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  • @jacobharrison8064
    @jacobharrison8064 2 года назад +8797

    every citizen in ireland is just chris having a conversation with himself by running to the other side of the table and putting on a wig and funny voice

    • @bigyellowbanana8135
      @bigyellowbanana8135 2 года назад +236

      Can confirm that’s Ireland in a nutshell plus it rains 24/7

    • @salinesolniv
      @salinesolniv 2 года назад +42

      THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMENT

    • @kevinodom8708
      @kevinodom8708 2 года назад +25

      I believe you

    • @georgemacgill8980
      @georgemacgill8980 2 года назад +197

      I just checked by looking at a picture of my Irish grandmother. Only to my horror see the grinning face of Chris in a wig

    • @Makocat
      @Makocat 2 года назад +6

      Yes

  • @shanemiller1182
    @shanemiller1182 2 года назад +2110

    "aw sabreena aw you awright?" "Aw me fawking phones broken"

    • @octavia8836
      @octavia8836 2 года назад +151

      I can visualize it based on this alone ahaahahaha

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 2 года назад +133

      That’s still the most Irish I’ve ever heard Chris sound

    • @DajuOnYoutube
      @DajuOnYoutube 2 года назад +22

      I mean at one point in life it stopped being harmless fun to splash someone or make them fall into water specifically because it's very likely that they have electronics on them that are vulnerable to it.
      Luckily phones are mostly safe enough these days but yeah I think I'll always pause and consider if you'll break something expensive.
      But... Speaking of... That is a clue that Chris probably weren't really all that young when this took place.
      Because based on how he and I are pretty much the same age I can go on how old i were and it feels like cellphones weren't common outside of businessmen and such until like my mid teens or something.
      While that story sounds like something you'd expect from younger kids that don't really know any better, especially if it's taking place when there's a big risk of breaking phones.

    • @shanemiller1182
      @shanemiller1182 2 года назад +107

      @@DajuOnRUclips he literally said he was 16 lol

    • @xxzxozkxlxton1344
      @xxzxozkxlxton1344 2 года назад

      Timestamp?

  • @danielnuttall6964
    @danielnuttall6964 Месяц назад +41

    “It’s like Skyrim but with Pokémon” this man predicted Palworld

    • @Boneheaded0
      @Boneheaded0 Месяц назад +3

      Erm,,, achtullhy palworld is Valheim ripoff

  • @kurbstomp3729
    @kurbstomp3729 2 года назад +1926

    No one ever talks about how remarkable it is that Chris can even play games for us when all his fingers were bitten off by the packs of wolves in Ireland

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 года назад +60

      Not to mention the cancer or the rot

    • @nielsisback
      @nielsisback 2 года назад +35

      And that his face was rotten off

    • @carkindozin
      @carkindozin 2 года назад +27

      And the biting spiders

    • @aspiringadonis1253
      @aspiringadonis1253 2 года назад +33

      and his broken neck from his attempt to become an astronaut

    • @calebshockency2083
      @calebshockency2083 2 года назад +10

      I can't believe they left out that part in The Wolfwalkers

  • @hotdiggedydemon
    @hotdiggedydemon 2 года назад +6967

    Hi tee tie tee tie tee tie, I'm from oirlund

  • @Amiggydala
    @Amiggydala 2 года назад +2638

    All this over Niall pissing his pants on a fishing trip with his disappointed father.

    • @cosplayingchao
      @cosplayingchao 2 года назад +91

      Thanks Jeff

    • @mutantwalnut3390
      @mutantwalnut3390 2 года назад +182

      What does pissing your pants have to do with catching an octopus?

    • @javsandarts
      @javsandarts 2 года назад +57

      they were after the famous Salmon of knowedge

    • @Jgallstar1
      @Jgallstar1 2 года назад +74

      I've been relistening to the podcast and I just hit that part the other day and I forgot how absolutely hysterical that moment was

    • @ksjsnshsunsbsnsnsnsjsjaj
      @ksjsnshsunsbsnsnsnsjsjaj 2 года назад +45

      While some dude fingers another kid in a schoolbus

  • @SnackboxOToole
    @SnackboxOToole 2 года назад +662

    Chris' dad doing a Donald Duck impression on request for his adult son without question is just the most wholesome content.

  • @birchtree6975
    @birchtree6975 2 года назад +706

    Horrifyingly I know the context for the "mario lives in a pink house" story. I live in Dublin and awhile ago in town I was driving home and saw some old looking pink restaurant called Mario's. Kid probably saw that place and decided thats his house

    • @g.k.4710
      @g.k.4710 Год назад +121

      This is actually hysterical

    • @shitlordflytrap1078
      @shitlordflytrap1078 Год назад +44

      That's incredible

    • @toe_grips
      @toe_grips 8 месяцев назад +7

      Chris is from Wexford

    • @Xylophytae
      @Xylophytae 8 месяцев назад +60

      ​@@toe_gripsand as we all know people never leave their homes for any reason

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 7 месяцев назад

      @@toe_gripsfuck got him, he’s a liar now

  • @fallenmango8420
    @fallenmango8420 2 года назад +3325

    I love how when he talks about Ireland his accent gets stronger.

    • @hen1018
      @hen1018 2 года назад +336

      It’s probably the king of Ireland hearing his continents name being spoken and trying to return Chris

    • @bearsaroundhere
      @bearsaroundhere 2 года назад +216

      everyone I've ever met with an accent does that where their accent gets stronger when talking about their upbringing, home, or to someone else with that accent

    • @ao1fe
      @ao1fe 2 года назад +90

      im irish and he sounds completely american to me, even in his old videos lmao

    • @jazaniac
      @jazaniac 2 года назад +115

      @@ao1fe there’s some light intonations in there that are more irish. “he’s takin mem’ry sticks of pokémon foire red oot”

    • @MEGALAWLABLE
      @MEGALAWLABLE 2 года назад +13

      @@ao1fe why does he have an American accent tho?

  • @Top_Nepper
    @Top_Nepper 2 года назад +3874

    I legitimately believed Chris's story about the Irish children casually murdering an old lady with boiling BBs up until Chris started laughing. Well played.

    • @tadhgmcinerney8654
      @tadhgmcinerney8654 2 года назад +333

      To be honest, I'd believe it happening in Ireland. We have a serious problem with juvenile delinquency in this country. Kids get away with the most insane shit and get only a slap on the wrist due to the way laws work here.

    • @symbiote1982pk
      @symbiote1982pk 2 года назад +56

      But boiling a BB wouldn't do shit, it would cool while in motion and wouldn't be in contact long enough to do anything.

    • @thesensur6214
      @thesensur6214 2 года назад +181

      @@symbiote1982pk Exactly, it’s the kind of thing only kid-brains would think would think of.
      Or Chris-brains.

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 2 года назад +22

      @@spencerm5612 which would be fine, until you realize you need molten-lava levels of heat to melt down steel ball bearings.
      bb's are made of steel, my dude.

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 2 года назад +80

      @@TemmiePlays if they were using Irish Fire though, it’s just about strong enough to do it

  • @partymantis3421
    @partymantis3421 2 года назад +733

    Irish history: The reason Irelend and England have beef is because Chris'es acestor Owan Roe O'Niel
    kept asking the queen quote "go on then, show us your minge" .
    Starting the war of the boiling milk, that still rages to this day

    • @bilbebop3693
      @bilbebop3693 2 года назад +35

      Till the day he died he never fought to see that minge

    • @themilkman6969
      @themilkman6969 2 года назад +26

      go on, then

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen Год назад +1

      Irelend

    • @twedo_
      @twedo_ 6 месяцев назад

      Blaa

    • @malekartorian3054
      @malekartorian3054 2 месяца назад +3

      Im pretty sure the war of boiling milk was the inspiration for game of thrones.

  • @qasrd11sa
    @qasrd11sa 2 года назад +2343

    Here's a complete stories timestamp list
    0:04 -Gaelic Slang
    0:16 -Pokemon/Skyrim dumbass
    1:47 -Mario's Pink house
    2:16 -Dropping water on people
    4:17 -Playing "kick the bottle"
    5:28 -School Principals
    6:30 -Frog Chin Andy
    7:00 -Stealing Panties
    7:13 -Teacher shenanigans
    9:26 -Peeing in a sink
    9:41 -Sad Wexford duck story
    10:28 -Fingering a cat
    11:23 -Irish friends
    12:54 -Sean's massive penis
    15:32 -Electrocuting Teachers
    17:14 -"YOU THREW A NAIL IN MY EYE !"
    19:40 -"I like shootin' crows"
    20:35 -Stealing the Mario movie
    21:11 -Forging a fake ID
    23:04 -The magical land of Finglas,Dublin
    24:20 -Chicken in my tummy
    24:50 -Irish Accents
    25:38 -Patty's Ostrich farm/Fox cruelty
    26:04 -Bartok fan-girls
    26:55 -"The London Mishap"
    32:22 -Chat Magazine
    35:14 -Batter eating boy
    36:15 -Chris O'Neil and the pet eel
    37:58 -College Pokemon dealer
    39:35 -Shooting a old ladies eyes out with BB's
    40:59 -Cutting Geese's heads off
    41:50 -Giuseppe The Great Deciever
    46:14 -Irish final exams
    49:22 -Burning a teachers house down
    50:10 -Hurling camp
    52:50 -Little Chris and Rayman
    54:20 -Babies first beer
    55:13 -Sonic Underground fanboy
    56:25 -Beetlejuice theme song
    57:00 -Santa lives in Lapland
    59:50 -Thomas the tank engine
    1:00:45 -Terrified of bugs
    1:01:50 -The lamest situation
    1:02:40 -Cloud Strife Keychain
    1:03:40 -THE INTERNET
    1:04:07 -Chris's mom is redpilled
    1:04:51 -Chris's mom doesn't understand the value of a Genesis
    1:05:47 -"Little pups"
    1:06:06 -Chris's mom doesn't understand the value of a Genesis pt.2
    1:07:33 -Chris loses the one ring
    1:08:41 -Porn Spree
    1:09:36 -"Daddy wouldn't buy me a super-split"
    1:10:26 -Jack Black in Wexford
    1:11:31 -Chris's dad plays LFD2
    1:11:36 -Grabbing Owls
    1:12:10 -Chris's dad nonsense
    1:13:05 -Chris's dad murdered by the Yakuza
    1:13:40 -Princess Diana
    1:14:05 -Chris's Dad v Midget
    1:14:44 -Give a Mouse a cookie
    1:15:50 -Killing a Robin
    1:16:16 -Buried Treasure
    1:16:57 -Fooling the Church
    1:17:17 -Funny Pranks
    1:18:38 -Bart Simpson
    1:19:30 -Chris's dad's cement spine/Traumatising children & Midgets
    1:20:52 -Visiting the Simpsons
    1:22:37 -Funny little Bandicoot
    1:23:17 -The O'Neil Dynasty
    1:23:34 -Donald Duck impression
    1:24:00 -Harry Potter/Nice comments
    1:24:38 -Saving Babies/Tarzan Yawning
    1:25:14 -Doormat
    1:25:23 -Final Fantasy 7
    1:26:26 -Mommy and Daddy/Flying in Wexford/Spooky Irish Ghosts
    Yes, I have no life

    • @execration_texts
      @execration_texts 2 года назад +99

      No, you're doing gods work.

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 2 года назад +42

      Needs to be top comment

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 2 года назад +11

      Thank you for your lack of life.

    • @skyup1213
      @skyup1213 2 года назад +12

      Your awesome man we love you for this

    • @dylanpareti7457
      @dylanpareti7457 2 года назад +9

      We all appreciate you🙌

  • @Cbstray
    @Cbstray 2 года назад +2400

    The man wanted to make Skyrim with Pokemon and now Nintendo is making Pokemon: Arceus. He wasn't stupid, he was ahead of his time.

    • @alfredandersson875
      @alfredandersson875 2 года назад +40

      How is pokemon arceus related to skyrim?

    • @j4mb0mb47
      @j4mb0mb47 2 года назад +264

      @@alfredandersson875 It's open world so near enough

    • @bergermeistermeisterburger
      @bergermeistermeisterburger 2 года назад +102

      If that game is any good I’ll eat my Irish hat

    • @KL_VA
      @KL_VA 2 года назад +9

      Dude I was thinking the same thing

    • @animeisgay3507
      @animeisgay3507 2 года назад +166

      They finally got his letters.

  • @CaaaramelApples
    @CaaaramelApples 2 года назад +774

    The story of them dumping a basin of water on a guy and then dumping more on him later will never get old

  • @chimerschang
    @chimerschang 2 года назад +375

    I sincerely hope Chris actually sounded exactly like his impression of his kid self when he was little.

    • @CommunismNeverWorked
      @CommunismNeverWorked 2 года назад +39

      There was a video on OneyNG of him as a child speaking about the Easter Bunny

    • @themangoman9315
      @themangoman9315 2 года назад +6

      @@CommunismNeverWorked link

    • @screwyoumoon
      @screwyoumoon 2 года назад +12

      @@themangoman9315look for it

  • @spethmanjones2997
    @spethmanjones2997 2 года назад +210

    Ireland sounds like a magical land full of strange and fantastical creatures who are all constantly intoxicated and have adventures that only sometimes make sense

    • @pudding1255
      @pudding1255 Год назад +13

      i'm irish and it's either that or the worst people you've ever met lol

  • @benpurdy2689
    @benpurdy2689 2 года назад +1553

    Glad to be from Wexford as well. Everyday I visit the Chocolate Jelly River and throw a big dirty stone in there in Chris' honour

    • @liamwright3782
      @liamwright3782 2 года назад +123

      I'm also from wexford and when I found the chocolate jelly river video I was ecstatic

    • @scarletbard6511
      @scarletbard6511 2 года назад +98

      May he rest in peace.
      Screw NASA.

    • @quagernag
      @quagernag 2 года назад +46

      Throw one pebble for us too.
      Rest in Peaces our little astronautgh

    • @georgeullrich9086
      @georgeullrich9086 2 года назад +55

      Thro that rock in dur, maeka durty shplatt

    • @DunaFornVideo
      @DunaFornVideo 2 года назад +19

      Did you know Giuseppe?

  • @Triffgits
    @Triffgits 2 года назад +2608

    I can't wait to hear all about Chris's wholesome tales of the old world.

    • @orangejoe2147
      @orangejoe2147 2 года назад +64

      I’m looking forward to his rendition of ‘The Troubles’

    • @exetone
      @exetone 2 года назад +32

      @@orangejoe2147 accidentally explains the story of halo 2

    • @MikeyLikey95
      @MikeyLikey95 2 года назад +32

      I can't wait to hear about the sweet release of unloading a shotgun on crows.

    • @CaptLuser
      @CaptLuser 2 года назад +3

      your icon is cute baby

    • @sethcowles8006
      @sethcowles8006 2 года назад +1

      ITS YEEEEE OOOOLD WUUUUUORLD

  • @ToddM_arts
    @ToddM_arts 2 года назад +167

    I love the way Chris tells stories. It's like "In Ireland, there was this broken lady, and she would throw boiling water down out chimney"

  • @mikekazz5353
    @mikekazz5353 2 года назад +160

    I love the fact that Chris had an Irish Mr Bean for a principal.

  • @supahcomix
    @supahcomix 2 года назад +1246

    Oh Ireland, the birthplace of many funnies

    • @commonwriternext
      @commonwriternext 2 года назад +45

      Classics like how Niall pissed his pants when fishing with his dad

    • @Nutochi
      @Nutochi 2 года назад +35

      Ive read "furries" and got confused

    • @jessie801000
      @jessie801000 2 года назад +12

      I love my people.

    • @moppupaws
      @moppupaws 2 года назад +14

      i read funnies as furries somehow

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 2 года назад +9

      Oh those Irish!

  • @thesprucemoose7905
    @thesprucemoose7905 2 года назад +590

    I used to work with this Irish guy on the festival scene. He was the shittest worker I have ever met in my life and could barely string a sentence together half the time but he was definitely one of the most humorous little freaks I have ever met. Told some of the best stories I've ever heard, plus he used to give out free coke which was nice of him.

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 2 года назад +57

      Like coca cola or cocain

    • @onesillyguy
      @onesillyguy 2 года назад +148

      @@scrithen2836 it’s the festival scene, of course he means coca-cola.

    • @caseyschonback909
      @caseyschonback909 2 года назад +17

      @@onesillyguy i uh.... dont think he means coca cola

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 года назад +71

      @@caseyschonback909 what other refreshing beverage could he mean

    • @duckjab1117
      @duckjab1117 2 года назад +11

      @@caseyschonback909 hey look! over your head!

  • @dampowl
    @dampowl 2 года назад +204

    I'm with Chris, as a kid I found these magazines called "Take a Break", and every single story either amounted to "my boyfriend snapped and murdered my whole family" or "I just had a kid, oh he's got a condition, oh I can't cope, oh wait yes I can, oh wait he's dead". Just bleak, overly shocking, trashy shit that you'd think the victims would want to be settled privately. I guess it's the old lady equivalent of Kiwi Farms or something.

    • @sketch-eee4165
      @sketch-eee4165 2 года назад +1

      Do you still have one of the magazines?

    • @dampowl
      @dampowl 2 года назад +4

      @@sketch-eee4165 I don't believe so. :(

    • @sketch-eee4165
      @sketch-eee4165 2 года назад +2

      @@dampowl F. But at least that's a sort of confirmation that it does exist. Inb4 lost media.

    • @renh4844
      @renh4844 2 года назад +22

      old lady kiwi farms 💀💀💀 thats such a funny comparison but so true

    • @moonbug7252
      @moonbug7252 Год назад +1

      I used to read that exact magazine in lines at corner shops as a kid,

  • @JVeezy109
    @JVeezy109 2 года назад +75

    I love the way Chris talks about Ireland, I always imagine it as essentially the Shire from LOTR, but dirtier and everyone is Pippin.

  • @zachfaulkner3160
    @zachfaulkner3160 2 года назад +616

    New drinking game.
    Whenever Chris starts a story with.
    "One time in Ireland."
    Take a drink.

  • @eddy6969100
    @eddy6969100 2 года назад +70

    Chris's dad saying '' I love you my son '' in a donald duck impression was genuinely wholesome

    • @ChronicGoonerr
      @ChronicGoonerr 2 года назад +5

      oh my god are you the real darknud lol

    • @eddy6969100
      @eddy6969100 2 года назад +1

      @@ChronicGoonerr yeah dude lol

  • @maxalvarez5223
    @maxalvarez5223 2 года назад +238

    Damn Chris calling his dad to do the Donald Duck impression was the most wholesome shit I’ve ever seen

    • @maxalvarez5223
      @maxalvarez5223 Год назад +8

      A year later, still the most wholesome shit I’ve ever seen

    • @gunk4876
      @gunk4876 Год назад +1

      ​@@maxalvarez5223agreed

  • @thatdudekinda6825
    @thatdudekinda6825 2 года назад +51

    I love how chris was right about the "Santa being from Lapland" thing, yet they still made fun from him.

  • @jonathansmithwick5703
    @jonathansmithwick5703 2 года назад +231

    Niall's "yeh" makes me happy.
    *not to be confused with Adam's "oh yeah"

  • @v.n.ofishmaster6168
    @v.n.ofishmaster6168 2 года назад +159

    Me realizing Chris used to traumatize drunk people with water balloons the size of hydrogen bombs made me laugh so hard

  • @Sunshine-san
    @Sunshine-san 2 года назад +90

    The duck story is tragic but there's something about the way Chris' friend screamed *"CHRIIIIS!"* that makes it so funny

  • @rareblues78daddy
    @rareblues78daddy 2 года назад +41

    Fuck it. I'm downloading this video and turning it into an MP3 file so I can listen to it like a comedy album. This is golden.

  • @DuskmareCD
    @DuskmareCD 2 года назад +208

    Brooo, Nintendo totally snatched that "Skyrim but Pokemon" idea from the ol' tounge chewey

    • @ghostface5559
      @ghostface5559 2 года назад +1

      when

    • @sexygolfball69
      @sexygolfball69 2 года назад +1

      @@ghostface5559 Zilda

    • @Beefaroni_Bert
      @Beefaroni_Bert 2 года назад +6

      its not first person its 3rd loihke breth uhv da hwoyld

    • @newusernamehere4772
      @newusernamehere4772 2 года назад +2

      @@Beefaroni_Bert Not to flash my epic gamer card but Skyrim can also be played in 3rd person

  • @DoomFoxofDeath
    @DoomFoxofDeath 2 года назад +376

    googled "Wexford conman", found the "italian guy" Chris talks about. Holy shit the dude was grifting the govt for like 15 years!

    • @morgantodd3748
      @morgantodd3748 2 года назад +2

      Link?

    • @jack_corvinus
      @jack_corvinus 2 года назад +34

      The only one I can find is Adrian Vaduva, but none of the articles mention him borrowing money from the poor innocent Wexford townsfolk. He matches the description of "bald loser" though.

    • @Mentally_Will
      @Mentally_Will Год назад +1

      I still wish to know more about this man.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад

      @@jack_corvinus also "Vaduva" is French, not Italian.

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@DistractedGlobeGuymy name is Norwegian and I’m American.

  • @natedude95
    @natedude95 2 года назад +93

    The story about dropping water on the guy two times in a row was always the funniest to me, maybe because of the way he told it but the idea of him not moving after the first soaking is great

  • @MrDonut-mb6ms
    @MrDonut-mb6ms 2 года назад +43

    The story about Chris’s dad throwing bread to attract owls and sticking his fingers in their ears and making his children look is psychotic

  • @someman66
    @someman66 2 года назад +637

    Can we get a "best of repeating stories" where chris tells a story he's told before

    • @jackmazeika5594
      @jackmazeika5594 2 года назад +108

      How about “best of Zach interrupting Chris’s stories with something 15x funnier.

    • @bigwillicus4035
      @bigwillicus4035 2 года назад +49

      @@jackmazeika5594 zach interrupting other people with loud screaming will never not be funny.

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 2 года назад +23

      The story of Chris fingering his girlfriend while he played Bully was repeated like 3 times and then they played Bully lmao

    • @janethube4553
      @janethube4553 2 года назад +7

      Just repeating stories in general like Lyle's rat stories.

  • @bubblegummel
    @bubblegummel 2 года назад +323

    It's so wierd hearing the word "bin liner" in an American accent. I bet Chris' mum finds it weird to talk to him on the phone now

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 2 года назад +23

      ... That's odd, I just realised I say "bin" but then "garbage bag." It comes with being born in the states but not having American parents, I guess. I don't think it's that weird.

    • @nobody2021
      @nobody2021 2 года назад +10

      He probably slips back into his accent when he talks to his mom

    • @Pansexual-Imp
      @Pansexual-Imp 2 года назад +13

      Hearing him say any British/Irish slang correctly and sincerely but in an American accent will never not be weird to me, a British person

    • @davidn4956
      @davidn4956 2 года назад +6

      @@Pansexual-Imp So like a Canadian?

  • @DoobusGoobus
    @DoobusGoobus 2 года назад +389

    1:08 I quote this one all the time

    • @knownmints
      @knownmints Год назад +2

      Same here lmfaoo

    • @chrisnicolet8910
      @chrisnicolet8910 10 месяцев назад +5

      Ayo animate it

    • @dr.shivago2404
      @dr.shivago2404 9 месяцев назад

      It is indeed the funny (non)Broccoli man of the animations

    • @Roachdogg_IIV
      @Roachdogg_IIV 8 месяцев назад +6

      Waiting for the Doobus Oneyplays animated

    • @ramby3405
      @ramby3405 4 месяца назад

      I didn’t even realize this was you doobus until I read the comment saying nobody is realizing it’s you lmfao hi buddy hope you’re doing well

  • @fergal009
    @fergal009 2 года назад +318

    It's not an Irish story unless the speaker fails to distinguish person A from person B, leaving you utterly confused as to who is supposed to be speaking at certain parts of the story. Source, my father, aka the aul lad

    • @memeskeyoch3375
      @memeskeyoch3375 2 года назад +10

      so, the rogue fingerer

    • @j377yb33n
      @j377yb33n 2 года назад +7

      ah sure y'know yourself

    • @theshadowsquadhd215
      @theshadowsquadhd215 2 года назад +18

      Or ‘you know that fella you met at that funeral when you were 3?’ Or just reference people you just don’t know.

    • @fergal009
      @fergal009 2 года назад +6

      @@theshadowsquadhd215 do you know your man who was the postman around 20 years ago? I was 10 at the time.

    • @wuffalo
      @wuffalo 2 года назад +7

      so I says to yer one, is that so? sure she says yeah and then yer man's comes along and says NO, it not be so

  • @toadspag
    @toadspag 2 года назад +212

    i love how a good quarter of these were father o'neill stories

  • @NaturesTemper
    @NaturesTemper 2 года назад +886

    I had no idea Chris's dad was British until this video

    • @spoonks1379
      @spoonks1379 2 года назад +75

      Chris is white what do you mean

    • @tweeeeeex
      @tweeeeeex 2 года назад +216

      yah mon. I think he mentioned before that's why he doesn't have a particularly strong Irish accent, apparently his da's British accent is pretty light/non-specific which in turn had an effect on Chris's own way of speaking. I also generally assume he watched too many dumb NG videos as a teenager which wound up causing him to sound like a silly 'Murican

    • @klubblunka1031
      @klubblunka1031 2 года назад +4

      No one did

    • @tablon6948
      @tablon6948 2 года назад +146

      @@tweeeeeex its really funny, you can hear chris's irish come out when he's scared playing horror games

    • @yjxoxo
      @yjxoxo 2 года назад +97

      @@tablon6948 “I was in the cer 🚗 “

  • @abcengenir3309
    @abcengenir3309 2 месяца назад +8

    "it's like skyrim... but with pokemon, like that's ever gonna take off!!!" -chris, a few years before playing and recording palworld for his youtube channel

  • @wideface344
    @wideface344 2 года назад +191

    The Heckle nation is proud of Otto for going professional

    • @RougenTCG
      @RougenTCG 2 года назад +35

      Heckle-heads going wild rn

    • @octavia8836
      @octavia8836 2 года назад +31

      A shekel from the heckles

    • @marquezharris619
      @marquezharris619 2 года назад +21

      Heckler here, i am very proud of our boy

    • @theweedledrop
      @theweedledrop 2 года назад +9

      Big ups Otto man

    • @wideface344
      @wideface344 2 года назад +5

      @Otto Heckel 🙌🙌

  • @KorianBossMonster
    @KorianBossMonster 2 года назад +423

    Over an hour and 30 minutes of irish stories, the real mark of a lad 🍀🇮🇪

  • @ezachleewright2309
    @ezachleewright2309 2 года назад +47

    Chris made a fake ID that the cops found and thought was real when he was like 12
    Fucking legend

  • @phillipredgrave5745
    @phillipredgrave5745 Год назад +10

    "Aaah Sabrina! Are ye allreet?"
    "Me fookin phone's browken"

  • @timmytacoburrito
    @timmytacoburrito 2 года назад +205

    I always love hearing about the time Chris got too drunk and vomited and shat himself

    • @coinish2997
      @coinish2997 2 года назад

      Chris, sit the FUCK down

    • @stucklift8674
      @stucklift8674 2 года назад +6

      When you think it can't get any worse. Then it gets worse.

    • @zangl2955
      @zangl2955 5 месяцев назад

      We’ve all been there. (Actually I haven’t done the shitting myself part… yet)

  • @Dogyphil
    @Dogyphil 2 года назад +266

    Chris: Nial you're an asshole
    Also Chris: We dumped a basin on a bunch of girls and one of them cried and said their phone was broken lmao
    god i love these boys

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 года назад +2

      Irish boys

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku Год назад +2

      Not gonna lie that sounds like some shit i would have done back when i was a cringe 14 year old

  • @spiderdude2099
    @spiderdude2099 2 года назад +68

    Irish stories are literally like:
    “One time I went to _____ and tried out the ________ and it was ok I suppose.”

  • @SilentSilus
    @SilentSilus 2 года назад +80

    Hearing Arin's voice in a modern Oneyplays video is quite surreal to say the least, even if it is just a compilation.

    • @Efrenxrazor95
      @Efrenxrazor95 2 года назад +8

      Hearing Matt and Ryan is also a bit weird. Shame they don’t talk anymore. Wonder if they can copyright for that

    • @satan1189
      @satan1189 2 года назад

      @@Efrenxrazor95 oneyplays doesnt talk to matt and ryan anymore?

    • @kekula69
      @kekula69 2 года назад

      @@satan1189 if you find out, can you tell me?

    • @twedo_
      @twedo_ 6 месяцев назад

      Lmao

  • @idkaboutthat6712
    @idkaboutthat6712 2 года назад +77

    it was really cute when he called his dad for the Donald impression

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 2 года назад +273

    i got an Irish joke:
    Danny walks into Murphy's bar and says, "Murph, give me the daily lunch special, double it, along with 3 pints of Guinness, two glasses of dark ale, and five shots of Jameson.” "What’s all this for, Danny? Are you okay?" "I just came back from the doctor, and I tell you Murph, if you knew what I have you wouldn't be eatin' and drinkin' like this." Murph brings over a Guinness and Danny downs it straight away. "My goodness Danny, is it cancer, diabetes, Alzheimer’s? What do you have?" Danny licks his foamy lips and replies, "50 cents."

    • @octavia8836
      @octavia8836 2 года назад +58

      God this just makes me miss Norm McDonald

    • @blackomet5049
      @blackomet5049 2 года назад +54

      And then 50 clones of 50 Cent barge through the bar door, sit down next to Danny and have a really great night drinking and eating with their favorite Irish person

    • @buhgingo2933
      @buhgingo2933 2 года назад +22

      @@blackomet5049 they dissolve after midnight

    • @jimbosfunzone8292
      @jimbosfunzone8292 2 года назад +11

      @@buhgingo2933 the charm where’s off when the clock strikes 12

    • @kekula69
      @kekula69 2 года назад +5

      I got an irish joke
      Barack O'Bama

  • @AnimatedAndrew
    @AnimatedAndrew 2 года назад +149

    Goddammit Chris listing all his "Irish Friends" at 11:52 accompanied by the game's music in the background cracked me up so damn hard. The grand finale of that list with the deformed/content aware scaled pic of Merida from Brave had me keeled over belly-laughing.

  • @ajmeraki4029
    @ajmeraki4029 Год назад +24

    Chris: "my father was like the sweetest, shyest, kindest man ever!"
    also Chris's dad according to Chris himself: sees a small, harmless bird enter the house and immediately, without a scrap of hesitation, kills it with the first thing avaliable to him

  • @RubberHose
    @RubberHose 2 года назад +255

    Hearing Arin in this compilation really caught me off guard. Not sure if he has even been in a compilation before

    • @Ada318
      @Ada318 2 года назад +71

      I had to do a double take as well. Arin was the last guy i was expecting to be acknowledged at all on oneyplays

    • @commonwriternext
      @commonwriternext 2 года назад +62

      @@Ada318 They probably don't care about controversies when it comes to compilations

    • @jonttopia
      @jonttopia 2 года назад +7

      @@commonwriternext what controversies have their been with Arin? Have I been living under a stone?

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 2 года назад +125

      @@jonttopia
      Back when "Dream Daddy" came out (a gay dating simulator made by Arin and others), Ding-Dong and Julian said it was made very poorly and was too fetish-y.
      Ding-Dong and Julian are actually gay, and their criticisms were valid, but Game Grumps fans completely attacked them including doxxing, and Arin did nothing to stop it.
      Other than that, Chris and Arin have been having more and more disagreements over the years, so they mostly don't publicly reference each other any more.

    • @WendigoSings
      @WendigoSings 2 года назад +42

      Theres a game grumps excerpt in the gaslighting compilation. They talk about Zach lying about why his voice sounds the way it does. Its crazy who all knows eachother in the YT sphere

  • @bettya.k.abetty8259
    @bettya.k.abetty8259 2 года назад +43

    I used to live in Ireland for a year back in 1999 when I was a kid. My parent's had no choice but to take me and my sister on their business trip since it was such short notice. We lived in this cabin halfway in the woods and Ireland is really fucking creepy at night. I think that's where most of my childhood phobias come from.

  • @ernekid7241
    @ernekid7241 Год назад +92

    The thing about Irish people is we just like to lie for no reason just for fun

    • @the_peak
      @the_peak Год назад +1

      It’s because of how gullible Americans are

    • @Jack574.
      @Jack574. 11 месяцев назад +7

      Ye, is funnee

    • @left4twenty
      @left4twenty 7 месяцев назад +6

      Tellin tall tales really takes the mind off potatoes, or lack of potatoes, depending on the year

    • @twedo_
      @twedo_ 6 месяцев назад

      lmao

  • @Captain_Grabby
    @Captain_Grabby 2 года назад +75

    Why haven't they started a 24/7 stream called "OneyTV" that just plays every video on this channel in chronological order?

  • @rjakobi
    @rjakobi 2 года назад +111

    When Oney was talking about that kid who wrote a school article about shooting crows, did anyone else think back to that episode in Father Ted with Tom in the "I Shot JR" shirt?

  • @Entropic_Alloy
    @Entropic_Alloy 2 года назад +122

    I'm ready for the compilation of Chris talking like a baby child.

  • @vincebl9899
    @vincebl9899 2 года назад +44

    The Giuseppe story is one of my favorite moments on all of OneyPlays. It's so fucking bonkers, lmao.

  • @calchuchesta3196
    @calchuchesta3196 2 года назад +20

    Chris has such a slight accent you could almost confuse him for an American, but once he starts calling garbage bags “bin liners” you can tell he’s Irish

  • @voidheir
    @voidheir 2 года назад +54

    57:00 is a bit that always makes me go into an autistic Sami rage because Chris is right. Christmas *technically* originates from Lapland. The reindeers and elves were based on the native Sami people. I should know, I'm a Lapper myself.

    • @blueray2174
      @blueray2174 2 года назад +14

      If you're a Lapper how come you typed this comment without your fingers falling off huh? ... suspicious

    • @captaincapitalism9535
      @captaincapitalism9535 Год назад +2

      Much like fraternal twins and yellow fever for Cory, that was one of the times I got unironically mad that I couldn’t correct the funny internet men

  • @levferno483
    @levferno483 2 месяца назад +6

    The Skyrim Pokémon bit got brought up in pal world. Crazy how a game like that exists now.

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 9 месяцев назад +11

    " It's loik Skoirim. But wit' Pokemon. " Chris is just mad that he was ahead of his time and Nintendo later stole his idea. He later saw the commercial for the new Pokemon and frantically pointed at the screen while grabbing his head a screeching like the Notalgia Critic while Chris looked on and rubbed his chin in doubt, then sniffed his finger out of pure desperation.

  • @BovineDesigns
    @BovineDesigns 2 года назад +34

    "Ah, stories from the land of sand where one can learn animation from the sounds of seashells."
    -Chris O'Neil: An Autobiography as dictated by Cory Spazkid

    • @MrHotSalsa
      @MrHotSalsa 2 года назад +2

      The Big Ugly Boy prequel

  • @PillsburySoyboy
    @PillsburySoyboy 2 года назад +179

    FUCK YEAH. These are my favorite parts that aren't Cory's stories about his dad!

    • @octavia8836
      @octavia8836 2 года назад +26

      Mother bearing hips

    • @Top_Nepper
      @Top_Nepper 2 года назад +12

      You want to kiss dada?

    • @jelly_4_brainz
      @jelly_4_brainz 2 года назад +4

      My favorite stories are the ones about cory getting effed by his dad

  • @ethanjackson4969
    @ethanjackson4969 2 года назад +71

    Remember when Saint Tomar chased all the Zachs out of Ireland,

  • @hrhnicholasable
    @hrhnicholasable 2 года назад +37

    Bert O’Neil is still my favorite Irish OC

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr 2 года назад

      *Bobbert O'Neill.

  • @FELONIOUSBOLUSS
    @FELONIOUSBOLUSS 2 года назад +103

    "CHRIS! You just told AN IRISH STORY!" -Stamper, probably

    • @El-Burrito
      @El-Burrito 2 года назад +20

      You felonious bolus

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 2 года назад

      You remember what episode of sleepycabin he said that?

    • @FELONIOUSBOLUSS
      @FELONIOUSBOLUSS 2 года назад

      @@Abdega nope

    • @coinish2997
      @coinish2997 2 года назад +1

      @@Abdega s2 ep3

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 2 года назад

      @@Abdegathe only real bad part of sleepy cabin is that pedo Shadman. The rest of it is so funny to me, but any time that heroin addict is in one I just can’t watch it.

  • @CheshireMask
    @CheshireMask 2 года назад +11

    "Ya never kick the bottle Niall" is one of the funniest ominous warnings I have ever heard

  • @DukeOnkled
    @DukeOnkled 2 года назад +28

    Listening closely enough, you can definitely hear his original Irish accent poking through at times.

  • @wanderingrandomer
    @wanderingrandomer 2 года назад +18

    I'm from the UK, and always believed that Santa lived in Lapland, and that he just WORKS at the North Pole, like that's where his factory is. The reindeer were also brought in from Lapland. Dunno about the elves though.

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow 2 года назад +43

    They aren't real Irish stories unless they have one random specific bit of information and/or an ending that doesn't relate to any of the main events or subject matter

  • @ChanceKearns
    @ChanceKearns 2 года назад +19

    Ireland, where you cant go five steps in the countryside without an old man on his tractor screaming at you

  • @Sunshine-san
    @Sunshine-san 2 года назад +30

    Mad respect for Chris for surviving the rot, strong lad that one

  • @m.f.3347
    @m.f.3347 4 месяца назад +7

    1:11 bro basically predicted Palworld

  • @3005desu
    @3005desu 2 года назад +73

    One time in Ireland an assassin went on top of this bell tower and he had the guy in his sight, and then he put his gun down and ate a chocolate bar.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 года назад +7

      Than he pissed his pants

    • @orpheus9098
      @orpheus9098 Год назад +4

      Then the Cadburys logo faded in

    • @gallow_
      @gallow_ Год назад +1

      @@orpheus9098 And a drum solo fill played in the background, presumably performed by a skilled primate of sorts

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 Год назад +5

      “And it’s like WHAT THE FUCK DOES A CHOCOLATE BAR HAVE TO DO WITH YOU KILLING SOMEBODY??”

  • @videogameclub683
    @videogameclub683 2 года назад +173

    Me favorite story was when Chris's nan plucked out his wee little eye ball and poured boiling milk in his noggin so he could pass Irish class

    • @octavia8836
      @octavia8836 2 года назад +3

      What does Irish class entail is the question

    • @partymantis3421
      @partymantis3421 2 года назад +11

      @@octavia8836 Boiling milk to the brain activates the hibernating irish roots in each irishmans graymatter.

    • @videogameclub683
      @videogameclub683 2 года назад

      @@octavia8836 Oh you know drinkin, cursin, and sliding in the mud to get around and the such

    • @videogameclub683
      @videogameclub683 2 года назад +1

      @@partymantis3421 You're very knowledgeable about milk physics

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 2 года назад

      @@octavia8836 in case you were genuinely wondering it's learning how to speak Irish, at least in my school, it's mandatory for the first few years of secondary school

  • @davidr3224
    @davidr3224 3 месяца назад +7

    1:11 And now, years later, we have Palworld and Chris is biting his elbows 😂

  • @zaccwiggins
    @zaccwiggins Год назад +6

    Chris describes his dad to be this terrifying man fueled by rage, but then when you actually hear his voice he’s the sweetest little Irishman to ever live.

  • @coolhrv
    @coolhrv Год назад +8

    As a fella of Irish descent who's never actually visited Ireland, Chris' stories really hit home for me. I haven't been able to stop thinking about Ireland since I watched this video and could listen to Chris tell his stories about growing up there all damn day.

  • @Fiddle0131
    @Fiddle0131 2 года назад +30

    27:02
    This is just a bunch of bookmarks for me
    0:16 The guy from Ireland: "It's like Skyrim but with pokemon"... holy shit the foresight this guy had is incredible
    2:15 The basin of water
    4:16 the bottle on the road in Wexford
    5:29 Chris' school principal
    26:55 The first and list time Chris got super drunk
    32:22 chat magazine
    57:00 Lapland

  • @GarretDejiko
    @GarretDejiko 3 месяца назад +10

    1:11 did he predicted palworld?

  • @tipsycat27
    @tipsycat27 2 года назад +90

    these stories make me more fearful of ireland than any IRA incident

    • @ahopefor
      @ahopefor 2 года назад +3

      As a Irish person I find that hilarious

    • @yodabaki970
      @yodabaki970 2 года назад +10

      None of this sounds particularly weird. Do things just not happen where you're from?

  • @JohnGreen-pn1dy
    @JohnGreen-pn1dy 2 года назад +7

    "I surely can son." That was very sweet.

  • @PinkBunnyCorporation
    @PinkBunnyCorporation 2 года назад +33

    So this is why otto heckel refused to do a best of irish stories for so long. I love this. Thank you otto.

  • @tyvb
    @tyvb Год назад +11

    Now we know why Chris did the music video, it was to make his friend's dream of Jack Black going to Wexford come true.

  • @machine-shopbilly6584
    @machine-shopbilly6584 2 года назад +23

    Trenchcoat pokemon dealer has motives beyond our comprehension and is definitely a main character

    • @tankben9737
      @tankben9737 Год назад +1

      I think it was tomar with one of his classic schemes

  • @stephenTcartwright
    @stephenTcartwright 2 года назад +14

    I completely get chris's sega story. My mum made me give my entire pokemon card collection away to a kid, because his parents broke up and he was having a rough time. I had all original 150 with all shiny cards including charrizard. I was so mad... I still bring it up and go on ebay to show how much it is worth now!

  • @MyOldHandleWasWorse
    @MyOldHandleWasWorse 2 года назад +41

    I love how it starts with a clip from the first series featuring our burrito babito, Joolian. That was a wonderful touch.

  • @ShahbazBokhari
    @ShahbazBokhari 2 года назад +48

    Finally flying back to Ireland for an early Christmas visit with the fam this year, haven’t been back in almost four years.
    I miss the place. Chris retells the truth of Ireland as I remember it, so well.

    • @scottporter1427
      @scottporter1427 2 года назад +1

      It's not even October. Y'OK? Blink twice for "No."

  • @Thereviewguy2
    @Thereviewguy2 2 года назад +16

    Chris makes me glad I'm not the only completely Irish person with an inexplicable American accent

  • @Sean-sn9ld
    @Sean-sn9ld 2 года назад +8

    I'm Irish and grew up in the south east around same time as these lads and these stories are 100% legit

  • @MG-ql8sg
    @MG-ql8sg 2 года назад +68

    It's really cool hearing Oney talk about these Irish stories again like from sleepycast

  • @Bruh-vs1qv
    @Bruh-vs1qv 2 года назад +22

    “Aahhh Jazes”
    Yeah that seems right

  • @Kcoolin
    @Kcoolin Год назад +5

    3:35 "me fookin phoone's brooken" gets me everytime. poor girls.

  • @austingent
    @austingent 3 месяца назад +2

    I will never not adore how Chris presents his dad as the most sinister character sometimes and then acts surprised or defensive when people think his dad is some sort of villain.

  • @serjherman
    @serjherman 2 года назад +15

    Oney's parents sound very nice. I can totally see how they helped him become the very best version of himself. r/wholesome