an only child hrrmmm??
But also darling baby you shouldn’t ask too many questions of war veteran granpapi Tomar
This video is basically Best Of "Hey Chris, remember the time?"
Epic family guy moment
Remember da time?
@@seamusclarke2366 "remember the time I had to sing the cucaracha with Paul McCartney"
GIGGITY GIGGITY I’M GONNA RAAAaa- HEY PETER REMEMBER THE TIME
The whole Pizza Story makes so much sense now, it was the Noid. he Ruined the Pizza not the Pizza Delivery guy!
Whenever Chris' accent starts to grow stronger, the stories get better.
I broke through on dmt at 3:18:25 and hearing ding dong's commentary over Rug Rats Mini Golf turn into an alien language as I went into space was the most surreal and autistic thing in my short, odd life.
What's DMT like?
Oh that's normal even when you're not on dmt, that's just dingdongs natural language you're hearing
this is my favorite comment
@@roachdoggjr.4993 it’s his translator malfunctioning
this becomes so much funnier after you have broken through on dmt
I really like this thumbnail of Zach, it feels cozy.
"Sit down, kids, I'm going to tell you about the time I was a let's player"
Now I want video of zach readyn a story book and he starts with "gathe around my chikdren, I got quite the tale to tell!"
You know Zach would make it some creepy shit like last time he made something involving... fatherhood
It reminds me of the fact that he dressed up as a dad from the 60s this halloween
As a native Iowan I have to thank Chris for smashing that random Iowan girl in the face with that basketball lmao
i'm a native too i rarely hear youtube stories here but it interests me when i do hear about them
10:46 wait a minute. this is just like the black face demon from Smiling Friends
We finally get a 3 hour compilation of Tomar's war crime stories of running away from the Russian federation the last 15 years.
The war in chechniya really brought out the worst in him
Too bad he pitted most of them on to the United States
@@nickname8619 The first or second?
Both
He may think that he has escaped, but divine judgement comes to us all.
2:47:44 God I love when Chris reconnects with his Irish roots and gives everyone in his stories Irish simpleton accents
that part about shad not instigating shit is funnier after he got arrested for assault
wait really?
@@lerlmibea4792 yeah dude, "assault with a deadly weapon" im pretty sure
@@sticklyboi yoooo wtf
@@sticklyboi I mean sooner or later a guy like him would end up in jail but I thought it be for something else😐.
@@enoch6599 im not 100% sure but i think he got written up a while back for the shit he drew of that child actress
so ur probably not wrong
I still cannot believe that the Halloween story actually turned into an episode of Smiling Friends.
The hardest I've laughed in a while is at 1:10:21 with Chris trying to scream but consistently being interrupted with hiccups. He sounds so weird and desperate for the joke, only to be stopped each time.
Hahs
That's one of my least favorite moments on the channel, it just annoys me. It's right down there with the tiny clone Hitler debate. Glad Julian put a stop to Chris' repeated attempts.
@@garrettlee9511 “…right down there with the tiny clone Hitler debate.”
Real quote.
@@garrettlee9511 man is named Garrett
@@garrettlee9511 alot of those "trying to get someone to believe a fake story" stuff is usually kinda irritating
It's unfortunate the Giuseppe's story won't be in here
Instant classic
The Adventures of Giuseppe
Is this one of those moments where the comments say something funny but untrue, or am I genuinely forgetting about the giuseppe tale
@@ohheyitsguy it was in the last episode of The Adventures of Chris(TM)
Giuseppe killed my father but other than that great guy
STUDENT TEACHER HERE!
IK this is 2 years old but I kind of want to shed some light on teaching cause I really liked and agreed with all the stuff they said.
The issue with teachers being shit can honestly be summed down to either:
1. They are being forced to teach a subject they have minimal knowledge in or hate
2. School curriculums change a lot so at some point teachers are like "Fuck it why bother putting effort into classes when the lessons will be useless in a year"
3. The teaching industry can be stressful at times especially if you try to help every student as much as possible because if you have ~25 kids per class and teach 4 classes. That's 100 unique students with different learning needs that you need to cater for without excluding other kids and sometimes it's easier to just go "Nah this is too hard"
4. Generational Gaps are also a huge problem, people in Chris' generation probably had a lot of shit teachers purely cause teaching was viewed as a "Last resort" option or for people who lacked power when younger. Nowadays it feels like there is more encouraging teachers who actually want to be there (or maybe I'm just super lucky lol). Also as you get older teachers just become sick of the cycle of teaching and sadly stop caring.
Don't take this as me defending shitty teachers, I'm just trying to explain why some teachers are just awful.
tl;dr: Being a teacher is easy but being a GOOD teacher is very hard
I don't even really think it's that so much as school board administrators who don't know anything about education actively sabotaging teachers with their awful policies designed to systematically demoralise students and strip faculty of any power to actually help them.
genuinely the best oneyplays compilation to date, certified hood classic
The constant chaos of Ding Dong's high school experience sounds like my college experience. Nearly every night the fire alarm was pulled in the forms and everyone had to stand outside in the middle of the night. The faculty didn't always know what they were doing, to the point where it was clear a lot of them were just trying to stay one lesson ahead of the students, and often failing. One person in my class of about 20 people was held up at gunpoint in the parking lot there. There wasn't one week that passed where something didn't go very wrong.
There was a particularly clueless teacher with no credentials whatsoever that tried to force us to have our work specifically be ships from Star Trek that he could put in Star Trek fangame, even after we told him repeatedly we were strongly advised to not copyrighted material into our final demo reel, and to work on stuff that would show our own creativity. It was our final year and we all wanted jobs in computer animation, and he had a fit about no one showing up to his class after this, to the point of not showing up himself and getting fired.
Hope you did well after that hell. Bless your soul.
That sounds super illegal
There is a certain wannabe teacher (last I heard, he's made substitute a couple times, but never got a permanent position) who is more (in)famous online for being the author of a million plus-word long my little pony/ fallout crossover fanfiction filled with violence and rape.
At least one of the positions he was fired from was for directly telling his class about what he'd written.
And you paid to go there? Was there a particular draw or pull factor?
@@passingrando6457 Fallout: Equestria dude was a teacher or are you talking about another fanfic
28:41 "he was scary. He had a ponytail"
Chris met Majima confirmed
He met the Mad Dog of Channel Awesome
Counterpart of course to the The Dragon of Kickassia
@@HC-qc5rp this is the best thread i seen in a while, dawg.
ONEY CHAN!!!
People do you think Goro is gonna be in 8 or Gaiden?
1:09:10 "i dont understand how ketchup could just explode out of a cupboard in the middle of the night" ketchup ferments and explodes if not refrigerated after opening :) love you and your stories of ur dad sm chris
34:33 that Crazy Taxi story should be its own short horror movie lmao
My no.1 favorite Cory trope is him asking to play, or someone saying he should play at the worst possible time and him asking "what's this button do?"
it's because he can't even draw clothed women
I like when he handed the controller to Jeff in Sonic Adventure, and he just went “okay so B is jump”
Listening to this while I fall asleep is the best feeling ever.
Ur pic just adds to the comment
Friendship simulator.
I gotta try that, I usually fall asleep listening to wendigoon or Markiplier but perhaps this could be good as well
That shad story hit different now
oneyplays is a great channel to jus put on a speaker then listen while doing chores n stuff its like a podcast
I am here just to remind you that Chris, Cory and Dave predicted both Steve (Cory even predicted the Enderman skin) and Sepiroth in smash.
They did it to spite us
They also predicted Biden's presidency
What video
ye, what video
An episode of resident evil 3 not sure which one
The cigarette goblin is like Oneyplays' version of Ming from Supermega.
BRO I LITERALLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING
I thought the same thing
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@@ruthlesski9816 i don't even remember what i commented
@@helicopter9806 I don't remember commenting on this my phones been doing wierd things lately so I'm not sure what you commented either
I like there are 2 instances of oneyplays members talking about unintentionally racist Halloween costumes
Technically 3 if you count Jeff’s Smurf costume
I fell asleep during the oneyplays Demon Souls playthrough highlights after a very very tiring day. I wake up to "I HAVE CANCER, I HAVE TWO YEARS TO LIVE, FUCK YOU!" and then suddenly chill youth stories. I'm like, well, time to restart this video and doze off again 💕🙏 I love the way our boys tell stories~
Long days lately, very very tired and a lot of pain, but you guys bring me a lot of comfort and laughter. Thanks for being my lullaby (as unorthodox as you may be)
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I love that Chris tries to paint the woman as being the weird one when he himself just fails to throw out all the boxes and envolopes and lives like a friggin hoarder
It's his property and his house though.
Who the fuck has authority to come to you and give you shit for your own stuff? God damn.
The fact so many people liked this irks the fuck out of me.
All she was supposed to do was deliver his food and she acted like she was the property manager, his wife, or his mom.
I wouldnt have given her a tip at all after that. What a fucking controlling freak.
I mean it's definitely rude to make comments like that, and I get the frustration. Though the only reason I was giving her a pass is specifically because of the boxes being everywhere comment. It sounded like she had to fight her way to the door maybe and had to rearrange some to get there. If his mail box is bursting and he doesn't bother to check his own doorstep for envelopes, it's not far fetched to assume his door was literally blocked. If I was her I probably wouldn't bring it up even then, but it makes sense why she did anyways
@@BlindProsopagnosic I'd give her slight sympathy if she was blocked but he orders delivery apparently often and I dont think he leaves his house exiting out the windows or jumping from his roof so I'd assume it's more than easy to get through. Especially having people over and no one else going off like that or bringing it up.
I'm sure it's a mess but it sounds like she just stuck her nose into shit and tried to nag him and force authority when she had no place and her only concern was to knock and hand over the food.
A possible scenario was given here and it doesnt stack up.
going to draw R34 of that woman in your profile picture
@@vivianjames357 okay but whenever Chris tells a story about a weird person I instinctively imagine he’s the one at fault in the situation
I’m from West Virginia and can confirm that multiple orbs have entered my body.
same here can confirm mothman injected the into my veins
Can confirm too. I can feel them every mornin. Time stamp tho?
Mm, delectable West Virginian orbs...
is there a difference between West Virginian orbs and West Virginian spheres?
asking in case i need to return something
@@The_real_Gorgo orbs have more of an evil aura than spheres, so with an orb you're more likely to get a daemon attached to yew.
The old Shad Story is odd now but i do still like watching these.
Chris’ Dad: *treats Chris like shit*
Chris: “My dad is so nice.”
The fact that there is a reality not too far from this one where Lyle has been incarcerated for life for semi-consciously flattening a guy wearing a Fred T-shirt is the funniest shit to me.
How many of the other usses do you think would get together to pay the bail?
Alternate realities don't exist.
@@liamjm9278 prove it
@@tadpolegaming4510 The burden of proof is on those who claim they exist.
@@liamjm9278 alternate realities live in your head rent free 😂
@3:04:52 In high school I used to steal Batman the Animated Series stories and replace Batman with a detective named Lance Uppercut, and all the villains with generalized mafia guys. My teacher was super impressed and wanted to help me to get them published, so I got really scared and stopped doing it.
Evil
Lmaaaoooo
Smart
Pretty sure thats a plotline in diary of a wimpy kid
@@berbtheherb Oh yeah, there he copies the text verbatim and just makes new illustrations to fool people into thinking it's a new story lol
1:22:17 - 1:23:00 Adam during the entire interaction about mothman: "You're trying to trick me man, put smoke into my freakin head and shit man. Get out of my head!"
I don't even know what to think anymore, man
Chris’ hiccup scream had me in tears
That first story reminds me of the time I went to a Dick's sporting goods to look at a safe and the guy tried to sell me one that the store had lost the combination to. It was on sale and the floor model was the last one they had so I was going to get ~$150 off, and then I asked if I could check out the inside first and he responded, and I quote; "That's the one problem, it doesn't open."
Erm, good story. Made me lol.
I'd say the manufacturer keeps a record of the safes they've made with combinations on file. But who knows
@@uberwarlocker The guy who tried to sell it to me said some kids were messing with it and closed it so I think they changed the combo and locked it lmao.
@@Logan-cw9yr hahaha believable I've done shit like that
who the hell is gonna buy a safe you cant open
The hamster at around 1:55:00 is from a book series called Humphrey about a hamster that goes to school
You’re a psycho for knowing who that is
@@chistosquisto9079 ok
Omg I read those books in Elementary school
@@A_Sawfish me too
12:00 now I finally understand the blackface gag in Smiling Friends
No it was about the kids eating the monkey
I make it through this video over the course of a month and then repeat the next month
you put rat poison on the pizza to make everyone sick. Hitman taught me that.
im guessing he put eye drops on the pizza. it's clear and known to cause diarrhea, easy to carry in the car. not sure how tastes, but the smell is mild.
@@kenwynnelson6340 i mean it could just be an awkward foreign man and a shitty pizza place
Maybe he just dug in the back of the refrigerator and found some hella expired mozzarella.
@@WASDLeftClick Usually the delivery person isn't the one who made the pizza. Especially if you're ordering grubhub.
the lack of resolution to that insane pizza guy story irks the hell out of me, a place could get in fucking huge trouble for that
I would probably spray paint on the side of a building, "(Insert Pizza Place Name Here) Poisoned Me."
@@shorewall so you'd stoop to vandalism?
The thing is, I’m certain these guys are as close to the always sunny gang as real life could get.
DingDong's savagery is so good